/147/ - Snooker World Championship Final

Judd "Jackhammer" Trump

He would actually look normal if he shaved that shit.

>she will never polish your cue ball

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>I'll just take on this insanely hard plant what could possibly go wrong
Judd pls

Tf was that

>Shiggins

The absolute CONTINENT of riggins.

Her refereeing gloves do not fit at all.

the fix is definitely in

I once had sex with my ex on my pool table. She wanted me to teach how to play pool and I told her it would be sexier than she could handle. I had to change the cloth the following week.

Just... the state of him right now

>when will Mums Make Porn be on Channel 4? you know, the one where they make porn for their children to watch?

I'm sure I saw a bit of that a couple of months ago. Characteristically awful.

Looks like mark lamarr

Nervous bookie somewhere must be begging him not to make it so obvious

>The city of John

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This is a sloppy fix job

Or Chris Morris or Robin Ince

> barely got half way

SNOOKER ME MUMMY

I'm so afraid to deal with the post-WC withdrawal....

>that 300+ point difference
wew lad

Why didn't he go for the pink anyway?

fucking hell looks like my scottish cousin

why do >they all have this look?

>At 11pm, Channel 4 will have Sex Tape, a new series where couples film their sex lives and other couples watch the tapes to provide tips. It's basically Gogglebox under a duvet. It sounds like the worst thing ever created.

Sounds like average Ch4 to be honest.

Were the mums the ones getting fucked?

I'll be glad of a rest. Getting a bit fatigued of it desu

Come to UK and wander around shouting GWAN RONNIE until someone takes you in

He might pot it and be on a red

It's only Scots of Irish descent that look like this.

>only one more day left

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Feel like Christopher Biggins could beat John Higgins atm

I actually genuinely miss all the lads that post in /147/ when the tournament ends.

get fucked riggo you cunt

>tfw Judd just reminds me that I’m also balding

blowouts are not fun OR comfy

feels bad

iktf

Some lowerclass lad in LONDON most likely

I dunno, man. I'll definitely miss it.

They are when Riggins is on the receiving end.

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>ya go dahn in the third John
>You fuckin hear me you chubby jock cunt, you fuck this up and we'll ave ya shins

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Fuck up you Hun bastard and stop talking shite

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i have an exam at 5 pm tomorrow fuck me if this bald twink wins in the first session

Just wait till Riggins wins eight straight frames tomorrow afternoon.

Hope losing 3 WC finals in a row completely breaks Higgins and he retires to live out the remaining 6 years of his Scottish life expectancy.

Fair fuck to judd. No joke, no irony. He's making the greatest match player of all time look like a journeyman, and its after several years of people questioning his bottle. Far from the most likeable sportsman, but proving it here tonight. Masters, now Worlds. Make it a Grand Slam Judd. In spite of myself, I'm proud.

I like it when the squishy-face cat comes to visit /147/

Pls win at least 3 frames tomorrow john

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Higs will turn it around, don't know if he'll win but he will put the pressure on
session 3 will end 10-15, session 4 will be a bloodbath

>Were the mums the ones getting fucked?

No! That's what I thought, but it was moms producing their own porn. So it was a group of women being repulsed by a clip of some typical internet porn then presumably setting out to make something more tasteful. I don't know how it turned out.

Is this a BBC Sport comment?

Barry will be instructing Judd that there must be an evening session right now. He won't want to refund all those tickets.

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They were doing it for sex ed

OFFICIAL 2019 WORLD SNOOKER CHAMPIONSHIP POWER RANKINGS

>1. Early Morning Bazza Hawkins
>2. Nawty Judd Trump
>3. WoW deprived Robbo
>4. /ourgilbo/
POWER GAP
>5. Taxi Driver Man
>6. Riggins
>7. Kylo Ren
>8. Ali Carter
>9. DING
POWER GAP
>9. A guy who literally picked up a cue last week
>10. willo
>11 a bunch of people I forgot
>31. A not ill Ronnie O'Sullivan
>32. Suicidal Mark Allen
POWER GAP
>9001. rpmmie

Doubt it

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>that god awful line of duty plug

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Trump only had to beat 3 shitters to get to the final, he doesn't deserve it. it's not fair lads reeeeee

Well luckily for me my retarded correct score bets bets now look genius

Very nice

About to make it a fourth kek

He's beating a shitter in the final too lmao.

>no based comeback man Dott

Can only beat who's in front of you lad

oh lawd he comin

good night frens.

Ahh. I saw about five minutes near the beginning. Channel 4 needs nuking.

Fuck I'm jealous, he must have a crazy bench 1RM

>Noel Fielding on QI

Is there a worse human being alive?

Judd Trump

good night lad!

I'm gonna drive my car around for an hour with no particular destination. Hope you guys don't find it weird. Soothes me before sleeping.

Just tuned in for the second session lads.

What did I miss?

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>Is there a worse human being alive?

Peter ebdon

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Goodnight. Meself have to stay up for more than 6 hours.

Listening to music in your car?

what an obese slag

look at those fat cheeks

higgins getting raped

Sarah Millican

Random driving is absolutely based, I love it too.

nice

>tfw lit a candle and am going to get drunk watching old wrestling matches

>Looking for prostitutes: the excuse

that cat could bark like a rottweiler and I wouldn't find it remotely surprising

>rpmmie

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gonna watch blackadder on the iplayer

na night /147/

>netherlands
>needing to looking for prostitutes

JUST

He looks like he's turning into Mark Williams.

>the best series is on

fuck. yes. thanks for letting me know senpai.

"Goodnight from me"

As he should be.
Trump is the better player.

I expect it actually sounds like JV.

You're not wrong, there is a striking resemblance in that picture

I like Rachel more than Seema
fight me

trump was great tonight. ive always liked his style

But she has a worse hairline than drumpf

I don’t know Eurosport sluts

I'd shag

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>trashy biker whore

Same here la.

/147/ plebs btfo.

Many such cases, sad!

getting drunk isn’t even that fun and it makes me feel anxious and miserable the next day

is it because you are drinking alone?

Then don't do it. If you want to, then do it, otherwise, don't.

*fites you*

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Are those socks especially for snooker?

Gilbo approved

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Robertson is truly a Yea Forumsartan

tactical forearm covering his raging boner, truly our autist

y-you girls wanna come to my LAN afterwards?

hehe
goodnight all

>I..I’m really good at snooker
>what’s that?
>a g..game
>lol you play games? How old are you?

>inviting girls to LAN parties
No!

gwaan robbo

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Good graceous

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Neil Robertson is my favourite player. Not sure why.

Still hard to believe Judd has 7 frames on Higgins

ROLF HARRIS IS INNOCENT.

pastebin.com/NBuuuAR0

There's no GRANITE strong enough to overcome that

Doesn't look like Judd is gonna choke this time

Don’t worry, lads. The sumo starts again next weekend. I hope to see in the thread. It’s very simple to follow, each bout only lasts a matter of seconds. There’s loads of different personalities and mind games at play like in snooker.
I hope to see you in /sumo/!

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Can I see the prince wrestle?

Why are the sumo higher ups such autists about Hakuho clapping?

see you tomorrow

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sumo isnt a real sport

>I can be yuor angle ...

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robbo the bull-o

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Yes

Maybe because he’s Mongolian and Japanese autism

Is snooker?

top lel

Yes

sumo has been fixed and run by gangsters since its invention. snooker however only became run by barry hearn relatively recently

Kek

You're getting a visit from one of Bazza's friends now

Ramadan Mubarak lads

>8/9 ball cue

absolutely haram

Inshallah brother

I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP

Same

By the way, not going to able to make the thread today as I'll probably still be asleep when the first session begins

so you won ? where can I download the final in SD?

anyone but riggins lads

I'd shag her but I don't think I could fall in love with a vapid attention seeking whore.

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

>I had to change the cloth the following week
what a fucking faggot

>tfw I still have a very little blood stain on my mattress from one of my ex pussy
I still miss her somehow after being with another 5 or 6 women... :/

>tfw I still have a very little blood stain on my mattress from one of my ex pussy
Do you lick it while masturbating furiously?

session starts in 3 hours right ?
>tfw the lads want to go out for drinks so I'm missing the last session
gutted tbqh, kinda hoping now that higgins won't pull a comeback for the ages

WORLD
CHAMPION
ELECT

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When does it start?

2 bongs 15 bings

IT'S
COMING
HOME

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Posting rare Seema in anticipation

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You will have to get rarer than that m8 that’s the first few images of a google search

It's even in the collage, it has been posted on every single /147/ in this WC

>reminder that Trump will be insanely hyped next season and that the only hero we don't deserve but who can save us is a zesty Selby back to form.

>the era of Trump domination is upon us

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>actually looking forward to it.

Remember when the final was 145 frames

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Guys, Higgins just wants to have a bowl of pasta. What pasta would you cook him so he can win 13 straight frames and get the title?

I think he'd love some ravioli filled with haggis and topped with Gilbert's tears.

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THE
MOST
EXCITING
PLAYER

lads, I miss the 2015 final.
when all of /147/ came together in a mystical union to support Bingham and curse the unworthy cherub.

There won't be a second session today

Robbo and Ronnie are still the better all-round players

>the jig is up, the comeback rates are astronomically high, they even printed that the "no player that won 11 frames in the first day ever lost"

I'd pot her brown if you know what I mean

cope

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Currently in H&M waiting for the missus, hoping to get home for 2. Pray for me, lads.

Are you standing around looking like a lost child, or sitting on one of the man seats outside the changing room

RIP

Imagine having the surname Davis and NOT winning a snooker world championship.

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Second one

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I still feel those 5 WSCs for Ronnie are underwhelming.
And fragile.

Ronnie's just weird and unstable. Playing near his best he'll win the WC easily, but he loses it.

>1 dude wins everything in the 70's, 80's and 90's
is snooker just more competitive now so it's harder to show dominance like before?

So depressed. Wish I was at work to take my mind off things and keep busy. I wanked to porn yesterday and today for the first time all year which was my best no porn run since I was 14. Just been hanging around all day waiting for snooker to start as I have nothing better to do, but also dreading it. When the WC ends i'll be back to having nothing to do in my evenings. Watching mind numbing telly that doesn't really take my interest or even distract my misery, while going bald and getting fat. No thread to call home, browsing Brit/pol/ or /Britfeel/ even though I hate politics and am a failed normie not a robot. Christ lads i'm a broken man.

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Selby dominated for a few years, Trump could dominate for a few years but yeah doubt we'll see another Hendry or Steve Davis any time soon.

Sounds like you need a hobby mate

One hobby and one gf please god.

>getting fat
eater better and exercise, will make you feel a bit better

Lift some weights

just take finasteride bro

I have no motivation to do it other than not getting fat, which isn't enough.

I'm not going to a gym im too self concious

no

>I'm not going to a gym im too self concious

Just get some good trainers and go out for walks and runs and build up from there, will make you feel lots better. People don't give a shit when they see someone out running.

>complain about life

>reject suggestions on how to improve it

alright then, choose misery

don’t complain about going bald then you fat faggot because it’s the only thing that can stop it

Complete fucking state of all trump haters rn, on the cusp of becoming the WORLD CHAMPION. Best timeline, viva naughty snooker

higgins will turn it around

I keep planning to do this and have even bought the trainers. Will start going for walks, maybe i'll go for one later but it's too soon to the snooker now. I'm too out of shape already to run.

Its the default setting for my life and your suggestions aren't helpful for someone who is depressed and completely lacking in motivation.

That wasn't a complaint just something i've observed about myself, a sad reflection. Stop shilling your hair-loss pills.

He's got to otherwise he's looking to be on the end of an embarrassing spanking.

The best he can hope for is a respectable losing scoreline

A Higgins was a violent, thuggish cunt. Baffling that BBC still shill the prick

He was a loveable rogue with a slight drink/drugs problem who ignited the game and (temporarily) overcame his personal problems to win in '82. It's a heartwarming story.

enjoy your bald lol

Any stream lads?

He can’t win now, it was obvious he’d claw back Gilbert but it won’t happen this time

Women complain about their lives just so they feel heard and understood, because they feel helpless.

Men talk about their problems with others in order to get solutions so they can better themselves.

Nut up and take the challenges head on.

>a violent, thuggish cunt.

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We could have had it again, but these two bastards beat the meme underdogs in the semi-finals. Now I'm stuck cheering for Trump because he's never won it before.

I'll get a flat cap, it's not the end of the world. Shouldn't have mentioned the bald and fat stuff because i'm not really too concerned about those things. It's more the apathy for life that is getting me down. Having nothing to do on a day off when I won't get another for months. The dread of snooker finishing and being back to no hobbies or sense of camaraderie these threads bring.

Guess i'll go back on tinder...

>loveable
Yea, beating his gfs, attacking referees, telling Jimmy Whites neighbour than Jimmy had attacked him, calling young snooker players who are much more talented than him "cunts" to their face. Totally loveable. ]

It's nice that his life was an utter fucking wreck. He deserved everything that happened to him

It's kinda true though desu, the guy wasn't someone to admire just because he was "troubled". A gifted snooker player and a character, sure, but he was a mindless and undisciplined alcoholic thug as well.

Well what a truly shit competition it has been this year. Even the memes have paled in comparison to previous years. And to cap it all off, we now have to witness Judd fucking Trump lift the World Championship.

I fear this is just the beginning. As the Class of '92 and other prominent players of recent years fade away, there are very few players left to challenge Trump. He will become a multiple World Champion as a result, perhaps even surpassing Hendry's record one day. He has well over a decade of his playing career to make this a reality.

Sadly, we are not entering the Age of Trump. This arrogant, balding autist and his silly shoes is going to be the face of Snooker for the next 10 years.

I refuse to watch him lift the trophy and will not be watching today's sessions or indeed participating in /147/. I'm off to seethe in peace.

Good day

lads, sometimes I feel like going to the window
and yelling AND ALL THE CHILDREN SAY just to see if anyone would reply "we don't need another hero".
but then all the inbuilt social constraints kick in and I stop short of doing it.

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It's gonna be worse than that. Trump and Koiren are going to be the White and Hendry of the 2020s... Just imagine that shit...

I spend all my time listening to pop music from old Communist countries. It's my thing now, and you can get loads of it on YouTube. Nobody else likes it (I've even asked actual Hungarians, Ukrainians, etc if they've heard of any of the bands I listen to, and apart from one Hungarian band, nobody has heard of any of them) so if you'd like it as a hobby, I do recommend it.

youtube.com/watch?v=jWGVXsUb9ok
youtube.com/watch?v=X8owvIseqhI
youtube.com/watch?v=VsNHKVYbJAM

Why was Higgins whispering on the weakest link? No mic?

I'm going to Thailand in a couple of days. Be nice to get away from Brexit and the pain of seeing Trump win the worlds.

Cancer wrecked him lol Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

when i ride a bike and approach someone who is running, i always want to play Rocky Theme at full volume from phone but never do

There's a snooker documentary on BBC2 now and I read your post just as they were showing Alex Higgins's funeral.

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Is there any snooker pro who is not "one of the most naturally gifted players"?

It's such a meaningless phrase

Do you have friends?

I’m going to enjoy watching trump lift the world trophy, he’s worked relentlessly on his tactical and safety game. He deserves it.

looks and sounds fun!
you should research portuguese music of the same period and genre, it's basically the same thing (plus, the languages sound similar).

it's mostly electronic music, but i recommend you this channel
youtube.com/user/AreFriendsEletcric

Stephen Lee could be World Champion by now if he hadn't done what he did

You talk about "natural talent", this guy was the epitome of it.

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I've heard that there's some really rich American who hates golf and is paying to do 10,000 hours of golf lessons just to see if he can win a tournament and BTFO of golf as a sport. I hope he does it, just to shit on muh natural talent.

Who did Jimmy White think he was, the George Best of snooker or something.

Selby

Stephen must be seething every single time they mention "most natrually gifted players" because they never ever mention him despite him getting centuries in only a couple months of playing a couple hours a day

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Hello /147/

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The say Ronnie is the most naturally gifted player ever but even he has to practice for hours on end.

*brakes the sink

If he hates golf he's not going to achieve much. You need to love something to be good at it or you'll just slack off and not give it your all.

I miss him.

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Eddie Izzard

They say a load of old shite. Jimmy White claims he's the most "naturally gifted" player. It's a shite phrase and does a disservice to those who put in the hard work neccesary to win.

All perfectly acceptable behaviour in the old days. His family, JW and even Steve Davis don't hold a grudge. He inspired a generation of players and brought a dead game back from the brink. Alex was loveable because he was a big character, someone who lived to entertain and spoke his mind. He had a unique style on the cue and whenever I talk snooker with anyone 50 or older he is the first name that comes to them. Hurricane Higgins, the myth and the legend. What happened to him was earning the respect of his peers and adversaries as well as the British public and snooker world. Admiration and notoriety. A national hero in Ireland. Friendship with Oliver Reed. 2 (two) WC wins. At the end of it i'm sure he had regrets and suffered but what a life well lived.
RIP Alex Hurricane Higgins, the peoples champion.

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d'aww a young ronnie

I unironically don't like that YouTube channel because they have a video where they play one song by the Ukrainian I recommended there, but they play that song over a video of her performing another song, so it doesn't match at all and looks really amateurish and all the comments are people laughing at her, even though it's the uploader's fault.

youtube.com/watch?v=SA-vYia7BbA

I don't believe in natural talent, personally.
But I do believe in obsession: all the so-called "geniuses" at anything were obsessed with the thing they were into and thus spent much more time thinking or practicing these things from a young age.
It's quite simple, really.
And not mysterious or metaphysical at all, just a matter of heightened taste for a specific thing/activity.

>that 147

Wew

I'll check it out but in general I don't really like music.

No

Am I the only one who thinks Ronnie looks like a criminal?

>inb4 Ebdon 12

What is your job? what responsibilities do you have outside work

Like father like son. If Ronnie hadn't gone pro he would be a career criminal.

Gypsy blood.

Hey portubro, you looking forward to the next 10 years of Trump and Kyren fighting it out for titles? :DDDDD!!!

Talent is vastly overrated, and it's insulting to the hard work they put in.

thats not a very nice thing to say, pretty sure bar fights where someone ends up dead because they didn't cut it out is quite common

I can teach you how to make friends, because most people want to be friends with lots of people so it's actually pretty easy, unlike getting a gf which I personally cannot understand at all (pls halp). However, it sounds like you might have some kind of mental issue (depression, bipolar disorder, something like that), so maybe mention this to a doctor next time you're there for something else. Or you could book an appointment just for this reason, but if you're so obsessed with self-pity I suspect you won't bother.

Yesterday I decided to watch hockey instead of the evening session. I didn't support John, and now he's 7 frames behind. What have I done?

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classic romania

yeah, not looking forward to it.
there's usually someone I can root for, but the younger guys now I just seem to hate them all unfortunately.

CLARKSON

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>His reg is 147

Is Ronnie based or cringe?

Clarkson and Ronnie
based

>this blatant editing on Top gear

Probably a fake reg to hide his one, if it even was his real car to begin with.

I didn’t realise Ronnie was such a Manlet .. about 5’9ish?

You're telling me Top Gear wasn't one shot Dogme 95 rules?

He's 5'10, there's an anecdote that gets trotted out where an interviewing asks him "how big do you wanna be?" and he said "5'10" (which ended up being his height) when he clearly meant how big in the sport.

Dubs and Higgins wins 13 frames in a row

Back just in time, panic over

he's Ronald Antonio, haven't you noticed his Mediterranean features?

Fuck off normie

The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show is so bad. It's somehow even worse than Evans.

IT'S SNOOKS TIME

I saw Willie Thorne at a hotel once. His registration was A147 PRO

That really is his number plate; he paid a lot of money for it. Personally, I think that's based.

still comemrcials on bbc2, is it on bbc1?

GWAN JUDD POT SOME FACKIN BALLS

QUIET PLS

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It's because she's a middle-aged dusty has-been who still think she's 21. Theyre trying to make Radio 2 into a millennial station, and it *really* isnt working

Trump's walk in music reveals a great deal about the man himself.

He is a borderline autist with zero charisma. You can easily imagine him being bullied and unpopular at school. Blessed with a natural talent, he has been able to achieve fame and fortune and has tried to show off in the most garish manner over the years (those ridiculous shoes, the fast cars etc) as a means of trying to compensate for his weak nature and rejection by his peers.

On social media he has always been arrogant and argumentative yet in real life, cowers like a dog under scrutiny. The man has deep rooted insecurities which he constantly tries to deflect from with his autistic attempts at appearing "cool". The walk in music is perhaps the prime example. Soulless, empty commercial dance, the kind of garbage they play in Yates' at 1am on a Friday in some God forsaken town centre.

Trump has no appreciation for anything virtuous or meaningful. His entire life has been spent alone practicing Snooker and desperately trying to fit in. In his mind, obnoxious dance music like this is what the cool kids listen to, he thinks it makes him appear like a party animal badboy. He is the classic aspie, trying so hard to be accepted but never getting it right.

Alas, Judd Trump the Snooker player may have plenty of talent and acceptance from his fellow professionals on the baize. But Judd Trump the man is a lonely, vacuous, overcompensating husk of a human being.

And he's going bald.

Run the storeroom of a furniture/carpet shop.
Paying bills. I live alone. No real responsibilities which is an issue since i'm at the age (27) where I should have a wife and children.
I do try to help look after my dads mum and my mums dad since my parents live overseas but there isn't a lot I can do for them beside spending time with them. My siblings and cousins don't live nearby either.

I'm not usually obsessed with self pity. The truth is one of my siblings was killed 12 years ago today and with no work and the looming end of snooker its filled me with depression. I accept my life isn't where I want it to be but I don't know how to make changes. I would like to make friends but every time I try the people I meet are always weed smokers who stay up all night drinking and use cocaine for fun, none of which appeals to me at all. Havn't had a gf in yesrs and would like one but at this point my self esteem is too low to ask out girls at the Tesco and tinder has been a complete waste of time and is depressing. I probably should see a doctor but I avoid them like a plague and havnt been to one in a few years. I also distrust the medical profession especially in regards to mental health so your right that I won't bother.

>posting in an old thread

Proper final thread is up:

SEETHING

Both of his parents are career criminals. I'm not referring to the murder, that could have been an accident. However his mum was done for tax evasion and his dad was already known for criminal association which is why the courts were so hard on him. I'm sure Ronnie himself would admit that if snooker hadn't worked out he would have become a criminal.

The aim is to migrate the old Radio 1 listeners to Radio 2. I've heard that when Nick Grimshaw did the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, he was absolutely haemorrhaging listeners and his figures were terrible, but the BBC loved him for it because he was finally succeeding in making the over-30s abandon Radio 1 and move to Radio 2.

> russian
> secretly working for trump

>literally over 200 posts left

Your life is similar to mine, except I'm 31. My friends are deadbeats and autists too. I assume you are saving your money up; what would you like to spend it on?

GWAN TRUMP FINISH HIM

Judd's bowtie looks like absolute shite

LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOY

GWAAAAAN JOHN

Higgins looks positive and jolly

>John Higgin's wife singing along to his new walk-on music
>It's Let's Hear it for the Boy by Deniece Williams
>John Higgins's wife is called Denise
I hate him, but damn nigga, what a playa.

Excellent post

Sex tourism?

And yet he still bums riggins for fun

I'm probably going to buy a house before the year is out as the mortgage would be cheaper than rent and i'd be in a bigger house than my current flat. Already have 15k set aside and I live in the North where thats a sizeable deposit. I'd have >20k if I hadnt bought a new car and expensive laptop as well as other wasteful spending on food, cigarettes and escorts in the last year. Suppose if I had a gf i'd want to go on a holiday to the continent but travelling alone seems really depressing.

147 incoming

Nah, I don't have yellow fever. I'll just wander around in the baking heat getting drunk on my own

27 is no age to have a wife and children lmao, we still out here living our best lives. The 30’s are for all that bollocks

147 14 7 147 74

granitic 147

Your life is terrifyingly like mine. I'm starting to suspect this is some weird Tyler Durden situation. Although on the last day of last month, before my rent was paid and other expenses, I had £20,000 in my bank account. I got a receipt from the cash machine to celebrate.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀN JOHN SCORE SAM FACKIN MAXIMUMS

GWAN JOHN

Those reds near the cushion giving me the fear lads. Feel like he's doing a lot of easy work right now

147 cancelled

GWAN JOHN GWANNNNN

BROWNS RUIN EVERYTHING ;_;

NAWTYY

Wow

WHAT IN THE FUCK

lmao riggins btfo

holy shit riggins

NOOOOOIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shit

THAT DOUBLE
THAT DOUBLE
THAT DOUBLE

GRANNIITTTEEEEEE

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FUUUUUUUUUU

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Cant blame the guy. Adrenaline must have been running through him like a fucking waterfall after that double

Official comeback status: ON

Fuck me, that double

Dare I say, Stephen Lee-esque

>there were actually people in this thread that wanted gilbert in the final

27 is the age my parents got married started having children. For my grandparents it was younger. I wish i'd knocked up my high school gf and had half a dozen children by now. I honestly think 27 is getting old and im worried that all the girls left are single mothers. I'm not going to raise someone elses bastards. If not single mothers they are complete freaks, covered in tats and piercings and riddled with mental illnesses the pills they take can't cure (and probably sexual diseases and a history of abortions), as well as doing drugs and already in a lifetime of debt.

I assure you i'm not a Tyler Durden. Well done on your saving pal, hope you can make things work out.

Stop taking everything so seriously and enjoy the snooker mate

Why are there 2 sodding threads already?

"I wish i'd knocked up my high school gf "
Im getting to through my twenties now and cant beleive how many people this seems to have been true for. Our sociteis weird pressure to not instantly start a family is actually disutrbing. Unfortunatly my school days oneitits rejected me at the time

I'm 36, single, no kids and live with my fucking mom

Stop complaining

Because this is yesterday's evening session thread and the other is the correct today's final day sessions thread.

It's like Liverpool fans reviving the Newcastle thread for the Barca match.

This is last night's, someone made a new one without checking for today

IT'S OGRE

norf or souf?

no it's because some newfag spastic doesn't understand what thread and bump limits are

Plus you say "mom" instead of "mum", in spite of your flag. You deserve all of this.

Well that's how I pronounce it so fuck you

It might be a saving grace because it looks like all the anons from other boards are in that thread. Maximum comfy in here

...

Both wrong.
>waahh muh bump limits

It's a different day. The OP is wrong. This isn't some secret society where we hide in the recesses of 4channel. It's a genuine sporting event and this is the final. It deserves a proper thread.

If Riggins is the Wizard of Wishaw what's Judd?

The Baldy of Bristol

Aye, Austrabro is in there but otherwise it's the usual quagmire that Final threads bring every year

It was the final yesterday too, you melt.

Go post in the real thread lad

>thread is about the final
>it's still the final
>"we need a new thread!!"

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Im am enjoying the snooker but I started a conversation and feel obligated to continue it through to its natural conclusion.

It's the final and deserves two threads.

I'm sure millenials are the first generation to have been actively discouraged from becoming parents young and it is weird and damaging.

>mom
Are you posting on a VPN?
Maybe you should have complained because self assessment and advice from peers can be a good thing. I already feel much less depressed than when I started this conversation all because i've had people to talk things through with (and also some great snooker underway).

I’m 27 but I found a cute 22 year old gf and I plan to knock her up within the coming years

Was that double the most Chad shot of all time?

>evening session

this is an ongoing final; last nights frames and this thread are part of the same game as we are watching now. Your Newcastle/Barca comparison is spurious as those were different games Liverpool were playing. You're just a newfag, likely to SP and 147, and you should feel bad about yourself

Good on you mate

Birmingham?

if he had cleared up for the maximum yh but missing the black after cucks the orginal shot somewhat

J U S T

>SP

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There's been a new thread for every day of the tournament. Why would the final be any different?

Yeah, I mean, he was going for it, but his reaction definitely had the feel of a fluke. If he had have gone on an hit the 147 would have been one of the best shots in finals history though...

that could mean two things though. you could've been living with a partner for years and you've broken up, so you're shacking with your mum for 6 months until you find a place

alternatively it could be because you're a massive autist and considering you say "mom" with a UK flag, I know where my bet lies

>muh spehspuhspee

Because a moron started a new thread last night with about ten minutes of play left. If anything at all had happened overnight to slide this thread off the board, we wouldn't be having this discussion, so really, I blame other sports for being too boring.

32 here, but I'm taking a 6th month break from life and doing just this. No shame in it desu. Sometimes life just gets shit and you need a break. Especially if you've gone through a divorce or something like that.

Judds let him back in big time now

Official comeback status: ONGOING

Was probably the same tit who's made the other thread and who is furiously defending himself right now.

GRANITE

I hope Higgins wins so Denise can keep smiling forever

A Higgins revival was inevitable but judd has enough to get over the line

state of the lonely lads in this thread more to life than procreating

Nope. I just know how this works every day, new thread. Except the final day, apparently, the best reason for which so far is a moron created a shit one with 4 minutes left of the final evening session and people spent the evening shitposting in it so it didn't die.

But no, I'm the casual who doesn't know what I'm doing.

Its the era of the Juddernaut now.

at this point they just need to do away with these insert shots from the practice room. don't think I've seen a single example shot been hit well.

Jrumpf honestly sits like a serial killer

Nah I've not got the excuse of a divorce. I'm just a loser with low self-esteem. I'm not depressed anymore but I gave up on life a long time ago now. Shame, I had a modicum of potential as well

yep, with you bro. been living with my partner for years and one bit of advice i always gave my mates over time who moved out is always keep in touch with your parents (if you're on good terms). you'll never know when it might go tits up and you need that single bed.

Finding love and procreating is literally the purpose of our existence and the main source of happiness for all of humanity throughout history.

>But no, I'm the casual who doesn't know what I'm doing.

nailed it, now can you fuck off to the other thread you made

go on the judd
I'm busy tonight so rattle off 6 frames so I don't miss any snooks

You still have potential if you can get out of that well of self pity bud

>busy tonight
were all busy tonight, watching snooker.

let us enjoy our comfy thread of naughty snooker and /soc/. go back to your thread and enjoy your shit posting.

Why does there have to be silence in the room? Snooker is played in noisy halls whilst drinking

>tfw 27 year old virgin who hasn't pulled in a year and hasn't dated for about 5

Lel ;_;

It's just the first thread I saw. Anyway like you said, final days are the shitposting threads like every year.

just separated from my wife, left my job and moved back in with my folks for a few months (I have property though, and some cash). Honestly thinking about doing a tour of south america or south east asia for a year.

>virgin
>hasn’t pulled in a year

Well? Which one is it? Or do you consider kissing “pulling” lmao

>Why does there have to be silence in the room?
Erm, excuse me?

youtu.be/JBTZ73t1npE

It's not some Thursday night comp. This is the World Championship lad. There is a lot at stake.

yeah, I never understood it. when pool, darts, bowling, etc, any of the other 'drinking' sports are played it's a free for all inbetween shots.

Well I got shagged in the arse a few times but that's different

Pleb continents. 3 months in Europe is better than a year in either of those places.

I refer you to:
ausbro acknowledging new days = new threads

THE JUDDERNOUGHT IS BACK ON TRACK LADS

unironically more interesting that the world champs

>snooker is bori---
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I take each day as it comes. I've accepted I'll never get married or have kids now, need to find some other purpose in life.

TON UP
1 down 5 to go

nah fuck off colombia is well fun

eastern europe isn't so cheap any more mate

we all agreed that judd would let higgins make a comeback so that call centre user could see the final session

sounds good. now's as good a time as any, just don't fall for the foreign wife trap if you're feeling vulnerable.

Judd Drumpf is at the table now
and he's not honouring any existing agreements

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Hah, saw that live on eurosport, really entertaining

There’s a definite correlation between snooker players and excessive hair loss

World Champs is such shite. Masters and UK are way better

If you like cocaine and don't mind spending half the holiday in hospital due to the drinking water.

>Eastern Europe
You must be determined to be a pleb. I mean Germany, France, Spain and Italy. Or even the Scandi countries. Go camping/backpacking through summer and it costs less than a year travelling in the turd world.

>foreign wife trap

Aren't they best wives?
>No qt female ref from OP
>No Seema

PERHAPS THEY OUTTA CHALK IT

rip to call centre user then

I'm off to Thailand soon. I may end up staying for a few months as I have some online income. Seems like a no brainer when you don't work 9-5 and don't have commitments like a bird. Can live comfortably on 500-600 quid a month in Chiang Mai and save the rest. Rent and rates on a shithole flat takes up most of my income in the UK each month

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Whats your yt channel lad?

master brew

I'm not a vlogger pal

I wonder if judd will fill out in his mid life years, he’s very wirey like a spooky skele

I keep watching those videos were people convert a comfy van and live a simple life, but I have a very decent job that I'd never get at another company should I try to resume my career.

Never heard of it.

Fine don't tell me, you just lost a potential subscriber mate.

the royal baby is born.

oh no no

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sure, but that's the ultimate best scenario. more chance of you having ting tong or tatyana the bus driver

They don't show you the part where your van stinks of shit and they wash their balls in a tin bucket

t. Fat cunt

Don't do it lad. Van would turn you into a wreck. Just work hard and go to the Crucible for next year.

Based wine aunt

Who's cot is that?

based

I have never seen anyone crumble under pressure so tragically. Reanne Evans is like the female Ding.

this match is incredibly over

If you haven't lived that life by now then it's not for you.
You have to have the right personality

>Judd... your phone is ringing...

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I have similar fantasies. The reality of living in a van with no space, no toilet, constant hassle from the old bill etc would soon get very boring. And Winter would be hell.

I wanted to live on a canal barge for a while which would be a similar existence. A good way to spend weekends and holidays but 365? Nah, not for me.

I think that Wilson black/yellow snooker was shot of the tournament

The Trip 2 made me want to get a boat off the Italian coast and live in that. But it probably costs loads

>Shot of the Tournament
I want to see Fluke of the Tournament. I want to watch that blue ball get potted again, and Joe Perry's mad snooker.

only Spain is of any interest out of any of those countries you've listed. And besides, I've been to them before.

For me it's garry wilson

I-I don't feel so good

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Definitely Wilson's snooker for shot of the tournament. Though if Higgins double is on that list it would be a close run thing

Shot of the tournament was higgins double from this sessions

yes?
judd's not available at the moment
he's on duty representing INGURLAND at sheffield

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My problem is I always need my mates to do things. Even if I organise them.

I like my trains and stuff so I was thinking about getting a train up to Fort William or somewhere, having a 3 day hike and catching a train back from Corrour or somewhere else in the Highlands. Just me, I've got bucketloads of holiday days at work.

have honestly been fantasising about this for years. I actually normally live in a hot, white country when I could get away with it. I have some savings set up, but the truth is, to get a really livable accomodation it is quite a capitol investment. Don't listen to the autists who have a $3000 van and essentially live in a sleeping bag. That life sounds miserable. To have an okay go of it you're talking an easy $30k van and $10 in internal development.

boats are money sinks, but it's the harbour fees that really get you

>turns off the telly
>goes out
>meets friends
>OH TOMMEH TOMMEH

>i feel bad for any professional snooker player who hasn't played at the crucible

alright, no need to be a dick about it mate

I know, but think about it. Imagine all the girls you'd get on there. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

Agreed.

cosy van life Instagram meme people are all born rich so they can fuck about all day and write guardian articles

most actual van life ppl are manual labourers who can’t afford to settle down anywhere

>I like my trains and stuff

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>$
"Mom"-poster, is that you?

GWAN

are you doing a bad job of "the implication" episode of it's always sunny

>bad job

Literally copy and pasted it.

Unironically this, but with planes instead of trains.

Nah mate, I've just been in the states the past while so I think about everything in $. I wouldn't do the van life in the UK; too cold, and would be even more expensive to do up a van nice enough to travel around europe. Honestly may as well buy an RV/Caravan

haha, fair enough pal

My dream holiday is getting a canal boat and travelling the English riviera.

School ended a decade ago lad, don't belittle people's passions.

GWAN JODD BUILD THAT WALL

>You've just got to play it frame by frame
>Yeah; that's the road back for John Higgins here
Really, commentary team? I would have thought the winning tactic would be to play every remaining frame at once.

It's more an issue among women than men in fairness. I find most guys, even topladsbanter are actually interested in each other's hobbies, no matter how niche.

GWAN JOOAHN

pls win at least 1 frame higgo

GWAN JUDD

Tfw I don't think I have any hobbies

Judds in the power zone again lads

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Simon Quinlank can help

I always say that doing pub quizzes is a hobby of mine, but I haven't been to a single one for months. I used to go all the time, but you can't go alone so if everyone else stops going, that's it.

It's what I ask females about on Bumble. My fucking face when they say "I don't have any hobbies"

wanking is my hobby

the idea is that you just think about winning the next frame rather than "shit I need 7 frames, well i'm fucked then"

Same

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How empty inside does one have to be to not have a single hobby?

fuckin learn a language lads, restore shitty matchbox toys, leatherwork, woodwork, photography, drone racing, fucking hell lads, like, you'r not short of options, rock climbing, coding, fucking snooker lads, like, come on.

well lads, i'm at least glad i didn't bet this tournament... I had Kyren, Williams, Ding and Higgins. Bookies ain't getting my monies.

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UNSTUMPABLE

>tfw I'm interested in loads of shit so I half ass loads of hobbies instead of getting autistically good at one

Based, but I'm so disappointed you didn't pick the Real Fruit Fruit Machines With Reels of Real Fruit hobby.

I honestly judge women by whether or not they have hobbies. You JUST KNOW a woman who 'has no hobbies' really actually has one: getting smashed on a friday and getting dicked

Wish I had mates for a pub quiz team. I'd be great. Spent so much time online I know a bit about everything.

>mfw Trump stomps riggins into retirement

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I think it's normal for a woman to have no hobby, as women are shallow. It's weird for a man though not to have a hobby that they're passionate about.

I've not watched FoF that much. Been going through all Rich's standups on GoFasterStripes club thing and re-watched season 1 recently

Or watching ITV and sadly eating chocolate

This. My neighbour sold up and bought a camper van to live in. Spends most nights parked outside the local Bingo hall and having a wash in the Tesco toilets

It's a fantasy life for spoilt kids. Cost of fuel in this country and the fact there is essentially no public land to freely camp on makes it just as much a ball ache as paying rent

guys its the final can we focus on the snooker

deprssion support group is on britfeel

It's a deceptively hard question if you're only half-interested in lots of things. It's like when someone asks what kind of music you like. As soon as you answer, you're putting yourself into a category, and you think, "That category does not represent the depth of my ideas" so in the end you refuse to answer and just go, "I like all types of music! Tee hee!" like a complete retard.

Well, this is over.

N A W T Y

I would guess that most people don't really have hobbies. But don't let that get in the way of your blind misogyny

The one I'm referring to was actually on Lee and Herring's This Morning With Richard Not Judy, which was an unbelievably amazing follow-up. I remember seeing it on TV and basically falling in love with it for the rest of my life. It's pretty edgy and offensive for something that was on at like 11am on a Sunday morning, too. I was too young for Fist of Fun so I missed that until I discovered it a couple of years ago.

Women always leech off their boyfriends interests and lifestyle.

3 to go
Can riggins even make it into the evening sesh?

>losing 3 (three) finals in a row
Gotta feel for John

Really, it only makes sense if you are pursusing a low cash job in a high value environment. Artists in cities, for instance. Seasonal workers in snow resorts, etc.

Britfeel only makes everything feel worse. They are truly awful, broken people.

90% of men like at least one sport for a hobby. Womens hobbies are just things like netflix, make up and shopping.

>swallowing 3 (three) hundred thousands in a row
Gotta feel for honest people

is trump GOATing?

He’s won 4

Mate, the final was literally over last night. As sad as that makes me feel.

kek

>the next world snooker champion

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The "what music do you like" question is bollocks because even non-obscure stuff like Sigur Ros still gets blank faces from normies

Trump's walk in music reveals a great deal about the man himself.

He is a borderline autist with zero charisma. You can easily imagine him being bullied and unpopular at school. Blessed with a natural talent, he has been able to achieve fame and fortune and has tried to show off in the most garish manner over the years (those ridiculous shoes, the fast cars etc) as a means of trying to compensate for his weak nature and rejection by his peers.

On social media he has always been arrogant and argumentative yet in real life, cowers like a dog under scrutiny. The man has deep rooted insecurities which he constantly tries to deflect from with his autistic attempts at appearing "cool". The walk in music is perhaps the prime example. Soulless, empty commercial dance, the kind of garbage they play in Yates' at 1am on a Friday in some God forsaken town centre.

Trump has no appreciation for anything virtuous or meaningful. His entire life has been spent alone practicing Snooker and desperately trying to fit in. In his mind, obnoxious dance music like this is what the cool kids listen to, he thinks it makes him appear like a party animal badboy. He is the classic aspie, trying so hard to be accepted but never getting it right.

Alas, Judd Trump the Snooker player may have plenty of talent and acceptance from his fellow professionals on the baize. But Judd Trump the man is a lonely, vacuous, overcompensating husk of a human being.

And he's going bald

Not watched TMWRNJ yet. I have it torrented and ready to watch but it's on a list with hundreds of other stuff I have to get round to

having said that if i had a permanent postal address somehow, I could live pretty ok out of a big van as long as i could park close to a 24h gym with showers

Evening sessions back on lads

>Sigur Ros
Patrician. But they aren't really mainstream, I guess. They're not crap enough to be.

If you're half interested in something, at least it's something for them to talk to you about, which is essentially what they are looking for. Don't be so nervous.

lel ain't that the truth.

>I want to live like a hippy

Detestable

This is what people in the hyper expensive parts of the states do. They have their van and a $10/m planet fitness pass which allows them to work out, get washed, etc, then they go work in coffee shops. Swear to go I knew a guy on over $100k doing just this.

>tfw it'll probably exactly over when I have to drive to work
Thanks for nothing, John!

My dream living situation is basically Wayne and Garth's apartment in Wayne's World 2. No idea how expensive it would be to do-up an old factory though

*smashes your van window and enters with a large knife whilst your sleeping*

What now?

>It's a deceptively hard question if you're only half-interested in lots of things
then just say whatever is a thing people like in general, for example say you like driving cars/motorcycle
it gives people something to talk about and relate to like said

In my day the old dilapidated factories in Manchester were all communal punk squats. It was disgusting. Still better than the Yuppie flats and glass buildings they have been replaced with.

>"I live in a van, just kill me already"

*throws piss bucket over you*

Truth is..

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lads, it's time to migrate:

i'd like to think smashing a window would wake me up

What if a drunk driver veers out of control and destroys your van (with you possibly inside)

fuck sake, do we have to? I don't want to give that tit of an user the pleasure.

Can't we just make a new comfy thread? The other is awful

Bring back gilbo and Wilson for the peoples championship final sesh

What if someone miostakes you for a gyppo and throws a lit molotov cocktail under your van?

I'm posting here too. And I still maintain new day/new thread.

Just keep posting here, we won't get bumped off for hours

If we can just hold out long enough for this sesh to end then a new thread will be underway by the evening.

Activity won't pick up until after the City game when the title race shitposting starts

I've completely stopped giving a shit about footy ever since my team were safe from relegation. Couldnt care less about Citeh and Slips

the other thread really is shit...
perfect ending for this tournament really
where do all these people suddenly come from for the final day? there's even an american attempting banter:
>What's the matter lads? I thought rape was part and parcel of British culture. Be glad it's an Anglo and not a Paki doing it.

Always happens during the last few days

Its the final of every sport. Casuals show up and ruin it for the life long lads.

It's really not that bad. If Ronnie was playing it'd be far, far worse.

You can't complain about a thread being shit and full of casuals when you're not even participating in said thread.

If you can't handle /147/ at it's worst, you don't deserve it at it's best.

>we all love a big frame

Easy to say when your just another Britflag but Dutchie and Ausbro have reputations to maintain that cannot be fulfilled in low quality threads.

disappointing end to the tournament desu.
both in terms of the final itself and /147/.
un fucking comfy as hell.

Sperging out over casuals doesn't help though. We never used to treat this like some incel secret society. All were welcome and all should be (aside from 190kg). Casuals will come and go but new lads might stay and help the non-WC threads propser.

alright lad, i'll migrate to the other one and keep the /147/ spirit alive

True. Especially the point about 190 the fat fucking nonce. But we also don't want good lads to leave because of endless shitposting.