Official /turnleft/ at Dover thread: Monster mile of rain edition

ok.ru/live/1047082901212

Any chance we get this in

N

They got the dryers out before 2:30 so it's possible if the weather cooperates from here on. The mist that is falling is seriously going to slow the efforts though

wut happens now?

orange vahnilla coke!

round robin of all drivers playing tic-tac-toe

Unironically a perfect commercial for a perfect drink

Welp, if you can't brake, use your mate !

Race gets rescheduled to tomorrow at 12:30pm EST.

look at that pretty boy behind him!

>a perfect drink
All that shit is pure trash that should be consumed by nobody.

Tower told them to power down dryers and bring the drying equipment back. Rain has come back again for a shower but there's a bigger cell 60 miles out that would hit during stage one.

if they lose the track again it's over for the day

ya there's no way this shit happens today

Welp looks like I'll miss the race

is there any chance that they race today?

Track dryers are back out. They are up against the clock though.

are drivers gay bottoms?

Seems pretty slim

Attached: 1527554297101.png (186x260, 105K)

wet tyres when? the brits race on ovals in the rain

must be reasons m8

Bongs are dumb as fuck, though.

How long till green today or will it be tomorrow?

Concrete is drying fast. Air titans are focusing on the apron and pit road now it seems

Cars are being pushed to pit road

night race here we come!!!

Cars are being pushed to pit road. Looks like they are hoping to get it started but Radar is not looking good past stage 1.

Race start at 4:01 eastern apparently

Green flag in 20 minutes 4:01 PM if no further rain

>muh god

Attached: 82b.jpg (800x648, 197K)

there is no way the command this week lives up to last weeks'

fucking pathetic petty

GREETINGS RACE FANS!

All this waiting is sure to have you hungry, but Dover International Speedway (in conjunction with Americrown Service Corp, official vendor of all ISC properties) will gladly feed you until your happy!

Specialty concessions include, but are not limited to:

Delaware Destroyer
>Waffle-cut Idaho spuds, deep fried, then smothered in Americrown’s unique crab béchamel, Kraft sharp white cheddar cheese, locally grown scallions, Smithfield bacon, and of course Old Bay seasoning.

Fried Softshell Sandwich
>One Chesapeake Bay caught softshell Blue Crab, breaded and deep fried, then topped with arugula, corn relish, tartar sauce and served on a Martin’s potato roll

Jimmie Jam
>One hand former hot dog, made from Delaware’s very own RAPA scrapple, grilled and topped with fresh lobster chunks and a sweet apple slaw

Miles Stop ‘N Go Pork Rinds
>Bag of flash fried Smithfield Farms pork rinds dusted with Americrown’s own nacho cheese spice

Monster Mile Street Fries
>Waffle-cut Idaho spuds topped with Smithfield pork chorizo (diced into a sloppy joe mix), Goya pico de gallo, cotija cheese crumble, lime, mayo, cilantro, and crushed Nacho cheese Doritos

Pit Stop Southern Boiled Peanuts
>Planter’s peanuts, boiled in a pot of Americrowns special shrimp boil mixture, then dusted with McCormick cajun spice mix

Slingshot Scrapple Grilled Cheese
>Sliced RAPA Scrapple, Kraft American cheese, and one lightly fried egg between two buttered slices of Pepperidge Farm white bread

Sticky Icky Fried Rice Bowl
>Award winning Tyson fried chicken morsels, topped with freshly shaved vegetables, one lightly fried egg and Iron Chef brand General Tso’s sauce

The Ricky Bobby
>Fried Tyson chicken, covered in tradtional Kraft Shake and Bake bread crumbs, then topped with cole slaw and a buttermilk aioli, served on a Martin’s potato roll.

Turn 1 Delaware Half Smoke
>Smithfield Pork and beef link topped with Vlasic sauerkraut and a special Guiness beer mustard

Attached: EAE3C18C-82DF-4632-A7D4-8B632B633D7E.jpg (500x500, 68K)

i doubt anyone will come close to that this season

>no more based concrete carl
also winner roll

Attached: carl-edwards.jpg (700x395, 164K)

gimme an order of
>Crab Sandwich
>Rinds
>Fries
>Peanuts
>Rice Bowl
>Half Smoke
tyvm

ahem

FUCK BUBBA WALLACE AND DANIEL SQUAREZ

Attached: Richard-006.jpg (360x432, 45K)

softshell blue crab sandwiches are good stuff

>Multiple driver radios reporting heavy rain minutes away
Welp, see you cunts tomorrow

yeah looking at the weather report it's pretty clear this shit ain't making it anywhere near stage 2

Rain in 5

>DW talking about tripping right before the race starts
i will miss him so much

so (((they))) really were just starting the race as fan service and its going to be racing on Monday.

Maybe good news for Kurt, he was solid in practice, when the track was green

Need to start it up now for the vortex to take effect.

>mfw this doesnt even go green
>mfw we vortex theory now

Attached: 06D6344C-D258-4894-910B-2AE9A72A337A.jpg (634x423, 43K)

Rain all over the cameras. Race over, see you lads tomorrow

god where has nascar been all my life

>multiple people vortexposting irl
aight brehs see you tomorrow this race isnt fucking starting

Surprised there are that many people in the stands with weather this shit.

10 min to go in IMSA, go watch that instead

RIP Vortex

looks like it will be a nascar monday fellas

well they all came back out when they did the command and all that shit.

AIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW OFFICIALLY BOYS

>11AM monday race
is there anything more cringe and bluepilled?

Attached: 1511151339549.jpg (504x621, 27K)

POSTPONED

MONDAY 12:00 PM EDT

good thing I have three monitors at work. I'll be having NASCAR on one

getting paid to watch Kurt win sounds pretty gud

see you tomorrow lads

Attached: Kurt and Ashley.jpg (534x712, 71K)

can this thread last until noon on Monday?

Attached: austin-dillon-girlfriend-4.jpg (780x780, 71K)

I guess we'll just have to wait and see!

Attached: Dover.jpg (625x340, 43K)

late night bump

Attached: Dover.jpg (1000x664, 106K)

Attached: CxvCn4uWEAA_MTn.jpg large.jpg (1147x1536, 208K)

bump for 3 more hours

Its NASCAR at work Monday kids!

Attached: suicide lookin better and better.jpg (720x480, 35K)

Rolling for lap Larson hits the wall on

>thread still alive
Damn...impressive.

Time for round 2

>inb4 delay

how's the weather looking?

Yea Forums is a fucking graveyard

>"Unfortunately for race fans, more rain grazed the Dover International Speedway on Sunday afternoon and led to the postponement," according to AccuWeather Senior Meteorologist Kristina Pydynowski.

"There are no lights to let the race run after dark," AccuWeather Senior Meteorologist Alan Reppert added.

Wut? Dover has no freaking lights?

>Dover has no freaking lights?
Most tracks don't

Attached: Dover.jpg (3200x1680, 1014K)

Attached: 1528689905613.webm (1280x720, 2.77M)

papa smurf shut down, need stream

>Chad Keselowski

most bad ass stop ever?

fox sports go

it is pretty great

shitty streams for now
sb2.live/2019/05/monster-energy-nascar-cup-series-gander_5.html
yest.club/fox-sports-1-live/

>Race starts in 2 minutes
>tv showing basketball
The absolute state of Nascar

are the cars not running yet?

Larsons in car camera is not up

>nascar.com/drive

They do such a shitty job with "drive" you can't tell if it's supposed to be up or not.

just turned on fs1, cars aren't running yet.

cars are still in the pits, drivers are getting in

Today is his day lads

I can feel it

Attached: 2019-william-byron-625x340.jpg (625x340, 42K)

Country boy's back up:

twitch.tv/y_fp_ft

Cars on the track. Here we go.

cars rolling

>winningest

Attached: 1674537890.jpg (632x470, 63K)

>2006
>race gets rained out
>can't watch the race on monday
>have to sneak into schools computer labs and maybe catch 15-20 laps on trackpass before lunch ends

>2019
>work from home
>get to watch the entire race on 2nd monitor
>but it's shitty nuNascar with tons of aero and drivers devoid of any personality

>rookie supposed to carry Gordon's legacy
>hasn't won a single Monster Energy Cup race yet

>rookie
you pretty much responded to your own comment with the first word.

>Starts 2nd
>immediately drops to 4th on the first lap

OHNONONONONONNO

Attached: 2f7.jpg (601x508, 31K)

A lap here is 22 seconds.

P8 is 8 seconds behind.

Very real chance the leader might lap the whole field.

Attached: 1533343185841.webm (1268x704, 859K)

>mandated caution
oh for fucks sake

I thought they said it would be at lap 30.

>orange vanilla vomit

Like the pine trees lining the winding road...

4 in car cam: nascar.com/drive

Attached: Hurvick.jpg (250x335, 42K)

Guys larson's crew didn't fuck him at the earliest opportunity
Today is the day

guys, is it mandatory to start the race with a full tank of fuel? for example with the competition yellow you could take advantage of a lighter fuel load at the start

aint nobody catchin that 9 car today better hope he cuts a tire

Someone stop Elliot

Gotdang

>mandatory to start the race with a full tank of fuel
Nope.

Attached: 1551034683858.jpg (859x479, 346K)

I'm watching at work

Attached: 1469988283496.jpg (1200x675, 103K)

>9 and 42 dueling

larson's choke today is going to be painful to watch

He didn't start racing in cup until two years after Gordon retired.

elliott looks like hes starting to loose the front end a bit.

Elliott's fastest lap is two MPH faster than anyone in the field.

looks like he's tight coming into the corner and loose middle and coming out.

Lap traffic always races the leader harder than the 2nd place car.

larson looks much smoother than elliott.

Until they get out of traffic and he speeds away.
Long race, I wouldn't mind seeing Larson get a win today and I'm a little Bill from Dawsonville fan.

yup just saw that after larson came up on the same two cars

everything calm on larson's radio

So, what happened with Chevy the last few weeks? They went from struggling to get top 10s to leading most of the races quick.

>steakhouse

CAWSHUN

Put it out.

He comes pit strategy stage meme racing.

what the fuck are you doing cucky?

This package favors the camaro body

>pitting now when there's only 13 laps to go until the stage ends and you're forced to pit

w-what? Maybe I'm too low IQ but i'd have just stayed out, get the stage 1 win then pit during the forced pit transition into stage 2

>larson btfo by his crew again
COME ON MAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Attached: Larsonsahn.jpg (1920x1080, 221K)

>2 cars get 2 tires
That strategy isn't going to pan out at all.

I know who is going to have the next tire failure

I didn't look at the lap speeds before the caution but the speed fall off with old tires has been more than a second this season.

Track position won't help old tires

God damn it Byron

another caution kek

I always wished they would run night races at this track.

>1 lap shootout

stage winrar

Attached: 1531141483609.jpg (2047x1062, 403K)

I'm impressed Larson didn't let Byron fuck him over by being slow

Joey has really turned himself around after Matt Kenseth taught him not to drive like a complete dick.

Dude's developed a lot more patience over the past 2 seasons. Not bad....for a dirty, nasty yankee.

>Byron

Attached: 28fj3w.jpg (633x758, 62K)

That would be clean

how do i begin working from home full time? i only need to make about 20k per year

Write, edit, and approve training outlines for performance industries.

manage a small flock of amateur porn stars by doing basic website maintenance and overcharging them for it

in b4 larson penalty

77 car parked for being too slow

I am disappointed by how much this menu doesn't suck, actually.

I'd be cool with Bowman winning a Cup race

>tfw forgot the race was today
did larson crash out yet

>yet
no

How many race tracks are Truex's home track?

Everything that's remotely close to the east coast so about a third of the schedule.

SOMEBODY REK SOMEBODY DAMNIT give the people their money's worth

Truex is going to hit a wall pretty soon, he's looking really loose

>2019 cars
>crashing
good one

you do remember larson flying driver side into the barrier last race, correct?

bowman will win if nobody else can figure out the high lane

Attached: 2ebfd38745fad4e2b947fb61f86f19b9a509bd399dd94a0e3ade2a25f0f5d9ff.jpg (314x411, 26K)

>Austin Dillon blocking the leader to stay on the lead lap
garbage.

aero can't prevent a big one

Dale was the low end blue collars driver.

Attached: 1536558519057.jpg (900x1200, 243K)

based and harmonpilled

Attached: 1520715632727.jpg (600x600, 106K)

Menard helping out another ford

>ford brothers.

>these last 20 laps
kino, more entertaining than the majority of races this year

3 car cost Chevy a stage win. Allowed a bunch of cars to come back from 4 seconds back.

>bowman fucks up after the crew praised him and said he had his first stage win
god what a stage

*chokes the stage away*

Attached: blowman.jpg (1000x600, 128K)

Yeah I'm a mindycar guy and even I'll have to admit that was some good ass racing.

Got off work early today, doing some day drinking, this is honestly comfy af boys

pretty good race so far

>Bowman

Attached: Screenshot_82.jpg (600x600, 33K)

who the fuck would ever buy those kinekt rings good god

>stream wont stop fucking buffering
WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY GOOD ONE FROM YESTERDAY

reddit links are dead probably due to the reschedule

It's like he's never seen a stock car race before. How can he think he even has a chance of retaining his lap when every time a car is about to get lapped the leader gets by anyway.

>Runs hand through wife's hair
>instantly tangled
>Marriage ruined

wtf larson?
lost two spots within 5 feet of the line...

He wanted the 2 in front of him so he'd start on the outside but Blaney swoosed past too

whatcha snacking on/drinking boys? I just ate a turkey and chipotle cheddar sandwich on a toasted bagel w some potato chips and am drinking bottom shelf Canadian whisky

Dew and doritos

price chopper iced raspberry tea and a nice pb&j vape.

Attached: 1528311825182.jpg (640x960, 177K)

Double file restarts are retarded since restarting 4th is better than 2nd most of the time.

drink for every time Kyle's said his car is killed over the years

>being cursed by dog food

Sometimes he says that and then wins

>DW doesnt like the way larson's car looks
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAGICAL ITEMS HE GOT YESTERDAY, DO THEY MEAN NOTHING

you'd be dead before he hit puberty

Attached: 1549923113045.jpg (1280x720, 128K)

That was what I was implying

>Hamlel

>Piglin

>Truex spotter Clayton Hughes says of Reed Sorenson after he gets in Truex’s way: “Un-damn-believable they even let a guy like that on the racetrack.”

hamlin spins on purpose to get yellow

he also does cocaine and hookers

Attached: gears.png (332x317, 117K)

Hamlin said on his radio after missing pit road that he wasn't going a lap down
He totally spun on purpose

clayton is a fag and so is jewex

Attached: tabgpa.jpg (550x225, 24K)

I don't use keeps

>balding at 22

I like habanero Tabasco

BOWMAN TIME

Attached: dalecrash.jpg (750x515, 122K)

based flame shirt car going sideways

Lets fucking /go/ Byron

Attached: ISMHeaderByron.jpg (3200x1400, 1.49M)

its crazy to think Sorenson actually has more wins than Truex

Just got a frozen pizza out of the oven, drinking on some bacardi and coke. feels good bois

>these monday midday commercials
yikes

Dibenedetto made reddit red in the face angry with him the other day when he said he was tired of being called diburrito and wanted to be called Guido instead
Like I get it because diburrito is retarded but he sold merch of that

sounds fantastic

he is based for shirking the soi name that reddit gave him

>making leddit mad

wtf i like dibenedetto now

Did they used to pick winners at the start, and generally the picks came from throughout the field? Now they just wait till midway then pick the top 5, with each analyst getting one. This is shit

fried fish w/mashed potatoes and water

>that crowd

oof

Attached: k8uwns9mxlw21.jpg (4032x3024, 1.38M)

>tfw Nascar moved it to monday so they could blame the attendance on "monday", despite it being like that on sunday as well

had to check this out.

Attached: 1528844074079.jpg (1034x540, 121K)

>these last 90 laps are the ones that decide the race
As opposed to the first 90? Can DW even make it to sonoma?

holy fuck LMAO these shitters really think that instead of working at his job he should be posting on reddit making them love him

he's officially /our2ndguy/ now

your reading comprehension is shit, that's not what's being said at all

>lucksteer

No way Truex slowed down fast enough there.

>person being downvoted is implying that he only shows up around all-star race to be friendly with the people on reddit
please tell me what "quig50" is implying then you retard

Is that a reply? I thought that was an original post, where it would appear he's telling people to vote for DeBenedetto since he's reddit's driver

it's a reply to whatever the threads topic was, but that's irrelevant to what i said earlier.

it's okay, i accept your apology in advance :)

Clearly you know reddit's format better than I do. Congrats, reddit

Lots of radio chatter about the track changing a lot all of the sudden.

>plebbit posting

Attached: 1521411099159.png (625x761, 348K)

yeah i grab my streams from reddit, it takes all of 2 seconds to learn how threads work there but I guess you'll save face and strawman since you were proven wrong.

you will never be accepted into the larson fanclub with that attitude

possible johnson speeding?

the fuck is Suarez doing?

Attached: 345634534.jpg (479x480, 54K)

take your tv off mute

L E A D I N G
L A P S

>Chase Elliott has lead the most laps for the second race in a row.
Are bonus points still handed out for that?

is that smoked Tabasco behind him? I hate Cholula.

>reddit driver turning on them
>GoT turning on them
Pretty fucking glorious imo.

Praying for a caution.

He's leading the laps Murrican's don't want to lead.

Home track win incoming

Attached: 1_2018_Martin_TruexJr_550x440-380x290.png (380x290, 34K)

You guys should here truex on the radio
That guy is such a whiny loser I swear

nope. they replaced them with the stage points

>unlike the apologetic rage you hear out of the boys from Gomorrah

Attached: Quit trolling people Kyle.gif (480x270, 2.52M)

is Dover a "reel" racetrack?

Attached: 1556649343251.jpg (2047x1951, 464K)

bowman take one for the team and crash truex so larson can win

Looks like it is going to be another Gibbs or Penski wins show.

How the hell did Suarez stay on the lead lap after stretching out the pit window so far.

what could he possibly be whining about now?

People in his way

>yet another Gibbs/Penske/Hendricks/Haas/Roush win
0/10

All I hear on the radio right now is bitching.
Fatigue is setting in late.

A caution would be awesome right about now.

>end of stage 2 was great
>end of s3 is awful

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

Welp

race over

gg

cya next week

>"FOX side-by-side, then we'll be clear to the finish!"
I doubt it. Probably will have at least a short Duracell ad.

>5+ second lead for 90+ laps to end the race
how exciting

>Roush
Rouch has only had 20 top 5s and 2 wins since the start of 2015. They're basically Front row Motorsports tier.

Isn't the Kansas race usually on FOX, not FS1?

NUNASCAR SUCKS BALLS

good game user

Attached: 1556719158074.png (535x359, 417K)

Pretty much every Dover race is decided by shit luck and racing against lapped traffic.

I miss it
youtube.com/watch?v=LopIEnhn1NI

THESE SHIT FUCKING TRACKS IS WHY NO ONE IS IN THE STANDS NASCAR

THIS ENTIRE STAGE HAS BEEN A FUCKING SNOREFEST, GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT

>jgr takes the lead
>race becomes a borefest

Attached: 1551511954338.jpg (240x240, 7K)

absolute state of nascar

two shitty drivers start from the back.
1 - 2 with 15 to go....

Attached: 1535435382097.jpg (2048x1536, 457K)

SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CRASH YOUR CAR AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

SAVE THE FANS FROM THIS DOGSHIT

Radio is lighting up that Landon Cassill has an engine issue and they are trying to ride it out. If it blows, Caution.

>wanting "OT drama" so DW can rave about how great it was even though Truex would win anyways

way too late now for something to come from it
i want literally anything to happen after 100 straight laps of truex being in front by 6 seconds

Attached: 1547117489826.jpg (500x282, 18K)

this is gonna be an ALL ACTION finish boys WOOOOHOOO

THIS RACE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

the last 20 laps of stage 2 really got me excited for this race

What a shit race. Have a good Monday, boys.

Attached: 27157719_2192066237473800_1029254297_n.jpg (640x439, 46K)

I was sort of OK with MTJ when he was Furniture Row. Now that he is JGR I despise him

Attached: barney.jpg (943x719, 58K)

>PENALTY!!!!
he fucked up the rear

But FR was JGR.

i despise him since mwr

Was a fun first half of the race. But turned into a borefest for the last half. Last 150 laps would of been good for a nap.

no, they weren't.
But keep thinking that.

>if the last race didn't exist, we would have won two in a row

Attached: 1412706543798.jpg (300x220, 23K)

I napped on and off the 1st two stages and was awake for the 3rd. Life is truly suffering.

>Suarez in 19 for over 2 years
>0 victories
>Troox in 19 for 11 races
>2 victories
This is why you don't hire Mexicans.

>people actually paid tickets to see that
>many of whom called off today because it was rescheduled to Monday

Yikes

Attached: 1557163475221.jpg (250x250, 6K)

>Truex in 19: 0 top 5 points finishes
>Edwards in 19: 2 top 5 finishes in 2 years

>The package sucks. No fucking question about it. It’s terrible. All I can do is bitch about it and fall on deaf ears and we’ll come back with the same thing it in the fall. - Kyle Busch

Attached: Kryle lol.png (960x943, 846K)

>It's a mystery why diversity-obsessed corporate america won't support Bubba Wallace

Oh for fucks sake, this aftershow.

Attached: 423423423.png (300x256, 74K)

sponsors want winners, and bubba wont win

>sponsors want winners or bitches, and bubba wont win, and doesn't have a pussy to sell
ftfy

Attached: Does this belong to you.jpg (2592x1456, 862K)

HmmmMMMMMmmmMMMMmmm....
What could it possibly be.....

Attached: we wuz.jpg (971x831, 234K)