Over/heem/ fight night gamethread

I didn't know Darren was an African-Britainian. That explains his recent troubles.

if eli heems my picks i heem the canada

Somehow the Al meme wasn't ended by getting styled on in standup, by a wrestlefucker, at least its going to end tonight

>one of Canada's brightest hopes for a world title
you crazy in your ead man

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FUCK YOU ELIAS

Sucks seeing cowboy lose hope he doesn't get heemed, al is a good dude tho

I hope the nigger beats the corn rows off of this fucking faggot

>30 - 27.

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Literally can't believe Elias beat Eryk Anders.

I think that was the match where I realized Anders is a turbocan.

Cerrone's getting heemed

>Elias Theodorable

HEEM DREAMY

How would they do in the UFC?

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>gets his hair done instead of a morning workout
This fucker is getting fucking flatlined

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR COMAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING

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Cub won 29-28. I agree 30-27 didn't make sense either way.

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Joe would win the belt

Weed replaces all your testosterone with estrogen. Elisa Theodora has no chance.

Elias gets the Sam Alvey treatment in circling the drain of mid level journeymen.

Hey I heard Bock Lesnar isn't coming back to fight Daniel Cormier anymore. Any truth to that?

you could fit three rogan heads in one fury head

Each one could single handedly clear out the womens division

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BASED GATEKEEPER BRUNSON

dc is rematching stip

brock wanted too much money and dana told him to fuck off
stipe is fighting dc now

have sex

Lads...... can you feel that too? I can feel a fucking HEEM in the air. It's like electric.
A brutal heem is coming.

Genuinely can't tell if this is shopped or not

Is hair pulling still legal in the UFC?

is elias a draw? i shouldnt be excited for this meme fight but i am

I heard Brock is going to ONE for a Mighty Mouse superfight

/ourguy/'s time

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*ahem*

FUCK WEED SMOKERS

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ELIYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

Joe's been making his head bigger for YEARS and he still ends up getting headmogged. Shame

only if you are a bitch

heem this poof

who /artist of violence/ here?

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/ourguy/ elias will get another meme win. he can't be stopped.

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Based

>they actually get a draw

FUCK YOU CUB

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Lads...... can you feel that too? I can feel a fucking decision in the air. It's like electric.
A brutal decision is coming.

Fuck u. Nigger

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this guy's ridiculous.

i'm literally watching this shit knowing it'll be horrible but there might be memes

this guy frustrates me every time and i'm still here ffs

Jones Vs Elias... When?

cant wait for another decision

Why would it be shopped? Fury is a giant. You low IQ zilch.

This might be the only time heem roots for the nigger

Elias has been training gallop technique with Phil Brooks

(30-27, 27-30)

someone explain to be who actaully won Cub's fight

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Joe would unironically heem everyone under 170

baste

Yep, I'm thinking he's BLACKED.

What a can.
Fuck canadians.

Elias is elite

cringe

as shit as brunson is i dont hate him. i hope he kills elias

Stipe v. Cormier will be a better fight imo. Brock can barely fake fight in the WWE anymore.

based brunson just fucking end this faggot asap

theodorou is actually the biggest faggot in the sport hope brunson kills him

Come on Elias beat his ass like Jussie Smollette

I'm just excited to see him get btfo (beat the fuck out).

>6'-1"
>5-'11"

elias looks shook

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*skips around the cage*
*shadow boxes*
*throws spinning shit*

Elias looks like he is about to die

YES BRUNSON FINISH THIS MEME

i always root for jones tho

HAHAHAHAH

I hope you're ready for a split decision!

based elias

>incredibly heavy breathing not even halfway into round 1
All that weed smoking killed his gastank.

*points fingers at your eyes*
*shadow boxes*
*kicks thin air*
*wins*

brehs will /ourguy/ elias finally lose? could it happen?

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>under chin
>cant finish
gonna be a long fight lads

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Is this leaf serious?

fuck u cunt

How can you not like Elias he's hilarious

Elias is deceptively unathletic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>3 minutes in
>already gassed

guys please respect these fighters

Wtf is Elias doing. Jesus christ, what an embarrassment

Elias looks like he's spamming kicks in a video game

He's gonna rack up those points throwing jabs out of range. Split decision Elias cannot lose

Elias fights like me.

that was almost a jackie chan level trip from elias. truly a special fighter.

He fights like a high tier CM Punk

Love Reem

Also love seeing Theodorou getting beat up by a scrub

To Elias' credit he's thrown the heaviest shots of the fight. They didn't hit but he definitely threw them.

wtf elias looks like trash why was heem hyping him up?

Patient Brunson is unstoppable

You’re a bum

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kek have you never watched him fight?

I was thinking the same thing. If my coach ever recorded my sparring it would look like this.

DOMINANT 10-9 for Elias
Brunson is FLUMMOXED

Elias is literally me when playing UFC 3 while gassed. Just spamming headkicks in the hope of a knockout

Anyone have that webm of that autistic special. ed kid doing swinging kicks and then getting ko'd by a niglet?

That's this fight.

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You know Brunson is dogshit because a good fighter would starch this sidestepping leaf

high tier take my friend

Imagine losing a round to Derek Brunson when he's actually pacing himself. Pathetic Canada please do better.

HE CAN STILL WIN THIS

this

HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT

1-0 elias

just fucking imagine paying for this lmao

He let Brunson piggyride him for a bit. It drains you

look at the unorthodox style on this low kick, Elias' striking is on the highest of levels

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He just prances around like a yoga stone faggot and bounces off his opponent and the cage to make it look like he's fighting. Then somehow he wins a split decision.

this card is so fucking bad bros

The JEW capitalists like to fill their commercials with girls playing football.

Isn't this a fight night card?

OOOOOOH ELIAS TAGGED THE AIR AGAIN

THE AIR'S HURT MIKE

Elias is literally CM Punk with more hair and more confidence....

should have fought this way against whittaker. he could be champ now.

Kek'd hard

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based

10-7 Elias R1, still early R2 but 10-8 so far

I swear Elias will steal a decision win

I stared at the Cub fight, so its pretty decent. YOU NEED TO BE MORE ATHLETIC!

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Theo by TKO this round we got this

I can't tell if Elias is defending well or if Brunson is just a poor wrestler

This is so bizarre

*punches your side

Elias fights like a theatre kid being bullied

if there was ever a time for an arena shooter

*avoids engaging with you*
*falls down*
*misses leg kick*
*wins decision*

Brunson finally fighting smart and exposing Elias too, he's smart to what Elias wants to do.

*ducks into your knee*

surprisingly not the case

theo looks like shit but he somehow has success

I just naturally have good reflexes but I use them like this instead of just slipping and blocking.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is the funniest shit ive seen all day

I think its time to take Elias behind the Canadian Tire Centre™ and put him out of his misery

Where’s the stream link

>Sal would HEEM any woman, no matter the division except for maybe Cyborg, Nunes and Holly Holm
>Murr's slenderness might help him have good cardio and good grappling
>Q probably has a granite chin
>Joe probably has fat man strength and I wouldn't want him coming after me

>this is a co-main event

let him have that one. he needs it.

i swear some of the shit Elias even pretends to throw don't even look like strikes

And 10x more athletic. CM Punk is so out of shape it's embarrassing.

Is this faggot leafs style that one where they slap and kick all limp all at once?

youtu.be/sTXrv0K-UoE

Is this Canadian guy actually a serious fighter? how does he have 17 wins?

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*gets booed in home country*

You're all jealous of how handsome Elias is and do a bad job of hiding it.

10-6 round for Elias

*jogs*

Who can stop this man?

AHJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The showtime leg kick

HAHAHAHAHA WTF WAS THAT

He's a ring girl for Invicta

ELIAS YES

hes the boxercise of mma

Based retarded Elias

Imagine Stylebender versus Memedorou and what a goofy shitshow it would be for all 60 seconds it would last.

r/mmastreamz or cricfree if you're r/oldschoolcool

lmao Elias getting boo'd

literally how does he get away with it

>Jump off the cage low impact leg kick

Webm now
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahah

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i actually am laughing out loud
this is the most fun i've had watching a bad fight

Elias is such a fucking BUM, how did he even make it this far to begin with?

Elias x Yoel is a fight to make

Never thought I'd be wanting Brunson to win, Jesus Christ this guy is a prat.

Unironically considering switching to the basketball

Ha, you're playing right into Elias' game.

Ebin

We need Elias vs Silva.

holy fuck Elias is so based

Imagine Elias vs Romero if he can't even deal with the Brunson.

I can't believe I bet on Brunson and he is losing

*punches air lightly
*Runs from you
*Telegraphs sloppy high kick

>Elias is in all likelihood winning this fight
HOW?

le meme kicks

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

A Boxercising masterclass.

i enjoy his meme wins but seriously. how does he do it?

It would go at least 3 rounds

>watching niggerhoop

WHY DOES HE SPIN SO MUCH

Brunson is such a brainlet

REMINDER: ELIAS DOESN'T REPRESENT THE AVERAGE LEAF FIGHTER

Insane

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I almost paid like $2000 for tickets+flight+hotel to go see this event. Thank fucking god.

holy shit im crying ove here
the kicks that land like 2 feet away from bumson are so fucking funny

this is the most entertaining fight of the night how are people upset at this lmao elias is hilarious

Elias has taken the first two rounds, guaranteed decision win already

>turns his back and runs away from you
>is still fucking winning
Absolutely based
CM Punk-esque in his athleticism joe

The funniest thing about this? Elias is actually winning.

Elias moves and throws like he's watched a bunch of fights but never actually trained mma. Just awful technique.

Brunson ending up looking worse for not being able to get this spinning retard

I can't stop laughing

this is fucking great

Bros...

MVP vs Theodorou.

theodookie really does suck, he keeps doing spinning shit and he just looks terrible. his own hometown is booing him lol

the mystery wrapped in an enigma that is elias

The new showtime

Quantity over quality
He just makes a shit ton of body contact which counts technically

They both did nothing but Elias sometimes connects

this is such a terrible fight lmfao

elias throws strikes that are like 30% power

so much webm potential
thank you based spinning jesus

Why the ufc always put giant bums to fight in co mains?

Oh yes he does.

elias fight like he have mag nets in his body that randomly turn off and not off and bunsen has random negativ magnet points on his body

starting to believe elias is unironically unfathomably high iq and we simply can't comprehend that he is winning

like he is hitting key pressure points and at 1 second remaining brunson detonates

reminder elias is the favorite

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Last chance bozos, get on the Elias train

>professional fighter

Literally this, elias looks just like the people i see doing cardio "kickboxing" at my gym

1-1 going into the 3rd. I'm thinking Elias is about to shock the world this round.

3d chess

thats 2-0 for my boi

jesus he almost killed him

against the ghost maybe

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Spinning is a perfectly valid defense
50% chance any strike from your opponent will be an illegal blow to the back of your head or spine

Is Elias from the hood?

thank you based aussie webm maker. i'm liking the rd filenames. when did you switch to that?

what is bisping talking about right now jesus

Yeah I legitimately cannot box at all, I punch at the speed of Jake Shields, but I have a wrestling background that allows me to move in, throw shitty Elias-tier kicks without any fear of takedowns, and move out. I am movin' my way up.

It’s like all of Elias’ opponents are mesmerized by how much of a faggot he is. Like, they’re like “did this nigga just throw a spinning low kick from across the cage, while lightly jogging away from me?”. It’s insane. Nothing he does looks like it should work, but he somehow gets away with it.

i died

It’s called angular velocity genius look into it

>elias is unironically winning
lmao

This fight is so bad it's good.

whoa... now THAT'S some high fight IQ

>punches the air so hard that the shockwave knocks you out
Brunson is on the ropes.

Is Elias the first post-modern UFC fighter?

Is Canelo going after Cowboy? Time wise.

The part where Elias throws a slow ass kick and Brunson just kicks his leg and causes him to stagger legit made me laugh out loud.

Bro my post exactly lol

*flying low kicks you*

could bisping have beat theo?

I'm never betting on this nigga again

who you think is doing his hair?

could Elias beat Jones?

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ELIAS IS /HEEM/'S GUY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Rigged apehoop? Kek

Holy shit Elias is the biggest meme fighter I've ever seen

Is this guy drunk?

>half ass kick and spin around
>no intention of landing
>at every moment hes about to get hit he puts his hands down, drops head forward and moonwalks backwards
>wild loopy overhands with no intention of connecting.

I have never seen such a sloppy, awkward, clumsy fighting style.

It's like Clay Guida and CM Punk had a baby. A baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. Honestly reminds me of the fat Star Wars kid broomstick choreography.

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HOLY SHIT

HOLY BASED

based stroke poster

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Elias is not winning lol.

I hope that broke every single one of his ribs

OIIIIIIIIIII

HEEM SLAMMY

Yeah, OK, Brunson got this via grappling.

BAI GAWD KING
HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

OVER HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HAHAHAH WOW

Another bum exposed by based elias

HE DOESN'T STOP SPINNING AND KEEPS HITTING THE AIR
BRUNSON HAS NO CONTROL AS A WRESTLER

WHAT EVEN IS THIS FIGHT. PEAK MMA?

we Yea Forums now boyz

BRUNSON AIRLINES

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS FIGHT

How does he keep standing up??

BIIIIG SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

ELIAS IS THE BEST MEME

>that slow mo standing hammer fist

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That slam did zero damage ftr

>dude just gets picked up like a manlet and full blown body slammed into the mat
Fucking lmao

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how would you make all these webms from these fight?

LMFAO this is hilarious

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Elias literally just stands up and Brunson doesn't do anything about it

this does not fokin slip

>Goat tier all american wrestler
>can't even take this memebender leaf faggot down

this mans is #8 middleweight in the world

sign jim dana!

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Come on Elias finish this fight.

Meme fight

Lads i think we have a contender for biggest meme fight in history

underrated post.

BOTH OF THESE FIGHTERS ARE RANKED

He literally looks like the chubby white kid who gets heemed by the black kid in that one webm.

HOLY FUCK THIS WHOLE CARD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'd just like to say before this fight ends that i am hereby fully onboard the GOATlias train. Memesanya is finished

this fucking guy dies not need to be the UFC coheadlining, he is literally throwing downward pawing swipes.

Elias going in for the kill

Are you allowed Alabama slam your opponent in MMA?

Elias fights like the inflatable man

LMFAO please webm that thigh lean

LMAO

yoel vs theodorou is the fight to make

streamlink and ffmpeg. hardest to learn but fastest to use.

Elias can't help but dominate.

How do you body slam someone like that and not get the finish? What the fuck.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

KARATE CHOP KO

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Division 2 is garbage, he’s a terrible wrestler

People that have trained with him say Elias is actually really strong.

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Elias won I felt.

Used to play as a kid, last time I watched LeBron had yet to leave the Cavs. It can't be as bad as this though surely?

His fighting style reminds me of this absolute troll faggot from pokemon trading card game.

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Brunson you stupid fuck

That third round grappling exchange won Brunson the fight, IMO.

Elias is forever my boy after this

BASED ELIAS.

WWE

is elias muhammad ali son?

Feed spinning retard to pooel and then cut him please

Theo unironically won that fight

Disappointed Theodorou didn't throw out a hadouken.

Elias to be completely honest with you
The meme won't end tonight

Brunson 30-27 but the judges probably rigged this shit for Elias because >muh potential superstar.

legit question how do people this talentless manage to get in to UFC

>by default all highlights are Brunson attacking
>Elias by decision
cap it

peak Elias

Elias actually fuck won this hahaha

lost my shit this fight. absolute meme

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>be so handsome that your opponent doesn't know what to do
HIGH IQ strat

Elias theory fighting in an actual fight

Guys I'm just tuning back in from only watching the first few fights, did I miss anything?

There's no way Bumson wins this, and I picked him.

whats he thinking

He's just a bitch ass point fighter that runs the whole time

in 2021 ELIAS WILL BE CHAMPION

if elias wins heem will seethe harder than a volcano

god i hope elias memes his way into a title fight

30-27 elias

get meme'd faggots

brehs, will the judges rob us of the elias win we deserve?

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I am now a theodorou missile

What the fuck is his problem?

This

the best fight in UFC history

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ARKANSAS, EVERY TIME YOU PUT A MIC IN MY FACE, IMMA SAY ARKANSAS

if anything you gained something by not watching

robbed
desu

Literally the only good thing about this card is a complete meme my sides

Brunson wins, boxercised out

Heh, Elias Theodopoo

ROBBERY

This is just what happens when two cans that exist just for KO fodder co-main. Its like elias has no acls or something

holy shit 5/5 let's fuckin go al

You've missed the start of the Elias Era

the fuck kind of decision is this

Told ya, bums.

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YO BRUNSON WON, AND GOT A 30-27 DEC
I'm gassed

What's the fight to make for Elias bros?

ELIAS EASILY WON

What a robbery

>30-27
Literal robbery

elias approaches fighting like its a zumba class

BS

How could you give 30-27 Brunson?

Thank fuck the light slapping and flying leg kicks didn't convince the judges that Elias was actually fighting.

this. please. this.

robbery

ROBBERY

Elias has been stopped.

What a retarded fight

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FUCKING ROBBED WHAT THE FUCK

booooo

elias won the story of the fight

ROBBED

cunt literally did nothing

Elias deserved the nod

The absolute state of this scoring

GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOT LEAF

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Absolute robbery

feels good seeing bisGOD back in the octagon bros

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never post the webm in heem ever again

Who is this 30-27 faggot judge?

This. Guy did fucking nothing but pussy backwards landing slaps the whole fight.

this

Kek he was still going for some meme leg flails

Raging Al going to save the whole card

I wanted that slam to kill elias

they have in every other fight. elias was robbed.

wtf

Theo did so much fucking chakra damage that fight

fucking robbery

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>30-27

Judges actual gave Theodorou the win in the main event.

anybody with any skill at all would fucking maul these bums

Romero, then Gastelum, then Adesanya, then Whittaker.

has a single leaf won tonight?

THE STREAK IS OVER

Because the only round Elias could've won was 2 and he didn't do anything ya simp.

sam alvey

This is a minor setback.
He will come back and boxercise harder than you could even believe

It's 100% rigged bro. Every game. It's garbage.

Hockey is on my other TV. It's way better. Playoff hockey is nuts.

>there's no clear cut #1 contender
>there literally is one who has a fucking interim belt
More like Stupid Al Iaquinta.

AL IAQUINTA IS A DOUCHEBAG

CERRONE IS PROBABLY ALSO A DOUCHEBAG

lol

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>chakra damage

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ONE LEFT WILL HEEM DO IT?

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someone make a webm montage of his skippy prancy flying lowkicks and spinning slap fists

that was the most retarded fight ive ever seen

> no clear cut #1 contender at 155

Iaquinta confirmed cte

shut up faggot NY represent

I agree Elias moved way more air in there tonight that should count for something.

If Cowboy wins /heem/ is flushed and can't win. I think Al has this though.

NO

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kek

I've never seen Elias fight before but I can say that he's earned himself a diehard fan tonight.

>Ceronne
>the GOAT
uhhh...

Did Cerrone get a hair transplant? His hairline and crown definitely look more dense.

This. Brunson's ki will be sore tomorrow.

BASED AL

be honest ... if you lived in Long Island you'd totally buy a house from Al

How is he 17-2

How

I hope claudia does a meet and greet in chicago so I can get a picture of me hover handing her and wetting my pants

ripple took a giant shit, anyone got a stream?

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They need to give Cowboy a title shot if he wins

Interim “””belt””” holder isn’t the clear #1 contender dummy

Elias fought like a faggot this shit was terrible to watch. He threw a slap at Brunson at one point wtf was this shit.

>be so dogshit you get booed by your own country
>people end up cheering for the nigger they originally booed

based judges

WWE slams are worth more than “point fighting” and running away

>tfw one away

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>picks heemed by Bumson

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Cowboy is getting knocked out in the 2nd.

Cerrone always likes pretending everyone is trash talking him

HERE WE GO

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

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Al gets inside Cerrone's space easily and picks him apart.

old man fight

BASED AL WILL KO CERONNE

BASED FUCKING ALL YAQUINTA WILL FUCK UP DIPSHIT CERONNE, STRONG ISLAND BLESS FUCK YOU

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Elias fights like if Keith Jardine had cerebral palsy.

sad day breh. time to pour one out.

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Mmastreamz Reddit, acestream one.

Works perfect, HD and smooth high frame rate.

LETS GET IT COWBOY
LETS GET IT COWBOY
LETS GET IT COWBOY

will he get heemed?

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bros i've never had all my picks right going into the main event i'm so nervous wtf

Hopefully

>coming out to Kid Rock

BET THE HOUSE ON IAQUINTA BOYS. CERRONE IS GETTING HEEMED

>yfw cowboy wins it

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Based cowboy threatening his infant son

Some one post the Elias vs Alvey webm, I had to do a full reinstall and it wasn't saved anywhere else.

finally a 360p stream so my shitty internet wont freeze every 5 seconds

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Yeah Habib doesn't want no part of cowboy. He will dodge and retire.

>9:30
>main card walking out

fuck, the canlelo fight probably isnt gonna be for another 2 hours

Does Cowboy finally get Conor if he wins?

Also can we please have the winner fight Gaethje

Cerrone is a white nigger.

>Playoff hockey is nuts.
>hurricanes win it all.
confirmed

what are you going to do leaf? dance around me and jab at the air?

how did brunson stay up ?

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

Giving my energy to rollstory and Al

AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL, I BOUGHT A HOUSE FROM THIS MAN AND HE WILL KO THIS FAGGOT COWBOY

>running away
KYS

Also, tead the rules you mongoloid.

WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE CERRONE?

Al heems Cowgoy, he spaghettis whenever his opponent has competent boxing skills

>implying this isn't the music country boys beat up yanks to in the first place

This fight has CTE written all over it

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>that hair
uhhh...

Also noticed this. Probably because I'm a hairlet myself

ANOTHER MEME ENDS TONIGHT

Al is about to heem Donald

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purely a zoning spinning back finger tap

he will die in a cave

Remember when cowboy flew to China with 110 fever and showed up to fight but khabib pulls out of every fight with a hangnail

That was actually a pretty good and tough slam. He went at a weird angle. I was hoping it would break that faggot leafs neck.

Then again, if you let your enemies slam you, you win!

Cowboy looks like he's been fake tanning

COWKING
COWKING
COWKING

>Does Cowboy finally get Conor if he wins?
I really want that fight

Based Cowboy do it

>own name tattooed on back
Al heem this redneck faggot.

Jesus cowboy needs a new barber

thx my fellow burger, have a 2d slag

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>when you call someone a nigger during grappling practice

I feel like this fight will mostly take place on the feet and Cowboy is the better striker

>Cerrone with hair
>Cerrone with a beard
Iaquinta wins this

If Cowboy wins I am ENDING IT

Al is finna heem this brokeback faggot infront of his dumb kid then sell a house afterwards #strongisland

NIGGA IM FROM NEW YAWWWWK

Jesus. Jeremy Stephens has 30 UFC fights.

Bisping is terrible on commentary.

he looks really old

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Cowboys haircut is fuckin wack. He needs to go back cueball.

Toppest webm

MAKE A NEW THREAD

Because he's not actually a cowboy, meanwhile, Ragin' Al is an actual real estate agent

This is a pretty easy matchup for Cerrone if we are honestly being honest

Lol no they have 2 Conor multi hundred million fights and Cowboy is not one of them

Cerrone will win the Ram Ranch Rumble by 2nd round TKO.

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HANGIN ON BY A THREAD

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KINO WALK OUT

its either Al knocks cerrone out in the first or its cerrones night

>punches the air so hard a cyclone of concentrated air the width of a pencil punches through your skull and kills you

heh, nothing personnel kid

REAL ESTATE

Fuck you kid rock is based

Cowboy is gonna give Lelaquinkos the two piece and a biscuit

Stop talking present tense you dumb chimp.

Also, Cerrone was an absolute killer at 155. You were still in your diapers though, so you wouldnt remember.

Kek it is probably going the distance, so the winner will be decided by literally who the fuck knows what

The judging is INSANE tonight

Al is so based

Objectively and empirically the wrong opinion little guy

lmao thanks for making .webms Aussie

THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP

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>Cowboy is the better striker
pepper 2 eat ur wordz, britbongue

Just compare their cores. Cowboy is 40 but still has a twinky fuccboi core. Al needs a stepping stool but he's got that biker bear juicy core. Al finna trash Canboy Cerrocan

I like Al but Matt Sera is fucking annoying and Yankees are all faggots

Go Cowboy

Al's boxing isn't comparable to Masvidals, Edwards or even Tills.

Doesn’t matter who wins because they will feed the winner to Conor

Heem the overrated glass liver bum, Al.

...

Nobody cares about your opinion fag

>The judging is INSANE tonight

yeah. im betting the same judge who gave the black guy all 3 rounds is the same one who backed swanson .

YIKES

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Goddammit, Rose is so autistic.

Nah

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AL SHOOK

nobody is joining your thread you fucking nigger

R1 TKO to Al. Screengrab this message.

Elias fighting style is like if you cut a pro wrestler's tendons in wrists/legs and then told him to try and imitate Jon Jones

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cowboy got that bilzerian type beard

Thanks I guess for the cartoon girl user.

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>First card since 2007 that I haven't watched from the prelims, just tuned in
>Missed an absolute bum of a co main

Good, I may start missing more fights, prelims are awful recently.

Cerrone gets dabbed on in 1

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t. non-Fight Fan

he has a perfect real estate agent record on zillow

UFC will announce conor x cowboy as soon as he flushes Al

cerrone will ko this jabroni in 2 rds

I'm never not annoyed by how long the main event intros are.

Just don't feel like wasting 5 hours every saturday, I watch pretty much every mma event and the time adds up. May skip WMMA and can divisions like HW's on undercards

t. non Fight Fan

Every single fight has been shit
This main event will be the same too

At least there's canelo soon

t. non Fight Fan

Yep, gotta say my love of watching mma is dwindling. Still, been a martial artist since 1998 and the love of training is always there.

I'll show you whose a fight fan when I knock your fat ass out dipshit

t. non Fight Fans

*zah* *zah*

Al seems to be struggling with the range

Nigga I'm a fucking lobster and you're a plankton ill make you toast and make you swallow kidney beans don't mess with my fireplace or you'll get sandwiched

Cerrone has never looked this flat-footed and toothless, he's gonna get heemed and retire after a few more of these performances. He's aged like milk since last year.

The midget is slowly beating grandad up

He is fighting a slow thai style

He's getting beat up is what he's doing
But this semen slurping sport sucks so it'll be the midget by decision

FEED THE BLOOD GOD

I am thinking he is back

yeah i'm thinking my picks are finally heemed

This post didn't age well

Raging bum almost heemed by a brain-damaged senior citizen, sad!

10-9 Al
could go either way but I gave it 10-9 to cowboy
10-9 cowboy
10-9 cowboy
10-9 cowboy (what a ending)

49-46 cowboy

You absolute FAGGOT

Raging bum smoked Kevin Lee.

It's almost like Cerrone is legit and Conor is an overrated hypejob.