MARINERS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Angel Hernandez is here tonight
ruh-roh

cashman sucks

Fuck off Felix you fucking bum

LUUUUUUUUUUKE

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Bandwagoners on suicide watch

nobody is there to light a fire under his ass. the brothers are going to keep him forever until he quits

felix sucks and i hate him

Whats going to happen with Greg Bird?

he will be going to scranton once he's healthy. maybe traded at the deadline

Trade to the mets for degrom and alonso

if andujar was playing 3rd today he would have thrown the ball into center field there

>giving up a homerun to gardner
OH NO NO NO

nice """"king"""" you got there

How many homeruns is this nigga gonna give up lmao

>357 yard home run

nice park you fucking spastics

>remember when Felix was a good pitcher?

there's that tired response again! there it is !

felix is so done lol

This is getting embarrassing

No shit.

Fuck this band box and fuck this juiced ball

Fuming

>queen felix

seriously why do teams even bother taking the field against us?

not our fault your king with no ring sucks dick at pitching

>every other pitcher in the league somehow manages not to give up 6 runs 2 innings
>it's the short porch's fault xD

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Mariners are playing in the same park too dumbass

Back to the bullpen with you, do they take a chance with Kikelel?

imagine wasting your prime pitching years with the mariners? and imagine living in this shithole youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

>load team with lefty batters and pitchers
>350 yard RF wall

nice """"tactics""""

ANDUWHO?

>he's still complaining about dimensions the away team could use also

Lmao the only lefties in their lineup are their 2 worst hitters and felix managed to give up a homerun to one

>can hit a home run
>instead settles for pop flies, ground outs, and strike outs
nice "tactics"

i remember back in 2011 i wanted Felix Hernandez. we got pineda

oh seeth

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I was so hyped on pineda, but he is definitely a "thrower" and not a "pitcher" as his velo went down and had that shoulder injury

>down 6
well this isn't good at all

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ITS A GARDY PARTY

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>hello? Yes this is Andujar.
>what was that? I've lost my job?

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get it sorted out felix

so Felix won’t be a life time mariner then

I unironically would not be mad if they traded andujar at this point but with germans emergence I cant think of a position of need for this team with everyone healthy

Only bad when the Yankees have a hitter friendly park. Ignore when anyone else does it.

Urshela putting on a "Trade andujar" show

oh he will be. he will be retiring with the team shortly

andujar would never

fuck the mariners

im done

i would only do andujar for bauer

SANTANA

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complain about the little league park now nigga

DAMN, DOMINGO!!

whenever I hear "tommy john" I get phantom pains in my elbow

also I would love to have Bauer holy shit

It's still shit.

That 378 ft hr would not have happened in ANY other park, so don't even talk about other hitters parks

we finally have something going

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you're exactly me, I also do this autistic thing of trying to see angles of a pitchers arm to see if they have the scar. only thing about this sport I hate is the randomness of elbow ligament tears. scary shit

I'll take a walk

fenway park says hello

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Why do you guys let that old fat monkey wear such a ridiculous big uniform?

He looks like those people who wear pajamas to Wal Mart

Imagine being all anal about facial hair and allowing that

ichiro didnt do shit for the yanks idk why yanks fan are so obsessed with him

he was just being nice

how many playoff appearances ichiro had with the mariners?
they allow 5 o clock shadows since forever. hell, since the 70's I've seen it on certain players from the games they replay on YES. stop nit picking about a team you know nothing about

How pleasant do you think it is usually when one is close to death?

Based Ichiro totally dissed y'all and you are too stupid to notice

youtu.be/Y8Q9JRXbsnQ
wrong

>literally 1 title for the yanks since 2000

JUST
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lol this is next level mental gymnastics

EIGHTEEN YEARS

>literally 0 titles for the mariners since ever

i know but for yankee standards thats awful

I hope you are a fan of another team that aren't the mariners.. you can't be this mentally cucked, surely

GORDON

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complain about the babby park now you idiots. every time people do that I always say the other team has the same advantage. what is wrong with you people?

ms fan here and i agree. Both teams are playing in this little league park theres no point in talking about it

Oh look another Chinese home run

I ain't saying it ain't fair, I'm just saying it's the dumbest park feature around since they removed Tal's Hill

keep doing damage edwin

that short porch distance has been a thing since they redone the old yankee stadium in the 70's. and what about pesky pole in boston? nothing? I get people hate the yankees but come up with a better/new argument

>Servais letting a lefty go up against CC in a big moment

i knew Bruce would get jammed. Servais is a retard. Pinch hit a righty you fool

hate ryan faggot ruocco. love 6:30 pm start times

As much as I hate it when Felix fucks the dog early innings, watching him just work past it and pitch so good is always cool af

>Fucks the dog

Is that what they do over there in shitattle?

n-no

move the bases gordon

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god holder sucks dick

that could help

Come on, Mitch.

the dude still thinks he's decent after last season. idk what it is with holder and why he likes him so much

grand slam pls

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GOT HIM

how tf are minor leaguers better than the yankees starters on defense gleyber aint making that play

Remember that inning against Boston laat year? I've been calling for his head for a while now.

fuck

>based loaded back to back innings and cant score

STATE
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right field is to blame

Inb4 all the stars come back and we start jobbing to 100 loss teams again

sounds like fun

>gianKarlo

3 innings to get 4 tuns. thats doable

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I love that pic, it's like they are watching the same game I am

its the reason I keep it saved

I can't wait until Portland gets a team so we can stop whoring ourselves to Seattle.

you're gonna have to wait for the a's or rays to move

okay lets stay in the game haniger

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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welp that sucked

gg yankees

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C - Sanchez
1B - Voit
2B - LeMahieu
3B - Urshela
SS - Gregorius
LF - Gardner
CF - Hicks
RF - Judge
DH - Stanton