So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Huddersfield's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Solskjaer and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about next season, or our chances in Europa League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Ole at the wheel #YES or #NO?
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We are still the biggest club in the world, anybody wants to play for us
We will sign bale.
They might not have worked out but fred and Sanchez both chose us over shitty.
We still have the best youth system in the country, sign De Gea to a new deal, keep giving the kids a chance, sign Bale, Veratti, Koulibaly in summer and a couple more.
Fighting for title
Jaxson Roberts
they'll get humiliated by traktor fc
Jordan Gutierrez
At least they'll play against clubs at their level
Franchise, club, whatever. It’s now a team saddled with extreme debt, full of blacks, and being cucked by jew owners who inherited daddy’s money and don’t know how to run a team.
Isaiah Taylor
>spend 800 million euros on players last 5 season >still field jones and young
Eli Brooks
Unironically bought into their own marketing meme and rushed to sign him
>5 seasons of manure's benny hill show based >no cl next season based >sponsor income cut down due to no cl based >glazers still owners based >ed woodward still has his job despite throwing away +500m in shit transfers based af >next season will be even more hilarious based
after 5 seasons, manure has now consolidated as a midtable club and this won't change any time soon lmao they are done as a top club for the next decade
Reminder that if Watford beat City in the cup final, United will have to play in EL qualifiers
Juan Davis
Sell Pogba to Madrid and use the funds to pay for Alexshit contract termination.
The fee from Papa Perez might not be enough but it'll be worth it.
Eli Powell
This post is probably ironic but I like how every one of them is injury prone or over the hill, and already on massive wages. I hope they make these kind of signings
Grayson Rogers
Team full of shitskins
Jonathan Howard
I always said firing Mourinho was a huge mistake. Ole's drove us right into Europa League.
Jordan Parker
I hope they bring in permacrock bale looks like these retards didn't learn the lesson with di maria lmao
Matthew Bailey
Isnt it beautiful? Fucking manure fans. Piss me off so bad. They flood social media with their nigger players. Now they're eating shit. I love this game. Cant wait to go to work tomorrow and shit on these nigger loving ppl
Jonathan Myers
I am very excited to join the Reds on their quest back to the top!
Dont raise your pitchforks against Ole. I mean sure he aint perfect and no one is but to judge a manager who didnt have a pre-season to build his squad and tactics, its just overly harsh. You could have Gandalf or Harry Potter (not Graham, stay the fuck away) and they probably wouldnt do any better.
Rashford. Very inconsistent but all these "I hate Rashford" comments etc - stupid shit. If managed and developed correctly he is going to be an excellent PL striker in due time.
Chong fella could be the real deal, looks like a unique player with his combination of technique and physique. More experience and he'll turn great.
As most of you have pointed out Jones is not good enough to be anything more than perhaps a David May character, but the reason Lindelöf was subbed instead of him is 98,2% likely because of injury.
I dont think there is a lack of motivation in general. However I think many of the players are shit scared of you and the pressure of playing in United.
All in all you seem to be pretty correct about your emotions however, about two thirds of your squad today either needs to leave or get massively reduced roles.
New RB New CB New midfield altogether, except for McTominay A striker who actually scores goals Keep Martial and Rashhit for the bench and get some proper wingers on the level of Mane, Sterling, Salah, Sane etc
I still prefer it when it was "#IN or #OUT?" for Man Utd.
Brody Stewart
Who can unironically save United? I'm thinking it takes at least 2 transfer windows AND a CL qualifying position (top players wouldn't want to play EL) for this club to be decent again.
Liam King
Hope some of you retards get your way and they do sign Bale, considering he'll be on a gorillion pounds per week and injured most the season
Christopher Evans
>de gay
Robert Scott
At this point I'm just watching manu expecting it to be shit. It's hilarious to see a supposedly strong team just absolutely fail in every competition despite throwing away hundreds of millions away in players that haven't worked. Really the laughing stock of the top 6
Sebastian Sanchez
BOSS, you wouldn't pay Gareth more than me would you?
The Europa league doesn't attract big stars is CL shilling and nothing else. United signed Pogba without CL Chelsea have retained loads of top players without CL Arsenal have signed Lacazette, Auboomerang, etc. without CL
Liam Hall
Who is this nigger bitch talking about the team? So annoying
>United signed Pogba without CL >Chelsea have retained loads of top players without CL >Arsenal have signed Lacazette, Auboomerang, etc. without CL and the big stars?
Benjamin Bailey
Adi Huetter. Anyone who can turn around YB's choking mentality can work any kind of miracle
Signing big stars is a false economy anyway. It only works when you're at the top and want to stay there. Revamps only work when you buy potential and develop your way to the top.
Wheres Serbian bro gone? Did he move to Indonesian? I miss his threads.
Justin Turner
SELL:
Poobag Sanchez Mata Grant Rojo Fred Young Valencia Darmian
Dominic Robinson
no top football is about top players everything else is bs
Cooper Foster
>nigger people believe this is a joke, but tree flag here is right. European and american niggers are mostly mercenaries, they prefer the bling bing, white pussy and instapics to training. There are some humble niggers out there, like Lukaku (who put effort under Mourinho) or Ngolo Kanté, but they are the minority.
Fellaini used to be Mourinho best, only behind De Gea. Getting rid of the only player who actually fought for balls, and who actually was willing to get hurt for the team was a mistake.
Jones is a great back up. Shaw and Lindelof show no interest in playing during hard games and are third string players at best (leeds, derby tier, etc)
Sebastian Evans
KEK is this supposed to be an language???
Jackson Scott
>Sanchez isn't one of the players due for a 25% paycut
What a guy
James Walker
>the only top players you'll attract are the ones who are only in it for money that's perfectly fine as long as they are professional
Alexander Mitchell
IM FUCKING DONE
This is not Manchester United anymore. It’s a Jew club run by Jews and exists solely to make them money. Woodward is going nowhere and they’re not selling. It is not disloyal for me to quit this team because it ceased to exist as soon as those Jews bought it, SAF just managed to keep it on life support. I can forgive losing if there’s a vision in place but it’s the same cycle over and over again.
Hunter Perry
Really sad to see a great institution run into the ground. Zionist jew owners using the roster to push their multiculturalist agenda.
>your best gk past his prime >one dog lover does nothing but paycheck >one prodigal son ruins everything
Jacob Bennett
lmao fucking manure
Angel Kelly
Golden age of ABU incoming. Thank you jews
Joseph Miller
Isn't your national represented mostly by blacks?
Aaron Anderson
>Fred
Charles Brooks
If MUFC finish 6th and Watford win the FA Cup, Utd will have to go through three rounds of EL qualifying just to get to the group stages of the competition. First game would be on July 25 - the day that Utd are due to play Spurs in Shanghai
They only perform when things are going smooth, its not a meme nor is is racist. Every good team has a sprinkling of black "confidence players" but to fill your squad with pepper is a recipe for disaster. When things get tough they just go into hiding and start blaming everyone else, get managers fired etc.
Lebanon drops truthbombs consistently
Justin Perry
This is actually correct.
Also Buy get Bale and Kroos for Pogba Get Toby or Kou
Aiden Jones
We really like your cheeses here for some reason. Keep milking your much hairier than you wife and keep it coming.
Michael Campbell
pls god let this happen
Lucas Bell
BASED AND REDPOOLED
Michael Moore
>don't want to be in the competition >get an opportunity to not have to bother
Seems ideal.
Caleb James
O my days let it be
Sebastian Howard
in the 1970s our politicians discovered that our own mestizo culture was shared by all other Latin American countries so they started to get black people as cultural representatives. Blacks are like 2% of the population yet they occupy all the high positions in "culture and sports" ministries. Orientalism and exoticism sells, and we sell niggers.
Current form United is probably the worst they've ever been post Fergie. Solskjaer is the worst appointment I've ever seen a "top" club make, and he has absolutely no pulling power with regards to buying good players. The fact that they keep giving shit players new contracts means the players have no incentive to perform. The board no longer know how to run United as a football club, only as a brand. They're absolutely fucked, and its hilarious. They are becoming Liverpool.
Jose Brown
Saying it one more time for old times sake
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
Julian Martinez
>as long as they are professional
Henry Jones
There are no white succesful teams. The richest clubs recruit the best players from all over the world. If you want local identity you're better off sticking to smaller less plastic clubs.
Christian Young
I get the feeling that, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you're not a big fan of black people
Asher Cooper
(wheel)LE
Jordan Perry
>they have to replace a full squad yeah, I'm thinking manure is done for the next 10 years
Caleb Wilson
you all acting like 6th place with this squad isn't an achievement
Charles Cox
It's bloody miraculous. Everton and Wolves should be seething.
Nathaniel Miller
...
Dylan Long
Can someone tell me why the Man U fans don’t blame the shit ownership group and target the players? Shit starts from the top
Aiden Rodriguez
>biggest club in the world.
bongs and their delusions, its fucking pathetic. you never was and you'll never will be cunt
Kevin Harris
Oh be fair, they had the biggest overseas bandwaggoner contingent for years.
They're looking a bit thin on the ground now, though.
Their board has been signing mostly proven players (Di Maria, Zlatan, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku, Alexis) for fat money.
Not their fault that all those class footballers have become """""class""""" (or, like in Alexis' case """""footballers""""") after few months at the club.
>Manchester United have failed to win both of their Premier League visits to the John Smith's Stadium (D1 L1); they are the only side to visit the ground more than once in the Premier League without winning.
>Only relegated Fulham and Huddersfield (both five) have kept fewer clean sheets in the Premier League this season than United (seven).
Manure to join the 'udders in Championship next but one season.
>Mkhitaryan >proven player He had one good season playing under a known memer of a manager
Andrew Edwards
LMAO
Carter Gutierrez
Most western born niggers are just as decadent as their white counterparts. What teams need are real africans, people who know how lucky they are, but they are a dying breed in football.
Lincoln Bell
>Realistic First XI for next season: NEW GK NEW RB - Bailly - Lindelof - Shaw McTominay - Fred - Pogba Chong - Rashford - Martial
>NEW GK Sell De Gea, his price is still high. Get Navas while he's still a second. >NEW RB Wan Bissaka. He's cheap and not incredible but he's the same standard as the rest of the defence and can do a job.
Then look to find an upgrade for everyone else in the team.
Landon Harris
>Wan Bissaka >Cheap
Xavier Reyes
Biggest club in the world lmao. You're heading to midtable soon you delusional cuck. No top player will want to go united. Why would they when there are 15 better teams? To play for that retard ole? Please.
>Both teams choking on quarterfinals UEL against an ex-communist teams.
Connor Bell
slovakia
Carter Watson
I see a lot of sells but who do you buy?
Nolan Nelson
Next season we'll finish below Newcastle
Carter Morris
Nah keep Mata
Justin Ortiz
t. scouser faggot
Daniel Jackson
Buy new CM and forward. Barella and Chiesa seems like a good option. Both won't come cheap but won't be at premium price too
Juan Clark
>everything about that lineup what are you doing nigger
Landon Smith
give phil jones a 10 year contract oh wait he already has one
Isaiah Thompson
Sell the niggers, buy white players. Simple as
Henry Reyes
That kit is fucking hideous Unironically what were they thinking?
Luis Clark
Bring Mourinho back and let him release any player he wants
Nathaniel Evans
Does someone have the chart comparing average points gained by ole and mou?
Carson Edwards
The problem is a bunch of literally whos on the team. Who the fuck has heard of most of those players? The top 5 have well known quality players, while Utd has whos. Keep Rashford, Pogba, and Lingard for sure. De Gea, Lukaku and Martial are worth keeping around for at least another season. Replace the rest and you have a good squad again
Heh, imagine spending money on United merch at a time like this.
Xavier Murphy
>Implying you knew who Firmino, Keita, Mané and Salah were before Liverpool signed them
Hunter Barnes
Yes I did
Carter Wright
What's the smartest bet on Ole's sacking?
Jaxson Hill
keep: grant shaw lindelof mata martial perreira dalot herrera matić mctominay sell everyone else except rashford who should be sent on a loan somehwere
Brandon Edwards
sell trashford too
Leo Walker
after next week.. nice digits user
Ryan Wood
Realistically lads, who should /we/ be targetting in the transfer window?
Charles Wilson
Everybody
Thomas Bennett
realistically ozil rakitic and bale
Jose Powell
harry maguire
Benjamin Rogers
>perreira id sell him
Owen Jones
"This is Huddersfield Town who have struggled all season. You watch them, they haven't got the quality, but I like watching them a lot more than the ones in the red shirts, to be honest.
"At least you can identify with them. There's nothing I like about this United team at all. It's just awful. Look at them. They're the most despondent group of people.
"They've got a manager in Solskjaer - we all like him but he's managed Molde, he's managed Cardiff.As a manager, you want to like your team. I look at Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, I can't imagine he's down there thinking he likes watching this lot - I don't. "
"But since Sir Alex Ferguson left they've spent £1bn and what they've done is try to buy the Harlem Globetrotters, not necessarily players to make a team. "Look at what Liverpool have done in that time"
>Manchester United has announced five pre-season matches on Tour 2019, taking the first team to Australia, China, Singapore and Wales.
Ha. Spending the whole month of July flying 10000 miles to entertain gooks, I really hope they get landed with Europa League qualifiers.
They did this last season when the match v City was called off in China and had to fly the whole way back to Manchester.
Alas,they're finished as a top club, no manager or mercs and money can fix the decline. It's been ongoing since >Moyes.
They pent 100m on Wogba, who is the cancer killing the dressing room but McTominay is a far better player who cost nothing.
Michael Lee
United should sign willian Mou wanted him and he would be great for rw Also Chelsea would lose one of their best men Lets go ole
Adrian Garcia
Because he's very unlikely to want to move to United. Havertz, on the other hand, could probably be persuaded as United represents a clear step up from Leverkusen (even if we've only got Europa League football next year)
Apparently we've only ever has Schweinsteiger and Zieler. It's time to change that and exploit the German talent pool
Kevin Carter
>United represents a clear step up from Leverkusen (even if we've only got Europa League football next year) >playing shit football with dabbing niggers represents a clear step up from leverkusen
Nathan Richardson
Exactly why we need to sign players like Havertz who can help us play actually good football. At the moment we can still trade off our reputation and high wage offerings, but it won't be that way for too much longer
Rashford would start for every team in the league other than liverpool and City. And he's better than Liverpool's backups, Marhez and Jesus. Comparable to Sane. He's a good player but can't carry the offense alone. With another striker or two he's good.
The problem is Martial is a lazy piece of shit and lukaku has the technical ability of my nan.
Jason Hernandez
>Trashford would start over Auba, Kane, Son and Lacazette sure thing buddy
Austin Ward
>picks two strikers from a couple teams as examples >4-3-3
fuck off retard.
Mason Scott
This is the only correct answer. Clears the deadwood and adds ~£250m to the transfer kitty. Only one I'm unsure about is Lukaku, because even though he's a donkey he's the only player we've got who's likely to get >25 goals per season (usually), and I'm not sure who's out there who we could replace him with.
In any case, I'd promote Greenwood and Chong to the first-team squad, and then look to make a handful of big signings (including first-team RB, CB, CM x 2, AMR, and ST).
why on earth would you keep martial? its been 2-3 season of his moody and lazy play. he's not going to change.
Jose Taylor
I remain confident that in the right team he could be unlocked. At City he'd be banging them in for fun
Ayden Walker
based slovakian ABU he was the best because his threads were always full of obvious united fans saying things like 'i'm not even a united fan, this is just boring'
>Dybala >De Ligt >Meunier >Bruno Fernandes >Bale >Zaha Promote youth to fill the gaps for the time being. That means promoting Tuanzebe to rotating CB. Henderson and Romero competing for No. 1. Greenwood promoted to the bench as a forward. The midfield would probably suffer since McTominay and Periera would have to step up the most, but at least they would compete.
Nicholas Edwards
Forget next year. And probably the year after. If you're buying players for immediate results instead of team-building, you're gonna end up fighting Southampton for relegation.
Adrian Gutierrez
>Dybala >de Ligt >Bale
Why would they want to join us? Don't get me wrong they'd be great signings (first two especially, less sure about permacrocked Bale on high wages), but we've gotta be realistic here
Cameron Nelson
>lindelol starting XI
Sebastian Martinez
>sack le arrogant park bus man for 100 million >win against colchester and exeter >WE HAVE TO SIGN OLLIE GUNNER SOLSTEIN >become a shit version of Everton >profit funny stuff desu
Lindelof has been great this year, what are you on about?
Jose Harris
I'm quite happy to be proven wrong here, but has 'sign the underqualified caretaker manager on a permanent deal because he did ok after a hated manager left' ever worked?
Matthew Smith
Zidane.
Gavin Thompson
oh yeah
Luis Wood
He was never caretaker, just given the job permanently straight off the bat.
Julian Mitchell
Because if you think Utd will fix their wage structure just because they are not in the Champions League then you are delusional. They have literally been here before and they still pulled off big signings... Have you forgotten Pogba?
Unfortunately, Woodward and co will want names like Bale. I personally think he won't be a good fit and his years past his prime. But they will sign him. Because that list of OUT players, are ones that not only need to go but are also mostly likely to go. They won't throw out a bunch of "names" without replacing them... so expect Dybalas and Bales. PRAY for De Ligt... but I agree this one is unlikely due to exactly how valuable he is.
>pJanic >Lukaku >Bale >Shaw >Trippier >James >De Gay oh no no no
Xavier Gomez
manchester united is fast becoming where careers go to die
Mason Cox
How many more years of “lol Bale to Manchester United” are we going to get?
Angel Peterson
im still waiting for sneijder
Kayden Smith
>the year is 2024 >38 year old Bale finally makes his debut for Manchester United after 440 million spent in transfer fees and wages between 2019 the start of the 2024 season
