ITT high IQ plays

I still don't know what the fuck he was doing here. Easily the worst 'miss' of all time

Now imagine an entire squad of players this bad and you've got a typical EPL relegation tier club.

just

Lloris did the same thing you know

Praying this wins the Puskas

Is this Choupo Mouting? Did he get released for this?

lmao, mbappe's reaction

this miss was worse though, it was an EC final
well, as far as anyone gives a fuck about women youth tournaments

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I hate Pickford and wish he wasn't out #1. I really like Origi though not gonna lie, I think he's great.

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Lolris did much worse on a regular basis. Stop contaminating our GKs plox.

Dirty kopite false flag.

Maybe worst for women's football, but at least you can say the water was a factor. With Moting's he himself literally stopped the ball going over the line.

Not even close, he actively stops a goal for no reason at all.

I support Coventry you daft cunt. Not those shitlords.

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Pickford always does the spectacular; either it's really impressive or really shit.

You're not fooling me with your VPN Abdul.

Yeah, now post his 1 one 1 save against Salah please

wtf was he trying to do? deliberately stop it on the line and then get the goal with his other foot?

high IQ players use the weather to their benefits instead of complaining about it, pour être honnete

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thats fucking dumb

I can only think his brain shut down and he thought he was defending for a moment

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he wanted that cheeky tap-in statpad

Based

>best league in the world la

Reminder that no matter how many times you post it, the Spurs goal will always be the defender's fault. You do not ever, EVER block off your own fucking keeper.

This is pretty kino

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>Moyes clapping at Fellaini
He was too good for them

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>You do not ever, EVER block off your own fucking keeper.
Pickford was going in like a little bitch. My team's keeper would've ran straight through me.

kek

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holy shit this is great
LMFAO

>offside

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Amazing run from the man mountain

>Relegation fodder get dabbed on by title contenders.
Meanwhile at the best club in France....

>defender can't even pass sideways

For me ? It's french Ligue 1 Conforama

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Massive assist there, Messi couldn't do that

>best club Ligue 1 can't even score an open goal from 1cm
Just sit down and take your farmers league with you.

kek I still don't understand this and I think I watched it live

if he wanted to hurt him, he should have jumptackled him from behind at knee height

GOLAÇO DA PORRA

What?

never fail to make me chuckle, absolute classic

ISSO AÍ É CAMPEONATO ARGENTINO OH TERRORISTA BURRO

>I hate Pickford
>I really like Origi
thank fuck you aren't involved in the England setup, what the fuck is that
honestly, taste so bad it must be bait

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legitimate 500 IQ play here

b-but all these are mistakes or bloopers.. h-how are they high IQ?

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Low IQ post

if you made these kind of mistakes in your job you would fired on the spot and yet these faggots makes more in a week than you ever will in your entire life

based capitalism

Wow, this is as bad as the Cavani one.

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That's from one match? Glad the little cunt is failing

absolute dickhead

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>HE-YAA

>9 minutes
wtf

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>messi collapsing in pure terror and defeat knowing that they needed 4 at home to stop liverpool at anfield

what happened here?

went to have a drink while the play was underway

holy shit i just realized that isnt nerman lel

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Wasn't play stopped just before this or something? And he started going for a drink during that, missing the beginning of play happening again?

based

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it's choupo-moting

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>WAY TA GO BALD CUNT

Post that zoomer pulling down tsu

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I once did nothing for 6 months in my old job(IT for a big cable company).

They basically paid me to play videogames and shitpost on Yea Forums

pure match fixing.

kek at Ngubu's expression
>I did it

You must be completely retarded to think that from this point on he will become like cr7 or the goat haha

was it autism?

Brian Clough laughing his ass off

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What game was this?

PSG 2:2 Strasbourg:

>brazillian football
>both teams are argeniggers

I don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me lads

actually I think football clubs are some of the more efficient capital units when it comes to the efficiency of their labour force

Is this guy actually clinically retarded?

oh no

Oh no what is happening Mboop oh nononono ahaha

Kek woke as fuck
>make french team pay you millions to just to win against some farmers in football
>snort xanax and troll anyway

Wow is this all in one game lmao

unironically they should wet the fields like this all the time.

*splot*

Should've had his contract terminated even if he scored that. How do u even look ur teammate in the eye after stopping him from scoring? Whether nobody scores or u steal the goal from him? To make it worse they drew this game 2-2

based

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based, does anyone have that one from leliga where the var room is just fucking empty?

I will watch this league

I'm impressed that Messifag acknowledges that CR7 is good.

How is this the 2st time i see this, holy fuck my sides

Looks like it was deflected :^)

handball desu, would've gone in

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Britain should be nuked. All of it, erased completely.

Yeah that's why P$G will always remain a $$$ project and never a normal team.

Well looks like they're playing in the pool. While the P$G one just stops a goal for no reason.

And PSG wonder why no one outside of their farmers league takes them seriously

I like the face plant of that spaniard

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Tbqh >ourgirls are unironically kino

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>tfw you forget that these are not baguette bakers you play against like back in France

lmao
RIP Tosno

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youtube.com/watch?v=xeryuhgThzE

w-what?

>marie curie.webm

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I can't wait for women's world cup tbq lads

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lol, looks like some école maternelle dance

>sur le pont d'Avignon on y danse on y danse
>sur le pont d'Avignon on y danse tous en rond

Based Halal refball.

>mourinho vs prisonners of war

>thats the captain

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unironically great one here

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>only good quality is that he's fast
>tHe NExT mEsSi

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Can't stop watching, it's hilarious, pure kino

Another theoretical physicist applying his superior knowledge

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Spear, spear bah gawd spear

timely post la

why is there 2 pogbas?

Ouch Messi is savage.

Lel

Of course he's good, people that don't acknowledge that are in denial.

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never fails to make me laugh kek

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Suarez can tho

Holy shit based

>L'ANUS

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What a boss

The famous Henry feint.

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wew it got better every second

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lmao the coach made this 10/10

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Based cov fan
Bright Enobakare is going to win us the league next year

holy shit, this may be one of the smartest footballers of all time

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I'll post some Kompany. It's appropriate this evening.
youtube.com/watch?v=-SRkmFPt-sQ

ok this is properly retarded

Number 3 legit hurt her neck.

I laughed more at Messi trying to get 2 headers tbqh.

Football Manager 2019.webm

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Same.

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now this is kino

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kek

>the goalie faking a foul

the absolute state of this sport

>bundesliga
everytime

hello owner

More like Poopo-moting

MODS

When will they learn?

What sort of gay porn is that?

thank god hes not white. that'd be embarrasing

hahhaha wtf did leliga explain themselves?

Didn't he miss a really similar one against Valencia like 3 days before this?

>gibe equal pay now

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>racebaiting amerimutt
Back to /pol/ddit

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Looked like it hit hard enough to legit give the kid brain damage. Sad.

>prevent clear goal scoring opportunity
>kill opposing player
>don't get sanctioned during the match because you know the retarded female officials don't know the rules

legit big brain play desu

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i hate him so much

lmao

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how was he so shit all of a sudden?

KEK, Fenomeno-esque

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fluctuations happen with 20yo

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kek what a cheeky fucker

>not stealing the goal
p based

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based boomer crushing the zoomers dreams and bones

zoomers btfo

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soul

They said the TV showed the wrong room

great cushioned header by #5

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how to filter low IQ people from high IQ people

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basé

fondé et rougepilulé pour être honnête

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>natlaie

everyone has a bad day

fucking based

The grandpa reaction is better than the error itself

>Off the Ball 19
>Finishing 8

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Very high IQ of this player to run and grab a weapon in the heat of battle.

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Still waiting

THANK YOU SNOW

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>2st

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>not watching your webms at quantum level.

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I meant the ajax one lol

This is actually surreal. 4 horrendous mistakes in a row from """professional""" athletes.

holy shit

>sergio_denis.webm

Was that Hastings?

big brain right there who said woman are stupid

pretty funny, the ball roles away as he looks up, and in his peripheral vision he sees the white penalty spot and thinks it's the ball

Wtf is going on here?

Obviously not the type you're used to

>man united's last 6 seasons: ultimate summary

i follow the team regularly and it's pretty much always like that

oh no
lmao

based

FUCKING BASED

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well clearly she's handballed it

really the most based thing to come out of that world cup

Based offloading skills from the French

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Whole field was making incredibly high IQ moves

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Real high IQ play ITT

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not enough elite strikers missing 1v1s

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would be based if true

Stop posting cheaters
Boston will get what it has coming to it. Mark my words.

could have been killed

world war II but denmark is poland

the fucking way he is just petrified in all the way into his net assuming the GK stance kills through sheer reaction kills me

Worst thing about this was he threw a terrible interception on the very next play, killed all their momentum and they lost the game.

It was a good thread till the Amerilards started posting their sports.

>poor irrigation of the field
>ball barely mooving
match should've been suspended

fucking atrocious work by the German defensive mids to not track back and fill the defensive space on the French transition. Who is that shitter just watching Ngubu's run while Niklas "fettleibig" Süle is responsible for tracking Giroo? Is that Kimmich? Hummels was also nowhere to be found

I don't get it. He missed a penalty? What's special about it?

Why are both teams playing in white?

absolute BLOOTER

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y is Klopp so based?

u retarded m8?

Do women not know how to fall ? That one was legit a baby-level falling mechanism, relax your whole body and let the rag doll.

r e f u s e to believe #4 in black lasts all game

All I've learned from this thread is that women shouldn't be allowed to play sports.

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God I've been watching this on a loop and I still can't believe it

This gets posted in every single fucking webm thread, do you faggots just pretend you haven't seen it before or is there a constant stream of people who have never been on Yea Forums before every single day?

Superb

Please post more.

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Lmao the player got red carded for this

based boomer in the comfy sweater

quality finish

>that fucking dance
top lad that

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when your face against another man's sweaty ass is captured forever for all of humanity to laugh at

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>oh shit who do I mark

based af

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Lmaoooooo

@92568704
and that's why no one replied to you pd

>92571912
>when your forward is so good that your pass is literally a goal

wouldn't have counted if they were playing against germany

someone should do this at the women's world cup

>that guy throwing up the arm for offside
legit 159 IQ

thats a fucking red

is she elite?

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They would unironically all get raises if someone did this

>2st

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factually wrong

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B&R

>le false 9 tactic
stop shilling for giroo it aint working la

Everyone on the pitch that day was above 300 IQ. All the fuck-ups in the midfield, missed shots on both sides and the referee gifting two penalties out of thin air, so that an otherwise goalless game could see a cheeky 1-1 draw. Not to mention the subs, holy fr*ck.

based boomer

why did none of the girls get mad? If this was male game there would have been a brawl

Not a play, but high IQ nonetheless.

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doing pullups like this does nothing. why....

It's crossfit. The point to their sport is trying to be as retarded as possible without dislocating their joints.

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Some webms always raise a smile. This is one of them
:)

Now that is just shit luck

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Next fall you gonna see this madman swimming upstream with the salmons and you'll eat your words.

rigged game or betting involved

Genuinely BASED

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>such a horrible misplay
>to lose a city derby
>in the fifth minute of extra time
>when only four minutes were given

The kind of stuff that gives you erectile dysfunction for life. I pity the goalie.

He knew that was gonna be a goal.

Didn't watch that game, but that's dirty. Probably was his only option though. Did he get a card?

A yellow
It was his debut at Ajax 1 by the way

I would do the same but still a dirty play.

>black "people"

anyone know the name of the match or girls involved? i want to see if they are hot or not so i can fap to this

girl on girl domination and fighting is my favourite fetish

>having Luke fucking Shaw put you in his pocket
jesus christ

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Lloris does this shit every other week and fucks us over

A classic.

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>the next Messi la
>young phenomen la

No way those are same level players.

>9 minutes of extra time in the first half

>bottom of the table team vs team one point off of first place

Shouldn't that have been a straight red?

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>goalkeeper's little "AW FUCK" dance

my sides are thoroughly soaked

what did ngubu mean by this?

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steward should've let the villa players stomp him to death tbqh

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This shows how much of a shit people gives about woman football.

why is this play allowed to continue if the ball hits the top of the net? isnt it out of play?

shoulda been a red

kiviä taskuun poika!

How can a professional goalkeeper at this level of footy have such a shitty vertical jump? lol

Why is the goalie dressed like a christmas tree?

he couldve died

unironically 3000 IQ, modern panenka level outplay

based VAR

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>first check if the cameras are on him
>then dramatically overreact
I hate this bald fraud

>one is still falling off while the winners cross the line
dead

Legit felt bad for Pep he looked so happy.

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man old school football was the shit

He wanted to dive at first, but to not look like a bitch he made this little pretending thing. Really awkard, triggered my autism/10

N-NANI?

>2st

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Literally the most based man in the entire history of mankind.

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the rules make this so fucking retarded and boring
I want people having Conan-tier sword fights, not armourpush

illegal backpass

this

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the video's even better

youtube.com/watch?v=h3s19jjEeHE

equal pay for equal work

Even the line ref is tired of ronaldos bullshit.

wtf he got tackled in front of the ref, and the ref just signals the play to go on, straight up robbery right there

LMAO at the chicks in dresses.... what the fuck do they even do???

kek

What in the fuck was he trying to do? Shoot? What a fraud.

he handballed and heard the whistle so he kicked the ball as hard as he could in impotent rage

That's the advantage signal not play on. Not much of an advantage tho.

How did it play out in his mind? Absolute rocket in the near corner?

She was orgasming because all women are masochists

this is literally me . 'oh shit what do i do' *passes it to the opposition's best scorer*

if they put this in a movie it'd need to be all cgi

>when your controller stops working in the middle of a game

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Are you autistic?

people watch things more than once. do you have any idea how many times friends is reshown on tv

>Ryan, we only got 9 lads. We need you
>Right, ill be there right after work

Is there a more true friend?

lmao
>black keepers

kek did he lagg or something

Prob was not going in anyway but still class defending imo

cheeky jota saw him well in advance and could have easily intercepted him if he wanted to

lmao, what is this shit? either way, those ax strikes look fucking brutal

How do you figure? No one in the red team even touches the ball, she just holds it after it hits the post
was she called offside or something?

How the fuck can this happen in a professional game.

Even in my sunday league I've never witnessed anything like this.

Whats going on here? Is he having a stroke?

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imagine this guy in a proper league

Literally looks like something that would happen in PES

Should have just let it be a goal, t.bh

Battle of Nations

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it must have been weird time when every thing was black and white

ngubu at it again

every fucking time

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Well at least he didn't KO him like another fine specimen.

even CR7, who is commonly described as "one of the most arrogant players" can handle a little banter from a ball boy.
Jürgen "Kult" "Kloppo" Klopp or Jens Lehman on the other hand...

500IQ Ngubu playing 5D chess

Lol. What is this crazy language?

are you serious? cr7 got a ton a shit games

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She wanted to sue Messi for that.

is this in detroit ?

>go to the stadium and sit behind the goal where it's extremely likely someone will kick a ball my way
>whine when you get hit
Dumbass cunt.

best one in the thread

>white kits on snow
>high IQ

Fat keepers never fail to disappoint

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What genuinely baffles me about stuff like this is it's somehow televised
Not even trying to take the piss, but this is very low level, who's making the effort to broadcast it and why?

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Soros

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nothing, retards love to hate neymar

S M O O T H

probably the university journalism/communications department... And I would bet that 95% chance it's only and internet stream

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some of the spastic movements itt are not unlike this lmao

>11th best player in the world is a fraud

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Vinny Kompany: I am... Inevitable
Origi: And I...AM...Clutch Nog...
>Scores injury time winner against wolves
>City's plastic bandwagon fans turn to ash, followed by the bald fraud

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and niggerpool fans still believe they deserved the PL, my ass

...Did you forget that City has one more game as well?

that refball is the reason why england is an /elite/ member now?

topkek

based

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Such a beautiful finish by Son

Kelland-Knight is my new waifu.

>you'll never get suckerpunched by a proper lad

why live

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His team supposedly scored, the goal jingle was playing and he went for a drink, didnt see that the referee gave offside in the middle of his team cheering, opposing team quickly passed the ball forward, he was still going for his drink thinking that his team scored

She's probably lesbian

money well spent Qatari faggots, at least better than ISIS and al Qaeda

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How do you even watch this sport? I can't fucking tell where the disc (or whatever the fuck you call it) is, too small

>No one in the red team even touches the ball
That's the joke rofl. She literally catches a live ball, clear handball in the box and then on top of that she then throws it to the goalkeeper which if it were a legal touch would be an illegal backpass when the goalkeeper handled it too.

>was she called offside or something?

iirc the speculation at the time was she was expecting the ref to call something and preemptively grabbed the ball. when the ref didn;t, and didn't see her grab the ball she just carried on

Here I thought Alexis was going to win this exchange.... boy was I wrong.

One of them tracks Giroo's well placed run to pin a defender out of the center while the others are just terrified of Mbrappe's lethal pace which gave him acres of space and time on the ball.

pic related

The disc aka puck isn't in the shot almost at all. That's basically the whole point of the video, they're just bullying the guy while the game's happening in the other end of the rink.

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I'm rofl so hard.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oNuy4RRISXo

If you fap to this then you're getting a visit from the party van.

Because the keeper was built like a fucking tank.

That fucking pass to the edge of the box is fucking kino

Majority of Lezzies either just haven't been fucked hard enough or just were mentally destroyed by some man treating them like such absolute shit that they don't want to ever feel that vulnerable ever again.

For me its Domingo

QT3.14
Would enjoy her showing forceful, mild disdain for my efforts to pleasure her.

>who's making the effort to broadcast it
comedy central

Goldberg-tier heavy work there. Strongstyle

what an actual fuck

my sides are in fucking orbit

nice twerk action

Kek
What the fuck

she picked the ball up then dropped it and picked it up again which results in an indirect free kick, so instead of letting her defenders get back and build a wall she just lets the opposition player take the free kick like a fucking retard

weird looking girl

>gegenpress

nerve gas

>from collapsing in defeat to rolling in absolute hilarity

kino

youtube.com/watch?v=iX4utSDz4hs

holy shit dude

truely a modern day prophet

These threads always start with arsenal lmao

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>240 million eurobucks
Football is just a tool to launder money

>teammates too embarassed to pick a fight with the dude who dabbed on the manlet

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slipalona

kek

mfw

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""""""""""""""""""""""""""""highlights""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

imagine the non-highlight parts

>Pique

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>Catalonian defending

>clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
>oh shit

>N-NOT FAIR BRO YOU MOVED AWAY SOMEONE ELSE S-SHOULD BE THE ONE TAKING THE CK

checked

SOUL

yea totally his fault there is a fucking cup there

Shut the fuck up nigger lover

i think considering the IQ and IMPORTANCE of it goes down as one of the top 5 HIGHEST IQ goals of all time. (Cant still belive its done by 2 nignogs)

just like it happened with messi
nerman ruined mbappe

BASED

Absolutely based.

Football has so many faces

the ball doesn't go over the line

Right out of the oven

>66

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>Taking a keeper stance while inside his own net

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