So, it happened AGAIN. I can blame deflections, i can blame liverpoop useless defenders, i can praise Cristiano's efforts but the truth is i can't stop being BTFO'd. Proxy usage, repeated images, copypastas you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, i still have full faith in my VPN and the flags, but MASSIVE luck is desperately needed in tuesday's game. Otherwise i'm not very optimistic about the Champions League final, or my chances of shitposting in peace during Copa América for that matter. Not posting like this. What do you think /tg/? Liverpool #WINS or #OUT?
Really getting tired of this Twain shit, brings the quality of the board down lower than literally anything else, twain related posts take up like 1/4th of the catalog at any given time, im tired of it, TIRED
also, the explanation for the 700 post thread is that anyone who would do that (make 1 post for every game Messi hasn't scored on) would earn moderation powers
Luke Garcia
agree. already hide 7 threads by/about twain and this will be the 8th just to get some enjoyment out of Yea Forums. how can 1 """""""man""""""" be so obsessed with 1 player... that plays a sport which requires 11 men for a team. everything would be fine as long as this autist stayed in his containment threads, but he's flooding everything. .-.
Owen Mitchell
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!
Jose Cruz
lol i got banned for spilling the beans, good going Twain, i'll keep exposing you
Jack Ramirez
You got a link
Cameron Reed
underrated
Luis Gutierrez
huehue
Cameron Young
If you're going to lie this blatantly and drag me into this shit do it in a place where I can't see you. There is a single server where I use that specific name and I have a very good idea who you are now dumb gypsy.
Aiden Gray
He's a mentally ill Messi fanboy. He's been falseflagging pretending to be you for weeks, and then pretending to get caught, or pretending to have mental breakdowns.
Ian Wright
See:
Michael King
Oh no it's definitely the gypsy on a proxy. There's only this many people who have or had access to that specific discord server, and I know them all. One of them was a Romanian under the name ShillBill#9158 . is 100% the gypsy on a proxy.
Carter Phillips
the plot thickens OOOO
Jordan Hughes
O TWAIN
T W A I N
Matthew Perry
So the proxy shit was actually true? And yet he continues to deny it despite multiple anons calling him out on it.
Yep, it's true, and that screencap of my discord name is proof of it. I have never had an Argentinian on the server, I have however had a Romanian. Corroborated with all the other evidence from the "Romanian - detected", there's no shred of doubt in my mind anymore.
Long story short: Alfonso tried at some point to push the narrative that the gypsy donaldofag was the same person as me, that's how he got stuck with the Twain name. I'm the eponymous TWAIN if you wish, but not the donaldofag one.
Messi is better than Cristiano Ronaldo.
Xavier Torres
So basically, Alfonso the spaniard assumed it was you when in fact it was another Romanian. And because Alfonso made that mistake, everyone started calling the proxyposter gypsy "Twain" but in fact you the actual Twain wasn't involved in his autism at all.
i was just kidding tho. i was never in your server and i got the image from
Ian Ross
Is this the greatest twist of the decade, or is there the even bigger twist that this all a plan to make us think there was a second twain when in reality there was always only one twain and this is a false flag?
>Twain ABMessi poster isn't actually TWAIN tripfag >This ABMessi poster is a confirmed mentally ill autist who uses proxies >This retard was just BTFO by the actual TWAIN Holy KEK
Benjamin Morris
>retardo
Gavin Cruz
Right because it's not like people make multiple discords, you idiot.
D&D should learn from this, this is how great plot twists are written
Caleb Carter
I retired long ago m9, I've recently even retired from the aesthetics monkey role.
>archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92485628/#92486267 Ok this thing right here and clears you of guilt. The screencap matches my post count for that day, and the Romanian from my server was kicked a month ago (and he would have seen a much higher post count anyway). My apologies. I have a decent idea who posted that, the burger flag is authentic.
>use an Argentinian proxy >get absolutely exposed and embarrassed (see pic related) >using this very same Argie proxy, proceed to have an autistic mental breakdown lasting over 700 posts () >go on to claim that ANOTHER Argie coincidentally came in the thread at the exact time and proceeded to have said mental breakdown, not you >Corroborate this by having a conversation with yourself >S-see? I-it wasn't me!
So not only is this person extremely autistic, he's mentally retarded as well
i think he genuinely makes threads about himself now from different VPN's he's desperate to be an Yea Forums personality and wants people talking about him
Mods are at fault too because they enable this shit while rushing to delete any fun but slightly off topic threads. Their logic is completely flawed but they're daft anyway
Jacob Sanchez
What should we call the gypsy then? He deserves a name.
Asher Martin
M E T A E T A
Alexander Brooks
i know a romanian named andrei, we can call him that
Lincoln Hernandez
Does it matter? You will keeping o twain in every thread
Aiden Gonzalez
He's talking to himself trying to expose a second persona which doesn't exist. He's completely lost his mind.
Ethan Kelly
I told you 4chanc up Twain wasn't the same guy as the anti-Messi autist. It was really obvious when the "Romanian" never responded to some user actually saying something in that language
>Mods are at fault too because they enable this shit while rushing to delete any fun but slightly off topic threads. Their logic is completely flawed Yes,the mods take a huge blame for this autist running wild for years.
It would have been toleratable if he makes 1 or 2 threads per day but he makes 20 a day.Furthermore the jannie mods delete every fun off topic thread instantly.
Owen Clark
call him borat, it offends them deeply
Mason Reyes
He doesn't deserve a name, he's a pain in the arse and a scourge upon the board. He's also part of the reason the burgers get so mad about all the soccer threads because any given day he has made 7 or 8 of the same shit and that's what they're seeing. For reference, he is the gypsy if we must, but he should not be entitled celebrity or it's fine, so long as the board is less shitted up no problem
the mods are literally retarded they enable this because it's "le on topic" so they never deleted a single thread. They're so simple minded they don't see the bigger picture, it's literally just the basic of basic thinking.
Bentley Lopez
He shoudn't get a name since he is an attention whore without any form of life. He is on this board nearly 24/7 to shit post.Just call him a faggot so he offs himself one day.
Easton Anderson
You are absolutely right.
Zachary Hughes
based twain is a mastermind and you are all believing this lmao
Joseph Cruz
Reminder this guy literally just wants attention and people talking about him. He wants to be an Yea Forums personality. He does this shit to get noticed.
He doesn't care you take piss out of him, he just wants to be talked about. He makes the threads taking piss out of himself just to encourage others to also chip in and "acknowledge" him. For some reasons he wants to go down as one of the more infamous Yea Forums anons. I don't think he really even cares about Messi, he just picked a big topic in the most popular sport and went from there to get people to notice him flailing his arms like a retard. And the more you acknowledge him even if it's just to laugh at him, he enjoys it.
The best way is to simply ignore it, you zoomers need to learn.
Zachary Green
What a twist.
You are still a weeb, real twain.
Adrian Brown
Yea Forums are truly nothing but fiddles in the hands of our Master Twain
Nolan Gonzalez
>Muh zoomer >just ignore him >"old sp would have showed him la" Everbody knows that he is an attention whore,but he deeply cares about the argentinian midget.He wouldn't be that obsessed with Ronaldo and Messi statistics. Also it doesn't help to ignore his 20 threads a day since he also just goes into normal threads to derail them.You can go into any matchday thread involving barcelona he is there to shit it up.
Jordan Stewart
Fair use would imply that there being a single thread on that particular topic would be tolerable. I think the mods need to look into doing something, warnings perhaps, about multiple threads on the same topic. Has to be within reason though, there's times when multiple threads on the same topic are inevitable on spee.
Joshua Hughes
This is most autistic thing i've seen on this board since the archiver
Camden Campbell
Dude the guy makes like 20 threads a day, has VPN's and a pass, you think he can't just find Ronaldo fan pages online and copy and paste shit? That's the easy part
David White
It isn't one person. There are multiple people shitting on Messi. You were told 1000 times that they weren't Twain, and now you're surprised when the real Twain says it isn't him?
Now because you created this "Twain" boogeyman, there are retards who play into it and pretend to be him. Good job, morons.
>this thread why do you care so much about some random autist? doesn't that make all of you equally autistic, you freaks? ignore him and he will go away. but you keep encouraging him.
Austin Sullivan
This.
Jaxson Taylor
He's breaking down again, desperately seeking attention with THREE threads at the same time. There's no need to reply to his bait ever again. We won.
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