How do we fix our shitty squad?
How do we fix our shitty squad?
Dominic Cox
Aiden Foster
There is a good romanian/new zealander/argentinian/brit/swedish/brazilian/american/french/german/polish/spanish/portuguese/italian/japanese/korean prospect on Yea Forums
Cooper Campbell
We need more than 1. The whole squad outside of Messi needs to be replaced
Charles Howard
you need to sell messi for big moneys to get la pacey ngubus, senor
Tyler Hughes
It's pretty simple actually, always play Dembélé and never play Coutinho.
Andrew Cook
The prospect in question claims that there are at least 9 of him.
You might want to investigate that.
Adrian Bennett
>Dembele
Injured again
Lucas Taylor
Barcalona are one season away from how Real are this season. An experienced and elite but aging squad with very few players even close to being ready to fill in.
David Reed
Except their star player isn't leaving
Asher Carter
this but unironically
they have been so boring to watch, just like every team in europe this season except ajax and city
this is how serie a died btw, with boring play and "but we win lol"
Eli Adams
Serie A died because some club owners were exposed as literal frauds and the money stopped flowing. Then was the Calciopoli that did the rest.
Xavier Fisher
also because it was boring to death
Justin Anderson
>sell shitters like Messi and Ter Stegen
>buy Cortouis, Pogba, Mbappe and Alli
really not that difficult.
Nathan Moore
Messi and Ter Stegen are our only good players
Benjamin Rodriguez
its over when messi retires. 20,000 depressed catalans in a 100,000 capacity stadium watching coutinho try 40 yard shots and dembele dribble into 3 defenders
Aiden Wood
This tbqh
Over 200 million for 2 shit players
Aaron Jenkins
Extract DNA from Messi and create 11 clones
That way we will every single match by scoring 50 or 60 goals
Asher Adams
Also conceding 100
Joseph Campbell
that will take 20 years. in the mean time you'll be relying on players like Carles Aleñá and Riqui Puig
Thomas Thompson
We must suffer a bit before we reach paradise
Andrew Brooks
Is this a twain thread?
Anthony Wood
1. Sell Messi for £400m whilst you can to stop being so reliant on him
2. Buy world class players
3. ???????????
4. Profit
Brody Sanchez
No one can afford that
Gabriel Walker
jeff bezos could buy a hundred messis if he wanted
tech giants owning football clubs when?
Chase Watson
What do Brazilians/Betis fans think of Emerson? Do we finally have an Alves replacement?
Levi Fisher
Nobody could ever spend that much on one player, financial fair play wouldn't allow it. The money PSG spent on Neymar is probably as much as it's ever going to be.
Nathaniel Stewart
>won the league
>headed into CL finals
>still complain
I can't wait for Messi to retire so you barca shits can realise how good you've got it
Ethan Butler
De Jong and De Ligt are good buys, but once Messi retires in a few years, it's over.
Robert Ortiz
>still complain
Mate this is the most one man reliant team in the world. No one is complaining about the winning
Parker Myers
*director switches to a tight shot of messi in his vip box watching barca lose 2-4 to oviedo*
Daniel Morris
>implying anyone would pay any amount of money for a 32 year old player who has proven time and time again he can literally only function in barça
Messi is ours forever because only Barcelona can make him work.