/hoc/

Will you tell me a Finnish bedtime story, /hoc/?

With no hockey on tonight, I've been able to think about things. For instance, Back in June of 2018 following their 1st Stanley Cup Win, Washington Capitals Captain Alexander Ovechkin proclaimed quote "We not fucking suck this year" implying that they do not suck nor will they suck in the following season. Flash forward to April of 2019, The Washington Capitals are eliminated in a Game 7 OT thriller at the hands of the Carolina Hurricanes. What exactly did Alexander Ovechkin mean by this?

Based and bingbingpilled

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>calling the goaltender "tendy"
>saying "top corns"
>"give the boys some knucks"
>sounding like Canadian valley girls
ISHYGDDT

So at Columbus vs Colorado
And Columbus wins

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>seething anti isles poster here again

Something tells me it’s either a penguins, rangers or leafistani faggot doing this

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Move to the other thread

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Pretty sure this guy is just butthurt his thread got cucked by a tripfag

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Fuck you
Fuck your penis posting
Fuck your thread

>not ripping some wicked top cheddar wristies or dishing nasty saucers for the assist

your post was pretty cringe 2bh

>new fags on hoc

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NICE

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Imagine being this assblasted we didnt pick your dumb thread

>he doesn’t know who ted is
FUCK OFF NEWFAG

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im liking this thread

>muh ted
Kys

Those pics are all just my cock you dolt
Have you actually ever been on /hoc/? Also I didn’t make that thread

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imagine being so asspained about no one choosing your thread

>my cock
>different ones
>i-im not a raging faggot
Again kys

big daddy

might watch the 1st season of True Detective again, lads

You have to be gay to stay in this thread

hockey is for everyone

imagine having a folder full of cocks at the ready

honestly its a better thread

Imagine pretending to be Ted when it's common knowledge that Ted has been dead for months

>they're all me
>except the ones that arent
>I'm not raging over my empty thread
>n-newfag

Still pretty gay

>thinking girls want to see your mutilated chode

its terrible presentation and he's fat. my dick is kinda small but it looks good with manscaping and have had a few IRL women tell me that

imagine willingly posting your cock on the internet

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SOMEONE is salty about the islanders and won’t stop posting about us

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oh honey

>not calling the goalie a goaler
ishygddt

imagine spending money on a custom jersey that jabs at a former player, hoping that they will see it and feel bad

Imagine SEETHING over a team that got swept

well he probably already had the tavares jersey and got the name tag changed

still though. imagine spending time and money on doing that

I mean it's funny and it worked and the money was probably disposable

I guess if you've got front-row seats to an NHL game that yeah you can afford to throw that cashmoney around

Just awakened. What did I miss?

A bunch of dick pics

Ate the jannies gay

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>Just awakened.

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Will the blues get booty blasted?

Based stars

how do you eat gay?

will I put my paenis into the vagina of a girl tomorrow?

Anal it is.

oh shit the retard scored

Is there isles collage?

considering I've never had the pleasure of doing a girl in the ass, I'm kinda looking forward to it

i hope not. R*ndy needs to fuck off with more of that shit. The Caps one was awful enough

t. Ukraine with his proxy off

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Kill yourself.

based seething at his imaginary friends poster

>randy is the one doing it
>randy is the ONLY one doing it
>craps
>a fucking leaf seething now theres something new

Everytime I have claimed a team will win 4-3 in OT again its come true. Both times have been double OTs

holy shit this lad is ABSOLUTELY BOILING

based schizo retard. Go take your meds.

ya seethe

>yfw m00t didn't rangeban them back when he had the chance

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hey guys it’s me

based talking into a mirror poster

Hey, lad. Big fan of your posts.

Stay fuming lad.

Randy? I was talking about Rindy, stay obsessed and seething.

really want to build another Kill Dozer, lads

>it's another "Canadians have a random, unprompted meltdown on /hoc/" episode

>hes made up another imaginary friend

All Canadians itt need to take a Tylenol p.m. and relax

Oh? What is it? I can't see, apparently his post was so bad that it's automatically filtered for me.

Just buy a Land Cruiser with a bashbar.

>filtering words
Are you getting rattled by words on an anonymous image board?

youtube.com/watch?v=SYfJuW282_I

how about a cyanide p.m.

What if they took like three handfuls instead.

You have all leafs filtered? Lmao

pierre desu

I thought Canadians were nice and pleasant

Life is short.
Some posts are just so astoundingly fucking stupid that they just aren't worth my time.

That's just what they want you to think, to hide the truth.
It's basically the opposite of how the French pretend to be mean and arrogant just because the don't want to be bothered, but if you actually talk to one they're incredibly polite and reasonable.

I think anime is gay and weebs need to be gassed but I'm not filtering every anime picture and weeb sounding word because I'm not a colossal FAGGOT that can just ignore it outright

Let's be real here, /hoc/ needs me more than I want /hoc/. without me /hoc/ is empty and shallow filled with nothing but sunbelters arguing at each other over which japaneses cartoon to jerk off to while I am out banging girls and having life experiences. .

based Dopethrone poster.

imagine coming to Yea Forums and expecting nice people

Goodnight, Sammykins.

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Good point faggot

Pierre McGuire

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AND AJ Mcsomething

Based rational ignore what I dont like poster

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imagine seething this hard

Oh there he goes again, gotta avatarfag for no reason other to let all of us know (which we don't by the way) who his favourite nhl team. guess what nobody gives a flying fuck, in fact the other thing you should give about is the fact the jets are coming back better then ever next year and winning the cup while you miss the playoffs after you fluke season

Is op a fag?

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About to marathon this. What am I in for?

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Are the Sharks going to win the cup?

i feel like /hoc/ gives the illusion that there's some giant shitposting war between canada and usa but 95% of the time it's some dumb easily asshurt canes fan vs some other canadian, probably sam or some pajeet from toronto

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Can you do 19 pushups?

is it offseason already?

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We should sign a peace treaty

>jets

Why should I believe your team will have success when you have such a tough offseason to negotiate?

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it already exists, it comes into effect when east coasters go to sleep

>/hoc/ having shit taste in movies
not surprised

rate my girls tat

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thinkegn of getting aviator glasses for the summer. not a fan of those generic black oakley glasses, they look gay

kys chang

This angers the American
youtube.com/watch?v=esGl6IbVE1Y

wtf Sam I thought you were rooting for >us now

thinking about zaitsev tb h

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rate my girls feet

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How long has it been since?

Imagine being Sam, living in the frozen tundra of a province for 9 of 12 months, then sweating to death for the remaining 3. His team will never make the finals, nor will his “whiteout” be as loud as other buildings because it’s too small. He needs to see possibly his favorite player go because of negotiating, but also has a “star” that’s addicted to fortnite. Imagine even living in Canada, where there hasn’t been a champion since 1993 and a runner up since 2011. I laugh at that thought every single day

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rent free

Why are worst coast cucks such terrible posters?

imagine being you, posting about him

you're even more pathetic

Would cum on titties/10

Did anyone notice how Tuukka pulled a fast one last night. Do you see the puck? Watch the replay VERY carefully. Based Tooks

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stfu dumb islesweeb

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>the entire bruins line hunched over the crease

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Just did lad... It's settled sharks are winning the cup

Imagine being a weeb.

Is Pavelski kill?

based

Wtf I like feet now

feet are reddit

There is literally nothing wrong with liking anime as well as ice hockey

there's a subreddit for everything so technically everything is reddit

game of thrones was epic lads

just fell asleep, ads

I'm betraying the white race in the upcoming race war at the most opportune time because of this comment

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I dont see a puck, I see a black strap.

godspeed

>danganreddit
go back

Good guys: Boston Columbus Colorado St Louis

Bad guys: San Jose Dallas

Reddit: Carolina

bad post bad list

yes but posting about anime in an ice hockey thread is cringe and deserves to be mocked

I don't go on Yea Forums and talk about how it was 3-0, it was 3-1 do I?

Pavelec’s maneuver was cheating kino

youtu.be/nLNKfkUcqb8

Good guys: everyone

Bad guys: bombston

is golden k*kes kill?

Literally nothing is stopping you from doing that

Good Guys: Stars, Blues, Jackets,

Bad Guys: Colorado, Shorks, Bruins

Reddit: Canes

/cric/

kys

if everyone is good guys then there are no bad guys, retard

I want to die, lads.

if the bruins win i'll join you

be the change you want to see

hit the weights

death is overrated

Good guys: Blues Avs Teds
Bad guys: Bruins Stars
Not bad but cringe: Canes Sharks

don't job clean to life lad, you can overcome this

Switch Canes and Teds and it's perfect

based and ChrisBenoitpilled

ok-tier list tbqhwy

>all this Bruins bad guy memeing
top seethe

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>good guys
Canes
Blues

>okay guys
Teds
Avs
Stars

>bad guys
Bruins
Sharks

>already forgotten guys
Isles

I don’t even think I actually hate the bruins themselves, I just hate all Boston teams because of how fucking bad their tripfags are in /nfl/

>chris benoit
youtu.be/WJ0fexXLgQ0?t=127

>Pastadubs
based, and hopefully a sign of things to come

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>Hey Ref, check your woice mail, give me some calls

I don't actually care about mandrama, the joke was just from the first guy saying
>I want to die
and the second one saying
>hit the weights

>Good Guys
Bruins
Blues

>Bad Guys
Stars
Sharks

>Memes
Blue Jackets
Hurricanes
Avalanche

this is the only correct list

>boston team good ever
fuck off

>Sips

Aaaaaaaah, what a wonderful day.

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a

I get the weird feeling that I'm supposed to recognize this meme, but I don't.

>black guy wanting chicken joke

back to trumpkin

S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
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fucking

i used to think female pajeets were gross but i've seen some pretty cute ones recently. maybe it's the younger generation finally hitting 18? idk

leaf

You can do it put your mind into it.

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i'm not saying the canes had no fans before 2 months ago but they finished the season with an average of 13000 in attendance

oh wait that's exactly what i'm saying

Heard you lads were jerking it to cocks again

i'm not saying canada sucks donkey cock but the entire country didn't even make it out of the first round

oh wait that's exactly what i'm saying

some definitely can be cute, but then they speak with that nasally accent and it ruins it

where the FUCK is /cric/ did they seriously all get shook by that shooting?

ya that's what i mean. the younger generation doesn't seem to have that gross accent, they act and dress more like white girls now

business idea: make every round of the playoffs the first round

thinkegn of making a youtube channel where i do nothing but overreact to random viral videos or music so i can make ez cash, lads

hopefully you're black

>be black
>react to some metal song in the 80s
>SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET DEM WHITEBOIS AITE
>500k views

just as long as you finna keep it 100

/r/HQDesi/ is pretty much all smoking hot indian chicks like Disha Patani and Priyanka Ares. thirsty pajeets in the comments though. Anyways hope this helps

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>Good Guys
Blues
Teds
Shorks

>Bad Guys
Bruins
Avs
Stars

>Jerks
Canes

holy based

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Bulju Svechnikov

yes? no?!

Business idea: rink made of fire

For me, it's bringing Bulju on as a linemate for Svech. Together, they will truly awaken.

/beav/

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how do we save binlan from bulju? he needs an intervention, its time to let go

Finland deserve it for kidnapping him when he was only a small child

wonder what he is thinking about

Can somebody explain why bulju is shit in the NHL? Does he just not suit the play style? Or is it anti-finn sentiment among his team?

>reading the comments of any of those posts
reddit is unironically based for porn desu, but why?

He's got a negative hockey IQ

me on the bike

usually they link usefull stuff in the comments like photoshoots

>bulju is a finnish AND swedish bust
woah....................

haha look at him go

he cant skate for shit

They're like asians, as soon as they hit 25 BOOM they aged about 2 decades.

this thread is moving too slow for my liking

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from my experience it's white women that age like shit, then followed by latinas

love sweden HATE fionladn

should we fuck up /cric/?

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naw I could just post some old webms of hits I made

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I feel like too many don't actually understand why women's sports salaries are so low compared to men

/cric/ is cool

i want to cum inside amanda kessel

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i'm actually fucking shocked at how people don't understand. the nhl makes probably a million times more money than the nwhl, like what the fuck it's not hard to figure out

or maybe they understand but they want to cry sexism anyway

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Maybe if the best of the best (teams USA and Canada) didn’t routinely lose to literal children who not only play for free but actually pay good money to play, people would turn out for some dykepuck.

kinda gross feet tho, they don't look soft. actually i imagine all hockey players have gross feet from constantly being tied up in skates

Wedge heels make my peepee stiff

JAKKE SUOMI *clap clap clapclapclap*

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btfo by based /nba/

the one thing he's got going for him is size and he has no idea how to use it

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those legs would destroy me

Yeah, I would like nothing more than to eventually see the women make WNBA type salaries but have it be done naturally and not have the NHL foot the bill. Part of the fact the WNBA loses so much money is because they insist on playing in giant arena's and almost noone shows up to warrant it.

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>or maybe they understand but they want to cry sexism anyway
it's literally this

chara got tagged last night it was kind of hilarious, and I'm a bruinigger

god I want to clap those cheeks

she looks good in that pic

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who has grosser feet? hillary knight or amanda kessel?

gross?

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she do porn?or got nudes

Finland LEAVE

this one?

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nhl 19 is fun desu

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schenn is such a grinder i love em

pierre kept bringing up paraykos shot and he ends up killing bishop lol

even better look

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Just took a fat, runny Las Vegas Golden Knights lads

yeah lol, luckily good guys won. fucking bobrovsky though that dude is a weapon, rask has been golden too

what did he mean by this?

really? haven't bought one since 14'.

cringe

ya it's fun to mess around with franchise mode, i don't even play online aside from the 1 vs 1 vs 1 mode which is pretty good too

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cringe

online is garbage anyway, they have absolutely no desire to make gameplay fun and competitive

souds good then. I remember doing be a pro in NHL 12 and I scored like 1500 points in a season witht the oil kings. difficulty was on rookie but it was retarded to see that we finished so far up the league standings and I'm still getting messages from management saying "we think you can hit 50 goals next year" no duh

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5 vs 5 would be fun if faggot teal didn't play 4th forward every game, it's so annoying

most of it is emulation, but the balance is all sorts of fucked. all you have to do is have one good season and the computer decides "well this player is elite as fuck now" and starts scoring like crazy. but yeah i'd pick it up, it's fun for keeping busy in the offseason, you can even let the game play itself and set the camera to broadcast mode which is neat

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KEK just noticed pulju unbusted himself during my simulations

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ewww

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Sharks win the cup

I hope its them to see thornton get his cup. He deserves it

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>Sharks win the cup
>Imokaywiththis.jpg

>tfw you've been saving a hit for 21 years

alex Iafallo's younger sister is part of this womens hockey boycott for what its worth. Thats not why he got hit though lmao

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is this hockey?

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>boycott
how can they boycott something nobody has interest in? are they expecting the men to join?

boycott might be the wrong word, strike might be more accurate.

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>it's the nhl's responsibility to make sure womens hockey grows
i just don't get it

>dykes: bankroll our league
>gary: no fuck off
>league goes under
>gary starts his own nhl dykepuck league
it's like they don't know he's of the chosen people

>muh certain player deserves a cup
HATE this stupid gay shit and i HATE you for saying it.

they probably feel it's garys responsibility just because the nba did the same with the womens league

The way I have always seen it is the NHL is the biggest platform for hockey on the planet, that is the womens' angle. To use the NHL's size and reach to gain a larger fanbase. It's not so much about salaries as it is about making a league run by the NHL and filled with the best female players currently playing. Bettman has known for a while that in today's social media climate, it would be wise to have a womens affiliated league but he also wants it to work financially. He might want the women to sign away all rights to play in IIHF tournaments and instead hold his own 'Gary Cup' but with women's teams.

YOU DESERVE IT *clap clap clapclapclap*

YOU DESERVE IT *clap clap clapclapclap*

the twitter butthurt makes them look petty though, especially when they compare the salary to nhl players

DAENERYS BLEW A 3 DRAGON LEAD

please don't

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rph

I just feel him getting a cup would cement his legacy as an alltime great

Won't deny that. Most of the petty squabbles I've read have come from longtime fans of the CWHL/NWHL that still fight over dumb shit that really should not matter anymore.

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

No, that's cellulite.

I laughed.

Aho DESERVES the cup

For me, it's Austin Mathews

nah, nice rump tho

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How much of an impact do you think having a guy like Rod Brind'amor as your coach has? He's been there and is so easy to respect

No, that's early onset diabetes.

Old goaltending was silly as fuck

thoughts on /nba?

Our blacks > Their blacks

here is a kent nilsson move from womens U-18

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I respect it as a spectacle to ogle giant freaks but I really have no opinions or desire to watch it because the outcomes are generally foregone conclusions

post more retro /hoc/

I fucking hate People who disrespect 80s hockey

>ryan POOgent-Hopkins

I don't have much but I'll give you all i have

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Based. I'm supposed to be working on stuff and it's 3:30 am and I tell myself I don't want to waste my time on 4channel anymore.

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I think you're great and I think you're handsome /hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=FyUNbrgLezI

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Shut the fuck up boomer

Thanks, you fuckin poof cunt

why aren't you at work?

eat shit mohammed I'm glad my grandkids make fun of you

Lemieux and Gretzky were just ahead of their era and would probably be only be top 10 if they played today at their peak

Lemieux and Gretzky make me realize I'll never know SHIT about hockey. Those guys are literal geniuses if you ever watch them play a game. It could be any game they ever played.

Oh I meant to come post this image here earlier. I found it while fapping and it's relevant to /hoc/.

Please use this imagine in shark related posts.

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both would be great but Mario would dominate almost more than back then with the amount of hooks they call now

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It's 730pm

Racist prick

I guess it would make a cool edit that you could put like vegas or something over the girl.

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Imagine caring about any of the teams left

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fuck you sand shit eat a bag of fuck and go get shot on video you don't know shit about hockey and never will FAGGOT

the ice seems bigger

Reckon I know more than you dumb boomer. About everything

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night buds

Think the boomer necked himself lads

Huomenta

Kind of sad this little Aussie pusy has to come here even though he doesn't know anything about hockey

Could be angle of the camera. I've noticed the sharks ice looks huge on TV because the angle is furthur up

...

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what is this stance called?

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Mornin
Going to smoke my morning cig, then drink some coffee and eat rye bread

Lemieux > Gretzky
I've been saying this for the longest time, and every single bit of footage I've seen backs it up.

get a job

>what is this stance called?
It's called
>fuck, it's Mario......

Fedorov > Lemieux > Gretzky

Fedorov could play defense. Gretzky said so himself.

I come here because I literally run /hoc/. If I stop browsing and posting here it ceases to exist. All of you will.

huomenta

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Anyone think if the Coilers made the playoffs, they would've beat the Flams?

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Let's go Bruins!

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If we had a coilers flames series it would’ve been kino regardless

did some running today

I've been waiting for it my entire life. It would be amazing.
I don't care if >we got swept. I just want an Oilers/Flames series.

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the >theres no way this rookie is gonna beat me in his first shift i'll give him a chance at least

Good

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Me too. I was running/hoc/ like I do every day

Coilers fan rooting for the Bruins.

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Go Carolina!

based albertan

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Rooted for the Bruins in 2011
Bruins are based.
I got them winning the cup this year in my pool. Go Bruins. I have Bruins over Blues

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why do you cruelly keep us chained to this existence?

For me, its zuccing on milkies

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yikes......

What do you have? Jets over leaves? lol

>all that plastic
gross. I'd rather have the bad breathed female coworker with no ass than that whore

nothing wrong with the pick but that's a little enthusiastic for a team that isn't >yours

answer my question
You probably had Lightning over Flams. Learn to hockey

t. torontostani

GO BRUINS
t. edmontonstan

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Had to take a nasty tavares lads

Tonight is the night

the tiny fridge

Tonight is a night

I got a feelin' (woooohoooo)
That tonights gonna be a good night

>bishop flops to the ice
>goal is scored
pottery

>aves

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>Yea Forums
Blues
Blue Jackets
Canes

Reddit
>Sharks
>Avalanche
>Stars
>Bruins

relocanes are reddit, randy

Go Blues. If they win, then Toronto will have the longest cup drought, and I fucking hate Toronto They voted to destroy our country

>They voted to destroy our country
rich coming from a province that sabotaged themselves

Everyone who voted for NDP here was here working from the east. FUCK the east.

maybe if you retards had a population you wouldnt need chad easterns to come in and work for you

I'm Albertan, and I laughed. Good one.

most disgusting thing about albortions is they are the source of all this "temporary labour" that plagued this country with unskilled seamonkies

>unironically living in Shitberta

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>Sharks
Based
>Boston
Would rather live in a sandstone hut in Kashmir tbqhf

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Lmao you pathetic SUNBELT FAGGOTS never fail to make me laugh with your hilarious "1993" threads.

Face it, most canadians will be infinitely less successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the right side of history, get into it winners.

Oliwer Kaski to Detroit

who cares, can an undrafted finn really be a threat

youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHk

He was the best defenceman in liiga this season by a longshot at age 23 so worth a shot to sign. Wouldn't be that surprising if he could make it to NHL with detroit next season.

>2019
>still trusting finns
Do all gms need to be fired?

Kekäläinen drafted good ol' Quebec boy instead of Pulju, he didn't trust a finn

Really makes u think

Hes an odd case

On one hand he drafted Dubois ovet Pulju, showing massive intelligence

On the other hand he GAVE AWAY a first round pick AND William Karlsson to keep a finnish goalie

>On the other hand he GAVE AWAY a first round pick AND William Karlsson to keep a finnish goalie
a 24th overall pick and the freed up the contract space of clarkson so that vegass picked a one season wonder

Is Martin Jones the only member of the Sharks who has won the cup?

he won it in the most >shorks way possible, riding the bench

Rangers must feel really DUMB for letting go of the GOAT Mats Zuccarello.

Imagine if Northug was a hockey player.

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If Kimi played hockey what position would he be

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He'd make Swedes seethe no matter which sport he played.

based response

Game 6 hockey day my dudes

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*sips* got to say I'm okay with any of the remaining teams winning the cup, EXCEPT Bruins. Hopefully my Avs can step up.

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>If

Kimi plays hockey

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We're gonna make it

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For me it's San Jose Shorks legend Teemu Selänne

based

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>bad breathed female coworker with no ass
Sounds like bulimia to me.

What tee time did we get boys?

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What's the script tonight?

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my balls on your mom's chin

gary finally hits the showers

gary realizes only shit teams left and doesn't hand the cup to whoever wins and celebrates at center ice and puts his own name on it.

List of my favorite movies

Uuno Turhapuro (1973)
Professori Uuno D.G. Turhapuro (1975)
Lottovoittaja UKK Turhapuro (1976)
Häpy Endkö? Eli kuinka Uuno Turhapuro sai niin kauniin ja rikkaan vaimon (1977)
Rautakauppias Uuno Turhapuro - presidentin vävy (1978)
Uuno Turhapuron aviokriisi (1981)
Uuno Turhapuro menettää muistinsa (1982)
Uuno Turhapuron muisti palailee pätkittäin (1983)
Uuno Turhapuro armeijan leivissä (1984)
Uuno Epsanjassa (1985)
Uuno Turhapuro muuttaa maalle (1986)
Uuno Turhapuro – kaksoisagentti (1987)
Tupla-Uuno (1988)
Uunon huikeat poikamiesvuodet maaseudulla (1990)
Uuno Turhapuro - herra Helsingin herra (1991)
Uuno Turhapuro - Suomen tasavallan herra presidentti (1992)
Uuno Turhapuron poika (1994)
Johtaja Uuno Turhapuro - pisnismies (1998)
Uuno Turhapuro – This Is My Life (2004) (A tribute film to Spede Pasanen, who died in 2001)

bruins
avs

based

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Honorable mentions

1964 X-Paroni K O N
1966 Millipilleri
1967 Pähkähullu Suomi
1968 Noin 7 veljestä
1969 Näköradiomiehen ihmeelliset siekailut
Leikkikalugangsteri
Pohjan tähteet
1970 Speedy Gonzales – Noin 7 veljeksen poika
Jussi Pussi
1971 Kahdeksas veljes K O N
Hirttämättömät
Saatanan radikaalit
1973 Uuno Turhapuro K N
1974 Viu-hah hah-taja
1975 Professori Uuno D. G. Turhapuro
1976 Lottovoittaja UKK Turhapuro
1977 Häpy Endkö? Eli kuinka Uuno Turhapuro
sai niin kauniin ja rikkaan vaimon
1978 Rautakauppias Uuno Turhapuro – presidentin vävy
1979 Koeputkiaikuinen ja Simon enkelit O
1980 Tup-akka-lakko
1981 Uuno Turhapuron aviokriisi
Pölhölä
1982 Uuno Turhapuro menettää muistinsa N
1983 Uuno Turhapuron muisti palailee pätkittäin
1984 Lentävät luupäät O
Uuno Turhapuro armeijan leivissä
1985 Hei kliffaa hei
Uuno Epsanjassa
1986 Uuno Turhapuro muuttaa maalle
Liian iso keikka
Pikkupojat K N
1987 Uuno Turhapuro – kaksoisagentti O
Fakta homma
1988 Tupla-Uuno K N
Onks Viljoo näkynyt
1990 Uunon huikeat poikamiesvuodet maaseudulla K N
Rampe & Naukkis – kaikkien aikojen superpari
1991 Uuno Turhapuro herra Helsingin herra K N
1992 Uuno Turhapuro – Suomen tasavallan herra presidentti
1993 Uuno Turhapuron poika O
Romanovin kivet
1994 Uuno Turhapuron veli K N
Pekko ja poika
1998 Johtaja Uuno Turhapuro – pisnismies N
1999 Naisen logiikka

For me its the 1-3-1

Absolute top tier movies

Both series are ending tonight

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why do they all have the same name

Jagr is Chinese

>torts
>losing a must win game at home
naw

youtube.com/watch?v=cl_hUYbq_js

If you refer to your hockey team as the boys....

.... you may be based

> if you play on the team (i.e. Beer-league)
> if addressing your fellow fans of your NHL team
Based
> if you are talking about your NHL team
Reddit-tier

For me it's the Redwood Lane Pain Train

>Kakko is a dialect word for a white bread

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Joe Pavelski returning to score the OT winner.

who?

casuals

Pavelski on the controversial SJS/VGK Game 7 call: “Was it a 5-minute major? No.”

>lets get facts from a man with a concussion
vegass continues to seethe

based

Pavelski on the controversial Apollo 11 mission: “Was it a moon landing? No.”

Pavelski on the controversial reflection of Hitler: “Was it genocide? No.”

offseason FUCKING when??

it's pretty much the offseason now with these SHIT teams left in the playoffs (except for boston)
for me, it's the /hoc/ dnd campaign coming up.

Pavelski on the controversial debate of anime posting: "Is it good? Yes."

Pavelski on the controversial issue of women's hockey: "Is it profitable? No."

Pavelski on the controversial question of OP's sexuality: "Is OP a faggot? Yes."

Pavelshit

Pavelski on the controversial Finnish debate: "Finn in the bin? Yes."

Now this has gone too far.

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>boychuck had a foot injury and would’ve been ready for game 6 if the series went far
>Lou making it his priority to sign lee and lehner

Well, whoever wants Brock Nelson, step right up

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Pavelski on eugenics: "It does make sense, when you really think about it"

Hamilton and McElhinney set up an SPHL team on paper just so that they can sign Nelson and have free reign to pat his head forever.

What did he mean by this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uuno_Turhapuro

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sprolololo

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how did america place in that tournament?

>good guys
Bruins
>nuhl bad guys
Literally everyone else

higher than Canada

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>being the first loser is a source of pride for the burger
kek

quality post

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The CHL system hurts Canadian hockey on a whole. If Canada had a second pro league and European academy system they would be so much better and scarier than they already are.

Thankfully for the rest of us they don't.

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>The CHL system hurts Canadian hockey on a whole
allowing other nations to compete in the CHL is what hurts canadian development
its painfully obvious that training with the best has elevated the competition and left >us stagnate

>and left >us stagnant
Do you have any proof of this, or are you just saying shit?

>wanting Boston to win because “le NuHL is bad”

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So it's confirmed that the Canes are taking it all right?

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Yep.

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...

>“le NuHL is bad”
Yeah.

>Do you have any proof of this, or are you just saying shit?
the chl had to ban yuro goalers since they were taking all the rosters slots and forcing canadian goaltending to the bench and that had a direct affect on the quality of canadian produced goaltending
sportsnet.ca/hockey/juniors/european-goalies-return-chl-ban-lifted/

Why do they do this

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My dream growing up was to become the biggest drug/weapons dealer in my state and drive around in a $100,000 dollar cars/trucks

I ended up being a no rule breaking wagecuck

Because they're still children and you're getting old.

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aho is old enough to drink in america
he is not a child, despite acting like one

wagecuck >= prison raped

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there's nothing wrong with a cheeky dab

if you are the age of eight

what a fucking fuddy-duddy

oh interesting, makes sense for goalies because there's pretty limited spots

>tfw masshole and don't give a fuck whether we are the good guys or bad guys

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seeth.

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>Why wont they put a team in Quebec?!

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you must be 18+ to post on 4channel lil' zoom

For me, it's retaining my childlike sense of whimsy even despite all the shit I've seen.

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Who the hell grows up wanting to be a gangster?

>canada making rancid posts
sky is blue
water is wet
it gets dark at night

Daniel beat Henrik in the Vancouver marathon yesterday by 13 minutes

have sex

Bout to eat ice cream

Subbans.

Don't Finnish it too fast.

2006 pontiac g5 with 175,000km for $3000cad
good deal or no?

god no
g5's were built like absolute shit

meh, depends on condition

my first car was a pontiac and im not a fan

>Subbans
Not with the way they speak.

People move well on their feet. This primitive means of getting around will, on closer analysis, appear quite effective when compared with the lot of people in modern cities or on industrialized farms. It will appear particularly attractive once it has been understood that modern Americans walk, on the average, as many miles as their ancestors -- most of them through tunnels, corridors, parking lots, and stores.

People on their feet are more or less equal. People solely dependent on their feet move on the spur of the moment, at three to four miles per hour, in any direction and to any place from which they are not legally or physically barred. An improvement on this native degree of mobility by new transport technology should be expected to safeguard these values and to add some new ones, such as greater range, time economies, comfort, or more opportunities for the disabled. So far this is not what has happened. Instead, the growth of the transportation industry has everywhere had the reverse effect. From the moment its machines could put more than a certain horsepower behind any one passenger, this industry has reduced equality, restricted mobility to a system of industrially defined routes, and created time scarcity of unprecedented severity. As the speed of their vehicles crosses a threshold, citizens become transportation consumers...

>Used
Hahaha my nigga I don't buy used ever. Feel bad for you.

More energy fed into the transportation system means that more people move faster over a greater range in the course of every day. Everybody's daily radius expands at the expense of being able to drop in on an acquaintance or walk through the park on the way to work. Extremes of privilege are created at the cost of universal enslavement. The few mount their magic carpets to travel between distant points that their ephemeral presence renders both scarce and seductive, while the many are compelled to trip farther and faster and to spend more time preparing for and recovering from their trips.

The captive tripper and the reckless traveler become equally dependent on transport. Neither can do without it. Occasional spurts to Acapulco or to a party congress dupe the ordinary passenger into believing that he has made it into the shrunk world of the powerfully rushed. The occasional chance to spend a few hours strapped into a high-powered seat makes him an accomplice in the distortion of human space, and prompts him to consent to the design of his country's geography around vehicles rather than around people.

The model American male devotes more than 1600 hours a year to his car. He sits in it while it goes and while it stands idling. He parks it and searches for it. He earns the money to put down on it and to meet the monthly installments. He works to pay for gasoline, tolls, insurance, taxes, and tickets. He spends four of his sixteen waking hours on the road or gathering his resources for it. And this figure does not take into account the time consumed by other activities dictated by transport: time spent in hospitals, traffic courts, and garages; time spent watching automobile commercials or attending consumer education meetings to improve the quality of the next buy. The model American puts in 1600 hours to get 7500 miles: less than five miles per hour. In countries deprived of a transportation industry, people manage to do the same, walking wherever they want to go, and they allocate only 3 to 8 percent of their society's time budget to traffic instead of 28 percent. What distinguishes the traffic in rich countries from the traffic in poor countries is not more mileage per hour of lifetime for the majority, but more hours of compulsory consumption of high doses of energy, packaged and unequally distributed by the transportation industry.

i'm gonna go with yikes, cars don't hold up well in the north. just get a jap car tb h, those fuckers are immortal

I dont buy used either. Thats for fucking plebs and wagies. I exclusively purchase ‘previously owned’ .

ok, now this is based

I'd rather buy a 200k km driven with good maintenance history than 150k km driven with sketchy maintenance history

obviously you have never driven an american produced automobile

should put some of these in it

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I don't buy anything American ever.

smart

No i haven't
They break on certain mileage no matter how well maintained?

>bragging about paying an extra 10% for nothing
brainlet

why do my posts get downvoted?

1600 seems pretty high

probably because they are bad

>They break on certain mileage no matter how well maintained?
yes, their cars are built to be disposable
consumerism know no bounds

Poorfag

I bet you even pay money to shitpost you loser

you really want me to post my tax returns and btfo you again

you don't?

I do

I make my shitposts for free.

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Im making the new thread

thank god he posted that picture or we would have no idea what team he cheers for

...

of course I do, for a nickel a day you can't beat it