*ULLE edition*
>upcoming mätches
/bundes/
13:30 FC Schalke 04 - FC Augsburg
15:30 SC Freiburg - Fortuna Düsseldorf
18:00 Bayer Leverkusen - Eintracht Frankfurt
best /bundes/
13:30 Holstein Kiel - MSV Duisburg
13:30 Jahn Regensburg - Erzgebirge Aue
13:30 SV Darmstadt 98 - 1. FC Union Berlin
If Frankfurt win this one their CL spot is sealed.
for me, it's /bundes/
Blundes
i like it
No matter, they'll get their CL spot by thrashing Chelsea at home and winning the EL final.
nice """"spring""""""
Ah yes nice weather
Dangerously high IQ post
>RBL has 0.6 in def
>Bayern has 0.4
makes sense, sure
Reminder that Jan "Ulle" Ulrich smoked 999 cigarettes a day once, which remains to this day one of the greatest feats an athlete has ever achieved.
looks comfy
>not peeing /bundes/ in the snow
Union to choke again
Yes yes, hallo,
it's been some time but now i'm back to watch the second last /wundes/ matchday with my /bundes/ frens. Todays topspiel will be hoffenheim - wolfsburg at 14:00. With a win wolfsburg can secure their third consecutive championship today. Rivals buyern münchen are already 7 points behind with one extra game still to play. They have already secured the second place, which allows them to participate in the champions eagle next year.
As it's their last home game buyern has announced the departure of several players and staff members. Anna Gerhardt, sister of yannick gerhardt, will transfer to 1.FFC Turbine Potsdam, Sara Däbritz will move to Paris SG while Gina Lewandowski will return home to the USA. Furthermore Lucie Vonkova, Fridolina Rolfö, Jill Roord, Manuela Zinnsberger, Leonie Maier and Melanie Behringer will leave the club. Last but not not least Henrik Frach, Roman Langer and headcoach Thomas 'Tom' Wöhrle will leave the club.
Also buyern announced the signing of swedish international Amanda Ilestedt from 1.FFC Turbine Potsdam, after already signing german internationals Carina Schlüter, Linda Dallmann and Giulia Gwinn earlier this season. Also:
>buyerns team manager Bianca Rech was fined 300 EUR for attacking the four referee after the semi-final loss in the dfb
cup
>nomination deadline for the world championship already ends in nine days (14.05)
>1.FFC Turbine Potsdam has signed 18 year old slowenian international Adrijana Mori
thanks for reading and please watch our sports.
KING OF Yea Forums
all other failsons kneel before him
CAM ON
*BANG BANG*
EISERN
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM
*BANG BANG*
FACKING GOALS
*BANG BANG*
early >schalke
nice
today is away day. easy money to be made
>oh really. what do you know about betting, what gives you the authority to give out hints besides your epic trips here?
Shh kid, you are talking to the one and only best better in bundes
ewald lienen ist einfach so ein komplett seniler hurensohn
wait is schalke on eurosport?
hate negers DESU
>you now remember Julian Schieber
Based Schalke
>3 weeks no fap
nice work, have some milkers
I think I'm already beyond images
>this game
cancer
>not watching based /secondbundes/ konfi with 0 (zero) goals after 40 (fourty) minutes
elmo
>schalke
Serdar didn't notice a teammate behind him
Kobel you idiot.
for the true connoisseurs, /bestbundes/ also starts in 15 minutes
14:30 LASK - Wolfsberger AC
14:30 SKN St. Poelten - Sturm Graz
17:00 Austria Wien - Salzburg
He definitely needs to improve with the ball at his feet, but that'll probably come with time
yup, did something similar against dortmund.
Hello plastic
SEETHING schalktoid
some nice defending in this game. enjoy it a lot.
Only watching Eintracht today. Fuck /bundes/
good
Can Union do it? or will they choke?. Darmstadt as taken off points from Hamburg and just last week Koln.
DARMAUA
Aue safe right now
yes yes
Aue not safe anymore
no no
looks like wolfsburg can celebrate the double today
Stfu numbers
>rabbi matondo
state of
Aue safe again btw
post more girlbutts in tight football shorts
I fucking love 2nd bundes
bin müde ja
watch the Aue game fren
>pernille harder has dyed the end of her pony tail pink
seriously, i don't know wheter to like it or not
they don't show much on dfb.tv, you have to wait for the world championship
>Braunschweig safe
>Aue safe
>Union memeing it
ffs
>the disco
AUA AUA MEIN DARM
>Union
Oh my goodness
>be union
>totally fuck your shit up
Sie haben zwei Stimmen.
Why Berliners are not consider ossis
Because you dipshits owned 1/2 of Berlin effectively. The other Berliners are Ossis. Union are Ossis for example.
>[citation needed]
Kino is back on the menu boys
elmandering @ u
lower leagues: very based
"bundesliga": very poo
>he thinks this is over after 10 minutes
putting another € on draw now
Berlin is half Arab and half Schwaben
Plastic French fag, go to the stadium
Get out of the neet
if someone really wants to make some easy money you do a livebet on 1X here, Sturm is one man down and pretty shit in general, its just a question of time until St. Pölten scores
his name is Neinhold
>*loses money again and gets angry at his rich turk neighbour*
that was a different Ösi. Im the one that does the winning
Phino (photo kino)
this referee is a disgrace to women's football
Also ohne euch unterbrechen zu wollen, aber ich war gerade beim Training. Das, was ich dort sah, kann man mit einem Wort beschreiben: Tristesse. Ein paar Spieler daddeln irgendwie irgendwo auf dem Platz rum, der Trainer steht 5 Meter daneben. Auf dem Nebenplatz steht!!! Aaron Hunt und redet mit einem Co-Trainer. Ca. 25 Zuschauer inkl. Journalisten beobachten das Treiben schweigend. Man hat den Eindruck, hier hat wirklich jeder aufgegeben.
does women's football have male referees?
women's football is the 2nd biggest disgrace to the human race after (You).
Pro women's football is not good value to the consumer
based Roman "Kernöl-Mourinho" Mählich will take home the 3 points, you just wait
Zwayer, Dankert and Stegemann will be VARs during the world championship this summer, but usually they are not
Are there any good prenant /wundes/ players?
>manure
Are /wundes/ players even allowed to be pregnant in their contract?
I told you guys, NEVER listen to us when it comes to betting advice
fuck off tom
this
that's it wolfsburg has won todays match and the championship also, next week is the last /wundes/ matchday followed by the champions eagle final in two weeks on may 18th.
The world championship will start on june 7th. The german ladies will start one day later with the match against china.
Thanks for reading and please watch our sports.
It is sittenwidrig zu exclude pregnancy in contracts.
such a dongus
>RB Leipzig holt nach Informationen der „Bild“ den ehemaligen Profi Moritz Volz (Foto) als weiteren Co-Trainer für den künftigen RB-Coach Julian Nagelsmann.
>Der Verein wollte den Bericht nicht kommentieren. Volz würde beim aktuellen Tabellendritten der Bundesliga zusammen mit Robert Klauß das Assistenten-Duo von Nagelsmann bilden.
someone want to sell me a bundesligas starter jacket
Is Tedesco back to Schalke a legit possibility? Would olmo my ass off tbdesu.
David Moyes welcome to schalke
scheiß frankfurter niggerbande
nice bus
Too many niggers
REMINDER to support the white man's team today
utterly based
I don't even know what football he plays. Only that his run at westham was pretty good.
Stöger would unironically fit them. Give him a short contract and see how it goes, maybe sack him after the season if someone really good is available. The worst that could happen is not reaching EL. Next season will be an easy one though.
>Aufsteiger
Absolute dogshit, all 3 might even get relegated again right away (t. Kölner).
>Meister
Probably Bauern, maybe the Bulls if Nagelsmeme is not a meme afterall.
>Werder, Hertha, Hoppe, Wolfsburg
Who knows will probably be sub 6
>Neverkusen, Gladbach
One might be good for half a season. Who knows. I guess the new Gladbach coach will need more than a summer to get his shit going. Stindl seems finished (sadly).
>BvB
The meme is over, but I wouldn't bet on them finishing out of top 4.
>Bankfurz
Transfers will decide. The meme must end at some point, but I rate them.
>Rest
Shit, except augsburg. The have a good coach again, they'll probably overachieve.
It would be the perfect season for Stögerball with a good squad.
>inb4 the >schalke squad is shit
The only thing Stöger needs is a BBC up front to hoof the ball to. Just buy whoever is available, maybe even Modeste lmao.
>If we win we can change the timeline and start the era of the pill
>If we lose we will probably lose a few key players, maybe we will be out of EL
This can't slip
The only reason a patrician watches female football for. That said, very tight and toned bodies soon on sport1 for the next volleyball title match.
w-what if they draw
>no striker
The Era of the Bull won't face competition, Red Bull will conquer Germany
Bulls are shit and cucky (as is Leverkusen)
Ya'll getting memed hard
>t. increasingly nervous customer
>Ndicka
well, cant wait for him to give away the game all by himself
gayboy leaning on a muscular black thigh.jpg
doctor checking brazils no fap scrotum
How is havertz so good
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YES
Today the era of da pill starts!
webbum where
Triumph der Pillen
Die Pillen die
AUSTRIAN X2 BETTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT
wow what a goal
YESSs
BAYER 04
frig
TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GG lads, back to watching Arsenal it is then.
Kill yourself NIGGER
>2:1
>GG
wtf ?!?!?! guess I am staying
omg the burger wrote something funny
It seems like I am behind by quite a min or 2.
see
see
That touch from Brandt
HASEBE
Big match if true
that would have been a great goal
This game is LIT
Not the average goal user here but we are already at 3.2222 this match day, the goal scoring needs to stop!
>230 passes
>84% possession
is frankfurt ded?
>again he thinks this is over after 10 minutes
you should know better by now
also thanks for that X inspiration
>need a goal
>go full 5 at the back
Adi F.
ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO
We are too gute!
I just hope they perform when it comes to EL
My dick
to bad brandt is gone next season
Is he going to Bayern Munich?
No Dortmund
PSG
Real
What a naive question. He clearly lacks the Mia San Mia mentality!!!
>conveniently ignoring his St. Pölten "tip"
oh nonono
>4-1
oh NONONO
ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ ARANGUIZ
what the fuck is going on
My fucking dick omg
Brandt is so good.
Oh wow, Frankfurt is getting raped, sad!
freue mich schon auf fussball2000 amk
St. Pölten was bad luck, this however isnt over yet, 4:4 incoming
trying their best to keep the 3 goals a game for the whole league
Fuck what elite pass
>there is still 60 more minutes of this game
jesus...
this gonna be good
My first instinct was right.
m-may I touch
STOP! STOP! STOP!
I LA-LA-LIKE IT
Arsenal
adolf h. becoming sucidal
ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO ALARIO
My dick etc
four more and Leverkusen will be ahead of Shitfurt
HÜTTER RAUS!
What the fuck is going on lmao???
why am I still watching, I am just torturing myself now
>it's a club in international competition gets their confidence shot episode
bullyliga
pfhahaha
the fuck is going on?
what the fuck am I watching
abraham and hasebe getting dabbed on so fucking hard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SIX
era of da pill
dubs for dubs goals
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
>waits for the sixth goal to do something
uhhh, bros?
Oh god
I never come to bundes but WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I always rated Hasebe as a top dog
7 more goals and they are level in gd
Is this the league record, seven goals in 30 minutes?
The fuck is going on with Frankfurt lol...
what in the fuck
OH O 7X1 DNV, OH aÍ, PORRa
what happened to both teams
They'll close the GD gap in this match
Damage control subs
user, they count double because Frankfurt's worsens as well everytime Basedkusen scores
should one bet a lot of money in half time, on O 9.5 goals?
I would love to see Basti's face right now.
Yes yes, I see
are Frankfurt resting players for the Chelsea game?
>german education.
they were
>unleash his 4 digits QI powers
>rest players for EL
>lose out on top 4
offense
>6-1 after 36 minutes
Nice rigged league you got there, literally Brazilian 3rd division tier
>lose the semi final too
>get nothing
Tfw boring 0-0 second half
This will unironically happen, it's sad.
based
great*
lads?
that was before they subbed in Jovic and Gacinovic
>33 goals in 9 matches so far
>average of 3,667
3 more goals and we get an average of 4 goals per match.
tja, jetzt fangen die Nigger an zu treten
should've been a red t b h
Is Eintracht dare I say the Brazil of German football?
Niggers already killing the players
さようなら champions league for Eintracht
>all these foreigners coming out of their holes
*dominate your midfield*
yes yes
I'm happy. I don't even like Alario but I need him to be good because of how much I detest and loathe Icardi.
I hope it's not too late for him to get a Copa America call.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>get something to eat real quick
>6:1
yes i'm mad
>messxico
Talking another league of others
What happened to Frankfurt? Missed the first half. Are the players just exhausted from Thursday or how did this happen?
Frankfurt still ahead of Leverkusen due to goal difference. Leverkusen should try to score more in the second half
>83% possession
Holy shit, is this the true power of Bosz?
leverkusen will just need to statpad vs schalke and berlin
They've been exhausted the whole second half of the season
>ded players
>adi played 5atb
>defence more open that 3atb
>subbed on 2 attackers that needed to be rested for the EL game
Its completely fucked.
same thing that happened to the based bulls last season
shit's exhausting
>What happened to Frankfurt?
They parked the bus but were torn apart by based Aranguiz and Brandt.
You could tell me they only had Hasebe and Hinteregger at the back and I would believe you
After the 3:1 Frankfurt should have gone for the cheeky Spielabbruch and taken the loss
>The first ever 7 goals half in Bundes history
And they were scored in like 30 minutes, unreal.
where did the betting Austrian go? ;)
>Kl*pp will never buy Havertz/Brandt
>instead they will get bought by Bayern/Chelsea/ManUre and dab on us
Just kill me already.
but i was told Brandt is shit. he doesnt even have a mia san mia mentality!
Lelverkusen will fuck it up now won't they
Yo I gotta enjoy the weather instead of watching the second half
Tweet me @jt42069 whenever a goal is scored thx
yes
no
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
maybe
Can you repeat the question?
not really watching but are frankfurt just playing keepball cos theyre scared theyll get beaten by goal difference
He's unironically the worst better in /bundes/
how should i know
You watch the game, you don't see Baumgartlinger. You watch Baumgartlinger, you see the whole game.
they just want to avoid receiving double digits
so check mine
you mean like these?
>the sun rises
>A bender brother gets injured
Yet another day
good effort, frens
nah more like this
>Havertz
left: first half
right: second half
that why you have to have two
I can relate
digits and liverpool will win the league
look at my doppelte
>havertz
Yikes
first half woman, second half cat??
Das ist not eine Dubbel
>havertz
>stuck in traffic
>arrive at stadium 30 minutes too late
>6:1 (6:1)
Cuckkusen being wasteful
I hope they miss the CL by two goals
Reminder that Tah is shit
don't
t. time traveler
what was adolf thinking?
this was a 6 pointer considering their and leverkusens last two opponents
mitchel missing some teeth afer getting kostics foot in the mouth
how is the game going after 6:1? why is it that all teams stop playing when they have such a huge league during half time. shouldn't leverkusen try to shoot even more goals? I don't understand this mentality
fuck off, i want eintracht in the cl and brandt at dortmund
>exhaustion
>frankfurt actually getting into the game and focusing on defense
Lelkusen are just wasting chances left and right.
>Fulland
Fullcountry*
what's gonna happen with Brandt anyways? Since he has a fixed release clause, will he just choose a top team where he's guaranteed to play and get paid a lot? Would mean Dortmund has pretty good chances.
Bosz mad kek
At least Frankfurt drew the 2nd half
>it's another "team scores a lot quickly then stops to "conserve energy" instead of going for the blowout" episode
fucking neverkusen
>
Havertz blew 2 clear cut chances.
Why Germans seem to be loving Chicago so much??
no sane person wants to go to Chiraq
it may be because of the Bulls tho
he needs to join a team that plays 4-3-3.
It's painful so see a player like Havertz at fucking Leverkusen. I hope he doesn't waste away in the shitty Bundes.
i get the feeling brandt actually wants to stay but it's dependent on cl
Why would he bind himself to 5 more years of choking?
>Implying Boszkusen won't win the league next season
dunno, but i never read anything about him wanting to leave, not even between the lines
Partially true, but more Germans come here during summer than any other wh*Te foreigners
Also the bulls should get sponsored by red bull :DDDD also their stadium is in a shithole
They won't if Brandt leaves
Fixed release clause says it all
reminder
Chockers, all of them -_-
Paderborn, Union and Hamburg all choking
maybe leverkusen will get max meyer as replacement for brandt
>Chockers
or grilitsch or amiri or arnold.
Maybe they're big Sufjan Stevens fans
They should buy Amiri
JUST
Or Olmo (no pun intended)
well anyways the doppelbelastung will kill them. they dont have enough squad depth and i dont think they can afford enough good players to go past the group stages and stay relevant in the bundes.
N
Germans love detective stories
aside, Chicago is the patrician US city
I want Arnold, but as an Aranguiz replacement since his contract expires in 2020 and he wants to go home to Chile.
>Chicago is the patrician US city
Extrapolate you're options
that would work but who replaces brandt?
The best detective stories took place in LA tho
>but who replaces brandt?
firendly manners and the BURRS
yeah, was thinking about the Al Capone stuff
we believe all people there are like Al Bundy
We like hot dogs btw
I just like to steck my Würsten into some bun
>fucking rabbits
ew
>not fucking rabbits
ew
Man kann nur darauf stolz sein, wie wir diesen Sport feiern. Alle kommen aus guten Gründen zusammen und zelebrieren Vorbilder unserer Gesellschaft. Ja, das gefällt mir gut. Etwas anderes als einen Bierbauch zu bewerben ist doch ganz nett und richtig.
thank god we dont need to battle for relegation. couldnt take it
>Sokratis: I didn't come to Arsenal to play in the Europa League
OH NO NO NO
yes i saw that quote on reddit as well
he came to Arsenal to get annihilated by Bayern in the Champions League
so why did he go to Arsenal?
Uhm I saw it in the Evening Standard in the tube, what's this "reddit" thing you're talking about?
oh no no no
>Brandt is lacking the "Mia San Mia" mentality
>Fauli
Elke Alder.
Making up bullshit to excuse passing on him if he ends up being the bargain he could be. They basically know if they go for him, they won't also be able to get Havertz, or at least that it would make him even more expensive
>i saw that quote on reddit
Brandt has outgrown Bayern tbqh.
does Havertz have an exit clause? Otherwise I doubt that Bayern are willing to dish out the 100m+ that Bayer is going to demand. they already burned 115m€ on new players.
reeeeee why did they waste so much time with Herrlich?
Not to my knowledge. I don't mean this season though, I doubt they'd be selling both in the same window anyway.
>Eine Aussage zur nächsten Saison vermied Brandt auch am Sonntagabend. "Ich habe alles dazu gesagt. Ich will die Saison so gut wie möglich beenden. Mein Vertrag läuft bis 2021, deswegen ist alles momentan gut und jeder Fan kann sich erst mal auf die nächsten zwei Wochen freuen", sagte der 23-Jährige. "Das heißt: Stand jetzt bleibe ich."
he's gone for sure
He'll stay if they make the CL
ikr
I don't think so. He's been there long enough to know that Alwayslosen can implode any second. After this Rückrunde he got the attention of the top clubs, he will leave.
Demirbay
He'll get his big money move after the Euro 2020. Right now he's got the CL (maybe), Havertz and Bosz at Leverkusen, don't see why he would want to leave.
>impyling Brandt will play at the Euro 2020
because a few months ago people thought that he was an eternal prospect. Leverkusen is a dangerous place and whenever you think that the are about to unfuck their shit, they do something stupid. Especially with international games next season they could go back to being a clownteam in the league.
>Implying Loew will have a choice after Brandt picks up 20 assists and 10 goals next season
>famous last words
Leverkusen is a nice place to get 100 BL games at 19 but it's time for him to play real football
Boszball looks like the real deal tbqh. It's not like Herrlich riding off one-season wonders like Bailey.
>we will never see Reus, Brandt, Havertz and Werner at the same time for the NT
life is pain
One day Germany will produce a good winger again. One day.
>Werner
>implying Rangnick hasn't unlocked him
>implying unser Uhrensohn isn't scoring at will right now
He looked like a real footballer against Mainzz desu.
quick, you have 10 hours to name a good German DM.
Demme
Kroos
Bargfrede
arne maier
Pls be Baumgartingler/Aranguiz's replacement
but does he have the pillen mentality? no joke i thought he was playing for lev at some point in time
Seit ein paar Stunden habe ich übel Blähungen. Riecht nach Verwesung. Was ist passiert?
Well, >we can sign Lowën and Ascacibar for cheap to replace Baumgartingler, Stoger,Demirbay, Arne Maier or Eggestein to replace Aranguiz
Still need a good left back and Santos is probably coming if HIV choke
>>We
How many shares you own gay boy?
If the links are legit, Douglas Santos would be a perfect Aranguiz replacement imo. He was brutal playing on the 6/8 against Leipzig in the cup game.
>Ascacibar
The white nigger that spat on Havertz? no way.
Club companies don't need this sharecuck thing
Didn't now about this, but yeah, Argentinians are the biggest niggers in football by far
:3 na /bundes/ :*
Noch wach? ^.^
Urlaub
Will auch ;_; hatte zwar erst letzte woche aber arbeit ist scheiße
good night
Morgen, Adi :*
>28m
Brandt is leaving
Playing CL has always been Leverkusen's ambition, no doubt he expected to play it every season when he signed there. So don't make it sound like it's a big deal like Eintracht making the CL, where no player could have possibly seen that coming at the time of their signing. He's next club will play CL anyway, so what gives.
Every club in Europe is aware of Brandt and most transfers are eingetütet before the tournaments now (Parvard, Guerreiro, ...).
and the only reason they still have a chance of making the CL is Mönchenschwachkopf pulling a >schalke.
what should i do today?
Ugh... I () wanted to post Demirbay, but then I saw he had a longer contract so I picked Amiri as the most likely replacement.
Dortmund should pull a Bayern and buy Brandt for 25 and sell Leverkusen Schürrle and Kagawa for 30
Build snowmen, make snow angels, have a snowball fight
there is no snow
Brandt is 23 and played the best Rückrunde of his life, he would be crazy not to move desu.
jenes! Dortmund should sign Brandt so I can re-post my Brandt pasta again.
good post
post
so we know that Brandt is lacking the Mia San Mia mentality, but what about Havertz? What's his current Mia San Mia mentality score?
The evaluation usually happens once a player is on the last year of his contract. If he's willing to join Buyern for free in the next year, than he has the Mia San Mia mentality.
Klausible
BIEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FUUUUUUSSBAALL
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>Schalke verpflichtet Brügge-Talent Mfundu (1)
>Der FC Schalke 04 hat für kommende Saison ein erst 16-jähriges Talent verpflichtet. Ardy Mfundu verkündete den Wechsel auf seiner eigenen Instagram-Seite: "Ich freue mich sehr, mitteilen zu können, dass ich meinen ersten professionellen Vertrag bei diesem super Klub unterzeichnet habe. Ich kann die neue Saison kaum erwarten", schreibt er unter das Bild, was ihn mit einem Schalke-Trikot zeigt.
>Mfundu kommt aus der Jugendabteilung des FC Brügge ins Ruhrgebiet und kam in seiner Karriere bis jetzt meistens als defensiver Mittelfeldspieler zum Einsatz. Allerdings hat der 16-Jährige auch schon in der zentralen Verteidigung gespielt.
DAS RITE!
Was Matthaus or Effenberg a bigger douchebag?
Humor kann vielfältig sein, aber beleidige NICHT unser gutes Bier.
>Mfundu
555-come-on-now
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The last match days will be exzzzzZZzziting
>Zwietracht
imagine choking to Vizekusen. This alone should be worth a trophy.
as long ast there's bestbundes on, we'll be fine.
I bet we can't even make a /bundes/ version
sad!
that's because we don't have meme players in our league
> Müllel
> Dummels
>Pulishit
>Sancho
>Brainletersen
>Neuer
>Lelwanfraudski
>Bürki
>Ribery
>Roben
>Müllel
>Dummels
>James
all super based non-meme chads playing in the best league there is. LITERALLY nothing to meme here
>Müller, Gnabry, Hummels, Boateng, Süle, Alcacer, Sancho, Götze, Pulisic, Bürki, Schürrle, Brandt, Wermer, Embolo, Bentaleb, da Costa, Ginter, Pavard
all memey and easy targets
post sam brainlets pls
I'm suggesting an unedited version of pic related
>Goetze
>Boateng
>Witsel
all three are top memes, I don't understand
I'm adding to his list you brainlet.
I mixed up the two lists posted above
Do I look more like Werner or Götze?
Has Peter Bosz solved football?
Yes yes
nö, just waiting for implosion. we've already seen the signs in some games.
Brandt has no AK in the case of CL quali btw. Tough luck for him I guess.
>
since the dribble merchants got injured they've been playing excellently. Now I get why Pep never plays sané.
Schalke will murderball them
Bortschtball is still dumb, but he's a 100 times better coach than Herrlich. Leverkusens squad was always overpowered as fuck compared to Gladbach, Frankfurt, WOB and Hoffenheim. They still wont finish 2nd with Bosz, even if they keep all their players.
>voetbal totaal gets shit on 1-0 by FC Traktor in the CL
>last in the group
>*plop*
>suddenly Leverkusen find themselves below midtable before in December
it's so obvious it hurts
Bosz ball is solid, it just relies on non retarded defenders. If they keep Volland-Brandt-Aranguiz-Havertz and sign non shit defenders they'll be title contenders next season.
>Greather Farth vs Köln
are you ready for this boring fucking bullshit?
>Leverkusens squad was always overrated as fuck compared to Gladbach, Frankfurt, WOB and Hoffenheim.
Ftfy
They are basically le-prospect-man the club. Stop falling for their meme coaches/players/transfers. I kinda rate Bosz and Tante Käthe is based, but there isn't much substance to their memery.
leverkusen will always be held back by their deeply ingrained loser mentality
>They are basically le-prospect-man the club
compared to "random pacey bums from the street"-clubs like WOB?
>title contenders
>fizekusen
>neverkusen
>chokekusen
>bosz
Olmo alder
>They are basically le-prospect-man the club
Volland: 14 goals
Havertz: 15 goals
Brandt: 11 assists
nice to see all these future prospects pulling double digits.
>They are basically le-prospect-man the club
> I kinda rate Bosz and Tante Käthe is based
this but the complete opposite
I recent years WOB was always shit except for one DieBräune season which also was the worst Dirtmund season in these same years. Why even compare them to top teams? They are a plastic merc club without the money to buy good merchs or appeal for good coaches to go there. They are bremen and berlin tier.
Völler is the living caricature of a perma angry loser.
>Why even compare them to top teams?
because they're only 2 points below the "top team" Lederbusen, professor.
wasted three seconds reading this
6 points under Boszkusen.
And no consistency whatsoever.
Are you the same guy that rated korkuts stuttgart after last seasons rückrunde?
no? i've only been here since the world cup.
around the same time that Asuka user vanished huh
>Mfundu
Sounds like a good player. He'll be dabbing on slow German shitters like Süle in no time.
Drei Mfundu mit Käse bitte.
>mfw Götze has a better scorer / minute ratio than Brandt
saw götze's tits wobble around in the last game. disgusting.
when götze turned out to be dortmund's best player in the rückrunde you knew the team was finished. in the first half they performed at a level where fattie couldn't compete anymore, then they regressed. it's like the bundes when it started having lots of players from austrobundes, you knew the level had gone down beyond all hope.
cup final sold out basically instantly, yes yes
(still got 4 tickets)
strong
I bet the atmosphere will be phenomenal (NOT)
French user disappeared
My customer colleague called Kimmich and Gnabry "Eigengewächse" today.
>t. assfustigated shareholder
>Beim tollen 3:2 im Länderspiel in den Niederlanden standen fünf Bayern-Spieler in der Startelf, darunter nur der ältere Manuel Neuer sowie vier Junge: Joshua Kimmich, Niklas Süle, Leon Goretzka und Serge Gnabry, alle Jahrgang 1995. Kein anderer Verein stellte mehr als einen Spieler
He's just buying into Uli's drivel...
>That one round where they all lost
It's so cold. Had Linsensuppe and now lying in bed. Still have Blähungen.
>„Bild“: Gespräche zwischen Schalke und Krösche abgebrochen – Wechsel zu RB?
och nö nö nö, >schalke officially dropped out of the top tier
that was this weekend, fren
#NotMyCaptain
>staged smoking paparazzi shoot
cringe
It's >fissekusen though
chuckled
>go to random forum on TM for rumour news
>it's a wall of text quoting a wall of text quoting a wall of text quoting a wall of text quoting "Scheis Erfolgsfans hier"
>when you have 6 strikers in your squad and you park the bus every game
Why German can't have some proppa hooligans?
>fined for showing up to work
that would be racist, sexist, problematic, not nice.
komm 1 gegen 1 ich hau dich aus deinen flip flops
t. G. aus Ulm
bundes: tut
god I wish that was me
Thinking of getting into “weed cakes”
Greuther Fart WILL get relegated
just informed the danish authorities
is efzay going up
yee
I called this a few days ago and I'm ready for it.
I know you did and I smirked and agreed silently
BENNO THE GOAT
BULLED
>Fortuna Köln
more like unfortunate
thanks
can an efzay supporter rank these teams in terms of level of rivalry
>Gladbach
>Neverkusen
>Fortuna Dusseldorf
>Fortuna Koln
>Viktoria Koln
>Alemannia Aachen
>Schalke
buyern 2 is losing against pigfart rn btw
stream if anyone is interested:
youtube.com
The rivalries have pretty much faded away, but probably:
Düsseldorf (because of the big meme)>Neverkusen=Gladbach>Schalke=Viktoria=Fortuna>Aachen
whats the big meme
How do you rate this imperois man mountain?
Geo locked.
use gerban vpn :^)
The Köln vs Düsseldorf rivalry. If you are born near Köln it's the most played out joke you will encounter in your lifetime. Every musician will bring it up during every concert you'll visit in Köln for example. Everytime Düsseldorf or a thing from Düsseldorf gets mentioned someone will go 'LMAO KÖLN VS DÜSSELDORF XD'. People around here can be pretty dumb, if they want to.
----------------------- Werner
Schulz---------------- Reus --------------- Kimmich
---------------- Havertz -- Brandt
----------------------- Demme
------------ Süle ---- Dummels ----- Ginter
----------------------- ter Stegen
big brain formation
would watch.
ty for the Strom.
>ynr Pigfart used to play in /bestbundes/ like 15 years ago
just... how?
how about havertz as an inside winger, and kimmich as the overlapping fullback to provide width. works pretty well with bosz.
we can't possibly get any worse so this is worth a try
will poop bottle it?
will bottle poop it?
no
Pigfart vs smol Buyern just ended. """""""""""""""""very exciting""""""""""""""""" 1:1 Unentschieden
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EFFZEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
getting rid of Anfang really helped, wow
hello
based
feels good to be back
>people are trying to tell me this is the same person
What happened to the original Doll?
New threa?
yes
yes yes 1 new /bundes/ please
>inb4 mach doch selbst
phoneposting und so
mostly Hamburg, Hannover and similar shitters happened to him
neue