Press F for Valverde

who hurt you alex

Based Alex, looks like a sp poster

>barça tears
The sweetest aren’t they

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Beautiful.

>I hope the darkness consumes you and always will

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>Alex
Can relate

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kek

AAAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Based

"I have prayed for you death multiple times a day for the last year + and I will continue to pray for it until the day I no longer exist. I hope the darkness consumes you and always will."

That + sign really completes this irl Yea Forums shitpost.

Mou pls..

Would love to see someone shop Sora and xehanort on this

What the fuck alex?

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jej

valverde needs to fuckin go

FUCKING SEETHING

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>twitter
>irl

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Valverde

Why is Sasja to upset?

>We can just say sorry
Just resign, old man.

>I'd like to see Valverde explain that
Why does Valverde need to explain anything? He wasn't on the pitch. If anything the dumbass players are the ones who should explain that goal.

youtu.be/cEgJEQNUpb8

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Give him the job.

>constantly winning all season
>nobody says nothing about Valverde
>loses to Liverpool
>dude let's fire him
I hate this meme, it's unironically not his fault that memessi decided not to play the match and that Barcelona doesn't exist without him. I'm not defending him or anything but honesty. Instead of buying meme players like Coutinho and Dembele they could buy actual players.

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Valverde did nothing wrong. He rested his first team against a team missing their best two players. Then that team loses the best lb in the world at half time. They aren't used to courage and quality in La Liga.

Similar to PSG, blame the state of the league.

this but unironically

THEY LOST 4 FUCKING NIL.

Fucking Alex

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Shut the fuck up Halal, you lost to a team of zoomers and that was even worse. You're never going to win anything ever again either.

Nobody who follows Paris has been blaming the state of the league.
No need to lie to make your arguments.

> "Sorry i just watched as Liverpool slowly fucked us and did nothing about until we were 4 goals down. I'm going to leave now in my new Ferrari from all this leliga money"

>Then that team loses the best lb in the world at half time.
kek, just like we 'lost' keita in the first leg
just unlucky innit, definitely not that they're trying to injure players because they're a bunch of fucking cheats

The players are retards and primadonnas kicking a ball for a living, it's the manager's job to drill the proper mentality into them and not just flop and lose 0-4 by not paying attention
it happened last year against Roma too, there is no excuse

som-hi espanyol

s

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if the entire team plays like shit, it's the manager that's to blame

there was nothing slow about the bumming they just took

Based Smiling Man

Valverde has most responsibility here, but where the fuck is Messi? He is the captain, he should come out to say something, only does when they win 3-0

>win 3-0
>lose 4-0 a week later

I don't get it. what the fuck happened

Mourinho vs Jordan Peterson when?

weak mentality

Jesus Alex, calm the fuck down

I'm not denying that they are a bunch of cheats m8, we all know what Barca/Real are about.

Explain how it's a lie.

Oh of course not, but he had more than enough time to make some major changes and only did so by putting in Malcom when the team was already unorganized and desperate

klopp said it right in the presser
liverpool were better than 3-0 at camp nou and barca were better than 4-0 at anfield
just football though innit

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Shit happens, it's football.

calm down valverde. you are garbage and everybody knows that

savage
Valverde out Mouyes in, when?

> T. Valverde

They got Klopped. Bullied off the pitch and choked.
Worst I've ever seen.

Messi was the best player for Barcelona though. Lenglet, Suarez and of course Coutinho played way worse. Sergio Roberto was lucky that penalty wasn't called.
It was embarrassing and Valverde is at least partially at fault.

Why the fuck not start Semedo when he was instrumental in the first leg?

The combination of weak mentality and shit manager. Just count how many times Messoy pull a virgin walk in this match, lmao.

mental midgets

SEETHING AND WORKED

lol

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love valverde
but he's not barcelona level
he never was
he still does the same mistakes he did at olympiakos

What did he do at olympiakos?

Subbing on players that would struggle to get into lower midtable EPL sides like Malcom and Arthur. Starting players past their prime like Vidal in a stupid formation that meant they struggled to keep the ball or form any decent attacks.

We don't speak about that

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fucking hell Alex chill out m8 it's only a game

Really makes me think..

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I dont get this meme

>Jordi Alba has the worst game of his life
>it's obvious from the first minute, definitely after the first goal
>Valverde leaves Jordi on and takes Vidal off, whom was the only consistently good defender and active participant in the first half
It's been a while since I've seen such an incompetent coach.

didn't rotate enough
couldn't read knockout ties properly
was too afraid of matches

he's good at keeping the locker rooms tidy and team-building, but when it comes to knockout ties especially there were times where he didn't help at all

Basically, he hasn't developed a lot as a manager
but I still think he deserves another chance, these barca players aren't good enough. Get him De Jong and De Ligt and see how he does.

based alejandro

cringe ernest

this
also starting with coutinho instead of arthur when we had to control the game

He wanted to dab on Liverpool

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Fucking kek that reply
/ourguy/ confirmed

et necesitem mourinho

Keep De Jong and De Ligt away from Hackverde.
Those two deserve better, not the killer of prospects.

I think he should have started with Artur and malcom then subbed on Vidal and semedo

absolutetely

What would happen to Yea Forums if Liverkek happens to win the League and CL?

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Yea Forums is closed.

Yea Forums would be unusable for a couple of days, then it'd die down and go back to normal, briefly flaring up as Liverpool do their open top bus tour of the city

>tfw get to keep the 5th CL trophy forever
>tfw Milan Baros dropped our CL trophy from the buss and left a permanent dent
>tfw I now remember Milan Baros

>barcelona fans literally wishing death on their manager a few years after their old manager actually died of cancer

and Yea Forums thought liverpool was the evil ones

Well this board is clueless in general so it's no surprise.

>tfw google Milan Baros and he's still playing

good lad

>I hope the darkness consumes you and always will.

cant wait for my next opportunity to use this

I'll never visit this site again.

>YNWA plays on a loop forever

the end of Yea Forums it won't be the same again.

alex you fucking cringelord

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>the downward spiral.jpg
GOT ME SUICIDAL

Based Mou.

Based mouyes

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Alba was horrific desu

What's Cruyff thinking right now?

Can you imagine the amount of shitposting that would happen? Place will be unbearable

He's losing it holy shit ended up at this

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absolute madman

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>ex utd paki customer gets btfo

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Anyone have a webm of the 4th goal

dunno bout you losers but this is webm clearly reprents my shitposting tactics

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>Anger
>Denial
>Depression
>Bargaining
All that's left is acceptance

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Absolutely savage
How
Reminded me of year 7 days

F

based

Mostly a completely shit manager that play big games with coward tactics.

Barca have been mediocre all season, la liga is just shit

3-0 at camp nou was a result that went against the run of play. The second goal was individual class of messi and suarez mixed with good fortune and the third goal was just an absolute blooter that only messi can score with regularity. Liverpool were the better side for long stretches of that game. At anfield they were by far the better side: younger, fitter, much more pace. They could hold an incredibly high line because they didn't fear barca's pace in attack. They pressed relentlessly and got barca tired of playing the ball in their own half. Barca had chances but allison had a great game and barca were not clinical. Still Liverpool were fortunate not to concede and if they'd had then the game would have been much different. Liverpool also played more tactically astute: they targeted barca's weaknesses: energy, pace and size. Alba made mistakes in defense because hes a hugely attacking option for left back. Barca were never particularly dangerous from corners or high balls because Liverpool have a huge height advantage. Third goal was unmarked header from a corner. Valverde removed his only energetic pressing midfielder in vidal for an attacker. Meanwhile Klopp's first sub scored two goals in ten minutes by attacking crosses in the box because he has height and energy his marker doesn't.

yeah, i'm thinking he's based

remember that Yea Forums is always wrong. Kompany's blooter makes it really hard though in the league. Brighton taking points off city is a huge ask.

Mou you fucking animal holy shit

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I will be watching that in 2029

GET FUCKED AL-PHONSO

>Year 7 days
>I now remember watching all the fattys and autism's getting picked last for football
Top Kek

Good times kek

>Play for 80 min
>Liverpool lead 3-0
>Barca player still walking around and unprepared like a moron
They fucking deserve it.

speaks the truth

I can't speak, I'm obliterated. I can't surf the web

what did sergi roberto mean by this ?

Someone post the vid of him post-match. I've never seen him so happy and healthy he must be utterly loving Barca crashing out

>Jessi without Xaviniesta

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Alex is fucking redpilled

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Valverde going for 4-4-2 to "control the game" despite needing one goal away and playing his entire season in a 4-3-3 and getting eliminated two seasons in a row isn't justifiable

why didn't he start arthur?

why did he do nothing after the defense was shitting itself?

fucking useless coach, Messi had same issue with Argentina.

My thought exactly. My coach used to tell us this while we were actual kids.

in a sense Barca losing like this is good, valverde had to go.

sell coutinho, buy hazard.

A bandwagon yet still unfathomably and uniquely retarded post… I expect no less from a leaf.

>Valverde stay and choke again next season
You know this will happen.

not bandwagon, Barcelona have no "strategy" or tactics other than "play Messi and pray".

>coutinho does fuck all

>starts

why?

>hazard
Already one asscheek in Halal

doubt it. he's being decimated by both media and fans

>Meanwhile Klopp's first sub scored two goals in ten minutes by attacking crosses in the box because he has height and energy his marker doesn't.
He isn't even that big but as you said him and Hendo are going in the box with such an impetus and that's something they haven't been doing in the 1st half of the season.

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Everything up until >buy hazard was exactly what said in every single post before yours. The last comment is just too stupid to understand.

jeez chill out alex
its jus a gaem

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Do you think the coach is doing a good job?

How can he keep starting players that do not perform? Even fucking Malcom would be better than Coutinho.

>reading comprehension

The most beautiful shit I've seen in the last few years.
Klopp is a beautiful bastard, and so is Arnold.

Based mou

Alex is gone

RESIGN ALREADY YOU WEAK FUCK. I CANT BELIEVE ROMA HAPPENED AGAIN. IT WAS A FUCKING FLASHBACK TO A NIGHTMARE, EXCEPT IT WAS REALITY. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DO IT TWICE.

>Alba the only Barca player looking at the ball
>he's still just walking away slowly

How is that a team at 3-3 in a CL semi-final? Why isn't anyone taking charge in the box? What's Valverde said to them before this? I have so many questions. Everything Liverpool do here is so clever, but Barcelona are being so complacent I just can't understand it.

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Here's what would happen:

>Liverpool win both
Yea Forums obsessively discusses Liverpool

>Liverpool win neither
Yea Forums obsessively discusses Liverpool

>Liverpool win the CL but not the PL
Yea Forums obsessively discusses Liverpool

>Liverpool win the PL but not the CL
Yea Forums obsessively discusses Liverpool

Alex is relatable

based alex

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You wish they could cast that much shadow. Try so hard to beat united yet lose to ajax and city

Barca customers are the worst thing happening to football.
They are so toxic and ungrateful.

Go on the field and play yourself, fuck. Whiny basedboys

I will never forgive this man

Why is Man Mountain running away from messi

worst part of this tactic is that messi rarely gets a good chance anymore, unless he creates it himself. Just like in the national team.

I laughed but then also reported him. Gonna make his life even worse when Twitter suspends his account. Stupid fucking autist.

you gotta admit though, liverpoor is the way lesser EVIL than pakilona

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Alex man, take it easy.

If his last managed team isn't filled with kids who have no mentality to play footbal i would say he's based. The reality said otherwise

VALVERDE'S AT THE WHEEL

based mou

no way they actually studied that, notice how shaqiri is surprised too

>retards will never know what true valverdeball is
Imagine Barcelona playing with the high line that athletic did 3 seasons ago

I will block Yea Forums for the whole summer

generals on Yea Forums will drown and die in a sea of scouseposting

You're kidding me. This board has had "laugh at Liverpool" derails since 2011. They don't cast a shadow. The board just fucking hates them to bits, whatever the reason.

>win 4-1 to Roma
>can't keep the players focused for the second leg
>get dabbed on
okay
>win 3-0 to Liverpool
>can't keep the players focused for the second leg after what happened last year and considering you're playing a way better side
>get dabbed on
how the fuck do you think he has no fault on this

For a good reason la

Based

>would
>happens to
brace yourselfs, because it is really happening

>You're never going to win anything ever again either
that's what you said in 1994, and Madrid eclipsed Cruyff's Barca with 3 UCL's few years later
that's what you said in 2006 only to not win a trophy for the next 2 seasons
that's what you said in 2011, only for Madrid to win a UCL threepeat, eclipsing Guardiola's Barca

Madrid always was and will be a bigger club. Every time you think you will finally pull a United-dethrones-Liverpool they come back to put you in your place.

They where far better than barca in the Camp Nou, two of the three goal where pure luck.

based, and who's the girl?

Valverde is a WC manager, it's not his fault that Messi chokes every time

Yea Forums would literally die. Not even the burgersports generals would survive

>Brighton
>Secured Premier League spot for next season
Pfft. I wouldn't be surprised if Brighton wouldn't even try to win just to spite Liverpool supporters.

I think Yea Forums would literally explode and then devour itself turning into the ultimate blackhole of shitposting and memes.

Literally
/weakmind/