/hoc/

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this is the thread

Is this the thread? Please respond.

Yes

marchand is such a little pussy

Well yeah, he is a manlet

Back from the clinic lads

teds are so unbelievably lucky that bobrovsky is playing his balls off

Did you tell the black receptionist who is overrated shit?

>Babcock staying as Laffs HC
kek

Yes, he laughed and then said >sheeeeiiiiit you alright

Drank 4 beer that period this game is getting good. still have twelve and the next game puck drops at Midnight.

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Forgot coaches corner coming on

Yes

>we care
>oh no now we don't care tee hee
holy shit does this activate my fucking autism

Why does it feel like summer already. there are 2 games today

Weather is too hot desu.

I always take leaf suggestions with the highest respect.
And then toss them immediately into the shredder.
t. handler of customer feedback for /hoc/corp

>video footage of ken holland chewing, sometimes with his mouth open
Great coverage by NBC as always.

fuck off, it's nice out here, 65 and sunny

TED
TED
TED
TED
TED

>above 60
>sunny
That's what I said, it is too hot.

22°C slight wind some cloud cover is ideal temperature desu

>Mike Yeo is now an assistant coach of the fylels
OH NO NO NO NO

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Right now it’s 69 where I am lmao

>tfw there's really huge amounts of people who like superhero movies
What the fuck.

you in vancouver lad.

how much lower can he go?

Brainlets prefer to have all the complexity of life boiled down into dualism of good/bad and both concepts to be personified in a simplistic story where the good guy, who they are expected to self-insert as, always wins. Like George Carlin said, think of how dumb the average person is, and then remember 50% of the population is dumber than that.

Still got a job in the chel. Doubt he really cares that much

move to winnipeg if you don't like good weather i don't know what to tell you

Seriously m8s no rage involved. Was the Boston goal GI?

Yes

yes

nah, Gatineau

Yes, it was clearly interference. The second push into Bob made it an easy call.

no

It's the same here. Most comfy weather conditions.

Alrighty I just didnt get to see it

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Just think, in the next 2-3 weeks, playoffs will be over, and then back to offseason for everyone lads.

No

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POOK

playoffs end tonight for columbus kappa

For me, its the Ottawa 67's

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Name a more perfect burger than the Quarter Pounder® Deluxe.

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For me it’s the Baconatir

Double double animal style

One I grill in my backyard. One I buy at any decent restaurant that isn't fast food shit. One I fed your mother after performing vaginal intercourse with her to indicate she was satisfactory.

>worst coast cuck
Out. This is Real Beastern Hours.

Does pineapple go on a burger?

Yes

it can

Double quarter pounder deluxe

not for me, but whatever, its your burger not mine

Replace buns with pineapple slices.

Unironically brilliant and I'm going to try this.

STOP FUCKIBG TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU FAT FAGGOTS

Jesus ducking Christ dude. It’s playoffs. TALK HOCKEY

>new

Onion rings belong OUTSIDE the burger price me wong

pineapple goes on the trash

This Burger
>time to fire up the grill

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Do you have any opinions that aren't shite?

>there are people out there who never ever had the rodeo cheeseburger before bk discontinued it

food

Imma bust a fat nut LAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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having some stuffed peppers lads

>tripcunt
What do you think

/hoc/ likes to feed

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Had 2 juicy turkey burgers with ketchup and mustard

weiner

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eating ass rn

>ketchup
actual child

I think I'm starting to lose the taste for meat lads

1. Chicago pizza
2. Neopolitan pizza
3. Roman pizza
4. Ligurian pizza
5. Hawaiian pizza
6. Californian pizza
.
.
.
900001. Jew York fake vomit "pizza"

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A broken clock is right twice a day, maybe he's right about something.

i had 2 dollars in bonus points on bodog and did a boston -1.5 x shorks -1.5 parlay how good of a bet is it broders

Pineapple goes on burgers and pizza

>poo

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those are casseroles

This is why I love /hoc/

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/hoc/ just want to be friends

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LOVE smoked meat poutine from montreal

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>Chicago pizza
More like italian quiche.

no

will there be a game 7?

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should i fap

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bar time?

The Bobby Nick's Burger at Rogers Palace in Edmonton is the best burger I have ever eating in my life. I'm a califag but it shits on In-N-Out and Five Guys and thrashes anything you have every had at a BBQ or wherever the fuck else. If this burger had a dick Gordon Ramsey would suck it and you are basically a fag if you don't walk out your door and drive to Edmonton right now to experience this work of art.

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@92572130
>2/10
guaranteed (You)s

Will Carolina get swept and then the winner of the ECF get swept?

Will I do well at the new job?

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we need strong duck

must be quite a feat to be posting on Yea Forums at the same time

you heard the ball. time to drink alone

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there is such a thing as too much bacon

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oh no... the meme is over

wrong

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it's cool i have a few beers

found the underage child that desperately pretends to be adult because mustard is “le epin mature food xDD”

part of being an adult is not trying to fit in. try to learn that kid

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the adult's taste buds no longer register ketchup as something it wants

I think this is it for the Teds

F

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bacon fags are more onions than literal onions drinkers. pic is you

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will cooper win the adams

Don't argue. Ask the 8 ball to settle the dispute.

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>wife is making me sleep in bed with leshaun again

...

what did he mean by this

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hehe

Ban w*jak posters

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you just know

im shocked, it better not be trotz

I'm not asking the 8 ball, I need real advice.

I'm gonna go to Five Guys when this period ends. What should I get?

It should be trotz you fucking retard

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there has been a murder attempt in boston

McAvoy should be suspended really. Dirty hit on anderson regardless. Inb4 hurr reddit on hating for this

Toss him

that they had a really good soak, or steam or whatever
and prolly had cigars and vodka
>Slav =D

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i get:
bacon cheeseburger with
ketchup, mustard, pickles, tomatoes
or
a1, lettuce, tomato, mushrooms (if you like them)

fuck boston

Well don't get ketchup or that one user will sperg out

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As a non biased spectator this league is a joke

REF JOB

pls retaliate ffs. FUCK BOSTON.

how often does a team go from being dead last in January to making the playoffs?

all trotz did was teach the boys how to shot block

Referees are officially too afraid to give a major.

nhl will apologize to teds, cap this post

Gary doesn't even try to hide it anymore. Since the draft lottery everything has been rigged

>smash a guy's head in
>2 minutes

What the fuck? Easy double minor or 4 minute major. Boston gets away with too much bullshit.

"to Boston" is the end of that sentence

based

he should have tried bleeding

How was that hit not a major?

HAIL
>sorry about the peanuts

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4 minute majors aren't a thing, retard

CLIMBING UP FIRST PERIOD
I LOST MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

He was wearing a Bruins jerseyy

If you account for the islanders being dead ducking last in GAA and how literally fucking nobody expected this season of them, trotz deserved it. All cooper did was practically coast and berube had a team that easily could’ve been good, they had a terrible culture. Spare me a break leaftard

legit wasnt even a penalty 2bh, the Bruins are the victims

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maybe this is the only explanation
MacAvoy literally jumped into his head

2 minutes is the correct call. Shoulder and jaw were the main point of contact.

Keep your head up

stick to sister fucking brazilbro. not a penalty

I've never been a big fan of the headshot penalty (just don't put your fuckin head down) but it's a thing and this was a pretty savage one. I don't see how it wouldn't be 5 considering the way Anderson went down and McAvoys feet left the ice

shut the fuck up dumb frogposter

>>”Stick to sister fucking brazilbro, not a penalty”
>>t. Lives in Hartford

You can’t make this up, ladies and gentleman.

He fucking head hunted you retarded frognigger

I accept the NHL's apology

fuck off irish faggot.

Oh fuck off

ok Bruins tranny
fuck you

That was a clean shoulder down hit. Everyone is skating with their heads down. That leads to you losing it. As they say " keep your head up " this is not pee wee. Good call, not even a minor IMO. 5-7 years ago that would.not even result in stoppage more a less a minor or major. My how hockey has changed. Gotten soft big time. Play doe dive soft.

If Boston doesn’t bring home at LEAST two championships a year, the state will ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, and given the absolute state of the Red Sox and Celtics currently, I’d say they really need this Bruins win to not mcfucking lose it.

If the Revolution win the MLS it’s just more buttcream for the circlejerk.

That’s seriously a head hunt right there. How the FUCK do you not call that for 5? Oh right vegas bitched and whined so they didn’t want to do that to the precious, champion starved city of boston

>If you account for the islanders being dead ducking last in GAA and how literally fucking nobody expected this season of them, trotz deserved it.
certainly didnt hurt that greiss and lehner stood on their heads

Obvious typo. fuck off vegas, you know what I meant.

I accept your apology, /hoc/

I love you

nice fucks trio

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And they didn’t. They literally had a defense in them you fucking retard. Keep believing that, because I’m living rent fucking free in your head

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>because I’m living rent fucking free in your head
are you mentally deranged?

Are you?

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Seething.

But seriously, if Pastrnak wasn't playing like such a pussy tonight and stayed on the boards like he was supposed to that play never leads to a breakout and Anderson doesn't get heemed. Pastrnak is so fucked up right now it's amazing he hasn't been benched.

Oh look!

It's a /hoc/ doesnt the know the rules episode

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He literally almost fucked up anderson. How is that not 5? I’m waiting

miss bulju tbqh

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>tfw my wife's son spilled koolaid on my marchand sweater and i yelled at him now my wife is mad at me and went upstairs with jamal

fuck this shit LETS GO B'S

Because

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Anderson had the puck and had his head low to reach it. The fact that Chara is tangled with him isn't an issue. Players get double teamed all the time. McAvoy went to hit a guy with the puck. Anderson put himself in a vulnerable position as McAvoy was coming towards him. Suspending this would be no different than the 5 against Vegas: punishing the result and not the play.

Biggest issue is the league took a stance against hits like this with a focus on zero tolerance and then alternately gives five minute majors for nothing and then gives nothing for this. The hypocrisy is fairly evident

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This 100%

Will the bruins choke

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Stop posting this shit.

Bruins styling on these bitch niggers

Fuck you and your vague answers, gimme a yes or no

Suck my cock, leaf. You're fucking gayer than the jannies

so taking out someone's head with a hit can never be more than 2 minutes? doubtful. i'm sure they could've called a different penalty

kek

shut the fuck up retard

That's just because the NHL is inconsistent garbage when it comes to officiating. They don't really give a shit about headhunting and player safety, it's all just eyewash.

will someone finally give ratface a career ending injury?

He hit his jaw and there wasn't a measured attempt to incapacitate him beyond just a typical aggressive backcheck.
By the book, all he did was deserving of a 2 minute minor.
Cope harder.

Make me nigger

>shit corsi
>high pdo
stick to anime, you don't know jack shit about hockey you dumb fuck weeb

could've easily been a 5 minute charging call for leaving his feet

well he didnt leave his feet so lmao

Ted's are unironically going to die in a 1-0 borefest.
Sad

Will John Tortorella unleash the power of the '04 blots and lead the Teds to a Stanlee victory?

>this game
>borefest

Do you even like hockey?

>6

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The burger is a symbol of freedom. You can do what you want.

Yes when does it actually come on

teds on suicide watch

Okay mister leaf. Tell me why berube deserves credit when his team literally has swathes of talent and could’ve easily made the playoffs with that core. Islanders had NOTHING. How stupid are you really

right now, tedditor

I’m sad good night

Press S to spit on teds grave.

Fuck da jannies

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Poor Ted.

>all of these 4channers saying the n word

yikes

>Russian goalering
Is there a bigger yikes in hockey?

laughing so hard at Ted and bobrovshit

*dabs*

>snooze fest
I want hockey not fucking soccer

why are you such a fragile faggot

Columbus absolutely dominated tonight I don’t get why they couldn’t score

John Davidson and Artemi Panaran is going to look great in Ranger Blue next year.

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You claimed the isles had good defense and werent carried by goaltending, and I posted stats that disprove this. This sport isn't for weeb queers.

F

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LAUGHING
SO
HARD
AT
THE
TEDS

Ted is dead

How many goals do the B's need for it to not be a soccer game? Would 5-0 be good enough?

>teds elimination day status: ENGAGED

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Refs blew a call and it changed the game completely

Ayyyy bobo

F

Good night guys I’ll see you in the off-season

>instead of a meme ecf we get a lol boston wins to reach the finals
Absolutely boiling

To be fair the teds did eliminate tampa so they did well anyway.

fuck Ted desu so glad /hoc/ can stop giving a shit about him again

based canes getting a cakewalk to the finals

I'll never forget the 5 weeks that the columbus window was open

Seethe sweaty, seethe.

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Duchene and Panarin cant wait

Let's go canes
Love my canes

How fucked are the jackets after what they did this season?

Carolina would have a far better match up against Columbus than Boston.

based kek went all in to win one round lmaoooooooooooooooo

unironically massively
half their talent is leaving

Duchene's curse is finally kicking in

they could always sign ted to an ELC

>lolbostonwins

Based.

>Boston wins lol
Or
>carolina

Pick your poison /hoc/.

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I think they needed to make it to ECF to have a chance at convincing guys to stay, late R2 exit isn't good enough. Rip Teds, you won your first series, enjoy having your playoff spot be taken by the Flylels next year.

Please meme canes, beat boston.

FUCK I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE TEAMS FOR THE FINALS

>half their talent is leave
Uhhh so they are literally losing 12 players

Boston so I can watch Marchand lose in the finals again

Whatever I didn't even know this city had a team until last week

Bobbery biscuit in basket for caniacs with the cup.

its right there, he should've been ejected

fuck refpuck and fuck this entire league im gonna go watch soccer

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they dont have 12 good players

I will always be a jackets fan I’m somewhat excited for next season so more hockey can be on

Well I’m done watching hockey after this game, peace out snow niggers lmao

>redditcanes vs boston
i know who i want to win

Damn we should have had Boston. Good luck to wherever Panarin, Bob, and Duchene go.

Power Play going extinct the past three games was the literal difference

Reddit, because fuck boston

Seth Jones
Zach werenski
Cam Atkinson
Pierre luc Dubois
Josh Anderson
Oliver bjorkstrand
Markus nuutivaara
Ryan dzingel
Artemi panarin
Sergei bobrovsky
Matt duchene
Alexandre texier

>finnish general managing

>bjorkstrand
>nuutivara
>dzingel
>texier
Not good players.

>you will now get to see chara crush dougie
pretty based

"hey user i put the game on for you, whacha havin?"

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All very good players
Texier is going to be elite

*punches ass*

remember when people thought the flames were a contender?

*sniffs*

*looks at her butt but never talks to her*
*drinks too much alcohol and goes home alone*

heh, yep. Still got it

2-4

remember when you thought your parents were proud of you?

>finnish general managing

>missing the nail-in-the-coffin empty-netter TWICE
come the fuck on guys

They still are

theoren fleury remembers

people thought that?

double ice cold milk on the rocks please, heavy on the milk

>they want either Marchand or Macavoy to deliver the finisher

>the CBJ chants get fainter and fainter

Canes-Bruins confirmed. gs ohio

Have a seat teds. What will it be to order?

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It wasn't supposed to end like this

press f to pay respects

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Nope. None of those are good players.

>picking a Canadian team to win the Stanislaus Leonard Chalice
>in the current millennium
it is my sincere and heartfelt hope that not a single one of you fine gentlemen engages in such an obviously foolhardy activity.

F

>teds

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>historic season

EFF

This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.

lol mercy kill by the refs

>mfw the Tedfags commit mass suicide

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I order you to stop being a weeb and sort your life out.

S

Finnish goaltending wins again

Rip in peace, Sergei Bo-Bruh-sky. It is unfortunate that tonight's bruh moment will be your last this year.

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Whalercanes in 5 :^)

HAHAHAHAHAH TAMPA ABSOKUTELY DEMOLISHED
twitter.com/bluejacketsnhl/status/1125578795753320448?s=21

Wow tampa got swept by this?

Well, you can't deny that finnish goaltending is simply the best

Carolina over Bruins 4-2

debate me

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

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Holy actual fuck Sergei gives his fucking heart and soul only for his team to shit themselves. Fucking faggot teds.

cowlarps did

What is wrong with her face

He shit his pants in game 4 shut up

Canes are unironic good guys now and only casuals or jew englanders think Bombston has the advantage

switch the teams and make it 4-1 and you'd be correct

literally nobody is surprised by this

This but unironically.

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THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>the absolute state of ted

oh nonononononononononono please i can't bre-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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yeah but those aren't people

Absolutely based. We coming for you, sunbelters.

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Reminder that despite destroying Tampa Bay Columbus are still the only team in the league which never got past the second round.

reddit

>portugal

stick to cod fish rodeo or whatever the fuck you people do

That Marchand interview lol.

Did Bob just cry?

Canes are getting their ass kicked, I am 100% convinced of it.

Boston is better in literally every category

Look at this dude

YES! I AM A FAN OF THE BOSTON BRUINS!

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how high were you when teds was kill?

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I am very much looking forward to this series with the canes

>Future Canucks Goaltender right here

Where are dicks, Ted?

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Good series CBJ. Hoping the Bruins snag Panarin next year to bolster the offense still tho.

Lets go canes
Lets go canes

>se@n is a brady fan and by association a ruins fan
uh oh

Based Ellen poster.
/nesn/bros Where you at?

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zoomers will get crunched by boomers

So how are Bolts fans going to cope with this?

Bruins v Canes
>who ya got?
>who do ya want?

Tfw English-Japanese students get Meari-san and Japanese-English students get Ellen Baker. Truly the best linguistic exchange to be found.

SJ @ COL GAME THREAD.

yeah go to quebec

can carolina wear their whalers sweaters for a game or two?
they already did against the bruins this year

WhTs with the autistic poster with a hate boner for CBus

How did Tampa get swept?

Like just literally how?

I just can't cope with this.

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>"user now that the season is over, can we now have sex? its been 8 months."

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Boston should let them wear these jerseys on the road.
Black against green is enough of a color contrast.

>/hoc/ transforms into unironic broons enthusiasts
HOWLING at this level of being worked into a shoot

editing their wikipedia page with a catchy header to describe their failures

>bolts
>fans

Why is Columbus called teds?

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Canes
also Canes

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BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS

Ted lives in Ohio newfag

Bruins
Teds

Good season, was fun while it lasted. Probably the last time for a while I’ll see Columbus in the playoffs

because when you see them, you turn 360° and walk away

Cause were the Teds.

Sean is actually a Maple Leafs fan. He fucked off once they got shit on by Bosston, though.

marginally, I smoked like an hour ago

Based

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In fact, he dipped out after they got BTFO in game 6. The stinky pajeet didn't even show up for game 7

I would never dare go for Boston. Those cunts are spoiled brats regardless

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Avenge the ghost of Pie McKenzie, rest, rest, perturbed spirit

imagine being such a newfag you dont know memes from this season

...

FUCK BRUINS

Where will Bob go next year?

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I've been saying they're /ourguys/ for weeks. There's no better option in the field and they have some based players

florida

quick question. any of you guys get phone calls that are 1-800 number's. The message is always in chinese or korean and its automated? Just wondering because I've gotten 2 in the last 4 days and I honestly don't know if its a scam or not

happy ted and basedlanche elimination day!

cool

No we all just understand that Boston is better than Redditlina

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he's a boston fan too, such a massive cuck

SEETHING wrestling queer

Don't mind him, he's just astroturfing.

H O W L I N G
O
W
L
I
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>doodoodoodooodoo
>woop woop
>bing bing

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THIS IS CANES COUNTRY NOW YOU DIRTY NIGGERS

>casuals seething at carolina
feed me seymour

back to Yea Forums with all the greased up pretend fighting homosexuals

>reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit >reddit

I don't like Boston but I'm not going to be a fag and pretend they're going to lose to some zoomers

fuck off bob, you are just shit.

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>my wifes son loves when our bing bings kill a penalty and they play the sound!

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This defeats the Blue Jacket

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someone link me to the game thread

no but don't answer them. they're calling to find live numbers to give to other scammers

mad redditcane "fan"

>Jerks vs. Boston ECF
I wonder if Don will even try to disguise how much he hates >us.

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based Tooks showed 'em post all night and the madmen took it

>those dumb zoomers will never make it past Washington, Ovi and Wilson are gonna break them in half
t. brainlets last month

Who are you quoting?

THIS IS CANES COUNTRY NOW MOTHER FUCKER

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You retarded or something son? (rhetorical, theres no way a mandrama queer is 100% functional)

DUDE did your bunch of jerks T shirt come in yet? Mine did and its sooooooooo epic

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So Bobrovsky, Panarin and Duchene are all gone next year right?

>over half rangers fans
pottery

based canadian

>the seething has already begun
the absolute state of /hoc/

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Small market teams with their "fans" are pretty cringe desu

>2 is over half

rip teds

not if CBJ shows them the $

ok good. I never do as 1-800 numbers are not my local area code and have never been outside of Canada

Imagine getting winded up by an 80 year old man "analyst" who is in a different country that you get fooled into buying a tshirt because it would be "epic and hilarious"
Based capitalism wins again

>I have trouble coping with things I don't like, so I create imaginary friends and strawman to compensate

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Omg dude did you see that EPIC storm surge last night? I was watching it on my switch in the bathroom while my wife was watching netflix with her friend in the next room

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whom'st you've quote?

that they dont have

Who are you talking about?

>he's still posting

they can sell the cannon

Didn't expect a retarded sunbelter to know how to count honestly. Im surprised you can type a coherent sentence.

One of your imaginary friends again? Make go get some fresh air, user.

Seriously I got a ban for using the nigger word. Didnt know the mods were bing bing fans

>W-w-w-who are you q-quoting?

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>all this leaf butthurt
Wtf I love the canes now

Canadian fans watching from the sidelines while these zoomer Reddit tier teams fight for the cup. That's gotta hurt

Whomst are you referencing my dear friend?

All I see are the same fuming mapleshits, stop falling for easy b8 lad

>It's another that one Hurricane poster gets rattled by some Leaf who is probably Sam episode

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>tfw you copy and paste comments from the hockey subreddit and rack up those (you)'s

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>its another leafs stary seething over canes so /hoc/ goes pro canes
Ftfy

timo will score

OMG dude did you see that racist sexist old guy say mean things about our hurricanes? I am so SICK of dealing with problematic announcers in hockey!

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this except not anywhere in carolina since they burn rainbow flags

When is your team playing again m8

Probably not Duchene. He'll stink up the town for a couple years first. Bob and Panarin are already gone though.

Don is gay and your mega gay for sucking his dick

BOILING

heresy

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>mad
>at a weather pattern

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>They're still giving him attention

?

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HAVE (You) GIVEN THE >shorks (You)r ETERNAL STRENGTH TO BEAT THE BING BINGS TONIGHT?

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, LADS.

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Who /clean sheets/ here

\o/

>mad
>at bears

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How in the fuck do you even achieve that body type? Is xir/xim born with it, or is it the byproduct of years of living off of nothing but onions and rage against the patriarchy?

You're now seething at the Carolina hurricanes

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i don't need to desu.
BASED

I'd rather have 2 game 7s

i thought hockey players were ugly

Onions make me fart

next laundry day I swear

Haha based!!
*dabs*

Imagine getting mad at /hoc/'s team

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DUDE I just started a change.org petition to pull that racist xenophobe don cherry off the air. here's the link i hope you sign it

Based

Just finished my avocado and toast, about to write an email to CBC to try to take that disgusting shitlord Don Cherry off the air. He said mean things about the canes epic storm surge celebrations.

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Name a better fan base than Columbus?

kek now the canes are reddit?

>now

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one that actually exists aka the golden knights

Don't think so. I can still hear their whining in the wind.

Based Columbus fans
twitter.com/bluejacketsnhl/status/1125584544378310657?s=21

reddit knights are a lot more cringe than the fortnite jerks

instagram.com/p/BxJOR54h4bd/?utm_source=ig_web_options_share_sheet

How honestly can you hate this team?
Legit based bruins are /ourguys/

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>now
sunbelt delusion lads

>le everything I don’t like is reddit again

Stop

>now
these zoomer fucks were always reddit

Based

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im thinkin an O6 battle lads

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>now

this journey is not over. very tough series ahead of our boys right now, Carolina is no joke. need to continue playing hard, winning battles, and burying chances. I very much look forward to the series, especially should our boys keep playing the way they have been these past 3 games

>Marchand with all these one word responses
Top kek

FUCK BRUINS IN PARTICULAR

I’M GETTING DOWNVOTED TO HELL ON R/HOCKEY EVEN THOUGH IM NOT EVEN BEING A DICK AND I COULDN’T BE FUCKING HAPPIER RIGHT NOW LETS DO THIS BOYS LETS GO FULL HEEL AND HATED ON THOSE SALTY CUNTS

I FULLY EXPECT MARCHAND TO PAT THAT STUPID FUCK DOUGIE HAMILTON’S HEAD IN THE HANDSHAKE LIKE WHEN WE SHATTER THEIR FUCKIN DREAMS TOO

NOTHING CAN STOP TOUCH US, NOTHING CAN STOP US....WE’RE ON TO CAROLINA BITCH FIRE UP THE BEST OF YOUR SHITPOSTS WE GOIN TO WAR

>Laffsnet talking head losing their shit over Marchand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

absolutely based

this post was brought to you by huawei™ smartphones

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So the cup goes to Savonlinna

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>I just wanted to know if it felt as empty as last year?
Based reporter dabbing on faggot tortz

Been watching the Bruins for a while now. Finally splurged and got some gear and we won. I'm considering myself good luck from this point forward.

sharks will win finally

THEY WANT HIM TO BE FINNED! OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THESE DOODS

what did he even do?

>Marchand is turning what...31? It's time for him to grow up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

what did marchand do, i had it muted

holy shit did anyone see torts get absolutely BTFO by some reporter in the post game press conference

>comparing this with the licking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE SOOO FULL OF THEMSELVES

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watching some hentai about allergies?

>Dont give me that accomplishment bull shit

Imagine the pure asshurt from leafs nation/laffsnet if marCHAD raises the cup.

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>AAAAAAAAAAAA HE CANT KEEP INSULTING US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT HOCKEY IS OUR PAST TIME NOT YOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BETTMAN DO SOMETHING

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make a new thread already wtf

>tfw the most popular non-O6 non-cup winning team on reddit

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>now

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>cbc reporter makes a crack about him in game 2 interview
>wonders why he gets stonewalled in game 6 with troll answers

Basically giving the media nothing but one or two word answers with a smirk on his face. Basically Lynch on the Seahawks years ago. The talking heads went on a crazy rant about it being childish and something about the league should fine him lol

rat edition

oh well, i always have those muted anyway because they're thoroughly uninteresting

good for him, i like it when players dont deal with the nonsense questions the reporters ask

new

Late . Reusing the old on time one

shall

>recycling
Shant

>relocanes
shant