What's next for Messi?

Failing in copa america

unironically retirement

Please join my team.
We don't reach finals, so he doesn't even have to worry about choking.

Welcome to Bedlington Terriers FC

This, Messi + Tsu will be deadly because they cover eachothers faults. Messi can consistently pass and create chances and Ronaldo can score from said chances and will never falter under pressure

another kid

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Welcome to LA Galaxy

prison. after he kills denbele and vidal

Unironically getting cucked by his wife.

not a joke, I really do want to see them play together, even if it is a single year in MLS or Japan

2nd place in Copa America [spoiler]this time against Japan, as we are fucked from the start[/spoiler]

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how there hasn't been a charity match with both on the same team is beyond me.

God I hope based Japs do it, fuck Messi

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Decline

Sprite and pizza before being welcomed to Newell's

Alianza Petrolera la, his agent already confirmed the transfer

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That's mostly because of Nike and Adidas

>mfw this is never going to happen because they just don’t care about money anymore

I don't think he will ever leave Barca.

Death

he has been loyal to his shitty team more than anybody could bear, I hope he joins some club owned by a sheikh so he can have teammates with at least average IQs

divorce probably
no point being married to some retired autist, she deserves to go and find herself

El Retiro

Losing another copa america final with argentina

It's all so tiresome

this desu

he's the highest paid player in the world, Muammar. why are you talking about loyalty when the HGH midget is all about money?

porn

he would be even better in any other big team, just face it he's totally loyal to Barcelona and he carried this shitty team beyond its actual capabilities for many years now

*he would be paid...

City.

WELCOME TO AL-ITTIHAD FC

The CL next year, courtesy of Matthijs de Ligt and Frenkie de Jong

Gonna get back to Barcelona and give himself a nice big double shot of HGH to prepare for next season

shipped to USA

I really want this

carbon fiber purse, whatever next

Another year another flop for the goat. Retirement is the best option.

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He was genuinely great today.

Made some excellent passes and had three perilous shots.

The problem is his teammates. Jordi Alba was disgusting. Vidal made a shitton of mistakes. Even Ter Stegen could have defended the first two goals if he were a world class keeper, which he isn't.

Come to dorados

Guanghzou Evergrande

Are you living under a rock lad? Iker died last week

MUH~

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Man city to unlock punished mode with pep

I wish.

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really want this

This