/hoc/

Almost as embarrassing as opening a criminal investigation when your player gets checked too hard

what the hell is "le hockey"

youtube.com/watch?v=OrHnp0W8azM

un-ironically hilarious. I kinda respect his care free attitude during the playoffs and how he keeps seeing how far he can push everyone's buttons. He's one of the greatest /hoc/ trolls of our generation.
>CGY Fan

To be quite honest, nuke Toronto.

Good guys
>Bruins
>Blues
>Avs

Bad guys
>Relocanes
>Shorks
>Stors

>Charlie McAvoy will have a hearing with @NHLPlayerSafety for his hit on Josh Anderson last night.

Nice.

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Didn't he start the bantering by asking about his hit on Atkinson?

He’ll probably just get a game, which might be deserved. Anything more than that will just be bettman trying for PR favor.

He talks about the stick breaking with his skate and basically insulted him by saying he should sharpen them to do it again. Which honestly is fine as far as i’m concerned, I’m not against bants.

But then acting like some victim that you arent treated like a king by a guy you insulted is pretty disingenuous.

I'm being 100% serious; I really don't think it was a dirty/suspendable hit but he'll probably get a game

imagine being this obsessed with canada and yet insulting us at every opportunity
tsundere america

Quebec isn't Canada.

Go ahead and ask them about it, I'll wait.

Can the sharks win in game 7 at home?!

>them
they are us retard

As a Canadian, you have to admit we talk about the US constantly. I bet most people at your office knows more about US politics than Canadian. I know they do at mine.

They are known for coming through when their backs are against the wall, very safe bet.

this is what happens when the sensationalist american media is shoved down our throats

anyways any canadian who chooses to be ignorant to their own politics is a moron

it stands for gay hockey
and that’s just redundant

is there a link to this interview

like in 2016?

youtube.com/watch?v=Awtf6JFnVEo

It's bound to be 1 game - a hit to the head, but nothing too serious it seemed?
Yeh if you're gonna banter, you can't start acting like a victim when it comes back at ya desu
I think it's a 1 game suspension, shoulder to the head is an easy 1 game suspension in my book - anyone asking for more is exagerrating though

>no cold weather qt gf

>design team went with Plan 3
>Seattle Totems
>logo is Space Needle as a totem pole (one section is a fish to appease Sockeye support)
>colours are slate grey, forest green, rustic brown
>yoke has city flag and stylised wood-carved "S"
>alternates have wood-carved S across chest
>tons of Native/First Nations heritage events being planned for launch ("cultural respect and depth of team lore" as mission outlines)
>launch plans to have hockey vets from the area
>discussion of Metropolitans retro 4ths after first two seasons

t. adidas intern knower

>a fucking sacred pole

>Totems
Please no

that's just some weirdo leaf talking about it, I found it on my own anyways, marchand was just like yeah dude later I have a massive amount of cocaine to do, bye bud, wouldn't overthink it

Guys i'm gonna do a poo

No....
What he did wasn’t ok......
He insulted the entire hockey world.....
He viciously verbally assaulted a young but up-and-coming reporter....who has a family for goodnedd sake......

Marchand needs to be executed for this.....its the only way.....

K just make sure you do it in /cric/, it smells in there anyway

Post-game interview:
twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/1125582577237016576

The interview done earlier in the series, which is why Marchand didn't care about Kyles questions:
twitter.com/KrisAbbott21/status/1125584122267754504

tad bit of an overreaction if im being quite honest with you friend

>that comment section full of seething nu-males who dont realize theyre getting worked
What Marchand does is performance art
has it right

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damn I cannot believe Artemi Panarin is gonna be on my New York Rangies :')

pajeets?

>rags

Ahhh much better

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Verbal attack can cause anxiety and depression. Anxiety and depression, on the other hand, cause physical symptoms. Thus, verbal attack = physical assault. Marchand should go to jail for what he's done.

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omg how will vegass ever recover

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let me guess, these 3 guys are all sports writers/reporters. because only other reporters would be confused as to why a player gets tired of hearing the same retarded questions every game

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The reason why Marchand was like that last night was because Kyle was a dick to him in game 2.

except the controversy is because kyle asked brad a question that wasnt from the standard protocol

REALLY hope reddit leaves my canes alone and bandwagons the west this year

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>controversy
Bit of a stretch. If this was any other player no one would care.

if this was any other player the question wouldnt involve whether that player sharpened his skates after deliberately stepping on another players stick

...

all s*nbelt teams are reddit

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I have a man crush on Rod

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It's still not a controversy. It's some petty nonsense between the rat and a.dumb reporter, magnified because laffsnet can't stand him.

Bing Bing honestly

a smidge gay

if you have to claim its not a controversy, that makes it controversial

92581756

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so mad he cant even spare me a (You)

Bad news friend, Canes ARE reddit.

ïTS a CoNSpirAcYY!

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Seriously though can the blues win this fucking series. Every year I get more and more depressed

fresh meme
>youtube.com/watch?v=yoz1Wuy4xyo

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Who are these sicarios dressed up as civilians? Who are they trying to kill?

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Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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Yikes

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look at this dude

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They're there to kill thousands of nonexistent Colorado and San Jose fans

Too be fair, Columbus did dominate, they just couldn’t get it behind tukka

Vegas/LA fans trying to get NHL fanbase to turn on shorks and bing bings

can you stop shilling your shitty channel for views

welp

looks like the young Brent Burns lmao

Imagine being this salty

If I were shilling it for views, I'd just post them on fucking reddit. I make shit based on stuff from /hoc/, or shit that people outright suggest, and only post it to /hoc/.
Go take your fucking Midol.

Boston Bears in 6 fuck the redditlina even thought i kinda have crush on Aho

>my team is out and I need something to seethe at
Canadians are pathetic.

Imagine being an Avalanche fan

should have included some of the interview from last night

youtube.com/watch?v=basedyo17zftE

or not im retarted i guess

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if that was the case, then the autists like this one who enjoy your content can view it when their subscription notifies them

stop using Yea Forums to advertise for your youtube channel

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Having Canadians be mad at you is a badge of honor.

lol if someone being mad at you is a source of pride you must live a pathetic existence

>he's STILL going

It's been pretty fun this year

>the conversation ends when I say so
kek, burgers cant even handle the bants

Yeah I'm just bitter, if you enjoy watching good for you man

>that's how he interpreted this
You're genuinely mentally ill.

Seek help.

he's like this literally every morning lmao

who is the bottom in this relationship?

>Kek burgers

youtube.com/watch?v=05KUHhbY58Y

was it autism?

>every leaf poster is one person
talk about mental illness

who said that?
other leafs don't act like whiny pussies literally every morning for the same span of time. when another leaf does post during your shitposting storm, it's easy to tell they aren't you because they're not crying or being contrarian at all times.

All Canadians are borderline schizophrenics

>who said that?
this user implied it here >when another leaf does post during your shitposting storm, it's easy to tell they aren't you because they're not crying or being contrarian at all times.
talk about delusion

>doubling down
see you lads in a few hours when this retard is more diluted

the problem with you retards is you see a post without punctuation or capitalization and you attribute it to one poster

no i don't

You know that won't happen

link all my posts ITT then
if my posts are so obvious like you claim this should be a no brainer

Imagine living in the peninsula of Canada

lmao got u retard those other posters aren't me

who gives a fuck

Why does anyone post here

Based Leafbros working fragilefag into a shoot

to discuss hockey, too bad americans are more interested in discussion about me

business idea: every off-season the entire league has to subject all of its players with no protections to a draft similar to the expansion draft except every team gets to make picks

(You)

Quebec women are the finest on the planet with no close 2nd

To shit post about hockey*

interesting, like some sort of trade agreement
would there be dates that determine when this period began and ended?

well it is Yea Forums after-all

Blasting the bowl with a spray of Stamkos lads

This

If we want serious adult discussion we need to go to reddit

Exactly if you come here for discussion that is your mistake

People who go to reddit should not post here tho

why its not like this place is a secret club

They won't. Cursed team desu.

People who go to reddit belong in ovens

Because redditors should kill themselves

The amount of people who occasionally visit reddit and post here outnumber the Yea Forums hardliners. Don’t mean to surprise you

How about that finish boys!?

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Oh it's not a surprise. That's why Yea Forums is shittier than it used to be
This

I only use 4chinks because I’m elite

Yea Forums was always shitty. Been browsing since mudkipz was unironically a funny meme. Not a reddit obsessed “muh secret club” cringy nigger either.

Rip

daryl katz looks like THAT?

I never said it wasnt shitty. It's just shittier.
t. Yea Forums gold member since 2004

Finland pls walk on my back

Reminder Bruins = Reddit

This is true

Will Holland save the oilels?

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/hoc/'s guys- broons
reddit's guys- everyone else

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no. holland's greatest success came from exploiting european scouting before the other franchises felt it worth taking the risk
this is irrelevant in today's league

>original six team
>reddit

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Who was in the wrong here?

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In like 5 years

>implying chitcongo is THE reddit
>implying the >laffs arent reddit
O6 means nothing

Who is this tranny and why are you avatarfagging as her (him)?

Poor salty teds fan....
It's okay, there's always next year bucko

>tranpa gay lgbtning

>everyone who doesnt like me is ted
Oof

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE

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I love Canada desu, I just insult it online because Canadians are assholes on /int/ and it sometimes spills over to Yea Forums

flags were/are a mistake

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Imagine having a fin as your general manager

LOL

this is taken right before the epic comeback for the heroes like a tale from my anime stories, right?!

>my shitty country shouldnt be held accountable for it's awful posting
Fuck off maple nigger

yes tampa came back to win that series and then on to the cup (also all reverse sweeps) for a historic comeback after a historic season

Reminder that despite what (((they))) tell you hockey is in fact NOT for everyone

is post quality really where america wants to make its stand?

Always dont you know were number 1 at everything. Even shit posting

based

>ted

Just had a rectal exam lads, turns out I'm officially not as bootyblasted as
>blots
>teds
>rags
>laffs
Good to get a clean bill of health.

that would make you a craps fag?

top kek, but no

I’m going to BLOW UP finadnl

trying to succeed where russia failed
bold

no dont, finns are cool

He meant with his mouth

oh ok thats pretty gay but thats his prerogative i guess

No you perve hes going to inflate Finland

That's pretty much American foreign policy.

oh im sorry
is that good or bad?

why are you always talking about binlan? isn't this hockey thread?

no this is a finnish appreciation general under the guise of ice hockey discussion

because with FINNS you WIN

/hoc/ - Beaver Conservation, Onion Ring Recipes, Radon Awareness and Finnish Appreciation

Do you like bouncy house floors?

Daily reminder fuck anglos, fuck the maple leafs, big fucking huge FUCK YOU to Toronto, gayest in this whole fucking gay ass country and fuck Ottawa.

Go Nordiques.

ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE

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*Annexes Quebec*

I would prefer to be a state in the US motherfucking A than to deal with these gay ass faggots in Ontario everyday

Don't truly care about east coast race anymore

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>Go Nordiques.
They already went.

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onhockey.tv/laola1.php?channel=1542601

onhockey.tv/facebook.php?channel=magentasport.de/videos/605055356677443

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thanks gary

to be fair a blues canes final would be the best possible outcome

Welcome home ami

with bloos winning it all

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This literally is a win/win season for the avalanche anyway. plus makar looks pretty good. now who does sakic draft with the 4th pick?

>This literally is a win/win season for the avalanche anyway.
contract negotiations are all gonna be about raises after this seasons performance
>plus makar looks pretty good
at the expense of having to protect him in the expansion draft
>now who does sakic draft with the 4th pick
who cares this draft is weak af

>touching the cup before winning it...
Not gonna make it

.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... lads..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

happy elimination day!

Tcw only 1 game a day from here on out

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must win game tonight

How do I sooth my anxiety of this game 7

find a E

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meanwhile the township of gendale STILL has a team

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Because honorary snowbelt

put money on it

that doesnt make sense, the team was taken from the snowbelt whilst performing much better financially than it ever did in the desert

The real reason why the Nordiques aren't coming back is because people in the Qc City market still watch hockey, buy jerseys, even sometimes good to Mtl only to go see a game, the ligue is making money with Qc City even though we have no team. They prefer trying to expand to new markets where they don't already watch hockey.

>the ligue

"Ligue Nationale de Hockey", that's how you say it.

dont waste your time on the uninitiated

Game 7 is a must win for the Stars, imo.

hon hon hon
donnez-moi une Quebecois copine s'il vous plaît

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what is your hot take on the bloos perspective?

landesGOD

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MESSI

Ta gueule petit con

ha ha ha oh no
youtube.com/watch?v=YAcg9-8nfgY

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I think I'd prefer the stars to win because that will engage the finns more but honestly I don't care who wins thanks for asking

>Liverpoop

How is this shit successful

Bingo daddy that's why teams like the wild will never get Gary's love or help

Too complicated for you? Fuckin brainlet.

They have some wiggle-room. But if it comes to a game 9 they might be done.

It's the opposite actually you retard. This fat fuck is boring as shit I fell asleep while watching. Maybe that's it it's just a bunch of insomniacs watching so they can fall asleep

How are Blots gonna cope with the fact that the team who swept them couldn't beat Bruins who barely got past the Laffs?

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>halfway through the playoffs
>no one gives a shit
Fire whomever wrote this script

>can't follow a whiteboard
Awww widdle brainlet need a nappy? Leave the numbers to the smart people, dumbfuck.

i care about these playoffs still
love of the game bro

I'm watching it but I don't have a preference as far as who wins or loses

guess im just used to it

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The hockey guy really is a filter for people 130 IQ and up

When’s the next must win game start

if shannon is such an intellectual why did he choose this to be his wife?

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30STON

well that implies they are still paying attention to the nhl, which they are not

Who is the Messi of hockey?

Hi

*fat wife braps in the distance*

>What's that user, you want St. Louis Blues to win tonight's match?
>Wow, I would not have believed you were such a massive faggot, this date is over!

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ahoj
>halák na striedačke

BOOBSTON

patty kane

begone thot

finlabd more like BITCHland

Delet this

blues

DallASS

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>a fucking musical note

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guys
guys
guys
guys
guys
Tuukka Rask liked my tweet :)

What did you say

what did you tweet?
suomi perkele satanaa?

His last like is from february
1/5 made me check

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Do we like Czech or Slovakia more?

kys ugly mongol bitxh

no fins in /hoc/ mongols LEAVE

Czechs are the Jews of Slavs

I’d like all your tweets if I could

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>dox yourself pls
no thx m8
and that was not it but I like that

speaking hockey, definitely czechia
>Hertl
>Pastrnak
>God's pajamas literally have Jagr on them
as opposed to
>Halak
>72 old 3 meter tall guy
>noone else

slovakia, since one of their qts sucked me off a few years back

Hockey God is a woman

>telling lies on the internet

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explains why she needs blood as an offering

>western slav girl sucking off a westerner
despite it being even more true for czechia, I believe canadaguy

you can choose not to believe if you wish, but please do not disparage my character and call me a liar

Bruins are Reddit

everyone but the bruins are reddit

Explains why she only seems to watch NHL

I wish I was turned into a hockey puck and I was stopped in binnington’s thighs

whoa, user I....

Be prepared for eurofags to MESSI post for the next 90 mins

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So the tradition goes

My reportin' finger is ready.

what if liverpool wins?

Has anyone checked their bracket challenge entries recently?
I'm tearing shit up over there.

they wont
>just scored

Origi 1-0

who gives af who picked the memes teams to win

>Holland hired as Oilers general manager
kekkity mckekkerson

Post more Scandinavian women!

t.

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>laffs champions
>100% incorrect

the bracket i made is similar and had the jets winning
anyone predicting 7/8 underdogs going through the first round is just a massive faggot

>anyone predicting 7/8 underdogs going through the first round is just a massive faggot
Someone sounds extraordinarily bitter.

>On this day in 1992, at the McDonald's restaurant in Sydney River, Nova Scotia, Canada, three men hatch a plan to rob the safe of their local McDonald’s expecting to find $200,000. One, an employee, is immediately recognized by staff inside and a brutal killing spree begins. By the end of the night, the robbers kill Neil Burroughs, Jimmy Fagan and Donna Warren, and leave another employee Arlene MacNeil permanently disabled. The trio make off with $2,017 and are arrested 10 days later. It was one of the highest-profile murder cases in Canada at the time.

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bitter?
this seasons playoffs make a fucking mockery of the regular season
sure its meme worthy but anyone who wants to pretend they were nostradamus this postseason is just a troll

>7/8
i'm guessing boston is the one favorite? if you considered sharks blues or isles to be underdogs you weren't paying attention

grim

yes boston was the only solid favourite to go through the first round

who did they play in round one? forget already

I'll just leave this here.

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>you weren't paying attention
This is the thing.
Fucking nobody was paying attention to how teams were actually playing, they all just glanced at the standings at the end of the year and then went on autopilot.

Consider the odor

consider or relish in?

tranpa was steaming rolling through every fucking team and lost 4 games straight
regular season be damned

the only team that will take boston to seven games

well that's something, I'll give u that mr. Tavares

from left to right:
>yes
>yes
>yes
>maybe, tattoo is a big slut tell tho
>same but yes
>yes
would prefer them to all be at least B-cups too

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A man of class... I like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=zd8E4xRheZA

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free family dinners

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Non.

Please stop posting images of my sisters

based Quebecois

female athletes are pretty easy in general too. higher T levels let them max out at the skill level of low-ranking male pros (like AHL-level in /hoc/ or A/AA [minor leagues] in baseball) but also ramp up their sex drive.

>AUT 6-7 CAN OT
heh

i know one female athlete with high t
[spoiler]post the roast[/spoiler]

tell her hi for me

reminder the Wild were unjustly denied their shot at the Lee

imagine if hockey was actually real

>someone mentions the wild
>no one responds to it

Texas or Missouri, which is the best hockey state?

BUT TORTS GUARANTEED A GAME 7

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who?

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We will know for sure after tonight

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for the other series

Can we choose neither?

Stars 3 - Blues 1.
Avs 6 - Sharks 2.

no

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nobody knew how badly Gary wanted Boston

which one has a Stan Leec Up ?

Missouri then; purely off the fact that they are farther north.

neither (this season)

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Tfw 2008 crash turned me into a maoist

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no

i can find now flaw in that argument

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based chinamen will rule us all one day

>4 (Four) power plays
>0 (Zero) power play goals
lmao at casual hill billy ohioans

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>commies

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it's best of seven system mate

Go sharks

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Yes, yes. I was just posting the scores that I had in a dream after last night's game, I figured hoc being the smart lads that they are would be able to see correctly in my wizardry.

apple sauce

just had some chink food for lunch shit was bomb

suomi

>barca

That picture is meant to titillate but I can only see them wearing full gear. That means something I guess.

So what did mammi taste like

>hockey is a sport that anyone cares about

it means you're based brother

i see what you did there and i dont like it

>4 (Four) power plays
how did bruins manage to not give eight (8) goals against? asking for my penpal Gerard

nah, marchand is the biggest douche in the league, but not because of that interview

based

>reading comprehension
How do you expect to follow a white board when you cant even follow text on your screen. Kill yourself for the betterment of the planet.

t. reddit

Thanks fren. Loved watching some of them play for Calgary this year.

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have sex

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>Coyne, Fast, and Johnston sitting together on the end
>Decker squeezing in between Lundpads and Palmieri
What a sloot

ekblad and padqvist have very strong jaws compared to that little piggy in the middle.

they all have the bodies of men, if this turns you on youre gay

>people on this very board do not rate, and even hate, based Marchand
the best player on the fucking ice
he even posts him himself.

i can't tell if pads is the true alpha all smiles man or doing the harold-smile-away-your-pain

>ekblad
>strong jaw
not so fast t. max domi

besides, that's yandle in the pic

if you wanted to see bitches play in calgary why didn't you just watch gaudreau?

something happened in diveball

I went to school with Brad, his mom was my grade 7 teacher.

He was pretty famous for messing with girls and then never call them again (for some reason they falling for it...) And now he's famous locally for pissing on the floor of whatever bar he's in.

I was at a bar one time and he walked in. Some dude at the bar started chirping him non stop. Brad walks up to him and says, I'll give you a hundred bucks to shut up. Buddy says ok. Brad pulls out a hundred dollar bill, rips it in half, gives the guy the half without the serial number, puts the other half in his pocket.

His mom was an absolute rocket though and she never wore a bra

>it was 3-0

it was 3-0, now it's 3-4. a tried and true tale of blowing it

funny

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I believe 4 out of 10 statements from that blog.

>he even posts him himself
What

keep an eye on the page number

posts here, I mean

Colorado burn?

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hmmm

i'm ready for blues elimination day

I'm speechless lads

Yeah and some of them like Paige Spiranac and Eugenie Bouchard are hot af

what about?

I'm seeing Blues -135, O/U 5 goals as the latest line for tonight via CBS Sports, lads. you read anything different somewhere else?

Slight variation but p much

>teds

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Hope you meet the blues in the final and it goes to 7. Dont care who wins just want a good final

It'll be a great final. Bing Bings vs Broons

you mean stars vs. canes

t. oronto

its going to be blues v. broons
t. script writer

Boston? Would rather live in a moss covered rock hut in Maldives tbqhf

At least you predicted the two first round sweeps, just not the right way.

lmao wat
Columbus was getting stomped all series but bobrovsky was keeping them in with his play
The last game was completely one sided

>Messi

Literally who?

MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE

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Blues win 4-1.

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the neighbours chickens escaped again

DUBS AND >DALLASS CONFIRMED GONE

Neighbors choking his chicken again

your neighbors are strange

Has anyone seen my chickens? they accidentally got out again

I miss Ted

Canadiens kill the chicken
Canadians ARE the chicken

Looks like bloos are in trouble

this leaf speaks the true

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chad marchad

very rainy outside today lads
youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg

Making breakfast for dinner lads

dreamt about bulju last night
woke up hard as diamonds

I said CONFIRMED, lad...
Still up in the air

>yah i probly got a couple a screws up in my head loose but no worse than whats goin on in ted's bedroom

Based and not gay

bulju isn't even an NHL player anymore why do we still talk about him?

because bulju is a meme

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When has he ever posted here?

what happened to jesse? his hip surgery was a success

Charlie McAvoy suspended for 1 game.

FUCKING BTFO

Rest of the league status: SEETHING

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

Will da stors win 2nite

I don't know

is op a faggot

will the shorks win game 7?

As he should be, that was a dumb thing to do last night.

But I'm still not even worried.

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shall be a fun series bruinslad.

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mods = gods

Mods=bitches

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Only a SHIT game tonight

BROONS VS THE WHALE

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Nuclear event in 2025?

suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my prissy behind its fine like all the time like sex on the beaches, what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh whaat

>deleting strongduck posts
>gods
canadian opinions will never not be shit

will the blues win game 7 tonight?

good song

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>will the blues win
2
>will the stars win
1

i think canadians make GREAT posts, lads

Does your father know you are gay?

Point even one out

t. Canadian on a proxy

im thinking this is a must win for avs

good post here that really does sum up the state of tonights game

Can you repeat the question?

>a literal shit post
Kill you are self along with the leaves

will the shorks win game 7?

Kek
KEK

>SNES

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Shorking confirmed

>another 5
Shorking double confirmed

>it is 100% certain
Strong duck is scary

How long of a chain can I get for shorks shorking?

Imagine being a fan of the *tt*w* S*n*t*rs

no bully

The skill separation has narrowed so much it's ridiculous paying someone over 8 million. All you need to build a contender is speed and a good goalie.

just thought about how that lafftard back in october genuinely thought things were going to be different this year and it made me chuckle

thanks for reminding me bro, lmao laffs fans are such an embarrassment

can't understand this something is wrong with your keyboard its missing letters

Go Sntrs!

There's no need to stay scared when you #TakeWarning.

IS IT TOO LATE TO LAUGH AT THE COLUMBUS BLOW JOBS? AHAHAHAHA

>69
Niiiiiice

>le jerks xdd
fuck off back to r*ddit or hfb*ards where you belong, faggot

Attawa Sanatars?

suck my dick gaylord lol

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rooting for Taras and O'Reilly but I can't see myself staying awake at the start of the game.

holy seething

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>85

Didn't ask

>le mad, epic jerk
b2r*ddit

>he lost another IQ point somehow
grim turn of events
don't huff glue, kids

well your mom asked for my dick

Hurric/a/ts!

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what dick? enjoy getting curbstomped

I don't want a snowbelt team to win the Stan Lee

name >your team so we can laugh at you properly

disavow

I'm going to make anime of the remaining teams with the least amount of anime.

shorks or bloos gives it to a team that has never won

>thinking the h*rr*c*n*s are gonna beat the br**ns

lol >your gay team is nowhere to be seen

>canes wont make the plays
>canes wont beat the craps
>canes wont beat the islels
>canes wont beat the b-ruins
>canes wont win the 2019 stan lee
worst timeline is fast approaching

Reminder this is canes country now

is randy the governor?

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what does shannon do with all this extra free time?

he's still around?

The blues suffered longer than the Stars simply because they are an older franchise.
Also the stars have a cup to their name. But both have been shit for the last l don't know how long, maybe 20 years. So who are the good guys tonight?

>implying that fag Binnington can ever be the good guy

Excuse me, are you talking shit about Jordan "if she prays towards Mecca, I'll fucking deck her" Binnington?

Yes and billy joe Jim Bob Jake is vice president

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>blues are an older franchise than the stars

?

soon

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>tfw still number one in /hoc/'s bracket league
Guess Im the most knowledgeable poster here huh

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Body = Edmonton Oilers
Infection = Lowe, MacTavish, Howson, Coffey, Messier etc

Fuck you

What an ugly man

That feel when no foursome with the Dufour-Lapointe sisters

seems unnecessarily harsh

It was a hit or miss type of bracket tbf

>relocated
or what do you mean

post feet

you don’t want that

same age as franchises, younger as teams in their current locations. Blues have been in St. Louis since the 1967-68 season (making this is their 51st season), the North Stars started the same year but only played 26 seasons in Minny (Stars' first season in Dallass was '93-94)

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someone make a new thread

Not yet mong

better be a shannon edition

Yeah basically. The Stars began as the North Stars so the franchise has 50+ years of history. Modano was drafted as a North Star

shant

now?

hoggy

sucks

...

500

END OF THREAD REMINDER THAT BULJU WILL BE A GENERATIONAL TALENT

I did get trips so this guy should be fucked

shall

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An ahl team would shit on any women's team