/seriea/ - Magica Dea edition

previous: MATCHDAY 35:
>Friday 3rd of May
Juventus 1 - 1 Torino (17' Lukic; 84' Ronaldo)
>Saturday 4th of May
Chievo 0 - 4 SPAL (8' Felipe; 47' Floccari; 55' Felipe; 81' Kurtic)
Udinese 0 - 0 Inter
>Sunday 5th of May
Empoli 1 - 0 Fiorentina (54' Farias)
Lazio 1 - 3 Atalanta (3' Parolo; 22' Zapata; 58' Castagne; 76' OG Wallace)
Sassuolo 2 - 2 Frosinone (8' Sammarco; 36' Paganini; 66' Ferrari; 77' Boga)
Parma 3 - 3 Sampdoria (2' Gazzola; 28' P Quagliarella; 38' Defrel; 61' Quagliarella; 67' P Kucka; 71' Bastoni)
Genoa 1 - 1 Roma (82' El Shaarawy; 90+1' Romero)
Napoli 2 - 1 Cagliari (63' Pavoletti; 85' Mertens; 90+8' P Insigne)
>Monday 6th of May
20:30 Milan - Bologna

MATCHDAY 36:
>Saturday, 11th of May
15:00 Atalanta - Genoa
18:00 Cagliari - Lazio
20:30 Fiorentina - Milan
>Sunday, 12th of May
12:30 Torino - Sassuolo
15:00 Sampdoria - Empoli
15:00 Frosinone - Udinese
18:00 SPAL - Napoli
20:30 Roma - Juventus
>Monday, 13th of May
19:00 Bologna - Parma
21:00 Inter - Chievo

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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>Palacio STILL has the digusting rat tail

incoming

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BBILAN
BBILAN
SEMPRE CON TE

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Come on based Trenza remember the good old days and purge them

Suso is performing very well so far, why is shqip hating him so much
Its Pasketa that keeps misplacing passes

Kessie and Paqueta can't shoot at all.

Poli now looks like he takes too many extasy in festivals

why I'm still watching this match?

He looks really good desu.

I made a fake account in a dating website back in the day using his photos and women replied to me instantly

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>Boglia

Yeah MLS in June my friend.

WEE WOO WEE WOO

kek, please do a thread about it.

>Pionkek

>Mauri
Gattuso is mental

Mauri? Gattuso is clinically retarded

Wow fucking Mauri.

So what if Bakyoko overslept and came 1 hr late to training it fucking happens you dumb grinta pastanigger manlet. Fuck G*ttuso.

zapata = elite

LEL

rip Milan

>Italian Commentator: Gattuso told Baka to enter and Baka said I'm not ready. Then they had a verbal fight and to me it seemed like Baka was saying "Fuck Off".

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Wtf
Why is Baka showing his inner nigger all of a sudden

If Gattuso treats him like a nigger, he might as well act like one.

That sounds like a load of bullshit tbqh

BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO BASEDSO

SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO SU SO

SUSOSUSOSUSOSUSOSUSO

wtf? I rate suso now

time to get offloaded back to epl for 40 m : )

Shqip status: ded

Big G in the seats.

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Did you see Leoturdo's face? Lmao is he seething that Suso will be proclaimed "a saviour" again or did he adopted nutella's philosophy?

B-because he's a nigger?

>dat fucking music in the stadium after the goal

fucking retarded

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Who knew Mauri would unlock Suso?

Gattuso is not at fault here

>Dollarumma's feet

when will he finally learn to use his feet?

What if he was really not ready? Just give me 30 more seconds

Half-time fertility goddesses

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Remember ex Sampdoria Bruno Fernandes? This is him now

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Do you really believe that? It’s a fucking injury

No it's half-time smoke.

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looks like she fucks greek guys

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Can >we just keep Mauri and let Biglia go instead? He's unironically better

It's real.

twitter.com/GiuliaCuchu/status/1125476667248529409

Look at Cutrone's face lol

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She cute

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Ragu?

Imagine laying your head on that tummy after a long day of work

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You now remember maurito

8.5/10
Would bang

>his face when he heard that someone rates me

I don't see any "fuck off" but yeah there's an obvious confrontation. I hope baka will find his place next montolivo for the next 3 games. You may dislike Gattuso as a coach but there's nothing more cancerous than zoomer players who act and think they are above coaches. Fuck them

10/10

plums and apricots are my favorite fruits

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Fucking nigger
Zoomer genocide when

I'm so lonely and horny, I'd even consider an Inter gf at this point

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>warm up for me, Bakayoko

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Borigol in.

lord borini in

>tell a player to warm up
>decide you don't want him to come on
Why does milan still have this meme manager? Its equivalent to Roy Keane being a manager, meat heads are not good coaches

>baka won't be at milan
>gattuso won't be at milan
Irrelevant desu

APOLOGIZE

I told you about Borigol!

Better than H*kan.

>play borini
>win
I don't think this is by chance...

Based Gattuso

>doubting borini
Lmao@urlyfe

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Jokes on you, Borini and Castillejo were always my choices for LW and RW.

Said it.
Now Atalanta will draw to Genoa and Roma lose to Jj and Milan will be 4th again

I'm not even watching the game. Just saw the goals. Not even Leo and Maldini are happy.

Coach is absolute shit and gets lucky near the end...I've seen this pattern way too many times....
I hope we concede 2 goals. Come on Mihajlovic you can do it. Gattuso needs to get the fuck out.

It’s still on the player to shut the fuck up and accept the decision. Not chimp out

JUUUST

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

No no no Destro with the comeback.

DESTRO
E
S
T
R
O

Yesssssssssssss BASED DESTRO.
Come on, another one. Fuck Gattuso.

OOOOHHHH NO NO NO NON ON ON ON ONO

Christ fuck off bad luck cunt

Really red!? for what? he got tripped

Hahahaha Paqueta red card.
Come on SINISA, destroy Gattshit!!!!

Nah fuck you Poo in Loo. Bet you're a Gattusofag.

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Look at that fucking hole in the mid lmao. He had like 3 metre radius around him all clear.

>no Biglia
>no Bakayoko
>no Paquetá
Kessie-Mauri-Bertolacci e si va a conquistare la Champions

I would fug Destro's wife

>Zaputa sleeping
>Kessie keeping him onside
LMAO grintusso not even once.

so what is the football stream subreddit nowadays?

Kill yourself turk rapebaby
Gattuso is leaving anyway might as well with a win

Can Bologna do it lads?

wh what did Paquetá do

Mauri Kessie
Calhanoglu
Castillejo Piontek Borini

He got tackled from behind and shoved the player a bit and that was 2 yellows appearantly.

They have nothing to play for

He slapped the ref's arm m8

Nah fuck you pajeet.
I've been a Milan fan for way too long to ever take anything for granted.
I wouldn't be surprise if they gave Gattuso, Suso and Borini 5-year extension if we win this game.

Fact is, Gattuso needs to be punished and so does the club for allowing his bullshit.

They could still get relegated.

LMAO
Bakayoko is completely right.
I wish he would toss Gattshit on the trashcan like Ibra did back in the day.

>that Piatek reeeeeeing

HOW IS THAT A RED ON SANSONE???????

THIS REF

Kino match.

heroic coaching by the gat. give him 3 more years

Can't believe they did it.

If Milan arrives 4th with same points than Roma, who will qualify?

MATCHDAY 35:
>Friday 3rd of May
Juventus 1 - 1 Torino (17' Lukic; 84' Ronaldo)
>Saturday 4th of May
Chievo 0 - 4 SPAL (8' Felipe; 47' Floccari; 55' Felipe; 81' Kurtic)
Udinese 0 - 0 Inter
>Sunday 5th of May
Empoli 1 - 0 Fiorentina (54' Farias)
Lazio 1 - 3 Atalanta (3' Parolo; 22' Zapata; 58' Castagne; 76' OG Wallace)
Sassuolo 2 - 2 Frosinone (8' Sammarco; 36' Paganini; 66' Ferrari; 77' Boga)
Parma 3 - 3 Sampdoria (2' Gazzola; 28' P Quagliarella; 38' Defrel; 61' Quagliarella; 67' P Kucka; 71' Bastoni)
Genoa 1 - 1 Roma (82' El Shaarawy; 90+1' Romero)
Napoli 2 - 1 Cagliari (63' Pavoletti; 85' Mertens; 90+8' P Insigne)
>Monday 6th of May
Milan 2 - 1 Bologna (37' Suso; 67' Borini; 72' Destro)

Milan back in business

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This 3 point will be crucial for el. No hopes for cl

What an interesting match

I hope Rino stays on long enough to see Albania stream his kys

>Milan wins
Well this blows. There go the next 5 years at least.
I guess this really was Mihajlovic's revenge after all.

>No hopes for cl
Are you serious? Atalanta still has Juve and they are not new to choking with weaker teams as well

Gattuso isn't staying no matter what.

Milan because of head-to-head record obviously.

Neck yourself filthy pajeet piece of crap.
I won't even watch Milan as long as this disgusting terrone fuck is coach.

Piece of shit apologists like you is the reason Milan has sucked for years.

>he doesn't trust Elliott and the lads

That's what they said about Gattuso last season even though he sucked dick in his last 3 months.
That's what they said about Montella the season before that when he threw away the second half of the season.

Don't be surprised when he remains as coach after the season is over.

Milan has the advantage over Roma Talanta and Lazio, not Torino tho.

You know milan have to play against fiorentina and spal. The will struggle with both and lose points

No shit I don't trust them.
They should have sacked Gattshit in December or at the very least mid-march/early april of this year.

>That's what they said about Gattuso last season
literally ot true

Reminder that Gattshit has never beaten Torino in Serie A since he's been Milan coach.

Only plastics cheer against their team. You should know better.

Fiorentina has only 3 points more than Bologna and hasn't won any of their last 7 or so games, SPAL are alredy safe. Milan's schedule is piss easy but with the shitshow that's going on in the club now they'll surely choke one of them.

>fiorentina
Even Chievo would unironically destroy them in this period
>spal
Nothing to play for anymore

Based on the 538 stats

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it's ogre

Atalanta - Genoa and Milan - Fiorentina on the same day.

HNNGGGGG

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Everybody was expecting Gattuso to be sacked at the end of last season.
The whole Chink-Elliott shit complicated things and saved his ass.

>You know milan have to play against fiorentina
Can he do it?

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It's called pragmatism.
Blind cheerleading and support has gotten us nowhere.
It disgusts me how Milan Ultras in Italy don't even care anymore.

Not really, he did well at the start and some people di ask for his renewal, hell they even renewed it before the end of the season. This time Gattuso basically said he's not going to be at Mian next season weeks ago before the Samp game

Evens I buy Nier: Automata
Odds I buy Dark Souls III

What?

>Nothing personal Milan

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European ultras should come to Brazil and learn the concept of supporting during the match but terrorizing players, managers and directors afterwards.
Burning players' cars, vandalizing the training center, graffiti on the stadium's walls, etc.
A few weeks ago Palmeiras' ultras stoned the team's bus when it arrived at the stadium before a Libertadores group stsge match because losing would've meant elimination.
This is despite the fact that Palmeiras supporters are among the most plastic in Brazil.

Dubs you and I buy Sekiro

'no'

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>Even Chievo would unironically destroy them in this period
Milan struggled vs Chievo, no doubt due in part to Gattshit starting Suso over Castillejo even though the latter had a fantastic performance where he had assisted and scored vs Empoli the week prior.
Only won thanks to a fluke Piatek goal.

Please engage in coitus instead.

>Not really, he did well at the start and some people di ask for his renewal
Nobody asked for his renewal. NOBODY.
He got renewed way too fast by MiraSHIT.

By the end of the season nobody wanted him here anymore.

Milan ultras now care more about doing mafia activities than about Milan.
It's sad.

I'm saying that Fiorentina would even lose against a team of cripples coached by your so hated Gattuso, I don't think you realize on what kind of a low mental state they're actually in

No u

Go fuck some Swedish slags

What I'm saying is that Chievo is not an easy team to play against unlike Milan.

need to fuck a 20something art hoe female

>Chievo is not an easy team to play against
Fiorentina is, even more than Milan. Period.

Lucky

Now we only need 6/9 points and
Hopefully with black and blue nuclear meltdown would be epic to qualify for CL with Atlanta

Milan often struggles vs Fiorentina.
We lost the last match in December.

>Sky reporting that Gattuso called Bakayoko "Negro di Merda"
Gattuso is an absolute cunt. Truly a despicable being.

Baka has been by far our best player this season and the biggest reason we even have a miniscule chance at getting CL and also the biggest reason Gattshit hasn't been sacked by now.

Fuck the management too for making a scapegoat out of our best player.
This just says to me they are fine with mediocrity and that they will keep Gattshit as coach while not signing Baka.

D-dea is going to be fine, r-right?

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I reckon they're gonna finish on 68 points which should be enough for CL football

If Milan also finishes with the same points(doubtful) then they're out.

Milan's going to finish on 64 I think

what did they mean by this?

goybook.com/watch/ ?v=331541457545592

Sleep tight /seriea/

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>Dea 69
>Inter 69
>Milan 66
>Roma 66
>Turdino who cares

Who dat?

that boy has some serious gyno going on

Best Emma has cute tits

Gattuso

>“What happens is our business and it happens in our dressing room. I asked Bakayoko to get ready, he took a while, so I called up Jose Mauri.
>“We wear a prestigious jersey, I have to be clear and honest. I waited seven or eight minutes and he hadn’t even put his shinpads on. I’ve told many Coaches to get stuffed in my career, it ended there. We’ll see, it’s all about respect.
>“The players can say anything to me, but the main thing is that they don’t lack respect for their teammates and the dressing room atmosphere.
>“We have other priorities right now. We’ll see at the end of the season, like a school report, who behaved well and badly. Anyone can insult me on the touchline, but we’ll meet in a room eye-to-eye and see.
>“I want to sort this out in the dressing room and talk in my language, which I cannot do on television. So we have to focus on the victory and not waste time on other issues.”

SHITLAN, SHITLAN!
BIG TEAM? NO MORE!
SHITLAN!
SHITLAN, SHITLAN!
BACK TO THE E.L.
DOWN WHERE THEY BELONG..

full video
twitter.com/TheMilanBible/status/1125511989328056320

football-italia.net/137764/leonardo-bakayoko-and-investment

Lying cunt. You say nothing will be publicized yet you publicize Bakayoko being late tot raining.
It's clear you're trying to make Bakayoko a scapegoat for your failures.

With the way things are going I might not be watching Milan for a long time.
This is more disgusting than B&G at their worst.

#Believe

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>implying Elliot FC wanted to qualify for the Champions League or the Europa League
>implying they're not sabotaging the season on purpose to keep UEFA from sniffing around their financial reports (Preziosi already pulled this trick in 2015)
>implying hiring incompetent fools like Gattuso, Leonardo and Maldini wasn't a ruse all along

>Page 7

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Next weekend fantacalcio, de Roon or Freuler?

Lads, I hope you all find suitable girlfriends

do Milan fans not rate Cutrone enough to be willing to sell him to Inter without calling him a traitor?

Why would he go there? If he wants to leave it means he wants to play more, in inda he'll be warming the bench for Lautaro.

you removed the best line of that answer

>try for conte
>he uses you to make a decent club come out
>now everyone expects a decent manager
State of Baldini fras. I know Pallotta doesn't give a shit about the team but for fuck sake how the fuck is he still trusting that piece of shit.
Tbqh it wasn't a bad idea to do something like Ancelotti to Napoli but it was to be expected that Conte would just use Roma to shill himself and now they've basically locked themselves up in a position where you either get a good manager or you keep Ranieri because there's no way in hell they can convince supporters that Giampaolo is a believable improvement.

>Conte literally snubbing Riomma
lmao, they tought they were a big team

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Seems like Totti is leaving Roma for what sources are describing as a "break". The reasons would be the lack of decisional power and the non existent ambition from the club.

Apparently Kessie can aslo act not like a retard but a relatable human

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Pretty sure begging a manager to save you is the opposite of thinking you're a big club, user. It's funny cause Conte was pretty specific in shitting on the ownership alone so they can't even swing it around on the fact that he's a jj lifelong or that "muh ambiente" drove him away.
With Totti leaving we're reaching sky high crisis levels here

>the non existent ambition from the club.
he plaied there his whole life he should have known that

OH BABY
O PLIS DOW CHOW
AWWRIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8

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Allegri putana.

can they really to be called a squad if the ambition not there's? let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round

Based Mondial poster

Ambition is literally the only thing that Roma had between 2002 and 2010

Imagine being Kluivert lmao

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twitter.com/DRussodeCerame/status/1125729879549517824

EDF spotted in Milan

Eusè don't do it

This whole Baka-Gattuso feud sounds like a big misunderstanding between two absolute brainlets not understanding each other's broken english

>in Via Turati
lmao Milan's headquarters isn't even there anymore

Names of the middle two?

Sevilla have reportedly offered former Roma boss Eusebio Di Francesco a two-year contract to become their next Coach.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport’s Nicolo Schira, Di Francesco is the ‘first choice’ on Sevilla’s list of managerial appointments.

It comes after a report in Tuesday’s Marca, which claimed the ex-Sassuolo man was the ‘leading candidate’ to take charge of the five-time Europa League winners.

A move to Andalusia would see the 49-year-old reunite with Monchi, who was Roma’s sporting director before his return to Sevilla last month.

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Why dont italian clubs try english/spanish coaches instead of just recycling and trading edf/mazzari/sinisa/gasp/montella/spalletti around? And then they wonder why italian football is in a perpetual deadlock

>Pardew’s Parma, Allardyce’s Atalanta


Not even English clubs want English coaches.

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Got one
instagram.com/giuli_gatta/?hl=it

Imagine the smell

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>english/spanish
i understand spanish or german coaches but why would anyone want an english one? Also foreign coaches rarely succeeds here for some reason, but i too would like some foreigners to mix things up.

God... I need a dago gf

>english
lmao
>spanish
the only good ones are Valverde and Guardiola

>Valverde
Spanish Allegri
>Guardiola
Spanish Sarri

>sosa
>enrique
>garcia
anyway don't worry I'm sure Roma will pull a shit foreign coach out of Baldini's ass that media will sell as the next ___

Betis' coach is good isn't he, something Setien

valverde and allegri are similar because they're both obsessed with tictocs and terrible at buying players, but guardiola isn't like sarri at all. sarri is a choker who doesn't know how to play in a formation that isn't 4-3-3, while guardiola has a great repertoire of formations and doesn't choke the league.

>guardiola isn't like sarri
They're both obsessed with MUH POSSESSION and post-Messi Guardiola is as much of a choker as Sarri

*ruins the chance of Dutch coaches working in Italy*

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>Paqueta three games
It's a fucking joke. The first yellow wasn't even deserved

there are tons of coaches obsessed with possession.

>post-Messi Guardiola is as much of a choker as Sarri
>wins premier league with 100 points
>will win it again despite being 9 points behind Liverpool in december
yeah, no

twitter.com/SempreMilanCom/status/1125494179029815296

3 game ban for Paqueta lmao

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RIP CL hopes

>Dominate the league easily
>Get rekt in CL by Liverpool and Tottenham
That's pure choking

>ynr Hodgson's Inter

wtf you can't even slap the ref's hand in italy

Frank the farmer, he cant even do well in fucking MLS
Aka the retard who deployed motherfucking Roberto Carlos as center forward and spammed crosses to him, also told him he would never be a decent fullback

The problem with these two isnt their nationality but simple coincidence that they are both idiots. Sure Frank couldve been given a bit more time but nothing wouldve changed anyway

>>will win it again despite being 9 points behind Liverpool in december
It says more about Liverpool than Guardiola don't you think?

The ref was just escorting him away to cool down the situation, he could simply take a step away or gently remove ref's arms instead of slapping them like a kid

youtube.com/watch?v=4413dqatV9c
>you now remember Roy Hodjson

Why the fuck would he even consider this? Monchi shit signings for two years straight were the reason of EDF demise

>mfw joining inter

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What is this job?

Yes, but they were covering each other's asses all that time (EDF kept playing Monchi's shit signings and Monchi kept convincing Palotta to not sack EDF) so maybe they form a good duo.

Well, if it weren't for Monchi's shitty transfer campaigns EDF wouldn't have been at risk of getting sacked, would he?

Monchi gave him some of Palotta's money he pocketed from his shitty transfers. It's a conspiracy.

It's already starting to grow on me desu, but only the front. The back is still inferno-tier

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There's not much freedom for the back, you need to put a square to make the number well visible in it

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The absolute state of modern design.

Seems like Conte is looking for work

So fucking ugly lmao.

Have the number fade from white to black and charge the customers extra?

They probably wanna grow their popularity in developing countries like India as well so they don't want to make too expensive

>deployed motherfucking Roberto Carlos as center forward
clearly played too much Winning 11

or just use a border like the sponsor lmao it's like it was made by retards

this

ЮThe club announces that the medical tests Lucas Biglia underwent today have ruled out any fractures or lesions. The player has been diagnosed with a pelvic region contusion and his conditions will be assessed over the coming days.

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I never got whats the point of using as models players you will be selling soon

>The club announces that the medical tests Lucas Biglia underwent today have ruled out any fractures or lesions. The player has been diagnosed with a pelvic region contusion and his conditions will be assessed over the coming days.

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I don't watch la liga much but from what I read, people think he's a fraud

Patrician or not?

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>You will never sip on Froggy's homemade wine as he entertains you with funny anecdotes about Guarin and Nagatomo

very patrician

youtube.com/watch?v=G3OaMZojJRg

What a qt.

He is redpilled. I like Ranocchia even as Milan customer

voglio succhiare il cazzo a ranocchia mentre beve del vino e legge un libro

imagine the logs

>implying allegri would choke a 3 goal margin two seasons in a row

Allegri OUT
Spanish Allegri IN

>implying Allegri could get a 3 goal margin

Lads what is wrong with Barca jesus

worst timeline

Hating Liverpool makes you either a bbilanista or (possibly even worse) someone that browses Yea Forums outside of /seriea/. It will be nice to witness the complete meltdown if they win something

>best timeline
fixed

>just bbilanisti can hate liverpool
how old are you?

>Inter almost wasted millions on Vidal

He would be still a solid midfielder in Italy

Reminder that you need Dutch players to go far in the CL these days, next year it's Atalanta's year

He was the best for Barça on both legs, they started shitting themselves after he was subbed

Their fans are the worst in the world and they've been apart of two games where a bunch of fans died.

FUCK MESSHIT AND FUCK NEGROTELLI

SE SALTELLI MUORE BALOTELLI

That happened decades ago, right now they're singing all together with the whole team.

Find me something similar in Italy or in any other country

>That happened decades ago
Yeah they kind of just acted like they weren't at fault and it never happened.

Based and redpilled.

lmao literally every team with an anthem, just that sky doesn't bother to shut the fuck up during it with italian teams

>Liverpool-Ajax in the final
The most kino final in years lads.

*fails to produce a player more talented than Balotelli in a decade*

caldara il nuovo nesta fra

Cutrone il nuovo Inzaghi fra

>caldara il nuovo nesta
*ahem*

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IL TERZINO CHE CROSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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LA GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA CHARRRRRRRRRRRRUAAAAAAAAA!

Who would outchoke who in a 1v1?

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>alisson speaking italian

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literally a 1 to 1 copy of the quarter final in Rome last season. what the fuck is Valverde thinking? falling for the same kind of meme pressing 2 seasons in a row

Messi should at this point just move to Inter, shame he's too autistic to understand the narrative.

Messi is going to Ajax in a swap deal for de Ligt

>Page 8
Liverpool can kill as many Juventini as they want but I won't allow them to kill a /seriea/ thread

straight swap Messi/Icardi, who says no

kek

i would literally go and kidnapp Icardi from wanda and bring him forcefully at Camp nou

I'd pin Wanda down to the floor for you while you do the rest

I'd let Wanda's sister sit on my face if that helps

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>Salvini: "I will invite Gattuso to a dinner at the end of the season. Also Bakayoko? No ..."

Fucking based and redpilled.

Sleep tight /seriea/

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patrician opinion: liverpool should never ever be allowed to win the PL, but winning the CL is fine
congrats to liverpool

What about Ivana, she could ruin the plan

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mommy

I'm assembling a team

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One last job

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Just like the old days

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That happened to me with my first gf in high school. She was cute and had nice big round tits, blonde, blue eyes, flatt butt though, a 7/10. She was sweet and I was really happy to have a gf.

Then i met her big sister for the first time at their place for dinner; her sister looked like some avatar of Skadi or something. Perfect face (to me), eyes like emeralds, dark blonde slightly wavy hair that looked like lion's mane on her, tall, athletic, tits and ass.

Their parents were divorced so the big sister was shotcaller whenever their father wasn't home, she had a temper and a real aura of authority too. Always treaded lightly around her. Thought about stealing panties from her laundry basket, but too scared.

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You think she ever eavesdropped on you two as you were going at it?

Sign me right the fuck up

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She banged on the door on a few occasions. Learned to put on music after that.

>sleep through the whole evening due to fucked up schedule
>apparently the game of the season, if not of the decade, happens
everytime

will be some highlights on youtube probably

>page nein

>page 7

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>apologize to agnelli
told you eplel will start dominating euro cups. better get that superleague sorted soon

>eplel will start dominating euro cups
people have been saying this since 2010 and we've yet to witness an English team own the CL in a dominant fashion like the Spanish
I dunno maybe it's going to be their moment once and for all but it's still too soon imo, let's wait for another 3-4 years when the effects of their massive TV deal will kick in on the long haul

Next year it's SerieA's year

Juventus-Napoli CL final
Atalanta-Inter EL final

>Napoli
>Focusing on CL

You know better than that user

Not even the match of the year. Barça did more against Roma last season.

>Napoli making it to knockout stage
>Atlanta getting third spot in a CL group
>Inter not crashing out against the first non farmer team
Boy the delusion is strong today

>Milan midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko is being linked with a shock move to city rivals Inter.

pls no uppity brainlet niggers in.

digits confirmed bakayoko to inter

This nigga is right
Atalanta will get the second place

Will never happen. So why even think about stuff like that?

Dubs to cancel out bbilan melanin-enriched rejects to Inter

>Pallotta: "we have our own tv station with 6m subscribers"
>it's free with sky sport subscrition
>sky has 5m subscribers overall
>"there's 9 radio station throwing shit on Roma and since we opened up our own 3 of them went bankrupt"
>"""""""nine"""""""
>none went bankrupt
>nobody listens to Roma Radio

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I have an earwax plug lads, what the fuck do I do?

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The other day I was discussing with a fellow of mine and connoisseur of football such as me that Brozovic-Bakayoko would be a perfect midfield duo

cerulisina. Don't buy those fucking candles

Uhhh there are those drops that you can use, ask in a pharmacy?
How does that even fucking happen, dont you use qtips regularly?

Are inter ironic shitposting? can anyone explain wtf they are doing? 700 fucking players . more spend than psg..

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arrivals and departures numbers for Italian clubs always look inflated because >we don't have B teams or U23 ones here (aside from Juventus who started just this season) and the only way to keep hold of young players coming through the ranks is either loaning them or putting buyback clauses in their contracts

Check the timescale, psg barely existed in 98/99

That was a good thing

I had one for three weeks, I've tried anything, do as says, I've been scammed with those fucking candles.

twitter.com/giovanni_iltrap/status/1126018876213477376


>Being called a coward by Moreno! What to say? I found him very brave (or mad) for returning to defend that arbitration. Dear Byron, prison and years do not seem to have transmitted a minimum of humility to you.

Based Trap

>he doesn't know about the good old inter with 250 bench warmers youtube.com/watch?v=_n4bang89KQ

>Trap blasting Moreno on twitter
what a time to be alive

ironic shitposting is the reason why milanese clubs are shitholes nowaday

>dont you use qtips regularly?
You shouldn't be doing that, you know?

Nope

A lawyer has assured Chelsea that they will have ‘no legal problems’ keeping Juventus loanee Gonzalo Higuain, despite their transfer ban.

Chelsea’s options to buy Higuain and prolong his loan from Juve have been shrouded in doubt following their FIFA ban on registering new players, but Luciano Ruggiero Malagnini insists their deal for the striker is unaffected.

“The decision is already in operation, but it has no retrospective effect in its application,” he told Tuttomercatoweb.

“Technically speaking, exercising an option to buy happens before the start of the transfer window.

“Therefore, Chelsea would have no legal problems with regards to keeping Higuain, which would be a consequence of a deal already set up.”

going to my teams first home game this season. they played a few already and only now im going. having a few cheeky beers before heading to the stadium.

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rip

twitter.com/juventusfans/status/1126119921237340160

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DON'T YOU KNOW, I WILL BE BY YOUR SIDE
I'LL BE WITH YOU (x3)

>CHORUS (ALL TOGETHER NOW)
O O OOO O OOO O OOO OO OO OOO (x2)

THIS BANANA IS FOR BAKAY0K0
--------------------------------------------------

>REPEAT CHORUS

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FORZA AJAX

does this mean they would be stuck with him for many years?
I would only buy Higuain if a short 1 or 2 years contract were possible. he is old and very past his prime

'"MOSES'" KEAN'S ACTUAL VALUE IS BEYOND THE HUNDRED OF SHKELIM (cit. (andrea) (agnelli))

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>big liar

Pasquetta is actually a shitty player and most probably a closeted gay 'man'.

No wonder he's so appreciated by a mongoloid bandwagon of terruncelli like AC BILAN SHIT bnadwagoners who still dream of long time past mafia success.

BILAN MERDA

BILAN MERDA

BILAN VAFFANCULO

you know you're getting a "cringe" from the madman, don't you?

This is (almost) better than winning CL

Do you even FM in Italy?

yikes

>le antisemitic Inter customer man
Yikes

Our keeper saved a penalty and our meme brazilian scored at the end of first half.

Looks ready to join your main beloved team

are finnish goalkeepers better than swedish ones?

Palotta = mad

Yes, Hradecky is much better than Lolssen

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Imma put my reddito di cittadinanza bux on Ajax-tothennam (0-3).
Good result?

Yes hradecky is a goat. Great with feet too. He loves beer so hard to get him out of germany. Finnish personality is gud for goalkeeping. In hockey our keepers are goat.

Saw a dream few weeks ago that netherlands airport esploded with confetti.. so i think ajax all the way.

>we need more gold and land to build "your" colosseum, put pressure on the government goy
>you do want your entertainment and overpriced tickets don't you goy?

is he retarded

B-Betty NOOOOOO

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>constantly shits on fans
>please fans help ME (not Roma) make money

I cant think of a bigger turn-off piece of female clothing than loose shorts

Neckslut game onpoint tho

Sapete forse dove posso scaricare l'anime con il doppiaggio italiano?

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Topo gigio's anime?

It's a very old anime and I can't find any torrent but there's various streams
guardaserie.co/streaming/bentornato-topo-gigio/
idk if they're working tho

No no - la foto non è collegata
Ho visto un pezzo di Haruhi e mi piaceva il doppiaggio, ma non so dove posso trovarlo.
Sorry for the mistakes, I'm doing my best

Huh, should've said sooner kek
here's a magnet
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:19A7C9D62D56B0458BD7DE9CEB3257449F3DDF95&dn=La+malinconia+di+Haruhi+Suzumiya+s01e00-13.torrent&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tntvillage.scambioetico.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tntvillage.scambioetico.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2FIPv6.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.mg64.net%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce

thanks a lot

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you're welcome fra

>monchi bought pastore instead of ziyech
how can anyone defend this fucking hack

You don't get it, Pastore was a great player to have in FIFA 11 so he must be great irl!

this same post every week for a month now kek

I've been saying this since the start of the season, and I will continue saying it, m8

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Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, kid?

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complain endlessly

come to inter white man

keep up the good work vez

Conte looking like he is legit going back to Juve.
I for one welcome back my 3-5-2 overlord.
Ronaldo-Dybala
Ramsay?
Spina-Matuidi-hopefully sign anybody-Cancelo
Chiellini-Snake-New signing
Woj

This is a trump tier tweet

Szczesny
New - Bonucci - Chiellini
Cancelo - Pjanic - Can - Spinazzola
Ramsey
Bernardeschi - Ronaldo

Aahhahahahh
2-2 Moura Doppietta in 2 minuti
Ahahhahahah

Dybala centralized and closer towards goal would revive his career I think. If anything I'd say play Berna behind Dybala and Ronaldo. I also think Pjanic gets sold, you could also use Bernardeschi on the right side in a 3-5-2

Fuck you Allegri, Ajax is fucking shit

Count yourself lucky that you didn't have to hear some "people" actually trying to say Pastore should be confirmed next season after his AMAZING performance against Cagliari

Conte usually needs a big man upfront to hoof it to

>Ramsey
Are juventini so clueless that they actually think Ramsey won't go through 5 injuries in one season?

So? If he's fit he's a stater

K I N O

Ouch

>bad guys winning both semifinals
worst timeline

user NO

All english final.
Such an horrible year for football.

I really can't stand this, this is too painful even for someone neutral

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Is Spalletti not a fraud if Tottenham wins the CL?

Will this be a wakeup call for serie a? It won't.

Early season Tottenham was embarrassing

>Score 2 goals in first half
>Proceed to park the bus for no reason in the 2nd half and get btfo
That was Gattuso managing in 2nd half and you cannot, I REPEAT, YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

>Proceed to park the bus
More like proceed to choke the third goal over and over

Comunque fioi, I don't like all these blowouts and comebacks and all that. I get that they are very cinematic and the CL writers like them, but they make football feel too "random". It's like a race to whoever fucks up the least.

All English finalS, Chelsea and Arsenal are basically in

>Brozović suspended
>Vecino dead
Valero-Joao pivot incoming fras.

>park the bus
Hardly. The first goal came with the defensive line on the midfield. Then they just got pushed into the box. If it was organised bus parking they would have made it. Should have subbed in huntelaar to hoof it up

...

>Proceed to park the bus
at least watch the games you shitpost about

You're stupid if you deny that Ajax parked the bus in 2nd half.
They didn't even have that many good chances in 2nd half because most of the time they were trying to play defense for no reason.

The Serb and Ziyech should have been subbed out long time ago.

I just don't understand these suicide tactics, I really don't.
And that damn 3rd Spurs goal in the dying minutes of the game was so damn predictable. It's why I'm always wary these days of this shit being all scripted now. Something just feels off.

>I get that they are very cinematic and the CL writers like them
So you too think this was scripted huh?
I'm not the only one?

It feels like they've been pulling the comeback meme way too much lately that it's lost its novelty.

fucking hell, it's an entertaining competition but it's kind of depressing with no italian clubs in.

How the fuck do you choke this hard against b-tier english club? That dane fucked it all up but it's not like entire team wasn't playing terrible in general

Did you watch the game?
Ajax was parking the bus 95% of the time in 2nd half.

In 1st half they played great as usual. In 2nd half it's like they were playing like a Mourinho team(only they don't possess the quality/experience to play that way)

You confuse simple defending against a team that is attacking you with actually parking the bus.
Ajax never refused to attack when Tottenham lost the ball and gave them some air, instead they missed some very important chances to close it

Erik ten Hag is not Danish.
They just gave up playing in 2nd half. I got Milan vs Napoli flashbacks where Shittuso also did the same shit.

Please defend Allegri again you retards I dare you

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In all complete seriousness, I believe football, at least top games, is scripted. Not every player is in it, but some are. Not the whole game, just some key events and the final result.

I mean, call me paranoid but I look at things like
>The 1984–85 Serie A season heralded Hellas Verona's first and so far only Scudetto. Unusually, none of the big three of Juventus, Milan or Internazionale managed to finish in the top two
>It was the only season when referees were assigned to matches by way of a random draw instead of being assigned to a specific match by a special commission of referees

We know the draw is rigged, it was confirmed. We know how much power the tv has.

Uhh no I'm not confusing anything.
Ajax clearly were playing deeper in the 2nd half.

Their pressing was non-existent and they weren't even trying to control the game whatsoever.

They were playing extremely passively, just waiting for Tottehnham to make mistakes instead of them pressing them to make mistakes.

There's a huge difference between the first and 2nd halves and no it's not because Tottenham suddenly got a lot better, because they didn't.

How the fuck would it work tonight? You're saying Ajax's players were involved too? Because there was not a single ref's decision that changed the game in favor of one or the other

We all know Serie A is a bunch of bullshit but that's different from being scripted.

UEFA has been corrupt for a long time but lately they've just been WWE-tier.
Way too many of these "Le epic comeback" games and shit. I suppose it's because the CL has lost a lot of popularity in the last few years.

>You're saying Ajax's players were involved too?
Tadic looked suspicious with his horrible performance.
Then there's the coach's terrible performance and who was the guy who fucked over the keeper for the 2nd goal?

Well, if you want something about the CL there is last year's story about Roma knowing that they were going to be playing against Liverpool before the draw.

The only thing that make me doubt my theory is that we have yet to have a Messi vs Ronaldo (tsuu) final showdown in the final.

they weren't parking the bus they were just pushed back by Tottenham, the even hit the post and had another couple of good chances. They tried to park the bus just int last 10 or so minutes and they were terrible at it

Tadic was invisible against Jj and in the 1st half as well, he's always been inconsistent.

Son played like shit too

>two assists and could have had more if ziyech wasnt retarded
>horrible performance

>The only thing that make me doubt my theory is that we have yet to have a Messi vs Ronaldo (tsuu) final showdown in the final.
That's way too obvious, they're saving that for when Tsuu's final season 6 years from now when he turns 40.

They want to save it until then so they can exploit the drooling zoomers for all their worth.
They want the "OMG GAIZ THIS IS THE FINAL DUEL BETWEEN MESSI AND RONALDO I'M S SADDDDDDDDD ME WANNNAAAAAAA CRYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAH ;_;" money

Fuck what shit. Spurs was ass. Based pochettino said to ten haag "you won" like 3 times

>they weren't parking the bus they were just pushed back by Tottenham
Wrong.

>the even hit the post and had another couple of good chances.
They were shit. The midfield didn't support the attack nearly as well as in first half.
They were not dangerous at all.

For most of the time they were a shit show just parking the bus. Complete night and day difference compared to the first half where they were playing very confidently and attacking as a team, making tons of great combinations and shit.

Literally lost a sitter in the first half and pulled so much dumb shit throughout the game.

Not saying he's consistent but today he was especially off.
But even then he's not the most suspicious, that still goes to Eric ten Hag for the way he managed the 2nd half.

DO NOT FEED THE LOCAL ALBANIAN

Sleep tight (hopefully without ever waking up) /seriea/

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Albania is going way too far with his gomblotti

>If Inter didn't draw at home against fucking PSV this would never have happened
I have no idea how to feel about this, il calcio is truly strano Beppe

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Also if Napoli didn't concede a roandom goal to Red Star when they won 3-1 in the groups Liverpool wouldn't be here

I don't want to defend Inter and Napoli being shitters, but it's a bit infuriating that foreign teams flourish for >our blunders while the only Italian team that has the financial ability to compete with these monsters embarrasses itself every year. Italian football might truly be unredeemable

There is nobody to blame about the PSV match other than Spalletti, he exposed and cemented himself then and there as a weak manager without balls who enjoys draws

I dont think we wouldve gotten as far as spurs have but it was still bullshit
Cannot wait for the summer purge

>The only thing that make me doubt my theory is that we have yet to have a Messi vs Ronaldo (tsuu) final showdown in the final.
2009

We both know that one doesn't count

>Moral winners

ajax football was like sarri times ten and pep times hundred.

now the vultures will buy that team to shreds.. atleast ajax will dominate eredivisie again

The problem with this logic is that even if the bigger clubs benefit from some type of corruption, the gulf in quality between them and smaller sides is so large that the 'scripting' is negligible.

sorry fra's I'm unsubbing from serie A and going all in EPL next season

Good man.

Honestly Juve has choked only this year, at Cardiff (due to Allegri master tictocs) and the first leg against Real Madrid last year
Against Barça and Bayern they were refballed, so was Roma last year against Liverpool.
It wasn't a complete disaster overall since we had only 2-3 slots, but this year with 4 slots >we really did a shameful display

How the fuck does albania manage to have the worst possible opinion on every single subject?
The nigger is so traumatized that the only things that go through his brain nowadays are "gattuso" and "rigged match" lol

brainlet couldn't cope with BBilan's downfall, simple as
if his beloved team of zozzoneri isn't winning it means it's either scripted, or rigged, or sabotaged by unknown inside agents or adulterated by the mothman in partnership with Malta's Order of Hospitaller Knights

Istanbul mentally annihilated him.

Next year's final is going to be in Istanbul

Any smart club would poach Hag

Sadly next year will only be worse, considering that Nabule is ready to topple, Inter (if they make it) will need to find a replacement for its former two most important men, and the 4th spot is contended by two blazing garbage fires and a supermarket team. Maybe Dea gets there and pulls an Ajax, who knows

what's made allegri a joke is not losing to ajax, but that they couldn't create a single chance for 40 mins at home. both tot and madrid coulda scored 5, while jj was hoofing it around doing nothing

People underrate how a call or a lucky bounce can ruin a CL campaign. Juve clearly weren't as talented as Barca or Real in the finals. The Barca final was honestly probably closer and I still remember a foul not being called on Pogba and Barca scoring on a counter (not talking about the PK) Cardiff wasn't a choke, but Allegri really didn't set them up for success with their lineup.

Honestly what has made Allegri a joke is Juve's performances in the league and that the team clearly has no identity. All great teams have an identity Juve's used to be smother you and hit you on a deadly counter. That goal vs Monaco was a thing of beauty. Juve under Allegri right now has no identity, they don't attack, they don't retain possession, can't defend for shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=uMWWu3Zz1m4

Another Juve goal that showed when they had an idea of what to do.
youtube.com/watch?v=1sP2p495BtU
Look at the spaces the attackers take up and how everybody knows their role, now it's a cluster fuck of roaming and putting in shitty crosses.

>Marchisio's lob
>Dybala's backheel
>Dani Alves drifting in
>Dani Alves with another backheel
>Dybala's first touch shot
gee, I wonder what happened to these players, surely they haven't been forced out or alienated by the manager have they?

I'm blaming Allegri for losing the plot, he's run his course. Didn't mean to defend him if that's how it looked. He's clearly lost it like Mourinho

yeah their counters aren't as good as before, but sometimes you also got a seige a team and come from behind. jj looked absolutely clueless vs ajax 2nd half and that's unforgivable.

Alves was always a merc and Marchisio eventually succumbed to injuries though it's a shame how quickly he was whisked away. That said, Allegri still isn't a good man manager and if he stays (god forbid), he'll just continue his descent into lunacy

cheer up /seriea/, at least you're not

>page 9

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>Di Franceso is the club’s first choice to become the next manager and there has been contact as he has been in Milano the last three days, according to today’s edition of Gazzetta dello Sport.
>Not only is Gattuso likely to leave at the end of the season, but even Leonardo’s future will be up in the air as he also risks losing his position. [Gazzetta dello Sport]

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I thought EDF going to unite with his lover, Monchi?

Milan trying to get him doesn't mean he won't run away to Spain.

Monchi literally said "EDF is far from the first choice" the other day

Raiola suspended what the fuck

When will we have another italian cl final?

>league has no teams competitive in CL
>user pretends two

So no Balotelli in Brescia?

Dutchbro please let us know if you're alive
He has an endless network of agents. You think he literally does everything by himself?

Will Froggy finally get some minutes against chievo, what did they mean by this

>Devrij injured

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Allegri putana

>no Brozo
>no Danilo
>no De Vrij
>possibly no Neighbor
lads

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>wenger for roma
it was only a matter of time before someone said it

>cazzetta dello sport

>Di francesco now first choice to be new milan manager

Why?

Because >we have lost control of our lives

To be honest I doubt he can do worse than Gattuso, but this is Milan, we should expect anything.

Because Serie A teams are narrow-minded and stupid. They only hire the same 8 coaches every time. Doesn't matter if they're good or bad. These days it's:

Montella, Mihajlovic, EDF, Giampaolo, Gasperini, Spaletti, Allegri, Mazzari.

If you're not one of them you're not getting the job, unless it's like bottom the 10 clubs.

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Will we see him in action once more before the end of the season?

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*Ends the Juventus era and wins Serie A back to back with Inter*

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Because you believe papers made up bullshit

>forced out or alienated by the manager
lol no, marchisio died, dybala is shit and alves is a glory/money hunter

>tfw boss loaned me to Los Angeles jews
Never I thought I'd miss Italy. And I've yet to go there

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why is it so fucking cold reeeeeeeeee

>According to the broadcaster, the ‘deep’ respect between Conte and Inter general manager Beppe Marotta, plus the ‘solid and ambitious’ project offered by Suning Group, go hand-in-hand.

yess pls. contes style goes with grande inter and mourinho style.

Some say Gonde is closing with Jj some say with Inter, what is going on?

Pavel is still trying to convice Agnelli.

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Reminder for /seriea/ to boycott the Champions League (and the Europa League if the finals are Arselel - Chelsea), force everyone else to boycott them even if it means smashing their TVs, and to start supporting their local teams if they aren't already. Fuck the EPL, fuck Agnelli, and FUCK THAT CLOSED UCL BULLSHIT.

yeah wont watch spurs was utter shit compared to ajax

Los Angeles is 10% white. Like Brazil is whiter.

That's the least of my problem fra.

You're going to Hollywood, lad. What appears to be the problem?

Fra embrace the tinder culture and abuse the italiano accento and maybe grow your hair out a little bit a la Pirlo

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pusi

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cosa ci viene a fare nella vostra squadra di merda lmao

What's the point of boycotting it if i'm gonna watch illegal stream anyway? Fuck agnelli though, killing of domestic leagues for superleague or alternate version of it just because of bongs is fucking retarded

everything to spite the perfidious albion is based by default tbqh

>shock sarri to jj reports
itshappening.jpg

>juve keeps dominating italy
>chelsea gets relegated because transfer ban + good players leaving
Worst timeline possible

>he said in a thread dedicated to a domestic league
Btw enjoy your tuesday games with rotation players

it's already being killed. soon enough, some shitter like aston villa will be able to buy papu and we'll be stuck watching 45 yo quagliarella in Tim league

>Leonardo has denied making any contacts with Di Francesco regarding the Milan job

Kino

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That I'm literally going to Hollywood. I want Bergamo gf not self serving Ameriburger one
>Tinder culture
Fuck that shit too, I'm scared as fuck of not getting laid.

So, just finished watching this on netflix, thoughts on it italian anons?

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>tfw boss loaned me to Los Angeles jews
What the fuck, what do you do?

I hate Scamarcio and now he's literally everywhere

RUDE
U
D
E

>What the fuck, what do you do?
I work for studios here in Italy and France, I do marketing and coordinate productions. I was freelance but a signed a contract 6 months ago and they already loaned me. I'm fucking higuain tier. I don't know what to do. I know it's even illegal to bet and I'll have to stay around burger customers instead of my usual bar.
Nah, Klopp flops again in CL and then he comes to Jj.

LA is overcrowded cesspool with unjustifiably high rent prices, terrible traffic and so on. It's only good for people who are rich enound they can afford to buy a house in Hollywood Hills. Only Bay Area is worse probably
t. never been to the US but had to throw in my two cents

>Conte to Inda
>Allegri potentially leaving
you know it's happening

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Pochettino said that he might leave regardless of the result in the final

>boss gives you a free trip to LA
>boohoo woe is me

City will win the league and Liverpool will win CL 100%. Tottenham are fucking shit,and they deserve shit. Every single one of their players are massively overrated except maybe Dier and Sanchez.

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please post in my thread :)

thanks!

>shit season
>99% chances of finishing outside CL
>destroyed a team that was in CL semifinals a year ago
>Conte just took a flaming hot shit on him while being very careful picking his words so that it's very clear he's only saying no because """""his project""""" isn't going anywhere
>3 matches left with no hopes and tickets for the match against Juventus start from 50€
>hasn't been in Rome in a year
>asks the fans that he constantly insults to put pressure on city hall for his own gain
is there a person more detached from reality than James Pallotta?

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>shit season
>99% chances of finishing outside CL
>destroyed a team that was in CL semifinals a year ago
That was Monchi and EDF fault. Not him.

Why does the city of Rome block new stadium proposals every time?

if it's not on him is just because he doesn't decides shit, because he simply counts as much as a storage guy from the media center. Monchi and EDF are both brainlets but that doesn't mean they're the only ones at fault here.
But that is beside my point. What I'm amazed at is: how the fuck can you expect fans to support you in this situation? Why would they do that? Nobody believes in the fairy tale that once Roma has the stadium it's going to magically outbuy other clubs with actual ownerships.
The city isn't blocking anything. The law is since it's fucking land speculation. He had three mayors and two governments supporting the project (which the stadium is only 13% of). If he wanted to build a stadium and not a whole new area of the city in a place that
>Pallotta doesn't own, the contractor does
>the contractor is in jail for bribery ON THIS VERY MATTER
>the contractor hasn't paid for the area from the actual owner
>the area is subject to constant floodings
>the area has lacking infrastructure as it is and no actual improvement scheduled apart from a train station on the one of the worst regional train sections in italy
and so on, he would already have built it.
City hall has been pushing the shit out of this project for years, even after multiple arrests. Fuck Raggi and friends went from "the stadium in that area is absolutely not going to be built" to "we'll just get rid of a skyscraper and everything will be fine" while actually helping Pallotta by removing all the infrastructure that was agreed under the former mayor. M5S desperately needs it to show everyone that they're not actually against big projects. Malagò, president of CONI, who has everything to lose from Roma moving away from Olimpico has pushed it together with his friends at Circolo Canottieri Aniene. Do not buy the bullshit that the city and muh strong powers are blocking the project.

Because it is a shit project that got approved by bribing officials in the first place, but they are so incompetent that they even got caught so now they are actually looking into it.

I'd start supporting SPAL or kill my self.

The fuck is that? Are they making new logo every year now or what

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From TIM's official twitter btw. The tweet just says "coming soon"

better than the last one tbqh

Still no match to what's been until this season. That one was kino.

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fixed

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ew, it look like something done with Word Art, why is Serie A always 10 years behind on everything?

What the hell is Tim's problem?

Di Marzio and Romano say Inda.

Yikes.

Journos overhyping shit. Here's my speculation:
>JJ
Definitively possible but Allegri's position is too strong as of now, and even if he topples Agnelli could find other alternatives
>Inda
The rumours are the most reliable, if only because they're older. The only problem is that kicking Spalletti and his staff out would be a huge expense to add to the already large wage Conte is asking, but Zhang has proven to be willing to pay under the desk.
>Roma
I don't see Ranieri leaving. He's decent, would be easy to convince, and despite Monchi leaving Roma is still too much of a supermarket to afford to spend that much for a manager, expecially now that they have nothing good to sell anymore (except maybe Dzeko but how much can you ask for him).
It might be still too close to call. As of now I could even see him not going anywhere.

>Jj
that's true, as of now Allegri is too strong, I heard that one of his friends (Barillà) was spreading rumors that he's got a offer for PSG for 14+ mlns, knowing that Agnelli has no alternatives so he has to renew his contract and offer at least 10+ mlns
>Inda
True. They still have 2 years of Spalletti but Zhang seems a madman. Maybe they won't invest much in players but Conte & Marotta have fetishes for weak players like Darmian
>Roma
Idk, Roma without CL is going to lose much of its charm (and even with that it still isn't a real big club), like Jj they'll stick with Ranieri for lack of alternatives

Yeah, in the end Allegri/Conte/Ranieri seems realistic. Also
>Milan
hope Gattuso remains :^)

I didn't include Milan because while they're very unpredictable and have money coming out of their ass, they prefer to spend it on useless players. For real, we have no reason to believe they had a contact with Conte, and have no way to know wether Conte would agree. Everything can happen though

Milan's getting Conte or Pochettino and there's nothing you can do about it

Imagine unironically believing that spalletti will stay

They're still having their never-ending battle with UEFA, if they don't qualify for CL they're gonna sell someome.
Reminder Milan is the second team behind Juve for players' salaries and they're not even sure to end 4th kek

Milan's keeping Gattuso for two more seasons and there's nothing you can do about it

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based

Ranieri isn't liked by Baldini and friends. He's too much on Totti's side. He also already has better offers.
Roma will get some barely known foreign manager like Fonseca. Something similar to Luis Enrique that the media cocksuckers will start hyping like the next [insert name of famous manager from the same nation] and will inevitably crash and burn.
Also Conte has openly stated that he's not coming to Roma by shitting on Pallotta.