CHC: Bryant crushes grand slam as Cubs rout Cards
NYY: German goes 6 2/3 strong in win over Twins
SF: Posey's three-run homer helps Giants top Reds
COL: Tapia's three-run triple propels Rox comeback
TEX: Cabrera homers, drives in four against Jays
PIT: Marte downs A's with three-run walk-off shot
BOS: Xander Bogaerts smashes grand slam in win
NYM: Steven Matz dealing with nerve issue in arm
PHI: Zach Eflin handcuffs Nationals over seven IP
ATL: Markakis reaches four times, homers in win
/mlb/...!!!!! yay
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First for rags
second for >doyers
nth for LigmA
>doyers
OH YAH WE OWN YA
WE JUST PWND YA
STICK A GUN IN YA
PULL THE TRIGGA
YA JUST GOT RUN ON NIGGA!
Jays
I've HAD IT with these white sox HATERS!!!!
ayooooooooooooooo the days pass by
slowly as fuck bro
yo ass on standby
but ya see
joey gallie out here takin names
bryce harpie who?
zack hampie what?
kyle schwabrie how?
manny machaddy when?
based bauie where?
because joey gallie hits dingies
while your best hitter strikes out like a dingus!
Nothing wrong with that loss
It was a good close series, good to see the daddies make strides in not being jobbers
Was a fun series lad, looking forward to the rest of our meetings together.
hey guys I made this rap to commemorate the recent startup of the MLB season...so u-um here we go:
the struggle for power!
that's what baseballs all about!
team's be lookin to trade for bauer!
ya wallet best be stout!
uh one year it may be the yankees!
next year the red sox!
but ay /mlb/ isn't banking an anything!
cause ya all know its complete and utter chaos!!!
but ya see that's the beauty of our sport!
may as well be of the futile sort!
we out here representin' our teams!
while the journalists be unloyal even in their dreams!
a microcosm of life!
baseball be a chasm of strife!
so I hope you enjoyed it... u-uhm Im willing to make more if well received. thanks for listening :D
It was a good and close series. Sat with some nice LAds. Love the MaChado angle of the rivalry too. Havent felt like that at the ballpark in almost a decade.
Based...
alright...
this lil nigga just made me get real
oh take the K lil bitch
I gotta pitch for ya
uh yeah 4 seam be an A PLUS
good fuckin luck ya puss
got my 2 seamer too, a certified A-
I just beaned ya with it,
now ya got tendonitis
12-6 Curve ball in the mix
has ya questioning you're nerve!
Slider's a B+ can be better
but it don't need to bee to sting ya
Changeups a work in progress at a steady b minus
now sit ya ass down before I light us up
Urgh
slurrp astros omygod blrugh barhahegh dios mioooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Uggh
What happened to you Nene?!
330 MILLION FOR A CEILING!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no houspie is in a seethie!!!
kek scuba
holy based!!!!!!!!!11
lemme have the beat
uhhhh
solja boy tellem
yu-darshit
yu-dar-shit
yu-darshit
yu-dar-shit
kek... scuba
IN THIS NEXT TRICK I'M GOING TO MAKE THE BASEBALL DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yeah over the fences lol
He shoved is up his ass
SCUBA KEK SCUBA!
OH MO MO MO MO MO!!!!
....
SCUBA!!!!!!!!!
SCUBA KEK!!!!
lmfao
SCUBAA!!!!!!!!!!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KEK
TIMMAH!!!! libbalaw libbalaw TIMMAH!!!
SCUBA!!!!
!!!!!
lel... kek... nononon
cuckoo for cuckypuffs....
Updated:
2018: 62-100
2019: 14-18 (Projected 55-107)
White Sox fan here just wanted to 'grats the based Cubbies for putting Chi Town on the map
You´re welcome, its really fun to play if you want pass time or just want an story expericence
about pitch, in history mode there is some players with some special skills in piching, running or batting
>2016
Was he right?
h-ho-hol-holy-holy b-ba-bas-base-based-based!-!!-!!!-!!!!-!!!!!-!!!!!!-!!!!!!
Fellow white sox fan here, just wanted to say 2016 was the BEST year of my life!!! Thank you cubbies!
NPB general where?
oh i rekt ya
and i just shrekt ya
just hit a dinger
the thought's lingerin
call me out
ima pout!
Swarbie piss me off
OH FUCK OFF!
HERE ME!?
FUCK OFF WITH THE POSTING OF POSTERS!
IVE SICK AND HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT WAR AND FWAR AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS RUINING THE GENNY
FUCK YOU!!!!!
FUCK YOU AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The White Sox are abtract art.
I had no way of knowing D:
>sox fans
What's a sox fan?
oh i rek ya
then i put ya in check
just cashed a mill btw ayyyy
i take the black pill
ya switch to me by accident
i set ya bitch fans in a seeth
watch as ya baby teethed fools cry n whine
as i go to my wine n dine
Hey I got ahead of myself a bit and posted like crazy the last 15 minutes. Usually I don't do this but I really lost my composure and couldn't stop laughing. I just wanted to apologize though, I hope it won't happen again.
You can typically find them in their traditional attire consisting of a paper bag over their heads.
God she's so hot
We have a Discord for Asian Baseball but I'd rather not post the link because we'll get flooded with autistic spam again.
Saw Tommy Lasorda at the Dads n LAds game today. He was fucking swarmed trying to get out of his seat and walk up to the concourse. I get the dude is a legend but it legitimately bothered me that people couldnt let a 90-year-old man pass through without making him stop for a picture every 2 steps.
D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S
How many times are you going to tell this story? I hope it's lots more, it gets better every time.
I fear it's becoming too much of an opinion piece, however. Soon Tommy Lasorda won't even be in the story and it will just be a short critique of society.
indeed
>expecting spics to have any basic manners
Sorry you had to witness this firsthand.
needles to the back of the kneecaps. I wanna see blood. make sure he cant walk. then drag him and throw him down the stairs. make sure to finish the job
I saw Tommy Lasorda today.
Join to exterminate the shitposters that do it without remorse. The verdict is up and they are guilty by compelling evidence. It's getting out of hand.
Somebody call for an exterminator?
Suffering from an unprecedented Padres lifelong epidemic? Call 1-800-THE-VRUS
Seeking Lasorda
Has anyone seen Tommy Lasorda
I was at the game last night and he too was there, got swarmed for selfies at the 3rd base side.
/tlg/ seekers, gawkers and fans
fuck these tommy larsordies
Tommypeekies Sordiespotters
My eyes are thirsty for the oasis that is Tommy Lasorda
spankie!
Not while I'm reminiscing about that time I saw Tommy Lasorda at a ballgame. Imagine the odds....
Thomas Lasorda!?
OH SANTA MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got back from the LAds game, bros, you never believe it, but I caught an eyeful of the great Enrique "Kike" Hernandez
here we go thomasies here we go *clap clap clap*
>Robinson Cano is hitting .248/.301/.393 with 3 HR and 11 RBI
>Jarred Kelenic is raking A with .350/.446/.670 with 7 HR and 19 RBI
Starting to really think the Mets are beyond clueless at acquiring talent. Can they do anything fucking right?
Who are your favorite players to watch?
>Wilson Ramos is hitting .245/.310/.304 with 1 HR
>Jed Lowrie riding the bench all year long
>they sent down Dominic Smith who was significantly playing better than Todd Frazier was
>still employ Jason Vargas
>let go of Travis d'Arnaud only to get even shittier catching
This team cannot do a single fucking thing right.
>still employ Jason Vargas
wew
On my team: Mitch Haniger
Overall: Christian Yelich
my team: Christian Yelich
overall: Mitch Haniger
Yeli
Haniger and Yelich of course
Bryce Harper and Manny Machado
haniger pwns ya
yelich owns ya
teaches trout fielding lessons
they are stout at the plate
pitchers fear em
bauer sears them
but they don't let that get to em
cos they just got a hit off him
Autism is creepy
Tommy Lasorda
Sorry
Sorry sir
Please forgive me
I'm an idiot... A damn fool but I'm trying to change. Just reach your hand out this once and accept my humbled apology
i dont know better im sorry
>the whos are 1-4 since the player of the month chimpout
What went wrong?
Tommy Lasorda
Do what you want. I deserve the worst.
The Cubs are back where they belong in first place with this sweep of the tardinals
Feel free to get all your negative emotions out of your system or use whatever coping mechanisms required to deal with things returning to normal.
>cubes
125th for the Washington Baseball Eagles
Happy birthday /mlb/
>330 million dollarts for a ceiling
Based Phillies paying In imaginary currencies
Hoisted by my own petard.......
Alas
Please keep the swearing to a mininmum
Fuck Paul Lukas I like those Padres camo uniforms.
I was born this way, I can’t help it.
Padres could have been the best all around team if their pitching wasn't so bad.
>daddies make strides
They seem like a fun team to watch. Too bad they are won't be playoff bound this year unless MLB decides to make their playoffs like the NBA.
cusbpie you are making me very worried
should i call a specialist?
Autistic idiot
Sucba kek
I don't mind this broship when both teams aren't making it to the playoffs.
Chidres broship is taking over the genny!
oh I am fucking...livid...!
Tommy Lasorda
Tommy Lasorda
Tommy Lasorda
what the actual FUCK is this psycho metry!!!!
Yeha he'll call a specialist alright... an dick in ass specialist
more like the free beer specialist
Ring ring ring... hello who's this... gay sex specilaist? I need the works
Homo faggot specialist
Tommy La Stella
Crispiest crunchiest man ass fuckiest
im worried! omo so concerned uwu shall i call the FUNNY FARM?
I'm on the line with the mental care facility.... I called them out of worry. They said, plain and simple, this is absolutely psychotic... they said the psychos are running the genny
Sorry guys. I've been diagnosed as a bona fide psychopath. Sometimes I blank out and just lost if
Psychogang k1lla
Asshole fans are the hand...
Tommy Lasorda is the pupper....
and /mlb/ is the monkey!
I diagnose thee as a fucking psycho!!!!
*sigh*
I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.
Rate my walkup music bros
youtu.be
This isn't actually half bad
keep the review to yourself and just keep doing your job faggot
This post piss me off
My bad
I think I got myself banned again, says I'm blocked while waiting admin on Yea Forums. They really seem to hate when I post about snoy's censorship bullshit. So goodbye /mlb/,enjoy it being slightly less autistic here, but only slightly so
nuuu ;_;
have shills actuall gotten to Yea Forums that badly anymore? Don't visit it much anymore
21st century schizoid man is the optimal walk up song
I really fucking hate snoy now for their new censorship bs policies and won't even buy a ps5 now but fuck Yea Forums as well for always nuking threads about snoy censorship and then banning the participants
Microsoft now has corporate approved trash talk if it makes you feel any better.
>censoring censorship
Oh the irony
i tend to post more here unless its Koshien beacuse asides the number of people requered, make generals would split the comunity and i want we get used for the love of baseball
yea people made an discord but yea trolls happn
Jap-Kun
what is your opinion about the actual state of Central League?
so this being an absolutely horrid franchise is starting to get unfunny, I think it's ran it's course so you can go ahead and turn it around now alright white sox thanks
ditching Engel is a good fist step. now just ditch the entire coaching staff throughout the organization and scouts and analytics nerds, would be a good second step
Start by killing the owner
They're a Chicago team. Nothing will change until the owner dies or changes just like with the Blackhawks and Cubs.
Morning, boys.
Actually got to watch Hunter's Walk Off Grand Slam at Petco yesterday. Shit was pretty damn cash.
Did you see Tommy Lasorda?
I sat on his lap and he fed me french fries
I did not, but I know he was there all weekend.
He looked like he was sitting next to the Dodgers dugout, and I was up on the second dec in the shade behind them.
Lads these fucking bees in Cincinnati!!!!
DANGER bees in Cincinnati
>drive 15 hours across the country
>still IP blocked
Gee I wonder why this site is dying rapidly
Cincinnati is safe thanks to Dietrich
Phoneposters were never welcome in the first place.
>have to read post like this
Gee I wonder why this site is dying rapidly
We'd rather have the site die than have newfaggot phoneposters parrot whatever current white noise meme is making the rounds.
Imagine being a lonely incel posting here from anything but a phone LMAO
>This is a 10/10 in Tampon Bay
>posted from a dusty desktop
These girls are laughing at me!
HARPCHADO HARPCHADO HARPCHADO HARPCHADO
*strikes you out*
Don't look now, but the Sox are mounting a rally back to the top.
Astros desu and yes they still make /mlb/ seethe
what is wrong with the bees latery?
it happened with Angels few days ago
Carly is a 10/10 anywhere in the world
>hurr durr we use computers like good goys
>surely janny will care if we respect the rules
I'm pretty sure bootlicker faggots like you cause more damage than any phone can
Haniger is great because bleggs always turn and look when the game is on
>Pablo Sandoval pitching
Oh my days
Pitchin’ Pablo
saw it live
Yea Forumsstros!
For me, it’s the cubs.
gusb
This never gets old
Maybe late but Sinclair Broadcast Group got the Fox Sports Regional Channels
FS1 and FS2 still conintue with Fox
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Rolling for how many runs the Mets lose by tonight. Doesn’t sound like Ron Darling will be back anytime soon announcing since he has thyroid cancer. F
NL
Rendon
>ded
Adams
>ded
Soto
>ded
Taylor
>ded
Turner
>ded
Glover
>ded
Williams
>ded
The Re-Animated Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman
>re-ded
How they managed to win the 14 games they did is a mystery.
any of you vatos going?
isn't that every night there
Lelz. There will be 3 dead that night for sure.
The >mest broadcast team is average. At best.
Put all your money on Yakult to win it.
>Mets
>Best announcers
wwwww
At least you didn't mention an awful crew like the Cardinals or Dodgers though.
Mo is in japan!
I like the Dodgers announcing well enough, Orel is high IQ. Cardinals are terrible
>Put all your money on Yakult to win it.
Based
Why is being an angels fan such suffering bros? We have the GOAT but also only have a bunch of pony league shitters surrounding him. How do we fix it?
>all my white teammates are racist
what does this do to the clubhouse
sea v nyy gamethread
>White Sox going to the White House
Does this mean the Who are the real worlds eries winners?
Tribesbros where's the thread?
I’m so glad to see ABG, my bases hue friend and the best poster on this general.
Lad, if you are gonna be watching the Dads game, you should watch the Dads broadcast, because Don Orsillo and Mud Grant deserve consideration for top 5 broadcast team. Excuse Mark Sweeney when he shows up. All he adds are "you have to score more runs to win the game" tier analysis, and we hate him as well, but Don and Mud are fanfuckingtastic.
TONIGHT
Sox vs Indians
BAUIES WW@
BAUIES GONNA MAKE YOU SEETHE
Moncies own ya
Trips confirm. Summon the BAJP.
baseball is BASED
Based
10/10 would give her the papicock
>getting lit up by whos
>elite
lmao queen felix is DED
D E D. DED
Shhh don't let BAJP know.
I'm watching the goddamn game. How would I not be watching/listening to my favorite team vs my favorite player.
Minnesota Twins @ Toronto Blue Jays game thread:
YEET let's lose this game BJs!
How seething are you that your elite basedboy is getting destroyed?
i always root for my team over my player
IT'S RAINING
IT'S POURING
LASORDA IS SNORING
>team
So you root for your Indians then?
>abg
>not the worst
fuck man, stop trolling, or get new material.
DeNiro is such a fucking badass.
BASED BAUER
I thought it was the cardinals?
Trevor Bauer plays on the Indians not the Cardinals. Try to keep up.
Pengwing only hates the Cubs , Dodgers and Yankees. The other 27 teams belong to him and only him.
they're my national league team
i dont hate the dodgers, where the fuck did that come from? i hate the giants. you must be confused.
I knew it was one of the two. My mistake. It's not like I'm editing your Wiki page. Jesus.
Marlins @ Cubs
Howie Kendrick deserves to be an All Star this year. He won't be, but he deserves to be.
It's way too early to be arguing about all stars.
It's all I have left.
Reds
You have Rendon at least.
>ded
Resd
Is Juan Minaya good?
I'm boarding a plane Wednesday morning and flying 3000 miles to go to a baseball game. How autistic am I?
What game?
>ball gets away from you
>get suspended
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
get rekt astros
Jeter as an owner was a mistake. FUCK YOU LORIA
>worst coast start times
Braves @ Dodgers
NLDS rematch get in here
Nats @ Dodgers
Mets are so bad they don’t even get bread ;_;
>mest fans are the most fair weather fans on /mlb/ By may, they disappear. Every year like clockwork.
Not autistic at all. Have fun and grab a dodger dog and try not to get yourself killed in the parking lot.
first ejection of the year
vladdy on pace for more errors than hits
lets fuckin go boys
By May 1st
Imma get stabbed, aren't I?
Only if you go out of your way to be a douche. Dodger vatos don't go for that shit.
Mets fan here.
Aren’t you I so glad we got that Font guy, instead of Keuchel or Kimbrel
>we
You'll be a Yankees fan by June.
I went to uni with a girl who instathotted herself into being a gf for a major leaguer. now she gets the good coke
I'm not even going to wear red.
>losing to the o's
But I'm not a mutt.
Yo!!! Hey!!!!! Whoa!!!!!! Ayyyyy!!!!!!
The Marlels are fucked. They will be the Expos soon.
Derek Jeter was a douche as a player and he's a douche now.
Jays? Are you okay?
which city they gonna move to then?
Jasy are you okay? Are you okay Jasy?
Jasy are you okay? Are you okay Jasy?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth umpire
>broops horper
>buce parper
will manlets ever learn?
nice
Yes.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
Where are they now?
MARLELS ARE ABOUT TO BLOW IT
>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
How embarrassing
?
>cusb
SCUBA!
...!
SCUBA!
Imagine being a division leader and losing to the worst team in baseball
SCUBA KEK
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR TIME IN FIRST, FAGS
>5-30
lmao
fuck this guy
hey cusb don't lose to tanking teams thanks and love the Houston Astros
1-3-5 double play huh?
M/a/rlins!
How'd your golden boy bauie do today?
he was playing the Sox, so I wanted the sox to win. Next time Bauer takes the mound I'll be all about him kicking ass.
m/a/rlins omygod!
SOX WIN
CARDS WIN
>lifelongs trying to get me heated because Bauer had a bad night, but it's obviously they just seethn' caus' they team has no relievn'
Never rap again
>monkey emoji
sockies pwn ya
cardies dethrone ya
swing their bats on ya
ya relievers stats be plummetin
best fans in baseball
most loyal fans on Yea Forums
takes care of ya like a cakewalk
as they become besties
The Reds Giants series was lots of fun. Nice to see my Redlegs offense finally wake up. Maybe Senzel can be the spark.
which team from 1900-1930 would have the best chance of winning a series againt a modern MLB team
the 1908 cubs
^
^^
sotaPOP btw. Nelly Cruz is dad.
YEE-HAW
*owns ya*
yee haw
oh damn
oh man
oh yams
why is the NLcentral so good and the ALcentral so shitty?
The ALC isn't completely shitty. There seems to be a decent race between the Twins and Indians
i like what van meter can offer, too. when scooter comes back, this is gonna be a crowded-ass lineup
go for the knees I want him alive for this
The Mets haven't scored 2 runs in the same inning in 77 innings
love me jaysies
MeeM
>Philthy superteam BTFO by (((Goldschmidt))) and like 3 remnants of a championship core
Be grateful your division sucks nuts
Friendly reminder that Shitinal fans are white trash meth addicts living in flyover tornado country and have their doublewides blown away on the regular because they're too poor and drug addicted to buy a real home with a real foundation.
i didnt know
oh i own ya
and i just pwnd ya
dance on grave
may as well be at a rave
Yea Forumsstros teachin lessons
as we reach for our smith n wessons
>Colt .45s
>gubes
>gusb
twisn
Dead thread
Baseball lives my friend
Sorey
>mest
More like Atlanta Graves lmfao
>mest
Thanks for giving the Sheriff his credit, user. He looked great last night.
Good morning boys.
>330 million dollars for a ceiling
Ded bred
Most of us have things to do this time of day. Work gym life. This isn't /r9k/.
How do people on the most autistic general actually have a life?
Please accept my apology