/bundes/

based Dr.Twatty threads

Era of the Bosz

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didn't Tah score an own goal?

>Scoring goals is bad
>German intellect

Yeah...but atleast he scored

Grats Kölle, welcome back.

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good night

twitter.com/ftamsut/status/1125324417976942593

is pauli not gonna get promoted or something they are sseething

They have a long history with East German clubs:
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nö

pauli is permanently seething about pretty much everything

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Buy more mls chads

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*era of the Stull

the obsession of neo/sp/ with Liverpool is really getting embarrassing.

Please someone buy Boateng. Only 50million Euro. He was very good some years ago.

>*vomits*

He’ll go to America I think.

Also, why has the Schalke manager dropped Fahrmann? I thought he was a solid goalkeeper?

he's lockerroom cancer or something, but Nübel is good and young (buyern will buy him) btw

>tfw 90s Ronnies and Sörens are eloquenter than 2010s Akademiker

And people still trying to tell me that things haven't turn to shit.

also: cute Renate @8:12

Koln has a chad hymne
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Die Papierkugel is ten years old today.

wew lad!

Die Schande von der Stamford Bridge was 10 years old yesterday.

>Als ich bei Chievo Verona spielte, zerkratzte man mir das Auto, schrieb "Nigger" drauf und zerschlug die Scheibe. Und man hat mir vor die Haustür gekackt.
What's wrong with Italians?

>Rangnick willing to let Werner leave on a free but wants a 15-20goals striker replacement
Arp to Leipzig?

Arp a 15 to 20 goals striker?
More like LARP as a 15 to 20 goals striker.

>Die Rettung des finanziell angeschlagenen Drittligisten 1.FC Kaiserslautern hat eine überraschende Wendung genommen. Kurz vor Ablauf des Ultimatums des potenziellen Geldgebers Flavio Becca gelang es dem Beiratsmitglied Michael Littig, einen alternativen Finanzierungsplan vorzulegen – dem der Beirat am Montagabend in einer stundenlangen Sitzung zustimmte.
>Dieser beinhaltet die Zahlung von 3 Millionen Euro Eigenkapital von einer regionalen Investorengruppe, wodurch die Lizenz des Vereins in der kommenden Saison gesichert sein sollte. Im Gegenzug erhalten die Unternehmer zehn Prozent der Anteile an der Kapitalgesellschaft. Der Zuschuss weiterer Millionen in den kommenden Jahren steht in Aussicht.
>Der Deal mit dem luxemburgischen Geschäftsmann Becca ist damit geplatzt. Dieser bot den Pfälzern zunächst nur ein verzinstes Darlehen über 2,6 Mio. Euro und stellte zudem die brisante Forderung, dass Littig, der auch Aufsichtsratsvorsitzender des e.V. ist, von allen Ämtern im Verein zurücktreten müsse.

krone.at/1917291

>Zehn Minuten Sendezeit schenkte der ORF in der Nacht auf Dienstag dem deutschen Satiriker Jan Böhmermann: Im Interview mit einem Kulturredakteur des öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunks durfte Böhmermann unwidersprochen erklären, dass die Österreicher „bereits acht Millionen Debile“ wären. Bundeskanzler Sebastian Kurz wurde als „32-jähriger Versicherungsvertreter mit viel Haargel“ bezeichnet. Der ORF will sich jetzt von den Aussagen des Deutschen distanzieren. „ZiB 2“-Anchor Armin Wolf verbreitete den Beitrag auf Twitter.

based böhme btfo´d the austrians

nigga's lucky it wasn't Hellas Verona. He would have been skinned alive. Hellas ultras are the absolute uber madmen who make even Lazio's nazi ultras look like basedboys.

Holy mother of cringe

Gleich zehn Spieler sollen Dortmund nach Informationen von "Bild" verlassen, darunter die Reservisten Ömer Toprak, Mahmoud Dahoud und Maximilian Philipp.

Aber auch die insgesamt sieben Leih-Spieler sollen nach ihrer Rückkehr allesamt keine Zukunft beim BVB mehr haben. Jeremy Toljan (Celtic), Felix Passlack (Norwich City), Dzenis Burnic (Dynamo Dresden), Sebastian Rode (Eintracht Frankfurt), Shinji Kagawa (Besiktas), André Schürrle (FC Fulham) sowie Alexander Isak (Willem II) müssen sich dem Bericht zufolge neue Vereine suchen.

>Philipp to Werder

Era of the Bull

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Augustinson is good enough, and if Bremen finally manages to buy Friedl, they have enough players for the left side. They need some long term replacement for Gebre Selassie, because he's not getting younger, and some better center backs because Langkamp is too slow, Moisander is too old, and Veljkovic is just super inconsistent.

Please i beg you somebody please buy Boateng. He is a world champion and not that old.
Only 50million€

What was wrong with the old one?

Maximilian Philipp has nothing to do with Augustinsson. He's a winger/second striker and could replace Kruse.

I thought he was a left defender.

No Meisterstern

>Der Stern symbolisiert die bisher zehn seit dem Einstieg von Red Bull im Jahr 2005 errungenen Meisterschaften in den Jahren 2007, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 und 2019.

that's wolf

they should give Isak another chance tbf, he's doing really good in the Eredivisie

>he's doing really good in the Eredivisie
let's wait for him to overtake van persie's goals tally first.

Why do I get this euphoric high, when I eat much more than I planned to?

You're a big guy.

Removing Max Philipp is a big mistake. Farve is an idiot.

Adding Philipp Max is a good idea. Favre is a genius.

omg der böhmi looooooool xD

jz 1 Feierabend :)

bin neet :(

>Nach Angaben der Mundo Deportivo soll sich Hasan Salihamidzic, Sportdirektor des deutschen Rekordmeisters, mit Julen Lopetegui (Foto) in Madrid „heimlich“ getroffen haben, um aus erster Hand dessen Bereitschaft abzuklopfen und ihn von der Aufgabe in München zu überzeugen. Der 52-jährige Spanier Lopetegui gelte als vermeintlicher Hauptkandidat in Sachen Kovac-Nachfolge.
Kroos likes him

Parliamentary elections called for June 5th which sucks because we have election days off at work but June 5th is already a holiday (Grundgesetztag).
Also EU elections on a Sunday, so that’s two potential days off that I’m missing out on.

why would they hire Lopetegui and sack Kovač

Rummenigge wants Kovac out

>Kovac getting fired after winning the double
Will this finally cement the Bundes as the pinnacle of comedy?

pinnacle of comedy? more like pineapple of comedy, amirite?

right when I was done with creating this, city scored. feels bad.

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You can use it for next season, when he'll inevitably crash out of the CL in some hilarious way

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2 questions:
Does he have the mia san mia attitude?
Does he speak german?

What about this logo?

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Nice to hear that you Danes celebrate our Grundgesetz

With Xabi Alonso as co he might

if anything it should have Salzburg at the front, they are the ones developing talents who then transfer to Leipzig

Coaches for the FCB

Lopetegui
Ten Hag
Conte
Wenger
Mourinho
Xabi Alonso
Sagnol
Stöger
Herrlich
Tedesco

If anything, you should remove New York and reverse the arrows
>shit goes in
>something good (edible) comes out

> Tedesco
But do they have the Mia San Mia mentality?

>"Ich war 23", blickt Ribery zurück, "da dachte ich, ich habe viel Zeit. Und jetzt bin ich 36 ... Die Zeit vergeht schnell." Zu schnell, denn der Flügelspieler hat noch Lust auf Fußball, er will noch weitermachen. Wo? "Das weiß ich ehrlich gesagt noch nicht, aber es gibt ein paar Optionen", verrät er. Vielleicht für ein oder zwei Jahre ... und danach, das steht für Ribery fest, "komme ich hundertprozentig wieder nach München zurück". In seine Heimat, in sein Haus in Grünwald. Da gehört er inzwischen hin, er und seine Familie. Sie mögen die deutsche Mentalität, die Menschen - und natürlich den Verein, deshalb unterstreicht Ribery nochmal: "Ich bin hier zuhause."

jz 1 _________

Shepherd’s Pie

For the love of god. Please somebody buy Boateng. He is a Instagram star and could extend your social media presence by much

>"Ich war 23", blickt Ribery zurück, "da dachte ich, ich habe viel Zeit. Und jetzt bin ich 36 ... Die Zeit vergeht schnell."
Zoomers, listen to this man!

tapferes 2-0 von kult kloppo

knutschi

Knöchel-Aua

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dabbing on Spain rn

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Reminder that we all root for Barca.

nö

funny pee smell from eating too much Asparagus

I'm rooting for Liverpool just for the shitposting value. Too many third world ABLs these days.

Freundin :(

>liverpool scored
guess i have to watch the match now

Liverpool = Leverkusen
Barca = Frankfurt

no

KOMM SCHON KULT-KLOPPO
*BANG BANG*
LASS DIE JUNGS MAL EIN BISSCHEN LAUFEN

>ynr Origi at Wolfsburg
proof any shitter will perform for the Klopp

Frankfurt ran until their legs fell off against Chelsea two days before the game, Barca is rested

he was their second best goalscorer tho

>second best in an almost relegated team
it's not much

Stegen is a fucking monster, he's the best keeper I have seen

What a great fucking footy matchj. Bayern would be completely BTFOd by either of these teams.

shut the fuck up you fucking asshole

But they weren't when they played Liverpool

>Bayern would get BTFO by a team they got BTFO
besides that Bayern managed to not get scored on at Anfield

Based Berman btfo with Draxlel, faggot bitch ass nigger

kek

Fuck you, mountain Jew nigger

Klopp doesn't get enough praise for converting shit players into world class players. See Robertson. See World Cup winner Kevin Greatcross.

And Oli Kirch dominated Real Madrid

He had Milos Jojic to hep him

Should he have saved that?

He should. M. Neuer would have saved it, thats why he is #1 for our DFB Team.

thanks for the quick reply Jogi.

>its actually happening
didnt expect that tßh

>Barca getting styled on by replacement players
kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

what le frigg?

OCH NÖ NÖ NÖ NÖ NÖ

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>make some tomato sauce
>come back
>3-0
einfach nur kult

post recipe

Dumbele looking mighty dumb right about now

olive oil
garlic
chili
basil
anchovy
can of tomtaoes
olives

>needs a goal
>puts a right back
Valverde 800 QI moves

>anchovy
it had potential until there

dana?

>be hungrig
>lack Kippen
>too antriebslos to change something about it
wat do?

why?

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Imagine what Klopp could do with Messi.

Do you have money? I could help you.

get drunk to become more spontanous and lower your level of reflective thinking

He's already pretty good at choking finals

>lack kippen
Don't drink lacquer.

imagine making a good sauce and then, shortly before you are done, you take a big crap into it and stir. Thats the equivalent of putting anchovies in there

Play Malcom already

>state of Barcelona
>state of Dembele
absolute wew

ORIGI

they taste like salt
u use a teaspoon of salt instead?

>THANK YOU NGUBU

Trent Alexander-Arnold is incredible

>this won't slip again

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Aki losing €5m right now

doubting based kloppo. ever.

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Will get it back at the next Skatabend

>neo Yea Forums on pooicide watch

Quality defence la.

better one

Semedo looks fine

yes

you're not allowed to post her here

jzt 0n offside goal by barca

fk you lauri

Well this place is going to be unbearable for a while.

Based Kloppo

Can't stop the Klopp

can someone post the kult kloppo pasta pls

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see

I need the vocaroo of it. sadly the one in the archive doesnt work anymore ;_;

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Please not

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>having standards
oh you sweet summer child

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What are some good podcasts to learn German?

Valverde is literally a brainlet, he's literally dying with Roberto no matter what, Barcelona concedes and things are clearly going to collapse and he don't do shit. Always putting Roberto on the midfield even when he's awful there, relying on Semedo pace to advance in the right part of the field. The left side is obsolete, only happen a play there when Messi use Alba speed. Four midfielders that aren't attacking ones, Messi and Suarez need pull something out of their asses ( Ratking can't do shit, is always Messi. Coutinho and Dembele are awful, Malcom is the only one who succeed in something but never gets chances, today he played on the right but suddenly was on the left because Roberto should be the winger ( and obviously he's very bad at it ). Valverde is worse or at same level than a 2. bundes manager. Bosz would rape everyone if he managed Barcelona.

didnt read lol

My method of learning German was getting carried around wherever I went to and especially 1 woman talking to me like I was a baby until I started speaking German.

seething ABK

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miss Kate Abdo o Sky lads
she's with Bleacher report now

>Twain running wild
>scousers running wild
hell fucking no

Are there any podcasts for learning languages? How would this work? "Rasenfunk" is a pretty good german football podcast, but its not really something for beginners, i imagine.

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>get off work

dieses, jenes welches du geschrieben hast.

>2019
>getting KLOPPED
their own fault

Based

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>Who are you to talk to me?"
the banisher of Brazil
the winner of world cups

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scousers being proud of their team is ten times better than third world poonited customers seething about Liverpool constantly

KLOPPO

Man sollte nie mit dem Besten rechnen

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Draxlel is a fraud, winning a WC won't hide this.
Neymar won a libertadores and Copa do Brasil with Santos, Draxlel only won some titles after going to PSG

*captains his team to a trophy while being the best player of the tournament*

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Nerman is also known for being a great sportsman.

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Neymar did the same thing in 2013 la

100% right

whenever I see klopp's slipperpool I realise he was the sole reason for dortmund winning the league back in the day and that without him they will always be nothing. this guy took the whole soul of the club with him and everyone knows it.

coming up
>Ajax

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Draxler won the cup with Schalke

I agree that he's a cunt, but he's way better than the fraud Drexlel

sometimes life is good la

oh hey bundes. well yes, this is me. how did you know?

>
>Draxler won the cup with Schalke
He only played 3 matches and less than 120 minutes, great numbers but is nothing like winning a continental title and domestic title ( Libertadores, Copa do Brasil, CL, Copa del Rey ) being crucial

he was like 17 at the time and scored the decisive winner in the quarter final that season, also scored in the final. schalke were fighting relegation that season by the way and beat bayern to win the title. apart from the WC he also won the confed cup as germany's captain.

by the way I fucking hate that wigger draxler and consider him to be a shit tier player who doesn't contribute but these are the facts.

>divegrass
this is a sports board just thought you guys should know that

yes, and rasenball is a sport

ERA

That Bayern wasn't a proppa Bayern, third in /bundes/ and dabbed by Inter again on the CL. It's good, but he always as treated as a future GOAT, he never delivered in a big stage, either on CL or WC, if you never delivered on one of these two and is rated as future GOAT you're a fraud. Neymar won Libertadores and Copa do Brasil with Santos, they haven't won a big title since Robinho and Diego. He also won a treble being crucial and ending as top scorer on CL. Carried Brazil in the confederations cup and did great in 2014 WC.

>That Bayern wasn't a proppa Bayern
bullshit argument, keep moving the goalpost. you said he never won anything, I proved you wrong with three examples, you keep moving the goalpost. I think we both know you're finished.

Yeah, let's pretend that a team that almost won a treble winning shit in the next season and finishing behind Leverkusen is a proppa Bayern.

>ter shitgen

grinch

...

@92595296
Archived without a reply and I'm not even giving (You) a real (You). Damn. That's harsh.

jz 1 pups

yes

very disappointed at MATS reaction to the 2 0
Neuer would have chested it for a minute or two preventing the third goal

nachti

yes yes

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I can't find the extended version where I made an OP.

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Hey guys, Boateng is still for sale and ready to give it all for his new club!
Only 50million Euros. Please buy

My dog is named Hennes :)

nice :)

t. Jay-Z

MENTALITÄTSGIGANTEN

Why are you screaming?

It was the heat of the moment, fren.

Neini your new gimmick is the strangest one so far, I wont pick it up.

that's what Yea Forums gets for bullying Kult-Jürgen.
>hurr durr no trophies
Mouyes takes a CL team, signs 10 flops for a billion and makes them a midtable team, Klopp takes a midtable team and makes them a title contender within a year.

The real trophy was the fun along the way

>Während Leipzig 60 Mio. Euro fordert, liegt die Preisvorstellung der Bayern bei 25 Mio. Euro.
Reminder that Buyern's Einkaufspolitik strengthens the Bundesliga!!!1

>KARL-HEINZ? Bring mir mein Portemonnaie, ich brauche 17,5m€ für diesen Werner.

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would be funny if Liverpool win the CL and slap 100m on the table.

>unter 25 Million
>Wurstls Zuständigkeit
Damit hat er nichts zu tun!

yeah but he's paying 8m€ from his own Portemonnaie.

cheap is his specialty stupid

Mouyes won titles with manure, Klopp is getting dab by Ajax and City

more like /bunded/

reminder that we are all cheering for Liverpool to win now, not just because of Kloppo. On the other hand seeing them slip again and go out of this season with 0 titles would also be entertaining, quite a dilemma here.

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I wanted Kloppo to win but this makes me root for Ajax

Who knows, maybe Tottenham will solve that problem today. Me, I have always been a big Spurs fan #coys

Quick rundown?

I want Ajax to win irregardless

Austria has a guaranteed CL spot this season for its league champion, provided that the winner of this years CL also qualifies for CL via his league. Thats the case in 99/100 cases, think Real, Barca, City, Bayern etc. - usually its a given that the CL winner also places in the CL ranks in his league. This year could be different with Ajax, the Netherlands are behind Austria in the UEFA ranking and dont have a guaranteed CL spot.
Its a special case only for the league on rank 11 in the UEFA ranking, which Austria held for this season

tl;dr: Liverpool or Tottenham win CL = Salzburg has a guaranteed CL spot. Ajax wins CL = Salzburg has to play qualification for CL

Join us /bundes/ bros

t.me/spfooty

If Werner has already a pre contract with Buyern, I would seriously not play him for a year if I was Rangnick. Somebody needs to stop those criminal shits.

finally unbanned ffs
>get banned for apparently spamming 4 days ago
>no evidence attached
>ask for evidence
MESSI
kek

>*collects paycheck*

>implying he will win the final
lamo

even if he douesn't, he'll be more successful than Mourinho has been in... a decade or so?

>vergaßen
oy vey

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Messi had to sign his new contract.

>Das DFB-Sportgericht hat gegen Marco Reus und Borussia Dortmund eine Geldauflage bzw. -strafe ausgesprochen. Der gesperrte BVB-Kapitän hatte sich beim Spiel in Bremen verbotenerweise im Innenraum aufgehalten.
hope this line makes a tm article to see all those falschparkermelder call him a criminal again lmao.

How popular is Jakabfi in Hungary?

now 0n päckchen abholen und 0nkaufen

So who do we support tonight?

Jz 1 Stuhlgang.

we agreed on the spurs
#coys

Ajax

100% the kankers

good goy

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>"Die ist nicht für mich", klärte die Kommunikationsassistentin mit dem unaussprechlichen Namen (schwedischer Vorname, serbischer Nachname) auf. Sie war im vergangenen Jahr sechs Monate lang allein per Anhalter durch Afrika gereist. Dann strandete sie mit nur noch fünf Dollar in der Tasche in Simbabwe, mit ihren internationalen Kreditkarten ließ sich kein Geld abheben.
>Afrikanische Studenten helfen Rucksacktouristin
>"War alles nicht so schlimm, ich hatte mein Zelt dabei, alles gut", zeigte sich Levnajic im Rückblick bemerkenswert entspannt. Sie wurde dann von einer 47-köpfigen Studentenklasse aufgelesen. "Die haben mich eine Woche lang durchgefüttert und mich zur Grenze von Simbabwe und Sambia gefahren", erzählte die Kandidatin. Die angehenden Ingenieure hätten erzählt, dass sie leider nicht ins Ausland reisen können, weil ihre Währung international nicht anerkannt würde. Das will Levnajic nun mit ihrem Gewinn ändern. "Ich möchte diese 47 gern zwei Wochen lang auf eine Studienreise nach Deutschland einladen", verkündete sie.

america and israel are our allies, deal with it

0 likeable clubs left

shlomo pls

user, I...

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yeah i unironically miss the evil triumvirate bayern, barca, real. they gave stability and balance to the world of football.

this. being sad about the "big clubs" is cuck mentality at its finest.

jz 1 döner

tote community
liquidation wann

I still wonder if Jurgen Klopp would have the Mia san Mia mentality? Should we get him?

there are talks about /bundes/ being sold to foreign investors

>Unklar ist weiterhin auch, ob Werner überhaupt im Sommer Leipzig verlässt oder erst mit Ablauf seines Vertrages in einem Jahr.
>Während Leipzig 60 Mio. Euro fordert, liegt die Preisvorstellung der Bayern bei 25 Mio. Euro.
lmao
cucked bulls

youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

He's too clinical

>liegt die Preisvorstellung der Bayern bei 25 Mio. Euro.
If I were him, I'd take that as a personal insult

he'd happily come for nothing

I just want Liverpool to win something.

We need execute people who produce porn for the sake of mankind

jews aren't so bad if decent society keeps them in check

But we don't have a decent society, all we have is a liberal materialist society, eihter the capitalist or marxist way, both lead a nation to hell. Politicians only talk about jobs and economies, but the main problem is moral and spiritual. The jew is the one to blame, overthrowing corporations, tradition, religion and pushing for liberal capitalism, not enough they push marxism, invented by them, as the solution.

>Having my own personal freedom is not enough
>I need to decide what other people can and cannot do based on my own feelings

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support your local club fag

>Having my own personal freedom is not enough
I don't have any freedom
>I need to decide what other people can and cannot do based on my own feelings
I'm not using feeling my friend, but every retard uses feelings as excuse to do wrong things

tellem omi

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Yes, you have the freedom guaranteed by your constitution. But no, that’s not enough for you. You have to spend your time grumpling over what other people might be using their freedom on. Things you do not like. Therefore you want for everyone to lose their freedom.

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>freedom
>cant even build your own roads wherever you want
pick one denbot

jesus christ, I so would want that to happen. Its one of those odd times, where you dont expect the woman to be super hot naked, but you sitll have the strong urge to see her naked, because you know her from other shit and something about her way makes her hot.

I don't have any freedom, I literally can be hunted for saying truths that ''offend''as you can be aswell

People need instruction and leadership, without these two freedom is equal to self destruction. Since we live in a society, individuals destroying themselves can imply serious consequences not only to them but for everyone.

You can build roads on property you own. And if you offer to pay for a public road, most communes would welcome you with open arms.

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literally what german playboy has been doing for 15-20 years now

also >Gabriele Pauli

It’s not me

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sure

uh huh and know ask if i can build my own roads (which are hence my property) and build a toll booth on it.

coutinhos tweeter is 100% ads
holy fuck

so this is the power of thomas tuchel...

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His star striker is out vacationing with his sister pretending to be injured

Sister?

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>Zidane keeps thinking about the new project of Real Madrid and it is clear that he wants competition for Marcelo. To this end, he has asked the club to explore the possibility of bringing Achraf back (20 years) from Dortmund, despite the fact that the Moroccan contract extends to 2021.

Aki here. You can take the Kanack back. He didn't deliver when things got real.

he's headless and will never improve
but can dortmund get better?

>He didn't deliver when things got real.
same goes for his teammates

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1 3

will norwegian wunderkind dolberg smash the spurs tonight? for me its 2:1

>Dolberg for Neres
0 3

>dolberg
rip ajax

>shitberg
So Eriksen gets his first CL this season.

>doubting the wunderkind
lumoring

Does Ajax have the mia san mia mentality?

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(You)

>what is marking

>Schiedsrichter Felix Brych leitet die Partie

Ajax will wipe the floor with Liverpool

based kankers

DeLigt is one for Bayern. How much would Uli have to pay from the Festgeldkonto?

he didn't score

Is it just me or is Ajax extremely lucky defensively? Not saying they don't deserve being where they are, but still.

das glück der tüchtigen

17.5m

120 million minimum if he wins the trophy

spurs could have scored 2

>contract till '21

So he just needs to sit out his contract to proof he has the Mia san mia mentality.

Why is out league so shit? I don't see Bayern winning this shit any time soon, let alone Chokemund.

Mia San Mia trips confirm

>I don't see Bayern winning this shit any time soon
Bayern boomers won 3-3 against Ajax zoomers

ahem

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None of their mannschaft players are in form. Bayern's destiny is forever intertwined with them.

/bundes/ clubs never played too bad against English clubs in recent years, they were just too green behind the ears most of the time

really? didnt follow that.
Gabriele Pauli wasnt even naked, was it?

I liked the Sarah Kuttner one for the reason I mentioned.

So, any more good celebreties being in playboy in the last few years? give me some names.

>choking against Scottish clubs
ulmo et olmo

>Brych

All mental midgets. The only team that can save us are fucking rattenball. Only if they sell the hurensohn though.

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mashallah

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>choking against the feeder club

As soon as Werner fucks off they'll be good in knockout games.

>choking
have you still not realised that it was Ralle playing 8d chess?

>"the crowd is getting a little annoyed at Dolberg, not really chasing the ball properly"
Denmark btfo

I wish Denmark would chase my balls

COPE

>Harry Kane not wearing a NEVER GIVE UP sweatshirt
Are they even trying?

they are putting the pressure on

They really need to move kick-off to 20:00.

I'm going to blow myself up if this happen

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why?

don't worry. dortmund don't sign good players

That's Dr. Felix Brych for you

It’s hard to stay up this late on a weekday.

It's inevitable. Also Havertz will flop hard and Brandt will never fulfill his 'potential'.

that's a typical omi excuse

Just drink coffee goy, so you can function like a normal human being. You want to be normal, don't you goy?

I'm not even wathcing the game anymore lel

But if I drink coffee this late in the day then surely I will not be able to sleep.
I usually have my last cup sometime between 15:00 and 16:00.

CUP WINNER (soon™)

COYS
#WonderOfAmsterdam incoming

His name is Lucas
He scores in the second half

AJAX SHOOK TO THE CORE

C O Y S

>the european elite
kek

>Meltdown on
Yeeesh

S

>schöne
trust a dane feel the pain

Ajax literally have no attacking options in the bench

choke

WTF is up to Dolberg? He's awful

see

kanker joden COME THE FUCK ON

fuck

A fucking N

trollpost

holy shit, i am getting nervous here

lil zoom is sooooooooo nervous right now

>poojax

Oh no no no

C O Y S
C O Y S
C O Y S
C O Y S
C O Y S

Holy shit, Lucas is a Spurs hero now

GET FUCKED NAZIS

Finally this fucking meme is over. Fuck zoomers.

omg

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>still thinking this shit isn't rigged
I mean, come on, at this point

Wtf

Great, now we get another eplel match.

>90
>5 minutes extra
>3:3 as it's exactly 5:00

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this fucking season

seriously one of the worst games i have ever seen
everyone involved in this shit deserves to be gassed

yeah, that Ajax shot to the post 10 min ago was clearly rigged
retard

At least Liverpool is guaranteed to win now

Ajax made the same mistakes as Barcelona, many missed chances end up fucking you

yes goy, three- and four-goal comebacks are normal

fucking great, an eplel final. perhaps two soon. the entire planet will be covered in soja.

please let tottenham cuck liverpool I'd be fucking amazing

Brych should have blown the whistle in this very moment.

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Spurs can cuck Liverpool

so undeserved.

fuck this

deja vu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha fucking käsköppe BTFO

FUCKING KYS YOU SWAMP NIGGERS

All you had to do was to hold on for 5 more seconds.

Can't wait for the inevitable best league in the world la spam for eternity.

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>Spuds ushering in the EOTB
Salzburg confirmed fir CL next season

Now Frankfurt is our only hope to stop the bongs from winning the CL & EL this year

lmao

this is hell

>PL teams
>English
pick one

Such a blatant referee blunder on this stage is not a laughing matter.

liverpool win --> Yea Forums gets BTFO and Kult-Kloppo finally gets a trophy
spörsch win --> eternal Liverpool and Arsenal tears

it's actually heaven, fren

yeah it will never end

When the Dutch NT choked against Jogi and co you knew they were born losers and chokers.

+ Van Dijk

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the kloppo effect la, he can redeem them. see dortmund

it makes me horny when women say "pimmel" for some reason

what about "lümmel"

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gegen schpörs darf das nicht paschieren

>Als Ajax musst du so ein Spiel natürlich gewinnen

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forgot pic

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>mod using some reddit or 9gag meme
I mean we shouldn't be surprised, no actual user would want to become a mod or janny.

>these are the people who ban you for every shit
what a surprise

no

what about "kümmel"

kultbenis

>they just wanted it more

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How do we stop the British?

They always slip away like a weasel covered in oil.

>The Slippers vs. >Spurs
will there even be a winner or will they both manage to slip up?

>They always slip away like a weasel covered in oil.
is that you, Ray Hudson?

>be Arsenal
>lose EL final against Chelsea
>Liverpool slip against Spurs
imagine the memes

they will regret it after exposing the world to the wonders of british football

my ex gf once called it "Ölschlägel" because sometimes I lubed it up with coconut oil

GOGOSNUS :DDDDD

i would lube you up with coconut oil, if you know what i mean

just like in the war, they are propped up by their friends from africa, middle east, russia and america. we cant stop them.

I am so sure Liverpool will choke against Spurs. It's almost guaranteed.

nö

yeah

Just had a debate with my friend. We both agreed Liverpool and Man City would both go unbeaten in the Bundesliga. Tottenham would lose a few games but still win it, as would Arsenal and Chelsea.

We agreed Man Utd wouldn't because they're bad, but Wolves and Watford would finish in the CL spots

^cringe

>my friend
yeah right

Reminder that Kloppo lost his last 6 (six) finals.

ISSEN BRETT

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Ruskeepää
:DDDDDDDDDDD

>Middle East
U wot m8?

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>Liverpool and Man City would both go unbeaten
mainz would put them asleep

*to sleep

>fellating yourself over a league
Fuck outta bundes

no u

Jz 1 Saufen

prosti

yes

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good night

can't fall asleep because too hyped for HSV-Stuttgart Relegationsspiel.

>"Ich hatte Kenntnis davon, dass Xabi eine Anfrage von Leipzig als Co-Trainer von Nagelsmann hatte", sagte Rummenigge

uhm sweetie, 3rd place is Relegation spot, not 4th

>Italiens Verband sperrt Berater Raiola
Raiola to Bayern confirmed???

GEISTESKRANK!

I created two (2) threads on Yea Forums that hit bumb limit and another one with 150+ replies. It has been a good week frens.

>Yea Forums

giga cringe desu

era of the pill

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"""""hoffe""""" will struggle next season

>“Bayer 04 have always played attractive attacking football. This style of play suits me and I’m really looking forward to being a part of this team.“ - Kerem Demirbay
based Bosz

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>based Bosz
That bald fraud will get exposed next season, because his style of play works for 6 months tops.

Großartig geburtstag Opa Heynckes

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you mean Favre, right?

both actually

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This is a 10 in the mudshit world

nice man, good work

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+ ATTENTION PLEASE +
Heute #FUSSBALL2000 LIVE aus London! 16.10 Uhr! +++

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I forgot about this desu

How bad is Yea Forums going to be when there are two English finals?

Hope it happens because we will finally get rid of 50+1.

basé

>Doch nicht nur deswegen schmerzte Bosz das Aus von Ajax. "Es tut mir für die ganze Fußballwelt weh. Die Chance ist jetzt groß, dass nicht nur das Champions-League-Finale Liverpool gegen Tottenham heißt, sondern dass auch Chelsea und Arsenal das Finale in der Europa League erreichen", blickt Bosz mit Sorgenfalten auf zwei rein englische Finalspiele im Europapokal. Ajax als Endspielteilnehmer hätte ein Zeichen gesetzt, dass nicht allein der schnöde Mammon der erfolgsversprechende Faktor ist. "Das meiste Geld ist in der Premier League. Und wenn dann vier Mannschaften aus England in den europäischen Finals stehen, ist das auch nicht gut für den Fußball", erklärte der Fußballliebhaber nachdenklich.
i love this based baldhead

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I don't get it, he's way better than Leverkusen, why would he do this?

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

Good signing, but this means Aranguiz is leaving.
Still need a CDM since Bender is more of a RB now and a LB ( Douglas in probably coming )

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Demirbay can play as a regista I think. Would be perfect to have him replace baumgartingler.

>regista

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scared?

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>Der BVB präsentiert sein neues Heim-Trikot - Bundesliga
>Im Nacken ist der Schriftzug "110 Jahre - Gestern - Heute - Morgen - Für immer - Borussia Dortmund" eingenäht. Dieser wurde passend zum 110. Geburtstag des BVB ausgewählt, den der Verein im Dezember feiert.

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I still think that >we need sign another central midfielders if Aranguiz leave, having Demirbay as the only midfielder wich creative options is going to scrwe things if he's injured. Yurchenko had potential but he literally played twice in a year. ( That screamer in the CL against Monaco was /elite/ )

>he still believes Brandt will stay

>He thinks Brandt will go warm the bench for Reus

>implying Royce gets to play 2 consecutive matches in the next season
Not him, but that joke's on (You)

If they actually get that squad (aka they don't lose Havertz and Brandt) they have to finish 3rd, but they're retarded chokers. It's unbelievable that they spent a considerable part of the season in the mid-regions of the table. They better not choke again.

the bumping is strange on this board. sometimes you can bump your own thread, sometimes not.

>Der 1.FC Köln ist auf der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für den Ende April entlassenen Trainer Markus Anfang offenbar fündig geworden. Nach Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung wird Achim Beierlorzer (Foto) die Kölner zur neuen Spielzeit übernehmen. Der 51-Jährige trainiert aktuell den Ligakonkurrenten SSV Jahn Regensburg.

Welcome your champions of the next 5 years :^)

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what a terrible line up
>guerreiro als 6er

>guerreiro 6er
ZM du Hurensohn, >implying he didn't have his best games as box-to-box CM

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This squad would fight for Euro league at max

>Akanji

>Den Trainerposten beim FC Schalke 04 wird aller Voraussicht nach Ex-Huddersfield-Coach David Wagner (Foto) zur neuen Saison übernehmen. Für die Position des Sportdirektors ist bei den Königsblauen indes noch keine Lösung in Sicht. Die Gespräche mit Paderborn-Manager Markus Krösche wurden dem Vernehmen nach ergebnislos abgebrochen. Stattdessen sind angeblich zwei andere Namen in der Verlosung: Horst Heldt (Foto) sowie Olaf Rebbe.
>schalke

I read that as Beierfotzer

>Yes, I support Leverkusen, how did know?

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could tell by the flag

>Heldt back to >schalke
och nö nö nö nö

hi

please post in my thread :)

thanks!!

I telling guys, either we get rid of canadians or they will ruin Yea Forums

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just parked next to this madman at EDEKA

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jenes uezs

I'm not saying that you should stab his tire, but you could.

I wish i had the balls to do that...

haha... balls... :D

Stop making pictures of my car user, that's creepy

i can suck your balls if you want

I bet this is in the norf.

near köln i think

schalke will unironically be an eternal midtable team from now on.

Only /bundes/-boomers will get this.

I smiled immediately

MACH NEUE THORSTEN

At least he didn't include your license plate, unlike the user that passed me on the Autobahn near Nienburg/Weser.

cute
send photo

kek

thanks fren

food now

new

What the fuck is wrong with austrians?

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theyre bitter cunts but we already knew that