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bros... I just got home and read the news...
Who the FUCK do I boy now that his perfect MMA record is broken? It's not fair

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someone got the pic of dana white watching wilder vs ortiz on his computer during ufc event?

Oof yikes this meme isn't catching on brother just let it go. Stick to making webms.

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Before we get into it, i'd first of all like to say yeah, i'm thinking i'm back, i'm thinking i'm back from the future, i came back in time just to tell you bums that on saturday, that's July 6, Masvidal is getting FUNKED and thats the god DAMN stone cold truth because I Brendan fucking SCHAUB said so.

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>222's main event was wmma
Based Dana

D you here?

Im not being funny here but it’s not going well for us lot with this not here to take part we’re here to take over count bispeng opened that trap door with his little hardman mate never went anywhere really we got hendo and a dodgy decision plus inches loser or legend didn’t he watch rock film anywhere then we get fucking Askham and his knights of Camelot he didn’t fit mould did he couldn’t pull in female fans shall we say then we had pimlocks and his gay arse knee he survives that then loses all because his head weren’t in right place left his oil treatment at home didn’t we don’t our Jimi manuwa he’s a hitter int he knocks me out or gets knocked out soon hits that top 3 jobs fucked then we’ve got our Darren does business at home then goes walk about again does too inverted swan dives one in America but that London one stings why you allowed people into secure areas Wembley arena just so you could advance Leon or does askren curly locks get you off that much you had to do them both a favour?

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Wake up welterweight

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uhhhhhhhhh this our sport now wh*teboi
>asskrenfags seething

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Why are you trying so hard to be a personality?

why are anglos so fucking disgusting?

Quintessentially British

For me its Brendan Schaub

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Never understood why people say this, in what world does a 1st round win over Cerrone and a win over Wonderboy not warrant a title shot? Also keep in mind Wonderboy was coming off a complete shut down of Masvidal, not a loss.

this guy was robbed against moraes btw

>bro, he beat a lightweight and a point fighter that just beat a lightweight

Nope, still undefeated leafboi

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>hurrr durrh
But he was the number one contender at the time, with a draw and a very close loss to the current champ. Why wouldn't that get you a title shot?

>get's saved by Goddard in your path*

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Wonderboy and Woodley should have both dropped in the rankings for those two snorefests

Asscream is fucked too, sounded like a CTE talk ad with him slurring his words all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=Bsxioz6eDQs
>implying 200m run isn't the best self defence martial art

If you arent familiar with Schaubposting you need to go back b

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This one is my favourite youtu.be/Rv9hn4IGofM

You know I'm not on about the Schaub posting though. And your posts can only be traced back to 2 months ago, so either you're a complete newfag or you've only just adopted this in a desperate attempt to be a personality.

youtu.be/mwi0gZPAuJo
>Rose's voice
is she transitioning?

based iggy

Pedowood doesn't have shit on nature

daily reminder that rose is the reddit champ.
>Yea Forums had a chance to have it's own champ but you fucking fags rejected her to the point were she said "fuck it" and got pregnant

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>hating on rose
rose has always been a cute

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I can't go through another Ortega. I don't think my heart could take it bro.

Imagine grooming this qt chick from 15, investing years of time and energy into her, and then a few years later you end up with some bald autistic gardener/piano player. Poor Pat.

Which three active fighters are the /heem/ holy trinity?

serves him right the sick fuck
she's still qt though, even with no hair

Jon
Tony
possibly Ryan Hall but there's probably a more relevant alternative

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In all reality, O'Malley is Jesus and Jon is Judas

>possibly Ryan Hall but there's probably a more relevant alternative
actually it's Adesanya

The best girls are groomed by their fathers.

Gooby
Tony
Colby

>Colby
Colby doesn't have any selfawareness, he's basically a boomer

>he's a mark

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There's a fighter who used to talk about anxiety and how he would take nightwalks to help, didn't do too well and I think maybe is fighting somewhere else now. I wish I could remember who it was.

*ahem* You're forgetting someone

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Conor - Father of /heem/
Elias - Son of /heem/
Tony - Spirit of /heem/

for sure colby is acting like a pathetic loser to rile up the haters, not because he is one

>being this obsessed with an user
keep tracing my posts you bum. my newfag status is basically rescinded and transferred to you because of your gayness. Keep saving my pics and posing as me if you are that user. I will fuck you until you love me faggot. Dont even try to win the story of this fight because i won that as well as the battle AND the war.

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Tony (autism), Colby [autism (racism)], CM Punk (pathetic)

one more run at the strap, brother

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Hopefully he doesn't shit the bed again

>wtf there's fighters that have the same reach as me???? SAVE ME DANA

Brendan Peter Schaub

>the mark keeps being a mark

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friendly reminder

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based thot

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You're not an user poster though, you're a personality. A bad one at that, keep copying Spain though.

Am I the only reptilian alien in this thread? There has to be more aliens that like mma

shut up luke

Tom Breese also suffers from severe anxiety. He's a sound lad and I'll always cheer him on

Toilet till should shut his ugly ass lid. Why does that dumb cunt have his mouth open like a slack jawed homofaggot

OHHH HE'S HURT MIKE, HE'S HURT REAL BAD

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>he goes onto Yea Forums to accuse people of being disqord personalities

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Get a life Luke

will he ever recover from this?

*heems you*

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Yeah probably after he kayo's Anthony Ferguson Padilla

His face is so damn big and round. Fucking moon wanker

Can anybody realistically beat Kamaru Usman?

He's just too good at lay and pray for me to see anyone giving him trouble

Yeah it's really sad because I get really bad anxiety and I want to fight one day even if just at an amateur level and it's really sad to know it doesn't go know matter how good you get. And no one will understand.

>Domestic violence
>Literally just picked his gf up and put her in another room
Americucks everybody

revved

idk there's bound to be africans with bigger bbcs than usman I'd wager

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Madison Hu trains MMA. My friend trains with Eddie in LA and says she comes a few times a week. Apparently she thinks about doing an amateur fight as well.

Name one fighter that you think has a shot

I'm sorry to hear that, user. But I promise people do understand. I wish you the best of luck with getting over the anxiety hump and getting a few fights to see what you're made of. I think you'll be fine.

He was arrested for assault today.

Colbert 'Chaotic' Covington

Yeah he was arrested because he picked his GF up and put her in another room when they were arguing

My bad, that is pretty cucked.

Did you guys see Askren get absolutely DOMINATED by Jordan Burroghs in wrestling earlier? Embarrassing display

Know this there is no “you” having anxiety. Realize that and anxiety won’t be such a bad thing. “You” are not a thing processing the world, you are the very process of the world itself. Let go of your subject/object duality. It just is what it is.

Rather strange that a conservative would have the nickname "chaos"

Michael Johnson reminds me of the original nigga that played Judas in the jesus christ superstar musical

I have done exactly that with my wife before, nice to know I'm a woman beater

Speaking as a man of short stature, I can say this is assault. Nobody should be able to pick up another human being and move them against their will. It is dehumanizing.

Watching the UFC Live Jeremy Stephens didn't tap against Din Thomas and Mccarthy just says yes you did son. So glad he's gone I never liked him.

>LOL DUDE CAN ANYBODY BEAT WOODLEY FER SHURR HES AN UNBEATABLE BEAS PEACH

>OH FOR SHURRR MY GUY I ALWAYS THOUGHT USMAN WAS A MUNSTER NOBODY CAN STOP THIS GUY!!!

Every fucking time theres a new champ.

McCarthy has the biggest ego in mma It’s MEGA cringe

take your hippie mushroom ramblings somewhere else you wet brain dork

jones and khabib are the only two goats realistically

I don’t know if Rose can beat that guy

Imagine the smell

Him and Goddard.

I think that the true GOAT of this sport is focused Cowboy Cerrone. The WOAT is "phone it in" Cerrone.

No for sure stylememer isnt 1000% plebbit

When he loses to another great boxer people will say "he chocked again" but it's just not the case.

No homo but what fightfu has by far the hottest boyfriend? I mean doesn't that pretty much settle who is the hottest fu?
>we all know who

Reminder Kamari Usman’s father is a felon rotting in federal prison who stole millions from taxpayers in a Medicare fraud scheme. Joe Rogan said with a straight face that the Usman family is an inspiration for all Americans and everyone really needs to cool it with the nazi anti-immigration rhetoric

who?

how are my bois doing?

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he was framed

>likes pornstars' posts on twitter
>watches anime
>generally a sperg

Jones popped too many times

>bix nood him dindu nuffin

try talking like a normal person, sperg. I can't understand your subhuman Yea Forums speak.

when's the last time you saw sunlight?

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adecanya watches normalfag shonen trash
bobbert is unironically a weeb patrician

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the autism of this place has short-circuited your pea brain

That brazilian surfer Chad that we are all jalous of but at the same time mirin'

u sound insecure and lonely

reddit

who?

>not pining after another man's life like a fucking dweeb makes you reddit
lol good one Rodrigo

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no homo
www.instagram.com/santoswesley/

Imagine wanting anot

Imagine being so insecure that you don't admire other mens achievements.
I guess your one of those fags that say they admire their mom.

Mackenzie is probably the hottest mma fighter so this would make sense

Pretty weak comeback honestly. They need to get Ali to do their tweets.

wake up Jessica

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Yeah that's what i'm saying.
No way a stud like that would fuck gadelha, rose etc

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Pretty sick photo of five GOATS and Anderson Silva

hard pass

there are smelly muslim rats in this thread right now who think khabib is natty

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can somebody explain what Dana meant by booking cannonier vs silva?

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That girl is 100% a BBC lover.

Nice of Jon Jones to dress up for the occasion, poor guy has spent so much on coke and turinabol he can’t afford a suit

Andrew pls leave

To be fair he's obejctively the GOAT, so it's kind of warranted

who is that?

you're obsessed with some random dude because he's with some WMMA fighter

and you post shit like >no way a stud like that would fuck...

you're a fucking loser. and a legitimate cuckold. enjoy being a stepping stone in life you weak bitch

McCarthy is a faggot who destroyed the sport with his kiked out ruleset

In many ways i am the UFC lw champ

>you're obsessed with some random dude because he's with some WMMA fighter
fake news. you have posted more about me than i have about him.
>you're a fucking loser. and a legitimate cuckold. enjoy being a stepping stone in life you weak bitch
yikes.

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Let's be real here Tony, you beat Poopin Pee (and struggled in the process). You were never the real champion.

just how flushed is kevoid li?

I have not. you're soft and think about other dudes hanging dong based on their bodies and lifestyles. you're a closet faggot

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nice hivemind

Dagestan is literally a third-world village in the mountains. They don't have access to roids.

UFCs LW rankings are a joke. Its a bunch of guys either currently at WW, havn't fought in multiple years (Conor) or turbo cans who dont even deserve to be ranked

Can you guys not? This is really low quality posting.

You have though. I have max posted about Dern boyfriend 3 times or so. I bet this isn't the first time you have raged against me. So you are clearly by your own standards obsessed with me.
Of course i can't blame you admiring my 100% nordic dna and beautiful uncut cock. Just know i'm not into homosex so you can only watch.

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It was just a chocolate banana

there are people in this thread who think only a small percentage of ufc fighters is on some form of PED

you're a fucking loser. it's just facts.
I'll stop. I just had to let that dork know how lame he looks and is

It's a shame he ran up to 170 and we didn't get to see based Gille/sp/ wrestlerape him

>Conor hasnt won an mma fight in 3 years

Her eyes says otherwise

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How does it feel to have a jewed penis?

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Me on the left

Is that honda in the background?

Andrade at 1.8 is some of the freeest money i have seen in a long time. Bet the farm.

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Let's ask your mum and find out.

Lol do you actually have an anteater dick? That's embarrassing lmao.

I agree he should be a bigger favorite

Mhm.

>loses

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>wating for Jon to finish bro talk so he can take her to his hotel room and plow fuck her.

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who the fuck is spain you bam
You better not be telling me that my number 1 fan has been a discord tranny all this time
leave me alone and never speak to me again

They said it couldn’t be done but he shocked the world defeating Rose Namajunas to become the first male Women’s Strawweight Champion

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unbased

Feels good.

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Will WMMA ever get their own PPV'S?

>A...askren will l-lose..... THIS time!

Ayo /heem/

AYO /HEEM/

What's going on in the mixed martial arts artists artisan artistry world?

>who the fuck is spain you bam
Holy newfag

that's unironically what it looks like

Brendan Schaub

There's nothing wrong with having an anteater, in fact it's better than having a dried up dick with little feeling.

Not if the biggest draws keeps getting pregnant.

Wake up UFC WW Division.... it's all over....

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literally brap threads and shemale threads and your mom will die in her sleep thraeds, 100 line spam posts for hours on other generals...and then insta banned lol what a fucking incompetent worthless soon to lose his JOB fascist lmmfao you can't find good help these days can ya fatso? lol you fucking unemployable poor live with mom and pop fucking ZILCH

LOL

So I have been spamming in /heem/ on and off for HOURS, making completely off topic threads even containing porn.

Point being, I didnt get banned until I made one post in the redsox baseball thread. And it was a temporary ban because it's a janitor.

So the janitor unsurprisingly is a snoreball fan (undoubtedly a fat virgin), and he just ignores reports you make on /heem/.

Literally immediately removed that baseball post in the redsox thread, happened multiple times.

What an absolute zero.

POINT BEING HE IGNORES YOUR REPORTS LOL

i just emailed hiro he's getting fired from his job lolol it's over kid you're fried

i mean for fuck sake get a job raking leaves you fucking loser holy christ
literally brap threads and shemale threads and your mom will die in her sleep thraeds, 100 line spam posts for hours on other generals...and then insta banned lol what a fucking incompetent worthless soon to lose his JOB fascist lmmfao you can't find good help these days can ya fatso? lol you fucking unemployable poor live with mom and pop fucking ZILCH

LOL

So I have been spamming in /heem/ on and off for HOURS, making completely off topic threads even containing porn.

Point being, I didnt get banned until I made one post in the redsox baseball thread. And it was a temporary ban because it's a janitor.

So the janitor unsurprisingly is a snoreball fan (undoubtedly a fat virgin), and he just ignores reports you make on /heem/.

Literally immediately removed that baseball post in the redsox thread, happened multiple times.

What an absolute zero.

POINT BEING HE IGNORES YOUR REPORTS LOL

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Who da fook

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I heard JBJ got a big one.

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I dont care about your gay faggot discord friends and i dont even want to know. Im here for HEEMS not dilations. Let me just say this;
have sex

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he was caught with magnums in his car

It's funny because you're in the discord, and you're a virgin.

prepare for hell you fat fuck this will never stop

I am spamming the living fuck out of this general in about 12 hours. I am constantly running a bot on Yea Forums. Fuck censorship, fuck mods, fuck conservation officers, fuck anyone who doesn't worship the only thing real that matters: me. Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch.

fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU YOU SMALL BRAINED FUCKING ZERO

I am spamming the living fuck out of this general in about 12 hours. I am constantly running a bot on Yea Forums. Fuck censorship, fuck mods, fuck conservation officers, fuck anyone who doesn't worship the only thing real that matters: me. Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch.

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU YOU SMALL BRAINED FUCKING ZERO

I am spamming the living fuck out of this general in about 12 hours. I am constantly running a bot on Yea Forums. Fuck censorship, fuck mods, fuck conservation officers, fuck anyone who doesn't worship the only thing real that matters: me. Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch.

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doing a wank itt

>jannies are baseball fans
not really suprised.

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Rose Namajunas vs. Jéssica Andrade
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

michael where the fuck are you

this nightmare will never end
every ban makes it worse

this is your fault you fat fuck
one week didnt do this once
you just couldnt leave well enough alone
you know what
we're taking it up a notch now
and the second time your suicide attempt will be a success lol you low bench pressing zilch

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Would be great if i had a webm of this

youtube.com/watch?v=uHWsFot303k

Imagine having no legs whatsoever

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

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derek lukas airplane
wont stop until the zilch is dead

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Andrade
Cannonier
Volkanovski
Staropoli
Trinaldo

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SPAMMY THE PIECE OF SHIT

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Is he retarded? Why not just name your son Donaldson? Nobody is going to hire him with a nigger name like DACson.

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blessed post. Soldic is based. who is your favorite international prospect out of the following?:
>Soldic
>Nastyukhin
>Arslanaliev
>Parnasse
>Gamrot
>Kabesa
>Abdurakhmanov
>Prochazka

Listen here you schizo
either stick to calling me know nothing newfag or a discord tranny who knows all your gay mates and lingo, because they arent the same thing
You try to call me a personality yet you are the one talking about tripniggers and complaining i am copying them (you)
You post about me daily, you are obsessed. Hit the gym. Lawyer up. Get a heem

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THIS
IS
A
COORDINATED
ATTACK

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dernfag derek unironically thinks im you LOL

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>dernfag derek
who is that?

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

Once again I am reminded of just how shitty MMA fans can be.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

Once again I am reminded of just how shitty MMA fans can be.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

Once again I am reminded of just how shitty MMA fans can be.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

Once again I am reminded of just how shitty MMA fans can be.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

Once again I am reminded of just how shitty MMA fans can be.

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why are spammy and the german such mentally fucked up creatures? what happened to them in their childhoods or while their initial DNA was being created? I mean spammy is a cripple so that one is kind of self-explanatory, but even still, there are plenty of dudes in wheelchairs in the world who don't post scat for 18 hours a day

Hey spammy are you uncut?

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Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

Derek Schott

@Punisher_Bass

My 7th grade Social Studies teacher once, for reasons that escape me, wanted to imitate a black guy greeting a friend. He not only did it in the most stereotypical way possible, but actually said "Hey yo man, where the fuck you..." before throwing both hands over his mouth.

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These could be old Spain posts, they're literally a word for word rip off. And you that discord guy Spain was bullying?

>german
we are both estonian
lol come on

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is that spammy? is he still alive?

POST YOUR CAR
NOW

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youtube.com/watch?v=lb72Sd_ZC9U

no this is him

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He's literally a freedom fighter fighting for the rights of posters against the tyrany that is moderating.
But it's typical americans to not get that.

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thats freetheanons. we all know you're obese and crippled, gimp

No more slav heavyweights in the ufc please

Damn, Namajunas looks like THAT?

is derek = twitchy ?

>Texas registration

Kek I know where this intersection is (Dallas DFW)

>Naming your son after an orange cheeto bigot

seethe and dilate discord tranny

Dachshund

Stop acting like a zilch

youtu.be/_-w1kdjK_70

I love having legs

Twitchy's name is Dan I think

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When i have kids i will start my own dynasty with my own last name.
So in the future anybody with that last name will know that they came (partly) from my penis.

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stop behaving like a freedom hating kike if you care about having your picks added

wew

Knew a kid named Dax once
He was a sperg

1

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This car would look sick if you threw some black rims on it. Maybe a new paint job too.

youtu.be/JEQuaRC0IGw
youtu.be/JEQuaRC0IGw
youtu.be/JEQuaRC0IGw
youtu.be/JEQuaRC0IGw

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awesome.
KSW 49 is on the 18th of may lads

youtube.com/watch?v=3yFfC4bTJYs

who is YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUR favorite FEMALE combatant?

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hop in b

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Why isn't she listed in the credits?

Lol jade replied to this 9 minutes ago
twitter.com/lindsaymickk/status/705514342607929349

gawd. I would breed some proper unit chads if i bred Jade.

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Dont ever mess with derek or you will pay the toll

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lol did that hit a nerve, gimp?

LOL INTERPOL IS CHASING OUR ASS
TOO BAD THEY WONT EVER CATCH US

unlimited money
unlimited time
no fear
no worries
millionaire
white

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What the hell why is she on twitter during school hours? Kids nowadays...

Still have 2 functional legs with which i will stomp your head in half

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Oh no literally takes my 2 clicks to change the flag you seething zilch

prove it, fatboy. take a pic with a timestamp of you lifting one of those phantom legs in the air

poo in loo
o
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i
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l
o
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Do it then

did he ever stand a chance?

Lol i will when the fat kike decides to ban this one
Favorite billie eilish song?

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Seriously man why isn't she listed in the credits?

is this the most based promotion in europe?

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what will /heem/ say when the new royal baby comes out black?

unbased
based

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did he ever stand a chance?
(forgot pic)

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I think derek wants to get into contact with you drop a temporary email in this thread

Rose was out for a year due to "muh PTSD"
She is fucking DONE.

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It's not Jade she's not listed in the credits

this thread is kinda bad

youtu.be/T_5WGAe87UY
youtu.be/T_5WGAe87UY
youtu.be/T_5WGAe87UY
youtu.be/T_5WGAe87UY

>Favorite billie eilish song?
that's what I thought, gimp. imagine having no legs LOL

the female yoel romero in may ways

Ortega wins the rematch

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do you think the quality of WMMA will ever improve like real mma did over the years?

How is it that schitzy manages to be an even bigger fatter loser than the spammer?

>valbong is literally known for calling people discord tranny
>has been called out before for his obsession with Spain

kikes
all of them
one
by
one

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jadesbreeder@100%nordiccummail.com

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE LISTED IN THE CREDITS? YOU KEEP FUCKING IGNORING ME SEE WHAT HAPPENS

what are you talking about it's clearly jade.

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Sometimes big celebs etc will not take a credit because they don't want to take the royalties.

Almost as bad as /pol/

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When derek pranked me lol he got me good
youtu.be/ArjgBxdYPXg

That's funny because it's clearly not as she's not listed in the credits.

Andrade is a fucking can. Watch her get fucking slept lifeless

Derek and me in amsterdam
youtu.be/tK0bptCzh04

lol
She'll go the way of the Polish soon enough
Rose is getting flushed and will have career crippling anxiety after this fight

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There isn't any credits you bong

Eternal reminder

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When we went to france
youtu.be/B1COT8gRZMY

Andrade couldnt even flush Joanna chinlet, shes some trex armed windmiller shitter with zero defense

Jade's prime was at 17 yo.
>inb4 blabla
facts doesn't care about your feelings,

Fucking hell how do you even find this shit? You're a proper wrongun you. Will send Shane Brannigan round

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Post your walkout
youtube.com/watch?v=9TN_NieR8lc

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You're a disgusting sick freak. Seriously.

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Literally at the start of the video
cast: No Jade
It's not Jade you zilch

Elastic dream by Sia.
>I'm literally walking in holding jade upside down while she sucks my cock

youtu.be/mhQbT65qIJY

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youtube.com/watch?v=T_5WGAe87UY

/heem/bedded

Maybe they made the video. It doesn't say cast.

>tfw walking out to heem marty
youtube.com/watch?v=L4lvOG-G95E

based

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Nah it's completly natural. If anything is disgusting it's this MILF fetish that so many burgers has.

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youtu.be/dCDMGu-xi30?t=25

tell these smelly rats we are coming

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Maybe she's not in it, because that's obviously not her.

Do you even know who black star is? Kill your self. Walk into traffic with your eyes closed.

>youtube.com/watch?v=T_5WGAe87UY
how do you go from this

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to this

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post yfw old man silva gets heemed dead this weekend

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How many Alexander Volkanovski's, would it take to beat Alexander Volkov?

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me centre-right with the glasses

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2

>that thing on the left

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I thought she was his mother or somethig

>loser is confronted with the fact that he is nowhere near as important or popular as he thinks he is, proceeds to sperg out
Please settle down, you are below even e-celeb tier
dilate

that neck hump.

Anderson gonna get heemated

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why he always does that?

Hmmm. Which one fervently supports the lgbt movement again?

>tfw Cannonier is going to beat Silva in a boring decision, will rocket up the ranks with the help of Joe and his bbc obsession, no one will shut the fuck up about him for months until he gets flushed, and they will pretend they were never on the train anyway

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Andrade + Cannonier + Volkanovski acca ?

>newfag doesnt even know the ther faggot personalities before him
>proceeds to be a faggot
Fatherless bastard

she's giving her the ol pierce brosnan special

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>KhabibInBath.jpg

it's male bonding

Colby "Chaos" Covington

Based

Because he saw boxers doing it but he didn't notice they actually moved their head along with the punches

Last chance to get on the Volkanovski hype train, lads.

He'll have the belt before years end.

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Better doing singles.
It's tough though, I wouldn't bet against Aldo, Cannonier has looked bad in a lot of fights including the Branch fight 1st round. Andrade is overrated

No thanks I'm going to pass

Filip nitro pejic
Hes suppose to be croatians top prospext for years
but the dude is so underwhelming its sad

>tf
>tp
kind of pathetic, wamuu. how do you see him winning anyway?

Hey its alright, you have great fighters like Cyril Asker. Thats him on the right.

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I would actually pick him if it was 5 rounds. He shouldn't have agreed to 3, difference between getting jabbed to a decision and a brutal finish.

I know, I remember that fight. Don't speak ill about my fellow countrymen anymore.

if Aldo wins he fights max again?

No chance

Askren
Conor
Colby

Ortega Zabit winner seems more likely. I actually hope he doesn't fight Conor because seeing him lose his retirement fight to that dude would suck

say something nice about Spider, Sr.

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Tony/Justin/Jon

don't worry about the Aussie shitposter. this is literally a picture of him. he's a redditor faggot who owns the discord lol

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Lmao

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Mods do your fucking job how is this proxy not banned i spanned scat for 20 mintues straight

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lol freetheanons looks like he'd cry if you jabbed him. look at those watery gerbil eyes

Lmfao

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0% chance cando wins

he's there to put over Volko, that little kid knows the deal

who is that dork?

already there my man

Volkan/Gregor tag team hype train to the titles

are you complaining about not getting banned?

I can't imagine how high test you should be start liking fat women as a woman

>still spamming scat hours later and calling out unpaid twinkie eaters like you're doing something brave and impactful
jesus christ spammy you really are a fucking meaningless gimp

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my cock is hard

I just want to add that the Joo fears the Schmo

Just a reminder that schitzy has been here for 5 hours straight talking about how unproductive the spammer has bern

is Pico's career as an exciting prospect finished?

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It's fucking time. You can't duck any longer Yoel. USADA found nothing. It's natty. And it's time.

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>andrade is that swole
rip rose

Literally just got her and was about task and here yar with the answer in the very firs post

Ben "Funky" Askren

Is a there a better hand-heem in WMMA history? Nunes v Cyborg was kino, but that was multiple punches.

holy fuck lads
instagram.com/p/BxIyuX3Bx5L/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1n5aojz0mih4p
>that Joker laugh
RISE UP

My boy Cody still undefeated if you don't count cheaters.

get fucked you subhuman fucking nigger monkey

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So Chael is signed to Bellator but he's also allowed to shill for UFC Fight Pass?

Would Dana ever let his fighters shill for Dazn?

twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1125840697490169857

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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>when I'm commentating I am analyzing the fights but really what I'm trying to do is be entertaining I'm trying to massage your ears with words

*severe clipping
>"OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
>"OOHHHHH!!"

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Khabib broke Conor for good lmao

khabib is a dirty muslim rat who is currently pumping his body full of steroids

Wake up pooel, it's over, in a few seconds you will be flushed into the brown void together with poocare

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nah, it was the coke and the money

no motivation

Russian mafia will NOT be happy

Rose Namapoopas is getting g-g-g-gadooshed

DELETE THIS NOW

At first yes, Khebab just put the final nail in his qucci coffin

toilet niggapoopass

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Dung Rose Namapoopass

Why does Schaub always look so smug?

Toilet "Bus" niggapoopass

Muh PTSD? I thought she was just enjoying the Instagram thot life, care to elaborate?

Reminder that Elias was unironically robbed

This but unironically

the fans were robbed of real fighting when he was """"""""performing""""""""""""""

Based, the true LW GOAT

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Tony is my favorite ninja turtle

Who did it better?
streamable.com/42xht

Ngannou, stop, that is christmas light not hat

Why are people acting like Paulo Chinlet is good? This is worse than feeding Till to Woodley.

Hung out with Ferguson one time at a buddies house right before he started MMA. pretty cool dude, he likes beer.

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Now that we know Kevin Lee was never good, is Phony Sperguson the next to get exposed?

what was he like larperbro?

>MMA
>Real sport

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Schitzy

he’s coming

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he's already been exposed as a nutjob

Schitzy

Focused Kevin Lee without staph and with fair judges is unbeatable

have you seen how hard roido hits?

>hurr, Tony is stupid because he passed up on Holloway, daaah, now he get nothing
Oh no, Dustin got to delete Max and Tony is just gonna be left with the crumbs of a bout against McGregor in MSG. Stop doubting the Real Lightweight King

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by unbeatable you mean top 20?

>Single digit iq

Tony will unfortunately kill Conor

Diaz and Cerrone are both before Tony. Also he's hyping the Aldo rematch right now as well.

>Diaz and Cerrone are both before Tony
You are very stupid and I feel bad for you

Name a single fight he’s lost while healthy. I’ll wait

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1125847629563191296

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al laquinta twice

Tony isn't a draw, he's gotten a lot more popular since he fought on the Khabib-Mcgregor card but Cerrone and Diaz are before. Arguably less risky as well.

Nate is done fighting and Cowboy is too stupid to take a fight good for his career

>he’s hyping the Aldo rematch
Cringe. Did you also buy the Conor-Max rematch wolf tickets?

Nobody is healthy faggot

Both atrocious decisions. He won the fights. Next.

Strawman.

imagine kevin fighting cowboy lmao

Lee is good but he's one dimensional. The heights he can achieve in this sport are dependent on his matchups. For example I think he could have a chance against Conor or even Khabib, but Poirier, Gaethje, and Cowboy would probably murder him. It all depends on a good stylistic matchup; he can't adapt like the real top guys (Tony, Dustin, Cowboy, even Gaethje in his last few fights) because he doesnt have enough tools in his arsenal, and isnt dominant enough in his discipline to impose it like Conor and Khabib.

I'm sorry your boy has been exposed as a can

don't worry, he'll be out of the UFC within a year

Oh what’s that, little boy? Giving up already? Juat what I’d expect from an obese loser who hates on LKL

He would take down Cuckboy and Pooprier and maul them. Gaethje is tough but not impenetrable

Jesus, what a dick. I hate women that do that shit too, but regulate your emotions, nigger. ..Oh I get it.

it time to stop posting kevin

>Having this much knowledge about and interest in another man's penis

You gay.

>couldn't maul Al Pooiquinta
Lol. Name ONE person who has wrestelfucked Cowboy, I'll wait. In fact, I can't even recall Poirier getting wrestlefucked, although I'm less confident that it hasn't happened.

wait till you see the... OH NO NO NO NO, HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Only schitzy consistently types like and has the wits of this much of a braindead faggot

>Plebbit

Cringe.

Name a Kevin Lee that Cowboy has faced. Pooirier got taken down and fucked by Eddie until some bullshit 12-6 elbow

>watched video of his arrest
>cops pilfering through his car
>magnums in plain view

Am I supposed to forget this?

Why is it always alt-loser incels that get triggered the hardest over KLee?

He went at Aldo a couple hours ago on Instagram.

What did he say?

this is a great webm. looks like herb is babysitting them. kevin is mad because herb wouldn't let him get grape soda at 7/11.

Who fucking cares, faggot? Do you think every fucking loser he shittalks is him hyping an inevitable rematch? Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.

>Whittaker gets heem'd by Adesanya
>Yoel heems Costa
>Yoel gets another titleshot
fuck yes

Costa retires Romero

More like

>le 35 year old zoomer gets shitcanned
>roidmero and pooplo both piss hot

>zoomer
heem urself

Schitzy

It's Tony time bitches

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>CutBoy

Canderson gets flushed once and for all.

I hope you're right, but I think Costa is one of those "look like Tarzan play like Jane" motherfuckers. Dude got knocked down by Uriah Hall and was hype up for beating an out of shape Johnny Hendricks.

Yikes desu

Johnny legit was hit harder by a broke gay porn star

so /sp
Is she cute? Kinda ugly? BOTH?! Im having real trouble figuring out if I like the way she looks or not.
I LOVE the way she fights tho...

So is there a reason people are favoring Andrade or is it just "dude she's a munster my guy" Stipe/Ngannou-tier bullshit? It seems like a pretty easy matchup for Rose honestly.

He actually likes Aldo though so to comment on a day old UFC post attacking him is strange, they will headline the July card.

She felt scared after being in the buss Conor attacked. Uncomfortable going outside etc.

how do I achieve forearms like these?

How can you get a ptsd from someone throwing something in your bus. I would understand if some random guy did it but it was Connor's way to get the fight.

why is his defense so good?

Based schitzy working the marks

Hey. Anderson Silvas english is quite good now.

I mean she didn't know it was just Gooby being Gooby. For all she knew it could have been some crazed ISIS muzzies with AR-15's about to slice her head off.

Schaub vs. Rogan in a straight up cawlmedy match, who you got?

...Schaub

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Wtf bros...

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Damn. Johnny really had a big fall from grace. Do you think it was really because they banned IVs or was he on the juice?

I honestly thought it was her mom before the captions popped up

andrade is sheeming rose

Do people who get into car crashes get ptsd too?

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I think it's mostly because people don't like Rose because she's a cringe hippie who was out forever because of "ptsd" or some shit.

>chubby chaser
DROPPED

>stupid frogposter with a stupid post
i'm shocked

Andrade is so damn HighTest bros

A lot of wanking

Idk I'm sure some of them do. It depends bro.

I think everyone is on the juice and Johnny was too stupid to develop new masking methods

I just never understood it. I've met a girl who had "panic attacks" but I can't wrap my head around all these meme shit

I wonder if “she” will pop after this fight

if she loses, yeah

It usually stems from resurfacing childhood trauma. So I think I'd be pretty damaged too if I had to get plowed by Pat Barry after practice everyday as a teen.

Based and Redpilled

Canderson was never good. He got exposed the second he had to stop fighting slow, flat footed wrestlers. This chump got tagged on the feet by Chael and starched by the Chris. "Prime" Canderson wouldn't even be top 10 in today's MW division. Boomers need not reply.

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>Boomers need not reply
Oh my bad, you need your reading glasses, grandpa?

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Literally me

based

Who me?

Ariel Helwani
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Monster Energy has parted ways with TJ Dillashaw, according to Monster's Hans Molenkamp. The company signed him to a promotional deal in Dec. 2018. Dillashaw, the former UFC bantamweight champion, is currently serving a two-year suspension after he tested positive for EPO in Jan.

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JUST

This fight is the Tony/Khabib of 185

Just looked up and down the card 237 has to be the oldest age of fighter by average in the history of the promotion. Even if there are spicy heems it will be all the kind that make you sad. Will not watch

Lol nobody gives a shit about these two roiders. Just more UFC propaganda media machine.

I keep running Sperguson vs Khabib sim on UFC 3 and Tony wins by 1st round sub every single time. I'm pretty sure it's a sign.

Based

Oh fuck I am so ready to watch Colby and Usman sloppily box in the middle of the cage for five rounds fuuuck

Adensanya couldn't heem Anderson though and he's top 5 rn

>implying Adesanya was actually trying to hurt Anderson and not just trying to meme around with him

Derek is an absolute unit of a lad none of would mess with him irl

You look like a faggot. Stay home next time!

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Why would he meme around with heem instead of just heeming him. Is Adensanya actually a faggot? He couldn't even heem Fatstelum.

Most people in this thread wouldn't mess with anyone above lightweight

Johnny Walker
Elias Theodorou
Tony Ferguson

So I just got done watching Ben Askren get absolutely destroyed by that black guy. Like, it was so embarrassing for me to watch being a diehard MMA fan. He's really let me down and now the wrestling community will think our sport is inferior. I personally think the whole thing was a fix from the start. They purposely threw Ben off the stage in an attempt to injure him before the match had even begun - then they start awarding points for the most random stuff. I'm embarrassed and ashamed.

*walks out to sicko mode*

Who is Sperguson fighting?

Your mom

>Tony is little Diaz with... ELK BLOOD IN HIM

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Askren got angle slammed by a flushed Robbie Lawler did you really buy the hype? Askren was a good folkstyle wrestler, but he wouldn't do anything in freestyle wrestling and he's too old to be elite in mma at this point.

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LMAO who of you is this

Will Tony get the belt this year?

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so will dana invite the president of brazil to the ufc fight?

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yoel finna heem this goof

>based and natty

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Bisping would kill both of them teebeeaych. I'll root for Yoel though

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will Natty Paulo get a kiss after he gets heemd

If jordan burroughs decided to come to mma and wrestle fuck, is there anyone who would be close to stopping him?

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kevin pee lmao

Anonymous Fri 18 Jan 2019 21:12:15 No.90327893 View
at least he doesn't pretend to be me (the scatspammer) lol fucking zilch
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shut the fuck up u autistic shitbird discord power is all u have in life u no agency having zilch. literally NEVER offline outside of when ur goblin looking ass sleeps
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Yeah well it got deleted Louis CK. I came up with it so fuck off you fucking zilch.
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fakeup
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fake tits
what a zilch

Yeah, COMPLETELY ARTIFICIAL! Hahahahaha and I thought MY JOKES we're RAD. Taking it back to a whole new level better get ready put you're petal to the medal. Here we go for the millionth time hand grenade pins in jewish limes.
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No one gets their name banned except xoxo princess of Yea Forums i wrong haikus about cannibals in your yearbook (me) years ago. not even that autistic zilch "sean" who is bedridden and retarded has had his name banned on Yea Forums. who is your favourrite femlle fighttter?
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nope. i am the spammer and worked you idiots into a shoot. only got a warning for making the thread early. it wasnt deleted until 20 minutes later after i scat spammed you fucking zilch who wouldnt be alive if he were in front of me fuck law enfrocement fuck you
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LOL. What a low income zilch.
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I think its a robot

I hope he will fight Israel after that
Probably Gaethje

ok this is based

can I get a quick rundown on how this is in any way entertaining for spammy

yup looks like it

No. Mmgay belongs to the wrestlechads

Rogan is still saying Demetrious is the greatest of all time.

He probably is. You can just swing left and right at lower weight classes. The heavier you are the less you need to do to win

Rose Namajunas vs. Jessica Andrade
Anderson Silva vs. Jared Cannonier
Jose Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Diego Ferreira

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How do you deal with people who disrespect Schaub irl without losing your cool? Friggin makes my blood boil

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Staropoli
Francisco

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But he is Elite? He's ranked in the top 10 and he's 19-0. Check your facts kid.

-pack it in boys. Heem is dead

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Khabib vs him would be fun, even if it were just a grappling match.

He's only fought one non-can and you watched him get wrestlefucked last night

THUG ROSE
THE SPIDER
SCARFACE
PIT BULL
MINI NOG

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Namajunas
Silva
Aldo
Staropoli
Ferreira

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Burroughs would wrestlefuck Khabib in a wrestling match. I bet he could possibly win an mma match too. The idea that the best combat sport athletes are in the ufc is a meme. Until ufc fighters start to get paid a ton, the ufc will only have the craziest combat sport athletes. Look at how Adensanya came in from kickboxing and has been beating everyone thrown in front of him. It's fun to believe the hype that the ufc have the best in the world, but in reality it's a meme by (((wme))) to make money. Obviously they'll say they have the best in world, but so does every big organization.

One non-can?

He has wins over Douglas Lima, Andrey Koreshkov & Robbie Lawler

You're just a salty little bitch because he's doing bits.

Nope.

Valbong

...I only said it'd be fun to watch you mong.

>No, actually its Ms. Zanella

oh for sure the guy with zero striking or submission defense would beat one of the best grapplers in mma my guy

>muh lasagna
LOL, can crusher, gastebum was the first non can he faced and it was a war

Imagine how fast someone like Buakaw or Loma would tear through the PooFC

Khabib would lose obviously. The guy is not in his prime and Khabib is shit at wrestling that's why he chose sambo

and to add to that Kelvin is just a fat WW

Thug Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Trinaldo

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Koreshkov and Lima are C tier at best. They're good Lellator fighters, but they're borderline cans. Robbie was good, but he was old and washed up when Ben fought him. Plus, if we agree with your assessment, you're arguing he's beats much less than one non-can a year. Hardly elite.

>khabib is shit at wrestling
>destroyed every single person he's faced with wrestling

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>get a life you fat fuck
>takes picks for a sport he "doesn't watch"
lmao at ur life

Khabib almost never gets tested by good wrestlers.

Namajunas
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Ferreira

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For sure my guy go ahead and duck every single elite grappler at 155 and get outwrestled by Gleison Tibau 100% bee Khabib is a munster wrassler

He gets tested every day in the gym by killers you retard.

>Koreshkov and Lima are C tier at best. They're good Lellator fighters, but they're borderline cans.
KEK
Theyre top 15 in the world at welterweight. Lima top 10 easily

Good to know that everyone he ever faced was from the parts of Russia with high level of wrestling and insane competition. Famous avar wrestler Kanor Gregormuhamadov is a good example

Who has he ducked? The Tony fight is 2-2

Who's supposed to beat him? Bobert Pootaker? Poel, a 42 year old who can't make weight? The whole MW division is full of overrated and washed up fighters. Rockhold is still ranked in the top 5 despite not even being a MW anymore. Fatstelum was the first non-can he fought because the division is full of cans. The fact that Fatstelum was ranked in the top 5 is a testament to how weak the division is. Look how Souza crumbled in his last fight because he's old as hell.

>training

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Oh yeah I remember hearing about how he ragdolls DC and Rockhold on a daily basis. He also wrestles bear too. Holy shit, that's one bad motherfucker, right?

Who's the best wrestler Khabib has fought? He always gets favorable matchups against strikers except for when he lost to Tibau.

Colby, Usman or Woodley would shut down Khabib's wrestling.

>Practice
Oh fer ser he's the best wreslter because he trains hard. He doesn't need to prove it against other wreslters in a fight right? Just like Mike Tyson was the best boxer ever because of his shadow boxing right?

Do you feel big and cool replacing their names with "poo" and "fat"?

The only fat person who stinks of poo here is yourself. Clean your room and get a job.

How do you think any of these athletes get to the level they are at? I'll tell you - through hard work and dedication, sacrifice and grinding day in, day out in the gym. Have some fucking respect.

Exactly.

>who’s supposed to beat him? these guys who areny complete fucking cans like everyone else he faced?
Was that a rhetorical question? For sure Vettori is a MUNSTER, b

>overrated
Like Fagesanya. Lol the best wrestler he faced is Bumson who just dives in bomb squadding halfway across the Octagon with his chin up, he’s looked mediocre in half his fights, 44 year old Andy is a peach though my guy

>Look how Souza crumbled in his last fight because he's old as hell.
Jacare and Jack would take down and rape Adesanya

>Toilet Tyrone
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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i believe this

Rose
Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Ferreira

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youtube.com/watch?v=qCRX6Q0py70

rose
cannonier
aldo
staropoli
trinaldo

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>Pootaker
>Not Shittaker
Come on bro

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I like how you just completely ignored my points and started projecting because you realized you were wrong.

You have no valid points to ignore.

Jordan Burroughs

ok heem
You've been training for months, the days finally arrived. You're gonna fight in the ufc.
Bruce Buffer is announcing your name.
Show me your war-face

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Jacare wouldn't be able to take down Adensanya. I don't even think Adensanya is that good I just think the MW division is overrated. The only bad matchups in MW for Adensanya are Yoel and maybe Jack. Whittaker is overrated. He was getting smashed against Yoel, but Yoel gassed himself out. The 2nd Yoel vs Whittaker fight should have been a draw at least though.

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Manlets shook

Lanklet uprising has only just begun

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Cannonier
Aldo
Alves
Ferreira

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Better luck next time whiteboi

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Rose
Jared
Jose
Laureano
Diego

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>Jacare wouldn't be able to take down Adensanya
Genuinely howling. How deluded are you?

bloodyelbow.com/platform/amp/2019/5/7/18535047/cole-smith-on-first-ufc-paycheck-this-sport-sucks-mma

Whiny bitch. as bad as women and payraise in sports.

>Smith did clarify his statements immediately after, stating that he’s “happy to be here” and really appreciative of the opportunity.

>“I just mean it’s a really really tough sport. That’s all I’m saying,” he said. “My first experience here has been absolutely amazing. They’ve treated me great.”

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Jacare isn't good at takedowns my dude especially now that he's ancient. Jui-jitsu isn't the same as wrestling.

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Rose
The Spider
Jose Aldo
Staropoli
San Francisco

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he never sets up take downs and just shoots in with those knee bjj dragging take downs that never work

Lol you’re literally just being contrarian, Adeshitya would get raped

>Jui-jitsu isn't the same as wrestling.
And Adesanya has neither
Have you literally never watched MMA before 2018?

Nobody is calling Jacare a D1 wrestler

Brunson wrestle fucked Yoel yet couldn't get "Adeshitya" down how do you expect a guy who's slower and has even worse take downs to fair any better

Fighters don't understand that it's they who dictate the level of competition. People would pay the same amount for bums fighting each other with no skill involved. It's fighters who need 12 week camp and producers to be able to compete on the appropriate level

You realize Souza just lost his last fight convincingly right? Not to mention he didn't even try to takedown Weidman in their fight? You're crazy for overrating Adensanya. My point is more that Souza is done, but believe whatever you want. It's not like they'll ever fight. Souza is probably thinking about retirement soon now that it's clear he'll never get the belt.

Let the bong make the thread.

You realizw both Jacare and Jack would rape Adesanya, right?

>not to mention he didnt bother trying to take down an all American wrestler
FER SHURRR adesanya is a munster wrestler my guy

No he didnt. He for half a second took down Yoel who wasn’t even remotely phased by it or the general threat of a takedown

Brunson shot hilarious takedowns from 50 feet out against Adesanya and when on the inside decided to bang, he is a 20 iq fighter

What do you make of Marvin Vettori, Brad Tavares, and Rob Wilkinson all substantially taking down and controlling Adesanya?

What do you make of Jacare taking down Romero multiple times and controlling him?

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Which one is the real thread?

I love having legs

Lad...

Neither, we should all go to bed.

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why did she get breast reduction surgery bros??