Where all my Chelsea niggas at?

>Yes actually my team will be competing in the champions league next year, how could you tell?

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>Chelsea can cuck Arsenal out of the CL by winning the EL
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>celebrating mediocrity this hard

Disgraceful.

Did Piggy get his lasagna today?

You mean Higuain? Unpopular opinion here but I’ve thought that he hasn’t played bad at all considering that he hasn’t gotten that many opportunities to score with >us

He's fine if we are dominating possession and play at our own pace. He's fucking useless if he has to push himself to keep up with a fast pace match, like the game against Utd.

Do the treble

Why celebrate that >your team qualified to a tournament you stand no chance at winning?

Based

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because watching the europa league isnt very enjoyable

The plan is to finish third in the group stage and win the el again.

Just how high is Sarri's IQ?

It's great financially and allows us to attract better quality players. Do you think a player will choose Utd or Arsenal over Chelsea when we have Champions League to offer?

THANK YOU BASED BRIGHTON

because we weren't going to make it there on our own accord

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based Sarri

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True but I guess he’s just old and can’t keep up with the youngsters

troll them

Well they've had a great run in the EL this season, I'd much rather see my team steamroll John Deere Traktor FC and win something than getting blasted by Barcelona and go out in the group stage

extremely high iq post

>tfw absolute shite season
>still finish above spurs in 3rd place

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Absolutely Based

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Looking forward to United in the CL next season...oh wait.

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we out here senpais
pulisic is leading us to 114pts and cl

Haven't seen the ">Chelshit" Arsenal Indonesian in awhile, hope he is coping alright

>pulishit
lol and QQ

EL trophy > 4th place trophy

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We are going to finish 3rd, and cuck you out of the EL AND Champions league

lol no you wont even make it to the final

pero caca

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how sore is your ass right now?

Can already see Valencia winning 2-0

Frankfurt just got a train ran on them by Neverkusen we are back in form and at the Bridge I'd be suprised if they even turned up.

>Chelsea niggas
>niggas

Oh no, another mayo using words he shouldn't use.

How about I ask my black brother to punch you in the face? :)

> Get third
> Wins EL againts Arsenal
> Lamps gets the rams in the prem

That would be the best timeline for this season desu

>6-1
>all in the first 45 minutes
wew

After Chelsea beating Watford and MU drawing, I had a feeling Arsenal would drop points today. Everything was going so well for them they were basically blessed.

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FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK BABY

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Easy

I love Chelsea so much mang. In amongst all the bullshit we keep staying relevant

chelsea is our eternal bitch

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Watching Champions League is fun (because you play against team you'd normally never play against). It's a much more enjoyable season when >your team is playing in it.

ok i will stay

You can't even sign anyone though

You’re club will be forever irrelevant.

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Sack the tramp anyway

>anglo tradition and nationalism
>non of the players are anglo

This summer we will which is why it was so important for Sarri to get top 4.

How good is Lampard doing as a coach? totally forgot about him desu

look anglo to me

Chelsea won the cl with pic related lmao
They can always decide to go full anti odds and win something

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For real and to think that I started to support them the year before they won their first premier league trophy in this century just because the color of the team were the same color from my country flag I was lucky that didn’t end up supporting Everton kek

Transfer ban freeze and Europa League title are next boys

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Impressive for his first season in the championship, got Derby County in the playoffs agains leeds.

I can actually see him getting the rams im the prem.

That’s why I love my club.. we can literally play like stoke and win silverware

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>Pulishit and boipussi frontline next season
Another rollercoaster ride incoming frens

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Life is good lads

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Just imagine him being a Chelsea coach that would be totally based

tfw i didnt become a chelsea fan as a kid...

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Cech>Meme sweeper keeper
Cole>literal who
Cahill>Ukrainian guy
Boateng>Luiz
Lahm>Unibrow
Schwein>Mikel
Lampard>pass sideways man
Ribery>Bertrand
Robben>Kalou
Mata>Muller
Drogba>Gomez

kekk

are you the same pineapple that told me there was no way chelsea would finish inside top 4?

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>look anglo to me

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>paraguay
>pineapple

IF the ban gets frozen who should "we" bring in? Hazard leaving should give us $$$$ to spend.

>Pepe
>Jovic or another striker
>New fullbacks

and Sarri will definitely try to snag the manlet Insigne

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Wingers, striker, fullbacks and a centre back. Reece James and Ola Aina are coming back apparently, let's see what Tammy Abraham can do as well, he wouldn't be an awful backup to have. Let's hope the club doesn't get carried away and invests well or else we could find ourselves in another top 4 battle.

Lozano, Jovic, and Pepe would be good forward options. Bruno Fernandes from Sporting would mean that we don't have to play people like Kovacic and Barkley again

>lozano
Lel

>fullbacks
>new cbs that are actually good unlike luiz
>back up midfielders that can improve unlike kovacic and barklel
>a winger that can score
>a non meme striker
So a whole new team.

lmao Arseanal and Spuds

Jovic and Fernandes and we win the league and compete on all fronts

Goals from the wing and is champions league proven. Better than Pulisic as well.

>kek

CARE FREE WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE!!!

Buy a left-footed winger already, it's been years.

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lozano is 4 years older lol

WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC

An entire new team because the ban will just get pushed back to the two windows after that and we need to stock

Is Brandt good and does he suit Chelsea's needs?

I don't know if your mum inhaled some agent orange whilst she was pregnant with you but that is terrible

If we buy Lozano we will become the ultimate Yank meme team ffs. Pulisic bringing in the suburban white kids and Lozano the spics

Napoli have already bought him.

Good he's shit

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Good, we need more customers anyway. Think about the brand mate

>the same backline
pls no

That back 4 is like a sieve. New fullbacks and a centre back needed to couple the twink Christensen

Fair enough. Sorry about the agent orange comment also

RLC should be the first name on the team sheet as well

I rate him but would honestly sell him because of how fucked his back is. Its only going to get worse

>jovic
>pulisic instead of cho
>fernandes instead of rlc
>van de beek instead of kante
>emerson
>jorginho

2/10

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holy reddit

>Romania slip poster
I used to think you were cool

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>Kante in a defensive midfield role

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Don't forget that Bakayoko will most likely come back since Milan can't afford to buy him out anymore due to the slipping out of the Champions League.

Azpi has to go, can't cross a ball to save his life anymore

How's this?

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>icardi
I thought Chelsea was trying to remove the cancer in the team not add more to it

so bakayokek or nah?

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Basado basado basado

he's our guy
we need someone who is getting bossed around my his mommy gf

How has this terrible team bagged top 4?

Fuck you Arsenal

>4 signings
Unlikely. Hopefully Jovic + another. Decent line up though

Rather that the strongest winning, the least shitty one won this time.

All memes aside, I could see Icardi moving to Chelsea in the summer.

EL is a good chance for Sarri to lose his trophy virginity. Hopefully Kante comes back and Arsenal keeps imploding. If they play like they played against City in Carabao Cup, they have a chance.

>dutch league shitter
Lozano is a meme. Totally invisible off the ball as well which is a no no for Sarri

>3rd place and EL probably in the bag
>Daily Mail put a negative story about us booing off the players at half time, in which they briefly mention our position in the league, TEN stories down

spuds or ajax are going to the final, they have every chance

we already won it, and should probably have won it twice

No. Weakmind useless nignog. Kante and Rudiger are our based nigs

I'd rather have Van Ginkel than that dumb nigger

VAI TOMAR NO MEIO DO TEU CU GAMBÁ
GANHARAM DE UM CHELSEA QUE FALHOU EM SE CLASSIFICAR PRO MATA MATA DA CHAMPIONS
DERAM SORTE

What you make in a month, I make in a day

i drowned in english clunge when i lived in london

"Clunge", huh? Never heard that one before.

>london
>english

Congratulations on scoring with the ugliest, easiest girls in the world. I went to Latin America specifically for your girls

>worst chelsea side in years
>still gets a cheeky top 4 finish and el win
basado

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your birds crave our cocks while ours are only interested on your money

>he thinks white girls like latinos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, mate you are literally the lowest of the low except chinks, even Indians are considered higher status here. Deluded peasant monkey

>implying i'm not pale and my nipples aren't pinker than yours

You're just embarrassing yourself now Joao

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>Super Frank got Derby into the playoffs

Neat. Would be hard playing against him if he manages to win it though.

kek i'll stop shitposting, you were talking shit on us for no good reason
but i still love all of you brit fucks

And we don't give a fuck
Whoever you may be
'Cause we are the famous CFC

Wherever you may be*
Fucking plastic

fak off

Most enjoyable season I've ever watched from a Chelsea point of view. The football we played was unbelievable, we won pretty much all the big games home and away, and had all those iconic players.

yes, carlo was incredibly underrated and deserved much more time

>retards talking about new signings over the summer despite Uefa coming hard on them with a 2 transfer window ban
It's imperative for Chelsea to keep Hazard. Do whatever it takes for him to stay because there's no way they can just rely on an 18 year old CHO who is good but not quite there yet and a 20 year old Pulisic who has been going through multiple injuries and a shit personal season.

Also, sell Morata and buy out Higgy's contract. And yes, Higgy works better for Sarri's system simply because he's played Sarri's system and can still improve once he regains fitness and has a full preseason with the club. As for the backline, time to sell Luiz and perhaps let Christensen take over.

>Leaf opinions

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based

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>bertrand
my sides

he's not wrong though

already played him this season, it would be tough but I think the reward of having lampard experiencing management in the pl in his second season is worth it

Not a chelsea fan but all of us should be embarrassed about the top 4 race p mediocre all around

>twink
Christensen is class and showed it against Watford. He just needs to get consistent playtime again, which he finally is and the improvement is starting to show. Hopefully Luiz is out this summer to cement his place in the team. I think Rudiger is a bit of a meme so we should get another when the ban is postponed to challenge his starting spot.

his back is clearly fine if it's managed correctly. He'll get the whole summer to sort it out properly too. It just means he isn't a player we can rely on for 60 games a season like Azpi or Kante, instead maybe 30-40 games

should be this. The two positions for which we need starting quality are LB and ST. Obviously Jovic should be first choice for striker and I think we should be in for one of Digne or Chilwell for left back. Then we need a Jorginho backup and Kanté backup. I think we'll go for Barella to be the Kanté backup and maybe Weigl for Jorginho. The squad should look like this next season:

GK: Kepa, Johnny Sins, homegrown keeper
LB: Chilwell, Emerson
CB: Christensen, Rüdiger, Zouma (or keep Luiz?), Ampadu
RB: Reece James, Azpilicueta (can also play CB in big games if Zouma or Ampadu aren't good enough and one of the others is injured)
LM: RLC, Barkley (don't want to sign someone who would stand in the way of Mount, so keep Barkley around for one more season and give Mount a PL loan)
CM: Jorginho, Weigl
RM: Kanté, Barella
LW: Hazard, Hudson-Odoi (when he recovers he might start on the right)
ST: Jovic, Abraham (would be great as an impact sub that can just get the ball in the back of the net if we're down in the 80th minute)
RW: Pulisic, Willian or Pedro

Cash in on: Zappacosta, Alonso, Bakayoko, Morata, Moses, Aina, Drinkwater, one of Pedro/Willian, Batshuayi, anyone else of value out on loan
Let go: Cahill, Luiz, Giroud, Higuain

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fuck I meant Jovic up front, not Weigl. Don't know how I did that

Zouma and ampadu atCB would give me nightmares. Even christiansen has been hit or miss. Would prefer a good CB

Why is everyone talking about jovic
I thought he was Madrid bound?

he is the last player to score against chelsea
that's the criteria for who the club should sign according to these brainlets

Hello fellow kids, who /sarriin/ here?

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Hes a young striker, they get linked everywhere. I dont think madrid will bench benz especially since hes been p good this season. Wouldnt be surprised to see them sign someone younger, like a gabriel jesus role player, young, clearly talented. Think Jovic will want to start.

Lmao are you even a relevant country? Fuck off

go chant some "defense! defense!" you soulless jewish made creatura

based Yugoslavia/Honduras/whatever

yeah I don't rate zouma but loads of people seem to. I'd rather get another decent CB of Rudiger/Christensen quality and cash in on Zouma because Everton would definitely buy him for about £20m. Christensen has been very good in the past few games except for the ~10 minutes at the start, I think he'll be an absolute rock at the back for many years.

he's a very good player, only 21 and the price tag seems very reasonable. I don't think he'll be going to Madrid because as said, he'll want to start and he'd be rotation for Benzema next season. At Chelsea he would get the same wage, starting every week against better opponents, champions league, and even a better chance at a trophy kek (madrid aren't winning the league or cup any time soon and with var they'll be lucky to win the cl in the next decade). And then once he's developed more, nothing is stopping him from going to another club a few years down the line. It's really a no brainer.

I'm a bit worried about him wanting Higuain to keep playing next season.

You had me until letting go of giroud. Giroud has to stay until 34 as a backup striker. Or even a main striker.

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hmm I'm conflicted. Abraham should be given a chance, but maybe a PL loan to a non-shit side would be better. It might be risky relying on tammy if the main striker gets injured, I'd rather have giroud in that case. Giroud said he wants to be the main striker somewhere too

This thot deserves cum everywhere

Even an absolute fucking shit team can win the title by an insane miracle. See Chelsea.

still seething 7 years later

>Have a home CL final
>lose
>the city of Munich

Enjoy your time in the sun, fags. With the transfer ban coming and Hazard leaving to Real, your club is finished.

I wanted to give him a chance.
>higuain is will play next season
Fookin out now.

I can see his logic. On one hand, he could be motivating Higuain to perform until the end of the season. Or the more likely option is that he thinks he can really adjust to the league better with a bit of time. Plus, the potential transfer ban might not leave Chelsea with many options.

What happens if Chelsea ends up 4th and Arsenal wins the EL?

>Plus, the potential transfer ban might not leave Chelsea with many options.
They won't be able to sign Higuain for the next season with transfer ban.

I thought the loan was for 18 months.

STOP USING KANTE AS A CDM

It's 6 plus an option to extend it for 12 months. Don't know how it works in regards to the transfer ban, but they won't be able to sign him permanently.

There have been worse chelsea teams desu and that's including last year.

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Personally want Chilwell but cant see Leciester demanding anything less than £50 million and he isn't worth that