Which is the most Chad position in football?

owner

#10

Absolutely fucking based and redpilled

Disgruntled player looking to see out his contract whilst training with the youth team. Fuck management

Striker who refuses to do defensive work and only scores tap ins

Based Bogarde

Defensive midfielder (trinco)

How many Raumdeuters actually exist apart from Muller who certainly isnt/wasnt Chad

Dele Alli

Are there any other Raumdeuter apart from Muller and Kuyt?

DM

The original Müller was renowned for always being at the right spot and the right time. Also the definition of a chad

Either striker that plays in defensive systems and holds up the ball and bullies defenders like Drogba/Diego Costa or an attacking midfielder that carries the goalscoring burden for their team like Lampard

CB, also winger is the most virgin position.

reserve goalkeeper

Donny van de Beek

Centre Back

>lloris
>chad

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>GK captains
YIKES

>chad
Fucking retard speak.
This place is diabolical.

CM. Not CAM or CDM. CM. Wearing number 8.

>CAM
kill yourself

Keepers concede too much to be chads

>number 8

Number 4

Fuck off newfag

RB (c)

just thought of a joke
what do you call a mexican watching football
a spictator

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one-meter-ninety bully centerback

lel

does anyone actually like him?

striker

It doesn't mean anything, you paki twat. It's literal nonsense words.

>f-word
>r-word

watch the language, friend

I am not your friend

> tetraquista

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I thought we were friends

What do you call a half-mexican half-irish watching football?
A spic-tater

>advanced playmaker

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Retard

we can be friends if you like

/

No but they all want to be him.

We will never be friends.

>Libero

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>regista

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>Carrilero

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Centre Forwards

Leonard Cohen looking mofo

It can be any position (except GK) as long as it's the team captain. Captain GK just means the others are too unfit for the job.

this

GK or CB. Mistakes are easiest to spot and to be highlighted.

>false 9

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Daily reminder than only the GOALKEEPER can talk to the ref, when it's not the captain, other players get booked

Goalkeeper

Quarterback

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based

Right winger

Trequartista

every italian name for a position

>mezzala
>regista
>terzino
>centrocampista
>trequartista
>fantasista
>punta
>catenaccio
>fluidificante

#10

Owner is the most Chad position in football.

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Wing-back

>10

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gk

this

catenaccio isn't a position

>interpreter of space
peak söy

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this

spbp

What's the straightest position in a gay orgy ?

Power top.

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Attacking CB

CF
Simple as

not this

Libero
/thread

That twink faggit is not chad by any standards.
Also, the answer is defensive midfielder.

Trequarista

Chad tier: centre forward, centre midfield
Normie tier: centre back, goalkeeper
Manlet tier: winger, attacking midfield
Incel tier: fullback, defensive midfield

>centre midfield
Only if it's a goal scoring CM like your Lampards, your Gerrards, your Scholeses

Otherwise it's incel tier.

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only german boomers like you ever rateed that faggot

>being at your sisters g-spot at lunchtime

The Super-sub attacker