/mlb/

Urg..... ugh. Urghhh..

UGH

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Die^

When will Omar Vizquel be the manager?

11 years since last postseason appearance
7 years since last winning season

URKEL

>Vizquel
>Manager
Have you seen the Barons lately?

Imagine reporting an account like this one. Fucking mad at Twitter users right now.

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The mariners are prepping for a fire sale and about to give up their second place spot in the AL West?

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>.txt

Cubs fan here woo yeah wooooo

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>the White Sox send some minor leaguers back where they belong
Is this really news?

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Sigh...it's true.

>win a world series in 2005
>spend the next 14 years crying about it

15-2

this is incane

Has there ever been a bigger bust than 7th overall pick Carson Fulmer?

Ugh

How many years are you supposed to celebrate a world series win? 30?

The Tigers lost 15-3 today. You don't see their fans crying about it.

get him on his knees. make him pay for what he's done.

According to the Dodgers, yes.

That and the Chicago Bears.

108

oh fuck you just fuck you!

Sorry sorry

dont analogize to him

no I am

What's worse giving up 15 runs to the roylels or red sux?

29 to the rangers

sorry

Are you one of those faggots who post le epic greentexts on twitter and instagram? If so please fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=hhsZx_AAPI0
scrunchies for one scrunchies for all

Why do people keep thinking the Red Sod are a bad team? They won the World Series.

I want him crippled. I want him to know who did it.

bless you user-kun!

Get me his medical records. Maybe his allergies. We're gonna inflate this asshole

it's a .txt account

Wait, I thought this was a thread for thoughtful baseball discussion. No? Guess not. Okay then.

James Shields lol

We're much too autistic to have "thoughtful" "baseball" "discussions."
sorry, btw

Is it just me or does the 18th inning always seem to be when marathon games end?

no, it's the 19th

I don't want baseball to end bros!!!

annnnnnnd its over

BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

Based brewie to the cubbie!

wow broors win again via umpball
cubs deserve this division win fuck you

brewies omigosh!

Cubs fans SEETHING

oh seeth

Kek

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god damn, padre fans are fucking annoying

>WAAAAAOOOOOOOO

>ywn be a qt meme mascot
Bad feel bros

They're dangerously close to being as Reddit as Mariners fans

The chadres own you

>The chadres own you
kek

And this is before this series started. Add 2 more losses for the poodres.

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who let the chaddy's out
WHO, WHO- WHO, WHO-WHO

Wow they must be winning World Series left and right

DOYERS WIN! ¡ARIBA!

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oh yeah I own ya
and i just pwn'd ya
give ya the spankies
yer a bit lanky

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Yikes, i had no idea the dads were owned this badly...

r8 my gondola/10

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>most wins by any team vs single opponent
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>poodres

More like Fagdres.

Fuggin ebin 10/10 XDDD

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So it's settled...,

Chadres are our guys!

based daddies... no...based chaddies :D

>Padres fags talk shit
>Get slapped and cant handle getting bantzed

Pottery.

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Sorry...

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Doyers stinky!!! #BeatLA

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This is sad

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my based central broship hero braunie CANT stop getting hits. he just cant stop

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Fuck this guy is good

oh fuck off

these guys are indestructable... someone..anyone help us.. pplease

braunie owns ya

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Kirby Yates? More like Kirby Yikes.

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I try to give LA the L but nothing sticks to this Ahole!
Ten cent pecker!

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hmmmmm astros fan here so do we win again this year? hmmmm maybe we should

Oh i own ya
and i pwn ya
put you into a seethe
that you wouldn't even believe
take over your stadium
turn your brain into cranium

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b a s e d brew-dres putting cubdgers into a total seeth

this is insane if ya ask me...hmm... somehting interesting is going on... can't tell who's who... quite the predicament if you ask me... sends a chill down my spine....

I didn't wanna do this ese but you forced my hands. 2 HR game coming tomorrow. You played yaself

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Call the braintrust... the genny is under assault

ah nah nah kid
---
oh I break ya
then I put the brakes on ya,
no hustlin for ya
pay a steep price
rest o' a team's bustin,
but I'm already in too deep,
ayo
last out o the series
ya fans don't look so cheery
go down swingin
ya team just got swindled

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Nice job posting the Padres entire offense there m8

>hits 2 home runs
>team still loses

it's baltimore all over again

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oh we punch ya
then we crunch ya
ruin ya pitchers
yer teams now full of bitchers

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This LA LIBTARD keeps holding the L...

dayum....

....
...DAYUM!!!!!!!!!1

Holy fuck? This is based if true! :))

Cubbie wubbie?

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:^)

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sugar free red bull is better

honestly i cant see anything other than a 4 way tie between the astros indians braves and padres for the world series

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reminder machado and the dodgers still won't win a series

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b-but red bull's older

*spits*
*spits more*
SPITS!!!

>World Round Robin
World Round Robin?
WRR!

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>tfw gurriel ties it against the doyer menace

reminded me of this

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Extending the game to 18 innings because you can't score, and neither can the other them.

>boomers exclusively like things on the basis that they are older

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we make ya seetha
about the dodgers and the barnesa and the yatesa
makes ya seetha
about the dodger blue
and pantone too
and petco park getting cucked by the sea of blue
we make ya, we make ya seethe

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yikies and oofies! ladspie spotted!

monster's for fags and so are all the kids in school that used to wear monster t shirts... there, ya happy

sounds like the monster kids owned ya

ladspie sighted!

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oh fuck you and fuck all those fad following assholes

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seethe at the based doyie and pantonie?

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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I just can't get a break from these L's

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This guy ain't one of us. Get him downstairs and bust his knees. Make him crawl like a rat snake.

Get used to it buddy, got a LOT more comin for ya this season

Grab the cables. Make sure his hands are tied. I want him awake for this

Oh my how lewd of you~!!!

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I hope you have a happy and successful life.

lmao shut up gayboy
**sip**

Thanks user
You too

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I hope I wake up as a cute girl.

Grab this guy. Make sure he's tired. Put him in bed. Tuck him in. Give him a kissie and say good night

stop bullying the daddies
stop bullying the metsies
stop bullying the cubsies

cubs mets daddies broship 4 lyfe

>/mlb/

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scuba kek

>Being under .620

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...
...
...
...
...
SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

OHNO NONONONO

kek

SCUBA

Retard alert

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Holy shit! 10/9 post lol
>scrubabs

uh oh dipshit in the house

thanks for announcing your presence

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FUCK OFF

hey guys
did you hear that uh
the cardinals
uh
blew a....
FIVE ONE LEAD!!!

Makes me cringe just thinking about it...

Based Doyers

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/hoc/ is still better

HOLY SCHNIKE

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Why does Harper have such shit swinging mechanics?

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kek btfi scubab lmao scibbs

this is totalitarianism

fuck the dbags

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*sigh* looks like it's back to Fangraphs for me

>be Miami Marlins president
>Get voted out first in survivor
>Gets fired by Jeter for being inefficient

Name someone more JUST

I forgot the picture
>Voted out first I. Survivor

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>I.
>forgets picture
yeah you are more JUST lol

T. Marlins fan

fangraphs called, they don't want you either

sorry I had no idea

>Doyers win

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^^^^ outrage above me

win what? regular season doesn't matter

the black pill has been dropped!

Dodgercels bite the dust

i'll double down on regular season doesn't matter, stankee fans wave their dicks around then disappear when judge also vanishes in the postseason but muh rangz. too bad the last ring they won was a decade ago

How long has rudimentary AI been posting here

based autist. the numbers will always be your best friend

>Ass molested dads fag detected

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wtf is wrong with you? acting all high and mighty and putting others down like you own the place. Why don't you just cut it out already. You're being a huge jerk.

>modern day doylels cholo bragging about anything
>ancient boomer dodger fan bragging on 4channel
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES

i'm an astros fag you retarded doyers fag, better hope we don't expose you again

FUCKING LOSERS

HERE IT COMES OH NO NO NO NO

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take what you want! take it and leave me alone please!

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and again bragging about a regular season game, come back when the dodgers win a series in the modern day

>Smash 3 world series in a decade
>Transform into a joke hemorrhaging players so badly you're thinking of redesigning your park so players can actually hit home runs

What happened? This team was scary as fuck awhile ago

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fucking hell i don't even know what i am anymore? i make my responses and others make borderline identical ones. seemingly out of nowhere. it's like the thread is dead then boom it comes alive.
the thread aint dead kid, that's just the broship lying in wait
broship controls ya

The after effects of trying to keep the band together and having a mediocre farm system.
As a kongs fan I know that feel too well.

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Someone make room for the big dogg of the genny

did Zack killed the old boomer?

told him to get outta town and leave all his baseballs with him

>oppo taco
>oppo tater
WHICH IS IT ASSHOLES

I would like to apologize to all Dads fans.

I lost my composer and went on a drunk shitposting spree. But you guys are the only ones I like/respect in NL west so I love you guys.

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no forgiveness for you asshole

Not NL west but go fuck yourself

oppo disc player

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>Baez gets umpballed out of a double
>Turns that into a game winning HR.
>Taylor Davis' first hit of the season is a grand slam
>That is also the first home run of his career >And he is now the 7th player in MLB history to have his first HR be a grand slam that ties the game.
>Davis' first RBI was in 2017 and it was the run that eliminate the Cardinals from playoff convention.
>That whole situation with José Martínez being a diva and Molina getting butthurt in the 9th.
What a good game.

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Fuck you. You really fucked up, now die.

oh fuck these idiot-assholes too. kill em

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GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Not nice.

rude and mean

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>shiner

Shit taste. I only drink modelo.

Cubbie fan here. I only drink cum!

That is excellent for gains bruh.

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>fad following assholes
You are here.

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Are those KFC nugs?

where is my goddamn Nashville/Charlotte team already Manfred?

The Braves would never let it happen.

nobody give a shit about the borves from 3 states away, a market has no reason to stretch from Louisiana to Kentucky to southern Virginia

Who?

>Cubs fan here woo yeah wooooo
Well hello there.

Dixie is Braves country.

Dicksies is Cusb country

For me? It's the Los Angeles Dodgers.

For you? You deserve that choker shit.

Happy cinco de mayo btw.

Seis de mayo, Gringo

>Sex the mayo
haha get a loaf or this idiot

Ummmmm. I think I'll just use spicy mustard. No one is sexing the Gulden's.

your the idioto

Sorry I didn't know

I bought some French's chardonnay dijon yesterday but the Gulden's was tempting me from the shelf. Its sexiness shouldn't be underestimated.

I was at the Dodger Padre game last night. A few rows down Tommy Lasorda was spotted. Groups and groups of people surrounded him, trying to get selfies. The security ended up escorting him out.

Jon Jay (CWS) placed on the 60 day DL. They now say he is headed to an extended spring training stint followed by minor league rehab.

I didn't know extended spring training went into late May. Why is a guy who is entering rehab placed on the 60 day DL? Unless this is some kind of phantom DL ruse.

It's a ruse. Everything that organization does is a joke.

My bad, he is already on the DL. They only tranfsferred him to the 60 day, so he is eligible to return on May 27.

The guy's two meatballs away from a heart attack but you'd never know it by looking at him. Because he looks like one meatball would be enough.

why the fuck are we sending reed back down after one excellent outing

come the fuck on, bell

Shit should definitely stick together

I'd strike out every faggot ITT with my knuckle slurve

*hits a bloop single to right*
Get fucked kid

triple

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...play '97

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my absolute niggas

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I got a thirty day ban for tweeting a picture of bryce harper at the Phillies with the caption “would you boo me? I would boo me *goodbye horses starts playing*

Toronto Blue Jays @ Texas Rangers game thread:

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Yellie owns you
And your team's poo

GOAT centerfielders

1. Mays
2. Cobb
3. Mantle
4. Trout
5. Griffey Jr.
6. Dimaggio
7. Snider
8. Lofton
9. Edmonds
10. Speaker

GOAT 1st baseman

1. Gehrig
2. Musial
3. Fox
4. Pujols
5. McCovey
5. Frank Thomas
6. Miggy
7. Ortiz
8. Killibrew
9. Thome
10. Murray

Eephus

Here we go .txties here we go *clap clap clap*

Thomas and miggy over mccovey

GOAT Second baseman

1. Hornsby
2. Morgan
3. Lajoie
4. Robinson
5. Carew
6. Alomar
7. Cano
8. Sandberg
9. Altuve
10. Collins

GOAT SS

1. Rodriguez
2. Ripken Jr.
3. Wagner
4. Smith
5. Jeter
6. Simmons
7. Larkin
8. Visquel
9. Banks
10. Nomar

where the FUCK is ozzie albies?!

Short Stops by far the weakest class

GOAT 3rd baseman

1. Rodriguez
2. Boggs
3. Scmidt
4. Matthews
5. Beltre
6. Brett
7. Robinson
8. Chipper
9. Rolen
10. Longoria

GOAT Rightfielders

1. Ruth
2. Ichiro
3. Aaron
4. Jackson
5. Gwynn
6. Clemente
7. Robinson
8. Kaline
9. Marris
10. Winfield

GOAT Left fielders

1. Bonds
2. Williams
3. Henderson
4. Yastremzski
5. Man Ram
6. Raines
7. Stargell
8. Brock
9. Rice
10. Goslin

GOAT pitchers

1. Maddux
2. Pedro
3. Randy
4. Clemens
5. Young
6. Gibson
7. Seaver
8. Ryan
9. Glavine
10. Koufax

Put Ichiro 3rd Aaron second and Clemente 4th and it's fixed imo

will bonds ever get into the hall?

*

min v nyy gamethread

but the goats probably did it too. Didn't ruth try injecting sheep testosterone or something liike that? they just didn't play in the steroid era

For me it’s Nick “35 is my prime” Markakis

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projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2019-mlb-predictions/

are the doyers really that much better than the rest of the NL? Small sample sizes I know but didn't the NL Central dominate them so far?

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>implying the dads will get the chance to brag about a playoff game

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>the last time the NL East won a playoff series was 2015

Mets have scored 2 runs in the past 30 games. Fucking kek

Astros vs Angels gamethread

lads I’m scared of Gallie...

That’s what happens when barves and philthy are irrelevant and you’re represented by the mest and gnats

Dodgers @ Padres

Twins @ Yankees

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>Padres @ Dodgers
ftfy

rhys hoskins is based

So was that shit umpball for not letting him walk on an obvious ball 4.

a subtle psyhcopath. get the knife. we're gonna carve this fool

>marlels

do the marlins have potential to lose more games than the 2018 orioles?

>Jeff Samardzija

>giving up a single and 3 home runs in your first 7 pitches

>Longoria over Arenado
Da fuq?

Longoria isn't even top 30 in 3B

>another sweep

they will do that

rosen will win the job

can someone explain to me why the MLB is the only professional sports league in America that 1st round draft picks spend 3-5 years in development before coming up to the big leagues? I mean lelbron came right out of high school into the NBA.
Is Baseball really that much more intricate than apehoop and concussion-protocol-ball?

>Is Baseball really that much more intricate than apehoop and concussion-protocol-ball?
yes

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yes

Yes, baseball has a much higher learning curve.

>sweeps marlels
who cares. get back to me when they sweep a good team.

god tell me something that was hard to predict

BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN

>imagine bragging about sweeping the Marlins
I'm almost embarrassed for you

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as you rise through the minor leagues, pitchers' breaking balls get better and better so some hitters just cant adjust

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Castillo has a no hitterin the 6th

Castillo is the best thing about the Reds

Good job Rodney you piece of shit

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3B is weakest

couldn’t just keep your mouth shut

>this lifelonger doesn’t remember 2006 when the padres were division rivals and had enough fans to do beat la chants

I was pretty young in 2006 user.

sorry I didn't know

its ok bb i still luv u

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Oh no!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm yes Yea Forumsstros

Rags take the series!
back to .500!

GG, Leafs

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Got back from the Phils game, can't believe it wasn't called earlier. Absolute shit weather.

f
u
c
k

didnt even mean that as a reply god damnit

Yeeyee

That one Twins game was way worse tho. Freezing rain, and it hit harder too.

>Sunday night baseball with Jessica Mendoza
Time to get comfy lads

big brain sport

tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

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>resd (5)
>jints (6)
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GG

Giants go up 2-1 in the 4-game series

The >resd need a complete front office shakeup like the Orioles got at the end of last year
There's only so many losing seasons you can endure before major changes need to be made.

the padres are having the most humiliating series holy shit lol
doyers are embarrassing them

Just give me some time

Cardinals @ Cubs

Time for your spankies inspector

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RENFROE OWNS YOU
AND HE PWNS YOU
LA GETS BEAT
LIKE MY MEAT

yee-haw

>freshly updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
elbow/nerve irratation
>tfw no old/fat

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Walk. Off. Grand. Slam.

Suck Shit
>Doyers

Angels btfo

What was that you dirty spic?

the Toronto Blue Jays are not a very good baseball team right now

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>Cespedes isn't old

>dabs on you and raider fans

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>loses 2 of 3 games at home
>act like they won the world series
Poodres

Stay boiling m8

We'll always have Delmonico's walkoff. Because honestly what else good do we have?

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2005?

based daddies teaching lessons in respect

Getting rid of Engel

that's 2 time reliever of the year kenley jansen mind you

MLB needs to ban Marlins Man from all parks. Sock of seeing him every week.

this, but unironically

seconded

Why do white sox fans cry? at least they have world series titles. that's more than anyone can say about the mariners or padres or rays

lol they outscored you the whole series

can’t wait till SD starts stomping on you faggots.

>15-2
>9-2

They got outscored 5-30 in 3 games.

You fuckers deserve nothing, quit crying bitches. at least they aren't the marlels. Fucking babies

>you

yes all chicago white sox fans are one faggot and are all fat and eat shit like their team

The who's are bad but they have some fun players and a world eries. Its not that horrible.

they didn't even want the free agents, machado sucks and harper is overrated

>you

5-30

Jon Jay lol

Imagine being outscored 5-30 by the Bombston Red Sux.

has josh bell actually been this good so far? ...???

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Who's fans it could be worse. Imagine if you wasted 300 million dollars on Machado on top of having the highest ERA in the league.

Daniel Vogelbach is SCREAMING down that list, holy toledó

What does this image say about the Dodgers?

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...SIGH... GAH... GACKT...

What team is that at the bottom?

He seems to be breaking out. Pirates better trade him soon for some "signable" prospects before he gets too good.

A team that is worse than the Marlins? How is that possible?

Guggenheim Management’s board knows how to run a profitable company

Reminder that winning one of three games at home against the Dodgers is like winning the World Series for Padre fans.

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This guy is relentless...

imagine being this assmad that people got excited for a walk off grand slam

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

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St Louis has no answer for the Cubs

And since all their best prospects are either busts or forever injured they wont have to worry about the strike in 2021 ruining their title chances.

Reminder that in 119 years of playing professional baseball the White Sox have never made it to the playoffs in back to back years.

I like how the fanbase has basically given up on them even though they're still decent, just shows how demoralizing crappy ownership can be.

was joey gallo memed back into relevancy?

Is that why they keep crying?

he's actually had a really good start to the season

Gallie posting started before the season though

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>tfw Kluber and Ramirez on my fantasy team

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HEY! why don't you apologize dodgerfans? You had no way of knowing

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LOS DOYERS

oh if a dodger fan doesn't step up right now and apologize I will be livid.

>cusb

dodgers fans are absolutely obnoxious @ petco

oh say you're sorry

>these putos are proud of losing the series 1-2

Cubs desu

cubs fan here

I was looking to MLB Attendances, and to be honest it doesnt looks bad as media says

even being more popular, the national soccre league has less public avg than it, even the dead last has more public than the dead last here

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here is the hue soccer attendences if you want to see an comparation

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i think if you expressed those as percentages they might look a little worse, though

>and to be honest it doesnt looks bad as media says
A lot of teams are heavily exaggerating the number of fans per game, though. The Royals announced 9,000 in attendance for their game against the Rays but there were maybe a couple hundred people actually there. In general what I think fans and the media are worrying about are really those teams at the bottom.

Nobody's concerned about Yankees/Dodgers/Cards/Cubs attendances, those will always be high. It's Baltimore, TB, and KC having laughably low attendances, and Miami being such a shitshow that I don't know why they haven't relocated the team to Raleigh or Montreal by now.

>Baltimore, TB, and KC
exepct by Tampa Bay, those teams arent with poor attendence beacuse they are on rebulid or with stupid teams?

Baltmore was the worst team of century last year

KC was not the one that won the World Series few years ago

Just looking at the lowest teams, it's something like
>CIN: 40%
>BAL: 35%
>PIT: 42%
>KC: 40%
>TB: 30%
>MIA: 28%

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>exepct by Tampa Bay, those teams arent with poor attendence beacuse they are on rebulid or with stupid teams?
That's part of the problem, teams tank and fans stop showing up. Looking at that list, idk what's going on with Cleveland and Minnesota, but I'm assuming it's just really fucking cold there in April. Nobody wants to sit through a game when it's below freezing.

But what about per capita

show me the standard deviation

I love baseball.!

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I also love baseball

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AHHHHH!!!!!!! NOT THE PSYCHOGANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Perhaps I got ahead of myself

Jizzus

I hate baseball

No, I should have controlled my emotions. I judged you without even giving you the chance to disprove my preconceived bias. I'm sorry

>a fucking arch
KEK DIDDILY DOODILY

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Number 42 pitching against number 42. What are the odds?

>gay louis

kek...
GAY LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!

It was jackie bradley day

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>STL
Wow, they truly are The Best Fans in Baseball (tm)

you forgot it

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>cubs

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Haha lol he kneeled for the anthem and then did some chimp shit and now he works at Tires Plus

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hey what the hell is that supposed to mean? what are you trying to say?! spit it out!

alright this guy's not talking... get the pliers, his fingers are gonna hurt

>forgot his ID so the bar wouldn't serve him, makes up some lie about them being Trump supporters
>delivery driver was 10 minutes late, pulls a fucking gun on him
Has anyone ever squandered their 15 minutes of fame like Maxwell?

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Holy damn only the top lads can trick Nóbody deBaretto

Cubs are lame lol

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>Yankees/Dodgers/Cards
These three yeah

>Cubs
Weren't even top 10 as recently as 2013 & 2014

Cubs piss me off

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Knuckle and Submarine are the ones that are so sexy

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Poo Darvish lool

Are you an impostor? Real ABG moved to Japan and married a QT female ballgirl

Scubas looool

>Real ABG moved to Japan and married a QT female ballgirl

i wish this was true, i am dating someone but no i dont moved to Japan

Cubs more like scrubs lmaoooooo

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Cubs are a sinking ship... need some deep sea divers

im not much here beacuse is starting of season
i tend to show up only when some relevant stuff is happening like some baseball tounament, end-season or playoffs

Curveballs in general are just sexy

soundgasm.net/u/AprilW9/F4A-Baseball-Reading-Challenge-Request-Fill-Reading-Aloud-Baseball-Real-Orgasm

(NSFW obviously)

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bring out the scuba divers... salvage what you can... tell the presses... the cub ship has officially sunk

>the link
litteraly the ball if she she could speak during the throw

Come up from the left side and tap him on the right shoulder. When he looks right, call him gay and slap his ass.

I don't understand

But I heard you moved to Japan? Is this really you?
I heard you moved to Japan.

>whos sux
>outscored 5-30 in 3 games

Kek lmao

Flubs r o f l m a o

offer a handshake. he won't suspect a thing. when he reaches out right hook to the jaw. as he lay on the ground tie a cinderblock to his ankle. throw him in the sea. let the divers salvage the rest

Hey ABG how do you recommend PYS? I'm planning on importing it and getting more in touch with my npb team seeing as my mlb team is in a dire situation

And yes I have a vita

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asshole home plate ump should be fined for wearing sequins

someone said as sacasm to you probablly
an yea its me, with my Tokyo Yakult Swallows shirt on my wardrobe

>And yes I have a vita
HA HA

>no whiteys on the cover
Are American players stars in NPB?

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!

Cubs are dumb rofl

hi

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Hi

Hi

Yea, its an an brand good series, they are very detalists at point that they even put the real adboards of stadiums (no fantasy ones like in the Show)

Also, there is Pawafuro (aka Power Pros) series as well, besides being more arcade, it has some good career and history modes, i recommend you get both

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some are, but they tend to focus to Japanese players in general

They're mostly brown

there is american players tho

Yakult Swallows has 2 american pitchers

That sounds good. I'm able to read hiragana and katakana but not at a glance. I know few kanji and am still trying to expand and learn more. Will I be okay at that level? Also I'm kind of familiar with how japan labels some things like fastballs being called straights and stuff.

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*beats LA*

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Based ABG

>Hunter Renfroe
That name is so fucking white

grab him by the ankles. put him upside down and dangle him off of a cliff. make sure he talks. after we'll "let him go"

>getting more in touch with my npb team seeing as my mlb team is in a dire situation
What are your teams?

Why can't they just speak english like normal people?

hey ABG have you been doing the fantasy still?

you will be fine, you dont need know everything about JP to play, besides it will help in manger modes

about pitchers, japs prefer speed, the most faster the more they will get mused

youtu.be/PKSxg7kk8_s

yea. i got first win of season this week lol

>Japanese ultranationalism on the rise

That sounds neat. Can't wait until it comes out. It's gonna cost a pretty penny to import though, I hope when the time comes playasia has a reasonable enough price for it. Or I'll just have to wait until my next trip back to grab it.

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me with spanish classes

try get pawafuro 2018 first, it will give you lot of time to get ready for Pro Sprits

Cubs piss me off.

checking it out now on youtube. idiotimports is usually actually good info

sorry I had no idea

cubbies make you seethsie eh?

Any night that ends with the Cubs slapping around a Division opponent is a good night for me.

Hopefully this is a sign that the Cubs have fully gotten the stank of 2-7 to start off of them.

Are there any other teams or players you'd slap around for a good time?

the padres played well and held their own in all three games against the two time NL winners. They had a real shot at taking all three games, and they had Tatis out. The two losses were heartbreaking but this team fought.

>cubes

Do you know what kind of pitch this is? Crescent Moon?

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Would like to get the Rockies back for the '18 Wild Card. Other than that, keep up the good play and hopefully the good health.

kek the catcher's eye at this home run

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Thank you based ABG. I was feeling like shit earlier but now I'm loving watching and learning all about pawapuro. This is seriously awesome. I should hit up playasia and get this.

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NEW THREAD, CHADBROS

500

>the samefagging in the chadres general
OH NO NO NO

Based Chadres

Someone make an actual general. Not one where the only 4 Padres fans on the internet jack each other off all day.

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new

...

thank you