/mlb/

oy redditbros you okay? surviving?

Yonder Alonso lol

>the absolute sorry state of amerifat sports

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Hey general, sorry we dominate your board and sometimes archive the only post you are actually allowed to partake. Lose weight though.

These assholes are relentless...

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fucking douchedicks

Who doesn't love Yonder?

>cubs fan here !!!!
Well hello there.

>3rd world masses ruin speeeee every time some game to see who can dive the best happens
LMAO

>It seems as though some Italian Mexican lost at jogging
Anthony Recker?

Oh you can die now asshole

Reckermania is running wild!

It's time

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>These assholes are relentless...
If they are not all destroyed, it will be civil war without end.

sea v nyy gamethread

I used to watch baseball a month or so ago on YouTube, because I hoped it will put me to sleep faster after 12 A.M. The plan backfired when the channel that uploaded the games suddenly stopped doing it. I was in the middle of watching the spring training and fell in love with the sight of Americans holding a beer in one hand and catching home run/foul balls with the other. I even saw how a redneck scored two blonde chicks with his catch. That became my favorite moment in sports.

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Indians fans after he betrayed them.

welcome, my high IQ friend

>Indians fans
Is this some kind of ruse?

>Burroughs and Basedball
I like you

Is there a thread?

D O Y E R S
O
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...

Minnesota Twins @ Toronto Blue Jays game thread:
Sanchez meltdown vr.2.0 coming up

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My bad

Despite being a good team the twins have no fans here

Yet shit teams like the yaks and spergtros have a ton.

At least all the red cucks lifelongs jumped ship.

The red sox have tons of fans here. They are just quiet.

the only good thing about sox fans is that shopped picture of the big ass girl on the beach

Not sure if a team with no fans has any right to complain

I wasn't complaining

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You gotta use that for the game thread next time they play each other

Shes cute. Would make 80-20 white/beaner babies with.

>no angels @ tigs thread to brad post in

mlb is the worst league

Who?

I'm watching but phone posting

Who has a better ass: the girl in the OP or Anthony Recker? Compare and contrast.

>I wasn't complaining
Who has a better ass: this girl or Anthony Recker? Compare and contrast.

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Now that's maximum bradposting.

>tfw i saw the genny on page 10 and didn't bump it to see if it would get bumped off

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Sacrificed the thread in the name of science huh?

Not in the interest of science, just wanted to see it die for the keks.

The madman.

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no Cubs vs thread yet.
I’ll just wait here.

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Marlins @ cubs

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>Tardinals

>tfw no big tit baseball gf

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I clipped a tall blonde back in HS who became a ball girl later so I'm sort of a big fucking deal ;)

Mexico has a higher obesity rate than the US though. Back to the short bus

>working at Walgreens

Anthony Recker will be on the A’s pregame show again today, tomorrow and the day after. Thoughts?

64th for rags.

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Fucking retard

O'hearn!

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>be houston
>lose

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>be houston
>lose

Why are the whos suddenly good?

They have some decent players

Tommy Lasorda

The Indians decided to not be able to hit this year, which covers up our biggest weakness (pitching).

>blue jays

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Quality post my fellow Nats fan.

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>pebbles

uh oh retard alert

Let’s go Mets! Syndergaard pitching tonight. We have a chance if he can hit a homerun or two

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The fuck is going on in this picture with the old Yankees mascot. That lady couldn’t be gripping her purse any tighter.

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She's in the middle of not relaxing

Most of the league is tanking, so once the whos finish tanking and get some good players, they start beating everyone. The only good teams they've been beating are the injured Yankees and the Indians.

raise it

This begs a bigger question. How are the injured Yankees so good?

Braves @ Dodgers

Mets fan here, went to see the game last night. We have no chance, Sherriff Paddack is the beast, and he cometh down. It's like someone killed his family, and the only thing that can ease the pain is racking up Ks on the scoreboard.

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Honestly surprised the Phillies are smoking the Cardinals right now tonight.

sarah spain's giant tits somehow got even bigger. wtf

mest @ dasd

the 2019 royals have hit 2 (two) grand slams against the 2019 astros tonight

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>asstros

dabbing on the eww astros

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>be houston
>lose

>cusb

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>win
>double check
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>b-be houston
>win!!!!
AHHHHHHHH
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

>be houston
>lose
>say you win
>still lose

>hueston losestros

Why can't the royals bats come to life more often? They have great speed and defense, it's too bad they can't fix the offense.

>be houston

Yikes!

Reminder that its a fucking cusb faggot doing the be houston posts
>be houston
>win
>be cusb
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>cubes

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First.

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Houspie cited!

plus great starting pitching

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2017 WORLD CHAMPS BABY

Remember to thank Manfred and that rain shower for the handout!

>muh ring

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God Iw ish I was that breakfast

Is it just me or do GABP and Coors make it look like sometimes we have an offense? It's refreshing to watch some of our hits sail over the wall for a change.

wow

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That's just friendly banter between bros

yes. those parks are very hitter friendly. enjoy it before we go back to Oracle.

Based Doyers
Based Ryu
Based Turner

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>dodgers get the best girls
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT BROS

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I honestly had no idea

looks like he lost a bet

chaddies own ya

Chaddies piss me off

sorry we didn't know!

nevermind, we aren't. shut up!

>shitres

>POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES >POODRES

>dads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

DOYERS RUN THE WEST

Los doyers desu

What happened here?

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Shouldn't have traded Diaz

That dude that no-hit the Doyers few years ago is 3 outs away from no hitting the Reds.

stay mad at the chaddies assholes

no-hitting the >resd is not an accomplishment desu

Pete Alonso reaching Judge and Stanton status

>Kudge
>StanKton
Elite company

Wow he did it, nice

WE HAVE A NO HITTER

Cincinatti is on FIER tonight

LETS GO NO HITTER #300

>resd
ahah nonon

>reporter interviewing Fiers is named Kara Tsuboi
can't fucking escape the Ronaldo memes anywhere on Yea Forums

resd!!

>barves gonna barve
>still IP blocked
>literally drove 15 hours to be bored at my dead grandmother's house
I feel awful

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tfw

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So this is what happens when I'm not here.
You guys are on your own for the next game as well.

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cool thanks

>cusb

>gubesb

this is an outrage

this is straight up lunacy

TALK ABOUT CRAZY WHAT'S GOING ON?!

bumpies!!!!!!

>cusb

>be vlad jr
>strikeout

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OH NO NO NO
>memeiners
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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F

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Stay mad Mets

Why would anyone be mad at the passing of someone who is widely considered one of baseballs best executives? The league literally announced an all star game 6 years early so he could see that his work paid off before he died

Mets in a seeth

I don't know the first thing about baseball but I'm gonna need some sauce here

shoo shoo divegrass

Go go Swallows!

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honk honk

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Sad to see such horrible hand gestures are still being made in 2019. When will this terror end?

what did the Yankees mean by this?

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he was saying Rizzo was 0-3

leave Dougie alone you mean whiteys

Holy based

>cute

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I don't like divegrass either, I just want sauce on that ass

This pic just proves orange shirt is weak and cant give good comebacks

>be american
>play the circle game on live tv
>life ruined for getting so many people

You guys are niggers

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Not cool bro, watch the offensive remarks

Has to be below the waist fagass

Sorry I didn't know

>resd in charge of getting hits

The Jays are clearly on the decline though

Jeeze
>The state of sports broadcasting
We need to spread the word of the circle game, educate the masses.

MLB puts out too many videos and clutters up my subscriptions
I don't need to know if Jed Lowrie had a HOT NIGHT hitting 2/5 with a double

Josh Bell is elite, simple as

F

>be chi-town fag
>listen to Teh Score sports radio on way to work
I had to endure 50yr old jew Bernstein diatribe on how circle game (which has been around for decades) is a racist symbol now because some ausfailian muzzie murderer used it. Therefore no one is ever allowed to use it again as the circle game. The fuck actually started talking aboot Yea Forums and legit said on air he wanted to doxx the guy in that pic for being racist.

Bernstein, thanks for confirming that you are a shitposter on Yea Forums but please watch the video and note the guy who flashed the circle is half hispanic/half wog. Who you crappin?

turn news off for the whole league and just enable it for your team, you'll be swamped with that shit otherwise

Josh Bell out of the park. How about that speeeee!

Guy did it below the waist at first then realized below the waist was off camera
twitter.com/ChadRehan/status/1125932193522515969/video/1

>listening to the sports jew

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KEK I heard this broadcast. I got the feeling that the boys were more pissed because they realized they were being trolled

So it was just the circle game then.

We're living in good times bros

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literally who

Why are the Walgreens Natinals so awful? Two ace pitchers and they can't win a game and they commit 10 errors per game.

>spic flashes symbol
>must be a white supremepizza

The guy who broke the draft several years ago, 2019 All Star MVP, Home Derby winner, and World Series MVP Josh Bell.

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>Harpie is hitting .233

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>rags

lads my big toe has been swollen and leaking puss recently, any advice?

Have you considered amputation?

Probably just a swollen plantar wart. That's pretty normal, just ignore it and it should heal itself in a couple weeks.

Oh fuck you asshat
Thanks bro I'll keep squeezing the puss out until then

What's his ceiling?

>dads

Im never gonna say this again.

But

>based cubes

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>doyers won

¡ARIBA!

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Russell called up yay!

Based spurdodger

>rags

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PLEASE stop bullying the Padres doyer-kun!

!!!

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>MIAMI—Referring to the sport as a loss leader that “never really captured public interest,” Marlins officials confirmed Wednesday they were exploring the idea of shutting down the organization’s unprofitable baseball wing. “Unfortunately, we may have to cut our losses and shift our focus to more profitable sectors with real growth potential like concessions and apparel,” said CEO Derek Jeter, who clarified that the Marlins would still explore hosting more lucrative sporting events like the Super Bowl or the World Cup. “Marlins Park is a great venue with tons of potential to host big-name concerts and other events that will vastly outperform our lagging baseball division. You can only sink so much money into a project before you have to be honest with yourself and admit it is never going to work out. By doubling down on what the Marlins actually do well, whether it be hosting weddings or converting the locker rooms into a laser tag arena, we can ensure a future for our organization.” At press time, the Marlins announced plans to move forward with phase one of pivoting away from baseball after waves of positive feedback from fans.

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>Losing the series to the Lillie’s who you shut out first night.
Yikes

>imploding this early in the season
>tardinals

>mfw i believed it

Lmao CUSB taking an meme as serious stuff
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26697808/cubs-probing-apparent-racist-gesture-fan

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RAGS WIN

>they censored it

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oh nooo

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More cringe that they fell for the meme.

lmao what a joke

Black guy does the circle game. He gets free season tickets. But a white gut does it nets him a life time ban

>Phils running away with the NL East
>Yea Forums is just gonna meme brycie's batting average

yes
good
continue to sleep
nobody will notice as nola returns to form, eickhoff emerges as a solid 2/3 in the rotation and hoskins works his way into the MVP race

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"Coincidence is not going to fly here," Kenney says.

Yet the gnats and giants are still seething they still don’t have him

>u jelly of this replacement-level hitter

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Fuck this guy

twisn

This is very funny to me

Wants to laugh at the >walgreens but at least they weren't the retards who paid 300 gorillion dollars to broyce harpur

It's the only thing this team has done right all year

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>Seethie spotted

SEETHING

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These assholes are relentless