Sharks @ Avalanche Gamethread #2

>he's a proud shorker to sacrifice his team captain just to win!

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Why do avs get associated with being onions?

there's literally 0 reason not to make a new thread cuck

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not liking the momentum

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Based

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Rocket Mortgage for all your home financial needs.

It's on page 3 with 5 minutes left in the game you dumb motherfucker

Isn't it time for the shorks to get a 5 minute power play yet?

how many of you FUCKING losers actually fucking play hockey, huh?
RETARD SHIT BABIES

No, that’s only for game 7s.

Never skated in my life bro

GUYS WANT THE HIT THAT BOURQUE LAID ON BRAUN, ITS IN THE OLD THREAD

see

Why can't the sharks just win?

They play a Nintendo Bing Bing Wahoo at times during home games and they are one of the youngest teams in the league.

I dont feel too good mr stark

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And miss out on that sweet game 7 revenue?

Because people like to spout stupid shit without any thought in mind

i wonder if rocket mortgage works

In HS

>pom poms

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Oh no some shitty povertyball thread died

Imagine unironically thinking this isn't at least a double minor

Honnestly feels fixed for this

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The Sharks really need to knock these redditors out, sick of hearing (((av's fans))) saying GROOT every game.

*bangs on glass*

it's also at most a double minor

I grew up in Florida, I went ice skating once but that's it lol

B I N G B I N G
T
F
O

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BTFO

BING BING OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cooot!!!!

EAT THIS GREAT WHITE DICK

LETS GO

HOLY FUCK
PICKLES SCORED TWICE IN ONE PLAYOFF GAME
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

SCORE

well that's gay

NO NO NO THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN LORD VADER STORMED THE JEDI TEMPLE

HERE WE GO

SCORE

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
PICKLES
I
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L
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DID TIMO JUST EAT SHIT OR DID LANDESKOG PUSH HIM

no more game 7

P-Please stop that. I can't hear the puck.

Literally saw that coming. Sharks had a lot of pressure

NOOOO

meme game

Holy shit!

Landechimp

that has to be a benalty on the Kog

inb4 Landeskog gets a penalty and SJ gets bailed out by refs again

PICKLES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Goodnight colorado

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>landeskog chimping out

GO CALIFORNIA
FUCK POL
HOCKEY IS A DIVERSITY GAME

Wood sticks when?

How much human shit do they find in this map alone?

Zadorov had a nightmare shift

>sharks score

>OH MAN ZADOROV SCORED ON THE AVS ELITE GOALTENDING.

Imagine living in California

GIMME FUE GIMME FI GIMME DABAJABAZA

Not enough

meme.
wood breaks more easily

AFAIK the problem is mostly just San Francisco for some reason lol, other cities in Cali have big homeless problems but the shit is a SF thing

OG home is at "nobody will judge you here". south side suburbs....people judged everyone

too Many not so fast goals!!!

Would probably mean I have a lot of money
Feels good

iron stick when

Is it just me or have there been a ton of OTs this year?

Fuck the shorks

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South side here. Oakrudge mall

>make $150k a year
>still in poverty

California is a liberal haven, therefore a shit hole

it's just you faggot

this meme is played out

hurr DURR!!!
>muh 1 line

Oh yes, the Sharks have 4 lines right?

WE OGRETIME NAOW!

>overtime

LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT

Nuke it from orbit

That is literally life in San francisco.

it's not a meme, it's reality lol

Sharks are the Tame Impala of NHL

overtmeme

Santa Teresa Highschool. Oakridgemall had some good times in highschool. unironically games workshop and hot topic

I live in Cali, it's not a meme.

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IT'S TIME

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its the big cities. la, sf, sacramento

thang kod we made a new thread

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How can one pickle be so based?

When replaceable blade sticks first came out I got a cheap one and the shaft was heavy as fuck. Might as well have been iron. Was probably lead.

Yes they do

OT

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sf is a 7x7 mile disaster and has been for about 20 years. ca is fucking huge and has been for 200 years. if you wanna go out in the woods and stash potatoes and silver bullion in an attic then go for it, you aren’t alone.

Average rent for a one bedroom apartment in San Francisco is $3,700 lmao

it really does suck ass if for no other reason than it costs an arm and a leg just to live a mediocre life. i've been living in my parents basement saving up all my money for the past few years to move somewhere else with a fat savings and live on ez mode but i haven't picked a state to go to yet

As an engineer I make half of what my engineer friends make in California. I have 2 cars and a house while they all have roommates.

>Shorks tie the game
>/pol/tards itt is on suicide watch
>hurr durr shit everwhere poverty everywhere
Holy shit, imagine being so assblasted
that's funny.

Since the possibility of a 3rd and 4th straight Boston vs California finals is still upon us, it's time to ask... which one is the more insufferable fan base?

The person responsible for this retarded faggy fucking thing should be skinned

I would live in Cali but I don't want to be there when the tsunami destroys everything.

We got this.

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fucking based

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Odds sharks evens avs

Who will win

this fucking dominoe effect

i browse /pol/ and have nothing against the sharks, is it because of Kane or SF?

see

The tsunami will cleanse everything.

You are just a jelly worthless shitter living in some flyover shithole. Silicon valley is the tech capital of the world. Ever heard of Google? It is there.

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags

I play. I’m shit. But I do play

COPE SPIC

Probably just California in general.

>hurr durr we don’t be needing a new thread

The absolute state of that retard.

reddit too

Timo Time in Overtime

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I play hockey too. I’m shit at it but It’s fun af

AVS COPE

anyone here in the texas flood threads in august 2017? comfy as hell

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Who you got lads

>Avs
Barrie
>Sharks
Meier

I do two beer leagues a year pretty much

I live in Colorado

San Diego too. It's a shame because it's really nice otherwise.

rent free

I made out with a girl there once. Very nice

i mean
>sharks score
>imagine living in california
>hurr durr poverty shit
that's literally what they talk about 24/7 on /pol/

>Google
kys

>i cAn PreDicT tHe fuTurE

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>pissmops.com

even better. i love reddit

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>Bings
Compher
>Shorks
Nyquist

BING BING

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>california s-sucks anyway!

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Beer leagues ftw

Why don't they stop play when a palyer's stick is broken? that's not fair

Yea /pol/ has done a lot of damage for stormfront infiltrating bad ideas into mainstream republican media

Youre the only one sperging out about simple fucking bantz, you stupid faggot. It isn't even a /pol/ thing you literal soccer mom.

The ghost of pavelski comes back to win it

imagine thinking this was worth screencapping

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We /4OT/ now lads, check em

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I'm a drop in all star tendy nigga I'm flashy as fuck and usually half cut power up clap clap nigga what

more like these

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they just need a favorable bolt of lightning and Captain America will be renanimated

not mine just saved it

>muh /pol/ boogeyman

better question: why don't they play with aluminum sticks

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Why don't they stop the play every turn over while they're at it faggot

I swear the fedora guy gets bigger every time I see this picture

/pol/ is always right

Best threads were ron paul happenings during north korea nuclear scares

Hockey? Sorry, I'm watching Ancient Aliens instead.

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Sharks need to fucking win. I've been up since 4 am for this shit.

Fuck off back to your homeland fruity pants

me in the knee pads

>You know I had to do it to em

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this. my dad had the same aluminum stick for about 25 years. He just replaced the blade every now and then. Still lightweight and tough

I assume carbon fiber has a better flex and also any sort of metal would get bent to shit and be dangerous to players.

How do you figure he wipes his ass? He must at least try to right?

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Finna

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Lmao you pathetic potheads never fail to make me laugh with your "bing bing wahoo" threads.

Face it, most San Jose sharks fans will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the Rockies, get over it losers.

This music...

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ek65 redemption goal incoming

When's the last time you told your dad you loved him?

we want a melkman goal

Makar to score

DING-DONG DIDDLY

/pol/ votes against their own economic interests

seconds left for the bing bings

at our last family orgy

HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT

༼ つ ༽つ SHARKS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ༽つ

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Playing that fivehead gay fag Brendon Urie baka

It’s weird that 8% of NHL players score 50% of the goals.

I don't even care man, just let me go to sleep

Would probably need some sort of custom (in other words, large) bidet if I was honestly guessing, because it looks like his arms could barely reach

California is the literal shittiest state you retarded faggot. Fuck everyone who lives there

inb4 dan boyle jumps on the ice and puts one into his own net again

kek

cringe
t. shorks fan

stay strong buddy

GO SHARKIES GO

it's weird that 13% of

>he doesn't want to spend his shekels, like $300 for a brand new OPS that will break after a few games

Thoughts on potentially moving the A's to San Jose? I think they'd do better there than in Oakland.

Based Leaf

good times

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B I N G
I
N
G

Bing Bing!

MANDESKOG

WE GOT A GAME 7

I was thinking some sort of toweld pommel horse

TO GAME 7 IT IS
FINALLY BEDTIME

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GAME 7

GAME 7

YES, MY WIFES SON IS DANCING LIKE AN ANGEL!

GAME 7

WOOOOOO

>landeskog

BING BING B-B-BASED

>Cali Niggers

>Back to back 7 game series
Even if the Sharks get to the WCF, they are fucked

>der, Hillary would have been better
When faced with two evils, better off choosing the lesser or the "new" evil that might at least be a fun ride. Say what you will about Trump, but at least he's interesting. Hillary would be just another stooge that "gets the job done" according to the media that is owned by her master(s).

WHOOP WHOOP

Baited this exact response

karlsshit was responsible for 3 goals against tonight

Imagine being a sharks fan

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR SHORKS WILL NEVER RECOVER

NNNNNOOOOOOO

FUCKING MEME BOUNCE

>karlsson again

we hug every night now. I think he likes knowing that atleast one of his kids cares about hockey. We had some tough times in the past, still do but its better now.

HOLY FUCKING YUM

first thread is still up wow

SCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GAME SEVEN
SILICONE VALLEY LITERALLY ON POOICIDE WATCH

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IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
>IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
>IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
>IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
>IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO
>IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO

Another low effort Karlsson failure. WOMP WOMP

>karl's son
lmao

>SHORKS
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
GAME 7 HERE WE GO

Landeskog is kinda dreamy lads

Pierre playing to the crowd

Avs outplayed Sharks 60-40 tonight. That won't be good enough in SJ for game 7.

based good guys keep winning :)

Karlsson should just have both feet amputated

Oh hello there shorks

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NO CUPS
O

C
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P
S

Sharkies gonna win game 7 at home yee

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Avs already won get over it

Which porn site is this?

>playing better won't be good enough
bad take

OMG MY SECOND TEAM WON! :D

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As long as his haircut is not messed up

THERE WILL BE A GAME 7 AND I AM TURGID

>Erik Karlsson got beat by a guy that was laying on the ice only moments before

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www.shorked.com

>don't want the bing bings to win
>but I they lose, only sunbelt teams left besides the ruins
Conflicted here lads.

just embrace the sun

>9 o' the clock start for game 7
intredasting

I'm an Avs fan lol. But if you think how they played tonight will be good enough for a W on the road against a better team over the regular season, you're crazy.

Keep crying faggot

They have Karlsson though.

>better team in regular season
which is why calgary and tampa werent eliminated first round right?

This is a valid point.

They have Karlsson though.

They have Karlsson though.

Why isn't my point valid too?

though have Karlsson they

Sharts are FUCKED