TOP 5 ENGLISH FOOTBALL CHANTS

hate livershit but youll never walk alone unironically gives me chills most of the time

Then why is kebab house spelled in English, retard?

My garden shed
Is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this
It's got a door and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this

I wanna go home
I wanna go hooooome
*insert town/city*'s a shithole
I wanna go home

Here coz we're famous
You're only here coz we're famous
Here coz we're faaaaamous
You're only here coz we're famous

(Directed at bandwagon fans)
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT?

Why has it got a french flag above it?

It's a song, not a football chant

Because literally everywhere speaks English?

because we conquered the world and now you and every other person on earth speaks our language...

>french architecture
>a fucking french flag
>"salades"

Forgot

Get into them (get into them)
And fuck them up (and fuck them up)
Get into them and fuck them up
Get into them and fuck them up
Get into them and fuck them up

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA
STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Malay cuck btfo

JIMMY SAVILLE IS ..............'S DAD

There are literal English colonies in mainland Europe where expats go to escape shitty English weather. Most notably in places like Benidorm, Magaluf, ect

KOLO
KOLO KOLO
KOLO KOLO
KOLO KOLO
TOURÉ

YAYA
YAYA YAYA
YAYA YAYA
YAYA YAYA
TOURÉ

Never been benidorm, is it like blackpool in the sun?

Don't. It's filled with chavs

>Will Grigg
>English

>activate Ngubu

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It's much worse than that.

>You now remember British police were sent to Magaluf because chav tourists were chimping out

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Do people really sing that?

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPE...

Heh.

>tfw went on holiday with a group of my scally mates
It was a fucking nightmare. No wonder JFs fucking hate brits abroad

Not now, but it certainly was at the time. Not by the club you'd expect, either.

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=CwU3R9hbTyI

Which club? My first thought would have been leeds fans

(At the keeper when preparing a goal kick)
PEEEEEEEDO! PEEEEEEEDO! PEEEEEEEDO!

Wigan fans first sang it

HES GOT A PLANT POT ON HIS HEAD

Can you hear ... sing (noo noo)
Can you hear ... sing (noo noo)
Can you hear ... sing
I can hear a fucking thing
Wish, shhhh

Chelsea came up with it. Apparently Ken Bates was in the process of selling Chelsea to Abramovic during the media coverage/court proceedings and went apoplectic.

I don't believe it ever got any press coverage but there's certainly a bit about it on the internet.

*woahhh, not wish bloody autocorrect

based

May have to go Benidorm for a week as a cheap getaway

WANKA
WANKA
WANKA

HE'S [insert players name]
SUPER [insert players name]
I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

Don't forget to vom on the streets and spit on the locals, it's what we do.

FOG ON THA TYNE IS ALL MINE, ALL MINE

My boxer shorts
Are bigger than this
My boxer shorts are bigger than this

They've got a hole and a skid mark
My boxer shorts are bigger than this

Are you a scaffolder from Leeds? Are you a welder from Shotton? That's the sort of people who go. Peak Norf. Huge, hulking, steroid munching, beer inhaling, three fry ups a day men who have names like Dazza and Ray. 20 stone of muscle and fat. Prison tattoos. Rugby league watching, dart chucking, pool cue breaking, foreigner glassing mutants. Wives who are permanently pregnant. Heads like Mastiffs. They'll imbibe 20 unos bieros a day and get that lobster finish on their giant bodies. It will all go horribly wrong when Dazza's thirteen year old son tries to drown a Spanish waiter or his beautiful Ginette/Keeley/Shannon has a brutal, World Star-esque brawl with a girl she has previous with from the hairdressers.

You have been warned.

>Keeper about to kick a dead ball

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE SHIT! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Big fan of when a shit tier hoofball team like Burnley string 3 short passes together and the fans start the ole chanting

It's actually based..cheap beer and sun. Spent a whole day there once eating and drinking in this bar playing pool and watching football all day. It was last year's champions league final and play off final. So there was lols.

Money can't buy you Stones

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Gotta be Carefree.

>what is a lingua franca

>5 nil down
>"Let's pretend we scored a goal"

it's nauseating

YER FATHER IS YER BROTHER
YER MOTHER IS YER SISTER
YER ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER
THE KIDDY FAMILY

IT'S ONLY 1-0
IT'S ONLY 1-0
HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE
IT'S ONLY 1-0

96 scousers in the crush

To the tune of 10 green bottles

This one is based because it'll get you arrested

kek

>Are you a welder from Shotton? That's the sort of people who go. Peak Norf
Isn't Shotton near Southampton?

HOW SHITE MUST YOU BE
HOW SHITE MUST YOU BE
WE'RE WINNING AT HOME
HOW SHITE MUST YOU BE

Reminds me of match earlier this season between Arsenal and i wanna say Huddersfield
Arsenal fans: we're winning how shit can you be
Huddersfield fans: it's only 1-0 how shit must you be

LET'S PRETEND
LET'S PRETEND
LET'S PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL
AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE LOSE EVERY WEEK
WE LOSE EVERY WEEK
YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL
WE LOSE EVERY WEEK

Self depreciative chants are my fav

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what should I be?
Should I be Pompey? Should I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me:

"Wash your mouth out, son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the Pompey scum
Kill the Pompey scum"

WE HATE POMPEY WE HATE POMPEY WE HATE POMPEY

(This song is best when Southampton fans sing it against teams who are not Portsmouth)

Millwall Millwall
Fuck em all fuck em all
Millwall Millwall
Fuck em all fuck em all

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oh my days english football chants are so cringe

I quite like the greasy chip butty song

norf

1. you play like shit
2. you have no fans
3 you have no ground
4. you want sum ?

we want our dick back
we want our dick back
we want our dick back

(before a goal kick)
oooooooooooooooooooh
(kick)
you're shit! ha ha ha ha ha!

looking back on where we first met
i cannot escape and i cannot forget
southgate you're the one
you still turn me on
football's coming home again

gary neville is a red
is a red, is a red
gary neville is a red
he hates scousers

the kolo/yaya no limits song

sacked in the morning
you're getting sacked in the morning

don't forget based andy goram who legit had multiple personality disorder

there's only two andy gorams
two andy gorams
there's only two andy gorams
two andy gorams!

Bigger than what?

I LEFT THE DOG (I LEFT THE DOG)
I LEFT THE DOG (I LEFT THE DOG)
I LEFT THE DOG IN THE CAR
AND ITS BOILING

oh come on, no one?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgmsbEPm4g

Bigger than the shit-tier stadium you're visiting. It's a lower-league song.

>man city
>fans
doubt.jpg

YOU'RE DAD'S A NONCE
YOU'RE DAD'S A NONCE

Thank god for the subtitles

YOUR TEETH ARE OFFSIDE
YOUR TEETH ARE OFFSIDE
LUIS SUAREZ
YOUR TEETH ARE OFFSIDE

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You can't help but pity these people

I WOULD RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A SCOUSE
I WOULD RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A SCOUSE
I WOULD RATHER BE A PAKI
RATHER BE A PAKI
RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A SCOUSE

*sung by a Paki*

youtube.com/watch?v=IAhckEPFlOU

youtube.com/watch?v=bbfy05y5Ukw

Women ruin everything

youtube.com/watch?v=gloXXa9ait0&t=42s

He went for a shit
He went for a shit
Oooooh Jason Puncheon
He went for a shit

youtube.com/watch?v=yQvf96y0GkE

youtube.com/watch?v=8XCTpUAge3s

youtube.com/watch?v=OJCCrU-3DAc

Tbf yeah, Pakis tend to be doctors or run bathroom and tile shops.

That is a posh rugby wanker song

>ect

Adebayor, Adebayorrrrrrrrrrr
he used to like coach trips, but not anymore

My local stadium had a really annoying song

THREE STANDS, AND A GARDEN FENCE
THREE STANDS, AND A GARDEN FENCE
THREE STANDS AND A GAAARDEEEN FEENCE

Fucking Kassam, dickhead.

My old man said be a City fan
And I said "Bollocks, you're a cunt"
YOU'RE A CUNT
We hate the Blues and we're gonna show it
We hate the Blues and they fuckin' know it
With Spinksy and Birchy
Alan McInally
They're the boys who're gonna do us fine
If you support the Blues you're a bluenose bastard
And you ain't no friend of mine
ALL TOGETHER NOW

why do all viler fans hate their dads?
is it sibling rivalry?

They're jealous that they get do fuck their mums

>ywn clap along to a based chant
being a burger is suffering, but only a bit

you can always clap along to a MLS chant about diversity and equality, but don't forget to bring 1$ for your capo beer fund

Can we all agree that 'On The Ball City' is objectively the fucking worst chant in football?
Most tuneless and tory chant I have ever heard

SHEEEE STARTED LAUGHING
HA HA HA HA
I PUT MY DICK IN 'ER HAND, AND SHE LAUGHED NO MORE

>This is Stoke's actual club anthem

alongside other classics
villa
villa
villa
*repeated 10 minutes later*

this but ozils eyes

You get bored of it quick

zoomers out

What's that coming over the hill
Ten point deduction, ten point deduction

I'm going to say it was directed at Portsmouth, when they were going bust twice a season a few years back.

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
WE'RE GONNA WI.....
youtu.be/YrlPxPLXsVE

STAND UP
COS YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN

STAND UP
COS YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN

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PARK
PARK
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
YOU EAT DOGS IN YOUR COUNTRY
COULD BE WORSE
COULD BE SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

HIS NAME IS A SHOP
HIS NAME IS A SHOP
LENNEL JOHN-LEWIS
HIS NAME IS A SHOP

youtube.com/watch?v=8PpJBR_rQJk

YIPPEE AI YAY, YIPPER AI YOOOOOO HOLTE ENDERRRRRS IN THE SKY

THERE'S ONLY OOOOONE SEB RYALL
OOOOOONE SEB RYALL
WITH A PACKET OF SWEETS AND A CHEEKY SMILE
RYALL IS A FUCKING PAEDOPHILE

TSAMINA MINA EH EH
WAKA WAKA EH EH
TSAMINA MINA ZANGALEWA
IT'S TIME FOR AFRICA

Or sung ironically at a big stadium.

i wanna go home
I WANNA GO HOME
[x] IS A SHITHOLE
I WANNA GO HOME

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
poetry

wouldn't give a crud if i were you

if you're born in or around aston your mom is either on disability benefit or fucks jamal

He's big
He's black
He had a heart attack
KANU

With a cheeky grin
And some sweets in hand
Wenger's got madeline mccann

For me, it's WE WANT OUR DICK BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=WAU4hCBilbI

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL
TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
WE'VE GOT SANCHEZ PAUL POGBA AND FRED
MARCUS RASHFORD HE'S MANC BORN AND BREAD

1. And in Łódź life goes on
sometimes in the basement, sometimes in the chimney
You all have pin-striped tracksuits
and wooden shoes

Auschwitz-Birkenau, nananana
Auschwitz-Birkenau, nananana

2.
What's the team that stinks like herring?
Fucking whore pig Arka Gdynia
And there is not one other that stinks of herring so much
Fucking whore pig Arka Gdynia

3.
Polish Football Association, Polish Football Association
Fuck, oh fuck the Polish Football Association

Pretty much, its just the norf in the sun. There's even a famous shop there that's whole selling point is that its "just like greggs".

WE ALL 'ATE LEE'S CUM

OST OST OSTDEUTSCHLAND

youtube.com/watch?v=M31jeUEJvmg

>What's the team that stinks like herring?
>Fucking whore pig Arka Gdynia
>And there is not one other that stinks of herring so much
>Fucking whore pig Arka Gdynia
sounds like something that schoolchildren would sing

youtube.com/watch?v=_2gUMVGRDKI

BANG
BANG
BANG BANG BANG

there are like 4 towns named the same for every town in England

Samefag

Most Villa fans are from North Birmingham, a cut above the pond life dwelling in Sharia Bordesley

>mom
Have a word, lad.

dirty scum cunt

pretty cool

We shall not we shall not be moved

YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER
YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER
THE [INSERT PLACE] FAMILY

DUDUDUDU *clap clap* DUDUDU *clap clap*

VAN PER SIE

WHEN THE GIRL SAYS NO

MOLEST HER

Ole's at the wheel...

The poor birds in those trees having to breathe in all that smoke.

But they're not thinking of that are they? Selfish twats.

fucksake you soft cunt

We've taken Hamburg too. They literally cannot stop us.

Fucking lmao

I remember the debate about whether or not "Adebayor, Adebayor, his dad washes elephants, his mother's a whore" was racist, and I thought it depended on whether or not his dad does actually wash elephants. I have no idea what his dad does.

get your smelly old pussy out of here, Martha.

Forgot about that based chant

youtube.com/watch?v=Um1vffNM218