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>Veracruz finish regular season with 0 points, SE QUEDA anyways
>AscensoMX Clausura 2019 Grand Final; San Luis vs Dorados
>Maradona wants to film his documental during the Final, Televisa says "NO"
>Chucho Ramírez main candidate to take Pumas next season
>Pelagatos Higuera OUT; not so out after all
>Estadio BBVA Bancomer to have hybrid grass for Apertura 2019
>VIRGINS OUT & FUTBOL DE ESTUFA
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Regular season almost done, Sunday games literally irrelevant, unless Atlas dabs 4-0 on Monterrey.
>5 post early
QUE CHINGUEN A SU PUTA MADRES LOS CHI'S
AscensoMX Final: LLEGÓ LA HORA CERO
cayese puto, made the thread 1(one) post early only
Welp, there goes Puebla. Rip in peace, borrachitos.
>495 pots and 200 image
autism
RIP de Pipopes
the fuck?
They are messing with you internets user, they are coming for you tonight
FUTBOL DE ESTUFA
>Atlas
Altas: Martin Cauteruccio, Wuilker Faríñez(gk from Millonarios de Colombia)
Bajas: Nicolás Pareja, Omar Gonzalez(Toronto FC)
>CruzAzul
Altas: Gio Dos Santos+Boduguards, Carlos Gonzalez for 12mdd, Juan Escobar(Cerro Porteño)
Bajas: Martín Cauteruccio, Edgar Mendez
>Puchaca
Bajas: Walter González
>Santos
Altas: Edson Puch, Mauricio Cuero, Chofis Lopez
Bajas: Julio Furch
>Chivas
Altas: Fernando Navarro, Erick Aguirre, José Antonio Rodríguez, Pablo Barrera, Alan Mozo, Jonathan González, José Madueña, Mauro Lainez, Marco Fabían, Miguel Tapias, Josecarlos Van Rankin(confirmed transfer)
Bajas: Raul Gudiño, Chofis Lopez
>America
Altas: Gio Dos Santos+Bodyguards, Cristian Menéndez
Bajas: Jeremy Menez, Edson Alvarez, Mateus Uribe, Roger Martinez
>Pumas
Altas: Julio Furch, Sebastián Jurado, Carlos Acevedo, Nicolás de las Cruz, Alejandro Chumacero, Omar Islas, Juan José Miguel, Lucas Zelarayán
Bajas: Alfredo Saldívar, Alan Mendoza, Víctor Malcorra, Alan Mozo, Carlos González, Alejandro Arribas
>Monterrey
Altas: Gio Dos Santos+Bodyguards, Edgar Mendez
>Necaxa
Bajas: Brayan Fernadez to Portland Timbers for 10mdd(already in Portland, Oregon.)
>Lobos
Altas: Chofis Lopez
Bajas: Mauro Lainez
>León
Bajas: Jairo 'Jackson 5' Moreno(america de cali), Miguel Tapias
>Veracruz
Bajas: Cristian Menéndez
Erick Aguirre(8mdd) is supposed to go with Chivas + 7mdd, as exchange JJ Macías(15mdd) stay with León.
got any thicc asses lads? need to give my dick a workout
they actually came last night breh
Only if you finished homework already.
>el shitlis y su pooebla
>Saves Puebla from relegation
>about to coach Veracruz
Chelís was a mistake
But tonight, you are gonna get proved
>letting tia juana rape you
for me, personally, it's literally nothing
Canelo about to dab on el negrito
Last Night I had a message from this ananda marga sect, there was some dude than told me "Oyes la mirada" and I had synesthesia two times, it was weird as fuck, I started 'hearing' the light than my eyes were seeing, also had some painful ear buzzing.
>4-0
just wow...
>for me, personally, it's literally nothing
>Santos(12th) vs (14th)Pumas
Agree, nothing to see here.
for me it's Santos
needs more qts
DON RAMOOOOOOOON
>ayelencelis.ok
brehs...
>necaca couldnt prevent semen slurper clasico chilango
fuck
Damn, I was sweating with that game, if Necaxa scored once again, America will be send to 6th and go against Rayados.
they didn't?
Gross
Deep inside they still our 'hermanitos' ;^)
Wtf is she trying to do?
Also more colegias pls
Pinches Poblanos Pendejos
Is Canelo winning?
r-rude
>Pachuca-Leon 2 more times
Goal difference
He killed el negrito already m8
>Game still playing
the fuck? how much time did they agreggate?
>We won't have a capitalino final again
LIGUILLA CONFIRMED
(unless Atlas wins 4-0 on Rayados)
Fucking subhumans
Nobody wants a semen slurping final familia
But we can have another Final Regia
For me it's
>Leon
>Pachuca
>Monterrey
>Cruz Azul
>Leon
>Cruz Azul
>Cruz Azul campeon once again in the same stadium than 20 years ago
Screencap this post
>Also more colegias pls
I don't think this thread will hit bump limit before get 404'd by mods :(
It's going to be a güait final bro ;^)
Post coles I need to fap and cum hard o mejor pasen el link con los packs perros
What's the best Liga MX team for a centraca like me to support?
>the virgin tigre - the CHAD León
imagine like being cucked by el Tuca and not having a single redcard
America
America unironically, you'll fit in with most of their fans
I want to smell her butthole
gonna upload a mega later, probably post it tomorrow, I don't think it's ready tonight with this shitty connection
Forget about her poophole, imagine her braces breath.
kek
Choose America, is the team for young and winner people.
Forgot to mention their title record vs Chivas, literally no competition.
No me burlare ni dire nada de ti mañana, nadamas por eso wey
Como va el canelo fc
>laughing on Imagebro
>ever
o-ok, do not spoil the Canelo's victory on the newest bulto pls, i'm watching Box Azteca.
now that I think about it, if you count continental championships and cups we have as many trophies as the birrias, hell if it wasn't for Santander they would actually be third place in terms of trophies.
Don't get out of the thread or leave Yea Forums until it ends m8, you are 2 rounds behind
Lobos BUAP, because it has two hondurans
In Liguilla Necaxa because Beckeles
>León
>Tigres
>Monterrey
>America
>America
>Tigres
>America
LA CATORCE confirmed
>Cruz Azul campeon once again in the same stadium than 20 years ago
kino, but not gonna happen kej
>cheeky GGG watching the fight
kek
fraudnelo
Canelo's sister a cute, CUTE!
Canelo vs Paquiao when?
WAKE UP ALONE
IN THE MORNING WITH NO ONE AT MY SIDE
COULD IT BE
I'VE WAITED TOO LONG
WAITING FOR THE LUCKY ONE
MY SWEETHEART
WHERE ARE YOU
I NEED SOMEONE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH
TO GIVE AND SHARE ALL MY LOVE
based Ró-rro
>leon v tijuana
leon goes thru
>tigays v pachuca
pachuca
>monterrey v necaxa
montegay
>cuck azul v ameriCACA
cuck azul goes thru
>cuck azul goes thru
cayese puto
based
>>cuck azul goes thru
>cayese puto
truth hurts don't it m8
Tijuana
Mis rayos del necaxa win it all
FUERZA RAYOS
a los chemos les duele el pipí
Total counting on titles along professional era.
>Pumas never been on the top5, EVER.
Ya Gonzalo.....
aguas con los triples
Reminder to give your qt's a weekly wine bath to keep her skin as white as possible and smooth.
Image bro can you put Damm face in Sanic body?
>SE QUEDA anyways
Evidence?
QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL MACACO ;^)
Hoy remonta el AMÉRICA femenil
yo la remonto iykwim
I have to say I'm disappointed by the lack of thicc girls in this thread.
I don't want anglos crying like bitches for mods to ban me
Cam on, those girls are the only reason I'm in this thread.
>also
ig. iam.reynas
Post cute kuruminhas.
BUILD. WALL.
>pumASS
>equipo grande
pick one
BUAAAAAAAAAAP
post more culos also LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO
Those disgusting San LuisANOs better not do it to /ourguy/ Diego again
Based
Dorados is going up
>have to $1500 for my hospital visit for a sprained ankle.
Us health care is fucked.
At least you still got your foot, if you go the doctors here with the same problem there is a chance you come out with out the foot. Good luck with that health care for all m8
Post highschool girls
pack is ready btw
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
come here to AMLOlandia, you get seguro popular for free, pillowless beds, false anestesya, 4 hours lines to get attention and caducated meds :^)
hairy arms have a nigga horny as hell
more like LA HORA EN LA QUE SE JUEGA CERO
PAY. IT.(pls)
What is the legal age of consent in mehico
since this very year, 18yo
15 in most of the states, some poor states in the south is 13
Do it
WTF really? chidos tripodes por cierto
WTF, no one asked me. Next election I will vote PRI for glorious lolis
kek based
>ynr el caso Paulette
A L I N E A C I O N E S
For me, it's La Cabañas.
A L I N E A C I O N E S
(shitty XI by Monterrey again)
Where does that meme come from? The age is 18 in all states. Not that is actually respected
ATLAS_vs_MONTERREY
ATLAS_vs_MONTERREY
ATLAS_vs_MONTERREY
There was some user the other day explaining all the shit, you can have sex with underage girls until 14 in exchange of something like the tradition in south states, but under 13 you'll get in jail no matter what, I'm saying this by memory, I hope this user appears again, he studied laws, pretty interesting.
>Estadio Jaliso
>game with sunlight
feels weird, seems like watching a Leones Negros game kek
(0)AMERICA_vs_TIGRES(2)
(0)AMERICA_vs_TIGRES(2)
(0)AMERICA_vs_TIGRES(2)
futboltv.mx
deportes.televisa.com
>all dat spaguetti in the box
Nice to see Manos de Gasero back.
Which one of the women's teams has the most qts?
Monterrey, America, also Pachuca. Also this Pumas girl is qt deneva_cagigas
for me, it's la colegiada
BASED
Someone post the qt from Pachuca again
>Choricito Power
kek cute
>pausa de rehidratación
pinches jalisjotillos, no aguantan ni madre
Paquito Jemez to Chivas when?
Is spain bleaching latin america top five of mans greatest achievements?
Trip on, Malinche.
>all those chances missed by América fem
We need Deneva to be at the top of the cuteness at least
Got you m8, gonna watch this movie just because Jim Carrey desu.
CHAIRO'ED
Based
>He studied that specific laws and loopholes on the code
Worry.jpg
For me, it's rockbomb Damm
IG with Like buttons was a mistake
KATAPLUM
based
just turned the game on what the fuck happened to aclas gk lmao
I remember watching an episode of to catch a predator and the predator said something like this. Supposedly arranged marries are legal and if a parent signs a contract you can marry a 14 year old.
>that atlas keeper
What happened to him?
A toothache?
Well, it's the basis of the traditional marriage, that's why the father is supposed to offer a virgin girl in exchange of lands, money or power, but the importance of virginity is another topic kek.
>Chacón finally lose weight
>still slow as fuck
kek
what happened?
>Choricito Power will get to see Santos vs Pumas
hope lil nigga takes pictures with guerreritas kek
no necesitas correr cuando todos te pelan la verga
kek, we need Chacón to dab on Piojo at Liguilla
Post the me vale madre webm
remeber when aclas put that giant screen really close the the ground and players kept hitting it
He is a preservativo now
The fucking united state of América fem
and Tuca prefered to not win the game by default, such a cuck
>tfw no Jana gf de bicampeonato
Forgot pic
>Zaldivar
lol pinche jalisjoto
So cute
We need Cuéllar out
A L I N E A C I O N E S
Last game of regular season
montegay
>dat powerade qt
Even wila qts are smug as fuck
WTF
that happens when you grow up as GRANDE
Is there a more irrelevant game than llantos vs pumass?
juan pablo VERGON to cuck azul for cautegay when
fucking Chacón, I love this dood kek
Would like to see Cautegol(gay) in Atlas
>tfw no colegiala gf de aventón
El norti (Left) vs the res of México (Right)
>some of the qt latinas in this thread
SANTOS_vs_PUMAS
SANTOS_vs_PUMAS
SANTOS_vs_PUMAS
Reminder this will be the last time TVazteca broadcast a Santos game ;_;
>some
nigga you not so high test as you think
based
didnt azteca say they were planning on getting out of broadcasting futbol because there is little money in it?
>32°c
>thirsty AF
I-I must resist until next weekend for my liguilla beers...
chacon vs dotor cage match when
Would give her a ride if you catch my drift.
They really want to reduce the investment on futbol, at least gonna sell Atlas this summer.
kek
>yrn Pachuca vs San Luis final
GOLALAZO
>Chorizo Power a guerrerito already
based kid
>Furch scores
>Martinoli:"GOL DE LOS PUMAS!"
He knows something, Furch is going to Pumas.
>3-0
PumASS should've fired Marioni before game vs Bravos.
Where is the Ascenso final going to be broadcasted?
pumass defense is tibu tier
>Mexico vs Venezuela June 5th
based, el clásico del socialismo
>Mexico vs Ecuador June 9th
meh
By TDN I suppose
One hour left.
i checked my guide and its not on espn or tdn
I'm going for my coke already
fueron a la marcha en contra de amlo o que putos chairos
Sky only
kek I just saw on twitter, AMLO(MALO) on suicide watch right now.
Also, my state mandated white gf hasn't arrived yet, just saying, SEGOB.
And people still think San Luis are the good guys.
>dat skinny dude beating the shit out of la tambora and los platillos
kek, let this nigga get some rehidratation before he faint.
>Pumas
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>b-but we beat America!
They were never grandes.
>Valdés on the ground
>Chairos don't kick the ball out
and AMLOvers saying they are people of honor
reminder
People waiting a GOLEADA at chivas vs leon, tigres vs chivas, monterrey vs atlas, veracruz vs america... then we have this 4-1 at the last and most irrelevant game of all season
thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Literalmente el juego con los equipos mas mecos de toda /ligma/.
So what went wrong with Santos this season?
Indeed my caribbean amigo, she thicc.
They got ride of Chava Reyes(the alive one) just too late and dumped LigaMX and Concacaf in the same weekend because of that.
>dat autistic doberman's kid
fucking kek on this game
>Sale Moreno
>Entra uno mas moreno
what did Santos mean by this?
>"American History" Saldivar
nice save
>5-1
imagine even fucking Doria dabbing on you, as LA UNIVERSIDAD
>Gallito Vazquez IN
looks like this new Santos DT doesn't like Gallito, Chivas should get him back as soon as possible.
>CHI ESPN is showing luckswing instead of the Maradonab Owl
A L I N E A C I O N E S
most dangerous
You better send your gf's to OXXO already, AscensoMX final is about to start.
kek
Stream?
>Grand Final
SAN.LUIS_vs_DORADOS
SAN.LUIS_vs_DORADOS
SAN.LUIS_vs_DORADOS
QUE CHINGUEN A SU MADRE LAS GATAS SUCIAS DE LA UNAM
>tfw you're 5'8 but probably the tallest one itt
Ayy dios
santo basado
VAMOS EL DIEGO LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE
Check 'em guys
Now the final is Loros vs UAZ.
I'm 5'9
1.95 here
You wish faggot. I'm 5'10, a giant in Mexico
based, Loros is having the leg 2 at home, right?
stay away from my colegialas pls, you lankets
maybe in oaxaca fucking prieto
>you just need to cover the sky logo to avboid copyright
OH NO O NON ONONON ONO
>a giant in Mexico
that's what all aunties and moms says about the young men along the family. Have you get new switch games btw?
>patetico
In your abuelitas rancho too Indio bro
No, just been playing PS4 and practicing guitar
more like:
>Atleti' con Indios
STREAM DOWN
POST NEW
THIS
Only audio ;_;
youtube.com
ttps://www.twitch.tv/futbolxonline
Here
thanks, let me try
fug
they're putting down all the streams on Jewtube
Yeah, twitch one works perfect for me.
VAMOS EL DIEGO CARAJO
Get Sky pobres
Imagine pic related on LigaMX, we better big all our neet energy to Maradona during half time.
Patetico Flan Luis dominating
it ain't gonna happen lads :(
Marradona about to get BTFO in the 2nd half
>tfw no buchona gf de colegio
b-but I got Izzi to watch Tigres games!
>Tigays fans
Por que putas las viejas se ponen los tatuajes mas estupidos?
are Dorados not playing well?
>ywn watch chelis, piojo, lavolpe and maradona coach in the same league
Por lo menos dos de esos no asan de la fecha 5
They're getting BTFO already
we just need Hugo and Osorio to come back
>2nd half
let's do this!
Whos winning?
>dat Maradona in the bench
damn, he doesn't look well
this game feels like river vs tigres, and Dorados is tigres
0-0, someone needs to score a goal to avoid extra-times and benulties.
>most important game in AscensoMX history
>huebro not present
t-tell me he's alright, lads...
He's probably getting his dick wet by a 10/10 trap
>0-0 at almost 70'
>San Luis
>volleyball gf was a trap all this time
que guardadito se lo tenía uwu
quien es este organismo microquimerista?
ueno-san
>feet art
:d
I'm going to bed Dorados better be in first when I get up
KYC puto
nigga, even if Maradona wins, there will be another 2 legged Ascenso Final kek
well, that's that, I'm done following the match then
hopefully maradona gets fucked (again)
>twitch thinks streamer is playing FIFA 15
Don't know why but I kek'd
San Luis won the first half of the ticket last year, Dorados needs to win this to compete in the "real" Ascenso final
This game is fucking boring
I remember some gringo dude fooled twitch pretending he was playing UFC 18 on ps4 while streaming a McGregor fight
These digits say the final score on extra time
holy shit, I found it
now I'm definitely watching this, lol
>not rating "los equipos jugaron a anularse"
I thought you followed our profe Carrillo
If Flan Luis don't win this easy shit match they gonna want to kill themselves.
>Benito Sanchez
this nigga looks 'Huiqui' as hell lmao
Do something EL DIEGO, come on, don't you want to win Ascenso and sign Jeremy Menez?
No mams me estoy quedando dormido
>Flan Luis
Right now Dorados is a BOMBÓN, they better don't slip this one.
how the fuck are dorados in this final?
They're so bad
EL DIEGO's meme magic, he took the team in last place and took them to the grand final in both seasons
10 mins left, if they don't score, we'll have extra times.
fuck
Por las minitas posteadas aquí, anotá un gol pelotudos.
Yes, it is
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Can't They Score Hahahaha Nigga Just Shoot To The Net Like Nigga Kick The Ball Haha
>Chino Torres
who is this dude? El Pípila del San Luis or what?
cringe but redpilled
braulio luna IN when
>that horrible cross
>Maradona about to get SE LA COME, MARADONA SE LA COME'D again
>+2
I don't think I'll handle this...
>SOMEONE THREW A CELLPHONE ON THE PITCH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT
>throwing cellphones
aquí hay plata gachupín, putos
>san luis niggas throwing phones
fifi as fuck
>People is throwing smartphones at the GK
So, this is the power of La 4ta Transformación
>EXTRA TIME FOR THIS SHIT
Yeah, last year concachampions, some niggas from CostaRica threw one to Tigres kek
Thanks AMLO gibe more pls HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>throwing phones
Wtf is Mexico a first world country now?
alv es cinco de mayo
No, San Luis fans are just a bunch of fucking retards.
t. piss thrower
Yeah, we agreed that while signing new TLC, Canada is in 3rd place now along North-America brotherhood.
Aren't Potosinos breddy much indios like oaxaquitas & chiapanecos?
based
No, it's zeen-kou di Mey-yo, ajuaa!
ERA
ya te vi pinche Loco Abreu
SHIT
>el CHIno TORRES
fuuuuuck
what did Flan Luis thew this time?
is escroto even playing
San Lui pls
Parecia una pila
ipads
He got injuried at Leg 1, didn't even played until min20
un tsuru
stream died on twitch, help pls
fug my stream died
STREAM DOWN
welp
the twitch stream is ded
Quiere ser me amigo, based qt poster? Dame mas braaaapadoras, por favor.
STREAM DOWN
STREAM DOWN
HELP
b-but he was playing texas hold'em! right guys?
>This kill the Maradona meme
Onions el guey que escribe la "the Latina is the EPITOME of female dominance and feminity" copypasta
REEEEEEEEE
the dream is ogre lads
SE
LA
COME
Gol de San Luis
*Quieres
DON'T TELL ME THEY SCORED,
I DON'T HAVE A STREAM
REEEEEEEEEE
>gol de san luis
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo didn't even see the goal
I can't believe it, stream died and then gol
Maradroga ded lmao
Que puto asco, deberia ser ilegal tener equipos españoles en la liga.
Yeah, nigga we can be amigos, but we having a crysis right now, Maradone is about to lose the promotion final REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kyc puto
Based, thank you
brehs....
Como reporto un stream en twitch?
El Gran Pex
>1080p stream
based LA U
cayese puto
>twitch.tv
Based, Tigres equipo grande for today
pidele audiencia a amlo
Deje de ser pobre pendejo
Ni Ochoa hace esas pendejadas, pinche Gaspar.
cringe
Pues los pinches gibs de tu presidente electo no llegan, hace mese pedí una novia por mandato presidencial y ni madres, dile al viejito ese que correos de mexico es una mierda, we DHL now.
Gaspar el fantasma no tan amigable?
>gachupin fc vs cebollita united
rather have jaguares de chiapaniggers back tbqh
>redcard
meh
Maradona to America when?
Ayy lmao
>I need to score soon
>Better hit the referee
mejor boya ber geim ov trons
>it's a "Sosa gets a team to 1st division only to go back to ascenso mx after 1 year" epiosode
Unironically one of the most boring shows I've ever watched.
I watched the first episode and almost fall asleep twice
kek
Is el niño TORRES coming to San Luis or not?
VAR to ascenso when
This shit is why Servio never made it into River Plate’s main team
Jesus fucking christ. Can't get it over the wall, fucking keeper decides to put it in the only place where no one is
They already have El CHIno Torres, can't have El niño as well
Fuck San Luis
Maradona is gone after this
No way, without sanluis to beat dorados they will finally win next season.
BASED SAN LUIS IN LIGA MX
CALLESE PUTO
>t. vendedor de quesos de CD. Valles S.L.P.
maradona se la _____________
a) sume
b) pela
c) come
d) all of the above
>t. la malinche's tatata-tatara-tatara-nieto
m-maestra, puedo pedir sacapuntas?
Inhala por la nariz
wonder what her shoes smell like
he's running away with the money
La mistica cebollita subcampeona argentina de nuevo,
vayanse a chingar a su madre.
Can't wait to see Flan Luis get btfo by lobitos BRAPPP, pooebla, kekretaro and Chanclas.
Btw fucc maradroga ;^)
Y el pack apa?
Why is it that ALL these girls posted look like they fuck niggers? they look dirty, slutty and cheap, like the kind of girl that will suck your dcick just by inviting her a cup of Mimosa made with cheap champaigne?
Careful with that edge faggot
We can't deny than current generations have a heavy fetished mind, full of kinks and new ways to explore their bodies. We're old and all we can do is dream about pic related.
At least San Luis is gonna substitute Chivas with those colors, unironically, San Luis away kit is yellow and Chivas vs San Luis games will seems like playing against América.
who /america/ here?
if only
ur gonna have to settle for arturo vidal
>We're old and all we can do is dream about pic related
I literally dont know that feel bro, sorry.
Im 35, tall, thin, castizo facial features, ligth skinned, 8/10 face and i dress well.
I literally asked a 16yo qt girl out abouth a month ago, but she's kinda stupid, wish she was more slutty so i stopped calling her and deleted her number.
The only secret is: dont be fat, dont be ugly, dress nice, take care of yourself. Thats it.
nigga u 35 go start a family stop fucking around with underage thots
No mames no veo ni vergas o estoy muy pendejo o el sueño por el pinche partido no me deja ver.
alv me voy a dormir mejor
I can't help it bro :( they are unironically asking for it. This particular girl gave me the looks for weeks since the 1st time i saw her, a couple times i watch her literally looking at me behind a post, she wanted me and so i went for it...but she's still a silly girl, i dont have the patience anymore for girls like that so i deleted her number.
Everytime im walking on the streets and pass by a group of teens they give me the horny looks, its not my fault.
Acción, resume of week-17
youtube.com
low iq post
starting a family with a worthwhile woman or going full wizard cocoon mode are the only viable options past 25
Kek, based asalta-cunas, it's ok breh,, it's their peak after all.
i have a 7 yo kid, i never married but lived with someone a few years ago, been free and single for the last 4 years.
Why didn't you stay with the mom?
what's better breh, as married or single?
TOnight's Futbol Picante
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puro jijiji jajaja hasta que te cae la ley we
hope ur not a poorfag even then niggas getting #metood all the time now
Here, desde la cuna.
Reminder than AMLO's sexenio is the worse moment to get married.
vanguardia.com.mx
Post some men for crying out loud.
she works at PEMEX and goes to Campeche platforms 2 weeks, and comes back for 2 weeks, relationship died due to not seeing each other for half the time, which means whenever we had a fight she had to go and we never talked, then it just died, my kid stays with me every weekend and ive never stopped seeing him he spends more time with me than with his mom, i just took him back home 2 hours ago.
single by far, but having a kid is the best thing ive done in my life.
i dont go for underage girls, this girl i asked out looks way older i didnt know she was underage until i talked to her, thats why i lost interest, shouldve waited 2 years... but in 2 years shes going to be fat or pregnant or both LMAO
Fucc hoes, get money brah. But careful this #nounamas and #metoo is getting out of hand.
>t. Soros
sorry breh, this is an eternal high test general, we want our kids to grow as manly lads
I dont offer them money or jobs for a fucking why should i care about metoo stpuidity?
AMLO is getting his ass stuffed with this bullshit, just like Caravanas Migrantes, you can see him in the eye and feel than he's not convinced at all of this feminist shit. metoo is getting stronger here and it's doing it really fast.
Is it?
let's bump this shit out already
>ynr Severo Meza
The absolute madman
for me its chaton enriquez
QUE TRANZA MAJE, COMO ESTÁ MI PRIMO?... SIGUES SIN NOVIA, YA NO SEAS TORNO, TRAMPATE UNA MORRITA, MIRA, ESTA ES MI MORRA, SE LLAMA FLOR, TIENE UNA HIJA PERO LA QUIERO COMO SI FUERA MIA
did you get it already? everything alright?
where is my Sheila-bro?
Necaxa will dab on Rayados.
>No more qts in Accion
For me, its Los Protagonistas
El peje sacó un programa para combatir la violencia de genero, nomas fue anunciarlo y todo ha sido propaganda, muy descarado si me lo preguntas
>inb4 nadie te pregunto puto
Qt tummies
that's me on right
>single by far, but having a kid is the best thing ive done in my life.
Thanks breh, i'm not interested at all in having kids, sometimes I feel lonely but then I remember all the shit i'm supposed to do to keep a girl, and the feeling fades away kek
>no crackhead
nel we
With these rumours of Tvazteca selling Atlas, I hope they give all the support to Morelia back.
Memo Vazquez is about to unlock Sepulveda.
>there are people here that are over 30 years old and even have kids and shit
Damn. I thought I was old
They went shit after Verón.
Nigga what are you talking about, you're one of the youngest here.
Was mean for:
>Gignac 3 goals away to kill the Tomas Boy record
I'm about to be 27 in a couple of weeks. Been on this damn site since 2010. I just always assumed most people left and everyone else is mostly younger
don't worry amigo, we LA CATORCE by the end of this month
I miss this feeling, but shit is unhealthy was fuck
Imagine Menez winning another league by doing nothing
yeah alcoba got exposed hard and arribas is ecatepec version of puyol. plus muh cantera fags like quintana and jaquez are str8 trash
>ywn watch prime joaquin beltran and dario veron cuck ligma x again
feels old man
Yeah, El Capi was elite.
>La multa que recibió el acusado fue de cuatro mil 200 pesos
LOL una milanesa y una sorjuana
kek
Until all stadiums have enough money to keep the investment of the electronic shit.
kek
>ynr the old San Luis
we liguilla now
we boomer as fuck m8
come on retards
serves him well for being n absolute fucking Indio albañil yelling "te lo mamo y me como tu caca" like an absolute nigg3r subhuman.
its called romance you ingrate
>yelling "te lo mamo y me como tu caca"
>gets arrested
Nice freedom of speech you got there memexico(socialist shithole), I bet all the people who voted for MALO can be happy now.
if you have to rely on literal phrases taken out of 70's ficheras movies stared by Lalo el Mimo and El Caballo Rojas, it's %100 sure that you are an Indio.
We true gentlmene chads know where, when and how to hunt for thot pussie, gotta do it with style brah, STYLE.
>We true gentlmene chads know where, when and how to hunt for thot pussie, gotta do it with style brah, STYLE
>STYLE
Ah, yes the mighty zoomer style
>downloads tinder/ or other app
>swipes until you find a match
>meets up and fucks
>gets aids/herpes/insert name of std
>its called romance
bases casanova de obra negra
can't wait chiqutines to freeze vs Pachuca
>new Las de Azul HD pics
:d great for next bread
For me, it's Chihuahua FC
For me. it's Culonas FC
Gonna need sauce on this one
based
Filename and you're for a ride fapping non stop for several weeks.
we put sauce on the filename, it's her ig
This: /ligamx/ isn't no-fap friendly at all
>he doesn't enjoy the "como lo traigas mamacita" bantz
NACHO
almost there
>top10 animales invaden las canchas | ligamx | BOSER
REMINDER THAT MEXICO IS WHITE
based
>41 puntos
I love white skinned latinas, but also find incredible hot this kind of girls:
Final will be Tigres vs America.
De origen mineral
>tfw no TVazteca teams in Liguilla
meh
who /DiegoVerdaguer/ here?
With Tata and Vela, we'll GGG on them, Ganar, Gustar y Golear.
filename
I suppose Puebla gonna keep El Chelís.
unironically Santos - UNAM was the best game of this week
so what happened to the user who was gonna make the mega account
it was a CHIcano, I don't know
or you mean the colegialas pack kek?
Also Chivas keep /our/Boy
>you mean the colegialas pack
yee that one
>ynr elcolegiomundial
already posted nigga
archive.4plebs.org
will delete the shit in 24 hours, so get hurry
just 10 more
we full liguilla from now, gonna miss ligma, but at least we'll have Copa Oro
el pipi
>FUERZA RAYOS!
nice paquete you got there m8
la patita
thanks
y usted que haría
I like the new version he did few years ago
For the next edition:
/LiberenACabritoArellano/
#NOHIZONADAMALO #SELOMERECIA #YUSTEDQUEHARIA?
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