RAPTORS - PHILLY GAME 4 THREAD

GO RAPTORS!

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Fuck anime

my raptor :)

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Cherish this moment bros. We may not ever see a player of this caliber again.

Dropping in to check on future Clipper Kawaii Leonard. How is he looking leafs?

Siakam absent bro :(, the rest of the team has his load right?

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He will make a great #2 to Kd next year. It will change the entire league IMO.

leafs were feeling themselves a little too much
time to be reminded that you're still the fredo's of the nba

Can't believe the rapshits are choking against this meme club, leafs are truly subhuman fucking up everything they stumble into

kawhi is a cuck

Kawhi's final road game in cRaptor workclothes?
Or fat Sowry's redemption game?
Who can know? The stakes are so high!

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Nah, fuck this amateur hour shit. Let's get a real game thread going.

surprise me nurse

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SIAKAM HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE PLAYING IN THIS GAME
>SIAKAM HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE PLAYING IN THIS GAME
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SIAKAM HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE PLAYING IN THIS GAME
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cuckam

shout out pascal siakam
man this nigga nicee

*loses by 30*

>3PM game

it's like they want us to lose

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he's playing, it's just nurse playing basic jedi mind tricks

plus if siakam puts up an inefficient effort in a loss, something like 20pts 9/22, he has a pre-made excuse shielding his brand and future contract from flack

Holy shit that old school CTV intro

>fredo
W H O ?

Even if true who cares he hasn't showed up all series

You now remember Andrea Bargnani.

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OFFICIAL MOST LIKELY TEAMS KAWHI GOES TO NEXT YEAR

1. Clippers
2. Lakers
3. Knicks
4. Nets
5. Celtics
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>9001. Spurs
>90000000001. Craptors

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Reminder That Embiid Owns Your Fuckin g Francise

Have your screencap keys ready. When the Rapties lose I want hundreds of pics of Kawhi's "I'm gone" face

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I'll take the over

It's the Clippers, no doubt about it.

I just want to see the leafs lose

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>le superstar leaves his successful small-medium market team to join a shitty big market team
why is the NBA like this

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>lin upgraded to probably
FUCK ITS OVER SNAKESBROS, NOT LIKE THIS

>these delusions of grandeur

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Fact is, the only thing preventing Toronto from getting FAs is commie tax rates

GET THAT
MONEY

GET THAT
MONEY

GET THAT
MONEY

no fuck you

>successful

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That and also the fact that no one wants to play there.

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Refs are Tony Brothers and Marc Davis. They're the best at fixing games right.

vegas has raps as favorite FAGGOT

unmatched. whomever silver's crystal ball has chosen, there is no other

>Kawhi already booking his flight to LA

what is nurse going to do to fix the manlet bench?

Anyone got a stream brothers? It's late here and im watching from bed

Gasol better step up tonight or I'm going to have to delete this filename.

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SIAKAM PLAYING

Wrong, Toronto is one of the best cities in the league for young rich niggers. But nobody is going to give up millions extra per year in taxes to be there

reddit nba streams friend

r nbastreams treebro

Dude, just go to /nbastreams/ on reddit and find a link that works, simple as that.

Filthy will be feeling themselves after game 3.

Raptors up by 15 at the end of the 1st quarter and crusoe to a win

Vegas doesn't take bets on anything that isn't settled on the field faggot

he has to fucking shoot when he's open

Was it Nick Nurse mindgames to fuck with the sixers gameplan or preemptive excuse making to shield siakam from blame?

Cheers

Amazing that people don't know this shit by now. I'd criticise you for spoonfeeding but my Yea Forumsutistic days are over

Is kawhi a top 20 player of all time? top 15?

online betting sites have raps as favorites FAGGOT

>this nigga sitting for the national anthem

So disrespectful

40

It's only spoonfeeding if you give him the link, but not if you point him to the right direction.

This kino Lowry biography got me teary-eyed

Fucking canadians.

>probballreport.com/the-myth-american-athletes-pay-more-tax-in-toronto-blown-away/

>sad Lowry backstory

Wtf I want Toronto to win now

not even top 100

It's mathematically impossible for someone as soi as Nick Nurse to be a successful leader of men

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT NAVDUNK IS IN THIS DAY AND AGE?!

yeah fuck him

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>j*ts fans
not even once

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>espn playing Shook Ones
TORONTO SHOOK BASED ESPN

Wrong, top 25 if his career ends today

*sings your anthem*

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Best team in the AFC East current year

Why do commentators make it a point to state who does/doesn’t stand for the anthem?

George Gervin was way better and he’s not even top 30 most likely

Fuck this gay earth

Hey look, Lowry is still playing.

Strap in

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Is Siakam out?

It's weird how all the series are 2-1 and none are 3-0 or some other number.

Siakam is in Embiid looks injured

Neither you nor I have ever watched Gervin play but it's pretty obvious he was shit and he would be worse than Danny Green in today's NBA.

Do they? Thought it was a rule that they had to stand anyway
You'll forget he's there in a couples minutes

of course siakam was going to play today. there was never a doubt. it was a weak attempt by toronto to get philly to forget about preparing for siakam.

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Meanwhile Brett Brown is screaming at his assistants right now and throwing his clipboard down for some reason.

>Hey the second most important player on the Raptors is listed as doubtful
>Let's pretend he doesn't exist!

embiid owns your fucking franchise

learned a lot from popovich i see

Raptors players pay the most taxes in the NBA dumbfuck, more than 6% a year above TX FL TN amounting to millions per year on a max deal.

Learn facts faggot

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u mean what philly does every series?

NBA TOP 25

1. Durant
2. LeBron
3. Giannis
4. Embiid
5. Kawhi
6. Harden
7. Davis
8. PG13
9. Jokic
10. Dame
11. Curry
12. Kyrie
13. Butler
14. Kemba
15. Griffin
16. Beal
17. Gobert
18. CP3
19. Oladipo
20. Middleton
21. Horford
22. Simmons
23. Westbrook
24. Klay
25. Aldridge

How the absolute fuck is Embiid so soft? His body is always getting fucking hurt, whether it's him being fat and tired or his back or his foot or his knee or his fanny or some dumb made up shit so he doesn't have to play. What a bizarre specimen

yeah and if you that up it gives you 12, and how many jurors did sit on o.j. simpson? 12. and how many years passed between the 2004 and 2016 olympics? 12. connect the dots. stay woke.

Does Hubie Brown have Parkinson's?

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>Learn facts faggot
>dismisses a source
holy fucking cringe. american education system is failing us lads

Yes Siakam is 2nd and Kawhi is 5th

Read the article dumbass.

I'm smaht

He a bitch, lmao.

got my ketchup cake fresh out of the oven just in time to watch my Rapties

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embiid is legit day-to-day because of knee problems he has had since the all-star break

Kemba is better than Dame and so is CJ Mccolum

definitely seems like it, really wish that old fuck would retire

Dude is 85 years old wtf is he doing calling games. Any day now he's going to get confused and say nigger.

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It's not normal for a human being to be 7-2 or whatever he is. Injury-free 7 footers are rare.

Fuck Embitch. Fuck Bitch Simmons. Fuck Jimmy Bitchler. Fuck Tobitchass Harris. Fuck JJ Redbitch. Fuck Bitch Brown. Fuck the city of Niggerdelphia. Fuck the city of Bitchass nigga love. Fuck Philly Cheese steaks.

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Oh no... what’s the frosting, user?

based and linpilled

UMMM LEAFS?

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KAWHI LOWRY AND SKAIM FINNA DROP 40 POINTS EACH WITH A BIG FAT L

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>Muh six year old """article""" that compares commie Canada tax same as commie California tax before Canada raised them even more

Literal negative digit IQ previously thought not possible

LETS GO

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nah, but he will probably say something like "darkie"

the raptors couldn't get anyone better than nick soiboy nurse?

You overestimate our shitty manlet team

Better win with those jerseys on

SIXIES

Mayonnaise

red yoshi

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did embiid just pinch kawii nipple?

The article compares Canada tax to Florida and Texas. Are you illiterate or something?

>this bass

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frosting for my Ketchup cake? that's a no brainer. Gotta go with my famous Mustard frosting.

Let's go Rapties!

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masai is an overrated retarded gm

like for our one season with kawhi we get some basedboi white cuck to coach SMFH

Can't wait to crush either of these faggots

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embiid owns Your fuckan franchise

Is Simmons of Arabic descent

snazzy unis, toronto. is this your "good luck" kit?

Terrible logo, Sixers

thought i was watching chappelle show

Negro and Caucasoid mix. Australia is involved somehow,

how many trippie dubbies will my boy Big Ben drop?

no thats the drake black and gold

embiid goes for the fuck you block every time

Black Dad, White Mom

Fuck Embitch.

You're more fucked than >us

sweep begins now

>disrespecting the snake
that will cost them

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He goes for the foul evertime. Occasionally it gets called.

HOLY SHIT THATS SCARY

EMBIID JUST KILLED 4 PEOPLE

EMBIID IS GUARDING SIAKAM IN THE CORNER
DRIVE FAGGOTS

I would think one at most.

WE LEADING LADS. THIS ISNOT A DRILL

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...

you gonna cry? piss your pants?

Raptors have already won tonight, see ya in game 5 Philly.

THIS IS IT BROS

LOWRY WOKE UP AFTER 6 YEARS

Who did Tony Brothers put his money on today bros?

based fat piece of shit Lowry will lead my Rapties to victory today

Lowry > Curry. change my mind

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>LOWRY

Rapties want it more. This one is OVER ladies and gentlemen.

Was trading JV a mistake?

Like I said before. This feels like a Loss. Lowry will have his lone good game

>nigger level stupid itt

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oh wow nick nurse submitted a fake injury report on pascal amazing 4D chess by the goat coach of nintendo switch

Just bet the rest of my bankroll on sixers -2

Let's Get It

K LOW 60 PT GAME INCOMING

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LOWRY ANGRY GAME CONFIRMED

will lowry keep this up or turn to his normal shit status

dah fuck

lowry's got something to prove

yep, obvious script. this is going to 7 100%

Fuck Philly and Fuck America

Lowry dropping 35

Why are so many sports fans such prisoners of the moment? Lowry will miss his next 10 shots cap this.

All that matters is who Tony Brothers wants to win.

U mad but we both know Brett Brown is stupid enough to fall for it

refs will help toronto to a win today. the nba has ordered this.

>Toronto
>state
>american education

5 Minutes ago THere wasn't a single leaf on Yea Forums that didn't want VV to start over Lowry. Now they're dickriding him like he's always been their favorite lmfao

Fuck Embitch

>the state of Toronto

hell yeah

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lowry finna drop 8 on 24% shooting

LOWRY FINNA DROP 49 POINTS 18 REBOUNDS AND 12 ASSISTS

he's all pumped he made a wide open 3 lol

You mean the coach that did it with Embiid against the nets?

>Nigger detected

wtf is jock tax?

>nba ordering zero advertising dollars
Wew lad

he dropped 35 fries at mcdonalds today, but they gave him another order free of charge.

holy fucking yikes does Lowry really see less than his half of his agreed salary? no wonder nobody goes to Toronto as a free agent, you have to be sentenced there by trade

VV has been way worse the Lowry this series. We want LIN-KUN

a toronto fan's memory goes back exactly five minutes so that makes sense

Egg_Hair_Smells_Nice

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, highway robbery

I remember when I went to Canada, a cashier was fucking INCREDULOUS that we dont have 2 dollar coins. Bitch why the fuck would I even want a 2 dollar coin? “Eh theyre loonies and toonies eh eh eg” shut the fuck up. Take your gay cartoon money and shut the fuck up.

watching matt and jack for the first time in a while and damn I hate these niggas

Yeah you think he's not stupid enough to fall for a trick he has done 2 weeks ago?

Imagine living in a city that’s claim to fame is a fucking bell

Based Lowry paying for my healthcare.

In who do I drop 100 euro? Raptors?

what about rocky and brotherly love

I actually really like the Iphone advert you got over there

Fuck you, Jack is the goat

Imagine living in a city named after a cream cheese.

Who wants to live in a country where it's snowing 6 months a year?

kawhi getting too emotional. i miss this robotic nigga

imagine living in a city that is completely irrelevant because it's placed in a country that constantly lives in the shadow of the country to the south of it

damn Phila are disrespecting Siakam's corner and it's paying off

does toronto even have a claim to fame?
everyone knows it as canadian city #375

Ffs Pascal you couldn't have been injured for real?

GO RAPTIES

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Sick Embiid confirmed

> literal subhuman leaf

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BASED

Where does Kawhi Leonard play basketball in 2020?

Nah, the snakes are just fucking garbage and will be exposed tonight.

>SiaKLUNK

there's that tower and drake lol

>ABC Commentary praising SIakam's 3 as he bricks it
Explain

2 point lead in the 1st. It's over.

>there are 375 cities in Canada
Not even close bud

should I get a double double from timmies or mcdicks at halftime bros?

baset

Tobias gets quiet buckets, it's a difference maker

>Lowry finally gets his shit together
>Siakam can't make a corner 3 to save his life now
Just blow this shit up

we have 2 dollar bills which is based

Reddit dropping 7 threes tonight.

>2 will be in OT, stay woke

OH NO NOT GREG MONROE

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why are the restaurants in montreal so much better than toronto

tell me why I shouldn't report you RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I think Canada and the US have different definitions of what makes a city

both of these gay teams are so fucking unlikable, who is a neutral fan supposed to root for?

whats wrong with memebiid, he looked like he had the shits again

>sixers fell for the Siakim is injured smokescreen

lmao we should say kawhi is injured next so they don't prepare for him. Dumb idiots actually thinking we'd tell you if one of our stars was injured

>(((media))) excessively praising an African
You would think sixers of all fan bases would understand

Jock tax is a way to Jew """greedy""" athletes while owners pay zero tax

What is this picture supposed to prove?

Lowry bout to drop 40 on these fuck niggas

kahwi on it

they never said "Wow what an athlete" as Embiid misses a dunk

Multiculturalism. Hate it all you want but other cultures make good ass food

floptors, jesus christ

And Michigan isnt even a low tax state, difference is even greater in FL TX TN

today i will remind them...

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he needs to drop about 40 pounds before he can do that

Gotta get Ibaka going

Funny because ours has praised Embiid endlessly for missed dunks

Yep. Toronto 145-Philly 84

SCRIPTED

Well gg I guess

Raptors. More butthurt when they win

NURSE MADE ADJUSTMENTS. HATERS WHERE YOU AT

Good job Danny lock that fucking baseline up

>calling your fan park "jurassic park"

Move this damn franchise or blow it up already

>Refs calling flops as legitimate fouls
Based Reftors got their Home Court back

Danny Green flopping like a pro

You don't understand English. Understandable since you came to my continent on an inflatable raft from Punjab or Hong Kong to be a drain on society

>Raptors turnover
SNAKES WIN BY 50

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHA EXCUSES ALREADY

>Refs keep calling flops as legit fouls
RAPTORS WIN BY 50

>the Seventy Missers

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well, refs want a good series

OH NO NO SIMMONS NO NO NO NO

Sixers back to being trash

Gasol is my boy. I remember playing NBA Jam with him and Kobr on the Lakers and It was the dream team

monroe is so bad

The state of philly

this faggot announcer sounds like Joey Wheeler

The difference this game? my raptie isnt shooting 30% from the field. Hope you enjoyed the anomalies

Sounds like the leafs during games 2 and 3

this series is much less fun when the raptors are winning

RAPTORS BIGBALL

yo this Ibaka for Siakam substitution is making nurfs look like he can hang with the popovich coaching tree

>SHITSERS
OH NO NO NO NO *wheeze*

A FUCKING YEAR

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Oh no we're gonna lose.

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THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

>The Seventy Shitters

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He based

its a tax you have to pay for every game in a location you play at. if the raptors go to nyc to pay the knicks he has to pay nyc taxes for that one day there. then if they go to charlotte the next day they have to pay whatever state tax the state of nc charges people.

Monroe is trash

>MOOSE
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Simmons lol

>FVV IN

RAPTORS FINNA LOSE

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embiid is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embiid HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY


MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!

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nice defense, kawhi

is this the series where each team takes turns being shit chokers?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JIMMY SAVE US

Just revolted imagining the American creatura typing this in his mom’s basement

f for my Belguim brethren

>I just want to be like the Canadians
Typical American wanting to be us

Raptors are getting such good looks. What else can Nurse do?

It’s not his fault Green and Siakam are bricking wide open shots.

Blaming the coach is the most pleb scapegoat.

The real test is when kawhi sits for Lowry and embleed comes in

Fuck Embitch.

This nigga finna have a stroke

Just woke up, nice to see my boy Lowry feasting on these bitches

I guess Tony Brothers bet on my raptor today lads

BASED

Does Jimmy Buckets need more help?

Dad is going to be pissed when he finds out his son got the house banned from Yea Forums.

embiid is the most overrated player in the NBA, wow

SPICY P AND LEONARD ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILLY AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
They’re playing like it’s a pickup game, fucking doing meme dunks

Leonard is making embiid HIS FUCKING BITCH

Imagine getting DUNKED ON this hard

HAHAHA
AHAHHAAAHA

THE 76ERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE RAPTORS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the 76ERS are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the 76ers might be the worst NBA team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO PHILLY fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSELVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY


MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT PHILLY ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE NBA FINAls!.

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just sit back and enjoy the only non-memechucking series this playoffs

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shut the fuck up lmao

Needed that timeout. He needs to instill confidence in the team.

Fuck, didn't even report him. F

owners have to pay nerd tax though

digits Kawhi stays

why are leafs so insufferable?
they got fucking destroyed last game and they all left in groves to cry and commit seppuku
now they're up 9 in the first quarter and they're all taking a massive diarrhea doodoo on this thread

Based fucking Sean

Complaints are about his in game management not his playbook

Hello, let me speak to the head of the ref crew in Philly. Yes, hello, so far so good. You are executing the plan as expected. We are going to make sure this thing goes 7 games. Thank you.

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>Van Vleet and Lowry together
pls play McCaw nurfs

we're in the manic-shitposting phase right now. in about an hour we'll see craptor fans return to utter despondency

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Lowry is such a chubby little bitchboy lmao

You think about us even when we aren't around? Sounds obsessed to me.

Ill shit on them but I find their posting style pretty hilarious desu

But Denver and Portland aren't playing atm

*kneels*

learn 2 code

Tony B is the underdog champ, and guess what, after that shitty g3 raps are the slight dogs now

My Celties would bootyblast either of these teams.

This image disturbs me

BIGS DON'T SHOOT 3S

Gotta keep running the offence through butler. They look better.

76ers logo should be a turkey. ben frank rolling in his grave

yea i spoke too soon

Lol it's only a 6 point game. Raptors are getting bootyblasted the rest of the game.

everyone falls for literally ever embiid pumpfake
i'll never understand it

FVV is literally negative offense

>leaves shitposting
>check series score
>2-1 philly

why are you bragging about being down in the series?

imagine how trash the Sixers would be without Jimmy. probably wouldnt even be in the playoffs

Those teams are full of shooters

DRIVE.TO.THE.FUCKING.RIM.

>Ibaka on Embiid
HOW MANY TIMES UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON NICK YOU STUPID FUCKING SOIKEK

Embiid realizing Jokic is the best center in the league so he tryna get as thicc

PASCAL YOU CAN'T SHOOT 3S STOP FUCKING TRYING

Philly always gets these random ass niggas that kill in the playoffs. This year its Mike Scott and Ennis, last year it was Belinelli and Ilyasova. Fuck

siakam not hitting anything

HOLY FUCK SIAKAM

Sixers are literally sagging off Siakam in the 3pt line now, sad!

REFRIGERATED LEFTOVERS P

>Suckam

>absolute state of Icocka

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based Nurse cursing Siakam with his little stunt

Feels nice knowing Lakeys are getting Butler or Kawhi after this series.

lmao imagine having Siakim and Lowry as your second options

LOL

This was our pitch to Kawhi fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based /turkeys/ poster

>SIAKMEME

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ennis is a straight baller though. Anyone who watched him in houston knows this

Calm down my fellow Rapties, we have this. :)

Crusty P

James "literally Jimmy" G Buckets

In all the games Ive seen since he got drafted I unironically have never seen Ben Simmons taking a single shot. How can a player this limited survive in the era of shooting???

Skaim playing like Lowry....

Why did Van Vleet pass up a wide open 18 foot pull up?

thank fuck McCaw is in

butler isn't leaving dude
his camp discussed resigning with elton brand as soon as he was traded. i don't know why pundits act like he would actually leave

Would you prefer to push our weather or our taxes?

scott is good for at least 2 stupid fouls per game

>le pump-fake three and drive to the hoop man

jesus christ van vleet do you even know what the paint looks like? drive, you scared nigger

Embiid thinking he's too good

BBIQ

Embiid pump fake is the most effective in the league now that Wade retired.

STOP PLAYING THESE SHITTY MANLET LINEUPS YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

everyone calm down, Lowry's checked back in.

Embiid is trash, how many times will he repeat that one trick?

It defies all conventional logic.

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Siakim got that real raptor blood in him. They are geniuses and unearthing complete fucking chokers

These 3p shots are so gross

Bullying manlet point guards is the next level beyond shooting meme 3s.

kek

Delon Wright wouldn't do this to us bros....

Should I buy a P'zone?

Bigs 0-7 from 3. Do we figure this out after we get another loss or will Nurse make in game adjustments?

I miss them so much...

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The Raptors are leaving even though they're fucking atrocious, imagine if their shots actually land. It's gonna be a bloodbath.

>winning by 11
>sub in the manlet lineup
nick...

breaks defensive guards causing a collapse for him to pass out of. No one can stop him slicing into the paint. he will more than likely pass out but your d will give him looks throughout the game. He is elite when he doesn't turn the ball over

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RINGING

demars up there unless its in the clutch.

Once it fails a couple of times he just starts draining 3's

Why?

PLAY LIN YOU RACIST

If Simmons could shoot even just 40% from open 2s is he the GOAT?

He literally has no reason to be guarded outside of about 10 feet but he still puts up NUMBERS

kawhi wouldnt wear a gold bra matching his raptors uni....

Yeah those Jersey's were saucy, holy fuck

What are the Raptors doing when Kawhi leaves? Suicide? Stop watching the NBA?

People saying there are 4 elite teams in the east but I'm not convinced by any

Just give golden state the chip already

>everyone memeing about pump fake
>it always works
what did they mean by this

reminder that Vince Carter is a Hawk for life

IGGLES SIGHTING

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Jimmy really needs to be telling Ben to shoot threes, not Embiid

>If Simmons could shoot even just 40% from open 2s is he the GOAT?

Probably yeah

Siakam fucking SUCKS lmao

Tanking for 5 years straight

bruh curling is our shit. you arent on that wave yet, and thats okay, but you are out your damn mind if you think NBA is the premier sport

FUCK MEMESHOOTING

Told everybody before the series he was gonna fold.
It's instinct from players if somebody is open you want to contest the shot. Good on Embiid

n-no please stop raping us, Godbiid
:_:

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Why is /nba/ so retarded? Of course if a team scores more points than the other team they win. The Sixers went 4 minutes without scoring. Monroe missed wide open layups, and if they made their points in the paint then the Sixers would be winning in a bloodbath.

Shots aren't landing. Got a bad feeling for toronto all of a sudden.

flash your rings in brothers' face mccaw dont let em bully you

>DeFrozen

Jonas would make Embiid his sissyboy cock slave in this series

forcing players to do shit they're not good at is fucking stupid. That's how you get Lonzo Ball. There's a time and a place for improvement and it's called the offseason

Bro holy fuck youre making me want a Pzone

why didn't masai trade for jrue?

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They'll have capspace in 2020 off-season after Gasol and Lowry come off, so they can bid on Horford and Hayward.

Basketball gods wanna see Kawhi vs KD. They’re not teaming up

Lebron would bootyblast both of these shit players.

respect nurse for finally putting those lineup experiments to use

The Pelicans said they're not trading Jrue

literally nobody covers him beyond the three point line. It cannot be that hard

tall long and has speed to dribble by the defense

fucking finally you tubby spic

He’s going to win MIP this year, what the fuck are you talking about retard

Lin is worse than trash

Umm actually the greek fraud is coming home

based reddit

Should've played McCaw from the start of the series

nurse needs to play lin over vanshit

BLOCKED

Iblocka

Kawhi is their fifth best player, injury prone and not getting younger, signing him would be a huge mistake

sloppy fucking playing.
god damn iblocka

this
build around pat mccaw

>not trading an injury prone player at his highest value when AD is 200% on my lakies by summer

How can we be so bad at meme chucking

WE'RE SURVIVING NO KAWHI MINUTES BROS
BASED MCAW REPLACED VV

Ennis thinks he's in the Big 3 lol

That turnover miss from philly

Fuck Embitch.

Embiid knee hurting tho. Watch his face.

uh oh

jesus embiid is scary

JOEL EMBIID IS MY FAVORITE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER

Should've done it immediately.

It's unbelievable that the team isn't forcing him to be more aggressive. Lebron was also a really bad shooter but Cleveland let him chuck until he became passable. Maybe it's the fact that Philadelphia is a playoff team so they can't afford to develop players but rather have to adjust to their strengths. That could significantly limit Simmons in the future.

Will leafs disappear once the raptors lose? One can only hope

Bros how are we so ass from 3?

gonna maybe shit your pants?

What could the Lakers possibly offer the Pelicans that would make them give up AD?

fuck it bros, I'll see Alladin

won't pay for it though lmao fuck disney

I'll keep supporting our Canadian hero, Stephen Curry

Fuckkng hubie brown
Cannot
Fucking
Pronounce
Redick
Every goddamn time he calls a sixers game
Why has nobody told the old man it’s not pronounced Riddick?

Anyone else feel like McDonalds has gone really downhill lately?

I really hate JJ reddit. Only good for 1 thing and pushing the white guy spot up shooter stereotype.

>injury prone

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In the entire Raptors history, they’ve never been a reliable or 3-driven team. I don’t care what 3 FG% says or what individual stats say. They have never been a 3 team.

Play lin you white piece of gaycunt

Nah we'll be bandwagoning my raptor west (blazies)

his shot doesn't even look that bad form wise. he's just scared to shoot

How many would Wilt have scored so far in this game?

THIS

Complete the choke, Nurse!

Lakerfags are fucking delusional

>Jurassic Park
Turbo Cringe

A ton of Americans pronounce 'e's like 'i's, particularly people the Carolinas and Georgia.

you now remember the Toronto Maple Leafs

Gonna get clapped by the Warriors

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Is there a food chain in the West that sells relatively good philly cheesestakes?

Need a halftime snack

>Lebron was also a really bad shooter but Cleveland let him chuck until he became passable.
Lebron was a 33% shooter from the three in Cleveland years, below league average but hardly "a really bad shooter."

Is Danny Green elite?

Danny green playing like compete trahs the entire series. What the fuck is wrong with this dude he's wide open half the time

>bandwagoning a team with no Canadians

Stop criticising hubie you ungrateful shits

>timeout
Fuck these teams

Philly cheesesteak is just a subway sandwich.

>raptor west
>portland is more north than Toronto
???????????

tobi is so fucking bad

i'd rather have shamet

oh we boycotting danny green podcast

Lowry got Brett Brown shook ahahahahahaha
the shittiest all-star is forcing the the shittiest pop protege to react

WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY WOWRY

why does everyone have the confidence that they can hit Warriors-tier 3s and promptly embarrassing themselves by missing wide open shots

Fuck old white men. Where's Doris?

>team obliterator

>it's a Lowry and gasol episode
APOLOGIZE

t. never had a true philly cheesesteak

Is lin injured or something? does the coach hate him?

>West
>north
Are you retarded?

if you were in philly, you could run down to south street at halftime and get a philly taco

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Eagles would have won an owl so much sooner if they got rid of the trashcan that was McNabb.
Yeah I still don't understand what he does for the Sixers he just is such an awkward fit.

REMINDER THIS SIXERS TEAM COULD HAVE HAD JAYSON TATUM PUTTING UP NUMBERS TOO

THEY WASTED FULTZ PICK LMAO

He's barely okay nowadays, let alone elite.

You may not realize but they are west of Toronto too

>announcer bbiq
>”just make the shot”

Lowry takes most of their 3's and he doesn't even shoot near 40% in the regular season and becomes even more ass in the playoffs. Kawhi and Danny Green should be shooting most of them but they don't run their offense like that.

Fucking old black men, couple young'ins too

lin is simply not good

Another dildo convention in Toronto, surprised they're white tho

everyone can dunk better than the warriors lul

>was one of the best memechuckers in my high-school
>wasn't a viable strategy then so i lost interest and moved on to other sports
>memechucking is literally the only viable strategy nowadays
i was born too soon bros ...

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They're our natural allies as they also have a history of being a perennial 2nd round exit team

team unity player

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Had them from a lot of famous places like Geno's. They are just subs.

RIP

LOL

This is fucking disgusting.

Top 15 in the NBA, best player on the raps

Your mom bought all the black ones

Is that bread around the bread?

I find it really pathetic how they flooded the threads after the Clippers lost only to never return, pure impotent rage at the fact that they are doomed to continue missing the Playoffs for the foreseeable future. I cant wait to see Lebrons continued implosion next year.

Tatum sucks too

To be fair there's nothing else to say about this game, my raptor has missed like 10 wide open 3s already

nah he dribbles out some inside info once in a while
his d is still on point. he'll make two 3 pointers in the second half to finish with 50%

thats like saying "I didnt win the lottery"

Raptors sweep in 7

>ring worth less than kd's

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>quitting
weak mental desu

looks like pizza slices

it's a cheesesteak wrapped by a slice of cheese pizza

...

Wtf is wrong with green what's got him shook bros

Sounds pretty great to me

Yeah, the longer he waits to overcome that fear the harder it will be to do it.

Yeah but he was 29% in his first year, imagine if Cleveland decided to have him focus on playing inside instead of having him take shots with relative consistency.

Lebron was 18 his first year. It's just not comparable to Ben Simmons sucking at his 22 year old rookie season.

Just go into the paint everytime Monroe is in. Siakam could draw a foul from him everytime.

that'd be like buying all the tea in china

You know, I think Ibaka might be the biggest mental midget on this team of fucking dick chokers

Kawhi being so retarded rn