/afl/

these are the designated kino matches of the round, the results could go either way for each game

Hi guys, Steve1989MREInfo here

>not backing tippingwoody to make a goal out of nothing in the wet
Bruce will have an aneurism over it

>Essendon regain Orazio Fantasio and selected Aaron Francis to replace Mitch Brown (fractured wrist) and David Myers (managed).
>(managed)
what does this mean

HEAVE HO UNNA

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>these Carlton backs

based and fredpilled

Anyone know why on the SBS viceland channel they are playing The fifth element back to back all day?

this is embarrassing. state of the poos

imagine telling people you play for Carlton in the AFL, the shame of it.

sbs.com.au/movies/article/2019/04/29/why-fifth-element-improves-more-you-watch-it

North Melbourne: 5.4.34
poos: ZERO.poo.poo

They're roleplaying the Hawks of last week

big brain bolt taking cues from his former master

the tank is underway

>tanking so adelaide gets the #1 pick
bold strategy

b-but they got McGovern (out)

18 year old pussy.

will this be a >NORF for the ages or are Carlton just that shit

that could really be something
but nah Carlton are just this bad

This shit is as rigged as WWE.

Basedbane tbqh lads

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bane was the bad guy

he was the big guy

Genuinely fucking hate this team, sack Bolton fuck him off.

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reckon the blues could reign it back to 40 points? neither team can play a full 4 quarters

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as a wce supporter, why cant a team we've had trouble with recently be shit this year? carlshit haven't been relevant to wce since the 2011 semi

UUUU

fuck me i dont even know

the entire system must be fucked not just the coaching, you can't be shit for 12 straight years

>have to call to bet live
lame

Wish all teams besides the IGGS were as shit as carlton

you can't be shit for 12 straight years

Melbourne and Fred might have something to say about that but I see you're point, Carlton are CONSISTENTLY cellar dweller scum

Hahahahahahaha holy shit
>Cuckton

they haven't been shit for 12 straight years m8 it just feels like it

didn't know 2011 was 12 years ago

will they start asking questions about Bolton now?

hopefully, it's ridiculous the lack of scrutiny he's getting

i was renovating my kitchen when they essendope let them in the 8 even though they hadn't made it then beat richmond, had to be atleast a decade ago

hrrnnmmm *BURRRRP* hmmmmmmm
HNNGGRRRRMMMM *BLEERRRRRRP*
ho ho HNNGGGRRRRRR *BLLLLLRRRRRPPPP*

Carlton, please score more (but still lose), I want to see Sydney at the bottom of the ladder

didn't know 2013 was 10 years ago

close enough they didn't make the 8 then and the year before they did but were still shit just carried by an old judd

>dees no longer at the bottom
feels bad man

they were never convincing that season iirc, even Richmond weren't good then

Carlton''s shittyness bodes well for Judd's kids.

>Collingwood play Carlton next week

F

S

N

E

no

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Good post

This is the post

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based

D

piss off Ling Ling

test

Chile

Firefox is truly the Carlton Blues of browsers.

>losing to NORF by 11+ goals

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>carlel

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It's those puppy dog eyes man

>That audible disgust from BT whenever he has to share commentary duties with senile old Bruce.

>poos

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heem sleepy

Brisbane's midfield is going to be unstoppable when they get Walsh next year.

>Jones ded

he must be well fucked when they don't show the replay

kek

How do I stop my sloppy IBS shits?

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fibre supplement

>no replay
>paramedics driving the stretcher cart
Jones is 100% fucked

twitter.com/AFL/status/1124902387792076800
Cor blimey that's a lot of blood, must have killed

jones as ded as carlels season

based katsi

Guess the handicap for when they play Pies next week, nomming 46.5

>goal umpire coaching players
what the fuck is going on

>Liam Jones having such a shit game he decided to just end it all
Fucking hell Carlton are driving their own players to suicide.

exercise

Heads up lad, Fantasia's void so your multi got refunded. Best make another one quickly

>selwood still in the promo
kek
cats are DONE

thanks just did a quickie, wasn't keen on the Fantasia leg anyway

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Waltzing Matilda~

this is plain gay

God Bless Australia~

t. wog

Kek what a fucking joke

did you do another multi?

Yeah still being ambitious

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>getting some random tradie to do the coin toss
I like it, fits in with doing Waltzing Matilda

>3.10

There a reason Channel 7 isn't streaming the match?

looks like kino's on the menu boys
to punish poor people

It's on 7 according to Kayo, but if you mean 7live they never stream the footy unless it's a special occassion

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that's odd my kayo stream says 7mate

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Now you've made me lose any ideas on how Kayo works, very strange

could be because I'm in NSW, on free to air tv they often put Victorian matches on mate

Alright yeah that probably explains it

Is Geelong too good or is everyone else just garbage this year?

What the fuck is happening, lads? I thought the Blues were back, after they (almost) won against the Hawks last week.

They are back, back to what they always were and always will be.

>Paddy's ankle
There goes me multi

>Dangerfield going off
unlucky

injuries

So has 7 permanently quarantined Basil or what? Haven't heard him at all the past few weeks.

>Last time Dangerfield injured his leg he kicked 7
>Against Premiership era Hawthorn
Get on him for 15 goals desu.

thank god

Thinking about following the sport. Which team shall I follow?

>disallowing tippings goal
fuck off you slut

no worries mate they've roided him up under the cover of the changing room, expect 35+
Brisbane

STRINGER

>Gaz reported
Kek

KEK

Brisbased

why are the commentators defending gaz there? that looked fucking bad

Just another for the other match later

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Brischads

let Ablett do whatever he wants, he should be allowed to king hit heathen's as far as I'm concerned

ELITE post

QT smoke lads

reminder that Ablett is NOT Christian and is in FACT a heathen idolator.

>BT won't let go of these 9 metre patches of grass

Why is there so much talk of wee and bowel movements on /ausp/?

Brisbane it is then. Carlton game was a bit mental. Is it worth watching the Adelaide game or should I just make breakfast.

Adelaide vs Freo should be an entertaining one

>Norf almost doubled Carlton's score
The absolute state

t. freshpiss

NICE!!!

should be a good one, Adelaide had a terrible start to the season but are starting to find their old form, while Fremantle are doing well but are terrible at travelling (game is in Adelaide)
p.s. thanks for watching our sport

Crows vs Fred should be a good game if both teams turn up

voiding my bowels down your mum's throat ama

Got pretty drunk watching game of thrones the other night was hungover till friday then started drinking again since saturday. who wlse drunk?

Based, prepare to be frustrated as fuck by Bane.

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just poured my first vodka, hope to be good and drunk before the Fred game

why do Geelong have to be so good

it's by the grace of God (Ablett Snr.)

literally get to cheat half their games by playing crap teams at their meme shitheap ground

>it was like an apple tree
top kek

Left my house Friday afternoon only got back like an hour ago.

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sippong on some chivas regal 12 with some coke no sugar here. Pretty drunk and hungover

>They're booing Gaz again
>Dangerfield piling pressure on the kid
Giggling

Did DanMurphy's guy with the checkout Indian turn up yesterday? I wonder that lad's doing

Based paddy

>DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD >DANGERFIELD

Yeah stop fucking showing off Geelong. Shitting me off. Knew it would come back to bite them.

slippy g plays for Geelong?

Stringer to get 2 is IN

>that stunt started the bombers goal
KEK

He did lad, she's ghosted him for three weeks running now.

Apparently racist to call abo footy players "excitement machines"

Sad days, was really hoping something would happen for him desu

kelly is a lock as well

Just cracked my first beer while doing some assignment research and watching the game

yeah mate I'm here, she wasn't there yesterday might wander down later for a 6 pack and see if she's there for me to sperg out around.

YAH FUCKEN KIDDING ME

Do they still say "magic" when referring to an aboriginal player?

doesn't Hawkins realise it's umpire appreciation week? bit problematic

>BT getting shitty with Ray
BT is so fucking based I swear

christ umpires are making a meal of it the last 2-3 weeks, fucking maggots

My granddad unironically thinks he's part abo and apparently once had aboriginal shaman powers and could cure acne by throwing rocks over his shoulder from a paper bag. Not even a shitpost.

She might've changed shift to through the week or something, don't lose hope m8e

not sure I like the idea of femoid umpires lads

bullshit, not even cats believed the appeal

sounds good mate. I'm just watching the game while playing some Mordhau.

can't see Dangerfield lasting the season. Lachie Neale on Brownlow watch

bongs are the new seppos tbqh

it's all good mate I've come to terms with my autism. I probably burned my only good chance after I disappeared from Dan's for 6 months to lose weight and then came back looking fresh as fuck but didn't capitalise. I've got this 20yo qt at work (I'm 30) I legit get anxiety around now because she made me laugh once and then I obsessed over her for 2 months like a mong cunt. such is semi-NEET life

Neale would have to have at least 15 votes already.

McDonald's Sniffin-Petrol

one is in Adelaide

I believe in you m8, we're all gonna make it

could get behind this one tbqh

Hey lads I'm an Aussieboo who has a deep-rooted love for the bombers, where do I go to watch Footy live that isn't some questionable Russian malware site?

Also, fuck the hawks.

i'm an expat

Foxtel mate.

lol

[vipleague dot mobi] works pretty well for me usually

I don't want to pay tho

bit rude

I thought you could watch it over there free

suicidial desu again

thanks bongbro, I'll be sure to update my /afl/ family of any development. my life is just a case of "the sex you getting you ain't wanting, and the sex you wanting you ain't getting"

You're a god thank you!!!

fucking love bank ads spewing bullshit about how great they are
fuck off NAB

>Smellbin fans
foxsports.com.au/afl/video-melbourne-fan-punches-a-hawthorn-fan-in-latest-incident-of-afl-crowd-violence/news-story/7c7b547b4a72d92c4c1afc1a0ebb84ba?nk=9169938d63607ce93cb56e6ffa6b4044-1557037637

Cheer up Brendan

here's a stream lad
*pssssspsssspsppsppsssssppspspspsps*

hope this hot mic delivers some gold

Regular or chicken salt?

Sick of this beard trend
People grow a beard to hide their non existent jaw and to look more masculine but just end up looking insecure as fuck
And it's always white collar cucks too

yeah fuckin crooks

what about the minilegends!

>ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
yells the elitemons poster as his fist falls upon the hawthorn supporter with downs syndrome
>RETARDROACH GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

fuck just as I said that they cut it

I'm actually in Sadelaide lol, but I'm always happy to help a brother out

Glad to help you out, my big strong American friend!

>elitemons customers cleaning up the genepool
Can one team get more based?

looks like Nathan Jones top kek

I'm just too lazy to shave mine tbqh

Nathan Jones throwing hands on hawk mong cunts kek

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>nathan jones beating a roachtard
uhmazin'

AND WE GON MAKE GIL LOSE HIS MIND
EVERYBODY AT THE MCG JUST HAVE A BAD TIME

especailly the ones that cant grow a decent one and have bum fluff instead of a thick beard

Lmao, and men give women shit for wearing make up

i can grow a decent beard but it makes my face feel so hot and i cbf buying care products

>he's actually disabled
dire

what's your point? hair growth is natural, make up isn't

I shave because it feels itchy after a few days now shaving.

Based bloods zoomer picking granddads team instead of slut mums team

you gotta push through that initial phase where it looks and feels shit

grim

T. Insecure jawlet

ok

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Is the demons hardline training methods creating thugs?

got projector virgin on a string lads

>phoneposting
yuck

HEAVE
HO
UNNA

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Some high octane footy in Adelaide here lads

So it turns out the instruction of this page do work, seems I had not changed the Ipv6 one as well

developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using

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Don't do that, use OpenDNS instead m8

Basedbane

>that neckbeard
>that kike nose
>those glasses
this is what I imagine realty cheque looks like

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Cats vs Bombs or Sadelaide vs Fred?

why not both? prob be able to watch last quarter of Cats v Bombers during Fred v Adelel half time

Multitasking

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i reckon he has more of a straffLORD physique tbhwu

former

ok have changed to that, still works, thank you.

The Straffo and RC narrative on BigFooty was pretty kino. RC is so fucking autistic he even scared a legitimate retard in Straff off the site.

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>expecting the bulldogs recruit to kick straight

fair enough
based

WATCH RUGBY

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Gaz 11111111

GEH OUTTA MAH SWAMP

>mini-golfer
Are they trying to tell me he plays a lot of putt-putt golf or is that his name?

>thinking Nyhaus played his best game last week
>he kicked 4 goals and won the game in his debut
state of these commentators, I expected better Pav.

>Kelly now committed to Geelong after flogging iggles last week
Based.

>name in Mundy
>but plays on Sundy
hmm...

Stop fucking saying play on you stupid bitch

Yea Forums is still blocked on Telstra?

outta meth lads, FUMING

Good, now stay that way

based benny

Is Taylor Walker Scott Pendle's Mexican long lost brother?

fuck off dad you beta CUNT

Yes along with other sites, indefinitely

No he's too tall.

>The ISPs are filtering out our elite community
Bunch of pricks, guess it filters out the dummies though

>Essendone
based fellow /rug/rat

what other sites?

>indefinitely
Wait what? I thought it was a temporary measure?

What's Gazza's ecclesiastical view of dickgirls?

Of course they'd say that to appease to the general public, but after making it a priority to block the sites unblocking them is probably at the bottom of their backlog

dunno about Telstra and Optus but vodfone unbanned everything AFAIK (pol/voat etc.) 4channel itself was left alone.

fuck Telstra and Optus.

>/nrl/ supports Aussie companies like Telstra (so can't post currently)
>Thriving /afl/ supports foreign ISPs like degenerates

8 ch zerohedge lookism documentingreality
a lot of gore websites but a few imagesboards and forums. Lookism surprised me, the site is an absolute laugh

Lol, don't believe them when they say that. They scored points with lefty twitter with the banning, they won't go back on it

>what is Aussie Broadband
nrlel grasping at straws yet again, sad.

t. /nrl/ finding excuses for their dying poomunity

Only a traitorous cuck would support Aussie companies.

A company that has had shit latency to the USA for about 7 months now.

>They scored points with lefty twitter with the banning, they won't go back on it
I don't think anyone even realises, it's not like the other telcos have been condemned for lifting the bans. Telstra are just lazy

>supporting "Aussie" companies that think they have the right to tell you what you can view despite you paying them
state of you

cope harder nrlol

Alright m80s, let's do an /afl/ meetup in our states and scatter across all the Coles stores in our cities to score some gold

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Heppell and Kelly on track for 25 disposals
just need a tipping woody goal and I get my money back

i would probably go to an /afl/ meet up just so I could get into a punch on with one of you mong cunts. I used to always walk past WABA at work anyway.

>$1,000
what a joke, multiGOD got 1/3 of that from a single bet

i'd fucking dust you mate

3 pints in and I feel like I'm gonna pass out
Yet I can drink almond a whole cask of goon and be fine

Look at this tough guy here.

I would legit fucking bury out the front of the pub samefag, but I won't because you used MY turboautist pub enforcer meme and that makes you good by me lad.

>what is incorrect disposal

Honest to god what the fuck are the umpires doing this season?

fucking coward dog

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Adelaide game?
>Losing to the fucking DOCKERS at home

I truly believe your body gets used to whatever your preferred drink is. If I do a week or 2 of vodka then scotch the next week I always fuck myself up.

nice MSPaint job you insecure mutt, square up

>still booing ablett
>not realizing it makes him better
Fools.

Yep

Umpires have left their whistles at home today gee whiz

Absolute cringe.

G A J
A
Z

I need a dollar, dollar a dollar is what I need

>doesn't know about turboautistOP
>doesn't know about turboautistOP's pub enforcer
freshcunt

>Dangerfield has a shot
>Shanks it
>Ablett has a shot
>Slots it
Feeling a bit sorry for Clangers desu. He went from star of the competition to a B-lister in his own side because of a geriatric.

>freshie trying to fit in
The absolute fucking state of this little cunt.

It's paying off for the Cats at least

>this furious freshie damage control

*switches over to Fred*

>he's still trying

the absopoot STATE of this """umpiring"""

CAM ON WOODY KICK A FACKIN GOAL

>Eddie can't kick a banana

make sure he buys you a beer afterwards

fuming at the umpiring and accuracy over here lads

Diddy Kong looking cunt is cooked, needs to retire.

yeah mate I've noticed

considering the only reason >we won last was elite kicking it's absolute alarm bells. Lucky it looks like fred hasn't turned up

Cameron stole all his boong magic when he left.

Did... did Eddie Betts just squib tackling a person he caught blindsided?

*switches over to the adelaide match*
now this is my kind of scoreline

>11-14 in almost a half of footy

he didn't take enough if he did

Ross Lyon footy. It's working - they're winning.

Nearly halftime smoke time lads

brainlets, complaining about a low score is like decrying the lack of explosions in Macbeth

which coach would make the best pm?

They have unblocked it like 10-20 times but then it always gets blocked again within half an hour

This. Defensive footy is the goat

still pissed about all these niggers getting shipped down to tassie. their footy team is going to be FULL of "elite magician" sudie meme players and it's going to be disgusting watching the media fawn over them for YEARS

pavlich is such a dumb cunt

I will be changing to them as soon as we get NBN which is probably mid next year

wog detected

I JUST got NBN with iprimus within a week or 2 of the CC shooting and they didn't touch a fucking site. I get great speeds too, was a bit on the fence considering my ADSL experience with them but can't fault their NBN service so far, I may just be close to my node though.

Might as well watch rugby if you enjoy this shit.

faggot sport

This would have to be one of the lowest scoring halves in a dry game ever.

based

>Atkins

miss an easy run-in goal and then that

please miss here it'll be hilarious

That's Atkins for you - he can only run kinda fast, that's it

>On the full
Kek

KEK

huddo with the bantz

fuck meant to post this in /nrl/

Kick after the siren to take the lead.
This is pretty kino defensive footy desu.

>Shanks it out of bounds on the full

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KEK

Its hard to believe they can survive in such a climate, It would like a Tasmanian trying to live in the Sudan

business idea: remove field umps except for ball-ups and center bounces and allow the players to officiate the game amongst themselves

sometimes he turns it on and kicks two or three, but it's too far between

Wasn't it Freo who only kicked 1 goal against the crows years ago?

did you see our lovely new stadium? :)

based

From close-ish range, yeah, sometimes he kicks a few

You mean basically how it's been since Anzac day?

To be fair, there's a need for new genetic material down there.

Are those girls (male)?

yeah I remember that, back in the Brett Peake and Scott Thornton days

Tipungwuti you cunt score a goal so I can get my $5 back

the wanderers new stadium you mean?

You mean boys?

sorry mate can't hear you over the sound of our elite and thriving community

the gayyleague one?

oi is the other tassie nigger here?

go back to your hole nightshit

>Bigfooty down
Never seen the site crash because of shitshow at half time.

>nrlel's OP pic is two dudes kissing
very appropriate

is that just bummers fans sooking early or did some shit happens with Crows and Fred?

It's working fine. Are you with Telstra?

Ablett's left knee seems to have a few issues, remind me not to bet on him next match

>heplel doesnt get a disposal for the last 8 minutes
ch-cheers lad

>Saad talking to GAJ
elite

Think we got rused by the Bomber hype, more of them should've come in if it wasn't paced like that towards the second half

>24 disposals
top kek, I just assumed he got the last one
I failed the other two legs anyway

>22 posters
Thriving.

>did some shit happens with Crows and Fred?
1.6 vs 2.2. It ended with a Crows player having a shot after the siren and kicking it out on the full.

They were in it for a while, Cats are just too good

youtube.com/watch?v=xCorJG9mubk
been through my life under the impression that Roxette were Australian, but what a classic MMM song

you're probably confusing them with baby animals desu m8

What's the score in the Crows vs Fred game? AFL website doesn't seem to have updated since early in the first.

did you see the """"crowd"""" at SCG last night?

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Crows - 12
Fred - 14
Very low scoring but packed with pressure

yikes

oh my
OH MY

fucking grim

fat poothorn supporter got btfo by nathan jones last night

Was that the curtain raiser?

Don't let Richo see this

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>attendance: 13,666 (28% of capacity)
austadiums.com/sport/event.php?eventid=21533

#1: fucking bullshit, no way that 1/4 full
#2: imagine having to lie and still low-ball that much

>heave
>ho
>unna

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just had sex lads

>t-they're all on the OTHER side of the stadium

>third quarter
>both teams under 20 points
What did Gil mean by this?

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not even fat chicks give me the time of day
how do you lads do it?
i'm tall and not bad looking but i seem to have this thing about me that women just avoid me because of

>i seem to have this thing about me that women just avoid me because of
if you're aware of there being something, what do you think it is? genuine question. I've been sooking the same shit over at AUSNEETS for the last hour.

Shan't be watching this tripe.

What even is this shit heap of a game?

same until one half-decent looking bird gets interested and I lose interest

I wondered this a long while back, then I was told by that I come across as physically intimidating

im a 26 year old neet and live with my parents and dont own a car but its not like they could possibly know that just by looking at me.... is there?

16 on the field when?

SCORE SUM FECKING GOALS ADELAIYYYDE

this is actually garbage kino, even the commentators are making jokes now, hoping they don't kick any more goals

Defensive masterclass this game, plebs will never understand this

G O A L
O
A
L

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

wooo finally

Based Greenwood, atheists btfo

learn to hold a conversation without being a weird cunt, get fit and start doing things with people
i used to get nothing, lost 10kg and suddenly women were interested

I know what you're feeling. I'm a 30yo semi-NEET who still lives at home, I fucked a 36 year old boong last weekend just so I wasn't alone on a Saturday night. You don't believe in yourself enough (you don't believe women would buy what you're selling) and that comes across in the way you carry yourself. You've already told yourself you have no worth and it's a self fulfilling prophesy in your interactions with women and foregone conclusion they won't be attracted to you. The best advice I can give is to just ask yourself "what would a healthy male do here" I know it sounds retarded but for some reason your brain knows what to do when you ask that question. Start investing in yourself because if you invest in yourself then you are actually worthwhile and overcome that "i'm a piece of shit" mindset. eat a healthy meal, buy some decent clothes, get a half decent haircut. Do things that people who like themselves do. Good luck mate.

>Shhh, no cheers, only boos now Eddie

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this. I lost 30kg and got a $50 haircut and I was overwhelmed with the way I was treated. Women become so curious when you start changing as a person and focusing on yourself and being "selfish" (putting yourself first) will change your entire world view. I still grapple with it.

Are we all watching lego masters tonight?

god you sound pathetic

i'm 190 cm and 75kg i don't need to lose weight
i shouldn't have to take roids and spend hundreds of dollars on supplements and kill myself in the gym just to fuck a fatty once in awhile so i could feel some semblance of confidence and humanity about me

are you watching this dees supporter on the news lads

What's he done lad?

young girls never turn you down mate give one a crack

punched some disabled bloke

I will definitely integrate the commentary from /afl/ posters into my weekly reflection for sure

Nathan Jones DUSTED some hawkroach mong cunt

instead of brad crouch we should call him bad couch lol

HE'S DISABLED YOU F$%^#@* IDIOT

LOL

I think we've found the elitemons poster lads, he just grabbed the female reporter from behind

Haha good one, what about his brother mad couch haha

dude just buy expensive brand name clothes and get an expensive styled hair cut and you will attract girls
that is glorified prostitution, you are spending money in hopes of getting laid, it's be easier to just go to a prossie

nah not that one, the dees supporter who got a hug from a dees supporter

You're missing out not watching lego masters.

dees player*

based Kingy with the passive aggressive remarks about umpire appreciation round

haha the couch brothers lol

then do the other 2 things

stop being facetious, investing in yourself is in no way comparable to paying for sex.

You can hear the crows feral fans on the tv.

I only ever have a chance of picking up if I have confidence from drugs or drinking but then my dick doesn't work anyway haha.

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Misogynists BTFO

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you are literally spending money in hopes of having sex

CARN YOU FOOKIN CROW CAHUNTS KICK SOME FOOKEN GOALS

don't own a boomer box, but if I did it seems to be a kino evening to watching, Fifth Element, Mortal Kombat, Dumb And Dumber, Raiders of The Lost Ark, some Police Academy. 15 years ago I would've been a pig in shit with that lineup.

do people even hate aflw? and if so why, has no impact on them, i dont believe it

>going to a gym and lifting heavy things makes me tough
embarrassing that people actually think this, I'm 180cm and 52kg and I'm tougher than any gym rat.

im not safe but im not well

i don't get it, everyone is complaining though

is jane bunns body achievable natty?

BASED meth cunt

>buying shiny clothes is "investing in yourself"
on average, how much Jewish semen do you ingest per day? 2-3Ls?

but you'll never be able to get on a rollercoaster, shame

>Mortal Kombat

based, definitely watching this. also you can stream tv from any of the channels websites if you feel like it

>spending money to feel better about yourself is paying for sex
oh my sweet samefag, state of your reading comprehension

>Dockers getting umped

based umps dabbing on fred

All I said was that I lost weight and got a haircut, and you started talking about clothing and jews, go back to /pol/ you fucking grub. If you are actively dissuading people from trying to better themselves or feel better about themselves in any form you are just as bad as the rabbi.

footy is dire

15 a side, 3 subs, no interchange when?

kek, umpires on the ropes

what the heck am I watching here

working out is for fat cunts and coping manlets
i'm 190cm, i already am big but you will never be big no matter how much weights you lift

Umpball in full effect

Fred only threw grass because they're not used to feeling it in Perth

ross lyon is a blight on this sport

awwwwwwwwwwww give me a hell yeah if youre a neet

and you think nothing is wrong with you

hahahaha

hell no

Reminder loss ryon is a sexual predator

>umpire appreciation round
>awful umpiring performance

really activate the almonds

swans are on the bottom the ladder lol

...

wow an actual passage of play, almost forgot what that was like

insecure bitches jumping at shadows, of course you can't get laid

the stupidest thing is how it all wears off 6 months after you ever stop doing it.

a simple reply from a simple mind

t. under 6 feet tall

and it wears off very, very badly

got him on a string lads

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>8 goals scored all game
>Crows up by 3 goals
what the fuck Fred

how can you not see what your problem is, everyone else can see it in one reply lad

For me, it's coffee and panadol to nurse my hangover

really want to root the 18 year old chick at my work lads, she's built like a stick but has massive tits that look like they go alright

FUCK I know that feel. need to control my autism around the 20yo who is the same build as you mentioned unffff

just admit you're under 6 feet and your dick is under 7 inches

>working with hot young women

a blessing and a curse

whatever helps you cope lad im 4ft tall with a 1inch penor

truth. Patrice was ahead of his time

youtube.com/watch?v=3eAU0EadxEc

go spend another pay check on your hair and brand name clothes

makes me so fucking angry and horny, fuck she smells so good. genuinely think i might just snap and chuck her in the boot tbqh

the level of cope on this fag is amazing

>passive agressive stop replying
yep, he's done, I bet this is your hard-to-get act

>tfw hate yourself
>tfw 20yo girl turns up with no makeup because WGAF about a retail job
>tfw she wears a big hoodie to work to hide those MASSIVE tits
>tfw she likes Dr. Who but only Eccelston
>tfw she can make you laugh properly not just a "haha it's socially acceptable to laugh here"
>tfw you become a retard around people you actually like
>tfw forever retarded

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>Dr Who
dodged a bullet

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I get obsessed really fast when I see one or 2 good traits (like loving and wanting to be around kids) so willining to overlook sci-fi, but I draw the line at capeshit or loving new s-y wars

Keep your head up user everything's gonna be okay.

>have a girlfriend
>now find almost every girl attractive

It's a first world problem

i mean FUCK can you imagine how big they'd be after your second or third child?

might cook a burger with some mash potatoes for dinner

im the same but i find every man attractive

based /afl/

tbf the north bit (pictured) is the members section
don't think your average cricket/ swans cuckstomer would be caught dead at an nrl match

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not to mention
>get a girlfriend
>ever girl now finds you more attractive

I get the fact that they see another woman has figured out you're worth spending time around/investing in so you must have some value but still, why do we live in a such a society. Women only want 3 things, what they don't or can't have, what other women have and more of what they already have.

im the same but every woman is repulsed by my cock breath but i cant stop checking out guys

based /afl/

Getting nervous lads

Women just want, and FUCK it's annoying

DO SOMETHING YOU PURPLE DOG CUNTS

traps aren't women

Lyon's a fucking disgrace

getting sweaty

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tipping a draw

Fred and Crows are both 9th-13th tier are this display

based rc

young women around here have a one track mind and an ego the size of WA it seems

>married co-worker still wants my cock
woooooooow

Umpball if ever I've seen it.

lol

BIG KEATH
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it's not funny, she's pushy and creepy

>Fred

yeah I'm a Perth guy too, heard it was rated the worst city in Australia to date in because there are (at last count) 9000 more men than women and they have a high level of disposable income from the mining boom and associated industries, even Adelaide is better because men who have anything going for them leave lol

tfw I get a text "don't reply to me, I'm ending my marriage" and you end up helping end a 12 year marriage and she was fucking me 6 days later

its called daddy issues. they want what they cant/shouldn't have because of daddy.

if any woman wanted you while you were with someone else, she is trash. but men only think with their dicks so that is why we live in such a society.

reminder barrelaide were created purely to spite port's desire to secure their own future.

fucking me behind a dumpster* I might add.

maybe we are too precious for this period of time

please don't base your view of the game on this dogshit big strong pom

similar to how you desire relevance

i’m in brisbane lol i just used WA cause it’s the biggest, it’s not much better out herem

There are good girls out there, don't let 4channel cynicism bring you down.

this is an ok outcome all things considered, Fred barely lose a scrappy contest away from home and Crows beat a promising team in a "scrappy affair"

true? what it's like over there (not counting the fake/plastic Gold Coast stripper sluts)

EDDIE GOAT

ah yes, the jealous woman. i know your type well.

E D D I E
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Rory Sloane also on elitewatch

this shit is kino you pleb, maybe the NBA is more your lane

crows reaching the big 50

are there? what do they look like? not being a cunt I genuinely want to know. I had a therapist tell me "you're smoke alarm is too sensitive, so whenever someone is just cooking (girls talking to me being nice) you think there's a fire" (they are trying to fuck me over or there's some agenda I'm not seeing)

not much different, just more of them. The top 10% all date each other and fat girls have huge standards

>tfw 8/9
>tfw cuckthorn cucked me

anything less than 8/9 this week should result in instant expulsion

Crows really stifled Fred's run and play on ability, forced them to go down the line and fuck it up. Well played to them. Feel like Fred are going to have to really consolidate wins at home and maybe snag a few away wins to influence the top8/4 (I don't think they're a top 4 team) this feels like a percentage year too and Fred are notoriously low scoring recently

>tfw at a bar and a couple is across the table and the chick keeps checking me out shamelessly
wtf is wrong with women

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>fat girls have huge standards
i blame social media and dating apps gassing them up, making them think they're an 8 instead of a 6

women are realists pretending to be romantics they are ruthless. Once you get over the anger you kind of respect it.

i've watched the fifth element four times today ama

>this thread
have sex
you know who you are

Sadly tipped Fred on this one, didn't think they'd be this out-of-shape

did you notice that Chris Rock continued the tradition of black men having to wear a dress to get their big break in hollywood?

;_;
makes me sad though, I just wanted a QT girl to settle for not a constant competition
how many times did you cum to milla

>Lowest score of the round so far had been a 52
> . . .
>Adelaide win with a 51
What a pathetic game.

Sex outside of marriage is a sin, and the unrepentant conducting thereof is a one-way ticket to hell.

I'm at the bar with my bf and this creepy Romanian guy keeps staring at me. What do

based
offer your boipussy

yes
no, for me it's Zorg's secretary and the air hostess behind the ticket counter

Is the black guy as annoying as I remember? Think the movie was pretty good overall, just that he was all kinds of annoying.

keep it up with this lame gimmick and you really won't have sex in your life

walking to Dan's to cop a depressed Sunday night 6-pack after Fred, wonder if the Indian girl will be there...

>dubs wasted on this shit opinion
yikes

Jean Paul Gaultier is the MVP

>dubs wasted replying to a shit opinion
pathetic

why the FUCK aren't there 24 hour bottleos?

so how many times?

damn son, Le Male by JPG is my favourite cologne

boongs

Chris Tucker, but I guess they all look the same right?

I knew it was Chris Tucker but open your eyes, the only black male actor I can think of who hasn't worn a dress is Wesley Snipes and that's because I don't know his work well enough and he went to prison, name me a successful black male actor who hasn't had to "frock up" in their career before they got really "big" Rush Hour was his big break and it came a year after Fifth Element

stringer bell?

sorry I don't know his name or other work even though he is supposed to be a candidate for james bond. also he played himself in rocknrolla I think

Sidney Poitier?
not something I've every noticed, furnish me with some examples of what you're talking about

Denzel Washington has never frocked up m8

>Wesley Snipes
Too Wong Foo

Get your tips on

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Burger, chips, and mashed potatoes for dinner

fish and chips with a salad here

>another dire weekend of footy
yearning for the 90s more and more often
youtube.com/watch?v=dF-IMQzd_Jo

Adelaide aren't gonna win the showdown

mentally preparing for disappointment

>bombers only 48%
>lions 35%
>suns at home 27%
wtf

think that's the %s on tippers, eg showing that people are retards

yeah that's what I mean, how are they getting it so wrong
especially the first one, swans are LITERALLY bottom of the ladder and are playing awfully at home

going to be interesting, clearly poort are shook but they've got 2 day of recovery over /crows/ who obviously got punished physically today

you mean Idris Elba? there's been a shift recently from belittling blacks to making them A-listers because it'll be more lucrative

Martin Lawrence - Big Momma's House
Eddie Murphy - Nutty Professor
Jamie Foxx - In Living Colour
Shawn and Marlon Wayans - White Chicks
Brandon T. Jackson - Big Momma: Like Father, Like Son
Arsenio Hall - Coming to America
Kenan Thompson - SNL
Tracy Morgan - SNL
Ving Rhames - Holiday Heart
Tyler Perry - various (TV)

Chappelle knew and refused, that's why he got black listed and the studios tried to make him break mentally (bricking up the doorway to his office as an example)

youtube.com/watch?v=7lbFRYF-bbM

Chapelle was a schizo, wouldn't take much stock of what he says

okay, now
Denzel Washington
Morgan Freeman
Will Smith (ODI WC century confirmed)
Ice Cube
Lawrence Fishburne
Forest Whittaker
Cuba Gooding Jnr
Bill Cosby
Don Cheadle
Idris Elba

just 10 names off the top of my head, did they all wear dresses too? you're cherry-picking dumb shit. Why does your theory even make the slightest sense?

Pyke should give Goodwin a call for some good recovery session tips

>"outrage after a disabled Hawthorn fan is assaulted at the MCG"
I thought we lived in an equal society I don't care what you're "handicap" is, I'm treating you like I'd treat anyone else and if you talk that roach shit like a fucking mong then you're gonna catch these hands

>most prolific comedian of the last 15 years
>has one of the most successful shows ever
>turned down 50 million shekels
>"schizo"
ok, you didn't even watch the video did you, the most dismissive thing you can call some one is "crazy" if Chappelle is a schizo who made a fortune then what the fuck are we?

how is it cherry picking when all these black actors have HAD to wear a dress you dumb cunt? the fact you even have to bring up Ice Cube is laughable he's as big a house nigger as Will Smith lmao and Don Cheadle replaced Terrence Howard from Iron Man 1 to 2 because the producers said "no one will notice" we can debate the "star power" of these black actors for hours but the fact remains there is a noticable trend of putting black male actors into emasculating positions/roles

>name me a successful black male actor who hasn't had to "frock up" in their career
before they got really "big"
your quote, and I named 10 you wet-brained moron how is it not cherry-picking when there are 100s of succesful black actors who haven't been filmed in a dress. And Ice Cube has an elite $1Bn+ box office draw you pleb. But sure, continue to dribble shit about a subject you literally have no idea about

you fucking, idiot I didn't say he was a bad comedian, just that he's a schizo. his show was great but he couldn't handle the """rigours""" of a b grade comedy central show while smoking dope so he ran away to Africa and started to believe all his memes about race

the absolute state of this post, kys or go back to america wigger

richo is a pedophile

got him on a string lads

based contrarian tipster

it's true, he really should get the rope.

state of your damage control, honestly.

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>le string XDD
don't use memes you don't understand freshcunt

so true

reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

how is that damage control. top kek
I've always liked him and his show but he's a schizo, pretty simple

>backpedalling
whatever you say mate

I hope these pajeets get kicked off lego masters next and its whites only

waiting for a parody show when contestants have to couple up for a night, build a kitchen renovation out of Lego then cook a meal and the bottom 3 couples have to have lude sexual intercourse and the worst 2 get voted off at tribal council

the space worm thing was cool though, i hope granny goes home

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

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what do you think you've said that's causing me to backpedal

hope we can have a Mortal Kombat thread later, might start it on Yea Forums if I'm lonely

don't try an assert dominance like this in an argument you've already lost, it just looks even weaker.

>Lego masters

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How is that not a dive by the bomber?
Looks more forearm than elbow anyway.

when's it on and what channel?

kek thought so you loser

7m8 in 2 bongs and 30 bings

>he'll reply to this because he's that SEETHING

is gaz smiling?

thanks m8

>some retard hawks faggot smacks your beer out of your hand
HOW CAN HE PUNCH

Ablett jumps into him and he must be half of Shiel's height, all Shiel does is brace for contact
Don't think the distinction between forearm/ elbow matters much

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>smacks your beer out of your hand
no he doesn't

not who you're replying to but AFAIK if you leave the ground to initiate contact you are well fucked

I wonder who will be unfairly ousted so they can avoid eliminating the two non-white teams in the first two weeks

>take that ya poof

better picture

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Didn't you think one of the asian girls was kinda QT?

That doesn't even look like GAJ.

twitter.com/7NewsMelbourne/status/1124947914181079040?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed&ref_url=https://www.theage.com.au/sport/hawthorn-supporter-bashed-at-afl-match-20190505-p51k8r.html

16 seconds in

don't know much about how they judge on it but yeah that seems reckless or at worst he's really trying to put some power into the hit.

He was due to be rested anyway, no fucks given

lmao and he was on the news crying about how scared he was

I can't believe they cut that out here , how ridiculous

bloody mark chapman

yeah reckon it's a week

I was thinking Paul Chapman, you been researching killers m8?

yep, paul, my mistake lol

reckon this disabled guy is full of shit, doesn't seem like he believes himself when saying the Nathan Jones lookalike called him a retard and a spastic

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>waaaaaaahhhhh words are just as bad as punches
dibber dobbers get the rope, especially if it's for woke points

>dated last month
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what an unironic spastic

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what are you even saying

Didn't leave the ground. Just took a power step up..

woke boy dylan is insinuating that the retard is unable to complain about getting physically assaulted because he called somebody names. Woke boy dylan did not fail to point out that they were women that the retard called names. And of course being weak women in need of protection they of course need him to advocate and protect them on their behalf on twitter, in the process pointing out that the retard is a problematic white male.

Not seeing any contact there desu.

He doesn't really look like Paul Chapman there (although does in general/when on the field).
In these blurry shots I can only see Chris Judd. Hopefully the tribunal sees it the same way and Ablett gets the same treatment as good ol' Mr. PressurePoints.

have sex

*has sex*

good job mate didn't think you had it in you

we're taking this bad boy to 800

why do wogball fans have such an inferiority complex, any story on afl violence has a ton of wogs complaining that hurr see afl fans are the problem hurr I thought soccer was bad

That tard roach has a temper.
streamable.com/1e6c4

hope they have the guts to ban this retard

>now show me your secret fishing hole you dirty fucking whore

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a league doesn't get violent fans (because nobody attends). nevermind that European and South American soccer fans are literally out for your blood and go to matches solely to fight because the game itself is so shit

chinlet here true, but I only grow a beard in winter though as it's comfy and fits the weather.

maybe not hey

best timeline would be they both get the same life bans for being absolute spastics that can't handle bants

explain why they average bloke doesn't find a a limb to hang from
youtube.com/watch?v=xgP_2zf0NV8