MARINERS V YANKEES

michael kay sucks, but ryan ruocoo is pretty good
hey look its that guy from NZ that was crying about the short porch

did you forget the Paul-Peter equation?

Michael Kay is a buffoon. But the others in the booth are excellent. They are all ex baseball players, and they are the kind of broadcasters who make the best and most knowledgable commentary. David Cone, Paul O'Neill, Ken Singleton, John Flaherty, I mean, they are all very informative. O'Neill is also funny. Cone is one of the best analysts in the game. It's really just Michael Kay. He ruins the the whole thing.

paul is my spirit animal

>the white sox
Amen
Why is Hawk Harrelson still allowed to broadcast?

go m's. fyi I hate this time slot

I second this

just get on base haniger

not bad vogel

good start tanaka san

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Glad they're not batting Gardner first any longer

Give Kelenic back
cano is a disaster

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Give Diaz back, we have no closer

give diaz back then or its no dice

I would make this deal

okay lets get a lead off to rattle this guy

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LETS GO M'S!!!

THE BRUCE IS LOOSE

lets get these guys home

fuck

at least they got one guy in

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add more pressure

meh better than nothing I guess

Marco seems to bouncing back pretty well from his last start.

When the fuck is Mitch gonna stop slumping?

>stream crashes
fuck

OK so last night your stupid porch and stupid Chinese home runs fucked up Felix, fine whatever, all part of the game right?

BUT WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE A STUPID MOUND THAT BROKE BIG MAPLE?

You know he's yours now right? We still love him, is that why you broke him?

nytimes.com/2019/05/05/sports/james-paxton-yankees.html

Also, even your fat slob monkey CC hates your mound

M's fans are pure cancer

I'm sorry.

Nice strike zone ump, wanker

I think we are pretty cool guys

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SHELLY DOUBLES

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ikr? We're almost as cancerous as the dust from when jet fuel melted those forgettable fucking buildings

when trebek dies will you stop posting this

the real question is: will andujar still be a yankee when trebek dies

C - Sanchez
1B - Voit
2B - LeMahieu
3B - Urshela
SS - Gregorius
LF - Gardner
CF - Hicks
RF - Judge
DH - Stanton

Come on Gritt

>mariners fan's go to is from the last time they were relevant
wow

checked

I love gardy, but you got to swap him out for frazier if we're talking our A-team line up

a gritty ground out RBI

Gifted run from bullshit call, thanks ump

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damn it

Mike was Killing the mets today, it's funny because he wanted us to get cano so bad and of course he's been absolute garbage for them

god I wanna have sex with dj

fuck the yankees and their shit fans. GO MS!

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go back to your cricket general, fag

That's fucking rich...

Our 'go to'? As if you fags EVER shut up about it

DJ LeMahieu's 2019 batting average:
A. .375
B. .410
C. .450

1. Borrow a book just to chat her up.
2. Bring it back just as she is closing the library for the night.
3. Profit.

You should probably put a home / away slash on that so people can tell if he can actually hit or not

what're you on about mate? he can hit anywhere

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Chinknaka getting lucky

amp up the pressure m's

LULZ

LOOOOOOOOL

>POO PORK SPANKIES

drive them home, tim beckham

gardy is senile

Oh gawd somebody gif Bruce's smirk there

I was wrong here, DFA frazier

that was frazier's ball to catch. he was too busy thinking about sucking dick for the next pair of jahdins he's going to turn into cleats.

tanaka gonna spirit bomb the whole OF if they score

move the bases

Gardy is cancer, i want him off the team. Fucking hell we should have signed AJ Pollock

you take that back you fucking inbred. gardy is the heart and soul of the yankees veterans.

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tanaka works out of it.

nice RISP mariners cucks

>shittatle can't even score a gimme

>risp

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Yeah good job, no left RISP left on there

Oh wait

No runners at all

Fags

>tanaka ERA vs. mariners lowest of any opponent
wow nice jinx YES

rattle the pitcher

>gets himself in a pickle
>gets himself out
oh tanaka

tanaka hasn't given up his signature solo HR yet. does the sac fly run scored in the 2nd negate that?

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he doesn't have his split today (one splitter thrown over the last 3 IP) so it'll probably be off that

How many hamsters does Gleyber stuck up his butt on deck?

What the fuck is up with that gay ass stance?

Does he have hemorrhoids

>rain

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GOT EM

HAHAHAHA

got em!

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could someone wake up the lineup

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PARROT RIDE

welp there it is

EDWIN

are M's fans so vicious, hateful, and bitter because they are 3 for their last 10 or is it because they haven't had a playoff appearance in 18 years?
I like hanging out in the thread and having fun whether the yankees are winning or losing and I don't attack anybody. I guess thats what being born in NY and having a good team does to you.

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Like...
A PARROT?

about time edwin

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wow, like clockwork. you should be a pitching coach.

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someone is rattled

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I mean you say that but most of our teams suck and for the most part we're ok. plus they have the seahawks who are good. I think it's just a mariners thing

>hypocritical
>disingenous
>insulting
>whiney

All in the same post!

Well done

thanks

We should probably start a go fund me so NY has enough money to buy a roof

mariners sure have a lot of blacks don't they

Good evening, Yea Forums pals!

Phew! Long, long time without lurking around here!

I'm here because today is my b-day and got a free day!

One of my fav gift for today was the elimination of Barcelona from UCL!

Now I'm here to cheer Yankees!

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Keep your BBC fetish out of the gamethread, please.

checked

One less since y'all took Maybin, chump

>POO PORK WANKIES

LMAO FUCK FRAZIER ZOOMER FUCKING FAGGOT

The rain drops must hurting his eyes to miss that catch. :(

Clint is still hurt is all

CLINT STOP WORRYING ABOUT IMPRESSING NEGROID RAPPERS WITH YOUR SNEAKERS AND START WORRYING ABOUT CATCHING BASEBALLS

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Boone better realize the Frazier RF experiment is now over.

Also, have you considered getting a black for right field?

Blacks tend to be good at sports and that Frazier guy?

Yeah. Get a black

we have a half-black as our regular RF. surely you know this.

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the weather is in my m's favor

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>spend bazillions on payroll
>Can't afford a roof, even for a small field

it really is Jew York City

>rain delay
time to test out the anti-yankee bias

First time watching baseball, what happens if it doesn't stop raining?

then the mariners get the win

new york building prices for you

welcome britbro

>new york jews for you

How long does it have to rain for that to happen?

hello

Jack seems pissed he has to be on this early

it can be up to three hours. it all depends on the field conditions after it stops raining too

they'd probably wait til 11pm or so to call it. but the game will probably be back in 30 mins or so according to the weather report

tfw
>rain delay
>train delay
>'ate the MTA

hah

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You have to budget 30mins for the 1 and A

boooooooooooo

it might be a while

Just call the game and give us the W already

Second'd

you know they are trying to delay it for as long as they can

Holy fuck why does it rain so much in jew york? kys fags

Expecting to clear around 10:30, wonder if they'll call.

I know M's pussies don't like playing in the rain.

is that a thing?

>Why does it rain so much in Jew York?
>M's are from the PNW
Get on our level.

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it was a joke because seattle is the rainiest city in america.

Yanks will walk it off

alright pussies, it's time for BASEBALL

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here is hoping the will help my m's

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the rest*

Were back boys.

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Mariners are a fucking joke org

I like the strike zone / speed overlay

jesus fucking christ

okay lets get the bats going again
the m's have a retractable roof

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thats my gold glover

>dp
fuck

What the fuck Beckham

but he's not :(

Omar seems like the kinda guy who would bomb NYC?

I forgot the yankees dropped kate smiths god bless america

yankees are traditionalists, traditionally baseball isn't played indoors. baseball should NEVER be played indoors.
the stadium is a beautiful building and cost over $1 billion. a roof would only DETRACT from its beauty.

And what a dumb fucking reason too. Gonna miss hearing that

>traditionally baseball isn't played indoors. baseball should NEVER be played indoors.
Goddamn, I thought I was historically conservative......

Gearrin fucking sucks

Why put him in a close game Scott

the whole cause is vague to me but apparently she sang something racist right?

F U G G

Gio "andujar" Urshella about to smacc a base clearing double

just strand them

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gleyber spiking thos gay mariner boys. love it.

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crap

DP!!!!

Holy fuck we got out of it

>2 double play balls plus all the fuck ups
it's not our night lads

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DP

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>Mariners one game over .500
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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getting back to two tonight

Goddamn the Stankees have fucked up so many times tonight

>tommy perfect streak over
>gio first error
yep this'll probably be an L

just get one guy in edwin

Raining again

SANTANA THE RBI MACHINE

YES!!!!!!!!!

SANTANA

SANTANA

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It's over. GG Stankees.

BRUCE BLOOP

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VOGEL

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keep it pouring beckham

Beckham's really starting to piss me off

lets make the yankees wish this game was cancelleed

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You're not alone...

>problematic

Robo umps fucking when

Gardy just started the rally up right :^)

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Pull him Scott, put Elias in

everyone tells me fans want human error

don't give up another walk guys

Jesus fucking christ Brennan

pull him

What the actual fuck Servais, you weak chinned faggot, pull him!

Fuck off. I swear to God if I see this season become a wash and Haniger traded because of this I will stop following this team forever.

who's this ginger?

Seems like hawkeye would be perfect for baseball

dp pls

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They broke my heart for many years in '95, I feel ya.

They use similar technology for the pitch tracker but refuse to use it instead of umpires because >muh tradition

everyone would complain his strike zone is to small

pls don't just swing for the fences

>because >muh tradition
Kiwibro, luv ya, but don't push it.

its gary he doesn't know how to do anything else

that was disgusting

that was some classic gary

Straight up golfing

lets get this last out

gary is garbage

Brennan you fuck

crap

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that could have been worse I suppose

we puntin now

remember when he was hitting hr's like bonds and getting on base like joe d a few days ago?

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Ry-on-base Healy with the lead off knock

That was a satisfying bat crack

>celebrating greatest achievement
>cant help but think about your "enemy"
rent phr33

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just need one insurance run

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Longest at bat ever, fucking hurry up nerd

You'll catch him eventually, just keep doing it

DEE!!!!!!

not bad, dee

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Don't fuck it up Haniger

He fucked it up.

Haniger is sucking this season, feels bad

Do something Vogelfat

fuck

Don't let his drop in average fool you, he leads the league in extra base hits and runs. He's just slumping at the plate now

>more yankees start coming back
>immediately go 0 for 9 RISP
anyone missing the railriders yet?

still up two so things could be okay here

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His average and hitting with RISP is garbage. Still has decent power though yes

Bottom 9th, yanks down two runs, mariners need to close it out, preparing my anus.

Fuck this ump

Clint is dropping it

Earn your pay Swarzak

dp pls

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lol

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuckin Hell

KILL YOURSELF SWARZAK

ASDUKFAWSDEKJFHALESRIHFLSAEIRRNVGLISERUBFVN;OAWEUNFOLZIERUNV;IZDROOIUG

LETS GO JAAAAANKEEEEEES

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REDEEMED

Ha

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That pitcher knew it was out the second it hit the bat.

fuck

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Why the fuck is Swarzak closing?

I hate Servais so much

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Why does God hate Seattle?

>the one day gio makes errors
>proceeds to put the team on his back the same game
this dude is a god

Seattle is full of sodomites, that's why.

Why you watching this? NBA playoffs on.

glove biter strikes again

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(((Big tech))) runs seattle

This team is tanking on purpose right?

No way Servais can be so retarded to use Swarzak as a closer.

I hate servais sometimes

I mean he's gotta be team MVP right now right

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doesn't like that Boeing invades his space?

Begone nigga

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SEATTLE

Looked out and I'm a Yankee fan.

Looks out to me

Imagine rooting for any team other than the yankees

wow - that was a great call considering that the Ump didn't have the right angle.

I really can't

Fucking hell Narvaez is garbage at everything other than hitting.

I hate this team so fucking match

of course they blow it.....

gg yankees

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Swarzak you FUCK

Lmfaoooooo

It is over. GG Marilels.
nope

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exciting finish

Heh. Go cry into your onions macchiato lattes shittattle

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Come on, that was before the replay.

>GG Marilels
It's Memeiners

DJ!!!!!!!!!

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That's what Seattle gets for having a fag mayor and dumb ass governor

>Imagine being the most normie bandwagon team in the history of the game

>being assmad you lost
>you guys are NORMIE BANDWAGONERS
lol I live in new york and you just got YANKED

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>#seethe/#hittooclosetohome

it's whatever i want it to be BITCH
he BIG mad

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Called it

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Where do humble aus bros watch the games?

B A S E D

unironically r/mlbstreams if you can access it

I unironically like Michael Kay. I love all the other guys too though, especially Paul O'Neill and David Cone.

*in the cadence of john sterling*

reminder

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Just got home from the game. The rain delay was fucking worth it.