/147/ world snooker championship final

which game lad?

higgins will go 15-10 down and then win
screencap this

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What game desu

>tfw you drop your marker

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BK Bacon double cheeseburger or steakhouse angus for me

kfc big fuck off bucket

She's wearing clothes reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ah yes, it's the Blue Peter wog the Beeb keeping rolling out.

Get the feeling Trump will win this match bigly

>BK Bacon Double and medium fries for £1.99 with bus ticket discount
Student life was poor but it was sure worth it

But she's nude underneath them.

Where's the black going?!

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Mighty Tigers drawing at home to Bristol City with a last minute own goal.

I'm glad it's over for a bit, Adkins looks like he will reject the offered contract and about a dozen players are going. Relegated next year.

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hendry thinking about cheating again

don't mind me just dropping shitty memes

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Not bad, vouchers on the phone are half decent too
If it aint the XL it's no use to me though if I'm honest

Who here /GRANITE/

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still peddling the amazing Higgins comeback in a final that hasn't happened in the past two finals and will continue not happening.

Riiiiiig on me
I'll be bribed
For a 3k or twoooooo

hello fellow Hull user

I wish adkins would stay with bowen and grosicki but it will never happen.

Thought we'd get relegated this year and ended up 13th. All depends on the new manager i suppose

>Radzi Chinyanganya
wut?

up your mums ass.

sounds like a made up name.

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pretty comfy small stadium

i dont care about these old ppl please bring back seema and hazel

Ronnie can either be a lovely guy or a total cunt

We're going to have to be lucky with what academy lads we get coming through too. They'll all get bullied next season unless they start eating their Weetabix.

Hazel is a munter

favouritism being from hull and a city fan and all that but i actually really rate the kc. when it actually have good attendances that is

It's a shithole in an even shittier city, built on top of a genuinely comfy cricket ground

RIP The Circle

>t. Ull Targers supporter for 18 years

PRECISION snooker

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Have you got your SightRight specs yet, /147/?

delet this and give dubs to a more deserving lad

I GRIEVE IN STEREO

From what i've seen fleming, potter, batty, sheaf all look pretty decent. still not convinced on mckenzie

I-I actually like the kc user

No. Elidah Barbour is the superior porridge wog BBC girl.

>I-I actually like the kc user
youtube.com/watch?v=bNZ2pmlf5kU

:'(

exciting prospective talent judd trump

John just needs to score more than Trump in every frame and he's going to be alright.

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Finally found a working stream, it's delayed but ok

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cheers JV

Thanks JV.

>tfw no scotch girl to impregnate with my superior ANGLO shaft

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>tfw you will never witness city play at boothferry park

why even live

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Thanks JV

Clown make up she don't need it

He looks angry

>photo sideways
>tiny beer
>awful viewing angle of the TV

Are you even fucking trying?

the next world snooker champion

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Yeah, out of all the identikit bowl stadiums I think we've done alright, shame the Allams are running it into the ground, cunts.

I'm glad The Circle burnt down.

I do miss running up and down the terrace at Boothferry Park though, some really special games there.

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Really? How old are you, user?

My first two City games were a 4-0 win against York and a 5-1 against Cheltenham in 2001

Gary Alexander was my hero

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>feeling that feel
it hurts lad

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19

first game was against southend at the kc about 2004/5 ish

Absolutely disgusting

>Finnish commentator calling Higgins fat
kek

Say it with me:

>GRANITE

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I used to stand on the Kempton with my dad, I only got a season-and-a-half because we moved to the KC in December 2002

I remember that there were two kids from school that I didn't like, and I'd literally be fighting with them. I like to tell people I was fighting on the terraces at Boothferry Park before I'd even turned ten lmao

Trump's walk in music reveals a great deal about the man himself.

He is a borderline autist with zero charisma. You can easily imagine him being bullied and unpopular at school. Blessed with a natural talent, he has been able to achieve fame and fortune and has tried to show off in the most garish manner over the years (those ridiculous shoes, the fast cars etc) as a means of trying to compensate for his weak nature and rejection by his peers.

On social media he has always been arrogant and argumentative yet in real life, cowers like a dog under scrutiny. The man has deep rooted insecurities which he constantly tries to deflect from with his autistic attempts at appearing "cool". The walk in music is perhaps the prime example. Soulless, empty commercial dance, the kind of garbage they play in Yates' at 1am on a Friday in some God forsaken town centre.

Trump has no appreciation for anything virtuous or meaningful. His entire life has been spent alone practicing Snooker and desperately trying to fit in. In his mind, obnoxious dance music like this is what the cool kids listen to, he thinks it makes him appear like a party animal badboy. He is the classic aspie, trying so hard to be accepted but never getting it right.

Alas, Judd Trump the Snooker player may have plenty of talent and acceptance from his fellow professionals on the baize. But Judd Trump the man is a lonely, vacuous, overcompensating husk of a human being.

And he's going bald.

RIGGINS

>And he's going bald.

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seethe more

Calm down Gary, you have less hair than he does.

Managed to rub one out in the interval, and come back for the first pot nice

Commiserations, user
You even missed the first promotion season

Just wish my dad had taken me to this game, instead of getting pissed on Somerset cider with his pals from work :'(

youtube.com/watch?v=MfmIRL18NhA

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good effort lad

Christ I feel old, my first season was 97/98, the one before the Great Escape

Lel, I was always South Stand terrace but I remember Kempton smelling of piss.

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>Riggins

s e e t h i n g

is it just me or has the final brought in more Trump madlads to /147/?

Now it's time for real #lads

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Did I just see bowl qt???!

captain ian ashbee
manager peter taylor
no allams

take me back

lurk more

I was always a Juddmissile. You were all laughing before.
Well your not laughing now.

>And he's going bald.
This can't be happening! I'm in charge of snooks!

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Seething.

T H E
R I G
I S
I N

lel

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Look at these sticks and balls, don't we have the best balls folks? Let me tell you I can hit these balls better than maybe anyone.

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sad.

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Raise your hand if it's your first time in /147/

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no

For me, it's Lauren Higgens

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How d'ya swallow 300,000 John?

/147/ OG here

Love that shirt, this was the first I ever got (friend's dad gave me it because his son was a rugby-preferring disappointment)

It's strange, I gave up my season-ticket five years ago because of the Allams and their Hull Tigers obsession, and the only home match I've attended was the 1-1 with Reading last year because the ticket was free (I refused to buy a pie, pint, programme, etc because they were having none of my shekels). It's amazing how much your passion dissipates, and how quickly, when you're not going to games

Then I remember an LDV Vans Trophy game with Scunthorpe at the KC, or the 4-2 defeat to Leicester in the League Cup in 2002, and how enthralled I was to the beautiful game...

Makes me want to weep

At least I'll always have my ol' chubster Mr Morphy

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I've been here since Easter but its my first World Championship.

i'd rig her if you know what i mean

The Shekels are off

Looks like i win!

What is she's rigged, tho?

Lurk more

bullshit, you’re not Higgins at all

another frame i've conquered

weirdly cold for the may bank holiday right..

oh well. cosy watching the snooks anyway

the Higgins show

>implying boomer riggo knows about Yea Forums

the only active player here is the Australian Autisté

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That's global warming for ya

I don't feel so good

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Can JV just fuck off already. Why did they let him commentate this

>hi user, wanna play a frame with us?

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>t. doesn't know where the cue balls goin

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im not following

m-maybe

judd trump on the ropes

kek

>5 frames played out of a possible 35
>1 frame ahead
>on the ropes

what did he mean by this

I-i can't play snooker, c-can you teach me.

this is the beginning of the end!

y-you t-too

GWAN JOHN

Wouldn't mnd potting the pink and brown, if you know what I mean. Do you get it? LOL

oh no

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not sure I do

kek

in his seat

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judd absolutely seething

Been watching the whole tournament and my pet rock got too fucked up on drugs to find this enjoyable

Sigh

These next fifteen frames are important for Judd. He needs to win at least one.

Former Trump supporter here, this is hilarious watching Trump crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let this guy win the WC.

That doesn't matter. Judd already feels the granite grip on his throat and the dagger's point at his breast. He knows it's over.

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kek 10/10

I want to protect her smile

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(you)

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:3

Trump is fortunate to be level imvho (in my very honest opinion)

Can you fuck off already.

147 INCOMING
147 INCOMING
147 INCOMING
147 INCOMING
147 INCOMING

>8
Is this a maximum?

MAXIMUM ATTACK INCOMING

147 incoming

Stop fucking replying to him

Higgins on GOATing watch

Higgins should be 5-1 up tbqhwyfamalamadingdong (to be quite honest with you famalama ding dong)

how many people are watching this final live?

Has a Laura Palmer vibe

about 20 across the UK, then 400 million in China

Why can these dumb frauds not make a 147 at the crucible?

Did Based Hendry set a curse on it?

in the netherlands? only the two of us

Your numbers are way, way off

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Tempted to go down there a do a 147 myself

gotta go out for a family meal ffs

how much do snooker players get paid? why doesn't trump just get the transplant

Dunno m8, with the amazing standard of modern snooker I'm shocked we don't see one a match

same lol

so world wide ~450?
hehe

trump is at 800k this year

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doesnt win enough

No, I made that up altogether

Top 1-5 comfortably rich
6-10 comfortable
11-16 comfortably but arguably not worth the travelling
17+ minimum wage tier

Gwan foor savan

Higgins daughter is fucking ugly

>Oh John. That’s it.
youtu.be/khMlcTE7lw8

>69
Nice

>NOOO WE CAN'T LET THE CHEAT WIN, RIGGGINS IS A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

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how fucking far behind is the bbc live stream, he is at 45 rn

yeah he's a giant of the game

a big fat giant

top lel

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worldsnooker.com/rankings/

I dunno mate, 80k/y isn't exactly minimum wage at ~30 rank, especially when a lot of the travelling will almost definitely be tax deductible.

I'd agree that it isn't worth it though.

Transplants are memes

This is Christian eriksen before and after his. Now go and Google a recent picture of him. Back to exactly what it was before. Waste of time and money

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TTTTTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN UPPPPP

so true

Where
Where

100 on my bbc stream

its the coldest spring of my WHOLE LIFE

>SYSTEM IS RIGGED
gwanjudd

> the wigger of wishaw

Well Gary Wilson's career earnings are just over £300,000 (genuinely, not a Riggins meme)

Given how long he's been a pro that's seriously poor.

That's just prize money. I'm certain he's over a million with endorsements.

a local bar and grill type thingy

HOW'D YOU SWALLOW 300,000, JOHN?

JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

JOHN HIGGENS IS A MATCH FIXER

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Granite is going to fucking crush.

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I work in a call centre on £18k and I'm 27.

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Gary Wilson was previously such a poor player that he dropped off the tour though, there's not really any money at that end.

He's only finding form now

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prevention is better than cure. Just start taking finasteride as soon as you notice you’re balding

simple as

The Finnish eurosport commentator said that the players have 20 - 30k worth of expenses in a year. So 80k before taxes isn't anything to write home about if you're paying 20 - 30k of expenses after taxes.

>Riggy

If it makes you feel any better, I'm on £42k at 27 and I'm not any happier than I was when I worked min wage

aye, i believe it was somewhere being in the top 80 to earn above minimumwage, but Bingham said if you take add all the travel and money spent, you'll have to be way higher

how come so many 4channers work in call centres

Yes, but I can imagine much of the travel costs can be written off as business expenses

autism prevents them from getting a proper job

Fin is terrible for you'd health.

I'm mid 30s and Norwood 2 is slowly getting worse. I'm just gonna start minox and pray

Finland is a sleeping giant of snooker

Supremely easy job to get, requiring no qualifications and no interview skills as they'll take anyone

for me, it's a cool, foaming pint of Guinness

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>thinking you can stump the Juddernaut

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nah that’s a myth. All the studies prove fin is a very well tolerated drug. Kys

really like the way guinness looks, very aesthetic

hate the taste though (of all beers)

Name 5 Fin former world champions.

Opposite around around, call centre worker is so depressing the workers end up on 4channel

SWAN IN USE
I REPEAT
SWAN IN USE

say my name

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That's an extended spider m8

Most people on Yea Forums are underachievers in life

t. 25yo with a 2:2 in comp sci on 17k in completely unrelated role

opulent rake

just become a web developer lmao what are you doing

>2:2
You're not an underachiever

How have you managed that? I got a 1st in comp sci and walked into double what you're on now without even trying

Not a swan

King Skellington

That's not Chris Froome, m8.

Its not a meme. The issue is most people laround 85% are not suitable to have it done.

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No one gave me an interview. Literally not one

his royal highness the king of restlington

this is extremely high standard snooker

>no degree
>on the Local Government career ladder

If I'd started straight out of school instead of dropping out of uni I'd be on way more by now (currently £27k) / have the experience to be on significantly more in a private sector company

TON UP
O
N

U
P

Froome isn't the king

What are your skills, it's unbelievably easy to find relevant work even with a 2:2 in compsci in the UK, so unless you're massively underselling yourself I don't understand

What are we going to do now between these two sessions?

See you gays in 2 hours imm off for a nap

Have a cheeky wank

Pretty damn good first session

For me, it's taking a shower, listen to a bit of music and then driving to work (h-haha)

Ajax - Willem II

>on the Local Government career ladder

what does this even mean you gimp. Kys

Take a nap ofc

Bye lads. ;(

After that kebab last night I reckon I'll be doing another 3 or 4 shits

I don't know what to do

>but it fucking wont be watching cricket

Niggers are the WEST Indians, these people are wogs!

REMEMBER ME
FOR CENTURIES

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How did you lose to fucking Gilbert?

Was it the one that was posted last night that looked like a dog had eaten it and threw it back up?

this

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I only know Java. And even then haven't touched it in 3 years

>and then driving to work (h-haha)
n-no pls

i got a 2:2 in compsci and it kind of fucked my self esteem. took me years to get things back on track but im nearly there now

absolute banter/meme machine

probs gonna go for a walk around listening to some music. good for my mental healths

Eh, if you're a competent developer then I don't see why you had so much bother, it's going to be a nightmare now with that experience gap between graduating and now.

Basically there is internal progression opportunities in a comfy environment.

Yup. Was nice at the time.

should i order pizza now or wait for the session to start?

I'll be able to watch and it'll most likely be super quiet but still not the same as being comfy at home with a beer.

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How about you eat something healthy and nutritious, you fat bastard?

But Java is like the easiest language to find jobs for. I didn't even know Java when I got my first job 5 years ago. Now I'm writing banking back ends in Java.

so a burger it is

t. vegetable user's mum

>banking back ends
>java
Moment of silence for the corporate fintech ghoul

Stop drinking so much alcohol and get healthy, /147/

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kek, vegetable user must be the most spineless /147/ poster

How to sleep and listen to music at the same time?

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do it now

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I'll start tomorrow

fuck sakes i just had my first porn wank since February. now for the depression and apathy

'no'

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I remember Lee Walker. He was one of those who looked like a potential star when he was younger but never got going as a pro.

I've been drinking a sixpack beer each evening session snooker. WSC is pretty bad for my health yeah.

>spends half hour making a workout playlist

Really don't need this right now

Hope this is on it:
youtube.com/watch?v=ycmQpXWwT0c

If you imagine you're a woman it's the GOAT workout song

Jackie Lennoxs Chipper, Cork City

I have thought about this and it is true. However, I still like him but maybe it is out of pity

You can get an IT support job like mine, which pays about £25 grand. Web hosting companies, managed service providers, etc, will be willing to give you a chance, easy. The only problem is if you don't live in a city.

This is unironically one of the best-produced songs ever created. It's amazing, but if you imagine an acoustic version with just a guitar or piano, it would be awful. It's 100% production skill.

youtube.com/watch?v=MTryM6UlXi0

Some watching for the rest of the interval lads if you've not seen it

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I'll probably watch that 3hour long snooker history documentary after the World Champs are over to help with the withdrawal, like I did last year.

im bulking mate. cant beat those macros

Everyone busy meditating?

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You are always bulking, big boy.

#I'llCutWhenI'mDead

fat cunt

>5 years older than Higgins

Hah, I've taken basically the same screenshot, the sponsor is priceless.

Found the 2017 swedish championship final in carambole, with the guy commentating snooker for swedish eurosport commentating. Such a brilliant man

Laugh and grow fat

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black dont crack

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For me it's the unheralded Dave Harold.

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Imagine a slice of Higgy bacon. So fattening

when is it On ?

Steamed?

For me, it's The Outlaw

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who could ever forget the Hard Man, 1993 Nescafe Asian Open winner Dave Harold?

1 bong and 3 bings

Any of you oddballs use Firefox?

yes

yes

yes

/147/ party tonight,
/147/ party tonight,
/147/ party tonight,,
/147/ party tonight,
We're gonna have a /147/ party tonight... Alright!
We're gonna have a /147/ party alright... Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do,
Than watch snooks
And have a couple of brews.

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Who /depression/ here?

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>you now realise Stephen Lee won 5 tournaments, some of which were quite big.

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Stephen Lee was an outstanding player and he could have been world champion.

Rolls Royce cue action, hyundai brain

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get a gf bro that will cheer you up

Bosnibro, we are going to have to fly to Bosnia to take shifts on suicide watch if these upsetting posts continue

Ahve your add-ons failed?

>he doesn't look up any kind of tech news when his product fails

They've failed across the board because of certificate issues, it will be fixed soon and there's a workaround if you install the temp cert

>sw6
what area? i'm parson's green

Snooker shooters in the house tonight!
Everybody just have a good time!
And we're gonna make you lose your mind!
We just wanna see ya
>>>>STRETCH THAT

Yes, it's an issue with their add-on certificate.
Basically, they're a bunch of buffoons, the let the certificate expire and now Firefox blocks all add-ons because they're considered unsafe.
I don't understand why it's taking them so long to fix this, fucking retards.

did some major stupid stuff during Walpurgisnacht, sent it way worse. Had sex though, so there's that

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HOW'D YOU SWALLOW 300,000, JOHN?

JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/bkspmk/addons_fix_for_5602_older/

This.

A true natural talent and one of the most entertaining players ever. Threw it all away due to being a fat scam artist. Shame.

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Poetry in motion

youtube.com/watch?v=bAH0uYp0Mfk

hazel

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kino

There's so much footage of him playing absolute blinders, and many of them were in frame-deciding situations, rather than just clearup exhibitions.

Honestly such a shame that he's a fat waster, because he could have been an all-time great

so enjoyable to watch desu

>Judd's on for his fifth WC win in as many years
>mystery first round opponent
>Who's it gonna be JV?
>*glass shatters*
>BY GOD IT'S IT WILTSHIRE FATTLESNAKE

a peak Stephen lee would literally stomp the 2019 world champs

And yet Higgins is worshipped like a deity by many. It's not what you are, it's who you know.

Not defending Lee, he deserved punishment. But 12 years effectively ending his career? I think 4-5 would have been more acceptable. Higgins should've got at least a couple of years for his conspiracy but there you go

>Had sex
t. Chad

now, THIS is nawty snooker, not that fake gayass shit Judd plays

They absolutely made an example out of Stephen Lee, but he probably didn't do himself any favours in the proceedings given he has about 4 iq

based supereleephant

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Indeed, Dutchbro. Trump fucks up a lot of nawty efforts by slamming the ball too hard and rattling the pot (did it earlier on a century break).

Like they say, Stephen Lee had a Rolls Royce cue action. Pure class. Trump's is more like a souped up Golf GTI with a fat chavvy exhaust

youtube.com/watch?v=ReKhYxpKY2E

Oh you, last year

Stephen is that you?

For me, it's Lauren Higgins

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smooth as a silk

-Joe Johnson

No one else? Ok

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this jodds vid is still cool
youtube.com/watch?v=oRInF_TKtgY

Not depressed m8 but have battled it in the past and my self-esteem is in the toilet. Anxiety is my downfall.

Hang in there, lad.

me unironically

good tourney

For me, it's Seema Jaswal

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me

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why are you whining for attention? are you a teenage girl? no one here knows you or gives a shit lad either. we're here to talk about snooker not some whiny cunt

Westernised asian girls is my fetish.

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For me, it's Selby's mom

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Sunday roast was superb today, lads. 8.5/10 and the old lady surpassed herself after last weeks dismal effort.

Chicken cooked to perfection, skin was really tasty. Wonderful new potatoes and roasted reg and the gravy was bang on too. No pudding this week but tbph, I would've struggled after the main feast.

Imagine unloading in that. Good lord.

Do i mean nothing to you?

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>new potatoes

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For me, it's Stephen Lee's cue action

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diamonds

Made a nice change from roasters to be fair

>Chicken
What's wrong with beef?

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Had it last week.

Winner winner chicken dinner, lad

saw dave harold in my local chippy a while ago

Just chill bro

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For me the chase is over

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>calling then roasters
>having new potatoes with a roast dinner
Scumcunt.

Jog on you uncultured swine

im not the one crying about muhh depression lmao

I thought Bosnians had real problems, not this bullshit depression thing that has arisen in wealthy, hedonistic western nations.

You're not really in any sort of position to be calling people uncultured when you have new potatoes with a roast dinner, you inbred wog.

you reckon he lives close to you?

In the frame, party rock
Looking at Vikki, she on the spot
Non stop when I'm in the baulk
Booty moving weight like I own the block
Where the red? I gots to know
Tight pants, vest, cause I'm rock n' roll
Cubol cushioned, torturous
Making snookers, nawty? No!

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>Here's a young fan here tonight, a young autistic fan apparently, and he's a massive snooker fan
lmao

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BBC's intro needs to fucking die.

>Camera moves to his phone, he's browsing /147/ and /bundes/

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Absolutely checked ausbro

That's me back lads. Mah's made a may day roast pork dinner.

GWAN JAHN

based cringey VTs

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Schizophrenia is real problem m8

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Ohboy, here we go

>dem dubstepz

Snooker must be in the toilet if Trump made the final, was absolutely dogshit in the first round

that's different.

Say it with me

>GRANITE

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do it faggot

kek
he's schizo, lads

>Robbo
More like
>Robbed

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You walk into a snooker hall and this bad mutha smacks you on the ass.

What do you do?

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TANAPPPPs

Where were you when Hazel won the snooker world championship?

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Cry on tv

Can you do it for me?

Hopefully the high standard will persist for the whole final. Could redeem an otherwise underwhelming tournament

take an unusual bounce

get a kick

Why has Blumpf chosen a generic house track as walk-in?

hehe

wonder how far she'd get if she just put her head down and boosted down the tunnel for the door with the trophy tucked under her arm

I hope you did the washing up again

>jrumpf
>exciting

fuck off

PDC tier graphics from the Beeb

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Jealous desu

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GWAN JOHN

Finally this bullshit of wc came to end

That hair colour with her skin tone makes her look like one of those roma gyppos

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THE MOST EXCITING PLAYER OF HIS GENERATION

...the horror, the horror

Is the ceiling falling apart, or something?

>out of form and still in final
>this makes him a bad player
the absolute state

Can casuals just fuck of already?

>went for the brown
pretty based
t. purebred finngol yearning for a sexy, horny, erotic, brown gf

>no mention of yorkshire puds

Sorry lad but it's a well established fact that a Sunday roast can never be higher than a solid 7 without yp

JOHN HIGGINS IS A MATCH FIXER

BBC budget cuts, the ceiling is held together with electrical tape

>all I wanna do POW POW POW POW take ya hair m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ hair follicles

id climb all over that. she looks good as well

Bosnias gone bi polar

finnbro, you must be wanking 10+ times per day with the consistent state of your comments

Did anyone else here use to unironically like Higgins before his match rigging shit? I did. I think he shudda been banned from snooker for life though

Big tits

>tape falls to distract Trump just as he's taking a shot
THE
RIG
IS
IN

Someone post the Higgins Celtic webm

unironically looks like that brazilian music tranny

which part of Sheffield ya from mate?

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I can't not support him because I am Scottish

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Which one?

not sure if it's an attention seeking act he's putting on or something that actually merits concern.
which is why I'm on the fence as to whether I like Bosnibro or not.

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i dont like him but nobody should be barred from the WCs if they’re good enough to be there

I usually wank once per day though, I just have an overactive sex drive

ditto but im bristolian

Is this confirmed?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY?

I share a birthday with him so we're connected by the stars.

Lol

this one

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>sex drive
Is it encrypted?

Martin Gould would like to know your location

Higgin's snooker is so pleasing to watch, it's surgical as fuck. I can't hate this guy he's an absolute unit.

Damn bro, you old. Don't you have stock to be countin shieeeet.

tfw i assumed you were talking about pablo vittar
tfw why do I know who she is

>100 centuries

calm down hendo

yes, but sometimes a woman finds the key to it

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Get your tonup signs ready

QUIET PLEASE

C E N T U R Y

LITERALLY SHAKING

His all round game is basically perfect.

What's her name?

*Rustles crisp packet*

Big John once again showcasing that form is temporary, but pure class can't be lost

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desu, he was robbed of two of the earlier frames by bad luck breaking up the reds. This shouldn't even be close.

when he's playing well it's really good to see.

*cough*

seething

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>sticky tape-gate

gotta be in the montage

LIKE A SHITTING DOG

we need a new

THE RIG IS IN

YOU FUCKED IT UP.

"this really is just disgraceful behavior by an idiot in the crowd, who'll quite rightly be ejected."

THROW THE FRAME OR YOUR WIFE ENDS UP ON FORDHAMS SUNDAY ROAST

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>as*** fordhams sunday roast

How DOES one swallow 300,000, John?

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not yet.

wonder what excuse Judd will come up with on Twitter for choking this match now that he's come out as having given up the life of a spiceboy club twink and supposedly dedicated his life to the game

In awe at the size of this lad

Implying one person is enough to qualify as a fordham sunday roast

Lads, I'm done

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I wouldn't even pot you

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I want to ejaculate on Seema's legs

Stunning

well done lad, well done

Absolutely inch perfect.

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Lol

Have the reds ever formed a swastika?

omg andy fordham.
the nostalgia... I can't take it.

"So you just narrowly miss a ball to go to a pocket and that's it"

Pic related
It's me and my bitch

i'll lose hope in humanity if that fat fucking degenerate becomes a MEP

Can't tell who's rigging who in this frame

dont like it

> they've gone

not going to lie she has very beautiful big eyes

I would vote for him just to annoy Jess Phillips desu

im very lonely and horny

NAWTY

on ali's training table

Hey Faggots,

My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ass? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best snooker player in the world. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot twink (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

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don't care lol

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>politics in /147/

Quiet please

New:

>tfw 1st in comp sci and on 19k
My life is a joke

When Dennis Taylor's voice gradually ramps up after a good shot

>oh that's a wonderful SHOT WHAT A SHOT THAT IS

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This is the first quality match since the second round.
Delighted none of those two shitters from the semis are here.

It’s only because I’m banned in britpol and this is the closest other board

I wonder why

his voice is probably the most irritating sound in the universe.

W-Where is everyone?

Here:

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