YCYL edition
MLS cringe thread
Ryan Carter
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Dominic Bennett
we need new material for these
Gavin Evans
Jason Foster
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Owen Wilson
Portland user here, was in town on Wednesday and I noticed a shitton of these basedboy ultras are also part of the local Antifa. They look embarrassing.
Easton Moore
So its not just a meme?
Yikes
Cooper Mitchell
"Niggas always want what's next," says Aaron Dolores, owner of Black Arrow, a lifestyle brand dedicated to the intersection of soccer and black culture. "How many times can you wear a Bulls jersey? Like, you're not going to set any trends in a Dallas Cowboys jersey."
Hudson Martinez
Worst thing I’ve ever heard
Dominic Ward
>Dale Dale Dale
>Vamos el tree
Andrew Reed
Adam Gray
Zachary King
>be american
>dad #1 and dad #2 take me to oakland poofers vs queensland queers game
>we visit mcdonald and kfc before the match start, even though dad #1 struggles to get through the door, we finally manage to slip him in by greasing him with our dirty hair
>in the stadium now
>cheerleaders show before the match start, all of them are obviously transgenders and gays because it's no longer 20th century where the women were discriminated against and objectified
>at the end of the show they all make out in front of us
>teams come out
>literally and metaphorically
>national anthem before we start
>instead of the USA flag there's the rainbow faggots flag flying high
>after national anthem, there's the faggots anthem called 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
>match finally starts
>cannot see shit because people in front of me are waving rainbow, LBGT and antifa flags
>chanting starts, everybody sings 'GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE', 'BEING GAY IS OKAY'
>half time, burger kind commercials and Poof Daddy singing for 15 minutes
>second half starts
>the whole game finishes 0:0 because it's boring sawker, four players have been sent off for sucking each other off on the pitch
>leave the stadium
>get shot
Eli Carter
The entire thing is living cringe.
Cooper Davis
except we do deserve to live.
William Thomas
6/10 made me give a (You)
John Long
Blake Johnson
lel USA os already part of the globohomo
Aiden Brooks
Europe is just as bad desu
Cameron Russell
Yuuuck. I had no idea
Chase Russell
My.... God.
Football in the USA was trully a mistake.
Andrew Lewis
Getting shot in a clown world is the godd ending
Sebastian Williams
Hunter Evans
what kind of felonies are these guys into?
serious question here
or do they just pose?
reminder that barrabravas are into drug dealing, ticket selling and many other crimes
Aaron Sanders
They're just there to wear scarves and LARP as europeans. MLS "ultras" are not tough guys.
Bentley Bell
but europeans often kill or at least try to kill eachother, and by europeans I mean easter europeans, turks and some italians. the rest are costumers
Aaron Edwards
Based
Cringe
Carson Richardson
MLS fans wouldn't kill a fly.
Benjamin Ramirez
onions boy genocide fucking when
Alexander Bennett
mexicans druglords should take over
Jayden Morris
>Hamburg
desperately trying to appeal to this leftist city in which nobody gives a fuck about them
>Dortmund
biggest normie shit together with Buyern. You would see the same over there btw. You could also still see right-winged banners over there, but... few.
>Bremen
Laughingstock of all fans. Mostly because they became these leftists.
>St. Pauli
I have been to several away matches in Hamburg-St. Pauli. It never felt like a football match but rather like some political event. Sure, I get it, their city quarter is extremely leftist and this club always had this leftie identity, but it made them forget that they actually play football.
You wouldn't see any of this shit in cities with just a tiny bit of self respect.
Dominic Williams
Does anyone have the one that says you have to buy the leader a beer or tip him?
Anthony Scott
>Same Jews that control America control Europe
>Be amazed that the two are the same
Are you retarded?
Lincoln Reed
American soccer is a joke. Watching MLS is like watching the annual meme game the NFL puts on in Wembley.
This is why we don't support our local clubs if we're even into the sport at all. It's associated with weirdos and LARPers. At least other sports have communities filled with somewhat normal people.
Juan King
this is western europe and its not nearly as bad as mls
eastern europe is still the place for an ultra to be,several shitshows and clashes over the year
if you're into this shit keep an eye on the upcoming Greekcup final
Adam Phillips
Yes. One of the worst.
Landon Watson
>This is why we don't support our local clubs if we're even into the sport at all. It's associated with weirdos and LARPers. At least other sports have communities filled with somewhat normal people.
Yep, and it’s why I don’t feel plastic supporting Chelsea as an American. MLS is shit and you really don’t understand until you attend a game.
Liam James
She's got big tits, I'd give her a smooch.
Jordan Lopez
Unless you’re a non-binary queer, don’t expect a smooch back
Lucas Mitchell
Do you guys think we could shame this shit out of the mlels?
mocking this kind of shit ruthlessly online, every day, turning them into ridicule memes, pics of every single retard with captions, etc
I'm convinced they would step down and moderate the retardation
Kevin Ramirez
Unless she is 100% lesbo, I think I'd have a good chance with her. Big girls love me, I don't know what it is.
Mason Mitchell
Hard to say. The average MLS fan is a late 20s-early 40s urban hipster who roots for XYZ team as anti-sport irony thing. The best thing that could happen to MLS is mainstream success so it’s no longer scene as a counter culture thing to associate with. They also see it as higher culture because it’s European. And Europe is full of socialist all inclusive countries in the mind of the hipsters.
Joshua Reed
y r u all so mad?
lmao yikes tho
Jose Hall
Please watch our league. Thanks.
Evan Hughes
Yet so many choose to die
Julian Mitchell
Phoniness elicits a strong response in people. Authenticity means a lot. MLS is phony and corporate with everything including the pandering to the gay community
Lincoln Gray
Not all of it. And really, not much more than other leagues.
Eli Garcia
Why does MLS wiilingly choose to be gay as fuck? Why?
Luke Bailey
wrong
Lucas Gutierrez
whos Dale?
Julian King
no u
Aaron Watson
Charles Richardson
because of faggots like this that pretend they are not being constantly fed propaganda and brainwashed via the mlels
Nicholas Jones
>muh propaganda
I don't pay much attention to that shit. And you can't say other leagues in all sports don't have that on some level.
Joseph Gutierrez
>I don't pay much attention to that shit.
then stop telling others they are right or wrong on the issue when you are clearly clueless because you 'don't pay attention to that shit'
>And you can't say other leagues in all sports don't have that
>on some level
that's very different from your previous
>not much more
again, the mlels is being used to strongly push agendas in your country, if you can't see that then you shouldn't bother with this conversation
Daniel Lopez
>again, the mlels is being used to strongly push agendas in your country
lol do you actually believe this?
Anyway, my point above was that MLS is somewhat phony, but it's still possible to enjoy it anyway, and really it's not really more phony than a lot of other leagues.