/147/ - Snooker World Championship Final

Their not easy to like as people but it's a genuine final worthy match up

You're getting exploited mate, do you live in some shit hole end of the country with no industry or prospects? Or do you live in the countryside

Cometh the hour
cometh the JUDD

Judd is likeable.

Judds hair is MC Escher levels of un-comprehendable

higgins is far more likeable

Is it four frames then the interval or five tonight?

why is it such a delight to my ears to hear hazel whispering

i disagree

>KUBOL
>ANOTHER KUBOL

KUBOL

I feel robbed of a KUBOL...S

Potting more whites than ISIS

anything you can do i can do better - higgings

I'm guessing 4, then interval, then 5.

WHERES JV GONE

If JV was commentating this session, we'd all be deaf by now

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DOUBLE CUE BALL GOING????

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you ever wanked to /r/gonewildaudio?

y-you ever taught yourself programming specifically to automate the downloading and archiving of /r/gonewildaudio porn because your willy enjoys it so much haha what

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fantastically low quality shop mate

BASED

I'm more of a repressed girls gone wild man myself

>tfw no more alwaysslightlysleepy

>/147/

>le comb it forward to cover the receed man

basically me really but im trying to shave and style rather than JUST like judd does

Where can I watch this in the third world?

giniko.com/watch.php?id=190

Trump is like a demon who feeds on the clapping, notice how he gets impetuous when he gets clapped and shakes like an addict who is denied his fix when he misses

A true entertainer.

Have a few of hers.

They come and go (which is why archiving is important). Nothing more nightmarish than gearing up for a wank only to find an entire library of audios wiped out because the girl got doxxed.

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I see him as a warning. I can still get away with a bit of hair going forward, but at one point it will become JUST and I don't want to cross that line. I'll have to acknowledge my hairline soon.

ok boys just took my third dump today and i finally feel relaxed

C E N T U R Y

Literally unstumpable

NAWTY

Kek

N A U G H T Y Trump

How can one man be so NAWTY

2nawty4me

BASED TRUMP

QUIET PLEASE

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TRUMP ACTIVATED

Turn out riggen's money has been on a ludicrous amount of centuries in the final all along

Best thing ive ever seen

BASED SHOWMAN TRUMP

Absolutely GOAT. The people's champion! A TRUE ENTERTAINER!

It is definitely not a shit hole but it is in a more countryside area. It is a unique business in the area. I don’t think I am capable of being able to earn more anyway, I think it is fair they are giving me a job in the first place

ALPHA AS FUCK

I told u fucks shitting on trump, truly naughty snooka

Fackin nawty

What an imperious magisterial man mountain he is

RIGGINS SEETHING

VERY NAWTY AHAHAHA

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Long pots with the cue/object ball close are the best shots.
They're also the only ones I'm actually quite good at.

After that frame, is trump now officially /ourguy/?

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seriously great final already

You can work on my backhand, Hazel.

My dude, I know some literal know-nothings who make double and triple what you make and will continue to do so for the rest of their career.

Don't put yourself down as you're probably better than you give yourself credit for.

Is the rig in?

*CRACKS*

Everyone was shitting on the finalists but this quality

>Riggins going for the long pot
Stop trying to make it happen, John

off by one

he leaves after each frame, I don't know why

He always has been la.

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>everybody getting excited after single le nawty snookah
he's still a balding fraud that's about to get exposed soon

QPOWER

Gotta consult his Russian handlers la'

Apply more hairspray

It was never out

checking the latest odds

Eurosport have got Trump's wang in their gullet. I might have to cue up some 80s music on YT.

you gotta see this guy

"I didnt think it was real, i was just playing along with it"

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Checking the odds

Seething.

wish I had someone alcohol in

have 2 bottles of fresh orange juice in the fridge, would love a large screwdriver or 3 getting cosy with this match

>[Fdom][Good Boy][forced orgasm]
>[Incest][Virginity][Impregnation]

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Have sex

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Dennis is doing his best to fellate him on the BBC.

We were expecting "another JT special" a moment ago.

go the shop at the break like a civilised person.

dont have a car so its a 45 minute round trip on foot

would strongly consider it if I wasn't working the bank holiday tomorrow

Is anyone else here unironically /lifelong/ Selby supporter?

/lifelong/ as in from 2007 WC

But they probably have social skills

I have a nice refreshing gin&tonic

GWAN RIGGY

good final so far. Hoping it stays close the entire match

volafile org /r/wt0qra78

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get a bike lad

what part of selby ya from mate?

for me its the glutes

reporting in
supporting higgins today though

I love safety autism so I am

FUCK BRUMFP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

when does ronnie play?

Surely the ref moved the red there??

>Supporting Crooked John

>no wifey to hold hand with at the snooker and then go shopping for her new berghaus coat

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in a week

He’s from the same country and supports the same team as me Teemu. Have to support him.

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me

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Literally all I want is handholding, cuddling, and all that gay, lovey dovey shit with a qt girl.

Stop bullying me...

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iktf

Based. 8 titles in a row for the bhoys now!

Is snooker popular in Bosnia fren?

>same amount of balls potted in the tournament
K I N O

Not at all fren

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It's not a Bosnian it's a UK immigration official trying to convince Bosnian muslims to move to London.

Odds on that I wonder...

Trump's an absolute shitter

Unbelievable he could be about to go 2 up here. Very undeserved

The sneaky cunt

t. mouth breather who hasn't watched the match

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The rig is in

If anyone has been a shitter the last few frames, it's Higgy

Trips confirm

JOHN YER A DISGRACE TO SNOOKA

They’re just as British as you and me, racist.

Shut up you little cunt. You know nothing about this sport.

What's your highest break? Bet you've never even made a 30+ before lmaoooooo

Let's be honest here only manlets are backing Riggins.

Used to go swimming at New Parks leisure centre so i'm obliged

If Drumpf gets a few ahead, it's hard to see J'iggins catching up.

Are you the thread black fella?

I don't know who's rigging who anymore

Why? He was four behind against Robertson and Gilbert?

Stop fucking smashing it you daft bender. You're the good safety player, play safety nonce

I would do all that when it was just the two of us, but never in a crowd because i never forgot what it was like to be alone.

Riggins is the master of winning games from seemingly unwinnable positions, the cunt.

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Five against Gilbert

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Quieten down please.

Fuck you

>biggins sinking the long pots
>jedd winning the tactical battles
not the final I was expecting

Put your trip back on 190-

Trump looks like he's ready to reel fames off quicker and easier than Gilbert and Robertson, plus it must be wearing even on Mr Granite to keep finding yourself behind match after match.

this frame is pretty good

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There's Higgins

Good, finally some safety autism

GWAN RIGGY
RIG THE FRAME

>the absolute state of higgins's long potting

AW'D YA SWALLOW FREE HUNDRED FAASAND JOHN

that will be 300k

USA USA

Trump's so based

FS JOHN

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>with a qt girl
You want that on your own private plane too? You high-maintenance entitled piece of shit. Get yourself an uggo and be happy. That's how I roll (except they don't like me back, but I'm making a speech here). Hot girls know nothing of how it feels to be unwanted; there's a soulmate for you out there, and I can guarantee, she is exactly as hot as you are. So she probably looks like a fucking boot. Accept this, and treat the boot like a princess, because she is your soulmate and that is what she deserves. If you're not willing to do this, then I am glad you're alone.

I agree

FUCK BLUMPF

What is a comprehensive /147/ list of all the snooker player's monikers?

WERE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND RIGGINS WILL PAY FOR IT

Don't make me regret rooting for you Riggo...

Sorry, but you can't say that word anymore

Where the FUCK can i watch this for free

on bbc.co.uk you nob

BBC you moron

Pay your license fee ya cheapskate.

feels bad, man. Trump always wins in the end...

BBC sport

If you lie when the BBC site asks whether you have a TV licence, can they get you?

the rozzers are on their way

Youd expect that this will finally be trumps year. I hope Higgins does it though. IF it wasnt for Trumps haircut atrocities over the years i might have warmed to him..

They know in advance.

apologize

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your ip has been tracked and we are on the way

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*tyre screeching in distance*

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Aye youl have a black mi5 van pulling up outside.
Legit anwer. No.

Based Fred Davis

Nick Knowles and Matt Allwright will come round and fuck you up.

>Legit anwer. No.

Even /147/ has a mole.

What are the most kino tournaments to watch?
I've only been watching the world tournament for the past 3 years, feel like I'm missing out on some good stuff.

Wish someone was autistic enough to make a compilation like this for the /147/ threads

But the qt crossfit girl at the gym just asked me out. And I'm freaking out because I've got absolutely no experience with girls and it's a miracle I haven't already spilled my spaghetti all over the floor.

FACKIN THATCHER

>brown ketchup

What the fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VuU1GT6Mv3Q

masters is 2nd best

Just go with the flow mate. Your ancestors for thousands and thousands of years before you managed to do fine with women, why should you be any different?

Master, UK Championship, and [spoiler]shootout[/spoiler] are the other big tournaments.

Just bee yourself :)

All tournaments are kino. Stick around, fren.

>what is brown sauce

question time looked comfy back in those days

v. based old man there. He saw what was coming and couldnt have been more right

>tfw seeing crowds full of people actually wearing suits

better times

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I know that lad but I've never heard it called brown ketchup before. Is it a souf thing?

>24-16
I wish we could go back to more frames being played.

Does Judd not have any civilian clothes?

maybe some BBC thing about brand names, I dunno.

No.

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Nothing stopping you wearing a suit on the daily lad

Gonna miss not knowing what happens here after /147/ ends
That and the bosniabro saga

Freaking Bazza, you can't keep getting away with it!

>drinking will never return

let the players have a pint for pity sake

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Davis casually shitting on all the hopeless alcoholics he supposedly "competed" with. Very based

it's kinda mind boggling how to try to scare you with those fake detector vans

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fucking chad, go away

I saw a "cctv enforcemnet vechile" near me the other day.
are those real?
very dystopian desu

Where I grew up, nobody paid the license and they wouldn't even send the patrol to follow up, as their car would get burnt

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Calm down Zeus or your going back to Britfeel

Did you know London has more CCTV than the rest of the world combined?

Stop with all these attention, people are already SEETHING

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It has more cameras watching than any other city in the world. But not more than the rest of the world combined.

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How is there no matchroom mob verse about riggins

bbctvlicence.com/Detector vans.htm

turns out there's something like 10 or 12 vans in the entire country

Lads how’s the final is riggins going to lose?

Anyways fucking hell this speed comedown is grim as fuck

Not even benzos are helping

Have you tried watching an Ebdon compilation?

What the shit happened to Higgins this last few frames?

How is that a free ball? Farcical decision

"Yes, I'm going to lose." - John Higgins.

Good luck mate

*wipes brow*
Phew
Glad I paid my TV licence

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It’s not even a sleeping issue

I just go from happy to really fucking angry loads

Trump will poo his pants

Can someone make jokes about Judds hair to cheer me up?

nonce druggie loser you should be ashamed

Need more John virgo memes lads I lost my folder
Fuck off neet. You got ran out of /britfeel/, even them mongs won't have you.

>Some information regarding TV detection technology was revealed as part of a freedom of information request made to the BBC in 2013, which included details of a search warrant. The warrant revealed that a BBC contractor had used an "optical detector" to reveal the possible presence of a TV.[10] The warrant stated that: "the optical detector in the detector van uses a large lens to collect that light and focus it on to an especially sensitive device, which converts fluctuating light signals into electrical signals, which can be electronically analysed. If a receiver is being used to watch broadcast programmes then a positive reading is returned." [10] The BBC stated that this was strong evidence that a set was "receiving a possible broadcast".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_detector_van#Operation

Just look at him

What do you call a 6'2 chad with thinning hair?

Can it detect a lack of a porn locense as well?

>strong evidence
that's why it's never been used in court then, the licensing goons are toothless as long as you don't let them in your house

So lads...

Where you from? Glasgow here.

I rarely ever have posted in /r9k/

Learn your trip lore

Know where me live? In a Manchester
High explosives In a da city centre
Blow up jd, marks and Spencers
Can't go a town fe go buy me trainers

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imagine using a tripcode, the fucking state of you

>3 frames ahead

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the more you reply the more he posts, just filter him

Its also just not financially viable for them to actively pursue when a few scare letters and scare stories in the news will work for most people.

>that's why it's never been used in court then,
well allegedly it is, but it's only used to obtain a search warrant, not for actual prosecutions.

If you hear a knock at the door you can just eat the telly

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The bbc jrumpf fellating is out of control

>Judd Trump didn't get a Crucible title until he got old and his hair fell out
haha

fuck off you cunts

Put your money on judd, Higgins is just getting trumps odds up then he's going to "crash" and trump takes the W
Believe me or not idc, someone will make money if they follow this advice.

NAWTY
SNOOKER

Trump looking solid here

Old shits cunts who are impressed by his muh smash technique

I've watched the BBC snooker stream by using VPN, I hope you lads won't tell anyone...
If you're interested I'll allow you to watch some prime Finnish tv dramas from YLE Areena by using the same gimmick.

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C E N T U R Y

Unironically the new World Champion and people's Champion!

when’s ronnie playibg lads

>96
if it hits 100 I bet it will never be beaten anytime soon

>watch some prime Finnish tv dramas
im good thanks pal I dont understand Swedish

>le ebic trickshots
seems disrespectful tbqh, match is still very close
gwan higs

Is balding burger king chad the hero Yea Forums deserves?

What a player

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What's Finnish TV like lad, are the dramas any good?

When your mum shits the bed.

APOLOGIZE

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*gets beaten next year*

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> floating rest

Not going to lie lads DRUMPF has impressed me. Entertaining final this.

>t. alain robidoux

why.jpg

Genuinely looks like the “after” photo of an ISIS fighter thats been shot in the head

>Ben Kingsley

Please stop making balding jokes thx

>when the club doesn't have a spider or swan

Juddst for Men

Unless that's hair dye, I guess.

>four frame lead
State of bbc commentary

Say what you will about the quality of play up until the final but this game has been top tier snooker from the beginning. Might salvage the tournament.

Anyone but riggins lads

Is this a nine frame session?

that's right jay

yeah, but they are not /ourguys/

Look mate the word is HIGGINS.

anyone noticed how polite john is to the ref. audibly thanks him at every occasion.

fuck every single ABH in this thread

he's top 5 to have ever graced the game and did nothing wrong, he deserves your respect

It's G, not Jay.

yes.

Mrs Riggins pls

Yes.

John is for some of us.

Top 3 easily.

I only watch sjukt lokal lokal-TV

Break down on 30? How much are you offering? - John Higgins

They're rather shite.

We've had shows like Emmerdale and Keeping up Appearances running for years in the telly.
So, thanks for the imports. I don't know what they'd be showing without them.

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me

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Sport is ultimately entertainment. He is not entertaining. He does not have an entertaining backstory. He fails at every reason this match is being televised in the first place. Unless he gets BTFO and we all share keks all round, he is the bad guy.

>Emmerdale

Jesus. At least with Hollyoaks you wouldve gotten your daily council estate slag fix

>Higgins

Because John is a nice bloke, unlike Trump.

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Might as well be

*sneezes*

Trump's nicer because he loses for free.

Settle down please

*generic iPhone message noise*

>retards still hating trump because hes trump

Based and red ball pilled

Ribery plays snucker?

fuck off you cunt

>trump has won 5 frames in a row

Surely riggins losing to are willo was penance enough?

Just went the shop to get Tyskie
Lots of otherwise would be young women in tracksuits buying beer / spirits etc
not gonna go full pol in a nice thread but something is wrong

anyway how was judd in the last frame? hes seems to really be doing well now

Cringe and brainlet pilled

>Tyskie
>not superior Lech

Ace in the pack!

Now our friend John, though the years have gone,
still performs like granite.
For the last three years, he's come quite near,
but not enough to win it.
When he hits a double, or even a treble,
his opponent thinks he's flukey
But John don't care, and he leaves his chair
"Ahm off ta see ma bookie"

Weak effort but it's the best I can do

riggins will miss his next shot.

Fuck drumpf

You're going straight out!

>working 9-5 in the call centre tomorrow, again, despite it being a bank holiday and will miss tomorrow's afternoon session

seething

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He was better than this frame.

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>have to stay awake and 'work' for 7 1/2 hours

Why work in a call centre?

the game is rigged and he still wins

GWAN JOHN

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dropped out of 2 (two) university degrees from 2 separate universities over a span of 6 years

gave up long ago

Apriciated fren

honestly just quit . nothing is worse for your health than working in a call centre

John "I'll miss the cue and you will have no clue" Higgins

I would rather work in a factory, or delivering pizzas

Start an appenticeship, shit pay for a year but it'll kickstart a career

> delightful

Trump getting zesty

kek

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That red holy fuck

This session belongs to Trump

That red was disgusting
What the fuck Judd you lunatic

Where do you look for an apprenticeship?

Same place you look for all jobs

>5-9
>losing 3 (three) finals in a row
Oh no no no

>tfw when trump will be an idol for kids growing up now.
I don't want to live in such a world.

>roaring applause to a safety before the object ball has even stopped just because it was swerve shot
>it's shit and leaves an easy opening
Why do they let plebs into the audience?

Holy shit, that Trump plays on an entirely different level.

Shut up Ali.

>Writing off John "Matchplay" "GRANITE" Higgins at any stage of a match

Don't worry, there aren't any kids watching snooker.

Higgins will win

Now that Alex has gone, Big Scottish John
Keeps the name of Higgins alive
But if you flash a wodge of cash
You can trust he'll take a dive
He told Mr Plod that the Russian mob
Had really forced his hand
But we're full of doubt, and that's why we cry out
"HOW'D YOU SWALLOW THREE HUNDRED GRAND?"

Hey Judd, don't make us sad
Take a bad frame and make it better
Remember /147/ owes you our hearts
Then you can start to play kubol better
Hey Judd, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and pot balls
The minute you let John under your skin
Then he'll begin to play it better
And anytime you miss the black, hey Judd, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Hey Judd, don't let us down
You have found colours now go and pot them
Remember let Seema into your heart
Then you can start to play it better
So pot the red and then the black, hey Judd, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Judd, you'll do
The movement you need is in your shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah
Hey Judd, don't make it sad
Take a bad frame and make it better
Remember don't let John under your skin
Then you'll begin to play snooker
Better better better better better better, oh
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Judd (repeat 15 times)

all the kids are playing fortnite mate, not snuckah

Riggins on the phone to his bookies in between frames before he gets the ok to start playing

CRACKS IN THE GRANITE

>loses on purpose to increase odds against him
>at the right moment put all the money on yourself
>goes out and plays properly
>easily wins frame after frame

The board at the job centre?

HOW'D JYA SWALLOW FREE ANDRED FAOSAND JOHN?

Just tucked into a pack of roast chicken hula hoops and there's no fucking flavour on them lads, they don't even taste like they've been salted

how many frames will they play this evening?

What's the biggest whitewash final?

serves you right, they sound disgusting. its salt and vinegar hula hoops all day for me

Kick your tv in and send them the bill

After winning the final in 2011, Higgins said that now he will attack Hendry's record. 8 years and three finals later still only 4 titles...

*sips*

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Really good

>doubting it's Trump's year

9

1989, Steve Davis 18 - 3 John Parrott

Everything according to plan so far.

>board

You live in the 70s? On those computer internet things they'll be advertised. Pick any moderate/big company and they'll have apprenticeships (they literally have to put funds into a pot to train apprentices which is just lost if they don't use it).

Does someone have the picture of Trump something out on twitter after someone said Ding had better cueball control?

All of them, non whites cant compete

That would never have happened if call centre user worked at the crisps factory.

Now old Jv
Is happy as can be
In the commentry booth
But after the shot,
You'll never guess what
With his excitement growing
He's out of his chair
And pulling on his hair
WHERES THE CUEBALL GOING?!

yeah I've got it

looking at right now in fact, really enjoying it and having a wee chuckle to myself

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THEY HAVNT EVEN BEEN SALLLLLTED

I'd love it if they did a new version of Snooker Loopy but with current players and commentators

>granite

>the state of higgins long potting

Riggins tomato face

lads...

You may think that he has lost his mind
The reality is JV is actually blind
When all you can see is darkness and fear
JV finds comfort in that little white sphere

anyone else about to fire up a zoot

based af actually

Colombia flag looks like something being waved around at a pride parade

Higgins is choking hard. I blame him for why we've had to hear Jrumpf's dick being sucked at every moment. Thank god for Hendry trying to balance the commentary.

He's just interested in Judd's whereabouts

What is a zoot

Hendry was a madman though, winning 7/9 finals is a record that will likely never be broken.

Hey, hey, hey, smoke weed everyday!

Cue ball went out in the semi’s to Jimmy Riggins

So we have Un-Nooh to thank, basically, for Trump becoming a world champion.

the absolute state of losing 3 finals in a row

m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2u-RJbSFcs

Slow thread, casuals left

it's a marijuana cigarette, more commonly known as a joint, spliff, or bifta

Alluring

Call centre user is going to be absolutely livid if there's no evening session tomorrow

It could've been Ding lads :(

*KATAK-TAK.PLOK
is this the correct trump potting sound effect?

Look here, B&M Bargains, /147/ is the home of friendly gentlemanly chatter

This is what Higgins does every match, though. He was five frames behind on three separate occasions in the semi-final, and he still won it. We won't know that Higgins isn't just going to win every remaining frame until he starts trying, at about 7pm tomorrow.

No it couldnt he simply isnt good enough

But consistently making 3 finals in a row when your 40 something is impressive. 4 world titles is not too shabby either. You do feel like he shoulda beat Williams last year tho..

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O G R E
G
R
E

my luck was used up just making it home in time for the deciding frame in Higgins vs Gilbo

>But consistently making 3 finals in a row when your 40 something is impressive
Absolute STATE of the younger players though

Oysters, Clams and Cockles
Cockles
Cockles

Granite slowly realising that he should've let our boi gilbo through

Nah, even Jesus wouldn't beat Williams last year.

Lets just hope theres no naked press conference this year if Judd wins. But we know there wont be as he seriously lacks anything regarding banter

It's like John only wants to win frames where he's loadsa snookers behind

would Dave Gilbert have come back to the table with Judd 71 ahead and having won the last 5 frames in a row?

Drumpf needs to do a rpmmie and shave his head overnight desu.

Someone please post the Virgin Sit picture of Trump next to his opponent.

Yes. It's less about winning the frame and about getting some table time.

dude, he is the bad boy of snooker and a true people champion
Alex Higgins - Jimmy White - Ronnie O'Sullivan - Judd Trump

Riggins getting absolutely memed on now

Gary Wilson would.

INB4 bbc start shilling about the pocket size again

>fucking magnets reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

One of these is not like the others

>naked press conference this year if Judd wins
Thanks for giving me nightmare fuel

Judds been using his RightSightTM in the practice room

Every 14 years God gifts us with a player that makes Snooker truly fun to watch.

Fuck you and your rigged bullshit, Riggins.

Your off the spectrum. I cant accept a champion with that hair and boring personality

Trump will win in the 3rd session.

>people's champion

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Judds hair gives him +3 to thin cuts

Based Judd. Riggins and Riggins apologists blown the fuck out.

Blumpf playing some great snooka here lads.

Don't worry btw, Trump has thrown in at least one absolute shocker of a session in every match so far

Will lose tomorrow afternoons session 6-2. Bookmark this post

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>Spaghetti wog seething about a sport his country has never been relevant in or even interested in

/147/ is truly based

might put a pizza in the oven desu

Judd just needs to shave it all off desu. It's coming off one way or another

He is great to watch thats true. Hairline or no

What kind of a pizza?

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>stealing my thoughts

cunt

Spinach

Betfred here
I have now informed our employee John Higgins that he may now win a frame if he is so able
We hope the snooker fans will appreciate this

Alex Higgins and Jimmy were balding too and Ronnie shaved his head, it's written in the stars

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I've been down on this WC, but Trump has been great today.

protip for shit crisps is adding knorr aromat seasoning

Put your head in instead

cheesey weesey pizza with a wee sprinkle of dried oregano before I pop it in

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cheese pizza

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No fluke
Just skill

THAT RED

My fucking sides

10/10

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BADBOY
BILLIARDS

D D K
D
K

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Yeah but HIggins and Jimmy had banter about them.Ronnie is Ronnie no explanation required.

v. based

you teaching English out there? hope you had a good easter

NAWTY FLUKE

>The Granite is crumbling

Just imagine going out drinking and doing blow with Alex and Jimmy

I can't see him coming back from this, honestly.

hes a lovely lad but hes not on this level

The balls are shaped like an anchor!

At the end of the day at least 69-75% of frames in this sport just boil down to who's got the better luck

Reminds me why I don't watch this semen slurping sport outside of the world championship and snooker shoot-out

based camera man

We're all Fluker Loopy

you're meant to be playing, john!

wrong opinion and retarded take

>Ref stands in front of the camera just before the cueball is about to slowly reach the object ball

How fucking good is Trump
Honestly it's ridiculous how many insane pots he's gotten in this session

jesus

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cheatins getting smashed lol

It's unironically his year

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WTF is judd actually good now or what

what pizza you got, i had a coop stuffed crust earlier

This is really uncomfy. Judd is going to fluke his way to a world championship against an opponent who doesn't even care enough to try

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100%fact

What should I tell the barber to get Judd's haircut?

Its very possible. No way trump can keep this standard up

young jimmy was absolutely kino

>fluke
/147/ seething

just fuck my shit up

Who is the worst player to ever win the WSC?

the one and only fit to eat with a 4-pack of cider

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>tfw he'll win tomorrow in the evening session super early so we'll get no comfy late night final posting

Just fluke my shit up

Why are these things always so mean on the cheese

Higgins looks like he's sat in the corner watching a man fuck his wife

Murphy

M&S, pretty swanky stuff

m8 the smoky BBQ chicken one is kino

Horace Lindrum

for the record, trump was always /ourguy/

Il be on TV with thousands and thousands of people watching make me look shit hot.
Ten minutes later hes walking out the barber like John Travolta in Saturday night fever with his new 10 quid haircut. It only cost 8 but he tips.

>7 frames in a row
>JUST

watching in bed :)

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Shaun Murphy, probably. That, or one of the old ones that nobody here has ever seen.

this is what i'm afraid of. At least give us a comfy night of snooker for the final session

Ebdon

Higgins off to the bookies to cash out.

Joe Johnson

Peter Ebdon. Terrible player to watch.

A good friend of mine would say Ebdon.

I never look like that in those situations. I'm normally pretty happy about it.

Genuinely am. Really fucking hate him. Hate Higgins too for being shit.

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>Judd wins with barely a session to spare
>Man City slips later on
Yea Forums gonna be seething tomorrow

yeah but he wasn't playing like this before.

>with that cue power comes great responsibility

Where the fuck is Riggins going after every frame

how will judd celebrate?

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grim

wait, is it actually hypothetically possible to win the game in tomorrows afternoon session?

New thread or will we survive this last frame?

bookies

This isn't going to a final session, is it?

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I'm sorry, but it's Dott.

He must take the call

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Pint with his brother

IT FUCKING IS

t. call centre lad

Be nice to Dotty.

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Not even hypothetical
He only needs 7 frames

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sure 7-1 for Trump or 6-2, depends who wins this frame

First to 18, 8 frames in the afternoon session. Drumpf doesn't even have to win all frames and he can still win in the afternoon session.

Clearly not, he got to another 2 finals

Yes, but last year Higgins had a comeback from 10-15 to 15-15. So expect another final session.

Is it true girls with big tits don't play snooker because their boobs will hit the balls and foul?

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He drinks a lot so that he'd have an excuse to go to the toilet and text the his bookie for instructions

Anyone other Brits keeping tabs on Naked Attraction? No, me neither.

The winner needs to reach 18 frames. If Trump wins this one, he'll be 12-5 up, so if he won another six frames out of tomorrow afternoon's eight, it would be possible. But that won't happen because playing like this is Higgins's whole MO and he always comes back and wins it from an unwinnable position. I can see Higgins winning literally every frame tomorrow.

What defines an unsuccessful safety and a successful one?

GWAN JUDD
PUNISH HIM

How difficult it is for your opponent to pot a ball

Nah, Higgins is done, I'm afraid.

New thread so we can keep posting til the early morning hours.

Successful safety no pot on

How hard it is for the opponent to hit the object ball (let alone pot it).

It's coming home.

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if opponent pots afterwards = unsuccessful safety
if he doesn't = successful safety

Do they have an easy path to hit a red and get back to baulk

Do they have a pot opportunity

If so it was unsuccessful

Just look at the tournament win. Getting to a final doesn't mean shit, ask John Higgins.

>the rubber breaks

>pulling out early

Does it force the opponent to forfeit the frame

Judds fucked it
Evening sessions back on lads

pecho frio

At 11pm, Channel 4 will have Sex Tape, a new series where couples film their sex lives and other couples watch the tapes to provide tips. It's basically Gogglebox under a duvet. It sounds like the worst thing ever created.

These are all subjective though. It has to be matter of fact to compile the safety success statistics
Thus is Probably best guess

Can't remember Higgins last pot

NEW:

Piss off you moron there's 5 fucking minutes left

when will Mums Make Porn be on Channel 4? you know, the one where they make porn for their children to watch?

I honestly have no idea if that's a real thing they make or not.

What are you talking about you crazy dutch bastard

Victoria Coren's Once More with Feeling book is pretty great. Basically her and a colleague hire prostitutes and make a shit porno

Its a real show. A bunch of mums making an 'honest porno' Something thats meant to relfect actual sex as oppose to the wank material you see on xvides

conveniently all black men and white women ofc

>>>
Best
Manga
Ever

>I can see Higgins winning literally every frame tomorrow.

cope.

But Morph plays