/copalib/ - institutionalised weebposting edition

last round of Libertadores this week

> smartes
Montevideo Purses (URU) - Asuncion Cyclones (PAR)
Zamora Fury (VEN) - Belo Horizonte Cocks (BRA)
Lima Foals (PER) - Santiago Palestinians (CHI)
Buenos Aires Millonaires (ARG) - Porto Alegre Internationals (BRA)
> wensday
Porto Alegre Guilders (BRA) - Santiago Catholics (CHI)
Belo Horizonte Foxes (BRA) - Guayaquil Electrics (ECU)
Buenos Aires Hurricanes (ARG) - Barquisimeto Laras (VEN)
Rosario Scoundrels (ARG) - Asuncion Freedom (PAR)
Quito University (ECU) - Oruro Miners (BOL)
Barranquilla Donkeyfuckers (COL) - Arequipa Alfalfafields (PER)
Montevideo Burners (URU) - Rio Niggers (BRA)
Sao Paulo Palmtrees (BRA) - Buenos Aires Saints (ARG)
> facebook
Mendoza Winemakers (ARG) - Biobio Conception (CHI)
Asuncion Deans (PAR) - Lima Crystals (PER)
Cochabamba Jorges (BOL) - el tolima
Buenos Aires Manurers (ARG) - Parana Plastics (BRA)

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es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Intercontinental_de_1978
youtube.com/watch?v=myeIszBPfXI
gazetaonline.com.br/esportes/futebol/2019/04/excursao-capixaba-do-flamengo-e-alvo-de-ataque-de-torcedores-do-penarol-1014175071.html
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fuck a.nal

Still looking for greBBio's defense tbhonestly lads

go bay my cum

/brg/ refugees welcome
/bra/ fuck off

based and sudacapilled

cruzeiro não tem mundial

peñarol es quemar

Gremio is fucking cursed, wtf lads

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based

the price to pay for immortality

based and franjeadopilled opening post

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What does Colombia's mum mean by this

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is that kompany's kid

damn

Why Bahia?

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>gf has a hot friend
>friend gets pregnant
>now shes 5 times hotter because of the breast getting bigger

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>Rosario Scoundrels

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globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/fluminense/noticia/lateral-do-fluminense-acusa-torcedores-do-gremio-de-racismo-contra-yony-gonzalez.ghtml

again ?

it could just be selective attention but it is very likely

> Velez 1-0 Lanus
L'anus need to score 3 goals in 45 mins, can they do it?

Not anymore

2-3 still get them to bennuldis tho

NOT ANYMORE I SAID

everybody is pretty sure we will get Bover final but I think Velez could perfectly beat Boca

Velez could perfectly beat Baka and Tucumanchester could perfectly beat RiVAR aswell

sulistas can be very racist sometimes desu, specially the boomers
t. sulista

fuck off randy

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Mauro Cezar Pereira with the truth bombs all day long, what the fuck.

i'm watching fox sports. what was mauro talking about?
Rafinha was talking on fox about how Guardiola used to show to the Bayern team videos of brazilian teams playing, noting how we waste time when we pass the ball and pretty much showing that his quick, two-touch short passing training is more effective when it comes to build up play. honestly if we didn't have so many pragmatic, park-the-bus loving coaches and had more people like sampaoli bringing up offensive fast football, we could have won more CWCs. europeans counter our shit so easily and we have nothing going on besides parking the bus and fast counter attacks. "joga bonito" is officially dead

fuck off randy

i cant fucking wait, GESUS

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P L A T E N S E

Real life evidence proves Sampaoli isn't actually a bad manager. His success at different clubs in different countries.

He failed with Argentina because he lacked authority to impose his will of Messi and his friends.

I would be really funny if Argentina won something after Messi and friends retires definitely from the NT.

real life evidence proves yo fat momma is a cheap slut

only if argentina joins conCACAf
he's not colombia though

you are really fun right now colombia

>he lacked authority to impose his will of Messi and his friends.
what is this sentence?

Sorry, I'm so stoned smoking and listening AIC.

lmao you crack me up colombia

colombia's mum is not cheap, have some respect

What should I buy to eat at the >supermercado lads

No one beats us in vibe

Una vela, on the outskirts of the supermarket.

Raining

based hue & umbrella universe

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>Flamerda in 1st
Hope they finish in 3rd tbqh

\o/

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Things like these that makes me believe in meme magic. Imagine it habbeniges again this year

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fucking based

Quick reference guide for the last round.

- Grupo A
> River (9) vs Inter (13)
nothing at stake
> Alianza (1) vs Palestino (4)
ALI needs to win by +5.

- Grupo B
> Cruzeiro (15) - Emelec (6)
CRU already in. EME needs a win to seal their place in Ro16.
> Huracan (1) - Lara (5)
HUR already out. LAR needs a win to stand a chance of reaching EME (or a draw and CRU winning by, at least, +3)

- Grupo C
> Olimpia (9) - Sp. Cristal (4)
OLI already in, may drop to 2nd place. Only a win works for CRI
> Godoy Cruz (6) - U de Concepcion (6)
Draw benefits GOD. 1st place is for grabs, losing team can drop to last place.

- Grupo D
> Peñarol (9) - Flamengo (9)
If LDU wins, then the losing team will drop to third place. A draw works for FLOA
> Liga de Quito (7) - San Jose (4)
Only a win works for LDU, a +3 gd would seal their place in Ro16. SJO needs a +4 win in order to sneak into Sudamericana.

- Grupo E
> Nacional (12) - Cerro Porteño (12)
Face off for the 1st place. A draw works for CER
> Zamora (3) - Atl. Mineiro (3)
Face off for the 3rd place. A draw works for ZAM

- Grupo F
> Palmeiras (12) - San Lorenzo (10)
Both teams already in. SLO needs a win in order to snatch the 1st place from PAL
> Junior (0) - Melgar (4)
nothing at stake

- Grupo G
> Boca (8) - Ath. Paranaense (9)
ATH already in. A draw is enough for BOC (a win gives them the 1st place; worst case scenario: Sudamericana)
> Wilstermann (5) - Tolima (5)
Both teams need to win and for Boca to lose in order to get into Ro16. For TOL, both results have to add to 7 goals, for WIL it's 11 goals. The winning team will get, at the very least, a place in Sudamericana (a draw benefits TOL)

- Grupo H
> Rosario Central (2) - Libertad (12)
nothing at stake
> Gremio (7) - U Catolica (7)
Face off for the 2nd place. A draw benefits GRE.

>tfw no racist gremista gf
;-;

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>Draw benefits GOD
Inshallah

youtube.com/watch?v=x59A4t4UjbM
this one was better desu

based triste sina

This rule is unfair as fuck. Cruzeiro gets benefits from playing the easiest group in the history of the Copa.

that's a draw for ya

>cheirinho.jpg

she didn´t mean to be racist
also she´s mine

>based Levir puts Sampaoli as the next coach for the Hue NT afyer Tite's demise at Copamerica
I have a new wet dream, lads

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How do we fix Vasco, /copalib/?

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Vhasco

fusion with fluminense and botafogo

Messi is choking again
what are the chances he is left mentally crushed and quits the national team again?

Remove all cariocas from the administration.

Aldosivi style
Flubova

lel

Why stop there? Chuck flamengo in, it's not like they are that much better

Just making sure we endure this shitstorm

Don't worry, in one bong the champions autism will be over and began the Libertadores.

hoy juega el bolso just a reminder and Nacional es familia, ya todos los sabemos

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*lo sabemos
fue la emoción

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FUCK

Flabofluva

youtube.com/watch?v=n9n6zFLoBOo

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Ayyyy chingado

Perro perrito

>youtube.com/watch?v=n9n6zFLoBOo [Open]
> watch?v=n9n6zFLoBOo
> FLoBO
Vindicated

SE PONE MARRON
SE PONE MARRON
LA BANANA EN LA HELADERA
SE PONE MARRON

youtube.com/watch?v=35FNubkuxwg

Based

Messi malparido, la proxima vez que pierda a otra hora.

What's the match to watch now?

Eu tô passando mal.

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Would you mind posting the original one? For pasta reasons

Based

flamengo.com.br/noticias/institucional/nota-oficial---futebol

Thanks very abrigado

based /guild/

>cerro
more like
>perro

Lurking for chimpouts desu

Pringles sabor barbacoa

What if Boca and Liverpool won the Libertadores and CL, and they will meet in the FIFA CWC final ?

is it possible to have a frio-er pecho than messi lads? is his pecho made out of dry ice? is his blood liquid nitrogen?

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Salah is a liability. He only plays well against farmers and shits the bed in important games. With him out, liverpoop could focus on non-chokers

whats your point?

Then Livercuck obliterates Boca I don't know what you're implying

Boca will cuck Liverpoo

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There's a funny story involving this doujin

>and they will meet in the FIFA CWC final
*blocks your path*

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>naciomal familia
Is that the family that threaten the AUF and got football suspended?
Meanwhile, a true Familia club.
youtu.be/Eqptn97thWY
youtu.be/1HaItdWiW8w

It’s timr to give up, basedgentina.

all me btw

dawnson hizo eso porque el jugaba en plaza colonia antes nada mas, sino ni bola le dan a nada, peñarol es literally quemar, Nacional es familia, you wouldn't understand
youtube.com/watch?v=z1gCtH_5uXc

Only 6 of those post are mine

Loving this new umbrella dominance.
You had it too good for too long Colombia & Ecuador, it's time for the Guay brothers to make a glorious comeback.

Speaking of, how assblasted would cerristas be if Libertad wins the libertadores before them?

Nacional es familia

messi who?

you now remember that our very own bootleg naciomal got to play a /copalib/ final before them
this uruguayan naciomal sucks btw

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Not enough money for the "es" I see

The family stands against the CP

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CHIMPOUT

>tfw no argie Nacional

Goldenmessi

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Which is weird since they only used one.

>cerro porteño
more like
>perro corteño

>I swear I was just showing my kids this
>t-t-thats it

Got 'em

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For some reason "Argentino" catched on first

>the virgin ambiguity
>the Chad gentilicio

So, what result does Alt-MG need to go through?

They need a win both teams are -4

Man imagine if Amaral wasn't a lazy fat fuck

...

twitter.com/SCInternacional/status/1125911067778080768
cringe

That's some /copalib/ move right there, or would it be if the bus had an accident after

I made a guide and everything...

Did they made it to look like a video-game?

Isn't it the other way around?

>Parede instead of Sarrafiore
Fucking maionese.

TFW unbeaten paraguayan tricampeón

hue hue hue

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pochettino is going to COPAR la champions
fucking screecap this

que gol mas mierda el de alianza lima lmao, probablemente el mas estúpido de la ultima decada

me gusta su culini

Era offside.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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River is best 2nd now right?

i thought points didnt matter for the next round?

Club Atlético Gol en Offside

youtube.com/watch?v=wUhxNjRYi5k
>goal wasn't actually offside vs aldosivi
>goal wasn't offside today

>Club Atletico Gol en Offside
wew lad

It defines the home-away order

Not for the draw, but they do for the home/away

wtf just happened

ALLA EN EL PARQUE HAY UNA BANDA

what did Armani mean by that?

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>STILL rating Armani

>letting Rafael Boomer score
The absolute state.

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i just came to laugh at you
was "busy" watching Olimpia win at the local tournament with its C Team

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>Armani with a stupid face after the goal
top kek

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>armani
Bring Barovero back

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Is colombia the country with the most river/boca customers?

I don't know but Armanqui lives rent free in their heads

lol

I was about to call Sobis retard when the ball entered without the goalkeeper moving lol

Same, it wasn't even a deflection, nice

999 IQ shot by Sóbis.

Tfw his two goals in Libertadores killed the goalkeeper

Do you think River's goalkeeper let the ball inside the goal to compensate for that?

just

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JUST

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

300iq moments

T I N O
I
N
O

benaldie

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i'm having a feeling that we will finish first in the group, draw river in the round of 16 and get knockout by the gallinas

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sóbis is the new riquelme fuck this shit

>riBer

NO ERA

bros...I thought we had this

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>he fell for the Gallardo meme

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El tiro con chanfle.

What the fuck is going on

excelent post

>Riber

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zuculini needs to check for lices desu

why the fuck is gallardo still river's coach
how can you lose the CWC to fucking Al Ain and not be fired?

>field 2nd team
>lose
Big brain Gallardo

Meta a Carrascal

classic /copalib/ moments.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

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lmao

Are you serious?

armani is pure meme today, im crying

POTTKER FOR SUM MORE MAGIC

good stuff

>not Sarrafo

>strategically not being the best team in the group stages
>best team will be cruzeiro who'll eventually get knocked out by any half decent team (any brazilian or argie team)
is maionese hellmans a genius

Odair has a shit player fetish

>parede
>zeca
>lindoso
so many brainlets in this team

Messi is going to suicide if Armani is the goalkeeper this summer

>blow a 3-0 lead with a top 5 keeper

>maionese
>genius
>3 volantes

ALL BOYS

vai tomar no cu o cara é uma anta

POTTKER USING SPELLS OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS

why do they let pottker play

>LOMBA

until riBer scores

lmao

LEL

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olha aí pottker brainlet do caralho, podia ter matado o jogo

South american league is so shit now

>Less than three minutes into added time

o sheeeeit
webm pls

>concacaf

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>Inter

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>sudaca goalkeeping

>Binter

>silent throughout the whole game except a few minutes after scoring
so this is the power of gallinas

>now

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well, time to watch baseball

God, football is so shit.

All the praise Lomba got for his Brasileirao performance last year got to his bald head
Fucked up again Flamerda and today

at least they filled 60% of the gallinero this time, that stadium is fucking sad

how am i supposed to sleep tonight with barcelona and inter losing? and dont tell me 2-2 is not a loss after that game. Fuck this.

It's just an irrelevant match lads, no reason to be this butthurt

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Oh fuck off

thanks webm lad
alri, good games good night

gauchos r sluts to hispanics, its normal

Nice spanish skills Rafa

>muh crowd
lel

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Intercontinental_de_1978

btw what are you crying about Wills
not only they got first place, they did it so undefeated

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bang your head on the wall until you're knocked out

>It's just a game
Fuck off, mom. You just don't get it.

that's it, no more sopa de macaco for you, young man

if singles, peñarol and ldu win tomorrow

lmao

uh oh
youtube.com/watch?v=myeIszBPfXI

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Well fuck

>BINTER

> 8 matches tomorrow
Hold me boys l

*today

what happened to Armani? brainfart?

BASED and FRANJEADOPILLED

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Shut up Renata

>page 7
goddamn it

*salvando /copalib/*

Today is the day greBBio gets exposed lads

>subhuman Penarol fans almost kills innocent old man Flamengo fan and go to jail
>comembol didunuffin
>these subhumans are treated like heros in Uruguay and Penarol give money to pay lawyers to save the ass of that "innocent" "heros" rooting in shit carioca jail
>Flamengo fans need special safeguard and can't even can use a simple public bus to avoid Penarol subhumans
The absolute state of comerdol and the absolute state of the most "civilized" sudacas country. Just imagine the massive bundaloca when Merdarol not advance group p stage tonight. Merdarol fan getting heated and police did nothing is the best moment in this liberta edition.

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Interesting post but

>flamengo fan
>innocent

It's just old man in group of capixabas tourists that get attacked by macacogays merdaroles just because they wearing Flamengo shirt, it's not a kinda of organizada/barrabrava subhumans pre scheduled fight. Also, him still in CTI and probably end up dies.

gazetaonline.com.br/esportes/futebol/2019/04/excursao-capixaba-do-flamengo-e-alvo-de-ataque-de-torcedores-do-penarol-1014175071.html
gazetaonline.com.br/esportes/futebol/2019/05/um-mes-apos-agressao-no-rio-flamenguista-tem-infeccao-generalizada-1014179569.html

flamerda will die tonight

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Daily reminder that penadoy is going to lose 0-4 today

We're counting on you Penarol

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Peñarol es sangrar

> match starts in 11 hours
> no chimpouts
Get your game on niggers

3 (tres)

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>BBBasco signed Vanderlei Commieburgo
They really are desperate, aren't they?

>>BBBasco signed Vanderlei Commieburgo
>it's true
The absolute madclub

dubs and I hurt a flamengu fan tonight

Hurt two then.

For me, it's Cabañas

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odia.ig.com.br/esporte/flamengo/2019/05/5640338-torcida-do-penarol-solta-fogos-durante-a-madrugada-em-frente-ao-hotel-do-flamengo.html

Expected.

>assumindo esse time safado e moleque sem caráter

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Today is the day to cholorados continue to cholar

Cucked

Throwing boiling water from your roof ala invasiones inglesas?

Based

AERO CACA

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> photos taken seconds before disaster

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yo me paro de manos papu no me importa nada peñarol es quemar

VAI DAR MOLE

vamo meu verdão
vamo peñarol
vamo ldu

Our year, la

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>a player like magallán went from a libertadores final straight to a champions league final
why is life so unfair

Also while being shit. He'll lose both anyway.

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Tiempo para salvar /copalib/ de los >Spurs

That's because he's not shit, it's you who doesn't understand football.

Saw some San Silencio fans today at Starbucks. Guy was literally complaining he wouldn't be able to afford food in Brazil but came anyway and got a cup of overpriced coffee.

Here's the Millos logo i talked about the other day

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based but bluepilled

kek

>these subhumans are treated like heros in Uruguay
Actually they are all sudaca heroes
Fuck flamengo, fuck cariocas. Peñarol es quemar

based

For me, it's Cleopatra

> Est de Mierda 1-0 Argentinos
Wasn't even aware this was on

>the city of amsterdam
brace for impact negros here comes another shitstorm

How does one study a turd?

Penarol és quemar la rosca jajajaja

Queimar a rosca = burn you butthole, yes rosca is slang to culo in Brasil.

Friendly reminder that
Huevos > muh futbol total

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>bostero subbed in
>team chokes

lol, then explain this

kek

this

top kek

LOL

if you guys would take an exchange student to your home, which one would you choose: a colombian or a argentinian?

Tottenham x Liverpool na final da Champions. Lucas, herói da classificação dos Spurs! Como será que ta o PSG agora? kkkkkkkkk

Poor retard, I almost pity you

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>if it's a dude
colombian
>if it's a grill
argie

Whichever is willing to walk around the house with girly clothes at all times

a dutch 20 y.o. girl

>CL final is just a regular PL match
the worst shit ever desu

I lived abroad with both for a time. Argie girls are cool but they tend to steal shit from you. Colombians are chill to do drugs with.

For me, it's

>Cerro

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HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA QUE TAL AMIGOS
LOS SALUDO DESDE /COPALIB/ AQUI POR FORCHANÉL COMO SIEMPRE DE LUNES A VIERNES A LAS 13 HORAS

tycsports.com/nota/un-dia-como-hoy/2019/03/15/el-origen-del-conflicto-entre-riquelme-y-maradona.html

Just dropping a /copalib/ related article that caught my eye

this, I lived with a colombian couple, the guy was super chill and cool, the girl was hysterical and full of hate

Reminder that Lucas supports BOLSOMITU. pew pew

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Smelling it

>yes rosca is slang to culo in Brasil.
Pls gib list

> amsterdam
Is this a bad omen for penarol?

Grêmio stream plz

What's the game to watch now?
Thinking of watching Gremio.

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dobleudobleusobleu(dot)trivago(punto)com

Gremio-Catolica is literally the only relevant match right now

>tfw fox is only showing central, cruzeiro and huracan matches for me

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tvgrenal com br/Jogos/Libertadores/Gremio/Gremio_UnCatolica2.htm

How can Flamengo get eliminated? They have 9 points

>Liverpool x Tottenham UCL final
>Liverpool is 0-3 against South Americans
>Tottenham is known for putting the pressure on
The CWC will be coming home, lads

>lose to Peñarol
>LDU wins

It's over, Cornejo did it again

You guys had your chance to eliminate us, just give us the trophy already

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youtube.com/watch?v=o9rIjY9MSt4

if you remember Ortega, congrats, you are a boomer

Still, LDU would only get 9 points and Flamengo has way more goals

t.Juan Ramon Carrasco

>7+3=9
are you dumb

Fox sports: copalib
Fox sports 2: copalib
Fox: Simpsons
Based fox catering the needs of every single sudaca out there

easy path to the quarters for whoever gets gremio

>losing to memelec

>Fábio encarregado de tomar gol de costas

>cruzeiro

river vs england

autism

*blocks your final*

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Based guild actually doing it the absolute Renatoman

Yes but they're not showing Gremio - U over here and that's the only deciding match tonight

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING URUGUAYANS I NEED TO FUCKING KILL ONE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
CMON GABIGOLLLLL

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*slips*

BASED CÊRA

sorry i forgot about ur poverty calender

autism

cant wait for you to lose another home international competition

are you carrying a license for using that banter mate?

i want to watch my verdão
but i want to watch peñarol x flamerda for the lulz
0-4 verdão
5-9 lulz
letsgo

haha

but yeh
i cannot wait for it

brazil has never lost a copa america in Brazil, retard

dubs for massive chimpouts

well i hope i ur premadonna fags can handle the pressure

>no vini
>no couto
>no nerman
>no paquetá
>no firmino
I'm really worried

you'll wait longer to see your country win an international cup
bender

List of anus, benis and bagina slangs? Jajajaja esto és tremendo de grande.

>>no vini
>>no couto
>>no nerman
>>no paquetá
this is a good thing

we are the olympic champions of the world

AQUI É GRÊMIO PORRA
RENATO
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Grêmio actually qualifying after that shit start of the competition

Good, gather that mememagic

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Pretty sure anyone can get a list from google

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg
youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

>penis
Pau
Caralho
Pica
Piroca
Manjuba
Mangalho
Glorioso
Mastro
Trosoba
Chibata
Tora
Bengala
Pomba

>vagina
Buceta
Xana
Xoxota
Tabaco
Perseguida
Perereca
Periquita
Xavasca

>ass
Cu
Rosca
Anel
Olho da goiaba
Fiofó
Forévis
Toba

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Bonus: O DI MARIA

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Waiting for something like this desu
youtube.com/watch?v=H6n741AcnfU

youtube.com/watch?v=qqQ-KF21dTE
in an actual tournament, not a friendly
and yeah, england has never beat brazil in a competitive match

pray for brazil

So many possible surnames there

That's nowhere near complete, though. Those were just the ones I remembered.

true but it wasnt the opening of ur national stadium

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>Mangalho
>Trosoba
>Chibata
I never eard these, nordeste or norte? bagina and angus have others too. The thing is simple, anything is cilindric, or have bird name can be benis, everything is round can be a angus, bagina is more complicated, but lot of female bird name and frog can do.

Por que esse corno do Renato insiste nessa naba do Luan, puta merda. Luan já era, ninguém quer comprar esse perna de pau.

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for me, it's olho da goiaba

Ta foda, Jean Pierre pegou a titularidade faz tempo

>cagólica

vem pro flamengo renatinho

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>national stadium and one of temples of football
>last game of selecao is friendly against England in 2013
>no matches in 14 wc only final should played here even with 2 matchs in belo Horizonte and FORTALEZA yes FORTALEZA such irrelevant city
>no matches in 18 wc qualifiers or friendly
>only should play in if reach final in 19 copa america
>Qatar friendly there tranfered to brasilia duo Flamengo important match in closer date
Fuck CBF, the absolute state of corrupt canarinhos managers.

>losing to an Electric company
América is the only big mineiro team

WE DID IT BOYS

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God, i wish.

Good. Fuck cariocas.

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>globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/libertadores/noticia/quem-vai-se-classificar-de-9percent-a-99percent-veja-as-chances-matematicas-dos-brasileiros-na-libertadores.ghtml

vergonha na fase de grupo é reservada pro flamengo somente

youtu.be/DChIgPazByw

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#LulaLibre

Based

HORA DO CHEIRINHO

Ok be honest, Cruzeiro is not gonna win it right ?

normal argentinian behavior

lol no

Let's suppose he is freed tomorrow. Then what?

LMAO

twitter.com/SquadraFumCRF/status/1126277436172320768?s=19

winning what?

the biggest non event hue fixture of all time

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Then we celebrate.

And then?

Sounds like a Copa Sao Paulo u20 roster

Then we get hungover.

Why we don't have cute names for vagina like pussy?

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anything

then we invade venezuela, send lula there and let him become president of venezuela, let all leftists go live there, close the borders with them as soon as all leftists are gone and ask trump to nuke them

>what is chaninha

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this was due to a loss of penarol on aggregate, heh
story is repeating itself all over again, another chimpout

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Imagine being this much of a politician ballsucker.

Looking at it now the current brit midfielders are so mediocre in comparison to Gerrard, Lampard, Beckham.

Imagine being this upset over someone else's lifestyle.

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>liverpool has no world title

Thanks for confirming you're a ballsucker.

>loss
Im sorry, but seeing cariocas running for their lives is always a victory

and river won't win the libertadores lad

trivela.com.br/como-foi-conquista-da-mercosul-de-99-um-titulo-na-raca-tao-simbolico-ao-flamengo/

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Now seriously, fuck politics and fuck whoever brings these to /copalib/
Let's just get along

anyone but england

Your team sucks.

You don't even know my team, fagwad.

Now that's a spat I want to get into. Once again, fuck politics.

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perro huele

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aren't you satisfied with the (you)s you've gotten yet?

Your team sucks more than mine

PUTa QUE PaRIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Also, this

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>gabi"""""Gol"""""

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yeh ive got alot of respect for the brasilian lads

Que negras de mierda

fucking cursed, i cant believe this shit
im shaking

Como tu vieja

peñarol - flamengo

or

palmeiras san lorenzo

don't know what to do bros

>that miss
Yeah, i'm thinking it's happening

I hope we get a lot of audios tomorrow on @torcedoresputos

VAI TOMAR NO CU FLAMENGO
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AQUI E PEÑAROL E LDU PORRA

peñarol x flamengo is more fun
i'm palmeirense and i think i'll stick with the potential chimpouts

hues?
anyone remember this miss?
youtu.be/c5QYrHi4vKE

U aight, whiteboi
Come along with us

why not watch two clubs facing knockout than two who already qualified?

Manya mierda

based
peñarol es queimar e familia

uuUUUUUu

flamengo and penarol

carboneeeeeeeeeero
uo ooooooooo
ponga huevooooo
OOOooo

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EL BRAIIAN DEL CAP

Unironically no.

i didn't even know that he was selected in 2015 lol

> Vasco da Gama is the last carioca Libertadores winner
> they are also the last international champion overall
jesus

im there

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>you now remember when Peñarol somehow reached the finals in 2011
>you now remember Martinuccio

ERA

>copa memercosul
based

AYYYY
GABAGOOL

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We would've won if the coach didn't have problems with our playmaker.

I'm sorry T8ny

youtu.be/PkrsSqkKlcw
hues?
anyone remember this miss?

if gabigol makes us lose because of that goal ill fucking shit on Vasco CT for 9 years straight

>el criollo del potrero alemán

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Will Abel get fired if they don't win today?

I, for one, welcome our new paraguayan overlords

anyone remember when england won a tournament?

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jesus christ neymar is so cringey

>burrior being burrior
lel

What's your setup /copalib/? Am listening palmeme vs san memenzo but watching the chimpoutbowl of course

heh, nothing personel nerman

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>ynr martinuccio was supposed to be at chapecoense flight

> that filename
> google translate: zulu detected
kek

>ynr martinuccio is still alive

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switching between verdão and chimpoutbowl on tv

QUE aGONIa Da PORRa, VaI SI FUDE

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pls don't bully colombia, he's fragile
and we love his mum

>2 gols perdidos
bando de preto fodido do caralho

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>brazilians with refball on their side
Nothing new huh

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>ynr some brazilian teams signed Martinuccio thinking he was any good

we tought u lads were as strong as us

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>amsterdam

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Not in refball

oh no no no

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What?

Amsterdam is the name of a Centenario stand were Peñarol fans always were located. Thus Barra Amsterdam

> barra amsterdam
the barras are named after the amsterdam stands

lmao

COME ON LDU
COME ON PEÑAROL
SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

the barra is named after the stadium stand which is named after the 1924 olympics

i demand memes

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VAMOS PENAROL FAMILIA

damn...

wha

>all these secadores
i hope penarol knock one of their clubs, it will be glorious

what

que

MaIS UM GOL PERDIDO, CaRaLHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

t. flamenguista mulambo

...

This refball is getting ridiculous
Im scared lads

>there are people who unironically wants dudu in the seleção

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Didn't know Naldo used to play for Ingerland.

Jajajaajajajajajajaajajajaujajajauajejauaja

Urigayo being beated is best day in my copalib edition in my life.

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