>Cahill shit talking Sarri via Matt Law hours before the game
What a fucking prick. You could have left and got game time in January.
Jose Perry
my computer literally can't run fortnite m8
Aiden Cox
zoomers are on console pal
Caleb Peterson
Stop playing Kovacic please Sarri I'm begging you I can't take it anymore it just upsets me why do you have to do this to me
Henry Mitchell
This and also Higuan, who was extremely shit last time.
Well I never owned a console either
Levi Morris
It's like he doesn't even watch the games mate. I was honestly thinking the other day maybe it wouldn't be so bad to miss out on the champions league to get this prick out the club
Leo Jackson
Maybe he's being cautious with their fitness? Cheek isn't worse than Kovacic but he keeps getting injured and he played 80 minutes on thursday. Giro played too so he could be resting them I guess
Dylan Lopez
>it wouldn't be so bad to miss out on the champions league to get this prick out the club
If we get a transfer ban he's seriously gotta go. We don't have the personnel to try to play his football for another season.
William Baker
Yeah if the ban is upheld getting rid of him should be a priority. Thanks for the Champions league and all but it was a failed experiment.
Loftus-Cheek could be getting rested for Thursday yeah I agree, but Giroud has not played in the premier league at all he needs minutes
I am going mad here. It's not possible that the only movement comes from the fullback, who can't even cross. Why is rlc already so high and flattened to the box ffs
Wyatt Gutierrez
>slip
Nolan Foster
get giroud in pleas
Isaiah Carter
Mariappa has Higuain tucked away dozing in his back pocket here. Chelshit bandwagon scum
Levi Perry
And what the hell is kepa doing, hurry up Chelsea has to win this game
Isaac Wright
dubs and Warford dab all over Chelsea in the second half !
Jayden Hall
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Camden Smith
How is it fair when Chelshit have been dreadful in this season and yet can finish 3rd?
Landon Clark
reroll
Carter Watson
Going to have a bacon & egg sandwich
Robert Ward
Very good early season and everyone else being shit.
Nathan King
Farmer’s league desu
Isaac Fisher
so this is the power of sarriball
James Green
This summer Chelsea needs a right back, a striker, and Pulishit to break both of his legs so they sign another winger,
I do get that people are angry that Conte was sacked, it has been like that at Juve for 5 years and counting, but the hate for Sarri is insane. Booing the team, coming up with things like Kante should play dm when he never was a dm, wanting the team to lose.
Maybe it is true that people hate Sarri and managers like him who try to """intellectualize"""" the game, because I can't find a way to explain the hate he gets. League cup final, still a chance to finish third, can win the EL, and yet people want Chelsea to lose so he's sacked.
I'll tell you why I dislike Sarri. Boring football, tactically rigid, and his team selection is consistently bad as he has a horrendous taste in footballers. He rotated EXCLUSIVELY between Barkley and Kovacic for the majority of the season. He has only started playing Loftus-Cheek and Hudson-Odoi because he is desperate and running out of ideas. If we keep this guy next season we will be a joke in the champions league and even less competitive in the league as Hazard is going
Samuel Nguyen
>he thinks chelsea will be in the champions league next season OH NO NO NO
Adrian Ortiz
i hate jorginho watching him is soul-sucking
Ryan Nelson
flat with no purpose or ideas
Grayson Carter
Frank bought Derby to the playoffs congratulations Frank
Kevin Harris
based needs to bring some football solving to chelsea
Wyatt Collins
And rotate between who else? Pedro and Willian are the same, Luiz and AC are at the same level and AC lacks Luiz' captain qualities. Emerson is better than Alonso, and he slowly gained a starting position like he deserved. If anything he's the only one that gave chances to the youth .
Maybe Giroud should have played more than Higuain and Morata, but that's it.
Isaac Turner
Makes it distinctive without taking away from the classic style and looks near both close up and from distance.
>Stamford Bridge is currently in limbo with the new stadia on hold indefinitely
Could have had an awesome brick + brutalist stadium that would have shat on all the toilet bowl style stadia being built around Europe.
Wonder if the rumours of Abramovic selling the club to the richest guy in the UK are true. Would he build the stadium?
Dominic Wright
I hate Higuain btw
Landon Hughes
LOFTY CHEEKS
Oliver Martinez
RLC RLC RLC RLC
Caleb Barnes
Why were there so many boos for that goal? Watford fans?
Willian is past it, should have really been sold after the shit he pulled after the FA cup. He can't cross for shit now and we don't get the free kicks either.
Pedro isn't great but he does seem to change playstyles when he comes on. Plus he's much more willing to do direct shots than most of the team which has got the occasional vital goal against a parked bus.
Chelsea are just fucking cursed with strikers. Costa is the great striker we had since signing Drogba and even then he literally spent 50% of his time either sulking or unfit.
Fuck Cahill. He has never been a good defender. Was carried hard by Terry and has been exposed since he left.
Wyatt Mitchell
Who is this retarded commentator on cnbc?
Landon Torres
I don't understand why Cahill didn't leave when Sarri told him straight up he won't be playing this season. Cahill has been atrocious in the last couple of seasons.
Ethan Kelly
Reminder Chelsea rejected a swap deal that would send Willian to Barça and Malcom to Chelsea
Kevin Martin
Hopefully Watford give up now and we can score a few more. GD could still be crucial at the end of the season with Arsenal
Levi Sanchez
>Was carried hard by Terry Won the CL without him
Chase Jackson
that's pretty cunty, he was never half the leader JT was but i respect what he has done for the club
Hunter Taylor
>2 Assists by Azzar. >WE Are really shit without him aren't we.
Levi Anderson
>we won the CL with Cahill and Luiz as the CB pair
He's had other personnel which he hasn't given a look in. Fabregas for starters. Always looked good when he played Jorginho's role, Zappacosta (I know but hear me out) could have been given more opportunities to at least challenge Azpilicueta. During the winter transfer window he spent all his time trying to get Higuain and some shit italian midfielder when he could've been looking at other targets
Matthew Moore
Rob Palmer and Tony Gale >what a good game of football by the way
Elijah Myers
And Bosingwa as RB and Betrand as LW
Henry Reed
>Mfw was having my bacon, sandwich, espresso and fag and missed 2 goals
Azzar statpad goal needed to give him a good send off
Owen Martin
>tony gale Ahh yes, I sometimes wonder if he is just baiting attentions with the things he say.
Nolan Smith
How the fuck do you sit like this? I cannot do it without raising my heels. Is it a flexibility thing? I knew a guy who could do it without any effort but it's like impossible for me. Is it cause I'm a mega manlet and don't have long enough legs?
Charles Stewart
Anyone got webm's of the goals/???
Levi Harris
So he's got a contract signed at another club then. Cahill went massively down hill in the last season and a half so it's not really like he deserves to be first choice. Shitty to say this with top 4 undecided and a European semi final.
Tired of Player power at Chelsea. Hopefully the club will get less downing of tools when Willian, Cahill and Hazard (as much as I love him, we're completely at his mercy) are out in the closed season.
Henry Hall
>the nation of huddersfield town based
Jacob Davis
can these commentators stop sucking loftus cheeks knob, he aint all that
You're not balancing right if you need to raise your heels,
Kayden Cook
>Manure
Ryan Perez
he's absolute dog shit
Cooper Nguyen
i just tried it out and im able to do it without effort as well
Eli Rogers
HUDDERSFIELD HAVE SCORED I REPEAT HUDDERSFIELD HAVE SCORED
Kevin Hernandez
Even fucking Bosingwa played out of his skin for that CL win. I don't think Chelsea get enough credit for how up against it they were to win that.
Gavin Cox
If your pants are too tight, like jeans, it feels uncomfortable. If you can't sit like that naked then you might have some problems with flexibility. And remember, decent people squat with their heels to the ground.
Christopher Bennett
>Ole’s at the wheel
Lucas Miller
Begorrah higuain at least try
Charles Barnes
its significantly more comfortable than the weird toe-squat thing heelets do. heels in the sky, western spy
Xavier Sanders
>2nd worst Chelsea in Abramovich's era >will somehow finish 4th, if not 3rd How?
Jackson Scott
Is Tony Gale the guy on the generic EPL stream that spends entire games shitting on Chelsea?
Why the fuck do they keep giving him Chelsea games? Even neutrals get fed up with it.
Justin Long
Dare I say, is Higuain worse than Morata?
Gabriel Bailey
at least he doesnt look like he's about to cry
Lucas Bennett
Bosingwa was occasionally decent to be fair but yeah
Dominic Fisher
Put your arms past your knees. That's the easy way to balance. Or you're fat.
I haven't watched much football lately. What are Chelsea's tactics this season? Whenever I've watched it seems like they don't do much and try to play a lot of 1/2's but other than that they just pass to Hazard
Isaiah Peterson
Good manager
Joshua Anderson
feel kinda bad for ole he looks like hes going to cry all the time and now hes drawing to huddersfield
Eli Lee
non meme answer is the solid spine
Ryder Lewis
Not only that, it was basically an away game with about 3/4 of the stadium filled with Bayern fans.
Carter Williams
Cech > Neuer Bosingwa < Lahm Luiz > Tymoschuk Cahill > Boetang Mikel = Kroos Lampard = Schewinsteiger Mata > Muller Kalou < Ribery Betrand = Robben Drogba > Gomez
Eli Edwards
Yes. He also shits on Jorginho every chance he got, even when he is the 2nd best player today. He also literally can't stop sucking black cocks.
Adrian Perez
t. sarri
Levi Miller
More and more I use russian and arabic streams if I can't find one in Italian. Part of it is nostalgia for the old times, when those were our options and they looked awful, it's good to remember just how far we came in term of illegal streaming. Part of it is how bad commentators are.
Lincoln Watson
>Jorginho >Piguain the absolute state of these two shitters
Carson Johnson
dude just pass it around seems to be the gist of it.
I keep falling backwards when I try. I've tried visualising my position in pixel perfect paint. My knees don't bend forward as much as hers and I think that's cause throwing off my balance. But I don't know why that is. Are my feet just not flexible enough to bring my knees forward? I admit, I don't have a flat stomach but I'm not fat either. It's like a skinny fat thing. Is that the problem? Do I just need to be more fit?
Lots of small, quick, safe passes that supposedly will cause you to expose weaknesses in the other side's defence and quickly move the ball to exploit it.
The problem is most of the league seem to know the perfect counter: accept that Chelsea will have stupid amounts of possession, don't lose defensive shape to win it back, wait for them to make a mistake and lose the ball, launch a fast counter against Chelsea (who are now overcommitted) and run with the ball straight down the middle.
That said, it could be that Chelsea simply don't have the players to execute it effectively so they look unthreatening and every attack against them looks like it could result in a goal.
Joseph Campbell
It was meant to happen. Only way I can explain it
Josiah Carter
Higuain has a good shot on him, too bad everything else about his game is shit
Isaiah Williams
NEW.
Julian King
Pedro is light years better than Willian
Tyler Barnes
BASED HIGUAIN
Higuain is really an intelligent runner, shame his lack of speed usually compensates for it
Remember watching a frustrating game that was something like a 1-0 chelsea win with a 2nd half goal and it was just unrelenting, never seen such an endless stream of criticism during a game.
He barely even mentioned the other side. The closest I can think of would be to imagine Scholes commentating on a game when Utd were losing 5-0 and hadn't had a shot on goal.
Julian Ward
>was written in the stars >was sat as close to the stars as possible
fitting.
Wish I could have been there.
Jacob Miller
Where's kanté?
Chase Scott
Pedro suffers from wastefulness
Landon Cox
i heard that some people cant do it cos they have white hips
Gabriel Mitchell
2nd tier wasn't that high up. The photo makes it seem higher than it was. lel. Was an incredible night
Lucas Hill
dead
Cooper Watson
I watched the shoot out with my mom at 4am that day and she made me viet noodles during the ceremony. Best day of my life easily.
half of this was good atmosphere in the locker room after Villas Boas sacking. The other half was unironically Di Mateo tactics - upgraded version of the shit Mouyes did in Inter.
Alexander Edwards
KEK
Gabriel Howard
kek
Logan Bailey
kovacic hasn't had any major screws right?
Noah Nelson
That was really funny, ha ha. I am laughing
Liam Murphy
webm of >giroo pls
Jayden Gray
>Girpoo
Jonathan Ross
I'm telling you, the guy I was talking about is Swiss and like 5 foot 8, maybe, and could do it without even blinking.
My knees don't go past my toes.I have to raise my heels to do that. Like, I can sit exactly like she does but only if I raise my heels. I can do whatever with my hands and I'm like sitting on my calves and have pretty good balance.
White hips or wide hips? I do have pretty shapely hips. Is that the problem? Have I been thwarted by my child bearing hops?
Nice wish I had some noodles whilst watching it. I stayed in the Allianz for over an hour for the celebrations. Worst ever feeling at a football match was when Muller scored in the 83rd minute and 3/4 quarters of the stadium were celebrating
Worst view I've ever had was third tier at the back of Old Trafford. Such a shit view.
>watched Chelsea at OT 3 times >no matter how much time we leave to get there, we're always late
Once I got there 3 hours early, decided to get something to eat before the match, then were late because we couldn't find the car park. I'm just cursed at that ground.
Connor Moore
you got weak hips
Dylan Kelly
>Giroo Doomed not to score today desu
Angel Hill
kinda based
Alexander Ross
What do you guys think of the new home shirt?
Angel Carter
>giroo
Camden Sullivan
wholesome desu
James Parker
I unironically like it desu. Don’t get all the hate
Kevin Morris
Morata would score for fun in this current team
Henry Bell
Where is Cahill
Nathan Nelson
very good just by being not boring
Ryder Martinez
>putting Cahill on despite him mouthing off like that
I with the players would show 1/10th of the manager's humility.
Oliver Perez
>Cahill on 89th minute Is Sarri having a giggle because of the interview?
Nathaniel Jones
Great, some sweet memories you've made there lad. Yeah the stadium was pretty intimidating, shows how big of a dick we had as a team to make it 2bh.
Zachary Murphy
Damn it giroud Also I don't like cahill playing after what he said.
im honestly sad that sarri forced cahill out of the team.
Leo Martinez
Why?
Elijah Bennett
>hazard trying too hard to score a goal >last game of the prem at home Yeah lads, I think he's leaving
Henry Collins
Well, fuck. That's disheartening. I can do the slav squat quite easily and can hold it as long as I lean forward. But my knees are still almost perpendicular from the ground. I guess I'm just out of luck. Oh well. Thanks for letting me know, guys.
Xavier Rodriguez
Lel. We are so spoiled at Stamford bridge with the transport. Also the bars, pubs and restaurants, without doubt best club in the country for the social side before and after the game. Only been to old Trafford for a youth England game when I was a child
Charles Allen
I always love how Sarri talks to the media, he doesn't seem to play their games and just tells things straight as he sees them. I think that's a breath of fresh air
David Smith
wrong
Lucas Taylor
I want to be a Chelsea fan. Are they fash?
Jayden Wilson
I like it
Dominic Nelson
fuck off
James Murphy
I went to see Suggs' one man show and it was far better than I was expecting (was a gift for my dad). He talked a bunch about going to Chelsea in the good/bad old days uncontrolled hooliganism.
Jace Watson
U mad
Ayden Richardson
Well he always tells the truth >we didn't move the ball quick enough
Nathan Wilson
>8 min of injury time for poonited Wew
Carson Howard
Cahill has nobody else but himself to blame, he had an opportunity to leave and get game time else where, he is 33 years old and he's no John Terry in terms of reading the game or being a leader.
do the deadlifts and other exercises for glutes+hips+hamstring and you'll be able to pose like cute lil jap grills
Gabriel Barnes
8 mins? Did someone die?
Liam Wilson
>I went to see Suggs' one man >was a gift for my dad I really want to go and do this for my dad also, you are a good son user. Yeah Chelsea were mental back in the 70's/80's/early 90's
Leo Russell
Certain elements are, the vast majority of Chelsea fans are conservatives from the suburbs, and then there's a small percentage of mental left wing inner city ethnics who support the club.
Logan Morris
Ignoring the weird american obsession with right wing football fans, this is so overblown. It's literally just guys together in a foreign country, feeling cocky by being in a group - pack mentality.
Julian Martinez
Mbenza assaulted the corner flag during his celebration and they had to fix it
Zachary Young
Went to Liverpool away, parked at a sports club about a mile away, car a couple over from mine had its windows smashed in when we got back. Shithole.
So Chelsea bros, we all like the sound of Super Frank as our next manager yeah ?
Logan Rodriguez
Frank needs more experience, it would be like throwing him to the sharks. Even Ole has 8 years, if I'm not mistaken.
Jonathan Diaz
I'm grateful to Ireland because my parents work out there and they're been able to pay out most of the loan (in croatia) from earnings. I've been a couple of times in Ireland, traveled from south to west and I like it. :^)
Ethan Cooper
Too soon, also need a director of football and stability with the owners.
Austin Parker
Yeah he needs more experience, I'd like to see he and Jody Morris back at the club at some point though. Would bring a feel-good factor back and they would likely play the youth a bit more
Lincoln Russell
>when they got him in for a Chelsea game after he went to Derby and he kept going 'us' and 'we' until the hosts corrected him