Chelsea v Watford - Match Thread

Chelsea XI: Arrizabalaga, Christensen, Azpilicueta, Luiz, Alonso, Jorginho, Kovačić, Kanté, Hazard, Higuaín, Pedro

Watford XI: Foster, Femenia, Cathcart, Mariappa, Holebas, Hughes, Doucoure, Chalobah, Pereyra, Deulofeu, Deeney.

Kick off in less than an hour

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Hazard's last home game

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>mfw when >we win the Arsenal cup

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ok, what's the fucking point considering he leaves?

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cos when the transfer ban comes in and we lose him we will be unstoppable

Why are the Watford players looking at Hazard's bum?

it hurts

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europa league at home next week pal

I know remember deulofeu

They are wearing the new kit today right?

Azar stay ples Chelsea will win more than Real in the future anyway

yeah, looks shit tbf

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ok grandpa

>it looks nice

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>Cahill shit talking Sarri via Matt Law hours before the game

What a fucking prick. You could have left and got game time in January.

my computer literally can't run fortnite m8

zoomers are on console pal

Stop playing Kovacic please Sarri I'm begging you I can't take it anymore it just upsets me why do you have to do this to me

This and also Higuan, who was extremely shit last time.

Well I never owned a console either

It's like he doesn't even watch the games mate. I was honestly thinking the other day maybe it wouldn't be so bad to miss out on the champions league to get this prick out the club

Maybe he's being cautious with their fitness? Cheek isn't worse than Kovacic but he keeps getting injured and he played 80 minutes on thursday. Giro played too so he could be resting them I guess

>it wouldn't be so bad to miss out on the champions league to get this prick out the club

If we get a transfer ban he's seriously gotta go. We don't have the personnel to try to play his football for another season.

Yeah if the ban is upheld getting rid of him should be a priority. Thanks for the Champions league and all but it was a failed experiment.

Loftus-Cheek could be getting rested for Thursday yeah I agree, but Giroud has not played in the premier league at all he needs minutes

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pre-game junglel lads

please... come on.... watford

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>Kovacic
4-0 for watford

No difference between finishing 3rd and 4th. Plus Chelsea have to play Leicester away

>You now remember the Baka disaster class last season

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Acestream link anyone?

Are Chelsea already playing with their new jersey lads?

Just win this game and avoid defeat at Leicester and we're sweet. Please Chels just finish this dreadful league season on a high

Not Sarri's fault these guys can't play, he's played everyone and they have all proven to be shit.

come on you blues

Kit actually doesn't look to bad senpai

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It's weird how this season is both dreadful and Chelsea can finish third. Perfectly sums my feelings about the Hazard era.

Azpi needs to be phased out of the team tbqh, Hopefully an eventual replacement can be brought in this summer

looks kinda meh but it's the same way with every nike kit

Reece James

This desu, I mean I could understand if he was a top captain but he isn't.

Sarri gets too much hate, people want Chelsea to lose just to see him gone and it's crazy for me.

who?

oh no nonoo no

Always rated Kepa

what's the over/under on PuliGOAT dabbing more than 30 goals next season

oh no mbugu

RIP crumbling remains of the season

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Ah, and Kante is injured. Sugoi

RUUUUUUUBEN

chelsea commentators DUMB as FUCK as always

>kante should be playing where jorginner hurrr

>RLC is a starter durrr

muh english homegrown talents

Just a dumb sounding cockney no one takes him seriously

Ruben has got the waves. Watford aren't ready for this sauce

...

Why couldn't kovacic die instead

Why are watford trying so hard wtf

wrong

Maybe they want the final day to be more exciting

Can some one give me an actual link to a stream please

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see

David Luiz getting bullied by that mong Deeney

I guess they want some momentum for the fa cup final.

Higuain is so shit

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>no Kante for decisive parts of the season
It's over.

>didn't pay the tv license
i'm lmaoing at your life

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We're getting battered by fucking Watford christ I hate Chelsea

chelsea kante afford this

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with the "top" 6 teams this year, third to sixth are all shitting the bed in the last few games.

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???

Couldn't find the right link

Thanks lad

A top player scores there.

>Couldn't find the right link
How exactly, you just click one of the links and look through them

Hazard really wants to score in his final home game (in the PL you autists)

Chelsea are definitely going to concede

>look through them
I tried and failed

The moment hazard leaves, sarriball will be unlocked.

How can a pro player be so bad at crossing, what do they teach at school these days?

I agree

So what striker could we get if the ban is delayed?

Jovic

boring

ERA

we should get ziyech

Icardi has been causing problems at Inter and they might want to sell him outside of Italy

Higuain couldn't trap a bag of cement. Fat useless cunt

Why can't strikers succeed at Chelsea?

Higuain should go bald desu or get the Silva hairline. Can't call hair what he has on now

dumb coaches

Jovic if he hasn't actually agreed to go to Madrid.

cunts the lot of them

We keep buying the wrong ones. Costa is the last top striker we have bought

why is this twat getting such a large share of the commentary ?

dear fucking god chelsea are shit

Higuain should be taken off at HT

What about Falcao? 1 in 10 at Chelsea, 21 in 29 in the next season.

He was shit for Manure too so

Scoring goals in France is easier

lmao

RUBIN'S LOFTY CHEEKS

>Jorginho shows Cheek where to pass
>Cheek just passes to Jorginho instead

I don't understand if Chelsea players are lazy or stupid.
Look at flat they are when they keep the ball, there is no one making runs.

>there are people who actually literally no joke genuinely unironically seriously for real real not for play play think that hazard is world class

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we're so shit

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Nearly half time, what do i get for lunch lads?

scrambled eggs

salty milk and coins

I am going mad here. It's not possible that the only movement comes from the fullback, who can't even cross.
Why is rlc already so high and flattened to the box ffs

>slip

get giroud in pleas

Mariappa has Higuain tucked away dozing in his back pocket here. Chelshit bandwagon scum

And what the hell is kepa doing, hurry up Chelsea has to win this game

dubs and Warford dab all over Chelsea in the second half !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How is it fair when Chelshit have been dreadful in this season and yet can finish 3rd?

reroll

Going to have a bacon & egg sandwich

Very good early season and everyone else being shit.

Farmer’s league desu

so this is the power of sarriball

This summer Chelsea needs a right back, a striker, and Pulishit to break both of his legs so they sign another winger,

>Faggots booing
We arsenal now

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Sarri ball is so fucking boring reeeeee

Don't care they deserve to get booed.

I'd take a shitty 1-0 win here I don't care.

Only positive is the kit looks really nice imo

>90s flea market suittrack

I do get that people are angry that Conte was sacked, it has been like that at Juve for 5 years and counting, but the hate for Sarri is insane.
Booing the team, coming up with things like Kante should play dm when he never was a dm, wanting the team to lose.

Maybe it is true that people hate Sarri and managers like him who try to """intellectualize"""" the game, because I can't find a way to explain the hate he gets.
League cup final, still a chance to finish third, can win the EL, and yet people want Chelsea to lose so he's sacked.

What will Chelsea do if Hazard leaves?

Kit looks a lot better than I expected.

Lets hope Higuain doesnt have a snack at ht

Watford fan?

play better

No

lads

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I'll tell you why I dislike Sarri. Boring football, tactically rigid, and his team selection is consistently bad as he has a horrendous taste in footballers. He rotated EXCLUSIVELY between Barkley and Kovacic for the majority of the season. He has only started playing Loftus-Cheek and Hudson-Odoi because he is desperate and running out of ideas. If we keep this guy next season we will be a joke in the champions league and even less competitive in the league as Hazard is going

>he thinks chelsea will be in the champions league next season
OH NO NO NO

i hate jorginho
watching him is soul-sucking

flat with no purpose or ideas

Frank bought Derby to the playoffs congratulations Frank

based
needs to bring some football solving to chelsea

And rotate between who else? Pedro and Willian are the same, Luiz and AC are at the same level and AC lacks Luiz' captain qualities. Emerson is better than Alonso, and he slowly gained a starting position like he deserved.
If anything he's the only one that gave chances to the youth .

Maybe Giroud should have played more than Higuain and Morata, but that's it.

Makes it distinctive without taking away from the classic style and looks near both close up and from distance.

>Stamford Bridge is currently in limbo with the new stadia on hold indefinitely

Could have had an awesome brick + brutalist stadium that would have shat on all the toilet bowl style stadia being built around Europe.

Wonder if the rumours of Abramovic selling the club to the richest guy in the UK are true. Would he build the stadium?

I hate Higuain btw

LOFTY CHEEKS

RLC RLC RLC RLC

Why were there so many boos for that goal? Watford fans?

RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC RLC

Higuain is a fat sack of shit.

What is it with Chelsea past it strikers? Higuain, Falcao, Pato?

Lets go dude
My stream is like two minutes behind

I think RLC is the next GOAT.

Based double barreled named urban youth

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FUCKING GET IN THERE FUCK OFF KOVACIC FUCK OFF BARKLEY MY CENTRE MIDFIELDER RIGHT THERE

ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC ENGLAND'S BRAVE RLC

CHEEKY BREEKY

RLC n AZZAR

DAVID LEWIS

Falcao was very good after he left Chelsea. He was not the one that was past it, Mouinho was.

>has back problems
>luiz still jumps on his back
Rly makes u think

>Chelshit don't need Hazard

GAME OVER

CL CONFIRMED

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Willian is past it, should have really been sold after the shit he pulled after the FA cup. He can't cross for shit now and we don't get the free kicks either.

Pedro isn't great but he does seem to change playstyles when he comes on. Plus he's much more willing to do direct shots than most of the team which has got the occasional vital goal against a parked bus.

yes yes yes

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For the first time in the Prem, Hazard has reached 30 goals + assists

What a meme game

ARE YOU WATCHING?
ARE YOU WATCHING?
ARE YOU WATCHING, TOTTENHAM?

>ARSENAL

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Senpai don't get me started on Willian, I might have an autism attack

THANK YOU BASED SIDE SHOW BOB

*finishes top 4 and wins the EL with one of the worst Chelsea squads in years*
based

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Falcao failed at 2 English clubs.

Chelsea are just fucking cursed with strikers. Costa is the great striker we had since signing Drogba and even then he literally spent 50% of his time either sulking or unfit.

Fuck yeah lads.

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Nice from Cahill to say this skysports.com/football/news/11668/11711940/cahill-very-hard-to-respect-sarri in the crucial last games.

>Man Utd were reportedly willing to pay £50m

We should have bitten their hands off.

Fuck Cahill. He has never been a good defender. Was carried hard by Terry and has been exposed since he left.

Who is this retarded commentator on cnbc?

I don't understand why Cahill didn't leave when Sarri told him straight up he won't be playing this season. Cahill has been atrocious in the last couple of seasons.

Reminder Chelsea rejected a swap deal that would send Willian to Barça and Malcom to Chelsea

Hopefully Watford give up now and we can score a few more. GD could still be crucial at the end of the season with Arsenal

>Was carried hard by Terry
Won the CL without him

that's pretty cunty, he was never half the leader JT was but i respect what he has done for the club

>2 Assists by Azzar.
>WE
Are really shit without him aren't we.

>we won the CL with Cahill and Luiz as the CB pair

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He's had other personnel which he hasn't given a look in. Fabregas for starters. Always looked good when he played Jorginho's role, Zappacosta (I know but hear me out) could have been given more opportunities to at least challenge Azpilicueta. During the winter transfer window he spent all his time trying to get Higuain and some shit italian midfielder when he could've been looking at other targets

Rob Palmer and Tony Gale
>what a good game of football by the way

And Bosingwa as RB and Betrand as LW

>Mfw was having my bacon, sandwich, espresso and fag and missed 2 goals

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>2012 was 10 years ago

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Azzar statpad goal needed to give him a good send off

>tony gale
Ahh yes, I sometimes wonder if he is just baiting attentions with the things he say.

How the fuck do you sit like this? I cannot do it without raising my heels. Is it a flexibility thing? I knew a guy who could do it without any effort but it's like impossible for me. Is it cause I'm a mega manlet and don't have long enough legs?

Anyone got webm's of the goals/???

So he's got a contract signed at another club then. Cahill went massively down hill in the last season and a half so it's not really like he deserves to be first choice. Shitty to say this with top 4 undecided and a European semi final.

Tired of Player power at Chelsea. Hopefully the club will get less downing of tools when Willian, Cahill and Hazard (as much as I love him, we're completely at his mercy) are out in the closed season.

>the nation of huddersfield town
based

can these commentators stop sucking loftus cheeks knob, he aint all that

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

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You're not balancing right if you need to raise your heels,

>Manure

he's absolute dog shit

i just tried it out and im able to do it without effort as well

HUDDERSFIELD HAVE SCORED I REPEAT HUDDERSFIELD HAVE SCORED

Even fucking Bosingwa played out of his skin for that CL win. I don't think Chelsea get enough credit for how up against it they were to win that.

If your pants are too tight, like jeans, it feels uncomfortable. If you can't sit like that naked then you might have some problems with flexibility. And remember, decent people squat with their heels to the ground.

>Ole’s at the wheel

Begorrah higuain at least try

its significantly more comfortable than the weird toe-squat thing heelets do.
heels in the sky, western spy

>2nd worst Chelsea in Abramovich's era
>will somehow finish 4th, if not 3rd
How?

Is Tony Gale the guy on the generic EPL stream that spends entire games shitting on Chelsea?

Why the fuck do they keep giving him Chelsea games? Even neutrals get fed up with it.

Dare I say, is Higuain worse than Morata?

at least he doesnt look like he's about to cry

Bosingwa was occasionally decent to be fair but yeah

Put your arms past your knees. That's the easy way to balance. Or you're fat.

The others teams are shit as well

Yes. Higuain is the boomer Morata

>
Just how did they do it?

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High IQ tactics

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He's so slow to decide to shoot.

That said, Morata just had an aura of doom and gloom around him, never seen anyone who reacted to scoring by looking like his puppy had just died.

*solves the premier league*

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Is this commentator retarded

Dude united lmao

I haven't watched much football lately. What are Chelsea's tactics this season? Whenever I've watched it seems like they don't do much and try to play a lot of 1/2's but other than that they just pass to Hazard

Good manager

feel kinda bad for ole he looks like hes going to cry all the time and now hes drawing to huddersfield

non meme answer is the solid spine

Not only that, it was basically an away game with about 3/4 of the stadium filled with Bayern fans.

Cech > Neuer
Bosingwa < Lahm
Luiz > Tymoschuk
Cahill > Boetang
Mikel = Kroos
Lampard = Schewinsteiger
Mata > Muller
Kalou < Ribery
Betrand = Robben
Drogba > Gomez

Yes. He also shits on Jorginho every chance he got, even when he is the 2nd best player today. He also literally can't stop sucking black cocks.

t. sarri

More and more I use russian and arabic streams if I can't find one in Italian.
Part of it is nostalgia for the old times, when those were our options and they looked awful, it's good to remember just how far we came in term of illegal streaming. Part of it is how bad commentators are.

>Jorginho
>Piguain
the absolute state of these two shitters

dude just pass it around seems to be the gist of it.

>Betrand = Robben

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>Mikel = Kroos
based

Penalties missed in CL finals

Robben 1
Betrand 0

I genuinely like higgy more

>My view of Drogba's penalty
:)

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Not wrong

Mario Gomez missed like 5 tap ins.

>Manure

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The size of that dudes afro behind Javier Garcia

VAMO PIPITAAAA

APOLOGIZE

I keep falling backwards when I try. I've tried visualising my position in pixel perfect paint. My knees don't bend forward as much as hers and I think that's cause throwing off my balance. But I don't know why that is. Are my feet just not flexible enough to bring my knees forward?
I admit, I don't have a flat stomach but I'm not fat either. It's like a skinny fat thing. Is that the problem? Do I just need to be more fit?

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Possession football.

Lots of small, quick, safe passes that supposedly will cause you to expose weaknesses in the other side's defence and quickly move the ball to exploit it.

The problem is most of the league seem to know the perfect counter: accept that Chelsea will have stupid amounts of possession, don't lose defensive shape to win it back, wait for them to make a mistake and lose the ball, launch a fast counter against Chelsea (who are now overcommitted) and run with the ball straight down the middle.

That said, it could be that Chelsea simply don't have the players to execute it effectively so they look unthreatening and every attack against them looks like it could result in a goal.

It was meant to happen. Only way I can explain it

Higuain has a good shot on him, too bad everything else about his game is shit

NEW.

Pedro is light years better than Willian

BASED HIGUAIN

Higuain is really an intelligent runner, shame his lack of speed usually compensates for it

could have had more

HIGUAIN

APOLOGIZE

dude just be an asian gril

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are you sure it's your knees it could be your ankles
i mean on your pic the knees are bending but the ankles are still 90 degrees

>Arsenal and Spurs fags 100% and unironically believed Watford would beat >us at The Bridge

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Piggy

Remember watching a frustrating game that was something like a 1-0 chelsea win with a 2nd half goal and it was just unrelenting, never seen such an endless stream of criticism during a game.

He barely even mentioned the other side. The closest I can think of would be to imagine Scholes commentating on a game when Utd were losing 5-0 and hadn't had a shot on goal.

>was written in the stars
>was sat as close to the stars as possible

fitting.

Wish I could have been there.

Where's kanté?

Pedro suffers from wastefulness

i heard that some people cant do it cos they have white hips

2nd tier wasn't that high up. The photo makes it seem higher than it was. lel. Was an incredible night

dead

I watched the shoot out with my mom at 4am that day and she made me viet noodles during the ceremony. Best day of my life easily.

More of an slav/asian thing desu.
Read this if you want - theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/

Ded

half of this was good atmosphere in the locker room after Villas Boas sacking. The other half was unironically Di Mateo tactics - upgraded version of the shit Mouyes did in Inter.

KEK

kek

kovacic hasn't had any major screws right?

That was really funny, ha ha. I am laughing

webm of >giroo pls

>Girpoo

I'm telling you, the guy I was talking about is Swiss and like 5 foot 8, maybe, and could do it without even blinking.

My knees don't go past my toes.I have to raise my heels to do that. Like, I can sit exactly like she does but only if I raise my heels. I can do whatever with my hands and I'm like sitting on my calves and have pretty good balance.

White hips or wide hips? I do have pretty shapely hips. Is that the problem? Have I been thwarted by my child bearing hops?

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unlucky girouu

Nice wish I had some noodles whilst watching it. I stayed in the Allianz for over an hour for the celebrations. Worst ever feeling at a football match was when Muller scored in the 83rd minute and 3/4 quarters of the stadium were celebrating

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white ppl hips

Worst view I've ever had was third tier at the back of Old Trafford. Such a shit view.

>watched Chelsea at OT 3 times
>no matter how much time we leave to get there, we're always late

Once I got there 3 hours early, decided to get something to eat before the match, then were late because we couldn't find the car park. I'm just cursed at that ground.

you got weak hips

>Giroo
Doomed not to score today desu

kinda based

What do you guys think of the new home shirt?

>giroo

wholesome desu

I unironically like it desu. Don’t get all the hate

Morata would score for fun in this current team

Where is Cahill

very good just by being not boring

>putting Cahill on despite him mouthing off like that

I with the players would show 1/10th of the manager's humility.

>Cahill on 89th minute
Is Sarri having a giggle because of the interview?

Great, some sweet memories you've made there lad. Yeah the stadium was pretty intimidating, shows how big of a dick we had as a team to make it 2bh.

Damn it giroud
Also I don't like cahill playing after what he said.

i likidd

>You will never experience this again
;__;

youtube.com/watch?v=uAzfqEa8q44

youtube.com/watch?v=uAzfqEa8q44

youtube.com/watch?v=uAzfqEa8q44

im honestly sad that sarri forced cahill out of the team.

Why?

>hazard trying too hard to score a goal
>last game of the prem at home
Yeah lads, I think he's leaving

Well, fuck. That's disheartening. I can do the slav squat quite easily and can hold it as long as I lean forward. But my knees are still almost perpendicular from the ground. I guess I'm just out of luck. Oh well. Thanks for letting me know, guys.

Lel. We are so spoiled at Stamford bridge with the transport. Also the bars, pubs and restaurants, without doubt best club in the country for the social side before and after the game. Only been to old Trafford for a youth England game when I was a child

I always love how Sarri talks to the media, he doesn't seem to play their games and just tells things straight as he sees them. I think that's a breath of fresh air

wrong

I want to be a Chelsea fan. Are they fash?

I like it

fuck off

I went to see Suggs' one man show and it was far better than I was expecting (was a gift for my dad). He talked a bunch about going to Chelsea in the good/bad old days uncontrolled hooliganism.

U mad

Well he always tells the truth
>we didn't move the ball quick enough

>8 min of injury time for poonited
Wew

Cahill has nobody else but himself to blame, he had an opportunity to leave and get game time else where, he is 33 years old and he's no John Terry in terms of reading the game or being a leader.

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=zBeeZVd6urI

do the deadlifts and other exercises for glutes+hips+hamstring and you'll be able to pose like cute lil jap grills

8 mins? Did someone die?

>I went to see Suggs' one man
>was a gift for my dad
I really want to go and do this for my dad also, you are a good son user. Yeah Chelsea were mental back in the 70's/80's/early 90's

Certain elements are, the vast majority of Chelsea fans are conservatives from the suburbs, and then there's a small percentage of mental left wing inner city ethnics who support the club.

Ignoring the weird american obsession with right wing football fans, this is so overblown. It's literally just guys together in a foreign country, feeling cocky by being in a group - pack mentality.

Mbenza assaulted the corner flag during his celebration and they had to fix it

Went to Liverpool away, parked at a sports club about a mile away, car a couple over from mine had its windows smashed in when we got back. Shithole.

Cahill was shit last season

stay mad gigi

Lel

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BASED HUDDERSFIELD

Chong looks like a pro clubs player

So if ars6nil don't win we are guaranteed Champions league football next season

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Thank you friendly Croatian. I was rooting for you guys last year. Pretty sad at what happened but I guess that's life. Like my hips.

i can do it but cant hold it for long because the front portion of my lower legs/ankles are weak

We just need to go to Leicester and avoid defeat now. Massive Massive win today

We need a point or Arsenal need to drop points.

>the first and only top 6 team to drop points against Huddersfield
This EPL season is a comedy of errors.

Yes my boy

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new

So Chelsea bros, we all like the sound of Super Frank as our next manager yeah ?

Frank needs more experience, it would be like throwing him to the sharks. Even Ole has 8 years, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm grateful to Ireland because my parents work out there and they're been able to pay out most of the loan (in croatia) from earnings.
I've been a couple of times in Ireland, traveled from south to west and I like it. :^)

Too soon, also need a director of football and stability with the owners.

Yeah he needs more experience, I'd like to see he and Jody Morris back at the club at some point though. Would bring a feel-good factor back and they would likely play the youth a bit more

>when they got him in for a Chelsea game after he went to Derby and he kept going 'us' and 'we' until the hosts corrected him

Based.

Michael Ballack pls