Colorado @ San Jose Gamethread

How much dick sucking for the Sharks is NBC gonna be doing tonight?

i guess this thread will do.

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go knights

What oart of California yall from?

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What's the San Jose or Denver radio station that carries the game? No mood for Pierre

More movies with this aesthetic

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québec

poor kendall got shook from last night probably :(

Denver is Altitude Sports Radio, frequency is 92.5FM

there's actually a Quebec,California
not joking look it up

For me, it’s this series and it’s commentary pair

>Based Micheletti instead of Kendall
shall be enjoying this game even if pierre is still there

Thanks found it on tune in

Kendall has made me realize that Pierre isn’t so bad anymore

top fucking kek my dude, i had no idea

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Hey Trudeau

hola paco

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Pierre is just annoying, it isn't that he's bad at his job.
>Knowing where every single player in the league played their college/junior hockey and what they ate before games is "love of the game" and not just autism

>quebec is a suburb of anaheim which is a suburb of LA
interesting

mexico more like mexiBRO

>over 66 minutes since the last shorks goal

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST

STR8
TO
LABANC

Not anymore

bogpuck confirmed
they didnt call a fucking penulty, it's a good goal. get this jewish replay shit out of our fucking sport

didn't think the refs were into calling high sticks

Eat a dick Californians

INTENT TO BLOW

lmao shorks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU SAN JOSE

Since when is that reviewable

Well done sharks, well done

HOWEVER

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
STRAIGHT
TO
LA
BANC

>they didnt call a fucking penulty,
Oh how ironic that is coming from a Shorks fan

REFS

kek

B O O
O
O

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top dive

Wow did that even touch him? The replay doesn’t look like it touched him at all.

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Fuck..............

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I’d rather take an annoying man than the shrill voice of kendall stuttering

my team won tonight

play is dead as soon as the official has the intent to blow the play dead. doesn't matter that he took a second to actually use the whistle. the ref probably told toronto that he wanted to blow it dead as soon as rantanen got high sticked

H O W E V E R

Based

Lazy ass OP
You are supposed to include the game number and the score in the series.

avs got lucky

POR QUE ERA PENAL SENOR GARY

MIS TIBERONES ESTAN CHICOS BUENOS

Imagine ever thinking the refs were on the sharks side

....Pod 6

bunch of jerks

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"Intent to blow" is the biggest load of shit in the entire fucking game

Agreed. and you know she isn't going anywhere due to MUH DIVERSITY.
If they just got a woman who was decent it would be fine

IS.. jerks

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donskoi is russian
that's not even a finnish name

Go Yea Forumsvs
Shorks gonna shork!

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then you make it next time
I only made it because no one else did

we want a melkman goal

>sharks
more like guppies

t. proxy swede

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i think the whistles should be in the refs mouths at all times so there isn't a significant gap in time between wanting to stop play and actually blowing the whistle

I know I didnt make a call but I TOTALLY meant to I swear guys

edible just kicked in lads

>that excuse for a piss poor job
do it well or don't do it

Is Martin Jones elite?

Burns need to be sat. He's a complete liability. He's been beat so many times

GRUUUUUUBE

fuck off nerd

BASED GRRRRRRUUUBBBBB

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how many mg

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high effort threads are reddit

25

yes

autism:the post

>dat slag

GET ME SCREENCAPS OF THOSE BIG FAT SHORKGIRL TIDDIES

Pierre interviewing DeBoer
>neon yellow-shirt thot, asian, mulatto
I don't know what I expected

/hoc/ meetup when??
>Where??

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how about a webm?

holy shit avs look bad

Fuck, lads. After I finish this doobie, what should I jerk it to? How about you? Oh. Go Avs

Ugliest uniform in the NHL? I say the Shorks of San Hose

you're literally the worst /hoc/ poster outside of tripfags, no one wants to meet your presumably ugly ass

this?

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dios mio..............

no that would the Predators of Nashville

La creatura....

la goblina

You're sweet, but I was looking for something more constructive, like a place to for everyone to stay.. hotel, maybe a house rental
>what city
Probably the city what wins the Cup, don't ya think

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looks tasty, I wonder if she would let me have some?

jones making saves??

me on the left

J O N E S
O
N
E
S

poutine?

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St. Joseph isn't even in the friggin ocean how can it have sharks

she’s a big girl

The Stars would absolutely wrek both of these shit teams

>you fucking bitch i bought that for us to share and you're shoving your gross ass thumb right in it

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shorks yes avs no

same reason why Pittsburgh can be called the Penguins

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I'll be watching the game in a mo, just come back from landing a plane.

>referee directly infront of incident waves off penalty
>referee 100+ feet away with obstructed view calls penalty anyway

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completely agree

>girl

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Oh fug things are getting spicy

>An Amerifat was fat near me

>Swwwwwweeeeet lord thats one fat bitch.

>avs chimp out despite being saved by flopping

am i the only one that hates jews? god i hate jews

>sharks fans having the audacity to call anyone else floppers

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>guy in a wongs jersey sitting behind the scrum

based

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How did they get Poutine in San Jose?

Sharks didn’t even get a high stick despite having players teeth knocked out. Fuck off retard

is this what you want

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>poutine?.. in a hockey arena?
Who know, ewe guise?

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GRUUUUUUUUUU

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SAN HOSESIANS

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grubauer is in the shorks heads

Holy fuck Grubauer is ridiculous

Grubauer is literally the only thing keeping this a game

ek65 looking a little better tonight

FILIPINO'D

Grube > Jones

>Bay Area is white

How have the sharks not scored at least three times yet

well at least this game has been more exciting then their last snoozefest

>MacKinnon skates into haley and throws his head back
>announcers begging for a penalty

You shouldn’t even be in this series. Eat a dick faggot

BASED GRUBE

They are not very good

right > left

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counter argument: yes they should

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Grube is just keeping Avs alive. This game should be a complete blow out

Disregard this I suck cocks

Sharks are goons

And yet here we are faggot. Enjoy the refpuck though flopping faggots saved by the refs

HEY TED
CHECK YOUR WOICEMAIL

God I wish I could be this delusional about my team lol

Sharks will win the cup

How many donuts do you in in a day?

How can you actually say that

the answer is obvious: the referees derp

check your wife’s male?

>Enjoy the refpuck though flopping faggots saved by the refs
You talking about yourselves now?

Let's be honest: Grube is just unfair

s e e t h i n g

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Honest question how long is it until SJ fans can legitimately whine about refs after that game 7? That time hasn't come yet, no?

all the donut

They don't get to whine for the rest of the playoffs

This whole series has been 99% MacKinnon, muh speed, muh altitude, Karlsson, and burns
Worst part about second round and beyond is national broadcasters who dont know anything other than 2 people on each team

foreign players (including ones from quebec) should have to have rigorous English training before being draft eligible. Same thing for older free agents/undrafted players. If they want to play in the NHL - speak English!

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>That autistic chink

whatever fag

That looks like onion rings and butter

Shorkfags are completely soiboys

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BASED

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More like hobos.
Long hair, long beards, missing teeth.

Gross, dully noted

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I'm an avs fan you cuck

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>vegas fan crying to have people remember his team

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he’s not a vegas fan he’s just shitposting for yous

>implying everyone here isn’t an avs fan bitter we don’t get to go to Vegas for a game now
Nobody wants to go to the shithole known as San jose bud

he's definitely one of yours

i remember vegas when they got bootyblasted by the shorks

well he’s extremely annoying if he is

Quads of truth

>tfw you remember the laffs being eliminated

It's sad, I want that feel to come back. Why can't the laffs be eliminated every round?

because of quebec, california

too much toronto this ploff imo

Why is Vegas still mad?

@92529999
acknowledging quads but no (you) for such a shit post

>wanting to have played vegas
t. started watching hockey two weeks ago

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That good feeling when Canadia loses another cup

It's only hockey

I’m not

>1993
AND COUNTING

sunbelt cucks having a call go against them for the first time, still havent recovered and accepted it. surely some shitposters and sharks haters as well

Because Vegas only has one sports team and can't stop thinking about the Knights
>But Raiders are coming
No one wants them lol.

it's either teds bloos or shork broons scf

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Smell that? Smells like 30 years right around the corner.

Because it is hot there.

Just took a FAT STINKY San Jose lads

Canes or BJs winning it all

Canadians have won the world series more recently than the Stanley Cup

>expecting the avs to turn up 1st period

pls
Avs have been shit all season in the 1st period its only when its the 2nd and 3rd they actually wake up.

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based retard

Latvia you are a bottom-tier poster and Arturs Irbe was only a halfway decent backup tendie.
neck yourself my man

based dumbass

BASED REPLY

M8 Ive been watching them all year long.

How is San Jose considered a """""city"""""?
They have like 5 buildings

latvia is the only decent shark poster

>time is running out
the feels

Population

Shorks are gonna make the cup finals again aren't they?

Shut up dumb mutt Latvia is a bro

you can eat my ass lad

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don't bully latvia

not if my bracket is any indication

Do avs plan on shooting puck?

Most likely going to be Boston-Shorks Scf

Dallas WCF, maybe
Blues, no way

yeah probably at some point there will be a shot

canada does not approve of this post

thornton looks a little tired

>1993

yes i do

I know.
He should have retired years ago

I don't think so Tim. But I wouldn't bet against it, this years has been a little crazy

it's the cte

AVS GO AVS FUCK SHORK

i know since like 2013

GO SHARKS

>I don't think so
>I wouldn't bet against it
Mexico is full of paradoxes as well as vicious cartels, huh?

cringe

he needs a ring so he can retire undefeated

shut up

Colorado more like Faggotrado lol

cringe

A goalie should be allowed to wear suction cup shoes rather than skates desu, they won't be sliding all over the place

>what if we get a 3 on 1 and then shoot it directly into Jones' chest

I LIKE THE TEAM WHO PLAYS THE MARIO SOUNDS!!!

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b a s e d

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How was that not a crosscheck in the back?

hah gottem dude
up top

>Old man Thornton Vs Old Spezza

Who has a better chance to win the Cup this year?

Just tuned in lads. What have I missed? Any memes?

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jumbo

rabbi?

probably spezza honestly

young man makar

based

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Deez nuts

just grubie playing like a wall

>San Jose fans.
>Californians.
>Trying to depict CO fans as the basedboys.
Why don't you all just admit your state is a lost cause in all things?

>It was 3-0

You can't crosscheck in the back. You can only crosscheck in the chest. That's why it is called a crosscheck.

>Grube keeping avs in it
>Latvia is trash
>Jumbo is flushed
>both Denver and San Jose are blights on america

didn't think this game could be any more boring than the last stars-blues game but here i am wrong again

>sunbelt hockey knowledge

who doesn’t love a good 0-0 game?

ek65 intangibles redemption arc going nicely tonight

>I need lots of points to have fun
Maybe you should watch Basketball.

zoomers

not all sharks fans live in cuckifornia nor are they from there

GO SHARKS

BENALTY

>11 shots
yeah its been a real nailbiter

And there's the makeup call

Then why the fuck would they root for a cuckifornia team?

Who are the Shorks and the Ass of the Marblelympics?

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Hate the fucking Sharks lads.

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pooperplay

Didn't one of the teams have fans that chimped out in the stands this year? That one.

what we need is more female commentators

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nobody can put the biscuit in the basket

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The best strategy for a goaltender this year's playoffs seems to be letting them out to dry until they start blocking shots.

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go and watch the Canelo slaughter.

grubauer deserves a better team

reminder that the score is 0-1 and the sharks are just victims of refpuck

The next goal might just break the deadlock.

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Why are you fags staying at home watching hockey instead of having sex?

1 goal each and they'll be tied

so if the avs win with a 1 goal deficit, how are gonna feel?

in my opinion the team with the most goals will win

Reminder that the series is tied 2-2 between the Avalanche and the Golden Knights

What if there is one more goal

I’m tired of sex
I just want to stay home and watch hockey

spent the first period jacking off to some porn instead
luckily i didn't miss anything

I'm having sex with hockey

hooker said no

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>o-rag-ers

the limers didn't qualify

Whoever takes this game might take the lead in the series

>implying I'm not jamming a hockey stick up my ass right now

Hockey is more important

then either the sharks or the avs will have a 1 goal advantage, depending on which team scores the goal

found the San Franciscan

>yes we suck
why were they chanting that?

>nigger chimping out

JONES
COMING
UP
LARGE

Boring ass game with a boring ass team (sharks)

JONES
O
N
E
S

I believe the winner of the series could possibly be in the Western Conference Finals, but I'm not certain

One team is going to score more goals than the other team, and that might just be the team that wins it.

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>kane
every time

wtf jones

pacman jones gobbles pucks

sunbelt fans don't understand the rules so they assume any call against their team is a bad call

Kkkane is a nigger

refpuck desu

Fuck you I'm from sacramento

>Niggers in the NHL

Oh god give it up. You're as bad as the oilers when they lost to the ducks.

Fantastic.

>2 min penalty
>4 seconds of 5v5
>2 min penalty
S H O R K S

Remember when the golden knights gave up 4 goals in 5 min

kane's a nigger

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in any given game, the sharks can score 4 goals in 5 minutes and turn the tide

Was that the most goals scored on a major?

Laffs would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Too many passes.

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>SHORKS

7 by the Toronto Arenas in like 1918 or some shit

Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

SCARRRRRRRRR

>Jones

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AAAAAAAAAAVALANCHE GOAL

There we go.

>shorks

we don't need no stinking power play

Laffs couldn't even booty blast the canes

lmao burns put that into his own net
nice norris caliber defending

Time to bench Burns for the rest of the series

Bing bing fuck you sharks.

>GETTING SCORED ON BY TYSON "AHL" JOST

JUST

>Latvia quickly becoming canada jr. in regard to abhorrent posts

avs will win

>poor man's Atlantic City

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Tyson Jost the host with the most

BURNED

BRUHHHHHH
LOOK AT THESE DUDES

You mean JOST

I have $14 on the Avs to win. Gonna get rich lads.

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burns needs to retire

only if they sacrifice a captain

san jose getting dirty

cringe

Actually Atlantic City is worse
>everyone is dying to leave
>can't safely swim anywhere
>no iconic casinos
>most iconic thing about the city is the boardwalk, something every coastal city has

jost needs to retire

>only a 3pm game on tomorrow

really hope i go to sleep and never wake up, lads

>Shorks fans literally chanting "Avs suck" at the game after getting dunked on
MY SIDES

Seriously faggot?

>27 shots at the end of the second
jesus, are >you trying to kill grubauer? play some d

>It's another "refs control the entire pace of the game" episode
Where have I see this one before

that’s a high iq play right there

Palvelski is still out? Man that crosscheck really was deserving of a 5 major

Refs to the rescue

just tether both feet to the opposite posts.
or drill down and push in like the moorings. problem solved. they have too much spatial freedom anyways. that has to stop.

>boo-urns

Imagine drinking anything but water.

too much man

B I N G B I N G
T
F
O

WTF! Why does my team have one less player?

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HABBENING

wew, those glasses

based too much man poster

Sunbelters don't know how hockey works, dummy

Not this shit again

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>hertl

SCAAAAAAAR

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HERTL

HERTL POWER

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>tied going into the third
name a bigger meme

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
HERTL
E
R
T
L
IT SEEMS THAT THE GAME IS AT ONE SCORE APIECE, TYING IT

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gary just told me to expect overtime

ASS YOU SUCK ASS YOU SUCK!!!

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I'm a sunbelter and I know how hockey works more than anyone on /hoc/

for me, its Bad Boys Bail Bonds

what else did he tell you?

the whistles will be put away now too

pssst, sharks win 3-2

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Dammit, I wanted Grubauer to get the rare 1 goal allowed shutout.

They’re sayin ref sucks

5 minute major to Avs. Sharks score 4 in 4 minutes again

gonna shit wish me luck

What a boring game.
Can any of you at least admit that if Vegas were playing the game would be more fun to watch?

Sharks literally have the niggest of nigs. Kane is a dirty piece of shit.

HOW IS THAT A PENALTY

>Can any of you at least admit that if Vegas were playing the game would be more fun to watch?
no it literally wouldn't, and vegas played just as dirty as kane
the team has only existed for 2 years, fucking get over it

i guess it would be more fun if one team couldnt kill a penalty

Cucks worldwide, unite

Karlsson's posture reminds me of a skinny version of Jagr. Something about his choppy strides or something. Can't quite place it.

>says the guy with reeves on his team
>oh yeah and carrier too

who cares shut up

please keep this site family friendly

based 06-09 Honda Civic dog poster

didn't he get like half his foot amputated?

Have you got any sisters?

>choking to the kings of choking
vegas sucks and this series would've been way worse with them in it

none, sorry

Well I hate Vegas but I admit that their games last year were very entertaining to watch. Now that I think about why I hate them, that's probably why. They managed to score just enough goals to clinch a last minute win no matter what in too many games. It was annoying as fuck but hey that's what hockey is about.

Fuck Ohio. Torts is a bitch

Ummm can you name one other time in history when the refs just gave a team 4 free goals to win the game?

Literally it never happened before.

You would be upset if it happened to your team.

>Literally it never happened before

Still hasn't

Yes, anyone who ever thought poo jackets were the good guys is basically a faggot redditor

Vegass desert dwellers aren't getting over their growing pains any time soon I soon.

>Boohoo the Knights choke in the first round boo hoo hoo

Who knew Vegasfags were such whiny babies . Sad

Yeah game 2 of that series, now fuck off

am i the only that likes canadians, they come off as cool people you'd want to have a beer with

Karlsson is the most overrated player in the league.
And it isn't even close. The bum is washed up.

They gave a penalty, not 4 free goals.
Your team let them in. Maybe they should learn to kill the penalties?

how have you been watching this series without seeing brent burns at all?

>whining
Yeah ok kiddos. Believe what you want.
We got screwed. But whatever.
Done with this board until next year. Fuck yourself.

fuck’s sake will I ever be free from hearing about vegas/sharks game 7?

>Thorton gets blasted in the balls
Another captain sacrificed.

It's over Avs. They gave another soul to the devil. Too bad the Sharks only have one more captain.

yes you are the only one who thinks that

Brent burns has been keeping the shorks in the series my dude

i especially liked the part where the referees screwed you out of the tie game too

No he hasn't. He's been getting burned by McKinnon every time he's on the line. Karlsson has been the one that's has to keep backing Burns up. Hell McKinnon knows this and keeps skating toward Burns on the right.

Sure 2 years ago according to the Oilers when they played the Ducks.

>NBC has a collective orgasm whenever the sharks touch the puck

>FUCK
kek

lmao no he hasnt. overrated plug coughs the puck over at least 3 times a shift and has been turned into an absolute pylon by mackinnon at least a few times. the first goal for the avs tonight was him scoring on his own net.

Where was the penalty

I like Canadians and their comedy

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he slapped coulture in the face

>it was 3-0

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out of booze :(

god karlsson is so trash

break out the mouthwash lad

>karlsson can't shoot
confirmed overrated

found the native

H E R T L
AGAIN

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B I N G
I
N
G

O H N O!
H
N
O
!

SCAAAAAAAAARRRR

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
HERTL
E
R
T
L
THAT'S 2

TWO FOR THE TURTLE

Sharkies desu

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he just got +1

are Fins still pedo's, or was that just last season

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still pedos

*Dead Mario sound effect*

Based and sharkiespilled game now lads

Based Sharks.

If they don't win it this year they never will.

lmao more goalies chimping out

That puts him at a respectable -23 for the series

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS GRUZOOMER!!

>Hertl
How can he always camp in front of the net like that without getting killed?

Sharks nigging out as usual

sing it with me Yea Forums

BABY SHARK DOO DOO

>grubauer stands on his head all game
>throws it away by chimping out
top kek

that goalie was about to whoop his ass, pretty tough when you have a cage on your face though

Thornton has a bug up his ass over Grubauer lmao

>Grubaeur trying to start shit
I bet those cunts feel so smug being untouchable in situations like that
I'd like to spear him right in the fucking chode

BEAT HIS ASS GRU

fuck should have let them go I’d love to see old man Thornton versus a goalie. Either way we get entertainment

Claire seems to get passed up for a lot of promotions.

had this shit stuck in my head for the past 2 hours after watching the clip from last game

lmao why is gru so mad at that boomer?

watch the full speed dive into the goalie sometime

cheers bud

hes a fucking ninja turtle, hes probably hard to hit

NIGGER NIGGER FRIED CHIKEN WATERMALONE

even nuhl goalies are fucking soi-tier. imagine if that was roy in the other net and grubauer started throwing punches.

the cap is alive

>grubauer cross checks jumbo
No one bats an eye
>Thornton cross checks grubauer
Everyone loses their mind

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>dudebro behind pavelski almost tripping backwards on the stairs

>tfw 2 SJ teams winning tonight

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we can be heros

Jumbo Joe's beard would kick his ass

JOE!!!!

>Nikita
isn't that a chick's name

avs are fucking done

fucking dive grass

Rare Captain America spotting
Just testing the waters with the Pavelski clone after his untimely death at the hands of Cody Eakin

Hell Roy would have thrown down with the entire sharks team at the same time. Roy and Thornton would have totally fought

Like I said either way we win

How do you even fight a goalie? Their mask protects them, their gloves are taped to their hands, so what do they do? Slap someone with their glove hand?

lol just shoot the fucking puck jumbo

they shove that stiff object on their right hand right into your face

starting to dislike hockey lads. it ain't like it used to be

horrible post please consider leaving this site forever

make a new thread lads

I can't believe the shorks are going to win the cup

casual mild fan detected

BASED

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Please consider sucking a fucking cock and getting AIDs

right... you're going to shove it into a barred mask

what did it used to be you fucking boomer

JONES REDEMPTION ARC IS ON

waffle slaps

watch out for the carolina shorknado er hurricane

I don't watch hockey but I live in San Jose.
Did they win? Is it big win?

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THE GREAT WALL OF JONES

Literally just slightly push them off balance, then it's over

just this season. we all suffer this season. the wildcard season. next year will be better. since it can't get any worse

>implying they won't get curb stomped by the stars

>Their mask protects them, their gloves are taped to their hands, so what do they do? Slap someone with their glove hand?
you were asking what the goalies do, how do you have bad reading comprehension of your own post?

Hey what’s icing?

>I don't watch hockey
Then go somewhere else, cunt
You aren't welcome here

the stuff that comes out of my dick onto your moms tits

>toe-mass hertl

used to have lots of physical play and emotion. even the crowds are quiet. I mean it's the playoffs for fucks sake. make some noise. only a few games this round have had actual energy

Go down to your local sports bar and ask around!

from refhorse to refpuck

I'm a fan now, go Sharks!

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Get their ass kicked likePatrick Roy.

stop making stupid posts like this

hows that new thread coming along?

Is an horse race judge an athlete?

you make it

Yes it was a big meme win that will be talked about for years. But they haven't won anything yet.

>used to have lots of physical play
did you even watch the san jose vegas series?
also the crowds are loud af what are you talking about

>1993

new threads are reddit

>kane blocking burns shot

He doesn't understand how microphones work

still crying about giving up 4 shorties in less than 5 minutes?

Welcome Fren

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sharks are gonna win the fucking cup aren’t they?

>also the crowds are loud af what are you talking about
right now the sharks have a one goal lead in the third period and the crowd is idle and quiet.
What are you watching?

>californian ice

Hey guys would love to watch the Avs win but my wife's son wants to play Mario. Can you give me the final score when it's over?

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dubs and i make a new thread if nobody else has made it yet

yeah and they'll laugh in patty's face too

nope. >my team has won a cup since '93. bout you?

new

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>San Jose Sharks
>wear narwhal costumes
based?

>sharks are gonna win the fucking cup aren’t they?
Don't worry, we will fuck it up last minute like always.

that's a unicorn you homo