>Noooooo I can't park there, that's Sir Alex's parking spot
Noooooo I can't park there, that's Sir Alex's parking spot
Jack Richardson
Logan Green
underrated thread
bump
Benjamin Parker
>ole's at the wheel
Blake Garcia
I don’t get the joke. Please explain.
Nathaniel Allen
underrated thread
bump
James Clark
Luis Taylor
Cringe desu
Cameron Adams
they need to get over this shit if they ever want to become relevant again
Matthew Jenkins
>It's real
Isaiah Kelly
so does nobody park there or just Ole?
Eli Clark
Alexis does of course.
Jonathan Carter
based
James Gonzalez
The CHAD Fergie vs the VIRGIN Ole
Alexander Miller
I MEAN HOW FUCKING BASED CAN YOU BE
HE PROBABLY EARNED 200 POUNDS JUST FOR SWITCHED PLACES WITH THE FUCKING MANAGER
HE EARNED LIKE 5000 WHILE SITTING IN THE MANAGERS SEAT
ABSOLUTELY BASED
(he has to feed his dogs,you know)
Gavin Perry
Is this what he gets paid to do?
Jayden Cook
You push your bank card into the machine and enter your pinochet code
Nothing... where is the money?
Its 12am. The money should be there. You need it. You need it NOW.
Your stomach rumbles. How will you feed your family, your dogs, yourself, if the money isn't in the bank?
You take the bank card out. Maybe it was just a mistake. You put your pinochet code back in.
Nothing. Its now 12.01am... and the money STILL isn't in your bank.
You didn't escape your marker twice against Wolverhampton Wanderers for this. To be underpaid scum like one of those fucking miners working in a silver mine outside Santiago. You deserve better than this. You deserve your �500,000 with sponsorship bonus.
You push your bank card back in again
Its now 12.03am.
You remember the goals against Newcastle and Huddersfield. Did they already forget? Did they fucking pay Pogba before you? What the fuck does he need the money for? Haircuts aren't expensive when all you do is cover yourself in bleach before headbutting a lawnmower. Does he even have dogs? Does anyone of your worthless teammates?
You look
The money is finally there. You've finally earned your bread for the week.
Thank god. Now you can be at your best for the Chelsea match without needing to worry about day to day finances
Elijah Smith
Jaxon Morris
>noooo I can't coach here that's Sir Alex's job
OLE'S AT THE WHEEL
Nicholas Lopez
I bet Pogba parks there instead, taking up two bays.
Landon White
>I'm the BOSS now
Thomas Morris
Gives a whole new meaning to "benchwarmer" tbqh
Aiden Fisher
BOSS
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Cooper Robinson
>Ole's at the wheel
James Rodriguez
>tfw Ole says he's giving you the benchwarmer bonus
Jose Cox
Hmmm... in this pic, is Ole at the wheel?
Jack Lopez
>not coaching your team from the car window
Jordan James
This place shifting will cost you 50000£ + tips BOSS