/heem/ functional legs edition

I told if no one is making a new thread i would do it, it’s your fault faggot.

Does Zabit have a legit chance at becoming champion? The only guys I see him beating right now are Ortega and maybe Volkanovski.

Zabit vs Brandon Davis. Zabit's striking is flashy and technical without being too bloody and brutal and the finish was a very rare submission rather than a brutal KO or TKO.

I agree big dawg. Who is your favorite mutt? Expand_dong, BioStewie, Zulaw, Bald Headed Negro, Harry, bjp33n, Triplesteakz, or memer_lemur?

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>Expand_dong
based cyber hick wrestlerbro with my grandpa's views on politics
>BioStewie
cringe pathological liar and loner. poor character weakling
>Zulaw
cringe SJW pussy
>Bald Headed Negro
cringe pseud American version of Puke
>Harry
holy shit he's still alive? Based. I remember Luke kicking him like the soft pussy he is kek
>bjp33n
cringe but also based. maybe mentally ill >Triplesteakz
cringe blogger
>memer_lemur
based retard

will Usman v Covington be an exciting fight?

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Did Rose's dog die?

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Askren walking out in 5 minutes.

Anyone elses stream laggy?

Link?

The dog is in a better place now, away from that bald headed wigger.

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twitch dot tv slash gino_ssb

Working perfectly for me

Working but sound is fucked.

do you know if this is a ppv?

ty mate

>its frozen
wudderwe doin here?

>Poirier = Pour-yay
>Cannonier = Cannon-ear
Um.....

Yeah it's PPV/Flowrestling exclusive.

Working perfectly

Oh shit

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still an hour till they wrassle

Oh wow this is tonight? Based. Askren posting will end sooner than I thought.

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Yeah it's on in an hour

twitch dot tv slash addictzw is a better stream with good sound too

Have you ever met a UFC (or any MMA org) fighter?

What was it like?

Met Darren Till in Liverpool

Sucked his cock and gave him my iPhone and he let me go home. Only hit me once.

Are there really shucking and jiving niggers on my screen right now? Are you actually serious?

brehs

Niggers

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alright I'm turning this shit off tell me when Assman shows up

grew up in boston, met joe louzon a bunch, mad quiet n friendly, met joe proctor n his little brother dan also had a few fights. Did coke w dan one time at a party

Is sexualizing nig teen a sport ?

who the fuck pays to watch wrestling,it really mindfucks me how is this even viable

I guess its a 1st world country thing

You wouldn't know about that, Greece.

based

Imagine unironicall paying to watch nigglets bang on drums and niggreses shaking their disgusting ass fat around

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

/ourguy/

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When they say world champion do they mean usa champion?

what do you mean by this?

Nope, there's NCAA (American) Olympians, and World.

Lmaoing at all these sad little midgets. I'd sprawl and brawl every last one of them.

Burroughs is an olympic gold medalist and actual world championship winner

I have 18-1 on Ben Askren winning.

These bookmakers seriously don't know what they're doing here lol.

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Beat the streets? More like beat the meats
Boom roasted

>chink singing American anthem

The absolute state of the USA

I know, right? Ben Askren isn't getting full on a three piece with a soda
Boom roasted

This isnt an MMA fight

I hope she sings the walkout songs for everybody

For sure don't get dumped on your head by a geriatric striker

it just wouldn't be flowrestling without extended periods of crowd ambiance while they're supposed to be broadcasting sports

holy shit the spamming really did out most of you as a bunch of redditors

>WMMA

has askren ever wrestled freestyle internationally?

yeah just for one year basically

>the laziest single leg in the world
>the city of wamin

He was an Olympian on the same team as Cejudo and DC

Bookies love him

That isn't freestyle though.

What the hell is going on I don't get this "sport"

Dudes clearly juiced up

>womens wrestling

it gets better

How much longer for the goat

I am 21, have about 2 months of boxing experience from my Uni's boxing club, if I wanted to go pro in Boxing/MMA what path would I take? I was thinking of joining a boxing gym or pairing kickboxing and MMA and training in all my free time to get good. I would be fighting at heavyweight or light heavyweight. I graduate Uni in two weeks, last week of classes now. I was considering joining a Boxing/MMA gym to learn wrestling and kickboxing. Would I have better chances of going pro in Boxing/MMA, and what steps should I take?

>asics shoes
>adidas socks

who let this Polack in?

It is though.

at this rate about 1.5 bongs im guessing
flowrestling.org/events/6381921-2019-beat-the-streets/entries

21 and 2 months experience and you want to go pro?

You will NEVER be able to have success at a professional level in any combat sport, unless you've been training since a very young age.

double leg off the stage kek

RAPE
A
P
E

STUCK

HEEM PINNY

I think you'd be surprised :)

Totally untrue. Especially at heavyweight

thanks, rassling isn't fun to watch if you don't care who wins

Islam Makhachev vs Armen Tsaryukyan from the UFC St. Petersburg card a few weeks ago.

A technical wrestling/grappling match basically. Not much striking or brutal violence but extremely high level mma.

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Don't crush his dreams bro. AJ didn't start boxing unti he was 18. Ngannou didn't start training up until a few years ago.

>MMA
>Real sport

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Andrade high-crotches her way to a 50-45 decision. Rose subsequently retires from MMA and becomes a farmer. Cap this post.

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I don't get why people don't think Rose can't do the same thing JJ did. Albeit she doesn't have the TDD of JJ, but she has far superior BJJ and subs.

stream?

based

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HOW MANY BONGS FOR ASKREAM
>HOW MANY BOBGS FOR ASSCREAM

Based and Canelopilled

Yep here you are bud
*pisses at you*

fuck u goof

>this fag thinks he can beat gsp

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You wanna watch the fights? Then cough up some cash like the rest of us, dummy.

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Couple of beefcake dykes about to go at it lads I finna cumola

what the fuck even is wrestling? so literally all you have to do is not let them pin you? that sounds insanely easy

can't wait for the tranny to enter the womens division and bootyblast everyone

flowrestling.fuckugoof.com

who else here getting /funky/?

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plus.espn.com

scroll up

So Askren has absolutely no chance right? Why was this even setup

He said he'll rassle at 8PM ET which is 20 bings

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What show is this?

isn't it for charity?

>get heemed in the face 6 times
>wins 2 minutes later
Is he, dare I say it, the new goat?

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Nobody cares nigger get off the stage

BASED
twitter.com/tonyfergusonxt/status/1125535419695636485

Thanks, Andre 3000

Yes, it's for charity and Askren wants to bring awareness for rassling. This is the most anyone has talked about rassling in a long time. The only other time it comes up is Cejudo talking about his GOLD FUCKING MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKEN NECK

so all that psycho twitter rant, put your baby momma in the hospital was just a work?
I'm such a fucking mark :(

When does de santo wrestle

the GOATest of GOATs

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Gotta be Conor or Cowboy. Can't imagine he'd be willing to fight Gaethje, too high risk low reward.

that's pretty based of Askren desu

He never put his wife in the hospital

MY STREAM GOT HEEMED

mine too, not cool Flo

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Both streams are down. Anywhere else to watch it?

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subscribe to flowrestling goofs
Kyle Snyder is next

yeah lol fuck that, i just watch highlights later im not a moron like you

>pay 12usd to watch sweaty people fuck eachother
naa

We need a stream i'll suck dick for it

>supporting flo's monopoly and shitty streams

my streams back, deadly

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r/mmastreamz

which one?

how long till Askren?

HOLY SUPLEX

twitch dot tv slash d1g1tal_panda

that toss was straight disrespectful

F

nvm i think it got heemed while i was typing

Stream heemed again

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I never used twitched but why are these streams getting killed so quickly?

facebook dot com slash andrewcook300/videos/10216802228920038/

They're posting stream links on reddit and makes it easy to find

Stop sharing the streams you idiot that's why they keep getting shut down

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How come UFC isn't this effective

more streams for UFC fights. They're only a handful of BTS streams

>snyder bomb dude you missed a snyder bommmmbbb

someone call a swat team on this fag

Why would i want one just for myself? need frens to watc with you fuck faggot. not my stream ill share what i want

Holy fuck this facebook streamer is a retard

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ty

facebook dot com slash andrewcook300 slash videos slash 10216802228920038 slash

warning this is complete shit but probably wont be shut down

How about I pop your skull like a fucking popsicle?

The fight with Khabib has to happen, no other fight matters

oh good one! can tell you were probably molested your whole life by your uncle fag

I know you are but what am I?

Youre a fucking faggot with 0 friends

Jones destroys the entire 205 division full of 185ers

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that guy in black would absolute ragdoll DC holy shit mma fighters are a completely joke

Please stop posting links ITT, it only gets it killed and if you can't find them on your own you deserve to miss it

FACEBOOK STREAM DOWN
BTS interlopers are in this thread right now

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New stream

youtube.com/watch?v=IJq_z5esVUI

twitter dot com slash AaronCuttingham/status/1125548408976986112

Imagine being so poor you can't afford to shell out 12 bucks. YIKES.

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god this artist is so shit

>TFerg put a Joker laugh into his fight announcement video
lmao. I can't say I'm surprised. I'm 100% sure Tony has a Suicide Squad Joker poster hanging somewhere in his house.

how is this shitty wrestling show doing a better job of heeming streams than WME? Should we be worried?

12 dollars? Why should I have to spend 9 dollars to view such a grappling event? 6 dollars is too much!

>women wrestling
now this is based

New Stream

pscp.tv/w/1OyJApRDWYzGb

>implying i'd waste my hard earned NEET bux on the jewish media

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stream here
youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU

when does askren wrestle

acestream://aa2d54923c1ecf8e1876b253910f522a6f3bd905

Do NOT share on Reddit.

do we know how long till Ben?

Just realised this shit is on FightPass.

Rolled with Todd Brown once. He whooped my ass.

this is just a shitty tv show wtf

2 more fights

53 kg - Becka Leathers (Tar Heel Wrestling Club) vs. Diana Weicker (Canada) [current]

61 kg - Nick Suriano (Rutgers) vs. Joe Colon (Valley RTC)

86 kg - David Taylor (Nittany Lion Wrestling Club) vs. Drew Foster (Panther Wrestling Club)

92 kg - J'den Cox (TMWC) vs. Patrick Brucki (Princeton)

65 kg - Bajrang Punia (India) vs. Yianni Diakomihalis (Cornell)

79 kg - Jordan Burroughs (Nebraska Wrestling Training Center) vs Ben Askren (UFC/AWA)

Stream
youtu.be/YVSQtVUHCUc

>stream heemed again
these fags are definitely checking heem and reddit

if you're here, piss off no one's buying your shit anyway

who do i believe?

>mfw im getting $3.50 per stream I get taken down

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HENRY THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST THE MEXICAN CEJUDO

mehiko

>being a tattle tale

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Askren walking out now

cruz vs faber

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This is why no one invites you to Thanksgiving dinner user.

Calling it, Askren by guillotine in the 3rd

>Flowrestling taking down all the streams
Almost bought a membership for flo but they force you to pay 1 year at a time instead of monthly...

STREAM PLEASE

streams back

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Rewatching Lee/Iaquinta 2. Lee onjectively won that fight. Dumb fuck judges creamed themselves over that cringe reddit scream at the end.

youtu.be/MIoKpy0vT6s?t=960

Will the SUCC ever be called off?

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pleas share it bro pleasee

>stalliano

Calling it now, Ben Spladles Burroughs in 2nd period

No not yet, wait till Ben and Jordan are on then share it so we actually have time to watch it before these lames report it.

totanon's 2nd channel has the stream

If you don't know what that is, then don't even ask.

kek found it in 10 seconds, thanks

What is that?

if the stream goes down I blame you

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What is that?

What is that?

He's recording it from his TV like it's the early 2000s lmao ok.

You O'Brien fuck

that didnt take long, faggot

its down fuckk

ITS BACK

Totanon's just restreams the best available free links but is a master of finding them. This way we can stay on 1 website and know we'll always have a stream.

Some tell him to shut that shit off until Ben and Jordan make the walk

I sure hope so, tired of hunting

Yeah I use his main channel for all the events and it's almost always in HD

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT

That fucking throw by J'den Cox

Link

Based

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totanon

Yeah I'm definitely bookmarking it for later

>35 mil to fight yet another can
boxing is so epic dude xd

anyone got a streamz

>i KNOW wrestling

youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1Ml-r_8dk

>If there's a highlight of you getting slicc'd then you are a can
I guess Mayweather exposed Canelo as a can.

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Cytube eh? Clever. The boss is going to LOVE this one. Thanks /heem/.

better defender Pernell Whitaker or Money Money?

STREAM HEEM'D AGAIN

COMING UP NEXT
65 kg - Bajrang Punia (India) vs. Yianni Diakomihalis (Cornell)

79 kg - Jordan Burroughs (Nebraska Wrestling Training Center) vs Ben Askren (UFC/AWA)

Monday Night RAW is in right now and you losers are worried about some hugging competition? Lol. Just lol.

POST THE FUCKING LINK

Holy fuck there's a Seinfeld channel on this website. Lukas have you seen this shit?

>protecting literal charity matches this hard

jesus flo, fuck off.

Who cares dude, wwe hasn't been interesting since the early 2000s

Head movement is nothing impressive desu. You just move the head

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12 dollars to help some cancer kids? Fuck em

it's $150 for the year

BEN FELL OFF THE STAGE LMAO

Carlos Newton vs Renzo Gracie

if you get cancer thats your fault, get your vibrations right

ASKREN THROWN INTO THE CROWD

Why and how is a shitty charity manhug match protected more than multi millions dollar events ?

reddit humiliated

It's not a show. Dana doesn't fuck around, that guy was one of the USADA laboratory techs who wouldn't get rid of the Jones Turanibol positive samples.

Wow, this isn't even a little bit fair. Bum Asscrack is getting destroyed lmao

did you expect any less?

somebody post a fucking link. dana doesn't care. fuck

what the fuck is this sport

wtf askren just got destroyed... is mma wrestling a meme?

Freestyle is so boring zzz

rip ben shut out 11-0

Askren would have destroyed JB in a folkstyle match

yes
It's good when there are more competitive serious matches like Bajrang vs. Diakomiholis

shiit he got straight tech falled that's impressive

Kek Askren is a top tier wrestler but he hasn't done straight wrestling in ages, he's been doing MMA wrestling which is completely different.

Honestly JB would have rekt him in an MMA fight even with literally 0 training striking

Jordan is the best wrestler in the world right now and Askren hasn't wrestled in years. Jordan trained with Askren last year and Ben admitted he got smoked then too.

>another tech
>people paid to watch this shit

yianni had literally the only match worth watching

bros...

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So I just got done watching Ben Askren get absolutely destroyed by that black guy. Like, it was so embarrassing for me to watch being a diehard MMA fan. He's really let me down and now the wrestling community will think our sport is inferior. I personally think the whole thing was a fix from the start. They purposely threw Ben off the stage in an attempt to injure him before the match had even begun - then they start awarding points for the most random stuff. I'm embarrassed and ashamed.

hahaha

>the state of your existence

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I honestly haven't seen much of either, but I really enjoyed the work from the bottom when I watched folkstyle

>watching wrestling

Can an ameriburger tell me why Ben did bad (I think?) compared to the other guy? We don't have Wrestling in Australia so I have no idea what's good skill and what's not.

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When are we going to get televised turkish oil wrestling?

Joke ain't on me I only bet £5 and got the stream for free so FUCK YOU

see

thawlts?
streamable.com/4jz09

the other guy is stronger and more athletic. Everyone wants to search for some secret trick or skill that gives a fighter the win, but in reality, most of the time, it comes down to athleticism and strength

The other guy is better. Ben has been training MMA for years and the other guy is a wrestler

it was a set up. Shame on Askren for taking part in it.

he faced a younger, more skilled, better trained, faster, stronger and much blacker wrestler

>much blacker
this was the real difference maker, let's not kid ourselves.

Why would they do freestyle instead of American folkstyle? I mean, they’re both American, it would make sense.

honestly JB is the perfect example of this. that blast double is so simple, yet effective

>Conor said he wants to fight in July
>UFC booked MSG in July
>Conor met with Dana last week in FL
>Tony met with Dana last night in Vegas
>Tony posts a video saying he's back
Brehs

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Then askren wouldve never won shit, burroughs is a 4 time world champion and a gold medalist, askren is lucky to hold his jockstrap, nothing to do with athleticism

For the retards who are wondering why Askren lost:

"Putting someone over in Wrestling"
>refers to a performer whom the fans care about (either positively or negatively) or the act of making someone look good, often by losing to them. Wrestlers can be over as either faces or heels. The term suggests that the fans are buying into what the wrestler is selling, meaning his character.

It's exactly the same as Brock getting beat at Wrestlemania. The old vet passing the torch to the new hungry lion. This isn't anything new.

How is this head shape called.

There isn't much of a folkstyle scene after NCAA. Everyone has to convert to freestyle/greco at some point if they want to compete internationally.

Also there were international matches today.

>not watching AEW
Ya seethe

>streamable.com/4jz09
Joe is such a fucking momma's boy, passive aggressive and petty as a broad

Conor vs Tony would look like Max-Dustin, but Tony wouldn't survive

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Watching MMA get embarrassed yet again with the bois

fer shurrrrrrr conor has MUNSTER cardio and grappling my guy

brainlet wojak

Can he still beat Khabib?

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¿does tony really has a chance?

except tony is a welterweight, and conor is the featherweight

BASED

in mma yes

JB would've killed Askren in folkstyle, as well. JB is an NCAA champion, 4x I believe,, HS state champion, etc.

To answer your question, however, it's that freestyle is the only style that matters and it's actually entertaining to watch. Folkstyle is a lot of stalling on top. Or, it can be.

Askren? Won the story of the fight? I say yes.

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>watching lellator
>oh wow portuguese fighters
>thet get deleted

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Wrong. He won two NCAA titles

>watching youtube vids on the Portuguese empire
>oh wow they got some nice territory
>they get deleted

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>3 losses in a row for Conor
Even Dustin looks scary for a rematch.

OH BABY THE KING IS BACK! HAVE A SEAT!

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There is going to be a three month period where Tony has a longer win streak than Khabib

it absolutely has a lot to do with athleticism. Askren has elite conditioning and strength. Boroughs is younger, stronger, and black. You could put askren's brain into a average person's body, and so he would have all the skill, but he'd get destroyed without his genetics

and not a titleshot yet

He literally got a free belt for beating Toilet Lee and then got the chance for another one vs Max but turned it down.

How did Kevin Pee get a title shot before Jacare

Isn't Khabib on 1 more than Tony atm because Tony got injured?

they took his interim so they could book Conor/Khabib at 229 and then he was recovered and fought as co-main for 229

the max fight doesn't matter because he would have still pulled out due his mental issues

he said Tony wasn't a real journalist on FOX

they are tied at 11

WINNING
THE
WAR

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Ok but Conor/Khabib was made 3 months after Tony tore his knee in fucking half. There's no way they could have known he'd heal up so quickly. Stop acting like he's getting snubbed or whatever. Sure, he deserves a title shot, nobody disagrees with that. But it's nobody else's fault that it hasn't happened yet. It's simply a case of poor luck.

T H R E E
P I E C E
A N D
A
S O D A

>hating on brendan schaub
you could spend you whole life working as hard as you could and you wouldn't even have half the tattoo artists doof your wife

Masvidal should say something like "he ordered the three piece and a soda but I gave him the five piece with extra dipping sauce" after he heems Askren.

think you quoted the wrong guy bro
huh, for some reason i thought khabib had 1 more after the whole injury thing. But I guess it balanced out because Khabib got injured before

Khabib is such a fag

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What song was Rose playing on the piano in embedded? Pls brehs it was so beautiful

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youtube.com/watch?v=9Fle2CP8gR0

thank you friend

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Rose is gettin heemed and Frank Yang sucks too you dumb cunt canuck

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>calls mussie the fag
>posts pic of a tomato caressing a washed up hype job

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Guys when is the next K1, Glory or Rizin event? Really itching for some kickboxing matches.

Okay but

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BREAKING:
UFC 240 July 27th Madison Square Garden
Main Event: Ferguson v. McGregor
Co-Main Event: Usman V. Covington

is it there more pictures of the post fight thing?

Khabib is still shilling hard for the GSP fight to cement his cazzie GOAT status because beating some usada flushed boomer is a great achievement

nah lol

>Being this homosexual
YIKES

Yeah I bet there is, but fuck Mexico. Nah mean nigga

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fuck them all

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This was Dee after Floyd heemer Conor

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>USADA Flush
Watch UFC 217. He is far from flushed.

Post a memorable title defense

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B A S E D

Post a memorable title defense

Yes lol I'm an MMA journalist and I've decided to break the announcement of this event on this Nicaraguan Pixel compilation board, 4channel.

But I'd put money on this date and at least 1 of 2 of those fights taking place

Tenshin's headlining Rizin on the 2nd, couple more kickboxing matches on the undercard

He gassed in 90 seconds, got lit up standing and gifted a tap from another boomer

>a tap

Imagine saving this webm. Imagine making this post. Reevaluate your life choices, kid.

>Watch UFC 217

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Why do people care so much about muh title defenses? It seems so arbitrary. So if you beat someone, but you don't have the belt while you beat them, that win is worth less than if you did have the belt? Is Pissbong a more legit champion than Bobby because he has more defenses?

Kek this guy is so mad

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU

It's a beast man for sure

Why would I be mad that you're a loser? You're the one that should be mad at yourself for saving a webm of a black man dry humping a white woman like the good submissive little cuck you are. You could have chose to post about anything, but you decided that posting about cuckoldry was the best option. Just think it through my guy.

HEEM TRIVIA

Schaub is a
A). Deity
B). b
C). Sneaker expert
D). Peach of a comedian

>Overanalyzing a post this much.
Must have struck a nerve insulting your hero.

Ok. Now THIS is based.

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Cuckposters are pro-whites whose aim is to radicalize white men.

Danis is god but why the fuck doesn't he ever actually fight anybody

>y-you're just o-overanalyzing haha I'm totally not a cuck
Classic denial. I'm not even memeing bro, I'm dead serious. Think about the decisions that led you to post that webm. Even better, how you came to apply your own weird fantasy about some MMA fighter's wife getting fucked by a black man or whatever you're getting at. This shit is not healthy. I'm just trying to help out my heembros as best I can, ok bud?

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this is definitely the spammer

Dear Lukas, I e-mailed you but you still ain't calling

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my mistake
not This guy is definitely the spammer

The spammer gets extremely butthurt about any mention of cuckoldry. I wonder who his favorite female fighter is?

Kayla Harrison

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you know at the end of the day its a beast of a peach my man

Didn't read any of that. Stay mad kek

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I agree, but then again I disagree.

t. has black stepdad and very very bitter

>brits
>talking about wrestling
why do you sods constantly do this? please stop pretending like you understand the sport. no one cares about "muh origin of catch wrestling," y'all suck at the sport and obviously do not follow greco or folk or freestyle

and yes, folk wrestlers go to freestyle past university

embedded was pretty comfy

Cool, at tristar?

>when the Cee tee kicks into overdrive but you still gotta give it 100 percent b cause youre a beast of a peach of a cawlmedian actor entertainer fashion mogul

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I hope Kaufman comes into the tournament looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and whoops everybody

So now that Ben has been exposed as a can, how will George beat him?

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Oof

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Danis in a wrestling match (note: not BJJ) against Burroughs would get pinned in 20 seconds....

Jon Jones is a fucking n____r

Jordan is not the best wrestler in the world right now. Sadulaev is. Jordan is probably the best in his weight class, but even that's not set in stone.

but yes, he's extremely elite and much better than Ben at this point in time.

>Kikepedia

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GSP vs. Askren would be an amazing fight. GSP has literally no chin but Askren has literally no striking (damage wise.) It would be Askren's technical wrestling vs. GSP's all-roundedness.

Probably the only GSP fight I would actually want to see at this point. A stiff wind could knock him out and he would lose to anyone in the top 10 at WW and top 5 at MW.

based
cringe
based
cringe

Natural wrestler

Unfortunately you can't post things like that on /heem/.

Can someone tell the brit posters that im sorry for bullying them and that i miss them

Tony would make Canelo cry like a bitch in the octagon

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Tony will break Canor like an egg for an omelette. Tony is tough as nails mentally while Canor is softer than tissue paper now that he has all the money he'll ever need.

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Ok so tell me how he beats Conor. Does he try to put a pace on him and make him crumble? That only worked for Nate because he has an iron chin, which Tony lacks. If Pettis wobbled and dropped him, Conor will absolutely ruin him. So then what? Will he try to wrestle with him? Tony is an accomplished college wrestler, sure, but I'd be inclined to argue that Eddie has superior MMA wrestling, who Conor easily defended takedowns against. So then what's left? Does he keep it on the feet and try to straight up out strike Conor? If it comes down to a battle of chins, I'll take Conor every single time. Tony has solid striking, but I wouldn't call it exactly elite. He's long and rangey, he has a good stiff jab, and great elbows. And that's pretty much it. One other thing to mention is that he typically gets dropped by counter-strikes, because he tends to leave his punches out too long, which obviously isn't good against a pull counter specialist like Conor. The only way I see him winning is with a meme iminari rollor something dumb like that. But this isn't exactly something he does often, so if that were to happen, it'd be a last ditch effort probably. I already know I'm going to get downvoted for this post, but whatever.

>easily defended takedowns against
Those were some shitty takedowns

Oh yeah I forgot one other thing. Conor isn't going to go around chasing the kill lie a dumbass when he drops Tony (which would just open him up to meme submissions). Conor will hang back at snipe him until he's done for sure. If he was hesitant to go in for the finish against Nate on the ground, I imagine it will be the same for Tony. Just my two cents I guess.

It's more so that Conor made them look shitty. He did a good job of getting the hooks in and clinching up. Ngannou does the same thing where he kind of just shrugs the takedown off with underhooks instead of sprawling and opening up to the single leg. It's not like Eddie just forgot how to shoot takedowns all of a sudden.

Looks like you're trying to convince yourself Conor will win with a giant wall of text

Ok

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In many ways, Eddie is responsible for the death of the UFC and MMA in general.

If he hadn't gotten flushed by Conor none of this ESPN+ bullshit would have ever happened.

Cowboy beats Conor easy

If RDA didn't get too big for the weight class he would have never gotten heemed by Eddie and he would have beat Canor

You think Nate has a better chin than Tony despite the fact Nate has been finished before but Tony hasn't lol

I cant wait to see Tony bringing us the first death in the octagon

Tony's been surviving for years now, getting stronger after each hit that didn't killed him, waiting and now he is the one that charges the scythe, once a the cage gets closed blood will run like rivers of Babylon

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>rose KOs andrade in rd1

cap this boys

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oh he's a wrestler now?

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lmao is inbred muslim extraordinaire canbeeb the worst fighter of all time?

Let's see Tony eat that same headkick. Nate would never get dropped by a punch from Pettis or Lee. Anyway, Tony's chin isn't great but his recovery is. But we'll see how long that lasts. He already gets dropped a fair bit.

max holloway TKOs khabib in round 2 don't (you) me

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Nate got dropped 3 times against Conor the second fight and still managed to gas Conor by the third round. Tony is better than Nate in practically all facets of the game and he's about the same size as Nate. It's a tough fight for Conor. Conor usually only excels against people he has a clear size advantage on. He was clearly bigger than Eddie. Anyone a similar size to him either beats him or gives him a really tough fight (Nate and Khabib). Plus Conor's ko power is overrated. He beat up a bunch of midgets most of his career.

Heeminder that Khabib is a cutbabby

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He's not bigger than Eddie. He's slightly taller and notably rangier. It's a tough fight for both guys either way. I favor Conor but we will see.

imagine thinking that

ring ring

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>Jordan is not the best wrestler in the world right now. Sadulaev is.
>Avar, probably from Dagestan

Check out.

>
>actually saving and posting that
>expecting many replies

What a fucking faggot

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R I C E D

???

I just realized Askren lost 11-0. So basically he lost as hard as possible, +1 for a tech foul, lmao.

It was expected. He's wrestling a much better freestyle wrestler while not having wrestled daily for years. Burroughs sometimes techs current top wrestlers. Ben knew going in he'd probably lose. It was for charity so it's all good.

It's one of the GOAT piano pieces. So pure and wonderful.

youtube.com/watch?v=45xixhEUdms

Listen to his voice and look at his face. his identity is gone. his confidence is gone. bet the house on gamebred

reddit

the dad looks proud lol

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Huh?

Pettis' scream in that fight was so homo. Everyone that does a pussy ass war cry in the cage gets heemed instanty. Like that bald hawaiian Robbie Lalwer guy Frank Camacho got niggered.

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Cesar has a beast of a sprawl

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Fuck that mexican nigga, why did Zombie have to go full autism. SHould of just ran away.

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BASED
That Macacho fag deserved to get heemed. Reddit War cry got him so much praise for no reason.

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At least it was a war cry. You'd just cry like the world's biggest bitch if you were in there

I always think it's Demi Lovato on his arm lmao but its just his fucking ex girlfriend

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>at least it was a war cry
YIKES, could you you be any more reddit. You sound hurt boi, speak for yourself faggot. You the type of nigga to get heemed by niggas from the /nba/ general thread.

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Hope that eshay lad Till comes back strong. Needs to fight an entertaining can like Mike Perry, but if he TIlls gets knocked the fuck out agian. Its time to retire like his best friend Terry Etim.

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Yeah okay tough guy. Keep talking shit online in your stained tidy whities

Probably the best route for him is fighting a couple of entertaining cans. What the fuck were they thinking giving him Woodley to start with

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>implying decision fighting isn’t the best way to extend career and make opponents seethe
We got a new GSP on our hands bo-
Oh wait that isn’t Covington
Fuck him then

Who won the Askren fight?

These are Khabib tier decisions though, the kind of decision more devastating than a TKO.

Only time I've disagreed with Dana, should of just waited for Colby to heal up. Rushed eshay lad Till. Maybe even RDA, that dude is the biggest manlet in the Welterweight Division. He's like 5'6 or 5'7.

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Jordan Burroughs rag dolled him.

Jorge Masvidal

>till wearing a keffiyeh
saved

the whities wouldnt be very tidy if they were stained now would they

Derek, you know my posting times..

Derek i didnt get anything

I just watched Megan Olivi and Joe's cringy met gala video, not only are they both extremely narcissistic hypocrites but how is Joe not gay? He must be.

How's it more devastating than a tko? Khabib isn't known for ruining guys careers lol

I mean that some guys are winning until they lose by a surprise punch and follow up strikes. And then you have people insisting they would've won, this proves nothing, etc.
Meanwhile those big decision wins leave no doubt as to who won, and who is better. Khabib and Marty both dominate their opponents and nobody after the fight is saying they got lucky.
Devastating wins, in the sport sense, not in terms of lasting bodily harm.

The fuck is this sad autistic correspondence between the Ortegafag and spammy? You two are miserable no life permavirgins

why did tony block me bros?

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Guys, imagine if one of us got into the UFC and one of us happened to get HEEMed... would you guys shit post about it?

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I gotcha. Yeah I think it's annoying when people say the whole "they were winning until they lost" thing since it's cage fighting and not point fighting, but I agree with your point. You can't argue with an obvious wrestlefucking so that is definitely devestating for the losing fighters morale. I'm just a sucker for the KOs myself.

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You must have said something bluepilled

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Calm down blud this is a coordinated attack

Can I follow your instagram?

of course bro
instagram.com/danawhite

I like everyone on the ufc 237 main card

How do we defeat the spammer? It would seem janitors have been answering reports lately, do you fags still report the spam?

not a can

My guilty pleasure is watching people suffer horrible punishment without getting actually KOd. Like the Lawler vs Rory fight, or Shogun vs Smiff. Those beatings that should be a KO, but for some reason aren't, and the guy is all awake and aware to feel them.

Airplane derek lukas
coming in full force we wont stop until the fat zilch is dead

>Minotouro was a champion material boxer
>Minotouro was a champion material submission grappler
>he was just a mid table brawler in MMA

MMA confirmed legit.

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mcgregor's instagram just went from 30.8m to 30.7m followers
thawlts?

Settle down Mahmoud

People getting bored of that clown, I guess. I personally ODd during his boxing promotion, and had bad withdrawal just after it, hating him. Like, literally seething. Now I just don't care. Guy is all marketing, little product. The iPhone of MMA. Should start fighting again.

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mmafighting.com/2019/5/1/18526082/carlos-huachin-said-nurmagomedov-raoni-barcelos-ufc-237
>With Said Nurmagomedov out of the card due to undisclosed reasons, the promotion signed Peruvian bantamweight Carlos Huachin to fight Barcelos in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. MMA Fighting confirmed the news following a report by El Comercio.
So first, we have a new guy in the UFC. 10-3-2 in regional scene.
And second, a Nurmagamedov pulled out surprisingly, something fishy there? Last time a fighter pulled out like that, without giving any reason and close to the fight, it was Costa getting flagged by USADA.

youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

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Alexander Volkanovski (168cm tall) has fought at middleweight, welterweight, lightweight and now featherweight.
He got knocked out with a headkick at welterweight in 10 second at Australian Fighting Championship by a guy with no Wiki page.

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Rate my technique.

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Costa murks Adesanya

USADA will merc costa before he ever gets near Izzy

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Welterweight > Lightweight > Middleweight >> Featherweight > Heavyweight > Bantamweight >>> Light Heavyweight > Flyweight
prove me wrong

Natty Paulo is Natty that's exactly why his name is Natty Paulo.

>Welterweight above lightweight
>Middleweight over FW
>Heavyweight over anything

is this a top mémé post?

>Welterweight above lightweight
Welterweight has the best memes
>Middleweight over FW
No more goober brings it down
>Heavyweight over anything
Heavyweight has best heems

Thats his only loss. He won all his middleweight fights (how???) - I wish they were recorded would kill to watch a 5'6 guy beating 6'2+ middleweights

when i make it i'll shout out /heem/

I've been heemed before, hopefully nobody on this thread has access to the old telephone camera footage of it happening.
You can see my body go from bodybuilder to dadbod in 1 second after I go out standing, my muscles relax, and my shoulders hang as I fall.

I couldn't stop laughing at this, it looks like one of those police sketch fails.

Brandon Schlappenheimer, good fighter or no?

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That tony promo is absolute epic

Who is that meant to be? Aldo?

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His race will finally be settled depending on whether or not Gus beats him

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lol

this is actually a perfect test, truly

trust in memes

why did he do it?

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*loses... except in mma*

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twitter.com/JeffNovitzkyUFC/status/1123042537948631040

Usman has just popped, can't say I'm surprised. So basiaclly Woodley is getting the belt back so Askren has no intention of climbing the rankings anymore?

>angle slammed and blibooshed by Lawler
>loses a wrestling match as le epin wrestler

Ben Askren is so hot right now

>it's real
well, shit..

these men are joking guys it's not real!

pwahahhaa its all over for marty

SEETHING

You got me as far as unlocking my phone to call my fight buddy so fair play to you.

Masvidal is beating him, Masvidals takedown defence is really underrated and that bodykick is money.

ya cunt

i would have been so happy if true

People are high on Masvidal after the toilet flush, but lets keep it real, he is a mediocre on-off fighter.

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nah bro masvidal is legit af he is a true fighter

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I've actually never been high on Masvidal, thought he was losing to Till for sure, didn't rate his chances against Edwards either. But Askren and Pettis are the two ranked guys he can likely beat right now.

you need a three piece and soda

Fixed that for you, plus he was unmotivated and out of shape for the Wonderboy fight.

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What is a reasonable guess at Mike Perry's IQ and fight IQ?

Masvidal is a bum

IQ: 89.
Fight IQ: 91.
Not that it matters, Khabib is champ with the same metrics.

kek

he's probably above average iq tbqh, not by much but he would be

Pretty sure he's dumber than my dog, tbqhm8lad.

102
139
his striking is fun to watch

>he's probably above average iq

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Rekt

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...

ever heard him talk, he's not retarded

and your image is a good example, listen to rockhold talk, thats a retard

Only times I've heard him talk is after he got his genetic test and started insisting he is black, and using the dreaded N-word *gasp* all the time. He did strike me as a dummy back then.

based and danapilled

LW > WW > featherwight > MW > HW > LHW > BW > flyweight
is the actual correct order

What do you think will happen when someone who doesn't specialise in a sport fights multiple time world champ?

>brainlet
Title defense guarantees higher average level of opponent you dunce, even with cherry picking you still have to cherry pick from top calibre fighters once you're champ.