/heem/

>new York tough

Jon Jones drops down to flyweight and heems Canor

And just how bad of a paper champ is khalabeeb?

some people actually thought quinta could beat conor
LMAO

who cares about conor? the fuck are you talking about?

>FW Goat
>First Champ Champ
>2 successful alcohol brands
>Shapes the sport
>Too rich to fight

Connor kills cowboy, al, tony, gillespie in the same night, lightweight division? More like bumweight lmao

>got absolutely fucking perfect picks except for the Barriault robbery
Fuck this world

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7 out of 10 modern LW's beat Conor. Easily.

>ragin al gimmick is making his face red for a bonus
embarrassing

All my pics won but you didn't include me in the picture, so I won atleast.

>being this much of a smark

cerone should fight tony next, fuck conor.

Cowboy has zero chances against khabib. It would be another easy wrestle fuck victory.

Seethe

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>all of Khabib's major wins (Johnson, Barboza, Al) have all been exposed to be major bums
Paper Champ.

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Cowboy heems Connor

>turn on boxing stream
>bunch of retarded interviews
no wonder boxing is dead

this shit is making me fall asleep

I told you guys
Matchup wise this was always in Cowboy's favour. There wasn't much doubt. Where Cowboy struggles is against pressure fighters who can also give him problems on the feet.

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1st fight conor then tony

>smarking out in /heem/

cerrone would maul khabib.

Guys bet the house.

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khabib is a fucking meme. Every time he fights his opponent is too chickenshit to actually fight him for fear of takedowns. Leading to Conor completely throwing the fight and getting knocked down by punches.
Cowboy dont give a fuck, hes gonna fucking bang

he fucked conor up as well, don't forget him

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dos anjos is washed. he wont win.

>Cerrone vs Conor
>Cerrone vs Gathje
>Cerrone vs Khabib
>Cerrone vs Tony

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unironically cerone would sub khabib in the 4th

Conor won rounds 1 & 3 and easily wins all future rematches

That spinning Canadian with the cornrows is a sloppy faggot.

I reckon Conor comes back to fight Cerrone

Cerrone's basically made himself a top contender at LW, so Conor can reasonably say he's taking a #1 contender fight and his strengths are cowboys weaknesses so you'd expect him to win that fight and then perhaps claim for a title shot. Things have lined up really nicely for him if he wants to return

>Cerrone is washed, he won't win.

and a slightly shorter cut of the showtime kick

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>>Cerrone vs Tony

this is what I want more than anything.

How does Cerrone typically do against wresslebabbies? I know he beat Hernandez but he's a bum.

Yfw khabib retires after a decision win against dustin and calls himself the goat for the rest of his life

cerrone wasn't washed. he just made the mistake of moving up a weight class for no reason.

Is Donald Cerrone the ultimate slightly-less-casual-than-casual fan's favourite?

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Cerrone-kino incoming boys

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Sadly that is our timeline

this
JUST BLEEDiest match of the year for sure

>I knew the guy posting his Leon Edwards webms was the guy who posts the Leon Edwards webms

well this is a hot take

ur wifes a towel ha

literally no face
if he retires why would you even care what he does

Barboza is literally a faster version of Cerrone when he is on his feet. The guy's specialization is to (((maul))) inexperienced strikers.
His father said he will fight 3 times more.

He got robbed

>butthurt pedo worshipper detected

doesn't matter, only mudsimes recognze him as anything even good

He did. I'm glad he lost though. Dude needs some serious work.

Exact same as RDA but he's fighting another 55'er.

What time is the Canelo fight

Al is a fucking warrior stop bullying him

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Learn what echo brackets mean faggot

It'd basically be the Till fight again but an even worse beating. It's hilarious that people think Canbum wins that fight, the recency bias is insane.

someone have webm of that front kick?

Cerrone vs Cerrone would FOTYAY

Cowboy just lost his bud light sponsor by drinking that molson

50 kicks and shadowboxing
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I will never stop posting this.

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Khabib tries the standup meme against Cowboy like he did with Al but gets knocked clean the fuck out with a head kick

Yall krakkkaz b trippin

>Cowboy literally drinking beer on the post-show

Based ngl

after he beat them...Barboza was on a 3 win streak, Al on a 5 win streak. And Al is not a major bum, Barboza neither (closer but not a bum)

oh wow

I'M GONNA DRINK A MOLSON
CAUSE BUD LIGHT WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN

Do you even know what brackets represent?

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Boxing production is shitty. Where's the qt mixed black lady? Where's the enthusiastic manlet? Where's the grizzled joke making veteran?

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>yfw they do Pettis/Cerrone 2

RDA at least couldn't make the cut anymore, Cerrone just couldn't be bothered making the cut

You certainly don't little guy

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somebody scream cap the cringe of that guy handing off the baby to cowboy

Want to see Cerrone vs Holloway

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>recency bias
MMA seems to suffer from it really badly, moreso than other sports or media. It's strange, maybe it's all the zoomers

youtube.com/watch?v=Oqh3llK_1EQ

>Cerrone vs Holloway
Why
strange

>Conor loses to Cerrone byexhaustion in Round 3.
Imagine the embarrassment. Flushing of a lifetime.

It's cause we're all CTE'd

>we will see the press conference of connor khabib 2 in our lifetimes

Cowboy's grandma just tried to take over his interview lmao. Why the fuck do old people talk so much?

I predict Al never fights again

yep

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twitter.com/travisbrowneMMA/status/1124881024947605504

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It's not even directly related to jews. Read Heidegger or just stop embarrassing yourself by spreading pol memes

Cowboy subs Conor

>interim unification, dusty gets smashed
>Meanwhile Conor Vs Tony for title shot
>conor heems CTonE for good sadly
>Gooby, who is undefeated in rematches, comes back, heems Khabib
>is petty as fuck and never ever gives him the rematch
>Khabib is forced to move up for muh legacy
>gets teabagged by Askren and forever exposed as a bum
Our day is coming brothers. We suffer now but we will vindicated soon. The day of the wrestlefuckers is fucking finished. Gooby is ending Khabib. Francis is ending DC.

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>National anthems
Boxing is a JOKE

Based low IQ retard

For sure Cerrone is a pacey high pressure offensive grappler that really gasses people

Punished strikers arc

i'm a conorfag but come on lad conor gasses himself regardless of who he's fighting

>>/box/

>Conor stan convinced himself Conor can only lose in one way.

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Holy shit at the autism spinning punch knock out from raymond daniels on bellator. mpv autism 2.0

>cowboy not even gassed or injured in the final round
AL HAS BEEN FLUSHED

unironically based.

Is that what your desperate wiki search turned up?

Imagine getting mogged by Bumson, just retire at that point.

For sure he was hugely gassed against Max my guy hunnderd percent Eddie had him in deep waters bee

It would be insane and I think Holloway should stay at 155.

he should just have Rhonda set up the stream

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>Schaub speak
Is there a more direct way of exposing how you don't know what you're talking about?

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He put eddie out in the second round you stupid fuck.
>Max
ages ago, you would be absolutely retarded to try and argue that Conor hasn't regressed a ridiculous amount since then. He can't throw the meme kicks like he used to be able to

Stop projecting. Not everyone is uneducated bums like you

referencing the WWE

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Didn't Honda have a bf right before Travis? In fact I think he might have even gotten heemed by Travis too. Hmm, let me think who was it...

No webm of the jab?

Gassed after 30 minutes in a sport he never played before vs the alleged goat, what a facking puss

Went 25 hard minutes and won against the highest pace fighter in mma, dude skip some rope

what a piece of shit

embarrassing

Hunto absolutely fucking heems the Underataker

Who should ourguy Elias fight next?

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>You can't gas in the second round
Unironic 235er over here

>alleged GOAT
the absolute salt

Mendes sure did

Fucking post about Al turns into Connor saving the world....fucking bravo boys...

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>tfw your boy is back on a winning streak
It's been a interesting last 3 years but I always believed in him

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Steph before she got the bolt-ons used to make my peepee turn into the big peepee.

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winner of yoel v costa

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Thanks.

Based Burgos
Based Elias
Based Al
Based Cerrone

Cringe Katona
Cringe Sanchez

>Bumson calling out Hermansson
OH NO NO NO

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Schaub

Cowboy pieces up Khabib or triangles him.,

*solves wrestling*

>Al gets a face cut early
>Unable to breathe or see so he cant close the distance
>Fight ends without a finish
>"Khabib's a paper champ hurrdurrr!!"

Khabib boxed Al up to sharpen his jab and feel out 5 rounds. He said he would do this before the fight, he did exactly that.

Every fight Khabib has been in is just sparring for fun, hes never been in trouble.

So now, you think dumbledick, lose to everyone in every division Cerrone will suddenly beat Khabib?

Cerrone wouldn't beat Conor.
Or Dustin.
Or Gaethje.
Especially not Tony.
No way in fuck he beats Khabib lmao.
If Al didn't get cut Al wins 99/100 times.

Another 3 loss streak for the bum ranch hand and then retirement.

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Been a wild ride for Cerrone

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>Iaquinta has been in 3 back to back 5 rounders

Al's had a hard time....
Give him a break

You're literally trying to explain things to 14 year old Mexican teenagers with 65IQ.

Aldo and Cerrone keep turning back the clock.

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this

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learned from the best

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brutal

stabby kick man got lucky against no head movement guy

Wake up Donald

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Imagine being the person helping Elias cool down and relax from a frustrating night. I could make all the pain melt away in my mouth.

Why is Serra-Longo full of bums?

>gets heemed more than 3 times in the fight
OH FOR SURE RAGIN AL IS A BEAST BRO

>counters your leg kick with another leg kick

Serra/Longo is an underrated camp.

>why is Serra longo
>Serra
>longo

Answered your own answer there little shooter

>*gains CTE*

Machida did it better

Cowboy would literally kick Tony's leg off his body

Could a punch be so hard it severed head from body?

eliastheodorou
You either win or you learn. Wasn't my night tonight, but honored to have my team by my side in victory and defeat. We'll be back with much to learn. Nothing but respect to Derek, he was the better man tonight. #ontothenextone #UFCOttawa
instagram.com/p/BxEI4qdnVSX/

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Incorrect, Tony would do a headstand spin and heem Cowboomer with his knees

based severed limbs-mind posters

>clinically retarded

I feel bad for you, bro

Reminder: Elias won the fight on the basis of chakra damage.

so we all agree it was a shit card?

im pretty sure ngannou could decapitate some strawweights with a clean uppercut

>omega bum Donny
>couldnt compete in WW
>has to try and piece together can wins
>unfortunately hes now in the division of absolute munsters

What a life

Who do you think beats Cerrone then?

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>if al didnt lose he would have one
amazing take

>Felder
>Gaethje
>pre usada flushing Taisumov
>Santos
>pre Barboza Dariush
>Burns
>Prazeres

all flush Al btw

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Thanks for the you on a two hour old post thanks for being a fan

Everyone

We will see Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone become LW champion by the end of 2019.

How in the hell did Elias do better against Brunson than Machida?

From the promotion you forget his claim to fame was kinda not completely getting crushed by Khabib and beating Kevin Lee.

They should change 10 second warning to 15 second warning.

his punishment must be more severe

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Canelo unironically just got sparked by the nigger lmao

Holloway, Poirier, Conor. Likely Gaethje and Ferguson as well but it wouldn't surprise me to see Cerrone pull those ones off.

Adorable that you stuck around for two hours hoping someone would notice your post. It's a really really good post, too. Mama will be down with your tendies in a few minutes.

>start watching /box/
>falling asleep now
>it's 2pm
I used to love this shit, what has /heem/ done to me?

>stop doing cocaine
>chin and speed comes back
like cockwork

Cucknelo heemed dead lmaooooo

is it illegal to get a boner in MMA

back to plebbit

Aww did the poor widdle baby get worked? Don't cry little man, it'll all be ok. Shh.

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go back faggot

Make me. Make. Me.

Elias got robbed. His fight style is too cerebral for the stupid judges to understand.

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Anyone else notice how Rogan became knowledgeable about boxing the moment Conor picked up momentum?

Anyone notice how you're a fucking loser?

>36 inch leg reach

shown you the true path

That faggot has talked about boxing since day one

No, it's encouraged

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Cerrone has significant wins over Jeremy Stephens, Guillard, KJ Noons, Evan Dunham, Adriano Martins, Charles Oliveria, Alex Oliveria, Edson Barboza, Jim Miller, Eddie Alvarez, Benson Henderson, Matt Brown, Yancy Medeiros, Mike Perry, Alexander Hernandez, Al Iaquinta.

Theodorou should have been a ballerina. Fighting isn't his true calling.

Another great UFC event in the books
See you next week for UFC 237: Namajunas vs Andrade

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fuck

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it's a banger

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Literally not one single elite name except Bendo

Such a shame you can't add Lawler to that list because he won that fight in a lot of peoples eyes.

>Penn vs Guida

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that's a manly sheboon

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Bendo is trash, he regularly gets styled on by bellator muppets

and the greatest combo in UFC history

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No he didn't brainlet. He's smoking the guy.

What's Goobs gonna do next for attention now that other fighters are exciting the fans

>another fight for Priscila Cachoeira
Oh boy I hope she does nothing of worth and gets the shit beat out of her again, for the third time in a row. Why do they even keep her around?

have sex

How the hell can anyone hate Cowboy?

Who do you have between Trinaldo and Ferreira? I love both but I'm rooting for Ferreira.

>undefeated in rematches
mfw

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For some reason I remembered Hue Cowboy beating Cowboy Cowboy

idk b but i have a bad feeling like he might do something crazy like throw a trolley at a bus

This. When is the last time Conor won a fight? Oh right, 2016. Cowboy knows that conor has enough potato dick sucking fans that will pay to see his tired ass fight. Coper harder, conor fucks.

maybe something like i beat nate who beat cowboy so i beat al

She got robbed last fight

Cowboy called out Conor you fucking mong. Go suck some canuck dicks.

Hue Cowboy just fights stupid often desu. He took that fight on short notice in fairness, but Cowboy pretty much rekt him.

Boxing is the easiest thing to become knowledgeable about

Shit I dont even watch it (because it fucking sucks) and I know more about it than actual fans

>Pacquiao! Canelo hurdur
>GGG!
>but hoe about Crawford!
>Lomachenko! Amir Khan!
>Tyson Fury! Errol Spence! Oh ho!
>Hur mur dur dur!
>Remember Mike Tyson?! Boho
>mohoho Muhammad Ali tho
>Mehehe Mayweather defense tho mehe

He seems quite fake.

Literally all surface level pleb shit. Cazzie af

He seems like the least fake person in the sport

kek

Holy fuck is canelo vs Jacobs so fucking boring.

I want my time back.

wtf /heem/ you guys didn't tell me Barriault, Spivak, and Iaquinta were bums
Swanson got robbed

He seems quite fake, other fighters have said so as well.

Boxing is surface level pleb shit

>hurdur lets fight but no actual fighting just hands only
>also we have to wear pillow gloves

i missd it, where can i watch

He has rich as fuck parents or grandparents but he is just a good ol boy who grew up on the farm right?

he would never

he might unironically

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Always rooting for Ferreira, but Trinaldo is a tank.

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49-45 jacobs so far. RIP Canelo

>caring about boxing

Not caring about btfoing the Canelo poster

>caring about mmgay
>tripfag
Hellloooooo redddit

What? You don't like
>tap tap tap
>clinch
>break
>tap
>*swings at air*
>le ebin hed mooment
>tap tap tap
>clinch
>break
>finally lands a single real punch
>"wooooaaaw that was an amazing hit!!! definitely his best shot of the fight!"

BRAP

Barrow got robbed

>reddit has tripcodes
outed yourself boyo

Are you describing Boxing or Elias fights

Reddit may not, but faggots sure do

remember ksi and paul ended the same way the tyson fury match ended

Most farmers are rich

>lay on dude for 2 rounds
>attempt no submissions
>attempt no G and P
>win
wrestling needs to be banned

Lee is one of the best fighters in the sport.

>he knows whether plebbit has tripcodes or not
outed yourself faggot

HEEM ON BOXING

thanks buddy
>him knowing whether reddit has something means i know

Retard, Cerrone is not a midget. He has legit jitz too. Wouldn't be suprised if he catches Khabib with a knee desu.

>him knowing whether reddit has something means i know

By what definition of the word is boxing dead?

>watching mma shit on youtube
>recommended video is a non bullshit livestream of the boxing (tv recording though)

pretty based 2bh
liar

>nigger slips and falls
>ref literally stops the fight to wipe the floor
holy fuck what a joke of a "sport"

Most farmers are rich you dipshit city soiboi bugman

They own land and the means of production. You rent a soibox in a cucked city

Canelo is fucking finished. RIP this ugly ginger spic

This. All the fucking farmers I know are multi millionaires. A new combine is a million leafbucks for fucks sake

94-31 Jacobs.

Based taste

>his strengths are cowboys weaknesses

Stop saying that you cretins. You couldn't possibly be wronger.

>featherweight would beat lightweight worse than welterweight

Yeah ok. Your parents are siblings. Lmao.

fucking straight out of dbz

I would blast a double leg and then slap an inverted triangle on both of these goofs so fast it isn't even funny

>tries the stand up meme

Stop talking like that you chimp.

Also, there's a reason he did that.

And no Cerrone isn't going to headkick anything. He would triangle him though or knee him in the head.

>MMA
>Real sport

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Yep for sure Cowboy does great against pressuring counter-striker southpaws

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the last boxing match that i gave a shit about was mayweather vs pacquiao
dont know why people watch that meme sport

He's looked average to bad in all of them.
Literally the only reason why people pay attention to him is because Paper Champ Khabib won his belt by fighting a Rank 11 fighter.

Khabib tried the standup meme but you should try the sitdown and shut the fuck up buddeh meme

>there's a reason he did that.
I don't know senpai apparently his Dad did a recent interview that said he wants to keep the fight on the feet with Dustin

After that performance, you should never post that spic again

>Gasnelo
>real fighter

till was on the gas then

new fan alert

>the promoters pushing Canelo/GGG again

Wow boxing really is retarded

Yes he's Conor for mma hipsters

He doesn't do bad against southpaws. That's a coincidence.

He doesn't do bad against counterstrikers either. (Till isn't counterstriking in that clip you stupid ape)

Pressure is the only one you got right but Conor doesn't bring that type of pressure. And lets be honest, he's a twink. His "pressure" doesn't even faze Cerrone.

Till would literally rape McGregor if you locked them in a cell. He is three toimes his size.

>spic
>more white than all niggericans.
kys nigger

You? A burger.
Your BMI? High.
Your twin towers? Low.
Your wife? Blacked.
You married? A towel.
Your concession? Accepted.

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>Canelo and his team just made two lucky fans night! These dudes Brian Kenny and Sergio mora are truly fanning out.

what did dc mean by this

what a manlet

>bored as fuck all night
>totally forgot about fights tonight

such a retard

BASED UNSTOPPABLE CANELO POSTER

they were pretty shit and probably would have put you to sleep

They were terrible except the main

Yet another dreadful card in a long line of dreadful cards that was redeemed by a spicy banger at the end. Why is this the signature of the UFC? Just put multiple bangers on a card you fuckers instead of spacing all the bangers out on a hundred cards a month

Elias's fight was funny
He was so shit he made the home country crowd cheer him getting wrestlefucked

Uh huh. Tell me more about how legid Cowbum is against southpaws.

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He's getting cut isn't he

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Conor McGregor vs Dustin Poirier 2 close to being finalized

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1124826284247400449
twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/1124874332914630656

So Tony vs Khabib?

SWANSON WAS ROBBED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>kike helwani trying to talk like a nigger
big yikes from me tbqh

what the hell

Can't stop watching that Smellabore KO. Fucking work of art.

For a fight like that, I still won't fight you Donald

the future is looking pretty bright for cowboy
should be nothing but spicy meme fights from here

Who?

he should fight tony, both are 36 and in their primest prime

Tony deserves a title shot or Conor money fight, anything less is an insult.

That guy is completely different from Conor you stupid chimp. Watch his fight against Nate Diaz for further info.

Unironically just found a pube/armpit hair embedded into the paint of my wall

UFC just signed a hot Russian heavyweight prospect, 31 years young and somewhere on the talent scale between Stef Struve and Roy Nelson

Exciting days¡

/heem/ may have better fights, but /box/ has better fightfus

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KEK

>Tony getting dropped left and right with head kicks
>Cowboy's face mangled from elbows from Tony's guard
>Tony doing meme rolls when Cowboy chops his legs to shit

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Oh, you mean the one where Conor beat the fuck out of Diaz so badly he gassed himself out? It's too bad Cerrone doesn't have the cardio nor the chin of Diaz to fall back on.

he was right about Ortega though. Holloway exposed him bad

Lee deserves to get cut after Al's performance tonight.

Who's Karyn?

She's alright, but she's no Aspen Ladd.

fuck off cazzie

The response is even better than the pasta

Except he would unironically destroy the “””champ”””

Another southpaw.

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Karyn who?

>tfw no mulatto heemster gf

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Also Fatbib should be stripped and Dustin promoted to undisputed champ.

B&R

That one doesn’t really even rate. Cerrone traveled halfway around the world with 110 degree fever for that fight, literally everyone else on the roster pulls out especially some goat fucker

Dude, the weightcut seems to kill him. He moved so awkwardly and you got the feeling he was one clean left hook away from getting heemed.

But yeah, he is a killer at 155 and he matched up well with Iaquinta.

Fragile White Male; the post

Cope

Just excuses, he was himself in that fight.

Do you think he got a bit embarassed watching Al get exposed?
>Al is warrior, he is good fightur. I hef to smesh strong fighturs to become chemp for leggisee. I promise you Yaquinta is not a bum, he is strong. Very strong. I am true chemp, i am not peper chemp. Yaquinta is enimal, you know this

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No retard. Conor never "beat the fuck" out of Diaz. He got murked in the first and had good success against a stupid Diaz for 1.5 rounds in the second.

I meant RDA. RDA mauled Diaz. Conor got mauled by him and ran away from him in 3 rounds in the rematch. This proves that RDAs success against Cerrone isn't relevant for Conor since, he ain't no RDA.

First nonretarded thing you’ve said all day, congrats

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Just saw this absolute loser at the airport decked out in UFC reebok gear. Lmao I might've thought he were an actual fighter if he weren't a skinny fat dweeb.

left out conor who is also a bum

elias won

Stop posting

HW “””champ”””” is a fat dweeb

Tony would son him desu. Unless Cowboy Reems him.

Gaethje vs Cowboy is the fight to make.

No, I am from Montana and my family were farmers and none were rich. Maybe if they find oil on your land. But farmers are not rich.

The Kebab meme ends soon.

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But that guys a welterweight too....

One whose main weapon was clinch strikes. ie not Conner

yes, he got robbed, although both him and Bumson are total cans and deserve to be fighting on early prelims, if not cut.

He already smashed Conor. That's the only thing that really matters now.

It sucks seeing Al lose though. We should be grateful he ended the Kevin Lee meme.

Lmfao poor Cerrone.

What are these cocksuckers thinking?

bald thug dustin gets smashed by kebab but Handsome Fade "The Diamond" absolutely breaks Bumbib in half
Finna boutta shoulder roll outta that nigga takedowns

In many ways, Cowboy ended the Al, Lee, Conor, and Khabib memes simultaneously.

Diamond is going to get fucked up, unfortunately, unless Khabib goes full retard and decides to box for 2 rounds.

Dustin ain't no Tony. And I don't think he has wheels like ALvarez either, nor the wrestling/power of Gaethje.

Ok the power maybe. But Gaethje is an absolute madman. Poirier seems sane enough to not be an absolute nightmare for Khabib.

Unironically please tell me your IQ. I need to know this before I continue this conversation.

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Kevin Lee ain't no meme though. He is a lesser Khabib with more athleticism/boxing but lower IQ.

>"there's been a lot of action in this fight!"

129.

What, you think flash knockdowns are hot shit? Lmao!

Yeah imo he beat Lawler
If Elias kept all the meme shit but started punching normally I think he could actually be decent. It's kind of amazing he hasn't been knocked the duck out yet

Farmers are absolutely rich. Their land has appreciated 100x in the last 50 years and they put niggers to shame with government handouts. Go drive around in farm country and see the mini mansions, 100k truck in the driveway, every ATV jetski snowmobile imaginable

>unless Khabib goes full retard and decides to box for 2 rounds
>implying he won't do exactly this

>f-flash knock down! i-it doesn't count!
holy shit just sit down already kid, younlost

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Cowboy has faced better wrestlers in his career, and he's fought at WW too. He knows his way around the matchup

He lost two rounds, landed a lucky sub and gets sparked easily in the rematch

Al might be a bum, but you have to give him credit for the iron chin. There were at least 3 times tonight he should've been KO'd.

And qt farm wives too

>Cowboy has faced better wrestlers
No he hasn't

ufc should stop pretending quinta was a good fighter
he got exposed hard

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FEETOR'D

He only did it against Iaquita cuz Al went all in trying to stop takedowns.

He wasn't even hurt lol. Got up with no ill effects.

Diaz got shit balance. I remember Benson and Cowboy knocking him off his feet with low kicks.

Nate was fine mate. Nowhere near a stoppage.

>my boomer piece of shit grandparents sold our family farm when I was 5 years old so they could boomer it up in commiefornia and literally pissed away the entire family legacy and every last penny on vacations and retarded goy bullshit
>none of their children, let alone grandchildren will get anything at all, despite at one point the family owning over 400 acres for generations

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Okay.

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don't worry, they won't after tonight lol

guy is gonna get buried so hard

Anybody here looking for a new home on Long Island?

>asking for a friend

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Lawler? Henderson? Stephens?

Can think of anyone else.

Didn't even lose 1.

If khabib will stand up and box with Gooby then he will do it with anyone, there's nobody more dangerous at LW

Oh damn. Big city dreams are memes for some people.

Watch the Cowboy fight my man. He merked him with knees and elbows from the clinch, not counter straights.

Maybe the reason the jews have all the money isn't that they're crafty, but actually because us goyim are just so fucking bad with money

jesus i bet the cost for that thing is ridiculous

Boomers need to unironically be beaten to death in the streets.

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>Rick Story
>Benson Henderson
>Robbie Lawler
>Alexander Hernandez

All superior wrestlers to goatfucker

You really think you can heem me? I'm literally beastin' 25/8 on you fools. This is my mat, kid. Yeah, we'll see how tough you are after I snap your arm off with a kimura. Or maybe an armbar, I haven't decided yet. Hell maybe I'll even slap a reverse mounted gogoplata on your stupid ass.

Dude Conner is a featherweight. He is also nowhere near as powerful as Poirier.

Then there is the fact that Khabib tried to take him down but Conner grabbed shorts.

Jews have no morals

I never disagreed with you.

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>He is also nowhere near as powerful as Poirier.
Compare both of their fights with Alvarez and then get back to me.

First off, check's

Second, is that Al's face? I cant even tell

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>Alexander Hernandez

Who da fook is that guy?! You mean the no charisma guy who bumrushed Cowboy until he couldn't? I don't know anything about his wrestling, only that he is explosive as fuck.

Benson isn't better than Khabib, equal at best. He lost to RDA who Khabib beat. Rick Story, fine. Lawler is more like a defensive wrestler, never seen him blanket a dude.

>He is also nowhere near as powerful as Poirier.
Umm.... Shit on goober all you want (he deserves it) but you cant deny how hard his punches are

Look at those digits man.

>Conor is a featherweight
lmao no he was a LW cutbabby. And Dustin was also a featherweight you fucking cazzie. btw conor heemed him also, just so you know so you won't sound so silly in arguments in the future

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I did. Conor landed several FLUSH shots on the button and Alvarez recovered over and over again. After the zillionth knockdown. The ref waved it off.

Poirier just finished him off after one clean shot on the jaw.

thought Canelo looked pretty fantastic desu

Thread blessed by Schaub himself perhaps

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Nothing wrong with getting btfo by the champ though. 4 in a row is a tough break

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Mirko bless

>be white belt in bjj
>train for a few months
>take my coach and upperclassmen's advice to not explode and instead try and use technique
>leap past the other mouth breathers who started even before me because of this unreliance on power resulting in a quicker development of technique
>still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit

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Yes I can. He hit Mendes flush on the jaw and he didn't even go down until he was sucking air.

Beating up midgets doesn't make you shit. Guy said it himself, his precision and timing carries him, not his power.

The fact that he could even make FW means he is a twink by Khabib standards.

I couldn't care less if he "heemd" a shitty version of Poirier with no chin. (also, if they're conscious, its not a heem)

Based, and perhaps even redpilled

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>Poirier just finished him off after one clean shot on the jaw
Oh I get it now, you're baiting. Fair play bud, you had me for a while there.

Luke with that iphone notch hairline

His chad hair days are numbered. He has to go full bald to reclaim the alpha strengthi

Watch the rematch you mongoloid. He smoked him quick after the standup. If Conor had Dustin's power, Eddie doesn't survive the first knockdown.

> I couldn't care less if he "heemd" a shitty version of Poirier with no chin
Why do you only use this argument when it favours you? By your logic Poirier got heemed by an also shitty version of Goob with no power

incorrect, just look at cowboy with his 36 year old boomer hairline
as long as he doesnt try to hide his balding like a faggot he will retain his chadness

Luke desperately needs Dad strength. The bachelor life has weakened him. The the power and toughness gained from creating progeny will make him strong enough to be a UFC champ again.

Wait, people seriously had Iaquinta beating Cowboy?

I thought we weren't cazzies around here...

Except, Poirier was also inferior technically. His chin was CLEARLY compromised.

Conners power didn't increase since he came up. He needs severaly clean knockdowns to finish people. Back then it happened much quicker.

He could, but Cowboy knew his way around al's gameplan. And Al is leagues behind cowboy in standup

Why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that there was a blatantly fixed fight on the main card? Walt Harris literally fought Shoeless Joe Jackson

No wonder Canbib doesn't want to fight up at WW and vs the true undefeated goat.

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It wasn't fixed you retard, the bum was just a late notice replacement for oleinik

You're a fucking faggot man

>And Al is leagues behind cowboy in standup

Nah. Just a manlet and reliant on punching.

>He rates Leon Edwards

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Hence, leagues behind in striking

Not a single strike landed, Spivak laid down on the ground and curled up. Obviously Russian mob got to him

Too funky for the dagestani

The virgin fluffy hat VA The chad natural afro

> being a Conor fan in 2019
> being a Conor fan ever

Dick riders and faggots.

>Conor envy cum hate

Extremely low T

I perosnally gave al the first two rounds.

But after that he couldn't figure out how to close the distance and kept getting leg kicked

For a guy with better boxing I'm surprised he didn't have a jab or use his wrestling's more to make cowboy guess.

>he rates whoever is the latest flavour of the month

I run Early Bong Hours on /heem/. You only post here because i let you, you little twerp. Sit down and watch the show or tell me where you live so i can give you the fucking left, you coward bum.

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Al can’t really wrestle and he’d get tapped on the ground by Cerrone anyway

seethe

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No envy whatsoever. Low T people cock ride idols. High T people do whatever the fuck they want

Imagine being a fan of a burned out, overhyped Irish rapist because he acted like he didn't care, made some money and knocked a few people out. Embarassing. Sad!

I would literally knock both of you out at the same time. Paki scum

>I would literally knock both of you out at the same time. Paki scum

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>y-you can't rape people! That's against the law!!
i can only imagine which I'm a good person xD fighters you follow. Goob is /ourguy/

Quiet down Nigel Yousafzi or i'll petrol bomb you and your bum country

He beat the shit out of your boi

Cringenor got beat by some Kazakh bum and should be ashamed.

>he’d get tapped on the ground by Cerrone anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, yeah he can wrestle.

prove it

Cowboy is a legit BJJ black belt you dumb sauerkraut nigger

5 rounds with the man khabib defeated for the ufc belt

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>He rates Daniel Cormier

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5 rounds with '''''''''raging''''''' al

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>those boots
young cowboy is the p4p number 1 most kino fighter child. Tiger is a fucking bum

I get the feeling that ref is a prick

Wew lads.

Based Dad Cerrone.

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Yeah her name was Brenda "Big Brown Penis" Schaub!

I want to fuck chuck!

*faps

Was the cub brugeos fight spicy?

>put on watchlist
be careful boi

>dat casual job

My fucking sides

Firas the ultimate decisionator coach

What are some good Brazil on Brazil violence in MMA?

Iaquinta wins the rematch

Could someone post a link to the whatsapp group

Khabib's a paper champ, 2016 goobz would have slept him

This was an early stoppage if i've ever seen one

Cringe. Plz delete

guy was getting merked

Ngannour Blaydes 2 was early stoppage

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mega based and ultra redpilled

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Imagine if Elias somehow bullshitted all the way to Romero or Whittaker

How do people choose a boy? Too many likeable fighters.

there is no formula
don't overthink it
just follow your heart bro

>Khabib Vs Dustin
>Cowboy Vs Conor
>Tony Vs Gaethje

KINO

Elias style is too high IQ for the casual MMA fan. I bet all of these people have ESPN+ subscriptions.

Elias vs CM Punk for the undisputed can belt

thawlts?

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as long as they do you good, but you have to hands off them when they become champs, not that your unbiased when they are champs, just not to hype them up anymore, they don't need it.

like usman, don't need to state the things when he was a boy i liked, he showed all of it in the title fight. Can still hope usman beats his crackerganger in covington, but for obvious reasons of wanting an edwards/usman rematch and because usman fights are slightly less boring then covington or woodley fights

a reason to give up on a boy is they start to disappoint you and are starting to lose what you love, you may still have bias for them in later fights, hoping the boy comes back. (can often happen when they switch camps or weightclass and lose the little spark you liked)

lastly is outside fighting or the rules. popping for peds, criminal issues, being a whinner, starting to foul a lot (faber did this as he got old), fighting and calling out only cans (gall),

and sometimes it's literally the heart, whether you really want to see their fight, or before the fight happens your actual heart is racing

>that level of cope
kek based Elias

>yep, thats me, youre probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

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ALmost had him

lmao

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Kill yourself for thinking you are entitled to your grandparents money

>sits on u for 25 minutes
now this...is a fight

shit fight night fuck you

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Why does Cerrone have such a hard time in welterweight? He couldn't even beat a one legged Lawler.

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I just want to see this faggot get violently heemed to the next world

it's 5 a.m. and my fingers are literally covered in cheeto dust rn

Not a single shot lands clean, and Khabib was not hurt at all.

Is al vs cowboy worth going back to watch if I know the results?

>Penn vs Guida
What year is it?

no big boy advantage

yeah, good fight

Basedboys

In which order?

In many ways Conor won the match but lost the battle

Aren't all of Al's losses sub? Cowboy 's groundgame is legit, I was expecting him subbing Al

Elias should become a tranny and beat women

just heem this thread and make a new one already, you goofs

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this

SHANT be posting my based meme in this dying thread where 6 people will witness it

Post your freshest memes here

Tag your it hahahah come get me lol. Embarrassing these are the TOP tier ....... Pinical of mixed martial arts.

Theo is a bit like Ryan Hall. Arm chair cazzies with zero fight experience have no appreciation for the clever work and strategy being put in to these tactical chess matches. Brunson lucked in, shit happens. Won't be long until Elias gets a title shot.

lmao what a shit coach what kind of advice is that, Firas just lucked out on GSP

Al is a can.

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