Yah, uhkay, user from Yea Forums, you're next on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, what's on your mind tonight?
Yah, uhkay, user from Yea Forums, you're next on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, what's on your mind tonight?
Jacob Hughes
Parker Parker
Slap your buttcheeks mike *click*
Bentley Cox
*heavy breathing*
You waited two and half owuhs an hold for your little junyuh high joke? You're gunna love two and a half eternities in the lake of fire. Who's next?
Landon Anderson
Yeah sup Michael, long time caller first time listener here. Could Aaron Rodgers win Nathan's Hotdog Eating contest?
Landon Thompson
Hey Mike long time first time thanks for taking my call do you think a baseball team could go two full seasons without losing a game I'll hang up and listen
Jordan Roberts
To be honest I think it would be good practice for him, since he's getting ready to suck cocks in hell, but who's he gunna blame if he loses to some fat loosuh? His eating coach? Brett Fahve? Next calluh, wide open phones
Ayden Thomas
Erm, hi mike. Quick question, would the patriots have won 8 owls if eli manning was the qb instead of brady?
Tyler Cruz
Hey Mike. Since this one isn't on your samefag script you might just ignore it. What brought you over from from Reddit and when are you going back?
Thomas Thompson
Hey Mike, do you think Babe Ruth did steroids?
Cameron Allen
Hey, Mike. Could Tyson in his prime win in a fight against a pregnant kangaroo?
Juan Garcia
Two seasons without losing a game? Could your mother go two seasons without having sex with one of the 9/11 hijackuhs? That's what I thought
Eli is a quality starting quartuhback in the league, ohkay? Bill's deal with the dark lord permits a guy like Eli to win at least five rings, and here's a guy who won a couple with the Giants, who were too stupid to sell their soul and won by dumb luck.
Yah okay, who's this now? Reddituh? Get lost.
Gavin Lee
MIKE TYSON WILL NOT FIGHT A PREGNUT KANGAROO. He was the greatest prizefightuh who ever lived, we need him training to punch the shit out of some of these terruhrists who think they're entitled to these virgins. Next calluh.
William Sullivan
Eli would've won 7 owls with Bill then, interesting
Caleb Williams
Hey Mike, Tony from Paramus here. What are the chances that Kevin Durant actually comes to the Knicks? I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
Jose Adams
Hi Mike. I don't have a question I just wanted to talk to someone. God I'm so lonely.
Nathaniel Baker
Tony, Kevin Durant is a loosuh, uhkay? I don't want him on the Knicks. James Dolan doesn't want him on the Knicks. Dave Gettleman doesn't want him on the Knicks. They're getting the lottuhry pick, and Durant's shoveling horse penises in a torchuh chamber in my garage.
It must have been hard growing up lonely when your mutha spent all her time banging me when you got home from school. Next calluh on the line, you're on the air
Isaac Brooks
Mike....
Jason Giambi..
Caleb Myers
Hey Mike, I just got back from sucking off a couple of black dudes in the alley behind the bar on 5th and West. I wanted to get your thoughts on the horse race this weekend. Total bullshit right?
Lucas Martin
Oh sorry I'll hang up and listen.
Benjamin Price
Hey Mike
BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERNS PENIS BABABOOEY BABABOOEY
James Baker
Hey, I thought that was you. Only 30,000 black cocks to go before you break your mutha's record. We're talking about horse racing...disqualuhfying horses for cheating. How does a horse cheat in a race? I've been doing this for two thousand years, horses don't cheat. Those stewuhds are gonna race each other in hell for this. The dark lord had money on that horse, heads are gonna roll, uhkay? Thanks for the call
Matthew Morgan
Hey mikey wacha think bout that hawse race the otha day
Charles Cook
Hey Mike. Jason Giambi.
Camden Myers
Hey Mike, if the moon were made out of spare ribs, would you eat it?
Dominic Diaz
WE'RE NOT TAULKING ABOUT JASON GIAMBI. He shoulda been on that plane with Cory Lidle.
Moon outta ribs...what are we talking about here? We're not talking about ribs. Why are we eating the moon? Six hundred years in hell for making me think about ribs afta dinnuh. Who's next?
Joseph Evans
Hey Mike, do you think Robinson Cano will ever get to 2500 hits?
Josiah Bailey
Hey Mike, why is Syndergaard such a faggot?
Kayden Harris
Robbie Cano was a steroid yoosuh, so I don't care how many base knocks he gets, he's getting that many loads in his face in the aftuhlife for disparaging the game of baseball. Back afta this.
Michael Turner
THE METS SHTINK MIKUL
BRODIE BANDWAGON INN IZ A FOOL, THIS TEAM IS A DISGRAYSH
WILPONZH HAFF TOO SELL THUH TEAM
Bentley Wood
>American humour
Bentley Jones
Go get shot in a mosque ahmed