/hoc/

Reminder that avatarfagging is just as bad as tripfagging.

Mr. Pasanen is an inspiration to finns, and humanity everywhere.

What the fuck?!

based

Then why don't you stop?

I bet you think that reaction images are avatarfagging.

any image collection can be included as avatarfagging if you use them exclusively and customize them to be unique

based
fucking
retard

are you going to say the guy who posts "blinking react gif" isn't an avatarfag?

agreed
if you enjoy avatarfagging you might as well go back where you came from (reddit)

t. doesnt understand the definition of avatarfagging

>if I don't like it, it's against the rules

OKAY
Okay
BLUE JAYS
Blue Jays
LET'S
Let's
PLAY
Play
BALL

sure is

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Lots of mad ITT
>surprise surprise it's the leafs

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angry avatar using retard

hello friends
just woke up
hockey

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Oh look its that obese tripcuck sticking up for avatarfagging

Based.

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Great thread nerds

PLD best player in that draft

It's 2:30pm on a Monday. Get your shit together.

Jesse Puljujärvi will be a generational talent.

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Oh look my number one fan is here

hopefully he types a diatribe of sadness when we bully him about being an obese loser again. that was pretty funny

I'm just joshing lad, I've been up and at 'em for hours.

I just want the playoffs to be over so we can go back to talking about hockey related things

Stop avatarfagging

These playoffs cant end soon enough. Such a snoozefest.

These playoffs have been great.

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He needs attention so badly he sits in here all day and posts with an avatar. His life is worthless.

why, cause the relocanes are making the ecf?
reminder that the sens made the ecf 2 seasons ago and look at them now

I hope these playoffs never end

The only way that you could know for sure if someone is here all day is if you're also here all day to watch them.

t.flames fan

based user saving my 5 minutes on GIMP

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The canes are young and have the proper pieces to stay intact. The sens did not and were pretty much only alive because they didn’t have their players all get shipped because of a fucking GF or a corrupt owner

are we making fun of flamefags itt?

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No matter what time of day I pop in to /hoc/ he’s here posting the same Carolina frog images

>Edmonton gets excited that they finally have something to talk about

Well actually when you use an avatar like a redditor anyone could easily come into /hoc/ and observe his pathetic attention seeking for 18 hours a day due to post time.

Pavelski on the controversial SJS/VGK Game 7 call: "Desert dwelling retards don't understand hockey, simple as."

>they didn’t have their players all get shipped because of a fucking GF or a corrupt owner
is this suggesting that the relocanes have a stable owner?
the canes have to be young in the core, every fucking player coming up for a raise has been shipped off in return for fucking nothing

sens and canes have a lot more in common than you let on to, you'll see it in the upcoming seasons

The bigger question is, is it worth your time to have this discussion with this random person who you will never meet

close but no cigar
>FLAMES NEAL XD

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Is it worth your time to seek attention by using an avatar or a tripcode on an anonymous imageboard? Surely you could get a job and pay a therapist with all the time you waste.

>he doesn’t know about /hoc/ meetups

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Pavelski on the controversial SJS/VGK Game 7 call: Las Vegas isn't even a hockey city, none of those scumbag degenerates can even skate.

>he thinks it's the same person
>he probably thinks everyone is the same person
yikes

based retards go take your meds.

I don't avatar fag and I'm not the retard you were replying to. I was just suggesting that you were wasting your time trying to reason with someone on an American anime imageboard. This will be my last response to you as any further interaction will be a waste of my time

Brb gonna trip because it pisses people of

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based realized what he's really dealing with poster

Avatarfags should go back where they came from (reddit)

So should canadians

For me, it’s the stone cold poster because he only shows up every few weeks

get angry about this now

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the what?

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both series will close tonight unfortunately

Amazing thread

Howry shiet can yew feggets stop taulking aboot r*dd*t k? :^)

If that guy makes a collage for either series tonight I am going to find where he lives and HEEM him.

nigga you couldn't heem a gopher if it jumped right into your fist

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you mutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "anime" this, "Carolina" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot!
(WHAT?)
A manlet
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the thread!
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back!
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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ahem
FUCK POOLUMBUS
FUCK TORONTOSTAN
FUCK FROGTREAL
FUCK VANPOOVER
GO BRUINS

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the good collage maker only did the series that mattered
some faggot has stepped up and started making them for every season to completely dilute the purpose of the collages in the first place

cringed. go to Yea Forums

boston bruins vs the san jose reddit golden sharts
bruins win in 5

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imagine being a lakelet

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that pasta gets posted in places other than Yea Forums much more often

...

i have multiple tabs open including Yea Forums and /pol/

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for every series**

I've only seen the ones for vegas, tampa, and capitals. Are you saying there are more?
Should have been one for the flames but they have no fans so I guess it doesn't really matter.

Nobody needs that many lakes. The government should really step in and do something.

Torts is SUCH a big thinker.

ya seethe lil buddy?

that is already 2 more than necessary regardless if there is more

no wonder you're such a terrible poster then.

ready for some comfy game 6's tonight lads

legit feel pity for wrestling fans. they will never live a normal life.

gonna set up a new ringtone for my phone today

Lakes are based and comfy-pilled

what do you got on deck

im actually quite elite at posting

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Took a really nasty Tavares earlier, but now I feel a lot better

>stop posting things I don't like
What are you gonna do fagboy, call your mommy?

whoa, you completely missed the point here bucko
collages are great, but if we make a collage for every fucking series than their value plummets

SEETHING shitcollage maker

how much you wanna bet its the obese bracket user trying to horn in on someone else's attention

thinking maybe this

youtu.be/8x1gmhICsGw?t=21

The truth is never simple and yet it is. The truth is we did kill him. By silence we consented... because we couldn't go on. But by Ares, what did we have to look forward to but to be discarded in the end like Cleitus? After all this time, to give away our wealth to Asian sycophants we despised? Mixing the races? Harmony? Oh, he talked of these things. I never believe in his dream. None of us did. That's the truth of his life. The dreamers exhaust us. They must die before they kill us with their blasted dreams.

How make this /hoc/ related?

>/hoc/ is shitty again

This wouldn’t have happened if the hurricanes got eliminated in the first round

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Implying I would ever create """oc""" for you losers. I don't even make threads.

that retard creates oc every time he posts an updated bracket
which why is such a fucking pain that he has to ruin it by tripfagging

Attach a picture of bulju to it.
I don't have one handy so just pretend like this little dancing girl is actually a big finnish bull.

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Good morning lad, hope you have a great week!

Why do Canes fans want to meet the Sharks in the finals so badly?

Yeah he takes his trip off and replies to himself constantly. Not only is he an obese retard but hes also unwell mentally.

because they want to travel to the california and be gay out in the open

shit like this dilutes the overall quality

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that crapitals one was way worse

that one is alright, it's the canes one that's absolutely abhorrent

that one was at least made by the collageanon

Hot take: they're all cancer

actually you're cancer bracketcuck

The leafs one was decent

Teds force game 7 tonight

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stfu k*pshit back to /box/ with you

I hope so

It's kind of dumb making these for teams that have literally won the last 3 Cup.

teds and bing bing force game 7s

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based Pete from Pittsburgh

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Isles really coulda used a 40 goal scorer in the second round.

I hope you remember that tomorrow is Bulju's birthday

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Leafs could’ve used that grit and toughness against boston. If only there were two players who’s job it was to do that

What should we get him?

the only elimination collage that ever mattered is the >rags and it's just some >rags fans making all these others so he doesn't get bullied

omnomnom

big if true

LOVE Finland
LOVE HPK

They say that tripfags are the real issue but I don't see trips causing problems, meanwhile trip haters have spent the entire thread derailing it and not talking about hockey at all

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tavares was the lone goal scorer in game 7 for toronto

Do not respond to trip fags.

Thanks faggot haven’t used the filter in a few days

if you need an associate an identity with your posting why not use one of the thousand of discussion boards out there that require an account to post

I just don't understand how the whole website is based on anonymity and then leaves a way for these attention seeking whores to do their thing.

based and hämeenlinnapilled

excuse me for the new here but who is Quentin?

>trips post ontopic!!!
>in a trip post purely about metaposting
cant make this shit up

here's an on topic post, bruins sweep columbus in 6

You faggots need to gtfo off of Yea Forums. You obviously like nothing about it. Hating on elimination collages now? Seriously hope all you contrarian redditors get aids cancer of the ass.

Why not just use a filter? Or better yet, use reddit?

Stop feeding the tripfag you colossal faggots

this is not good

And did that mean anything when Anderson let’s up a softie to nordstrom?

He is too busy crying like a baby and bleeding from his head like a weak faggot

nobody asked you

why do i need to create a safespace just to hide from the users attempting to turn an anonymous imageboard into reddit?
you are the one that feels the need to make an account, wouldnt reddit be better suited for your discussion needs?

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post yfw pavlelski comes back for game 7 just to get heemed into the shadow realm

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>pixels on a screen trigger please stop

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No cause he comes back to score the OT winner in gam 6

no, it didnt but that doesnt detract from the fact JT was the sole player on the toronto roster playing like it was a must win game

Apparently you need a safespace because you are incapable of simply ignoring things you dont like. Ironically much like a redditor

ur mums not good

>why do i need to create a safespace just to hide from the users attempting to turn an anonymous imageboard into reddit?
>creating a safespace
>trip = account
the Canatardation and assmaddery literally never stops

>delusion

I can't fucking wait for the shorks to shork

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It's Teds elimination day lads get hype

how is a tripcode not the same as an account?
it requires a log in name/password and it unique to a single user (with limitations)

Torts said Teds taking this to game 7

How do I find a /hoc/ gf bros? Everytime I go to games I see schlubs with qt /hoc/ gfs and I want one too.

isn't it clear.... schlub it up bruh.

you don't find a /hoc/ gf, you turn a gf into one

Lads I think it’s time to purge all british posters, so let’s go sharks

This

As someone who doesn't really follow sports, and only started checking this general periodically, once I heard about my city's only team doing something kinda cool, why do you call them the Teds? Feel free to leave a fake answer if it's amusing, I'll never be able to tell.

can 4chanx make your screen auto-scroll to the bottom whenever there's new posts?

Going to the clinic reminder Tavares is overrated shit

>implying those girls care or know anything about hockey

Columbus Blue Jackteds

>how is a tripcode not the same as an account?
because it's not permanent. you can stop name/tripfagging and either go user or leave Yea Forums forever at any time for any reason without consequences. you don't NEED to give any personal info directly to hiromoot. (why anyone would use email for here is fuckin beyond me anyway, even if it's a throwaway/burner account.)

Getting a colonoscopy?

>thinking Columbus will be eliminated at all

some of them care about getting a chance to fuck the players

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>implying they don't

yeah

Is Kendal going to do more colour commentary these playoffs

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I think I’ve got an ear infection

>because it's not permanent
assuming the tripcode password isnt spread is as permanent as any other account
>forever at any time for any reason without consequences
there is still accountability associated with that trip regardless of how long it idles

no one knows
ancient traditions, lost in translation

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I'd highstick her and her friend

The Teds should have comfort even with the loss, Panarin and Bob aren't going to run away like they would have if the lost to Tampa

Wednesday is bruins elimination day
Save this post

dubs confirm

>even last number
Boston wins, San Jose loses

>odd last digit
San Jose wins, Boston loses

>repeating digits (even and odd)
Boston and San Jose both lose their respective series

BASED

Some autistic named Ted from Akron on here a couple years ago. Used to post pictures of his dick and house. Now they're successful and he's gone.

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>he’s gone
Sorry pal I’m alive and well

Shoving a camera up your ass won't help.

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Only children get ear infections
Quit sticking things in your ear

Not with the ear issue

Ted still posts picture of his disgusting home

What are your symptoms?

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>there is still accountability associated with that trip regardless of how long it idles
>accountability
as in what other users think of the person who may have used it before? why would and/or should any former tripfag give a flying fuck about that?

>Now they're successful and he's gone.
dickposter has been around and dickposting quite a lot lately

Lmao you pathetic canadians never fail to make me laugh with your "losing at hockey" threads.

Face it, most Americans will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad maple pussies ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the ice, get over it peepee heads.

It could just be fluid in there but I can feel a blockage and have about 25% less hearing

>a couple of years ago
>Now they're successful and he's gone.
imagine being this out of touch with reality

cringe, yet redpilled

Why didn't half the thread get deleted earlier desu.

God damn soccer is boring

Have you been taking NSAIDs (generic painkillers) for a while continuously?
Because that leads to temporary hearing loss, especially in young men for some reason.

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I don’t take pills for anything and I’m not a young man

That biatch gotta a banana body shit pk you trippin

Oh, okay. I guess you're just going deaf, then.

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soon you are going to be walking into rooms and completely forgetting why you went in there, gramps.

Quacks

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cool

avs out?

Happens all the time desu

TED FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*
TED FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Any isles fans here

I might be getting one shortly. I've never been afraid of jannies, but I think all my shitposting is resulting in some sort of karmic retribution expressing itself in my colon.
I had to get my ears cleaned out a couple years ago. I think it was because I got dragged along to a Michael Jackson tribute concert and we were seated near the front where it was very loud.

bing bing oh no

for me, it's laughing everyday at canadians that try to bully other teams

I want the sharks to win and the bruins to lose but I also want the second round to end

is feet really a patrician fetish?

liverpoop is done

You can buy ear cleaning kits at any store and they work really well. You just gently squirt a little solution in your ear while you shower and follow the instructions.

muh peenis into girl vaggina?

haha

>first round good

>second round bad

Does this mean next round is going to be good again or terrible?

yes

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I got some of those drops and have been using them for 3 days and it hasn’t helped time for a Doctor (must be white) to check it out

Yeah, those are good to use to keep gradual buildup clear. But prolonged exposure to really loud noise can clog them up, which is what happened to me. It was only about $100 and half an hour of my time, the other user could just go to one of those quick care clinics and get it done whenever he wants.

Better than second worse than first the final will be Pittsburgh Nashville tier aka good grief

which game is kendall working tonight?

Sentence structure, do you use it?

There's drops and then there's actual ear cleaning kits. They are different. The drops are more common and used after there's buildup that is causing trouble, the actual kits are better and are used for preventive care. After you get seen you should get a kit unless you don't care about having the doctor flush your ears out every couple years.

Good call on the doctor a lot of foreign ones are unaccredited and accept shockingly low wages as a result

the meme conference game, Boston-Columbus has had Doc/Milbury/Boucher the whole 2nd round

Okay, NOW it's time to filter you.

asking this again because laff is not answer

ok bye

ok strongduck, third time's the charm
this

Portu-virgin getting rekt by chadduck

Ordered some more lsd online after the amazing trip I had during spring break

>as in what other users think of the person who may have used it before?
Yes
>why would and/or should any former tripfag give a flying fuck about that?
the negativity associated with that past tripcode

the same shit can occur on a website that requires account. say something dumb and inexcusable? make a new account and move on
there is always a possibility your lies will catch up with you

Yea Forums's advantage is that user is more like a universal account that we all share and retards who have been ostracized for tripfagging can hide behind it again
but that doesnt provide complete safety, posting habits can still be picked up on and since you had a trip at one point its easy to associate those habits with an identity

for /hoc/ the user 36chambers is an excellent example of a tripfag who tried to escape his past and yet still gets called out on that shit regularly while hiding under the guise of user

Was he faking it?

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Horrible thread

Yo check this out, r/hocgeneral posts like this:
>doo doo chhh ba doo doo
Yeah but 4channel see post like this:
>Badiptdadee badipta dipta dee

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Also I’d never let a non-white touch me

Where was the blood coming from you wonder?
His mouth or his head?

i feel like i could just stay up all night watching hockey, go to work in the morning and then only sleep afterwards

might need a lot of coffee for it though and work is going to be interestading

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Going to make Sam’s head bleed soon as my ear is fixed

You like/hate all the wrong teams.

not anymore fagboi, SD has spoken and I'm in

trip as in while on LSD or trip as in vacation/travel? both?

I like your team and hate my team

Those guys will be gone because Columbus can't afford to keep them around

Godspeed, boomer.

Happy avs elimination day

Maybe, but this is set in stone, teds are our team and the canes are reddit

For me, it's the chik-fil-a grilled chicken sandwich.

Nah I'll find it easy to root for the canes if they play the bruins next round

No teams left are our team

Did you get based lemonade with it?

bigot

>tedditors
>/ourguys/

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upvoted

Yes they can

/ourteam/ has been out since round 1

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For me it's a large fire house sub beats the shit out of pub subs

Is it chicken or 51% "chicken" and the rest "protein" like other places.

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dubs and Jon Snow wins GoT

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Did you get it with ketchup?

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>norm of normies

nice, it was a year yesterday since my last acid trip, really want to do it again

Who you lads got to win tonight?

*HONK HONK HONK*

Boston duh

yep

I'm going with the Sharks and Meme Jackets. Something tells me the Bruins won't be able to clinch on the road

Bruins Sharks

Bings and Broons

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Friendly reminder that drugs like marijuana, magic mushrooms, MDMA, and LSD all turn you gay.

hopefully the /badguys/ lose

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ted's roll over if boston score early. 4-1 broons
bing bing wahoos because fuck the shorks

Imagine intrinsically liking soccer

teds

>GOD TIER
in n out
chick fil a

>HIGH TIER
burger king
carl's jr
del taco
wendy's

>MID TIER
mcdonalds
arbys
taco bell
popeyes

>LOW TIER
sonic
dairy queen
KFC

>SHIT TIER
jack in the box
white castle
subway

>NOT FAST FOOD TIER
pizza shit

Horrendous

>thinkin boston closes out teams anywhere other than in boston during a game 7
Teds are a lock tonight. Imagine Torts' rage on Wednesday.

retard

gay

>another in n out worshipper
yawn
also no 5guys anywhere

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>no fire house sub

Gtfo

for me it's long john silvers

In N Out is the most overrated shit right next to John Tavares

in n out is john tavares tier

that place is a grease fire

5 guys sucks but so does in n out

Where's Whataburger?

I like Five Guys because you can eat a shovelful of peanuts while you wait

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yeah thats fun and i always throw my peanut shells at minorities while i wait but the burgers are like 11 dollars where i live shit is gay

broons going to break their own record and win every series in 7

no you don't pussy

i was already gay and pinkpilled i can't get any gayer

>god tier is only chains run by jesus freaks

opinion discarded, also not sports

jack in the box is underrated desu

>imagine

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why do they charge so much for the fries? they aren't even that good

sorry im not a poorfag

Thinking about taking the /nap/ pill

What's the second best hokkei league in the world after the nhl when it comes to quality of play?

hamburgers are inherently for poor people

Finnish Liiga

this

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me too m8

NHL is the second best, olympic hockey is better

>{{{{ BACON }}}}
what did they mean by this?

>gold medal game is decided by a shootout
Yah nah you cunt

woke af

i always enjoy sonic when im down south
toast based sandwiches/tater tots are underrated

>all NHL players have to do to win is have their goons beat up the other teams' best players

In grown up hockey fighting is banned and punished with a ejection and automatic suspension

where the fuck was ove's suspension you dummy

sonic is great, ever been to rallys? it's similar

Worked out so well for the capitals didn't it?

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based

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no but ive eaten at checkers, it was ok
sorta reminded me of carls jr

I actually went there because retards on Yea Forums said it was so fucking good. It was dq tier, so overrated shit I thought about upper tanking their toilet I was so mad.

/hoc/ always ends up making me hungry

When I went to it once, it was packed and took forever to order. Rather have just went to McDicks at the time desu.

>Taking advice from Yea Forums

Yeah I think amerifats only like it because every other fast food place in the usa is inedible garbage.
Never again. At least I didnt microwave my phone

Shorks lose this one

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I hope so.

I politely disagree

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If you want a good burger you have to go to a local joint.
This is my go to place unironically.

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There are people in this thread right now that don't want to see this happen

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sh/a/rks

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Imagine thinking that it's not going to be sharks/bruins and that bruins won't sweep in 5.

hello friends who do you think is going to win tonight?

I think it will.

If I went there I would be either too hungover to eat or too fucked up to be hungry.

Hurricanes are team of destiny. Shorks are team of skill, talent, and class.

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Shan't be watching any of these shit teams until the scf

92569143
not even worth a (you)

It could be neat.

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>Shorks are team of skill, talent, and class.
t.

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Broons and Bings are winning tonight

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>win every series in 7
been looking this up real quick
in the era of the current playoff format (4x7), which started in 1987, the most total games it's taken to win the Cup is 26 (out of a possible 28), set by the Kangs in 2014 (in descending order of playoff rounds):
>beat Sharks in 7
>beat Ducks in 7
>beat Blackhawks in 7
>beat >rags in 5

the fewest is 18, set by the Oilers in 1988:
>beat >Jest in 5
>swept Flames
>beat Red Wings in 5
>swept Broons

before then the first round in the four-series format was best-of-5 so the totals are obviously lower

most: 1980 & 1983 Islanders (21 of 26 possible games):
1980: 4-5-6-6
1983: 5-6-6-4

fewest: 1981 Isles & 1985 Oilers (18 of 26)
1981 Isles: 3-6-4-5
1985 Oilers: 3-4-6-5

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go sharks

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and when was the last time the self proclaimed "team of destiny" won the Cup

abhorrent post

>cheering for the team that eliminated you

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>class
>get gifted a 5 min power play

What anime is this?

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you expect anyone to read that?

If we beat our enemies, they win.

>still seething almost two weeks later

The absolute state of Yinzers

I think you dropped this

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I ate KFC for the first time in my life last tuesday and it was horrible. How the fuck is it so popular in the states? The chicken doesnt even have any taste.

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let's all share funny youtube videos we've watched recently, preferably pet-related

nips order that shit for christmas months in advance

the flag is backwards

disgusting

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Rooting for the Stars desu

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You forget the usa is 50% ethnic now. Side note, indians love kfc for some reason

This better?

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Not your Metrofrens?

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>cheering for your "frens"

have some vintage shannon
youtube.com/watch?v=XLXLNAFWMKM

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You guys are fine. Only really rooting against the >broons desu

Tbh the only team that can stop the Bruins in the west are the Blues and Sharks. Dallas and Avs just don't have the depth to contend.

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kornheiser and wilbon think both series are going to game 7

who and whom

Based
If you play boston then sure. I hate boston as much as anyone

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imagine living in a NHL city/area whose team(s) are/were oh-fer the Cup Finals in multiple appearances
>the absolute states of Vancouver, St. Louis, Buffalo, and Minneapolis

t. nuchanner

I only follow hockey, and those aren't hockey names that I recognize.

why you gotta bully

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boomer opinions don't cound

>oh-fer

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

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>they actually say "daft cunt" to random people on the street

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Isn't it great. Over here it would be fighting words.

I will be MAD if shorks or bloos win the stanley cup.

>still 5 months until relevant hockey again

>getting mad over a children's game that rich white men get to play

What about Winnipeg and Phoenix and Miami and Nashville

But blues are the only non-gay team left

Deep Six
Come to bed

Reminder that the world championships are NOT best vs best, and therefore NOT a relevant international tournament

imagine living in poo rtugal and thinking you know jack shit about hockey

Not the only one. You're forgetting that >my team is also heterosexual and quite good at hockey.

Reviewing the evidence of remaining teams yours is actually shockingly gay

Thinking back to october when leaf fans really thought they had a chance brings a smile on my face

nah they are faggots

Incorrect.

saty sacred mtae

Actually the gayest of them all

WHA championships don't count, Nashville only made it in 2017 (and the Panthers only in 1996), and I wasn't talking about teams/areas who have never made it to a SCF period

I almost feel bad for them.

Let's be real, they were circlejerking all summer long.

I don't lel

No you don't

My bad I didn't read the multiple appearance part

Imagine /hoc/ during the 1996 final
>Florida expansion team in its third year
>relocated team in its first year

Imagine /hoc/ during the 80’s....

be about as boring as this years

EVERYBODY GO HOCKEY

HOCKEY CANA-DAY

>smug oilelfags
>smug islelfags
No thanks

GREASE GO AWAY

YOU ARE HELLA-GAY

Nah it would be better than smug bruins/penguins/kings/reddithawks fags

They just want a good hockey team for once, but the hockey gods smite them for the grand delusions.

>the colorado relocates win dac Up
>the shitter-shattered city of Quebec
man, I wish I was actually watching hockey and able to understand it back then. alas I was but 3 years old

Maybe their GM should have invested in some defense instead of paying 30 million dollars to a bunch of overrated trash?

For me it's ABC world news with David Muir

1. NHL
2. KHL
3. AHL
4. SHL
5. Liiga
6. National League
7. Extraliga
8. CHL
9. DEL
10. ECHL

Greece is straight and cool

don't watch RAW tonight

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>putting a children's league above a professional league.
Fucking idiot.

>implying Germans or ECHL players are better than a bunch of Canadian teenagers

for me, it's the victoria salmon kings

echl is just a bunch of undrafted chl trash

inb4 Teds disappoint /hoc/ and we have start memeing Carolina. *shudder*

For me, it’s waiting for the >rags to shit the bed again next season

No thanks. Shant be watching the ECF

cant wait until we can post about finnish busts and >rags at the same time next year

bruins are already /ourguys/

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In the clinic lads. The receptionist is a black guy should probably walk out.

>not the Spicy Deluxe with fries and a cookies and creme milkshake
Never gonna make it

Eating a bowl of raspberries, gonna take a Poopa Rask later tonight.
Where will Bulju end up?

The Western Conference Final is the series that decides who is winning the Cup this year

is he the one that will be fingering you?

Ruins and bing bings

Let him know that John Tavares is overrated shit

dont forget to tip him

Nah.

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the bing bings win tonight but only because the shorks >shork

JYP on paska

>redditcanes

the KHL. Not even joking. He's busta, just like that nigga CJ.

No I think he just takes payments and stuff
SHALL
I always tip my lad

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Don't know who is this year's over achieving reddit team is, Colombus or Carolina?

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Carolina

Thinking ramen for dinner

its all good, dude. best buds always give each other oil checks to make sure prostate health is intact

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>everything I don’t like is s oy

Shit fucking meme

Colorado

Carolina so far.

redditcanes are as reddit as they come

>reddit reddit reddit

Will you shut up?

>the south
>reddit or onions

>t. A yankee

and for those who are morbidly curious and/or autistic I looked up the Cup losers' playoff records in the merger era (1980-present)

most games played in one ploffs by a cup loser in the 4x7 era (1987-present) is 26, done by
>1987 Flyers (6-7-6-7)
>2004 Flames (7-6-6-7)
>2015 Lightning (7-6-7-6)
fewest is 18, by
>1992 Blackhawks (6-4-4-4)
>1995 Red Wings (5-4-5-4)

in the 5-7-7-7 format era (1980-1986):
most GP is 22 by the 1986 Flames (3-7-7-5)
fewest GP is 16 by the 1983 Oilers (3-5-4-4)

seething redditcanes "fan"

it's all hypothetical bro

IT'S MUTHAFUCKING GAME TIME LADS

is it normal to have blood in semen after a long 15-hour nonstop flight?

NEED
GAMETHREAD

Losing a war is as onions as it gets my man.

just walk it off

God I fucking hate these announcers

zombie virus
prepare for war

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wheres my kendall??

Your semen doesn't usually have blood in it?

youre fine

just a little red..
>no worries, m8

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Just jerk it off

Fucking hell gay men are disgusting.

Nooooo does yours?

I hate mike milbury so goddamn much, hes got some sort of love boner for Boston

Yes, it is completely normal

Did I strike a nerve with my post?

my blood has semen in it

someone please make a better game thread than that stupid Boston one

COMIN' FOR YOU WE'RE THE COWBOYS FROM HELL

Really? Point out some examples my friend because he seems to call things as they are and criticized Boston early players in the series. Or do you just want him to pump up your literally who un-accomplished reddit jackets?

I hope Torts gets so angry he runs out onto the ice and starts fighting everyone including his own players.

Good post

that manlet would get rekt by everyone on the ice including the ice girls

where is the bread

>Boston does something good
Man Boston just shat on them
>Columbus does something good
Man Boston just let that go

Please let this happen

>he played for Boston
>he coached for Boston
jogs the nog eh?

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imagine how many nips that dude killed

Eventually the Blue Jackets are going to run out of nazi killers and nip annihilators right?

Best anthem in hockey
Don’t you me

...

I'll (You) you, probably one of the better singers in the chel desu

Nope

Then they'll use Vietnam Commie killers and North Korean annihilators

>bad juju OP
>Tripfag
Teds in 7

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Can someone tell me why they enabled this website to have tripfags if the whole purpose of this website is anonymity

is this thread gonna die
>lost and unfinished
>so sad

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>the whole purpose of this website is anonymity
dumbass

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Tripfags were made for single thread use only, to identify which poster was discussing what.

sometimes I like to dip my steak in steak sauce

the point of /hoc/ is to impress the avatarfags and tell funny jokes
>HAHA

more specifically when identification is absolute necessary to the thread

This is one of my favorite videos

>Winning a war for your wifes bull
>not cucked

Wew

>pooins

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The whole point of this website is shit posting m8. Tripfagging is just another thing for people to get mad over so we can continuously argue about it and never change our minds.

Google me, 3 games Jr.B

next thread better be high effort
or else

If feels like months ago we were all laughing at Moronto and Vegass for their spectacular blowjobs in game 7

please watch our povertyball league

end of thread reminder that >my cock is bigger than yours

My cock found it's way down your mothers throat.

Which jersey is the best?

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It is. Moot gave a ted talk on the importance of anonymity online and wound up on the cover of time magazine for it.

new

spoke b white

>early
shant

ON-TIME NEW

>>early
based retard

>relonigger
SHANT