Visit America to see longtime friend

>visit America to see longtime friend
>friend invites me to a MN United football game
>crowd is copying cheers from AFL and premier league
>people waving rainbow and tranny flags
>some woman in front of me speaking in a poorly attempted English accent
Why do Americans do this?

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>people waving rainbow and tranny flags
Americans embrace mental illness because they're all mentally ill

>Why do Mlelsoiboys do this?
Ftfy.

No excuses user.

As bad as this is you should see all the fur suit shit at NHL games

>some woman in front of me speaking in a poorly attempted English accent
this winds me up more than just about anything else on earth. I don't know where it comes from. it's not even really an english accent, it's 2 or 3 degrees of separation from anyone who's actually heard one. it seems particularly rampant among theatre students. I grew up with some and at some point, age maybe 14-15 when they started taking theatre stuff seriously, they all started randomly speaking in the exact same horrendously fake posh english accent, like it was some kind of in-joke or social code. but people seem to think it's hilarious and I just don't understand how in the age of the internet they could be so clueless about the way real people talk.

>fur suit shit at NHL games
I never saw a furry irl and refuse to believe they exist outside the internet.

I wouldn’t believe that’s nearly as prominent.

I guess they think football games are “cultured”

only gays and women like soccer

Based

>my friend is a pussy

An American that's into soccer is probably a homosexual. No hooligan tradition here.

Sure about that?

the average american wouldnt be caught dead at one of these things. the average american is much more likely to side with your thinking than them so i dont know what your point is

>visit America for job reasons
>co-worker called me to his house
>lets eat
>people order pizza and make some barbecue

welp, at least they didn't order mcdonalds

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>He doesn't know what soccer moms are like

Incel detected.

Have sex.

>he didn't put ketchup, mayo and lime juice on everything

Americans hate gays more than the average western European or Australian

just how fucking mad are you retards right now?
lmao YIKES chief, get off this dick

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>Going to a fagkick match
>Not expecting fags

Wow weird

We've been making fun of English poofs since Boston. It's deeply engrained in our culture.

It's also why we have zero respect for you boot licking maple cucks.

>boomer here
>used to go to see Chicago Fire play in the late 90s at soldier field
>small crowds including a bunch of poles and hispanics drunk and singing in their own languages
>general party atmosphere
>team pretty good
>comfy memories

>fast forward to 2015
>visiting Chicago
>decide to go to a game
>team doesn't even play in the city
>rainbow flags everywhere
>onions faces everywhere
>people getting scolded for not singing the same thing as the cheerleading fag
what happened to MLS

this definitely happened

What did you think of my neighborhood? You didn't park in front of my house, did you?

AHOOOOOOO

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Me too and then I stayed at a hotel right in the middle of downtown Seattle this year and walked through the adjacent block to smoke cigs and wad absolutely proven wrong

Pretty sure they throw them off building's here now.