Colombia, I understand you lot have the 'cleanest' Spanish. As I'm learning Spanish I'm thinking of following a Colombian team to listen to the commentators and the players. I'm totally clueless on your league though so I have just been looking at which kit looks the nicest in the top league. Either, tell me who to follow, and why, or redpill me on:
Once Caldas Millonarios Deportes Tolima Atlético Huila Alianza Petrolera F.C. Jaguares de Córdoba
Also, I'm sure they are all pretty likely, but which team is the LIKLIEST that if I ever turn up to a game that I'll get free blow off the locals for being a johnny foreigner.
your flags suggest that you have no business in this thread, please take your wares elsewhere, lads
Carson Davis
>Wants to learn Spanish >Dont consider going Spain
Brexit can not happen soon enough
John Young
I'm a bong but I live in America, so given the time difference it doesn't make sense picking up a Spanish side. Don't take everything to heart you lisped Queen.
Kayden Carter
>Once Caldas Had the most iconic Copa Libertadores run of any Colombian team and don't let any anal fag tell you otherwise. Mid table nowadays. Nice kits. Hot chicks.
>Millonarios Absolute scum fanbase. Used to be huge for some years in the 60's cause Argentine players were on strike or whatever and they played for the """"millionaires""".
>Deportes Tolima Kits like a fucking Nascar racing car. Always close to winning but never does (until recently). City is meh.
>Atlético Huila Not noteworthy. Might as well not exist at all.
>Alianza Petrolera F.C. >Jaguares de Córdoba No history. Atlantic coast teams. Expect to be one of the 10 spectators if you actually go to the match,
Asher Bell
fuck a.nal
Tyler Perry
>cleanest' Spanish how?
Jaxson Davis
From what I understand, from Spanish-speaking friends, it's a hotly debated subject. However, for instance, a lot of the Castilliano Spanish say 'th' instead of C's and Z's, and also use vosotros. Other countries tend to slur or use odd conjugations. Others have a lot of Italian influence. Etc etc. Columbian Spanish is meant to be the easiest for new speakers to understand.
Angel Ramirez
So it's like Australian English
James Walker
>Once Caldas >Had the most iconic Copa Libertadores run of any Colombian team and don't let any anal fag tell you otherwise. Mid table nowadays. Nice kits. Hot chicks. >Alianza Petrolera F.C. >Jaguares de Córdoba >No history. Atlantic coast teams. Expect to be one of the 10 spectators if you actually go to the match,
Cheers bro. Would go with one of the smaller teams, but unlikely to find a stream, defeating the poing.... Only issue with Once Caldas is that their kits look like the Mexican flag and I live in California. If I bought a kit, cause I'm going all in on this mother fucker, I'm unironically not sure I want people to think I'm mexican.
Evan Stewart
More like Columbians speak BBC English, or 'American'. For most of the Spanish speaking world, actual Spanish cunts are like Americans trying to understand Glaswegians. Unintelligable.
Joseph Turner
people from the coast speak like shit m8, once caldas is a nice choice tho
come to the canary islands bro, none of that "th" "vosotros" nonsense or the shitty sudaca accents
Jacob Harris
el chicanito
Mason Anderson
>Congolombia >"cleanest Spanish"
James Morgan
Spaniards speak like utter retards though. Sit on the Madrid metro giggling to myself at how stupid you lot sound. It's even worse in the women.
Tyler Edwards
Lol at all the españomierdas in the theead seething because the bong prefers the based caribbean than the shit-smelling people of spain, who don't even shower everyday, by the way. Colombia's accents are very different, though. Costeños speak terribly, and the paisa accent is only hot on girls. Bro, if i was you i would go to colombia and get a wife and learn from her.
Gavin Myers
ostias!
Samuel Lewis
lol honestly bro, it really is just easier to decipher Colombians when you are sat at home watching tv. They are slower, more stacato, etc. I've actually tried to learn Castillian Spanish a few times, and been to Spain, and can confirm that it's fucking impossible to decipher what the cunts are saying. I live in California now though, so I know Spanish speakers from all over the shop, I'm just actually going to make a concrete effort this time to speak to them, while watching Colombian football, etc,
Austin Morales
Colombian football is shit, you'll get bored. Not even Colombians watch it (though they all pretend otherwise). Just get on chaturbate and talk with all the Colombian slags on there. Might even get yourself a girlfriend.
Jace White
Don’t waste time with congolombians and watch based Martinoli narrations
half colombian here. spain spanish is GARBAGE. fucking hate hearing those retard tourists come here and speak their vomit language. colombian spanish is best spanish
Vascos and Catalans from Barcelona have the easiest-to-understand castillian accents
Ryder Bailey
Upper middle class anything sound alright, you spastic. What type of CHI are you?
Liam Ortiz
I agree Colombian Spanish is the best also nice culos
Christopher Ross
Youre a fucking retard. fucking independentistas de mierda fucking suck, they will go out of their way to show pride fot a toy language nobody cares about.
Fuck catalan and fuck you.
Liam Myers
Barraquilleros are so hard to catch up on, nice people, and my Spanish is awful, but man they slur so hard. I guess the mid or southern Colo dialects would be easier but man Barranquilla is rough.
Owen Evans
>which team do I follow >better buy the merch straight away state of this cuckstomer
