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>Friday 3rd of May
Juventus 1 - 1 Torino (17' Lukic; 84' Ronaldo)
>Saturday 4th of May
Chievo 0 - 4 SPAL (8' Felipe; 47' Floccari; 55' Felipe; 81' Kurtic)
Udinese 0 - 0 Inter
>Sunday 5th of May
Empoli 1 - 0 Fiorentina (54' Farias)
15:00 Lazio - Atalanta
15:00 Sassuolo - Frosinone
15:00 Parma - Sampdoria
18:00 Genoa - Roma
20:30 Napoli - Cagliari
>Monday 6th of May
20:30 Milan - Bologna
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Genoa in B sub-edition
>Genoa - Rome
>Atalanta - Genoa
>Big risk Genoa makes 0 points and gets relegated
HOPE PREZIOSI CHOKES ON A GORMITI FIGURE
>tfw
Viola could unironically still get relegated
>Samp - Empoli
>Empoli - Torino
>Inter - Empoli
If Empoli gets 9 points its a miracle
But your kids would be jewish if you knocked her up!
Good 5th May fras!!
I stay noided
>scatalanta
Milan are taking their 4th place back
Rooting for based Hateboer.
fug. a draw would be gud. but roma will win for sure so doesnt matter rely. REEEEEEE
Milan going to get REVENGE FUCKED by Based Mihajlovic
only thing milan is taking back is their place on the couch in the middle of the week
ok clueless moron
Zapata > Džeko
based duvan
>leave Zapata all alone in the middle of the box
???
>Atalanta and Roma still have to play Juve
>Hardest game for Milan is Fio
It's right there
Nice control and movement.
Zapata is having his best season in career while Dzeko one of his worst one
Juve won't get a shit about the last match with Atalanta.
>Juve won't get a shit about the last match with Atalanta.
pretty sure that's the only match Juve will give a fuck about considering the 3-0
Nazio trying to kill Ilicic before the final.
>that's a bad thing
I too would hate it if my children were rich and succesful
there is a slight question of form, balotelli's illegitimate son
>Quagliarella (c)
Is /SerieA / going to hijack TSUUUUUUUUUUU from earning the Capocannoniere title?
Parma and Juve were refball
one duvan zapata pls
Where are the fans?
tending to their flocks
> asking for Roma, Nazio and Napoli supporters
What is the record for penalty scored in one season?
Lads, it's Sasol
Signori scoring 12 in 95-96
Divicic
Lazio and Atalanta could swap Caicedo and Zapata and nobody would notice
great match so far
Nice stereotypes racist
>tfw broke af israeli gf
>Sassuolo getting trashed by Frosinone
>27:29 minutes played out of 47
Effective time when?
>Ilicic woke up
fuck
Never understood this shit, does "possession of the ball" mean the time the ball was in someone's feet? Are the 20 phantom minutes the time the ball was traveling from one player to another?
Seriously considering buying Yea Forums pass so that I can post from a computer again
Fate worse than death
>Are the 20 phantom minutes the time the ball was traveling from one player to another?
It's the dead time after a foul or after the ball goes out and has to be played again
What happened?
>It's the dead time after a foul or after the ball goes out and has to be played again
Is there really 20 minutes of that each game? Fuck
>le footy lad look
*each half
>lalzio
>lazzie defense
>wallace
then they insult other teams' niggers
fuuuggg blackman fugged up. come lazio score pls
France won FIFA Espots MONDIAL
>wallace
> Who can stop us?
Thank you Wallace
kek wallace getting booed
>whistle the player that keeps fucking up
>inzaghi keeps him on the pitch
Who is more retarded? Laziali thinking they won't just make him choke more or Inzaghi?
Most serb ISP ips have been "temporarily muted" from posting on most of boards, /aspie/ included, due to "abuse" (funposting). But the notification politely lets you know that purchasing a Yea Forums pass circumvents that.
Ive been a disgusting phoneposter for a few months now out of necessity because phone data IP works.
Sucks watching footy without commenting along the way here
Posting without my slag folder is even worse
Not comfy
Are you deaf?
Think about all the times that the match has been stopped, it could pass between 5 and 10 seconds minimum every time.
It's impossible to notice but I guess it's accurate
>Inda - Chievo
Is Chievo going to Epic screw Over Inda just like Lazio?
We miss you Serbro
lazio needs to win pls
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TAKING OFF THAT FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER
ERA
why no era from that john terry block
Well Quag is pretty much confirmed capocannoniere right now. With how Juventus plays there's no chance Ronaldo overtakes him
This literally looks like a fixed game.
it's not. It's just Wallace being retarded but Lazio is actually trying. They're just shit
t. Romafag
> milanisti seething
I agree
GYM CITY
>don't give two penalties
>WOAH ATALANTA SO GOOD
rip lazio
>Milan customers can't cope with mid table
>Roma - Juve
>RONALDO will ACTIVATE his Superpowers and do some goals.
It will end 1 -7 screen cap this
i'm Atalantafag from polenta city but i'm not watching the game, is lazio really trying?
never forget così fu
>let's keep our retarded centerbacks in since they're playing so well
Has nothing to do with it.
Milan already gave up and has no chance of winning any of the games left.
Doesn't change the fact that this game is looking shady.
...
>Milan Badelj coming in
Will he save his namesake?
>remove the good nigger to keep the useless terrone in
>keep your worst nigger in after he fucks up not once but twice
How big of a brainlet is Inzaghi?
yes they even played better in the first half I'd say.
>Lazio is actually trying.
Do you know how match-fixing works?
>se so scansati
fuck off albania. You literally watched two webms and decided that's why a shit team is losing
>
sinceramente se lo scambio è che ci fan vincere in campionato ma dobbiamo lasciargli la coppa possono anche farsi fottere
>that slip instead of a tapin straight away
lmfao this whole fucking webm is a festival of spaghetti spilling outta pockets
It was 3 webms because all 3 of those goals looked bullshit.
Just because a team is looking good on the pitch that doesn't mean the match isn't fixed.
Wallace own goal btw.
GREAT JOB INZAGHI
If everything goes well Napoli can still finish lower than top 4
It's a Gym City goal though.
Wallace is a crisis actor
Dea Dea Dea
they confirmed it as own goal
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I agree. I would prefer to win CI than going to CL but probably they are so retard that they let us to win just to penalize Roma
Albania are you ready to get REVENGE FUCKED by Based Mihajlovic?
It's not about that, they'd just rather prevent Roma from going to UCL than they care about participating in European cups.
You can't get much more pathetic than that.
>the state of Lazio
Wow this thread sure smells like gombloddo
>Be Atalanta
>Build a new Stadium
>Have a Great Coach
>Seeing the decay of Milano Sport Team
>Rom and Napule are LOSERS Franchise
Are /SerieA / witnessing the rise of a new contender for the TOP SPOTS?
Is Atalanta going to save us against JJ dominance?
>sell every player
>tally a nice 0 points in CL
>go back to irrelevance
Why would I care about that?
Season is over for Milan, I already said I'm not watching any of the remaining games.
time to choke
well, that's even more pathetic actually.
I understand the "don't push to hard in campionato focus on coppa", and, actually, could be even better for Lazio to qualify for EL that way.
If it is not even a inciucio " pls give me coppa i give you 3 points", Lazio is kinda pathetic.
Now i want Atalanta to win the final even more just to piss on Lazio
I wish but I agree with
Customer mentality.
>Atalanta winning the Coppa and bagging the rd/4th place
Would cum unironically
yeah happened exactly that when we sold Gagliardini Caldara Kessie Conti... and we went to EL.
What part of Atalanta are you fra?
Based DEA ready to snatch third place
they didn't lose on purpose. They're just shit AND on a shit streak. They needed refball to win against Sassuolo for fuck sake. Nobody on Roma's side ever thought about them beating Atalanta unless of a fucking miracle. The difference between this match and 2010 Lazio - Inter is glaring.
>Pastore back in the trash
I was scared Ranieri would get pressured into playing him to raise his price
Bassa, zona Azzano/Stezzano/Zanica. tu?
roma and atalanta in champions
>442 with no wingers
based
*puke*
too white for you, ngubu?
Sempre vissuto a Seriate ma i miei sono di San Pellegrino
>Still Gasperini in change
>Still Having the best U21 team in italy
>Still Not Buying Bidoni like INDA
next year i''ll predict the fall of Napule and the rise of Atalanta
>Lil tits big heart
instagram.com
>tatoos
>piercings
Aaaand into the trash it goes, imagine being so pretty and ruining yourself with the egirl look
you're supposed to bang it, not bring her home to your mother
>i can never get the wogs that look like this. only the slutty blondes and redheads
asd bella ci sono nato all'ospedale di Seriate.
Saran 10 anni che non frequento Bergamo, da quando ho finito le superiori all'esperia
why not both
Get the fuck out of here, /seriea/ is a Christian general
>asd
user mi hai appena riportato nel 2005 diomadò
Based and breadpilled.
pota
Virgins hate those because they think homely looking girls are less slutty (protip: they're not).
I don't even want a gf to have sex with, I just want a hug and and feel human touch for a change ;_;
Genoa - Rome
Genoa wins
>Genoa is save from relegation
>we will witness Giallo zozzi cry out for a Gomblotto
>Sick Palotto will sell Rom to Based FERRERO
Roma wins
>Based Ranieri saved Rom from economical Collaps by taking them into CL spot
>Genoa Will get relegated
>Preziosi will Choke on some GORMITI figure
>still use asd with my boomer friends
Unironically better than lol
Empoli last three games are pretty hard, I doubt they can avoid relegation
hug your mom
Don't you have a dutch gf user?
>Samp - Empoli
>Atalanta - Genoa
Samp will "Lose" To Empoli and Atalanta need to win so Genoa is full deep into relegation.
>if the ref gave a penalty to Udinese yesterday and merda lost Dea would've been 3rd right now
That fucking ref
>Juventus jobs to Roma and Atalanta on purpose
>Inter chokes
>they fall out of top 4
>Juventini go out with a huge "GAME OVER" transparent in regards to that Inter one
>trevisani Adani
Fuck no
Damn look at Zaniolo's pimples. Is he going to get even bigger than this?
OH noo
>it's a "no foul called on Zaniolo" episode
Been a while
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That time Juventus played in CL with Vucinic-Quag up front
imagine how much testosterone he is producing
don't hate on mirko
Conte's Juve was unlucky in Europe, his third year would have been the good one if Galatasaray didn't happen, Allegri brought the same team to the final
I would never after he got the 'stache
Allegri was a breath of fresh air after Conte's schemes that were predictable like fuck. That said I'd gladly take Antonio back for one year and fired the shit out of Allegro and his staff
Yeah, earlier years of Allegri were good (winning the league from 13th place was kino), but he went mad after losing at Cardiff with his "muh simple game" etc.
Also yeah, his staff is total shit.
what a man. 09/10 was the first season I followed Roma, he was a machine. also always loved how little it looked like he cared
>gecko
Ever since Cardiff, in my eyes Allegri has shown that he has literally no balls and is burned out as a manager.
>can't keep the locker room
>generally Juventus plays way worse in the 2nd half - can't motivate the players
>current tactics are predictable and easy to counter. Higher pressing and Juventus shits themselves
>only tactic is a lang baal and cross onto Ronaldo/Mandzukic
>tons of muscle injuries that weren't there with Conte
In my eyes, Allegri is done and if he's not replaced after the season ends I can definitely see Juventus choking the league and Allegri getting into the shitter the same way Conte fucked him over when he was managing Milan. Would be actually kino if Conte took Roma/Inter/Milan, won the league with them and beat Allegri again.
He's a lazy fuck but when the rare moment happens where he isn't, magic happens.
Reminder that Conte's Juventus played like this. Look at the fucking lineup lmao
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>florenzi is actually producing good deliveries
>he is also making that bambi legged negro look like messi
when was the last time this fraud produced an actual good game?
>PELLEGRINI
KILL YOURSELF
FUCK
>lellegrini
Its been a long time since
Perhaps none this season
But we still love him
No homo, but I would
> Roma chocking
> Dea winning CI and qualifying CL
Am I dreaming?
Not Choking it's Based Minestra from Ranieri
Almost had a heart attack
We need based kluivert or based under to take the field
Nice to see that Adani counts shit shots from outside the box going wide as clear chances
If they don't sell players Atalanta will be another Ajax next year in the CL
I don't know how this "Zaniolo is a wing" meme began but it needs to stop asap
Atalanta will get shit on once they face teams that run as much if not more than them. They're in this spot because they put more intensity in their matches than the rest of the league put together
Blame Monchi for buying 3 different attacking midfielders when you already had Pellegrini and EDF for literally killing the team
You wouldn't like the alternatives, even if they were alive
Couldn't say better, last year Allegri almost lost the league and this year was "mandatory" to win due to first Ronaldo scudetto etc, but with that gone Juve could easily choke the next league, we're already seeing that these last matches after all
> beating Everton
> beating Lyon
> Almost kicked out Borussia Dortmund
COME ON
SCORE 1 FUCKING GOAL
Gombloddo intensifies
Sub pellegrini off for fuck sake
I have a feeling that lapadula is very low IQ
Cant believe how shit Nzonzi and Cristante are
This is a complete shitshow
Fucking this
Pastore had an amazing game and he decides to pick pellegrini
Cant believe im asking for Pastore
Probably the worst Milan striker I've seen. Stupid manlet with no speed, no technique, no positioning.
Kalinic, Luiz Adriano, Menez, Andre Silva, Borini are all good compared to him.
Schick please
If you are worth any of the 40million paid
Please score a fucking goal today
Zaniolo is not a fucking winger
For fucks sake
CAM ON ROMA SCORE SAM FACKING GOAL
Schick fa schifo al cazzo porco dio Dzeko non ne parliamo
lel i put money on a red card in the genoa match, state of me
>yfw Udinese gets relegated
FUCK YES
GOL SI
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You can't win against Ranieri plot armor
Happy for Ranieri senpai
kek
>El Sha is Roma's top scorer
idk if cringe or based
>tfw no bloody-nosed Schick bf to do coke with
Also great to see the impact of Kluivert after he got subbed on
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust
Based Ranieri saved his career but killed Zaniolo's
wew lad
PRESS F FOR ROMA
JJ ROMERO KILLS ROM
Based Juventino Futuro
>schick
That didn't last long
the story of rome
why do i follow this shit team
if it werent for totti i wouldve quit a million years ago
>have 4 lanklets marking 1 manlet
>manlet wins header
fantastic jump from nzono as well
Nzonzi is the most useless player ever
Fuck Monchi
fucking kek
Fuck Romero, JJ should carry Roma or Atalanta to CL.
Hoping in based Miha tomorrow
top kek it had to be this way
Guess Patrick isn't getting a cheeky blowjob from his sister tonight
>No conte
>No Mou
>No champions
fuck us
PRESS F FOR ROMA
PRESS F FOR ROMA
GG GENOA YOUR SAFE
Wtf Sanabria
t. Sanabria
I think we could use some Chat for old times sake.
We are now forced to beat JJ
Fuck us
>those stands
italy is so pathetic.
I thought Game of Chokes came out tonight?
Imagine passing the ball to the goalie in a PK
Piatek would've scored this
>Selling players for survival
>Based Mazzarri will coach
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Mazarri
>Based
Nah fuck that clown
its over m8
>4 minutes of injury time
>they score at exactly 90:00
>ball is in play at 92
>give a penalty
>whistle at 96:00
Okay then. Anyway Schick shouldn't see a football pitch ever again
PRESS F TO ROMA
WELCOME TO CL ATALANTA
Atalanta can still lose to JJ
Inter is in shit form
Its still possible
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY DREAM OF SEEING INTER 5th
You have to go back to sleep to see it again
Yeah but then it's Milan who will be 4th
suck it bitch, based Genoa delivering for Inter once again
Atalanta will steamroll to CL
It's Over lad without CL Roma is DEAD ON ARRIVAL
JJ ROMERO
JJ MANOLAS
JJ ZANIOLO
They won't be, the whole team doesn't give a shit anymore
Inter is getting raped by Napoli next week m8
It's done Atalanta fags. Feels good to be in CL
>reddt rom
GET FUCKED GYPSIES
If they win against Chievo they are ok
>both Roma-Atalanta games ended 3-3
>tiebreaker is goal difference
>Atalanta has 13 goal difference advantage on Roma
unless Atalanta chokes incredibly hard and Roma pulls off a miracle Atalanta is in 4th
GG Hope you don't Udinese it for the ranking
Jj won't play much anymore but maybe they want to avenge the 3-0 in CI.
I think they won't play vs Roma
Atalanta has to go through Genova without Gomez and Masiello and Juventus with a Coppa Italia final in the middle. You could argue they could throw the final because they are 100% in the EL anyway, but when the fuck are they ever gonna win another trophy if they blow this one?
You have to explain Ronaldo
>sorry, no way for you to even try catch up to Quagliarella, we need to throw those games
So is Roma by Juventus
>Genocided by Genoa
Atalanta deserve CL anyway, the goddesses will meme magic La Dea to CL
What about Inter and Milan kicked out in EL? In this case doesn't the ranking count?
Quag is already at +4, unless he does hattricks or more than one goal per match he can't catch up anymore
It depends everything from Roma-Juventus. If Roma doesn't win they are out.
>You have to explain Ronaldo
Look, there's literally 0 chance Ronaldo overtakes Quag unless a miracle happens and Juventus starts to actually create some chances other than millions of crosses onto his head from Cuadrado and De Sciglio
There's no fucking way Atalanta chokes two matches on top of losing to juve. I wish that was the case but come on. Genoa will probably go full muh gasperini now that they're basically safe
Hope you don't become the next Sampdoria /Chievo
>Qualify to C.L qualification
>Chokes Hard Core the serieA games into relegation
Thank you maggica, you truly are >our greatest ally
That's why i Hope to see Milano teams out of EURO GAMES
They need to choke one single game if Milan wins every single one of them
>Bologna at home
>Fio who has nothing to play for anymore
>Frosinone at home
>Spal who has nothing to play for anymore
Atalanta is 3rd right now btw
Still -1 from Atalanta
No.
I think unless a catastrophe occurs Inter is in the CL and third place. Not because the others will choke but because they won't. Maybe they lose against Napoli, but Empoli will be relegated by Sampdoria and Torino before the last game.
Actually it's Genoa that is Milano's biggest ally. They literally wage war every time an enemy of Milano is around, and they sell you their best players and give the others the shits.
they're not user, I mean they will be but not tonight
Sinisa finna dab on those poor souls
Who the fuck cares about Milan lmao I was talking about Roma. Milan won't even get EL
Milan has got 7 points in the next 3 games. Watch out.
>third place
i seriously doubt it at this point, but frankly who cares. CL is the important thing, litterally the only one that has to lose from Inter ending 4th instead of 3rd (outside of the management getting a slightly smaller share of tv rights) is Spallo and fuck that guy. Let Atalanta have their wonder season.
Get fucked ABIs, we beat Chievo, and finnally grab our popcorns for what's left of the season watching the shitters from below murdering each other for the fucking 4th place.
>685x367
Inter needs 7 points in the next three games to automatically be in CL, and even that doesn't guarantee the 3rd place if Dea beats JJ. I can't see Riomma beating JJ but it's far from over user
based roma choking
For me, it's first from the right
Atalanta wins the tiebreaker with Inter, Roma and Lazio but loses to Torino and Milan
Roma loses tiebreakers against Inter, Atalanta and Milan but wins against Torino and Lazio (+4 GD atm)
>they're not user, I mean they will be but not tonight
you're right mb, got confused.
Fucking Schick I really hope he dies
PRESS F FOR ROMA
In summer A.S C.O.O.P will sell their best players.
Pray for Sabatini to Fix your shitty team.
Pray Sarri loses CL spot /E.league finals.
If not FORZA ROMA FORZA LUPI SON TORNATI I TEMPI CUPI
I stand by what I said before the matchday and say that both Inter and Dea will end at 69 points (which of course means Dea 3rd).
Spal still stomped Chievo despite already having nothing to play for
God, thats hot
Ah yes, cause a dead last Chievo with four 2000s is the same as a desperate Milan who has to give everything
>Milan
>Desperate
>Giving Everything
I don't see any fucking problem bros, next year we'll win EL with based Conte, annihilating Siviglia in the final, while Inda and Scatalanta will get smacked in CL groups AT BEST.
>Conte joining an EL team
user
It's time to bring back Coppa Eufa
Wish I was this positive
I don't think he'll be Roma's manager next year but from what we know in all the meetings he said that not getting to CL wouldn't automatically mean he's out
Press S to spit on Frosinone´s grave
Conte needs a team. He's waiting hoping to get the best possible available but all that's left is Roma and Milan since Inter is keeping Spalletti and PSG, Bayern and so on don't give a fuck about him
n-no
>Inter is keeping Spalletti
I keep hoping they don't
Bakayoko's fall out of grace is a conspiracy to hide the fact that they can't afford to buy him out anymore. So they just came up with some disciplinary problems he's supposedly had all year. If he had problems all year, why is Gattuso only upset about it now?
Why would they make a conspiracy out of it? IIRC they outright said in the past that they won't redeem Bakayoko if they won't finish 4th.
Gattuso is both too proud and too brainlet to play these kinds of mind games
Based and redpilled
I'm not sure about that, sounds more like something people would just assume and not a statement from the club. But there's no way to check now.
But the big difference is that when they loaned him, Bakayoko was a reject that nobody expected much from, but then he became one of the best players this season so everyone started to think that buying him out would be a natural thing to do and I bet the fans assumed he'll stay no matter what because it would be foolish to let him go. But now if they really can't, they might want to save face by making it look like they don't want to.
Leotardo is the mastermind behind it.
Here's what i found
>Maldini: ‘Signings depend on CL’ Friday December 28 2018
>"Bakayoko and Higuain? We’ve been clear with the players: the Champions League is binding.”
>Maldini: Milan expected FFP probe Thursday April 11 2019
>"He didn’t start very well and had to adjust. We’re super happy with him and we’ll try to keep him, although it depends on FFP and our final League position."
>providing sources like a big dick OG
Based. I guess my theory was too good for the bleak reality.
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state of napoli
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small club
i'm fucking losing because napoli can't score 2 ( TWO) goals
>betting on mediterranean football
>betting on Italian football
i know, such a stupid thing to do
public opinion.
fuck napoli, fucking ancelotti
UOMO CRAGNO
how the fuck are they losing to Cagliari? They were literally brain dead last week. Pastore dabbed all over them ffs
The only logical con conclusion is that Pastore has been unlocked
yeah, but remember those CLs medals he won?
oh yeah, fuck him and his CL medals, made napoli worse than before
>Pastore against sheepfuckers
What did you expect?
>Ancelotti
When will this hack just retire
Post your reaction if its him who ends up obliterating Milan's season
clearly that against Milan will be his first victory
Montella is only happy when his team loses.
fucking napoli and stupid ancelel
Based Nabule wins again!
>Pjanic keeps talking about leaving
Welp he's finally gone. If Juve sell him Sandro and Costa they could probably raise about 150mil to re-balance the squad.
lel i won my parlay
Sandro is De Ceglie/Padoin tier
Rube will crash and burn next season. Screencap this.
this sums up modern football quite well
fuck you're mom too lol
Yea, but there is interest in him for his one good season. He won't go for the 70mil Chelsea offered but I could see him being sold for 45-50mil.
Nabule
nah you're fine now, you scored
brehs
Robbed
>you now remember Milan was 10 points ahead of Atalanta before the derby
who /clebbe/ here?
>tfw no mocca qt3.14 gf
shes so hot brehs
W H O
H
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would nut up her butt until jizz came out of her mouth desu
Nathalie Emmanuel
The girl from GoT and Fast and Furious
ue ue inzigne shit
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Based Dea fans welcoming back the team
Based and rolling
oh true. Fuck I was hoping for a new slag
Reroll
Ah yesss, time to go to bed in preparation for another day of wageslaving while falling asleep to an episode of a random sitcom #473836 so that my idle mind cant freefall into a rabbit hole of pathetic thoughts about being pathetic and lonely
Sleep tight /seriea/ and cherish that Montela's smile has been rightfully returned to us, thank god for small mercies
There's another Dutch lad having foursomes with his gf's parents, I'm just lonely
this has been the worst week for Serie A in over a year
Never in doubt...
Real talk, how is it to have sex with Red Light District girls?
Based God saving Napoli at the end
I live and study in Leiden, so I don't know. Also I'm just lonely, not horny. Thanks antidepressants
Damn Tuscan managers are a real treasure
HOPPA DEI HAMPIONI
Cagliari's sporting director mad af
>I know this won't matter for most people because Cagliari is irrelevant and today the refs awarded a penalty against an irrelevant club. Even though I believe VAR is a very useful tool, you have to explain me and everybody this: what did the scientists in the VAR room reviewing the game make up to award a penalty in Napoli's favour? Every point is vital for us. Why did they come up with this made up foul? Why are they doing this, what are talking about seriously?
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Gotta get me a Papu kit, already have a Berardi kit from when he lead Sassuolo to the Europa league.
COMPLOTTO
PLEASE MODS HELP THIS FINE FELLA
Serie B matchday 37 results
Venezia 2-2 Pescara
Spezia 2-0 Crotone
Cremonese 0-0 Brescia
Ascoli 1-2 Palermo
Cittadella 3-0 Verona
Benevento 3-3 Padova
Livorno 1-0 Carpi
Salernitana 1-2 Cosenza
Foggia-Perugia, tomorrow
-Brescia, the champion of Serie B (time for more Serie A kino, with the derby against Atalanta and kits galore with Sampdoria and Fiorentina)
-Frosinone returns to Serie B inmediately, while Chievo returns after 12 years in Serie A
-Virtus Entella, Juve Stabia and Pordenone promoted to Serie B
-Padova and Carpi relegated to Serie C
-Cremonese enters playoffs while Verona are dropping like flies
-Venezia and Foggia´s only way to stay on Serie B are by relegation playoffs (either of them against either Crotone, Livorno or Salernitana)
-speaking of Salernitana, they enter relegation zone for the first time, and only one matchday is left before playoffs
-Ascoli and Cosenza confirmed their presence for next season
BRESCIA
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Hope all of fucking Bergamo burns and everybody dies
>wanting qt's to die
Wew, this post smells like incel
I think an user said one of them was from brescia and in no way they were related to bergamo
Who else /FailedAtLife/ here?
Based. For me it's podcasts.
The endless stream of entertainment that the internet provides us with is truly the best when it comes to ignoring what's wrong with our lives. By keeping my mind constantly occupied with anything but introspection I can say I feel quite happy most of the time.
We truly live in blessed times.
Good night brehs.
Bergamaschi aren't people, they're rats who mimic people
You dumb fucks, being a cenobite is the way to find happiness in life.
In fact I'm writing this using the monastery wi-fi I cracked.
Rolling
Just b you're self fra.
Sleep tight /seriea/
Blackpilled t b h.
>believing in man-made religions
lmao
While I do listen to podcasts at work, I've grown to realize that they are quite harmful especially for people who tend to gravitate towards Yea Forums.
Podcasts end up being friend simulators, conditioning you into degrading your conversational skills because they train you only to listen, not to provide feedback. And when you actually do its usually in a form of a devils advocate who debates for the sake of debates.
There is also the paradox of growing to hate the few friends you actually do have for not being as intereresting as your pretend friends on the podcasts, while also growing to hate the podcasters as well because all their flaws, hypocritical behaviour and idiosyncrasies come out the more you end up following them.
After consuming one interview of Jordan Peterson you may as well commit all your internet time on this earth to porn or russian acestreams of Serie B, its equally stimulating on the intellectual level.
We need 9/12 points AND atalanta loses at least 1/3 game to the final matchday...
We can "afford" to lose tomorrow even
Not that we are gonna
All the "evil eyes" will be on Milan
To be clear, I only listen to professionally produced, interesting podcasts, not "podcasts" that are just a couple of dudes on a conference call.
Some of my favourites in alphabetical order: 99% invisible, Caliphate, Criminal, Radiolab, Reply All, Reveal, Serial, The History of Rome, This American Life, This is Love
It's truly a dark time we're living in
>Only 30 years ago people who couldn't get laid had to jack off to lingerie catalogs or using their imagination
have you ever tried that shit? it sucks
porn > sex imo
The next matchday is the last one. All matches will be played at 15:00 next saturday (contemporary matches are always kino). Lecce is facing Spezia at home while Palermo will have a slightly harder matchup against Cremonese, also at home. Palermo needs a better result than Lecce to qualify directly: they also have a direct match advantage, which means that should Lecce lose Palermo is in with a draw. Reasons to support Palermo:
>absolutely kino /blackandpink/ kits
>Alberto "the Menae of Milan" Brignoli as a starting goalkeeper
>a good local following and a new ownership which hopefully doesn't make them an elevator club like Frosolone
>kino stadium
How do you rate ItalianFootballTV pod?
reasons to not support Palermo:
>the financial black hole in the books that will eventually devour everything worthwhile in sight
Don´t forget the relegation matches, Crotone and Livorno are the most likely to stay, the former because of having more points than the rest, their match is home vs Ascoli while the latter has a pretty easy match (away vs already relegated Padova), Foggia and Venezia´s chances depends on tomorrow´s results between Foggia and Perugia, Salernitana faces Pescara, i think these guys are the most likely to be on relegation playoffs (vs Foggia or Venezia)
*dabs*
unironically considering killing myself this summer if I don't find something fun to do
More reasons
well this thread took a dark turn all of a sudden
yikes
*ahem*
FUCK RIOMMA
Pretty comfy but also very basic, reddit tier opinions, and I dont mean that in a condescending or demeaning way. Main issue I have is the audio production which is quite bad, they should use better mics and mixing
Hard disagree, most girls today are up for porn tier degradation
Make sure to specify penis in vagina, they will scam you and charge you full rate just for a blowjob otherwise and play dumb after the fact.
Will give those a try, thanks user
Based and based Brignoli
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good night lads
palermo is THE kino italian club.
really hope they quality directly
Maybe the real GOMBLOTTO were the feels we had and the friends we made along the way
Based Mangiante. He looked shook as fuck today on the sidelines
>porn > sex
I never had sex so I can't judge, but since I watch porn on a regular basis all I can tell is that it does nothing more than giving you ephemeral pleasure and becoming an addiction.
The problem is that it doesn't reduce my obsession for sex but it actually increases it and gives a more precise form to it
I would too if it wasn't for the pain I would cause to my family
>but it actually increases it and gives a more precise form to it
is this a periphrasis to say "I've fallen into the rabbit hole pls send help"?
As someone who's had sex over 50 times, isn't particularly good at it, has no self-esteem and is not particularly attractive to girls, the brief self-validating boost I've gotten from sex has always been ultimately outweighed by the feelings of anxiety, loneliness, inadequacy and sadness that followed.
Tbf that's just my experience though, I'm sure for more normal, better adjusted people those negative aspects aren't present.
>Sky Club discussing the photo shoot session Icardi and Wanda Nara published couple of days ago
>"These are the photos they made"
>"And in this pic they're posing on the table they use to sign contracts"
>Capello: "Using a marking pen-is"
Reminder that if you kys you won't be able to shitpost next year when Jjuve inevitably gets kicked out of CL.
Why does he looks SO old, wtf?!
remo freuler has been the most underrated mf in the last 2 seasons. love that nigga. de roon gets the glory but patricians know wheres it at.
all those nights out boozing, flirting and being stalked around during his Inter years took their toll
kek
tbf he was already 43 and he drinks and parties a lot
don't think he looks particularly old for a 43 year old
You just KNOW
Also pit-kino
baggio in brescia is the most kino serie a cameo ever
That's just part of the kino
>mfw the new ownership is an investment fund that came out of nowhere and acquired for peanuts many companies on the verge of failures in the touristic branch in southern Italy
It's basically Cosa Nostra FC now
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Who is ready for #PogDOUBLEBACK
Not really, I only watch porn once a week so I guess I didn't allow it to rule my life but I still treat it like any other thing that gives me pleasure
In fact I'm 100% sure that sex wouldn't solve anything in my life.
This irrational obsession just came out as a consequence of the years and the chances I wasted during my adolescence, and the more the time went by the more I knew everyone around me already made that experience and the more I felt inadequate and left behind.
Now I'm almost 23 and I know how weird I would be considered by anyone if I mention it, expecially girls
In my case I would be spared of the nth pain for failing once again, but I wouldn't actually kym without seeing them lift a CL first, even if it'll take 50 years
Fuck You and eat shit with your forced garbage memes
Atalanta can't play in the CL with their stadium?
doesn't meet Uefa requirements but they're working to upgrade it and make it look like this
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Quality meme
Based and Redpilled
Conti like in that.
apologize /seriea/
nice to see some support for >us on /seriea/ thanks m8s
I remember some years ago the danish flag supporting Roma was shitting on Palermo for mysterious reasons while we were still in /seriea/. Lega serie B asked for us to get a penalization though, so we could play in serie a or b or c or c next year
t. Tony "Paisa" Marrazzo, 1/32nd Italian and proud Sicilian
still more italian than moise kean
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wtf I love moise kean now
Short and sweet. That was art
Morning bump
When are they going to hand Juventus the league trophy?
Went to take a look at the bbilan forum and oh boy what a miserable bunch
>dead threads
>everyone came to terms that they wont make top 4
>"a-at least we surely gonna win against viola given their streak"
Absolute kek, cant wait for tonight to see based Miha and papa Palacio rawdog them
Milan is actually the big wildcard of this run. Their run is easy as fuck, how can they not pick up points from that
>the street teaches you many things
fra you grew up in Asti, the street thought you how to drink fine wine and eat truffles
The game against Dea
Asti is a shithole full of sinti
>how can they not pick up points from that
Because the players don't give a shit anymore, it's obvious from the way they were playing recently and how they were acting outside of the field. I don't know what could've changed their mind now.
That's why you need a real big boss above the manager. i mean who the fuck is gonna put the players in line? elliot management? wtf is that
>i mean who the fuck is gonna put the players in line?
an singer
Players are unruly, name me one top level club that doesn't have these issues from time to time. A market too fluid and personal sponsorships means that their wealth isn't tied to their teams as much as it used to be. If only the only way you can discipline them is a manager that can connect to them on a personal manager, why would any player give some guy with a tie.
Let me rewrite that because I sent it before i could put it in decent english.
>If only the only way you can discipline them is a manager that can connect to them on a personal level, why would any player give a shit about some guy with a tie.
Madrid, Barca, JJ, Munich. Even if they go through shit patches, the players don't down tools. The directors/owners don't tolerate a lack of professionalism.
but i agree, players now more than ever are unruly
They have Him.
>The directors/owners don't tolerate a lack of professionalism
Ah yes, because they know Paratici will kidnap their children and murder them if they don't behave. Clubs at the top are in a slightly better shape only because their player can't hope for anything more, and even that won't stop them from causing trouble, look at JJ players disrespecting Allegri or at what happened with Real early in the season.
Stop idolizing this fraud, another market like the last one and he'll sink Milan for good. I can't wait until he spends another 100 millions on Insigne and some other sturdy black midfielders/fragile CBs made out of glass
>idolizing
I was sarcastic. I'm actually glad Gazidis came on board because according to rumours he blocked moves of Zlatan, Cesc and Ozil. Last thing Milan needed after Higuain is another bunch of players over 30 with bloated salaries.
>Napoli blatantly robbing Cagliari of the salvation point
>"uuuuh last year you didn't complain that much for Bernardeschi's handball?"
>"uuuuh what about those 9mln for Cerri?"
>Ancelotti mentioning Meret's red against Juve with no correlation
I actually hope Napolesi never cease to exist
*saves Italy*
bros I heard italy is kind of gross IRL
do I go there for vacation or is switzerland better
would a serie A match be a good tourist attraction?
>bros I heard italy is kind of gross IRL
Only for natives. Tourists are gods.
desu >we should just keep ranieri and stay away from burnt out memes like mouyes and gonde. especially if >we only reach euro league which is looking increasingly likely
Switzerland is quite beautiful if you like nature and hiking but it's not that great for night life.
Also, imo the worst Swiss are some of the worst people on the planet: the humourlessness and rigour of the germans combined with the haughtiness of the french.
>tfw no haughti French gf that acts like she’s much better than you and only is with you because she likes using your face as a pusy licking machine
based
Franch people are not as haughty as people think. I mean I'm from Milan and I've been to all the friendly cities in Italy and everyone is a piece of shit as Milan, especially terroni (everyone under the Po').
On the other hand outside of Paris french people are basically the better version of Italians.
I would rather visit ten smaller italian towns/villages than go around tourist infested Rome or Milan desu. There are nice people in all countries, you just have to go a bit more rural.
Switzerland is boring. Nothing to do there unless you're working or your spirit animal is mountain goat. Swiss are more reclusive than swedes even.
I'd rather go anywhere in Italy for vacation.
>Paris french people are basically the better version of Italians
you dont have high esteem of Italians lmao
There's nice people in large towns too, you're just not going to meet them as a tourist since you will be stuck in tourist traps in the city center. When I was a kid I used to go on a lot of trips with my parents to smaller/less usual towns, maybe looking for lesser known things to see. If you find the right places and show interests local will treat you like a king. Hell, I would treat people like a king too if I met foreigners visiting Milan interested in anything more than the cathedral, the castle and the fashion district
*has the most kino badge and kit in your way*
>Lecce, Palermo and Benevento are in Serie B's top 4
Is the south rising again?
*Ahem*
*flies into Milan's path*
She must be pretty good at giving HEAD :^)
>can't even spell Po correctly
yeah, sure
This is good monday night football. If City loses Liverpool win, if Milan doesn't win they miss CL 100% guaranteed.
that's a big kot
I want M*lan to choke but I'm conflicted about eplel.
City is a soulless club but I don't want the Liverpool meme to end
>If City loses Liverpool win
you say that like it's a good thing
Liverpool winning the first EPL and Jj winning CL have to coincide the same year, same as Milan going back to CL and Roma winning scudetto
Oh no no no no
It's better than having yet another league where one team dominates the others
>jjwinslol
>bayernwinslol
>psgwinslol (previously lyonwinslol)
>barcawinslol
>citywinslol
Remember when Piatek actually did stuff?
no fuck liverpool
and it's not like eplel is a 1 team league by any means. no team has won the league back to back since united did in 07/08 and 08/09
>liverpool winning
>better than anything
liverpoop>city and chelsea
Occasional reminder that Southampton is literally the only likeable EPLel team
that's a yikes for me
City never killed my brothas for da color of they shirt.
What about da foxes?
It's honestly not his fault. This is how Milan looks when they're attacking. It's been like this the whole season.
Just don't let Piatek reach the longball and they will have 0 shots on goal.
elliot forced us (Argentina) to pay them billions. they bought defaulted bonds from our 2001 crisis that nobody wanted, went to judges in new york, and ended up getting a lot of cash for that
he put a lot of countries to its knees, even some of the poorest ones of Africa that face starvation.
they are really heartless Jews
Byron Moreno has stood by his handling of South Korea-Italy in 2002 and insists Giovanni Trapattoni was a ‘coward’ for not bringing on a striker.
Moreno remains a hate figure in Italy for sending off Francesco Totti and disallowing a perfectly-legitimate Azzurri equaliser during their 2-1 defeat to South Korea in the last 16 of the 2002 World Cup.
Several years later, the referee was given a 26-month prison sentence for attempting to smuggle 13kg of heroin into the US.
“I may have made some wrong decisions, but I have nothing to apologise for,” he told Futbol Sin Cassette.
“Maybe I could’ve sent off Totti with a single card, but there were two penalties for Korea, not one, in the same incident: there were fouls by Coco and Panucci. I only saw the second one.
“For that game, I’d give myself an 8. Coco’s blood was from contact with Gattuso and not a Korea player.
“As for the kick on Maldini’s head, there was lots of players in front of me so it was very difficult to see him.
“There wasn’t a penalty on Totti: I saw a Korean first touch the ball and then the player.
“I looked up, saw the assistant and we both thought it was a dive. Admittedly Italy’s offside goal should’ve been given, but how could I decide from where I was standing?
“The linesman had to tell me. He raised his flag and I went with it. When Totti was sent off, the Italians talked to me in Italian and I understood them because it’s similar to Spanish.
“No-one insulted me. I knew, however, that as soon as the game was over I’d go straight home...
“I asked to talk to Totti and Trapattoni after the game, but they didn’t want to. I didn’t damage Italy.
>“Trapattoni was a coward, as always: I sent off Totti and he brought on Tommasi, so Del Piero was the only one capable of attacking.”
He got Gattusified.
I'm still salty about that, Korea refballed against Portugal, Spain and us and got a undeserved 4th place.
Shame that was also one of our best NT
>Several years later, the referee was given a 26-month prison sentence for attempting to smuggle 13kg of heroin into the US.
How did I not know that
city winning doesn't really affect anything and is the ideal outcome. they're just kind of there, and as a result mostly inoffensive. they're not the biggest club in their own city, nor united's biggest rival, nor the first english club to get bankrolled into massive success; it's just very vanilla but ultimately harmless. of course you'd prefer a lestah to city but on the other hand it's better than fucking liverpool
>Liverpool
based
ignore the quote
What does it affect if liverpool wins? They will catch up with utd that's the problem?
How can sfinteristi accept this?
How can they accept to have a captain, a man who should be the commander of their team, succubus and dominated by his wife? I'm not surprise of the actual state of sfinter.
Friendly reminder that Lombardy will have 4 team in the next season
This but unironically.
It took me several years but Italy will never rise again because of terroni. Think about the reddito di cittadinanza. If a similar role came from Sweden everyone would say it's good thing and they would start to praise northern countries for their organization and their system. On the contrary, because of terroni, we have people who try to cheat changing residence and divorcing.
they're just a scum club. of course they'll win out eventually but the more slips on the way there, the better
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Wow, I'm super duper shocked, I wonder who he will sign for...
For me, it's Milan.
They need to replace Romagnoli when they'll sell him to Juve :^)
>You can watch a live stream as Atalanta begin the demolition of the Stadio Azzurri d’Italia as part of restructuring work for the new Gewiss Arena.
>4-3-3 again
>no bakayoko
milan is going to get raped on the midfield, isn't it?
this could be some serious entertainment
>that cringey earrape version of Pirates of the Carribean music
Yes it is.
>paqueta back
congrats on the 3 points, Milan
Anyone has that pic of Papu waving a giant flag? It's for the next edition
truly kino
I had it but I format my PC and I lost all my pics
Fun fact: the flag is actually normal sized and Papu is a midget
Redpilled. I don't even hate all terroni like that, but for the last 15 centuries or so southern Italy has been a complete mess economically and socially. Mind you, oftentimes because of strangers, but when you read about the writers of the neapolitan enlightenment (late XVIII century) complaining that the city is a mess because all the nobles employ 30 servants each just for show (resulting in hundreds of people and their families living without doing nearly jackshit all day) you really stop being surprised about terroni.
Fra he litterally signed for Inter months ago
>not saving your /seriea/ and waifus folders on a hdd
Yeah and I lost all may atalanta honeys webm
I was meming bro
I can't hear such things and do nothing to help
Thank you user, atalanta_happy_pepe.jpg
Since I'm feeling all these love, I would like to remind you that the qt in green (indisputably the best one) is @lucrezia.pezzotta on Instagram
ready for your weekly dose of JUST?
Yes, 0 shots on goal and loss. Here. We. Go.
Sinisa was actually the best manager Milan had after Allegri and he was only fired due to not accepting Silvio's meddling.
(ace)stream? Footybite yields jack shit
Nvm it shows now
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>It took me several years
>this guy is supposed to be from Bergamo
Fake ass nigga
agreed