/hoc/

Can't stand this chick. Going to switch to the French broadcast.

Ovechkin stick side top shelf

Always a good choice tbhon.

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poo moon belgian shite

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Tbf

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Whatcha drinking?

A manhattan, thank you for asking

A cliff

youtube.com/watch?v=qVJzQc9ELTE

Rum kicked my ass last night lads. No hang over because I’m elite but feel awful sluggish.

like every goalie, true opponent is between his ears

Stay hydrated my nigga

Je voudrais une gf Française

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how is it made?

Based Kraken-user

Climate change?

I could swear walruses hung out and fell off cliffs for hundreds of years. Hell why else would they Bother making that climb if they can't get back down?

2 parts canadian whiskey or bourbon
1 part sweet vermouth
2 dashes of bitters

Then just stir with ice to chill and dilute a bit and you're golden. Quite a simple drink

Havana Club is the best rum end of discussion

sounds comfy and celebratory

>Havana Club

wasn't that like, the nickname of your mom in the 80s LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Definitely comfy. Could be celebratory, but doesn't have to be. It's an easy to make drink for any weekend evening imho

Well, you are entitled to your opinion

Wow Oscar Sundqvist is a big strong Swede.

You seem like a good judge of drinks..should I have mead or cider with my lunch tomorrow?

well, it's all int eye of the beholder: wouldn't you like to celebrate with something familiar, something you like?

I mean it in that sense

A celebration, a vacation, any liberating period is really a return to your home

That awful sluggish is the hangover you literal mongoloid

A good ol' northern boy

What are you eating?

Yeah, what I meant was that it's a good drink for both celebrations and ordinary weekends. A Negroni (gin,l campari and sweet vermouth) is another favorite of mine

>Bruins are gonna ruin the top meme of Blue Jackets-Canes
Fucking shits

Burgers and fries, of course.

Havent watched a single second of the snoozefest second round. Fuck bettman.

depending if your lunch is moose or seal

what is this the viking age?

You like to mix sweet and sour eh? hmmm....I can feel that

once they relocate to quebec you can follow them there and obtain a qt frog gf

You're missing out, buddy.

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missed church today lads

Good choice my friend!
In that case I'd go for the cider, preferably one that is on the drier side.

Not sure what main course I would pair with mead. To me it's more of a desert thing.

Where did you get sour from?

is that a franchise record crowd? theres gotta be 14 people there

Jamais.
Désolé.

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God (Gary) forgives you

jesus was a libcuck

My church is the local pub.

Thanks user. Cider always goes well with burgers and the mead may be too sweet.

sorry, bitter?

Maybe if Quebec gave a shit back in the 90s the Avs would still be there

looks like randy is back to avatarfagging again

gonna say the n word lads

That it does. There probably are burgers that would pair well with mead, where the sweetness compliments the burger toppings. But cider is the safe bet (safe as in going to work well, not as in boring).
With that said, there is nothing wrong with taking a chance either.

Yeah, there are bitter notes in the campari. And they pair very well with the sweetness of the vermouth

shitskin too

Started drinking early this morning and now I'm all blotchy..

[angry croaking]

imagine following the religion of a brown jewish arab

Such is life

are you a chink?

Imagine applauding a woman who is showing you and your teammates her tits just after you have won the Stanley Cup

no, but i have chink blotchy face right now.

that was easily burakovskys best day ever

>women
>deserving of applause

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those were pretty nice too

He's not married, nor does he have kids. So yeah, I reckon no other day is a threat to that one.

tell that to your 2nd grade teacher

imagine the feel

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Based Miss Lang

Not so based that she could ever deserve and applause though I guess

>mfw Dallas wins

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t. vegass scum

>Dallas
>Sallad

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>five minute penalty
>four goals against

>cutting it
>in half

>zero
>golds

...

Translate?

>>fifty eight

>DAL ASS

Why do we have to be subjected to games like this?
I'm watching it because..hockey..
But it's completely irrelevant and who the fuck cares what team wins?

49 states and one desert wasteland

because gary needs irrelevant teams to make playoff runs. "grow the game"

it's his career stats in games where his team could win the series

I guess. Whoever wins is most likely going to get their shit pushed in in the next round though.

is this an ahl game? I've never heard of these teams

yeah same with the isles canes series, does it really even matter?

>Overrated shit rankings

1. John Tavares
2. Jamie Benn
3. Henrik Lundqvist

Yeah, not really.
Just filler I guess.

Strong list to be completely desu

Yeah all the flukey shit teams winning really makes for a boring second round

better not be talking about us, bitch

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imagine thinking the avs could actually beat the blues

Imagine if we got the Calgary vs Tampa final we actually all wanted

Honorary snowbelt

Thanks

The flavor of the month for the seetheposters is Nevada.

Im pretty sure hes talking about us. Arizona isnt relevant enough in any discussion of hockey

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I don't know or care about either team, frankly.

Would have been real based

He is not a Snow, he is a Sand

nah cunt, AZ is an true God-fearing American state

Based honorary snowbelt state

They used to be the new England Whalers before the merger and played in Massachusetts, which make more sense. Also the state animal for Connecticut is a Sperm Whale for whatever that's worth.

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Is this a picture of all the hockey fans left in vegass after they got btfo by the sharts?

maybe not right now but we will be soon :)

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Cute picture of Vegas Golden Knights fans

expensivo gasoline

>Also the state animal for Connecticut is a Sperm Whale

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did (You) just hop on to the hate the shorks bandwagon or have (You) always hated the based shorks?

not a fan of frogaboos

>118°

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I don't mind the shorks. Broons vs Shorks regular season games were fucking awesome, I hope they meet again for the cup.

>Still under 3$ fuck me I'd kill for that right now

Not watching the game, lads

middle of the day is hell but we have by far the cleanest air and nicest afternoon sunsets

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>tfw commiefornia has the highest gas prices in the nation
JUST

>we have by far the cleanest air
compared to what

I hate the shorks because of anime posting and because Commiefornia is deserving of scorn

$2.85 a gallon here currently, only going to go up since summer is close

Cmon Dullass you got this

look at vanpooper gas prices
laffing so hard at the ndp

based and kinopilled

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$4.95 a gallon here

$4.17 and climbing here in this hippie ass state

just wait till the cons in alberta cut off their pipelines.

Imagine complaining about gas prices when you're not paying $6.6 per gallon

in trudeaubux?

>yuma
>118F
ui juma ui juma ui vittu
ui juma

High gas prices reminder that Edmonlel Oilels had two (2) 100+ point players and missed the playoffs

Sh/a/rks

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thanks, I almost forgot.
>the absolute state of edmongolia

Sharkansas

What the fuck California. It's $2.75 in Mass.

phx, san diego, la, vegas

>swim swim swim fuck
>Oh gosh
lolwat

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For me it's Geico 15 something could save me something

geico are a bunch of fucking kikes, go with the general

old but cute
youtube.com/watch?v=NQnBUaUlBos

>phx, san diego, la, vegas
..Oh. Better than LA? Impressive.

I'm an American who's favorite team is the Habs.

My underwear post-braap has better air than LA.

Phoenix here, I love the Coyotes but we’re disappointing as hell. Ever since the coyotes moved to the dumpster fire known as Glendale it’s been an uphill battle. Also why the fuck did we change jerseys in the first place? The Kachina jerseys are the best in the NHL.

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Remainder that Mickey Mouse is a fucking faggot and only retards like him.
>Donald > Mickey

>Also why the fuck did we change jerseys in the first place?
Because corporate businessmen are stupid.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pGVmkrQywH0

Strong post
Also
Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

fuuuuuck man

Micky mouse deserves the trap

imagine being a worse poster than a lysol drunk indian
the absolute state of randy

nice! equally autistic :D haven't seen that one.

donald duck? more like donald cuck

I'd put Sean above Randy. Atleast some of the stupid shit Sean posts is funny.

trying to scope out some nice houses out of this giant mess of a state. fuck high gas prices, overpopulation, nightmarish traffic, and the tech industry.

moving to Montana and will lobby for an NHL team

basically better than every other major hub on the west coast :)

glendale is a toilet until you go north of thunderbird road, otherwise it's beaner central. they're going to have to find a new building soon though, city of glendale doesn't want the team anymore. idk where they could construct a new building for the team without putting it on indian land. shit sucks.

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The city of Glendale treats the coyotes like an inconvenience, also they hate they’re not Phoenix. The name change To the Arizona Coyotes doesn’t really change anything either. Not a lot of people outside of the Phoenix metro area care about hockey. They should move to Scottsdale or back to Talking Stick arena (formerly US Airways & America West Area).

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I’ve been making that post daily for months and never bothered to include the fatherless pajeet known as Sean

Fuck off we're full

It gets even better when you know swedish and hear the hill billy dialect the boys have

>Remainder that Mickey Mouse is a fucking faggot and only retards like him.
>>Donald > Mickey

Based and Donaldpilled

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gonna buy your parents house with tech money lad

>Talking Stick arena
isn't that where the suns play? heard the owner doesn't want the yotes playing there

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Reminder that the Anaheim Ducks are associated with Mickey Mouse

For me, it is Sailor Jerry

LMAO
BISHIT IS DED
MY SIDES

bishop is kill

Yeah the Suns owner is a faggot, he’s a crybaby bitch who wants a new or renovated stadium but doesn’t want to share. I hate him.

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>Bishop gets shot in the neck
>play not whistled dead
>goal
g r i m

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BIG DICK CANADIAN CLAPPER WRECKS SOFT AMERICAN

>gaylord gerry

Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen it.

Nah, that would might the Mighty Ducks not just Ducks. Big difference.

lmao
diving catches up with the retards again

What a fucking joke.

ha ha ha oh wow
that is some old-school shit right there

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Mickey mouse owns everything tho

FUCK THE STARS

BOILING

well, that escalated quickly

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Why the fuck was that a goal when the goalie was on the ground in pain? WTF refs.

>t. Hasn't jumped off a boat

Why don't the stars just stop diving? Its cost them two games in this series now.

pussy

Saw my cousin get confirmed today desu

>fuck off we're full
>1/4 of state has inhabitants
every time

Dallas never got posession.

>2019

congrats to your cousin

are you fraternal with Vietnam? Why do you have this flag?

I confirmed your cousin with my dick

It's not like the game is close anyways, why do you care?

confirmed for the new nintendo?

Sorry to hear that m8, she's not very good-looking

shes good at sucking dick tho

Attractive is but a light switch away

>ouch i'm hurt stop the game
>they scrore
>nah bro i'm fine
>they score again
>i can't continue
the absolute state of Bishit

also: "thanks AJ!"

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where did everyone go?

Imagine if something like bishop getting btfo happened to a relevant team. Instead we have nothing at all

I for one am glad we get 7 whole games of this very entertaining and enjoyable series between the stars of Dallas, Texas and the blues of St. Louis, Missouri.

digits is how many times has the pastor diddled your underage butthole

>3
>one for the father
>one for the son
>one for the holy ghost

More than that senpai

Watching the NBA

>basketball
>an sport

I mean they're still in the playoffs so they're more relevant than your team

is pavelski kill?

not for long, satan

watching the mlb

He came down the tunnel in a suit to say hi to the crowd last night. He’s traveling to Denver with the team but he’s not playing.

So this is the power of sunbelt hockey....

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Read today that he's been skating the last 4 days, they'll probably bring him back for Game 7 if necessary

Xheattle Dickgirls

See you niggers on tuesday.

>no hokkei for 25 hours
GAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw no more /hoc/ today

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We can still talk about rum and why randy is gay

niggerball is on tho

Tfw have to go work tomorrow.
And all I'll be able to think about is the game after work.

is the derby is still on? what else is there to watch? surely we need something to watch to avoid having to talk to each other..

>Totonto Rapters Watch Party
Is Toronto becoming a Basketball town?

leafs and raptors have a lot in common.
so i guess they should embrace them both.

>waaaa Bishop dead
It was still a fucking sick redirect though. Not sure what everyone is complaining about

watching cricket

god damn Carolina just has to finish early limiting the amount of games every second day

literally nothing beats the first round of the playoffs. it good hockey and more than you can watch without sacrificing your life to sitting in front of a TV

>tfw we're getting to point in the ploffs when there's no more games every night
>tfw real offseason /hoc/ is coming

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NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON!!

Shannon is bald as a cue ball desu

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come on philly! scaar sum fookin threes!

islels and /ourguys/ >rags should be switched

>mfw

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Kawhi!!!

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>rags

>pens right on the line
I'll take that
Jets are cool guys tho

why dont you like snesfren?

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>Bruins reddit
top seethe m8y

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this. imagine the amount of >ragsposting next year with kakko and finnish austim in the mix. /hoc/'s team.

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Minnesota should be Yea Forums desu lots of fans here

This is horrible and you should feel bad

Nobody likes the most valuable NHL team?

>liking the Pedosota Pedos

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Shut up pittnigger

Utterly shit list

>tfw b&r team

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cringe list

Yea Forums is the shitty southern expansion teams

Last two digits decides how many games next season

I don’t get this meme

Coyotes are a thinking man’s hockey team. You wouldn’t be able to enjoy them with your snownigger genetics.

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No one like caroliniggers other than Randy and one like one other guy

Just post anyway, postseason /hoc/ is where all the best memes are born anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=xzTSQ_-Wzh4

is this true? I thought /cric/ made the best mehmehs

no one cares

>rick and morty hat
/hoc/ confirmed absolute reddit

When will other fans respect Wongs fans

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I guess the horses stayed in the back

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can we finally stop posting this reddit-incarnate Eceleb here?

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Hey you said Arizona Coyotes I just said shitty southern expansion teams. You're not only an oversensitive pussy, but you're also retarded and live in a desert. Enjoy your meth

>live in a desert
BASED

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Any team with Dylan "D-BO$$" Larkin on it has my respect

>ugly autistic fatso
truly /hoc/s mascot

Why is the frog frowning if you just swept the second round

>frowning

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It's a neutral expression.

went to 7/11 and got some food. their pizza and hot wings are surprisingly good, was expecting low tier cornerstore trash food

they revamped all their hot food like 2 years ago, i still usually just go for the taquitos

being unable to interpret facial expressions is a sign of autism

UrinatingTree is better
Where is the Isles video

Glad your self-diagnosis came to that conclusion, doctor.

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Rate the series so far
Stars - Blues 6/10
Sharks - Avs 8/10
Bruins - Blue Jackets 8/10
Canes - Isles 4/10

why don't women watch womens hockey?

>Where is the Isles video
right here lad
youtube.com/watch?v=FTSoI1IZRL4

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Why would he make a video for a team that had no expectations, but also had a solid year? He doesn’t need to make a congrats video after every elimination

Who the hell goes to CVS every day

but he does

shan't be ending it all, lads

to be desu, if I were a pro I'd rather not have strangers coming up to talk to me all the time

that's what i was wondering.
what a weirdo.

that guy is fucking reddit

does columbus even have anything aside from just the jackets?

pretty comfy place to pick up snacks and a sixer, faster than going to the grocery store and no lines ever

a really happening CVS

no he's not, he says mean things about teams and fans that reddit would not approve of. also makes fun of espn catering to progressives

Brian Burke said ages ago on some podcast that the Bruins had always resented the Whalers' existence; they felt it violated some rule the NHL had regarding exclusivity in media markets. The Bruins said they 'owned' the New England region and that Hartford would kill their fan allegiance/media coverage.

Obviously Hartford sucked and folded, but in a perfect world they could have become 'the' New England team and banished Boston to obscurity

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until he calls pk subban a nigger he's reddit

they have a major league soccor team iirc and i'm sure they root for the football/basebore/cuckhoop teams as well, idk what's geographically closest (cleaveland or cinci) because i dont care about ohio

well that explains why jack edwards was so butthurt

Look user I'm just gonna hit you facts right now.
>my team
based
>your team
reddit.

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t. bruins fan

I'm about ready to call it a day myself

gayyyyyyyyyyyy

>tripfag teams
>anything but gay
pick one

tbf i haven't seen one >shorks fan who actually approves of their tripfag

not gonna lie, the >shorks look good out there

Which team do you think has the most kissless virgins as part of their fanbase?

Why did the San Jose Sharks go to Wal Mart?
It's the only place they could get a cup

Why did the San Jose Sharks leave the bar?
They always leave before the third round

What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
The San Jose Sharks

Why did the San Jose Sharks cross the road?
Some inferior team played with an ounce of heart and they got intimidated

Quacks

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hard as diamonds rn

facebook.com
/cmorehockey/videos/ot%C3%A4ck-skada-leksands-tobias-forsberg-fick-f%C3%B6ras-till-sjukhus-efter-denna-situati/1146845705482505/

>paralysed from the chest down
>Can barely move arms, can't move fingers
Grim

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the worst part about that is the penis is located below the chest

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meant for , but i also meant to respond to this with the canucks

Avs

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The New England Patriots

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Apart from Jones what is stopping Sharks from winning the cup?

brent pylon

Spot on

wrong pic lol

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>teacher: NO SEX
>New Jersey: y-yes maam...

What is the most Discord team?

I like Devils

t. uber/lyft passenger

Its almost like niggers will spawn like rabbits no matter what they are taught

chuckled

It always baffles me how the Rangers are the second most valuable team, they were a portrait of mediocrity for most of their existence.

I worked in NYC for years and people barely knew they existed. You would always see way more Devils and Islanders merch out and about (maybe it's a class thing?)

F+Ring "San Jose Sharks" with "Nashville Predators" also works

t. reddit

t. raped at the pump

>Ctrl + F "casuals"
>\hoc\

Imagine being a grown adult with no vehicle

Imagine willfully living in Canada

Cars are expensive
I can use public transport here even though it sucks

NYR exist as a French Canadian money laundering scheme under the guise of "Americas team"

Imagine living in a third world shithole like the USA.

gonna be a hard disagree from me. Unless you're in NJ or out in Queens or the Island, you rarely see devils or isles fans compared to the rangers.
hell even parts of NJ have significantly more rangers fans than devils fans

>Americas team
I thought only the Dallass Cowfaggots were falsely claiming this title

My aunt lives in Toronto and has never gotten her driver's license.

better delete this before they trace it

if anything the wongs would be "america's team"

Imagine being driven around by another man in another mans car.

imagine living in a place without world class public transport

>mostly blacks
>was a nice place in the 1950s
>smells like piss and shit
>is a run down dump now
pretty accurate

Devils have (I believe) the most americans on their roster, and will draft Jack Hughes, which is a pretty american name

>soilers hired le bad contracts man
>b-but he won a cup 10 years ago
is this organization literally retarded

Imagine being this rude to your neighbors

Kinda like how the Marlins are basically the Yankess minor league team

Imagine being so poor you sit on public transport with all the other poo in the loos, drunk indians, homos, and other assorted degenerates

It's okay lad, I'm sure your dad wanted to give you rides to the local rink but was too busy

>pretty american name
Nah, a good american name is something like D'Ron Washington or Tito Valasquez

public transit is for smelly poor people

>implying I didn't grow up with 3 rinks within walking distance

Imagine imagining lmao

imagine being on Yea Forums

... is this supposed to be bait?

>Devils will soon have more first place draft picks than the Oilers
Which team is more likely to stop sucking

Better than Khalil Dawoud

>new mexico that high
>can't find any girls to have sex with

I am hopeless

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

you see, the thing is, canada hasnt won a stanley cup since 1993. closing in on 30 years

Oilels are handcuffed to Mcbustvid's deal, debbies haven't paid anybody yet

Sounds like a traditional name from the american city of deerborne michigan

That's longer than all 4channel posters have been alive

Not at all my good man.

One of Trudeau's foster children, actually

What do you think of San Jose cuties?

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false
>dunno if this is good or bad

You mean a sponsor kid from the american city of dearborn michigan (home of the red wings)

imagine how intense her dutch ovens are

whatever happened to Finnish goaltending?

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ok now this is powerful

I knew america was a shithole, but I didn't know that you could sponsor a child there.

Nice fatshaming, asshole.

i wanna start smoking dude weed but i'm worried about psychosis desu

>Islanders merch out
here's your (You)

that's something that can happen with mushrooms, mdma, acid, etc. not weed

very grim

based and brappilled

Yearly reminder that Guentzel is a Crosby babby

I would like to apologize for my outburst earlier. I just want you to notice me, and accept me

Considering flying to Winnipeg and HEEMing the fuck out of Sam.

Go ahead. I'm leaving again.

I'm sure (You)r team has some real cuties too..

how does one recover from this?

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didn't mean to (you) anyone

what? it can definitely happen with weed, especially if you're predisposed to being a schizo

just woke up

Meet me at the Budget rent a car at the winnipeg airport at 3:00 next Thursday. Shall be HEEMing the fuck out of you

well i've never witnessed it and i've been smoking weed with people for over a decade
seen it happen both times i did shrooms

hard?

Extreme use especially with a growing

sharks more like WHALES

Post yfw the Blues win the cup after a half century of suffering.

Dios mios...

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I miss bullying /cric/

I've read studies that say that heavy marijuana use especially in teenage years can lead to psychosis and schizophrenia.
whats cric?

They're dead, lad.

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>whats cric?
Our bitch

have you ever gotten high and got really paranoid? that's part of psychosis

To be fair all of Yea Forums falls under that category

I won't be around. I'm vanishing. Adios seniorita. I'll be back for the draft maybe. Or next time I get high

of course, i never really considered it psychosis
one of my buddies became completely unresponsive when we did shrooms and was basically talking gibberish, we couldn't even get him to walk home with us and had to call him a cab
that's what i consider "psychosis"

I know UrinatingTree IRL and he posts here

pussy

No hes more of a redditor cuckold.

There are varying levels of psychosis

I believe it.
I heard him drop a >rags a few videos back.

what level of psychosis is Randy from Raleigh on?

no one asked

>heavy use
>in your teenage years
yeah doing any sort of mind altering drug as teen is not a good idea, if you're an adult you'll be fine

delusional psychosis

that's not psychosis, that's just being really high. psychosis is the lingering side effects of what can happen after you take drugs. the most common one are HPPD - where your vision has a permanent field of static overlaying it - and paranoia

the first time i got really high again after ordering dude weed from the gubment i got uncomfortably high from just a few puffs. i couldn't stop moving, i was freaking out as if i was losing control of reality. i'm worried about shit like that harming my brain, maybe i just wasn't made for it

Heavy use of any mind altering drug at any point in your life is not a good idea. Smoking pot is unhealthy, sorry to break it to you.

>being such a seething knights fan

oh okay that makes sense, i've had a couple people tell me it does that to them as well. i think it just depends on the person.
it's also possible that edibles won't have the same effect on you but smoking always will

Someone just said he probably posts on Reddit and I informed him he posts here

better stop drinking coffee then

weed just makes you lose some IQ points. But there's very little difference in the working world between 120 IQ to 100 IQ. But there is a huge difference when it comes to people smoking weed when their IQ is 90 or below. Their perspective, empathy, relation to others, problem solving abilities, and long term decision making are all hindered greatly.

>Clinical Psychologist.

Rip Kippers

my idea is that weed now has an insane amount of thc compared to cbd, so it's pretty easy to fry your brain. there's dude weed out there with a higher 50/50 concentration of cbd and thc, which should be healthier. i haven't tried it though

Haven't started, although comparing marijuana use to coffee use is laughable. Morons like you think that marijuana is actually good for you.

i also forgot to mention it's far more expensive. weed that has more cbd is basically medical marijuana

why smoke weed when you can drink and rip cigs instead?

His humour is more reddits style.

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drinking too much is linked to estrogen

no where did I say it was good for you but that you'll be fine if you try it as an adult. keep on crusading against potheads though

i'm sure smoking weed is linked to being a masculine productive person.

Potheads do nothing to contribute to society, why would I support this behaviour.

Uhhh, sweaty, the Avs ARE in the second round, for your information

t. has never contributed anything to society himself

I pay more in taxes than you make annually.

>Uhhh, sweaty
stop this.

and I have a vacation home on the moon

no but it's healthier than drinking

No thats just your mental retardation acting up from being high all the time. Sort your life out.

Which team should the sharks rather face in the conference final?

who cares? they'd lose either way

For me it's losing my mind without help from dudeweed

Bruins.

They can frustrate Bergeron and Marchand simply by smashing them into the boards over and over again. And the Bruins are not as fast as the Canes.

you should contribute a better comeback to society

they tried that during the regular season.
it didn't work.

just took a massive Las Vegas golden knights. had to flush twice after that massacre

You should contribute anything to society.

>l-look at my e-stats
nobody cares about you bud

asspained stoner thinks people care about him

why do you think i smoke weed? im just calling you a retard for thinking anyone cares about what you say on an anonymous image board where everything is made up

It was literally three to zero

I'll start by heeming you :^)

That means nobody cares what you say either, so you should probably just stop posting and kill yourself.

Heard you were talking shit about the islanders

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Who?

im glad you're getting it. try not to be so mad all the time, it'll be beneficial to your life.

Nobody cares.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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Isnt Brooklyn like hipster headquarters? Lol

What are you gonna do about it, nerd?

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Yes but their fans live out on long island which is middle class white trash

this gentlemans agreement to media markets is the exact reason there isnt a second team in the gta and why we have a team failing in arizona

GoT soon

Not possible to get heemed by a limp wristed stonerfag

>normie-acceptable guro

stfu weeb

If I were as big of a winner as this leaf I think I'd find better company to keep

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But you're not, you're a complete loser, and you're angry about it.

I'm about as far from a normie as one can get
Anime just never appealed to me

Stunning and brave..
the bay area is a sjw cancer fest but it's my home

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>using a jap term makes me a weeb
yeah no I'm not a weeb in the slightest. GoT is overrated shit, hell just about every show HBO has ever made is

So why are you hanging out with a bunch of losers? Try not to deflect this time.

Got high hopes for game 7. Don't choke out on us now, Blues!

I don't think the rest of the bunch are complete losers, but you sure are.

HBO is the john tavares of tv

Go jump off a boat. hell I used to be you

John Tavares is the HBO of ice hockey desu

Alright /hoc/ weigh in, Dallas or St Louis??

Whichever team has the best chance of stopping the faggot Sharks.

>it was 3-0

>4 goals on a single powerplay

As a St. Louisan myself, I unironically have complete faith in the blues.

Imagine thinking that only one team hates them.

Still butthurt huh

For me, its the st louis blues

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based pavfellski admitting that it was the wrong call twitter.com/Sheng_Peng/status/1125119147963060224

Imagine unsuccessfully hiding the team you support.

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>mad at a fish

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Yeah but Vegas still lost lol.

Imagine your captain admitting he doesn't understand the rules

>give up 4 goals on a powerplay
>blame the refs

Your think it was a 5 minute major?

The crosscheck directly caused the fall that caused the injury, thus the crosscheck directly caused the injury
It was a 5 minute

imagine being such a contrarian edgelord, that you have to act like you know the rules better than the league and the players on an anonymous anime imageboard.

Imagine being so new to hockey you actually don't understand the fucking rules and then flaunt that making you look like a giant retard on an anonymous anime imageboard

Imagine still seething about your teams terrible penalty killing almost two weeks after they were eliminated.

imagine willfully living in a dusty shanty desert town in a shit state

imagine being gay as hell lol

Imagine jumping off a boat

Imagine

being

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some real big must-win games tonight, lads

Beautiful

American

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There is no right or wrong call. It's a judgement call and was within the rules of play. It can be argued because the shork had no reason to cross check immediately after a face off his intention was merely to harm. It can also be argued that it wasnt his intention just the result. However if the ref believed it was intentional then it's a 5 min major according to NHL rule 59. That being said if you have to point to a judgement call as your only defense for losing a series m, well then you didnt win that series as the knights did not. The real crime here is there is a ref out of a job simply for doing it correctly.

imagine not winning the crown jewel of "your" sport for literally 26 years

What are your overall impressions of how this thread went?

poorly

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Like most hoc threads, it'll pass into the night with a whimper

Blues management and coaches are all Canadian, too, I think. Also no Finns.

...

this is the thread

Not gonna bother wasting my posts on a failed thread, and not gonna bother to choose. I'm gonna move over to one of the porn boards and beat my meat instead. Thanks alot.

that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works