/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Flowchart Edition

>Countdown to Spain GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
mega.nz/#!5K4GkaoZ!FlaMtB06TOGRIIh_Ny5dp2xvOP_smOpyJcHdTr2nBhk

>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
mygoodstream.pw/

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 87
L. Hamilton 86
S. Vettel 52
M. Verstappen 51
C. Leclerc 47

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 173
Ferrari 99
Red Bull 64
McLaren 18
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
160 (162 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
We are fighiting to stop Ferrari's dominance

>News:
RedBull is confident Verstappen will stay with them
Blyat: "Friday running sucks and teams should do away with them"
DeVries dumped by McLaren, now you remember it was in their junior program
Haas has tyre warming problems, Steiner complains that tyres influence too much the racing

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youtube.com/watch?v=WymuLko5U4k
youtube.com/watch?v=W6dypcgZsMw
youtube.com/watch?v=Ahk5fcdsOqw
auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/frontfluegel-2019-aerodynamik-langsame-kurven/
youtube.com/watch?v=whrev5lf2S8
racefans.net/2019/05/07/racefans-round-up-07-05-2/
foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/f1-news-spanish-grand-prix-2019-practice-1-2-change-cost-ticket-prices-latest-schedule-azerbaijan-baku-barcelona/news-story/ebf4932e771e300baeebbe776bae4ee6
twitter.com/F1/status/1125728955665920001
racefans.net/2019/05/07/ferrari-to-introduce-new-power-unit-four-weeks-early-at-spanish-grand-prix/
formula1.com/en/latest/article.tech-tuesday-the-trick-suspension-that-could-help-transform-red-bulls-season.49y6M8wY4cVH69fkMKEsAo.html
youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

carmi

Yea Forumslfa

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The fairings are attached to the wheels.
So both got changed at a pitstop.

4th for WAGlad shares insta pics of his ex-GF

would appreciate this

nth for indos

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checkem for this

>Business idea for Codies: race engineer mode in the F1 game where your mate has access to data about your car (braking points, fuel usage, tyre life, mini-sectors time, position of other drivers,...) and can advise you from the other side of the sofa

Guys why do you do this to me?

POST IT or somebody gets hurt

Not for those digits

try these

>tfw got racing point

Prepare for a Perez podium.

Story? I have missed a few threads

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raikkonen

...

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baku already slipped tho

DELET THIS

>waglad was a normie all along
Absolutely rebarbative

m8 that is not normie behaviour.

>Takes in account alcoholic teamate who can give you shit advice but still fun to be around
>You can see your teammate fucking your wife in the sofa

based f1 2020

sounds like a good way to bully your little brother with the full encouragement of mum since, in her eyes, you're playing together

Having a gf is normier than I've ever been

I have done this with my little brother in multiple racing games.

I've also acted as a basic spotter for the few times he does oval races.

The fucking state of this man

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Bernie can

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lmao, why doesn't he just decide to be black or a faggot? He could've chosen when he called his nephew or whatever it was a girl, but no.

Of course it needs some warming up

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Only one man can

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The third time is the one that counts

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me :)))

The third of course not counting the warm up one

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>Flag designed and used by the Americans during the fucking revolution
>Worn by a 'British' World Champion

Woops, that didn't count, wrong direction :)

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Bernie pls stop. I'm worried for your health.

gimi

digits for no pics

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Digits for no show

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now now, if only you knew how bad things will get.

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In perfect Bernie fashion I'll go on a bit too much and it will work out well

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death to mana.

>forgot to take the moon phase into account
gimi

pics pls

got your back, dear old man
these are digits he meant >

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I've never seen people fail this bad

Maybe I'm too old for this stuff, I should sell out to an American and lurk around with people remembering the good 'ol times when I was around

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>ah well, for sure I think that I will not get digits in dis thread

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I'm gonna get these digits and you're gonna fucking post this thing

>all this lack of dubs

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Check these dubs

That's a real gangsta right there, too bad Mercedes rigged the steering wheel to stop him from winning

#TeamLH44#Rise#GayAcceptance

Jesus christ

#loveconquersall

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man gets fucked by niggers.

>off by one every time
Do the right thing WAGlad

GIVE ME THESE DIGITS

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Just post Sophia instead

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grazie ragazzo. grande lavoro

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Dubs

>Nick_Paying_Denbts.gif

Fucking finally

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We never actually checked whether she had an insta or that WAGlad knew what it was.

WAGlad has a moral obligation to provide us with pics any way he can

mfw williams scores a point on sunday

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>he has no girlfriend at 34
>he spends all his time with two female dogs#

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A suture point to be precise.
After Kube goes mad in the pits with a piece of carbon that fell off his car

Let Pel Out desu

Got there in the end.

She takes shit tier selfies. This is legit the best one.
pls remember these are recent pictures and it happened a long time ago.

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post a selfie as well

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MAN THE HARPOONS LADS, WEVE GOT A BIGGUN!

Not happening ever.

Even for those digits.

Wow, very insensitive from Louis, that flag is only for racist libertarian Kentucky cousinfucking whites

>all these digits appearing now

Digits & my old cat isn't dead

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i think you mean this digits

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The silence while you all google reverse image search is palpable.

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>gave me Kantai Collection girls

Google knows me too well

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looks fat, no offence lad

Wasn't that big when she 11/12 when this all happened.

Joke here she is

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Steady now

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>43 posts and it ends with this

I'm gonna say it, SLAMPIG

you rang?

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Reality can be disappointing.

rip durbo : - (

hey I fugged a bint who looks like her

bet it makes a right mess when she goes to the toilet

What did he mean by this?

>tfw you have to suppress the gag reflex when you lean into kiss her.

he;s gonna wear a Confederate flag outfit next and say in an interview he supports Trump isn't he

youtube.com/watch?v=7X236TF7zPM

DON'T TREAD ON ME dates back to the American Revolution, it has nothing to do with present-day conservative or far-Right politics

ALREADY SEEN THAT

Sure it does Hamilton is an anarcho-capitalist gun rights supporter.

He thinks
>Don't step on snek
is some sort of PETA campaign, clueless

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yeah im not jelly anymoar. pls tell me she was thinner back when you let her toy with you user. if not, learn to respect yo self

pepe t-shirt it is then

sorry :(

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>REEEEE Britain stop making me pay taxes
>Collecting them is tantamount to violating the non aggression principle
>AHHHHHHHHHHH why doesn't every member of parliament just leave me alone

yes see

Is there any context? I doubt he shares any libetarian views outside of taxes are theft. Would be cool If he did though.

motorsport.com/f1/news/de-vries-parts-ways-mclaren/4382422/
De Fries fired from mclel

>11/12
user wtf

we already knew this last month

>user

test

That is what happened.

I shouldn't have read that book.

Which one of you works for Toro Rosso lads

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fug

It can't be real

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Holy fucking shit.

Surely that has to be one of us.

q

>tractor crane
nah not >our work

must be a photoshop right

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i'm pretty sure Kblyat is one of us

I doubt it since he's married to an 8/10 minor instagram celebrity

r*ddit says it's from Bologna uni
>yfw it was Caterina all along

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More like 7/10

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>Caterina makes fun of Gasly on here with us.

BASED

Spain always is BORING

I know right fucking CUNTS

>/f1/ is tarting to infiltrate all aspects of society

MAFIA MAFIA MAFIA

youtube.com/watch?v=31qKW7Hyz6o

>tf
>tp
And I thought only Talula was obsessed with Kimi and not only vice versa

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Lewis said he's not going to be as "nice" when racing Bottas anymore so maybe we'll get another 2016 incident

That last one.

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i for one am very excited to see how the underdogs are able to keep up with ferrari this time

>screeching metooer defending the mafia

oh wew lad

>"AND IT'S ANOTHER MERCEDES 1-2 IN QUALIFYING, THEY REALLY DID A REMARKABLE JOB FROM TRAILING FERRARI'S BY OVER TWO SECONDS YESTERDAY. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, MARTIN"

why do foreigners think our gangsters have morals or honor and aren't just underclass scum like everywhere in the world

hollywood

>foreigners
Not only them desu

this is why Goodfellas >>>>>>>> The Godfather

movies

youtube.com/watch?v=WymuLko5U4k

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>For sure you have not. Look how vell de Ferraris did in Barcelona during de Winter Tests.
>Let me remind you dat de majority of the results ve have had are against de run of play.
>I think for sure dat I will have to eat my hat if we are hearing this exaggerated commentary from de Martin and de Crofty.
>Behind closed doors we are certainly concerned about de pace de Ferraris and even de Red Bulls will have dis weekend - ve may not even be on de front row or de podium.
>This weekend, like all others, we come in as de underdogs

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2bh I was just implying that we are a morally bankrupt web of scum which is spreading into the world.

White privilege

are liberals underestimating wop priviledge?

Honestly I had the Talu-Mafia connection on the back of my head and took the chance when I saw the finnish flag

but Goodfellas is a Hollywood movie, too

Because compared to braindead niggers, they are. People also think Tony Montana is moral too, although Al Pacino is also Italian.

>Because compared to braindead niggers, they are
they literally shot a 4 years old kid a few days ago

That's the thing, that doesn't make them worse, it makes them equal. Normally people wouldn't shoot a kid. At least ours don't

they whacked a 4 year old?

The kid had it coming

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welcome back la

she wasn't the target
youtube.com/watch?v=W6dypcgZsMw
she's in hospital, for now

Has this man ever found CP?

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He knows who to ask

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He's called in some help

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What an amateur was the safety on was it not cocked?

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Name

it turns out old, bad kept stolen guns don't work that well
youtube.com/watch?v=Ahk5fcdsOqw

Stanaway replaced by Raghunathan when?

For me, it is Rajneeshpuram

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I'm so lonely and horny lads

>SuperCar with a bollywood/Ox livery

Would watch

don’t WANNA HEAR IT

Sorry we already had our lewdness at the end of the last thread and the start of this one.

roscoe is a boy, coco is the girl user. If you guys don't want him we'll take him.

t. Seychelle de Vries

>he had enough money to amass nearly 100 Rolls Royce's when bored over the space of a few months

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Where's my/her ass?

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because movie, same shit is happening with our narcos and all of those series on netflix, telemundo and univision

Oh my

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>A gay black man taking all the records of schumi
Only Bottas can save us now

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>Month of May
thank you jesus, praise rossi

Comfy pace we have here

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gimi

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biz idea: db605 is the only engine allowed in the formula, everyone gets merc power

MotorKanone included

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auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/frontfluegel-2019-aerodynamik-langsame-kurven/
>"Side effects of the new front wings The problem with slow curves"
>tldr everyone except Mercedes struggles with slow corners, lacking grip because the vortices from the front wing are disturbing the airflow towards the rear of the car when the wheels are turned.
>Merc also understand the tyres the best
At least there will probably be meme crashes at Monaco swimming pool because the sudden changes in direction from the tyre wake stalls the diffuser

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Is The Nigger at MET Gala?

Yes.

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his other fits are simply trash, but that one is legitimately gay as fuck. it's something Elton John would wear during a performance

tbf as MET gala outfits go he is pretty boring.

Choco Liberace

Formula mEme is gonna race in Singapore next year the week after the GP on a shortened circuit.

are you one of the guys i ran into on /fa/ the other day?

DAS RITE

>Check the calendar
>The Pau GP has already happened

WTF? That had no publicity.

>Be me, 2nd year intl. student in france,
>with friends, get invited to some party
>6/10 girl sitting alone, go up and chat cause i play in my league,
>shes dutch, start to make out,
>leave, never hear from her again
>4 years later hear a familiar name while watching f1, sure enough made out with victoria verstappen,
>should've gotten her number

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pls no Lecute posting outside of /f1/

What am I looking at here?

>He made out with thiccy and lived with his face intact

consider yourself lucky

He might literally be this guy.
>Hey Lewis what do you do for a living?
>I drive. Hfw
Dude never really had a childhood or identity outside of racing.

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>mfw she is brazilian

electric douche

It's a bit sad fkino lineup is pretty bleak this year

everything fucking sucks about 2019 formula

>4 races in
>this video comes out
youtube.com/watch?v=whrev5lf2S8
also basically the only tolerable f1 youtuber there is desu

OOGABOOGA ME HAVE TO GET EXCITE OVER TWO MERC CHARIOT WRESTLE WRESTLE, RED CHARIOT NO WRESTLE FOR TITLE, ONLY TIN CHARIOT

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he literally says its shit bc of merc and then goes on to list a couple interesting things that could happen. hes the only one ive seen who doesnt unterhund and tells it like it is

>british accent
Sounds gay already.

1. half-decent point he made but it's moot in the end vecause Buttass is not Rosberg
2. LE FERRARI LEKEK VS VETLEL SO EXCITING (don't mind me copying SkyF1 narrative hehe)
3. The only decent poit he made
4. CAN GHASTLY RECOVER????? No.
5. >getting excited over honda, who fucking cares because RBR is still behind.
6. ARE NORRIS ARE RUSSELL ARE ALBON, what a fucking bad point. I don't fucking care about le youbg prospect memes.
7. SHOCK RESULTS COULD HAPPEN GUYS, IT'S F1 GUYS!! TOO BAD NO TEAM OUTSIDE OF TOP HAVE WON A GP IN RECENT YEARS BUT STRULOVICH GOT 3RD GUYS!!!!

>only tolerable F1 youtuber
>makes a whole video sperging out about muh racism against that monkey negro

There are no tolerable youtubers, much less F1 ones.

Which season?
End of 6 or beginning of 7?

But it's on in a couple of weeks with Euro Formula Open

>F1W
Gonna copyright strike that fucker

why not the full circuit? is electricity afraid of long tracks?

The batteries would drain before cheauered flag no matter how much they would try to save.

>Mercedes cries about tyre tread because it blistered on their car in 2018 Spain
>FIAMG tells Pirelli to make thinner tread
>"actually make every tyre thin tread for 2019" t. FIAMG
>Pirelli organises a secret tyre test with Mercedes
>4x 1-2 in 2019 for Merc

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Pure coincidence.

>Remember that very quickly Vettel or Leclerc could be back into the game. We mustn’t be carried away four first results, there’s plenty more races to do.
OHH JA ZE RENNENFAHRERIN OF ZE ROT AUTOS ARE FOR SURE A THREAT TO UZ, ZE LOWLY MERCEDES
racefans.net/2019/05/07/racefans-round-up-07-05-2/

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>Merc also understand the tyres the best
Toto made the call on Pirelli when they were testing. I hate Mercedes, theyre cheters

How many Merc 1-2s we need for Toto to shut up about Ferrari being a threat?

We just need a slighly move to the left to avoid a lapped car while a Frenchman airbones
due to your negligence, ending up killing over 80 spectators, driver included.
That move should keep Mercedes out of Motorsport for almost 40 years.

20 years' worth like Ferrari had.

Business idea by mafia: beat the shit out of Toto "Der Unterhund" Wolff

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Toto is like herpes. He fucks off for a while, then comes back to haunt you with wewuzzing periodically for a week, then fucks off again.

better biz eyedea: kidnap mercedes personnel and redistribute them amongst the other teams

business idea: take over Ferrari and fire every single italian

Business idea: replace Wolff with an actual wolf.

Business idea: gimi but WDC

Bizideer: The driver that last the longest with Carrie gets the Pole

Bussiness idea: Driver who gets Pole position also gets Prone position on Naomi

Actual greatest business idea of all time: swap Merc and Afla Romeo drivers.

homosexual hambo either permanently on pole or dsq for being unable to get it up.

naomi only rates whiteys going by her insta on BF choices

so you are saying I have an chance?

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a sprint race would solve all the problems

yep that's me

So... Unterwolffen?

if you're a purebred upper class Anglosaxon sure, but if you're a Paki living in Bradford then no.

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Did you know that in Brazil their stairs are like this? 1/2

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Because of the angle this can't be considered a stair anymore

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based German autism

>no german accent in hund status
cringe

It's not just German autism, this is my job

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based anglo-teutonic autism

does it say anything about stadium stands? upper tier stairs are really fuckin steep.

WHO THE FUCK WALKS UP STAIRS WITH JUST THE BALL OF THEIR FOOT?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What a Womlet

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>tfw you will never see Rosanna effortlessly pick up Carrie and sling her over her shoulder to carry her up to her room for a night of forced debauchery

4,5,2,3,1

Perfect diddy-job size, can't complain.

foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/f1-news-spanish-grand-prix-2019-practice-1-2-change-cost-ticket-prices-latest-schedule-azerbaijan-baku-barcelona/news-story/ebf4932e771e300baeebbe776bae4ee6

Me, cunt.

wait, how do you walk up the stairs then? do you put your entire foot on it?!

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>heel first
>reverse up stairs

You might not like it but this is peak performance.

Unless you're working in an industrial environment, there's no reason not to use the toes to go faster

just the heel

>not sprinting up the stairs on the balls of your feet
This is why you're all fat fucks.

Except you.

For me, it's Carrie and the one on the right

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>Going stair by stair
2/3 stairs per step Getting in there

Rollin

I pick 2-3 and 8-9

Tbf yes, I don't trust myself enough not to trip over so I play it safe

>What do you call a Homosexual on roller scates?
Rollaids

For me it's, jumping two steps at a time on the ball of my feet while pulling the ramp energetically

>not running up stairs like a dog

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>touching something that others have touched

NO THANKS

for me, it's jumping out the window

Live dangerously.

same here, I always run up the stairs, walking is more tiresome and takes too long imho

when I was younger I used pic related technique, it was goat back then, might try it again

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>tfw you do that then slip and your knee slams into the pointed edge of the step

So you only touch your penis?

How do you fit through the bars?

kek, had my share of that too

You must have terrible skin conditions if your mother never wiped your willy.

Ok I cannot be the only one who sits down when they pees right?

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Not an issue. A cortina ripped them off one night.

Will Smith wanted to bang him but Hamilton was worried people would find out.

Based.

gimi

I do too.

What was their problem?

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does your last name end in 'sson' by any chance?

dont your tallywakers hit the rim?

....no.

And sometimes I will accidentally fire out the gap between the toilet seat and the bowl and cover my trousers in piss.

Not quite.

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The tabi posting makes so much more sense now.

She seems to love deepthroat so hard

Tabiposting?

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Slags OUT, racing car discussion ONLY

RACERS IN
WANKERS OUT

>Beitske Visser borrowing the VAR sims to prepare for W Series Zolder

I like to imagine Florsch bullies her for doing the W Series.

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>it's a longer car

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>Sophia aggressively berates and physically bullies Beitske in the VAR showers
,,,,hmmmm,,,,,,

>As Beitske lay on the floor of the Shower, Sophia quickly grabed her 10 dildo and started to insert it into Beitske Pussy and Anus.

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>"Don't like racing against the boys, huh? I'll show this dyke cunt what it has been missing out on."

We desperately need an F1 weekend.

More liek VAG sim lololololol

twitter.com/F1/status/1125728955665920001
>haha it's like in my vidya
zoomers and liberty media were a mistake

I fear Barcelona will not suffice.

>rfactor 1

whew, high technology

Miga Hagginen

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It will be rFactor Pro.

Indeedly

t. Carrie

oh right, that's not funny at all then

tabiposting.

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>lol im such a nerd Xddd

Do zoomers even read books btw?

yes if it's game of thrones or JK Rowling's newest translesbian fantasy

I've heard some girls do it

Or 50 shades so they can pretend their kinky.

According to Max, no.

I thought only middle-aged women read that.

>"Having brought a new aerodynamic package to Baku, we will also bring some developments in this area to Barcelona. On top of that, we will have a new power unit that we are introducing ahead of schedule, as the second specification was due to be brought to Canada.
>"Shell, in close collaboration with our team, has developed a different formulation of race lubricant that will also be introduced with the new power unit, delivering increased performance. It's only down to a big team effort with everyone pushing hard to make up ground that we have been able to bring these developments forward."

underdogs at mercedes have no chance from now on. they were very lucky to get four 1-2s in a row, but ferrari domination begins in spain FWL VWL LWL

This is a blessed post, join me

Aston Martin Red Bull Honda is my team

evening, you mob of cunts.

Language...

evening

WHATEVER,
I
LIKE
LOSING.
I
AM
MOSTLY
SATISFIED

That's Claire's mission statement. Franks is as follows:

WHEELCHAIRS
INVOLVE
LESS
LOSING.
I'LL
ARRIVE
MORTUARY
SOON

haha

WILLIAMS
IS
LAUGHABLY
LOSING
I
ACTUALLY
MURDERED
SENNA

go to bed rakesh.

?

ja we juzt got lucky ze ferrari is ze benchmark

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never said he was perfect but at least he says its shit when it is. unlike the propaganda machine at autosp*rt

will people riot if its another merc 1-2? i hear the spanish are pretty good at that

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name a better 80s driver than Piquet
name a better 80s band than R.E.M.

you cannot

But R.E.M.s best work was in the 90's

Fuck cripples

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He's the elusive niggerfaggot idubbbz warned us about

Build wall

Is der boomer, dare I say it, UNEXPOSABLE?

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wtf I have a russian flag when using mobile internet

bahanig.

privet, finnskaya

How could have gimi been exposed in Baku?
Who are the faggots who voted him?

I am the ukie

We're gonna need an exponential y scale at this rate

your country is Russia now anyway everyone knows that

even better lmao

this

True, they started giving out Russian passports to DPR/LPR citizens

Ricciardo literally exposed

Patricija without makeup looks like that Greta girl that protests for climate change

>tfw she did a livestream in her bathroom earlier and finally answered my question whether racing drivers make bad BFs

"No comment" through giggles.
Exactly the answer I thought I would get.

JMC fugged her very well but he also liked to fug other girls?

Oh crap Carrie gonna wreck some shit

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Yeah, was referring to that stream, didn't listen to it because I couldn't care less tho.
>tfw not a race driver so I'm already a step ahead some of the competition

Got to remember that David Schumi and European Karting Champion Hannes Janker have also tapped this ass.

I took it too mean they fugg well but they are forgetful and hard to schedule with.

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Why did Kimi receive so much exposure for the Baku race? The old man started behind 2 cars from the pit line and even managed to score a point ffs

unreliable poll, shit voters

hulk was running in the points in china before he retired and got less exposure than running dead last by a mile in baku all weekend.

does he regret the move?

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>racefans.net/2019/05/07/ferrari-to-introduce-new-power-unit-four-weeks-early-at-spanish-grand-prix/

>I am literally shaking in my boots now.
>Game over. Ve are de underdogs for de rest of de season.

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This Netflix series it's pretty brutal with Williams, I don't think Claire deserves all the shit that happens, I mean yeah they put all their faith in the senil dementia Paddy Lowe that thought they only needed to copy all the aero from Mercedes but I'm sure there must be other factors to blame.

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>getting money back from f1 tv because they've fucked it
huh pretty good

Brought the cars safe to most boys.

What on earth did she mean by this?

death to carrie.

Brought the car safe to Most, boys.

The next race is as Most.

>implying she can reach the pedals

High probability of Yea Forums on high pace later tonight, watch out

unlikely

Natalie uploads some questionable stuff to Insta

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disgusting

>ywn give kindness to two horny milfs' vaginas

Out of Time is one of their worst albums tho

Kinder eggs don't vibrate tho

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Red Bull incidente suspension this weekend

Tell me more

formula1.com/en/latest/article.tech-tuesday-the-trick-suspension-that-could-help-transform-red-bulls-season.49y6M8wY4cVH69fkMKEsAo.html

business idea: make the cars longer and wider

busines idea: articulated cars

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buzniss idear: grand prix at bristol speedway

/biz/: make the race distance 610km

And they are doing it for a new experimental Shell oil.

They are fucking desperate.

they'd still find a way to make a one stop work.

the top gear bus racing was top tier tbqhwy

I enjoyed the airport vehicle race

>the Chad Leto vs. the Virgin Hamilton

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>Trying to hide his hairline with a bandana

I was thinking on the lines of that double race distance means more failures for engines etc., the tyres can fuck off

this looks like an intergalactic emperor and his man servant

>We have the divegrass on now. Head down. Head down.

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Dude relax I have the engine on SNDBG-1 because slipperpool can't make 2 more

bus idea: Have them race ag the DMZ, but don't tell them where the landmines are placed. The Trophy gets presented by Kim Jong-Un

>this beautiful man will never talk softly into your ear for 2 hours and call you a good boy
why even live?

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what is the O TWAIN meme
t. unknower

There is an allegedly Romanian guy who keeps shittalking Messi and praising CR7, he's gotten to the point he has multiple proxies (Argentinian and NZ among others) and has admitted to shelling out for a Yea Forums pass
TWAIN is a Romanian regular who is known for his investment in the Yea Forums 4CC team. His trip is known and the Romania flag is fairly rare so people have started to equate the shitposter to TWAIN. Since the former is getting ridiculous with his constant posting, the spread of the latter's name has been gotten strong recently.
Funnily enough, the real TWAIN sometimes posts here and manages the /f1/ team for the Yea Forumserb owl (as well as organising the competition)

FIA want them to fail so they can be bought out by a soulless (((manufacturer)))

thanks

>We have got some exciting items to test in Barcelona that we hope will guide us in the right direction for the remainder of the season
t. Russell
inb4 willy slip further down into the 107% territory

*zzzzt*
>engage SNDBG-2.
*ksssht*

WAHNNNNNNNSINNNNNNN

QUALY MODE, QUALY MODE

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Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp winning

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Dubs for Carrie cum Tribute

Why didn't you deliver the last tine you got dubs

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do Lecute instead

to spit, or to swallow, that is the question

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maybe he's planning to find her and actually cum on her

consensually I hope

i'm sure it will be very sensual

death to you and carrie.

heatening dubs

life, love and fertility to hanna

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miga

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gimi

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we need a little bit more pace gimi :DDD

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Will Mercedes slip like Barcelona?

barcelona is the underdog now

gimi :DDD

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>Ja natürlich, vi are ze under dogs, vi häve allways bin ze under dogs

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slipping that hard rivals the OG Slip

you now remember colorful f1 cars

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duh

Digits and Merc 1-2s every race

Benetton gave Schumacher the advertising space on the sidepods and he sold it to Bitburger for megabucks.

The 94 Car was worst. I think they at least had three different Sponsors on the Sidepods.

Evening reminder

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literally what the fudge happened to this bloke in the middle?

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Who cares about some faggot-ass thread personality

old f1 cars look so gay they look more like a random box than actual racecars

rude
retract your statement

hydraulics failure

fucking hydrolics, man

No. Thread personalities are a cancerous growth on any and all generals in which they manifest.

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gimi

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I'd rather take 12 inches up my ass than watch another race in 2019, newfriend

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Yea Forums is on under 10 minutes pace

Fuck I hate footyfags

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>you now remember side-winglets

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that nobody cares about fernando alonso's attention seeking - thank you diego

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>alonso

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get a new bread ready

*bzzzt*
>competition pace to archive up to 8 minutes, manage tyres, fuel and remember the post limit.
*ksssht*

Reminder that of the 2 (two) Ferrari drivers of 2014 only 1 (one) has won a race since

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>alonslow

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Beautiful...

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>aero looks modernish
>suspension is babby tier

>people still complain about X-wings 21 years later
>nobody talks about the Halo anymore

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Oh yes...

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I'm cumming...

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I like to watch black men having fun with this car

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Is there a chance that Netflix can bring a good story for this season after Mercedes domination?

I think there's absolutely nothing memorable besides a polish guy driving with one hand.

too bad the car is bottom shelf trash

Digits and Mick replaces Gio next year

I NEVER GET DIGITS ARRRRGGGHHH

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he has said that he will not move to F1 if he's shit in F2

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binland

you might have to make an early EU morning thread if there's no one else to bake it
t. race strategist

huh??? fuck u

Weird car

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can't lad, I'll be in bed

Pinoy lad might have to do if.

Gap to P10 is now 16 min

He might not be able to anyway.
I don't know if he is allowed to apply for his superlicence this year despite not racing. If he can't then he won't have 40 points next year unless he gets a decent result.

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>Le clerk
>the sacking of big John
>Stroll finna be a good boy
>Mercedes underdog narrative as they enter and Ferrari doesn't
>muh Senna 25 years
>Mick Schumacher tests, tons of Michael Schumacher archive footage
agreed, this is much better

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>Breaks your lap record
>Become a meme

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veddel pls win wdc ty

no, because the people involved are shit. they did the senna and amy film. both had an agenda. kubica uses two hands m8. watch the onboards.

*farts*

One more gimi can't hurt I guess

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I bet you're happy about rolling 88 you Nazi FUCK!

p.s. botts pls win wdc tnkyo

based alonso still lives rent free on /f1/'s head

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sure. bearded bottas would be my second choice. finnish people seem to be top notch

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haha gimi
*gets dubs*

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how will they kill zandvoort lads?

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Cars more wide, and kill the frog.

Why does he have to make himself so unlikeable by fawning over some Hollywood stars like a B-class actor desperate for some cameos?

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Rolland.

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Gimi

Is

Baba

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Any good Japanese drivers?

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>page 7

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uncharismatic nigger faggot

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Takuma Sato is based af

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he uses the whole feet to climb the stairs holy shit

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why is there a gala for the met and why would lewlew be there?

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100L fuel tank

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WHAT was FIAs problem?

Obligatory youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

unfortunately redditfags have too much influence on public opinion
>muh safety

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Imagine having to communicate with this thot on a regular basis. Imagine you're at home playin games with the boys and here we go gf callin. You'd just sit there forced to try and sound enthusiastic as she told you how they misspelled her name at starbucks or some shit like that but really you just wanna get back to the game with the boys.

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too much nogging on the refueling brought concerns to the insurance companies and sponsors and they had to improvise

>ankle tattoo
>seriously implying there isn't a tramp stamp and underboob tattoo

I don't think anyone has implied that.

Our Carrie has most likely had various white substances licked off that underboob tat

They work together so he sees her for even more time than usual.

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Although if Mercedes ever have a problem we know who to blame

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>You'd just sit there forced to try and sound enthusiastic as she told you how they misspelled her name at starbucks or some shit

That's horrifyingly plausible

me on the left

Slightly early just in case

christ them chebs

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Woah, he's /ourguy/

h-he's fast!

damn checked, based af. you fucks better start checking digits or ill steall your wifes sons switch