Guardiola

>cannot win the Champions League with the best Bayern squad ever
>cannot reach the Champions League semifinals despite seemingly unlimited funds and UEFA FFP dodges.

Dec 9, 2008 UEFA Champions League 08/09 Group Stage FC Barcelona 2:3 Shakhtar Donetsk

Jan 21, 2009 Copa del Rey 08/09 Quarter-Finals Espanyol RCD 0:0 FC Barcelona

Feb 14, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 23 Real Betis 2:2 FC Barcelona

Feb 21, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 24 FC Barcelona 1:2 Espanyol

Feb 24, 2009 UEFA Champions League 08/09 last 16 Olympique Lyon 1:1 FC Barcelona

Mar 1, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 25 Atlético Madrid 4:3 FC Barcelona

>6 posters
Holy fucking obsessed

Mar 4, 2009 Copa del Rey 08/09 Semi-Finals RCD Mallorca 1:1 FC Barcelona

Apr 14, 2009 UEFA Champions League 08/09 Quarter-Finals Bayern Munich 1:1 FC Barcelona

Apr 25, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 33 Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona

Apr 28, 2009 UEFA Champions League 08/09 Semi-Finals FC Barcelona 0:0 Chelsea FC

May 6, 2009 UEFA Champions League 08/09 Semi-Finals Chelsea FC 1:1 FC Barcelona

May 10, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 35 FC Barcelona 3:3 Villarreal CF

May 17, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 36 RCD Mallorca 2:1 FC Barcelona

Lad...

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May 23, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 37 FC Barcelona 0:1 CA Osasuna

May 30, 2009 LaLiga 08/09 38 Deportivo de La Coruña 1:1 FC Barcelona

Sep 16, 2009 UEFA Champions League 09/10 Group Stage Internazionale 0:0 FC Barcelona

Oct 17, 2009 LaLiga 09/10 7 Valencia CF 0:0 FC Barcelona

Oct 20, 2009 UEFA Champions League 09/10 Group Stage FC Barcelona 1:2 Rubin Kazan

Oct 31, 2009 LaLiga 09/10 9 CA Osasuna 1:1 FC Barcelona

ITT: autism

He's coming to Celtic for 10IAR

Nov 4, 2009 UEFA Champions League 09/10 Group Stage Rubin Kazan Rubin Kazan 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

it's a script, I hope lmao

Nov 21, 2009 LaLiga 09/10 11 Athletic Athletic Bilbao 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>No, he will never go to a poor club so you can forget about that
then you can forget about me ever rating him

im not scripting this

Jan 2, 2010 LaLiga 09/10 16 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 1:1 Villarreal CF Villarreal

win the champions league (+ league) without Messi.

Jan 5, 2010 Copa del Rey 09/10 last 16 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 1:2 Sevilla FC Sevilla FC

Feb 14, 2010 LaLiga 09/10 22 Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 2:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>im not scripting this
that's sad

Feb 23, 2010 UEFA Champions League 09/10 last 16 VfB Stuttgart VfB Stuttgart 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

stop it

get help

Mar 6, 2010 LaLiga 09/10 25 UD Almería UD Almería 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Mar 31, 2010 UEFA Champions League 09/10 Quarter-Finals Arsenal Arsenal FC 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Apr 17, 2010 LaLiga 09/10 33 Espanyol RCD Espanyol Barcelona 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Apr 20, 2010 UEFA Champions League 09/10 Semi-Finals Inter FC Internazionale 3:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

KYS "Twain", Guardiola's teams play the best football

Aug 14, 2010 Supercopa 10/11 final Sevilla FC Sevilla FC 3:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

really? then how come he fails to win games so consistently, like this 2-0 HOME DEFEAT TO FUCKING HERCULES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Sep 11, 2010 LaLiga 10/11 2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 0:2 Hércules CF Hércules CF

>failing to beat rubin kazan AGAIN OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Sep 29, 2010 UEFA Champions League 10/11 Group Stage Rubin Kazan Rubin Kazan 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

you are genuinely one of the saddest people to ever post here

>COPPENHAGEN?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Nov 2, 2010 UEFA Champions League 10/11 Group Stage FC Copenhagen FC Copenhagen 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>REAL BENIS!?!?!?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Jan 19, 2011 Copa del Rey 10/11 Quarter-Finals Real Betis Real Betis Balompié 3:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>ARSE ANAL?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Feb 16, 2011 UEFA Champions League 10/11 last 16 Arsenal Arsenal FC 2:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Mar 13, 2011 LaLiga 10/11 28 Sevilla FC Sevilla FC 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Apr 16, 2011 LaLiga 10/11 32 Real Madrid Real Madrid 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>FAILING TO WIN EL CLASSICO TWICE IN A ROW?!?!?|!?

D
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH

AHAHAHHAH

Apr 20, 2011 Copa del Rey 10/11 Final FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 0:1 Real Madrid Real Madrid

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Twain it's not too late. Seek help.

Apr 30, 2011 LaLiga 10/11 34 Real Sociedad Real Sociedad 2:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

when will you guys just admit he's the biggest fruad in football?

>proxyslip
>go psychotic
don't use drugs, kids

keep it up! You're doing great!

Ha! This Guardiola fellow really is a fucking loser!

Thank you based fellow Ukbro for exposing him.

ill help you out and post another game he failed to win:

May 11, 2011 LaLiga 10/11 36 Levante Levante UD 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

May 15, 2011 LaLiga 10/11 37 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 0:0 Deportivo de La Coruña Dep. La Coruña

fun fact: this game immediately followed his draw with levante. surely the GOAT manager wouldn't drop points to midtable spanish farmers twice in a row...

Aug 14, 2011 Supercopa 11/12 final Real Madrid Real Madrid 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Sep 10, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 3 Real Sociedad Real Sociedad 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

what a way to kick off your first away game of your last season at barca!

now post his bad results from munich and shitty, you pathetic incel.

>MILAN WHEN THEY WERE SHIT!?!?!?!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Sep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC Milan>MILAN WHEN THEY WERE SHIT!?!?!?!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Sep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC MilanSep 13, 2011 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 AC Milan AC M

JSUT GOT THO GET THROUIGH HIS RESULTS AT BARCA (THEY WSERE PRETTY PATHEWTIC IN HIS FINALK SEAOSN)

Sep 21, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 5 Valencia Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaSep 21, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 5 Valencia Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaSep 21, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 5 Valencia Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaSep 21, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 5 Valencia Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaSep 21, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 5 Valencia Valencia CF 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

>somewhere, this fella has nothing better to do
oh man

GETAFE!!??!?!??!?!??!?!?

Nov 26, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 14 Getafe Getafe CF 1:0 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaNov 26, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 14 Getafe Getafe CF 1:0 FC Barcelona FC BarcelonaNov 26, 2011 LaLiga 11/12 14 Getafe Getafe CF 1:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHVAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>THREE FUCKING DRAWS IN A ROW

Feb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real MadridFeb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real MadridFeb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real MadridFeb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real MadridFeb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real MadridFeb 1, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Semi-Finals Valencia Valencia CF 1:1 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 28, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 21 Villarreal Villarreal CF 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4-3-3 Attacking
Jan 25, 2012 Copa del Rey 11/12 Quarter-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Real Madrid Real Madrid

>OSASUNA

Feb 11, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 23 CA Osasuna CA Osasuna 3:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

*wheeze*

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish I had the time to post every single loss a certain individual ever had but I would prefer to spend it playing Northgard

mental illness

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Mar 28, 2012 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Quarter-Finals AC Milan AC Milan 0:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Apr 18, 2012 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Semi-Finals Chelsea Chelsea FC 1:0 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

Apr 21, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 35 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 1:2 Real Madrid Real Madrid

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Apr 24, 2012 UEFA Champions League 11/12 Semi-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 2:2 Chelsea FC Chelsea

in case you forgot what happened this match ladies and gentlemen...

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May 12, 2012 LaLiga 11/12 38 Real Betis Real Betis Balompié 2:2 FC Barcelona FC Barcelona

And that's it! Every game of Pep Guardiola's time at Barcelona where he failed to win.

Who wants me to now investigate his time at Bayern?

Yes please let's go, I'm sure you'll find some CL gems

Jul 27, 2013 DFL-Supercup 13/14 Final Bor. Dortmund Borussia Dortmund 4:2 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Aug 27, 2013 Bundesliga 13/14 4 SC Freiburg SC Freiburg 1:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

*spends another 400 million in the summer*

Oct 5, 2013 Bundesliga 13/14 8 Bay. Leverkusen Bayer 04 Leverkusen 1:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

>he keeps going

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Dec 10, 2013 UEFA Champions League 13/14 Group Stage Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 2:3 Manchester City Man City

Based Brit

>you now remember Eren Derdiyok

Mar 11, 2014 UEFA Champions League 13/14 last 16 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 1:1 Arsenal FC Arsenal

Mar 29, 2014 Bundesliga 13/14 28 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 3:3 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim TSG Hoffenheim

Apr 1, 2014 UEFA Champions League 13/14 Quarter-Finals Man Utd Manchester United 1:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Apr 5, 2014 Bundesliga 13/14 29 FC Augsburg FC Augsburg 1:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

aaaah, the classic "guardiola is a domestic champion so he starts sucking" strat

Apr 12, 2014 Bundesliga 13/14 30 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 0:3 Borussia Dortmund Bor. Dortmund

Apr 23, 2014 UEFA Champions League 13/14 Semi-Finals Real Madrid Real Madrid 1:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Apr 29, 2014 UEFA Champions League 13/14 Semi-Finals Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 0:4 Real Madrid Real Madrid

Aug 13, 2014 DFL-Supercup 14/15 Final Bor. Dortmund Borussia Dortmund 2:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Aug 30, 2014 Bundesliga 14/15 2 FC Schalke 04 FC Schalke 04 1:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

>schalke

Sep 20, 2014 Bundesliga 14/15 4 Hamburger SV Hamburger SV 0:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

what the fuck is this autism...
have sex dude

This is easily one of the top 10 most autistic things I've ever seen. Please keep going

Is this a new meme?

Oct 26, 2014 Bundesliga 14/15 9 Bor. M'gladbach Borussia Mönchengladbach 0:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

is this a buttblasted man united fan or a deluded scouse bindipping fan crushing seething mong?

Twain did it with messi scoreless games the other day

Nov 25, 2014 UEFA Champions League 14/15 Group Stage Man City Manchester City 3:2 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

is this also the work of twain?

Jan 30, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 18 VfL Wolfsburg VfL Wolfsburg 4:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

That was the same HSV that has only won one of the previous 11 matches, and that was a penalty shootout in the DFB cup against cottbus (like 3. liga), they saved themselves in relegation playoffs with two draws(!) and literally came off their worst season ever by both losses and points (adjusted to three-point system)

Feb 3, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 19 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 1:1 FC Schalke 04 FC Schalke 04

Feb 17, 2015 UEFA Champions League 14/15 last 16 Shakhtar D. Shakhtar Donetsk 0:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

For real? He surely didnt manage to post all of them? That guy is king spastic

Mar 22, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 26 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 0:2 Borussia Mönchengladbach Bor. M'gladbach

I think it's literally just a guy with autism. Like that twain messi hating autist

>copy
>paste
>solve captcha
>post
>copy
>paste
>solve captcha
>post
>copy
>pa-
>"Jurgen darling, your strudel ist ready!"

Apr 15, 2015 UEFA Champions League 14/15 Quarter-Finals FC Porto FC Porto 3:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Apr 28, 2015 DFB-Pokal 14/15 Semi-Finals Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 1:3 Borussia Dortmund Bor. Dortmund

>solve captcha
uhmmm sweety we have a Yea Forums pass.

you can do two, sometimes three posts for every captcha so it's actually
>copy
>paste
>solve captcha
>post
>copy
>paste
>post
>copy
>paste
>solve captcha
>post
>copy
>paste
>post
>copy
>paste
>solve captcha
etc.

May 2, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 31 Bay. Leverkusen Bayer 04 Leverkusen 2:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

>you now realize he has to solve all these captchas

unless..

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>he does it for a net loss

May 6, 2015 UEFA Champions League 14/15 Semi-Finals FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 3:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

May 9, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 32 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 0:1 FC Augsburg FC Augsburg

May 16, 2015 Bundesliga 14/15 33 SC Freiburg SC Freiburg 2:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Aug 1, 2015 DFL-Supercup 15/16 Final VfL Wolfsburg VfL Wolfsburg 6:5 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Oct 20, 2015 UEFA Champions League 15/16 Group Stage Arsenal Arsenal FC 2:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Win the CL with Juventus or a portuguese club
then we can have a conversation about GOAT or not

Oct 30, 2015 Bundesliga 15/16 11 E. Frankfurt Eintracht Frankfurt 0:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

based

>he pays to post the few times Guardiola has lost a game
top zoz

Dec 5, 2015 Bundesliga 15/16 15 Bor. M'gladbach Borussia Mönchengladbach 3:1 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

schizo

Feb 6, 2016 Bundesliga 15/16 20 Bay. Leverkusen Bayer 04 Leverkusen 0:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

>says the jew

how ironic

Mar 2, 2016 Bundesliga 15/16 24 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 1:2 1.FSV Mainz 05 1.FSV Mainz 05

can't ignore it when it's so blatant

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Apr 13, 2016 UEFA Champions League 15/16 Quarter-Finals Benfica SL Benfica 2:2 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Apr 27, 2016 UEFA Champions League 15/16 Semi-Finals Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 1:0 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich

Reminder Guardiola lost the league with prime Xaviestassi and so he ran to Bayern who had just won a treble

Reminder that Guardiola failed to win everything with the greatest Bayern of the modern era. He even fired the medical trainer who had been there for 50 years so he could use his own and pump them full of roids.

Reminder he fled to City after failing with Bayern and is now getting cucked left and right even by Monaco and Tottenham.

ZERO champions leagues since 2011.

Apr 30, 2016 Bundesliga 15/16 32 Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 1:1 Borussia Mönchengladbach Bor. M'gladbach

who wants to hear his stats with shitty?

are you okay mate?

Sep 28, 2016 UEFA Champions League 16/17 Group Stage Celtic Celtic FC 3:3 Manchester City Man City

sure it will only take you 2 minutes to type his losses

Oct 2, 2016 Premier League 16/17 7 Spurs Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester City Man City

exposed how, exactly? You mean because he wouldn't beat Barca, Juventus or Bayern with 3rd rate shitter clubs in their respective leagues?

Oct 15, 2016 Premier League 16/17 8 Man City Manchester City 1:1 Everton FC Everton

Oct 19, 2016 UEFA Champions League 16/17 Group Stage FC Barcelona FC Barcelona 4:0 Manchester City Man City

Oct 23, 2016 Premier League 16/17 9 Man City Manchester City 1:1 Southampton FC Southampton

Oct 26, 2016 EFL Cup 16/17 Fourth Round Man Utd Manchester United 1:0 Manchester City Man City

Nov 5, 2016 Premier League 16/17 11 Man City Manchester City 1:1 Middlesbrough FC Middlesbrough

Nov 23, 2016 UEFA Champions League 16/17 Group Stage Bor. M'gladbach Borussia Mönchengladbach 1:1 Manchester City Man City

Dec 3, 2016 Premier League 16/17 14 Man City Manchester City 1:3 Chelsea FC Chelsea

Dec 6, 2016 UEFA Champions League 16/17 Group Stage Man City Manchester City 1:1 Celtic FC Celtic

Aug 13, 2016 user's mum's house. user kills himself because he has no friends, has never had sex, and has never had a job

Dec 10, 2016 Premier League 16/17 15 Leicester Leicester City 4:2 Manchester City Man City

Based twain

Dec 31, 2016 Premier League 16/17 19 Liverpool Liverpool FC 1:0 Manchester City Man City

Jan 15, 2017 Premier League 16/17 21 Everton Everton FC 4:0 Manchester City Man City

This is a historic thread. 2 hours 30 minutes of pure autism from one man.

is the autist spazzing out again?

Jan 21, 2017 Premier League 16/17 22 Man City Manchester City 2:2 Tottenham Hotspur Spurs

Feb 18, 2017 FA Cup 16/17 Fifth Round Huddersfield Huddersfield Town 0:0 Manchester City Man City

Mar 8, 2017 Premier League 16/17 28 Man City Manchester City 0:0 Stoke City Stoke City

holy fuck, based thread. isn't it more efficient to just put all results in a single post?

No human can take this ammount of EXPOSURE and be cancer free.

Mar 15, 2017 UEFA Champions League 16/17 last 16 Monaco AS Monaco 3:1 Manchester City Man City

Mar 19, 2017 Premier League 16/17 29 Man City Manchester City 1:1 Liverpool FC Liverpool

Apr 2, 2017 Premier League 16/17 30 Arsenal Arsenal FC 2:2 Manchester City Man City

Apr 5, 2017 Premier League 16/17 31 Chelsea Chelsea FC 2:1 Manchester City Man City

Win a CL without Messi

Apr 23, 2017 FA Cup 16/17 Semi-Finals Arsenal Arsenal FC 2:1 Manchester City Man City

March 5, 2018 I got a GF :)

Toasting in a legendary bread

happy 4 u m8

Apr 27, 2017 Premier League 16/17 26 Man City Manchester City 0:0 Manchester United Man Utd

this is some next level autism

that's well good lad

Apr 30, 2017 Premier League 16/17 35 Middlesbrough Middlesbrough FC 2:2 Manchester City Man City

Aug 21, 2017 Premier League 17/18 2 Man City Manchester City 1:1 Everton FC Everton

>hes been posting for 3 hours

Dec 6, 2017 UEFA Champions League 17/18 Group Stage Shakhtar D. Shakhtar Donetsk 2:1 Manchester City Man City

If only we could harness and then weaponise this autism, Britain could once again be the greatest superpower in the world

Dec 31, 2017 Premier League 17/18 21 Crystal Palace Crystal Palace 0:0 Manchester City Man City

Jan 14, 2018 Premier League 17/18 23 Liverpool Liverpool FC 4:3 Manchester City Man City

Feb 3, 2018 Premier League 17/18 26 Burnley Burnley FC 1:1 Manchester City Man City

Feb 19, 2018 FA Cup 17/18 Fifth Round Wigan Wigan Athletic 1:0 Manchester City Man City

Mar 7, 2018 UEFA Champions League 17/18 last 16 Man City Manchester City 1:2 FC Basel 1893 FC Basel

Apr 4, 2018 UEFA Champions League 17/18 Quarter-Finals Liverpool Liverpool FC 3:0 Manchester City Man City

Apr 7, 2018 Premier League 17/18 33 Man City Manchester City 2:3 Manchester United Man Utd

Apr 10, 2018 UEFA Champions League 17/18 Quarter-Finals Man City Manchester City 1:2 Liverpool FC Liverpool

May 6, 2018 Premier League 17/18 37 Man City Manchester City 0:0 Huddersfield Town Huddersfield

It's Twain again. He's been having mental breakdowns ever since he got exposed in that thread where he resorted to shitting up the thread to 700 posts with games where Messi didn't score.

what the fuck is going on in here

Aug 25, 2018 Premier League 18/19 3 Wolves Wolverhampton Wanderers 1:1 Manchester City Man City

uh...

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Sep 19, 2018 UEFA Champions League 18/19 Group Stage Man City Manchester City 1:2 Olympique Lyon Olympique Lyon

Oct 7, 2018 Premier League 18/19 8 Liverpool Liverpool FC 0:0 Manchester City Man City

This English poster is fucking based

Nov 27, 2018 UEFA Champions League 18/19 Group Stage Olympique Lyon Olympique Lyon 2:2 Manchester City Man City

Dec 8, 2018 Premier League 18/19 16 Chelsea Chelsea FC 2:0 Manchester City Man City

Dec 22, 2018 Premier League 18/19 18 Man City Manchester City 2:3 Crystal Palace Crystal Palace

Dec 26, 2018 Premier League 18/19 19 Leicester Leicester City 2:1 Manchester City Man City

Jan 29, 2019 Premier League 18/19 24 Newcastle Newcastle United 2:1 Manchester City Man City

Apr 9, 2019 UEFA Champions League 18/19 Quarter-Finals Spurs Tottenham Hotspur 1:0 Manchester City Man City

done. time for tea

Maybe another autist took Twain's massive autism dump as a challenge. That, or it's Twain again.

Absolutely exposed the bald fraud.
Good on ya

another epic meltdown from Yea Forums's most recent (an) hero, Twain
see: youtube.com/watch?v=xV-T5ltymk8

If he went to a shit team and made it better like Klopp I'd rate him

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

holy based

Who doesn't rate him? Same mongs who think Ronaldo is a great player

>bongs
not even once

The dedication and autism required for this was based and very cringe at the same time

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When he can do what Mou did

what the fuck is this thread

He did this for 4 fucking hours

>in a fit of rage, he lists every single game of Messi's career in which he did not score

my sides

Absolutely zero United fans are unhappy that Liverpool have slipped again. Doesn't matter who it's to.

IS this based or cringe?

what's going on in this thread? is this lad trying to break the autism barrier?

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He's gone beyond lad. This is mach one autism

May 07, 2019 Still a kissless virgin

were you here for the 750 reply thread where he lists every game Messi failed to score in? he's fucking snapped

Holy fucking based thread

he wouldn't beat fucking Chelsea with prime Barcelona and got exposed by >TORRES

Lads I came into this thread wanting to discuss Guardiola but instead I feel very, very scared.

Pleased to here this

mentioned here
fucking nutter our twain is

His contribution to tactics and teaching them is more important than his trophies anyway.

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Good shit user! This type of shit makes me smile

Why doesn't anyone else have his stats?