/heem/

FUCK THE ESPN JEW JOIN US TO WATCH THE FIGHTS AT

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thicc

Tyson's legs look like they're about to buckle underneath him

This is considered an """""athlete""""" in Britain.

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and got up and won the round against GIIIIIIMPP SQUUUAADD

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That's how women (((working)))

meme tranny hypetrain gets leghumped edition

>get a takedown
>do absolutely nothing for 5 minutes

yep, looking like it's gonna be a standard wmma match

i think i'm gonna go take a shower

I actually like Bisping as a commentator, sue me

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based

WMMA is a tough issue for me

On one hand, it's women being beaten. But on the other hand, they're employed.

Daily Reminder this is the American Cuck poster.

He dickrides all black fighters, Jacobs,Wilder etc because he walked in on his dad jerking off to his mum getting fucked by a black man. He has hundreds if not 1000s of gifs and pictures of Black fighters punching white fighters.

If you want to identify the cuck his favourite pictures to post are of Wilder dropping Fury , and webms of Jacobs

Someone post that pic of Andrade's thighs

my sides are in orbit senpai

see you in court

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15 minutes to take a break from another shit fight

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bisping is god

god DAMN more ass is thiccc

here you go

*heems you

Rogan vs Dana, who you got?

Sarah Moras was 9/2

Carl's Jr has hot dogs?

Sensing some Rose type PTSD with this tall dyke

why is the kid from Stranger Things fighting?

no way dana's alcoholic fatty liver withstands a rogan turning side kick my guy

Obviously Rogan you moron

Just got back from getting snacks. How was Zahabi vs Morales?

dude chill lmao nobody is gonna steal your hotdog, you don't have to clutch it so hard

>pillow fencing
>fighting

>Russian MMA """fighters"""
>not cans

Pick one.

Is living in Canada like living in the US but shitter?

Exactly

>WMMA
lol

Rogan has transcended the boundaries of flesh, and is immune to physical harm.

Depends where you live in the US & Canada. I'm pretty cozy but there are pros and cons

dood weed

hats dags? i think not anymore, discontinued meat cylinder

SHEEM TECHY

Some one's mom vs a cutbabby, what a compelling match up that was.

dana is a fat shit

Morales was better on his feet and pressured Zahabi into decision

So sad I'll never get my UFC contract but someone like Moras does.

lmao

Your boy is going to die tonight

sheem get the money

Imagine midwestern charm and coziness mixed with drug addled, HIV-diseased, trans children liberal faggotry.

>macy
>"she"
>"her"

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Won't add if you don't have a photo, no more additions once the main card starts in a few minutes
Also I fixed your picks reeeing Aldo
Al Iaquinta vs. Donald Cerrone
Derek Brunson vs. Elias Theodorou
Cub Swanson vs. Shane Burgos
Brad Katona vs. Merab Dvalishvili
Walt Harris vs. Sergey Spivak
Marc-André Barriault vs. Andrew Sanchez

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You're not good enough to compete against men your own size

poor thicc lady ;_;

pointy elbows. 4/10 wouldn't be seen in public with

Zahabi just has no power at all. He loses the standup every time because he can’t get guys to respect his striking, so they just run him over. Dude has like negative power. I’m pretty sure if he punches you, it makes you feel better.

mistook my schlong for my weiner lol

I mean...considering his competition

She's a true warrior.

I might've just fallen in love with Macy. Fuck why are tomboys so cute bros

Would do Moras tbqhf

It's like living in America on opposite day

webms

Al
Brunson
Cub
Katona
Walt
Sanchez

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these women should be covered

BisGOAT is a talented man and masters anything he does.
>MMA
>acting
>commentating
>podcasting
>comedy

gonna need a webm of that moras tism

She's fucking disgusting but I'd love to fuck her right in the pusy.

where's good, finna move

M8, most of us here hate Trudeau. I’m really not sure where the “Canada is full of liberals and trannys” meme comes from. Outside of some parts of Toronto and Vancouver, there’s not much of that shit. The U.S. has more hardcore liberal cities than we do by far. Also, Trudeau is very probably gone come election time.

Felder and Pissbing need to switch places

based pusy poster

Cowboy's liver is going to explode tonight.

Cerrone
Brunson
Swanson
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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how long until cerrone vs Iaquinta?

Cowboi
Theodorou
Swanson
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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Al Iaquinta overrated as fuck. Cerrone headkicks his head with his leg.

3 bongs

My man. Al is going to rip the body until Cowboy starts crying like a 5 dollar hooker after getting a beatdown from her pimp.

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B-but he went 5 rounds with Khabib! F-fricken bears, man!

You mean leg kick to the head section

id rather have Fedor there, justing sitting all stoic like, not uttering a word

If Hernadez couldn't finish Cerrone, Al can't.

>America has more hardcore liberal cities
We also have quintuple the population

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More like underrated

Cowboy "can crusher" Cerrone will turtle up and get tko'd like he always does when not fighting utter bums.

>Cowboy acting like he was hot shit at 155
Lmao now I hope Al sleeps him. There's a reason you never touched the belt, dork.

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was Stann the 1st fighter hired as commentator? He and Anik were a great team.

Who are currently fighting? Am not at home.

He just doesn't like being hit. You can see that every time be was hit he started to cover the place. He doesn't have enough courage to initiate and risk to land something heavy

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Tyron couldn't finish Wonderboy yet Pettis did. Your argument is invalid

Yeah, so you guys have more liberals and trannys than we do. Remember that before you throw shade.

Iaquinta is an utter bum though.

MAIN CARD JUST STARTED

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these ads are always so cringe who approves this shit

Nope

Cerrone looked old as fuck in the Hernandez fight desu. I see Al putting huge pressure on him immediately and getting a TKO in the first round just like RDA

main card is about to start

Based.

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>Theodoru is the favorite
Uh, is it too late to place a bet?

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Sorry I'm going to be watching Canelo's fight

Cerrone is the Till of the division though, with Hernadez being the Masvidal and Iaquinta being the Pettis

Raging Alphonse Iaquinta
Brunson
Burgos
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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its gonna be a battle, for sure, happy to see Cerrone fight again, no matter the result... Cerrone got speed over Iquinta deeper in the rounds

SHIT

hope theodorou gets heemed

howdy

Not having to switch streams from the prelims to maincard is a nice touch from espn+

If Ngannou couldn't finish Stipe, DC can't.

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ESPN era

>Decision(Unaminous)
>Decision(Unaminous)
Glad I decided to fap. Worth going back?

He’ll win, though, because Brunson is a brainlet and fights like a retard.

Tyrone doesn't have the precision, speed, or fight IQ that Pettis does

>Schaub has more UFC wins than you
>Schaub has more stand up specials than you
>Schaub has more shoes than you
>Schaub has had more people fuck his wife than you
>Schaub has eaten mexican van food with more world class athletes than you
haders do nad mader

Lads I fell asleep
How has the card been? Any good highlights or memes? Plz respond

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I'm glad you specified that he was going to headkick with his leg. I wasn't sure what appendage he was going to kick with

I don't see that working, Lawler Perry and Hernadez couldn't put him away like that. Only Till did but I think the size shook Cerrone a bit. I see Iaquinta trying to do what Leon did and take a decision.

I miss Fox Deportes.

Cowboy knees Al and finishes with punches

Not sure skelerrones chin can take ragin als right hand. He is getting foreclosed on.

bit of a stretch considering he beat kevin twice and did better against khabib than anyone else except that one hue like 30 years ago

yeah no. are you on the fish n chips ladski?

Just woke up did I miss anything

Cowboy looks like he’s made out of leather now.

dc is a legit good fighter who only lost to roider GOAT. he doesnt have a masssive hole in his gameplay like ngannu with wrestling

Pootis was losing decisively until he landed a lucky punch and won. Tyrone is actually more explosive than Pootis and definitely has more fight IQ, he was simply outmatched by the physically superior specimen in Marty from Nebraska.

Stop comparing shit fighters like Al to guys like DC

It's pretty obvious all the hate comes from jealous neckbeards. He lives a great life and got out at the right time. I don't even have any side effects from CTE.

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Pound for pound your "country" has the best trannies sweatleaf, and unlike america there's no hard working right wing bulls to balance it out.

>Tyron
>no speed or fight IQ
retard

If Theodorou wants to be taken seriously maybe he should stop beating up the invisible man every fight.

Isnt racism illegal in the UK. I'm reporting you to you mommy and daddy government, lad.

Dont forget to ask permission to watch porn and jerk off you lmao fucking cuck

Anyone have a good mobile stream they can link to me? Thanks

Maycee tit pop out and other girl suk it

>be me
>gym recently installed a heavy bag in the cardio studio
>be me today
>doing some light stretching/cardio before heading home to watch the card with my /heem/ bros
>see some kid tapping the bag
>no technique at all, obvious he never threw a punch
>tell him to back up, i'm about to show him how to do it
>hit the bag with a 1-1-2
>bag rips off the chain, goes flying through the window and through the windshield of some guy's car in the parking lot

i hate it when i forget my own power, lads

we have 9x the population of our northern territory which is not an independent nation (except QC)

Mostly decisions, best TKO was the WMMA fight. It's one of THOSE nights (mornings?)...

Elias is the perfect opponent for Bumson. He can literally just run forward with his chin in the air all he wants with absolutely no risk of being KO by a counter punch.

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Just got up from my nap. Hope I missed everything.

Pretty flat so far desu. user's cousin lost, no major heems yet

www.ufc.com/stream

He lost a boxing match to Khabib and couldn't finish a chinny, exhausted Kevin Lee. He was also just a bad match up for Kevin Lee in general and still left it close. This is what I'm talking about when I say he's so overrated.
>real Brooklyn gansta tho!

Dan Hendo entrance theme!

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based and legal

is this the worst take of all time?

athlete enough to batter every burger boxer around apparently
imagine having your best lose to a literal fat pikey

Al
Elias
Cub
Dvalishvili
Harris
Andrew

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You should fight in UFC HW, bro.

I bet I could heem you

Based Spartan is going to flush another Poostar can.

>Theodorou shown warming up backstage
>He's actually already started fighting

Should he be DQ'd?

this is the lightest Sánchez I l've ever seen

Pirog pissed on Jacobs

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Again, wrong. We have Toronto and Vancouver, basically. You have NYC, pretty much every big city in California, Portland, etc. Proportionally, you have more trannies and liberals per capita (remember, Hillary did win the popular vote). And yes, we do have a lot of conservatives. As I said, Trudeau’s approval rating is quite low, and he’s projected to lose to the Conservatives.

I think you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and just parroting “muh leaf” memes. Do your research, brainlet.

When's Elias

Well we will see, and even if Al flatlines Cerrone in the first I'll just make some excuse anyway so..

Ok how about you learn how to read, dumbo? Huh? I have literally never, not once in my entire career said that Tyrone has no speed or fight IQ. So shut your lips, sit down, and be quiet? M'kay?

If any wrestler is gonna lose by KO during stand up, it's Canchez.

Who actually invented Toilet Till?

thanks for the response, appreciate it
Anything else worth noting form the night or has it just been dull all round?

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why did he just let him knock him out like that?

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>They know each other. That almost makes it personal!
Is Bisping a drawl on commentary?

oh damn, Swason is always entertaining, cant wait

Is the HW fight not happening? I have it on mute did I miss something

Ou're FIRST main card bout of the NIGHT

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Who's that sexy blonde commissioner

Donald Cerrone
Elias Theodorou
Cub Swanson
Brad Katona
Walt Harris
Andrew Sanchez

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Because HWs are bums and based DC exposed the whole division.

Google says it's cancelled.

>2 cities on opposite sides of a river

For what purpose you fucking canucks

Not sure, I didn't watch the wmma fight or the first 2 fights. I think the wmma one had a heem but every other fight has been pretty boring

Fucking canucks booing every single non-canuck. Aren't they're supposed to be the nicest people on Earth?

I fully expect Brunson will wind up freezing and not being able to deal with Elias’ shadowboxingfu.

Barriault looks like a young Randy Orton.

ill send u 100 dollarinos paypal if that happens

Lmao that world class commentary

heem this leaf

Canada is Hue-lite

>Walt Harris
Literally who on the entire planet cares?

It's not over yet

You're still a retard who doesn't know shit about Tyron. Stfu and suck my BBC you tiny dicked bitch

Montreal is in nuckland too innit? they literally just saw the flag and mindlessly bood

fug bros

nothing great man, some tko wmma, tapout, and mostly decisions i think

Right here, right here the original inventor of toilet till, the real inventor of toilet till, right here, these other /heem/ posters only meme about it, when I type "I invented toilet till" I'm writing the fucking truth

why did i pick barriault ,,,,,,,,,
you can goof me already

M8, pretty much every country boos guys fighting their hometown boys. Americans do it too.

Polite =/= nice
Canadians are passive-aggressive dickbags

Also Firas Zahabi's brother lost

Hm, I think he looks like a slightly less ugly Joe Lauzon

Can't niece I chose this can

Lads do I have time to play on the Harry Potter Gmod roleplay server or will the Walt Harris fight be good?

based

thanks again bros

making spag bol for dinner.

Didn't read, don't care about irrelevant commie shitholes

Not a great card but a fun one. Gonna watch for sure.

Nice

Is it an ERP server?

no problemo broski

FUCKING SWANG

breathe
breathe
breathe
breathe hard
breathe hard
breathe hard

i feel like the non hispanic canadian is gonna explode and my picks will get gadooshed

When do the Afticans start fighting? I can’t watch this white trash fight

Fuck amazon

Raging Al
Bumson
Swanson
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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*burps*

Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger how does it feel to see your bull get dominated by an aryan alpha male with a huge dick? You like that? You fucking moon cricket. Shut your dumb nigger lips before I give you a black eye oh wait nevermind that's impossible. You dumb negro moolie jigaboo. I should stuff my big white cock down your nigger throat and then see how much shit you talk, eh?

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No

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just prop kill a few autistic kids then get banned

BASED

Ah, so you got called out on your bullshit and now have no response because you’re full of shit.

Sad!

I invented canderson

Anyone one have a ripple link?

Garbage card so far lads..

Shut the fuck up you faggot or else I'll shove my big black cock up your feminine asshole you retarded cumskin. Lets see both of them fight now in the USADA era.

Why would I do that I want to RP

WTF are those punches?

spice

Budweiser Man
Elias Theodorou
Cub Swanson
Merab Dvalishvili
Sergey Spivak
Andrew Sanchez

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Those uppercuts are mental

you should just roleplay hanging yourself in real life

>all big those shots
>not even a stumble

Joe Duffy, Makdessi and Mean Hakeem

eye poking frog fucker

I invented the how far would (insert fighter) get if he ran this fighter gauntlet

Also this is the worst commentary team ever

why does ESPN always have this changing audio quality? It goes from loud to quiet to loud in the course of a few seconds

sanchez so gassed his punches look underwater

STRONG 10-9 for Barrio

heem gassy

The frog wants to bang and Sanchez wants to cuddle, first bit of spice tonight and it's ruined by the the punchlet.

I'll be merciful and add you

the chin on sanchez holy shit

Say that to my face and not on the internet bitch tits

Spicy fight

Just heem my picks

>He didn't put in two pick-ems one with Barriault and Burgos, and another with Sanchez and Swanson
r u a tard?

why the fuck did the ref just body slam him?

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Bisping is a shitty commentator. OH OH oh oh oh OHHHH oh OHHHHHH oh oh ohhhh

So who's the Trump of Canada to beat Trudeau come election day?

tfw banging with the boys

t. Tranny

B I G A C T I O N

>Almost knocked over by ref

Sanchez is done
DONE

Swanging and banging like heavy weights plus the gas tank

Sanchez thinks he's way better than he actually is lol

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Bario throwing the heem makers, nice.

where do you live pussy ill probably be around sometime within the year we can settle this

>Hands all the way down
What the fuck Sanchez

I wanted her to win.

You just described 50% of Rogan's commentary too, with the other 50% being him slobbering on any bjj or black guy he sees.

don't go to big cities, they're shite. I would recommend moving to the east or west coast. The west coast has beautiful national parks with lots to do. (Banff, Jasper)

Bosbings commentary is awesome lol

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You won't do shit lmao. All you fucking whites are pussies and only talk tough over the internet. Try to lynch me you fucking bitch.

Manchester England

Come to my gym and sign a waiver so I can legally knock you unconscious

cant miss

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stfu alread you whiney spear chucker, go hang outside the liqour store and get capped by the police already
what gym

>fencehug
oh for fucks sake just bang

Anywhere if you like the Chinese

pretty spicy fight desu

he's really comfortable in there

Tbh I think he's entertaining as all hell

SBG Manchester, ask for Saul

How could he throw the fight like this at home

Sanchez is 100% bitch made

My existence is enough to make you upset lmao. I can only imagine how the lack of white champions makes you feel.

shut the fuck up luke

Remember when they tried that WWE commentator kek

pretty upset because i finna wanted nachos to go along with the fights but i fell asleep and now i've woken up i'm not in the mood for them

in many ways barriault is winning this exchange because he's looking for a submission instead of looking to cuddle

does he think that's an actual choke

Are you a mexiCAN, or a mexiCAN'T????

10-9 Sanchez
10-8 Barriault
10-9 Sanchez
>28-28 Draw
It's not up for debate.

Just logging on heem .. Any of the fights been good?

Really only staying up to watch Elias at this point.

Fight Factory

no.

Frog won 29-28

This

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MY PICKS
JUSTED RIGHT OFF THE BAT

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First one was good, rest were trash

I agree with this but we both know that's not how it'll go.

banff and jasper are nowhere near the coast dumbfuck

nope

Based and redpilled. Quebecois and Burgers tag-teaming the anglo cucknadians when?

Complete unit.

Barriault should win the last Rd from ending up in mount at the end

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>10-8
retard alert

>staying up

Spotted the UKuck using a VPN because mommy Theresa said he cant jerk off to trap porn

someone lick my taint, please.

they f'n did?! i hate ufc even more now, wwe is hot garbage soaked in rat piss

at least he doesn't spend the whole time trying to be technical and getting it wrong and apologizing like cruise and rogaine

That's a scoring system I can get behind

I actually like his commentating, maybe you're just a bitch?

I mean Mexican.

Les grenouilles donneront à leur homme, mais je pense que le bidon mexicain a gagné

can only imagine how the lack of nig millionaires/billionaires/your stupid fat lipped father makes you feel lel, hope a few plastic belts keeps you content enough to stay away from my gated community darkie hehe

inb4 robbery

>spend all of round 2 getting your head bounced around like a bobblehead
>hurr that's not a 10-8

Sanchez should hang himself for fighting like that, all he wanted to do was lean on a guy.

What now pussy we gonna do this or not?

booooo

Another fight won via takedowns and positional dominance. Cazzie trash absolutely seething.

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YEEEE

>judges

>get fucked up
>win the fight
kek

How did Sanchez win that?

Le booo

you don't wanna live here

This goes hard as shit lads youtube.com/watch?v=N26EUt0KZ4Q

next two fights are gay and boring and not worthy of watching btw

>picking the guy without a wiki page
You all deserved it.

based judges saving my picks

LMAO this judging tonight...

Guy talks like Sylvester the cat

Fuck off

Actually thought they were going to kiss

nobody cares about your opinion faggot

Cruise is literally the best commentator in MMA

based judges tanking my picks

nah, one sided UD. The boring kind all around. Cept that Canadian chick that shrekd.

>I really had to dig deep to stay conscious while he beat my ass around the ring for an entire round

Fights tonight are straight up beasts

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Bispings right hand must have aids already

>always an exciting fight
>LNP for 2 rounds and get smashed in 1 round and win
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me....

>win one round
>win
Is this how you think the rules work?

Seethe

i like brendan fitzgerald. bisping on the other hand is clearly a /heem/ level commentator. the polar opposite of dom cruz. "ooooohhhhh"

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Tonight cowboy wins a decision guys

okay mr gay aspie

Why are they flushing all of the Canadians?

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youtube.com/watch?v=q1OvXrRBTHY walk out to what

iktf

Dude I live in bumfuck nowhere ontario, anything west of calgary is the west coast

Good thing I never voiced my opinion then, faggot. Just stating the facts.

Pretty clear 10-8, Sanchez did nothing but eat power shots and wobble around.

sanchez won the first and third my man

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Wtf I thought that was Gerald Meershcaert this whole time

how the fuck is bisping listed at 185 cm

Is it just me or did all the faggot lay and pray wrestlers all go to bellator? Damn near every Bellator event has at least 3 lay and pray snoozers.

Sergey Spivey's best win is against someone named "Ivo Cuk." Is Sergey /ourguy/ for destroying the cucks?

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god i wish that girl was giving me a handjob

they're using the old rules the "significant damage" meme doesn't apply

Anyone have a mobile link? Help a poor fag out

bouncy boys

>le caged animal tattoo

Fuck that, i've got shit to do tomorrow

DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?

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what's your endgame

this Moldovan is gonna take it Walt sucks

Vin wears platforms and lifts pretty much all the time.

LMFAO guy in the hat and white sunglasses

It's the home town curse all over again. At least it's not the Brazilians running the place.

what are you homeless lol

I know brother

When Tyson rose I rose with him

Why the fuck are there so many Moldovan fighters?

are you fucking stupid, fitzgerald is the worst of all of them, he proudly admitted on the official ufc podcast that he doesn't pay any attention to the sport, just shows up for the jew paycheck

Lads who is the best UFC fighter you coulx beat in a street fight.

Be detailed on how you best them without larping.

I will go first, I could knock out Artem Lobov. Reasons are obvious

Lmaoooo yesss, next to three bitches ready to fuck and still couldn’t stay up after watching a wrestling match.

There has literally never been a good Canadian fighter other than GSP.

>you have to have an undefeated record at heavyweight to get a shot in the UFC
I know Bisping is new at this but god are his takes awful.

>"significant damage" meme doesn't apply

Beating the shit out of your opponent in a fight isn't a meme, but leaning on some one while you gently punch their thigh every 10 seconds is.

leaf'd

Vin diesel goes to the same shoe store as RDJ

why are they pushing moldavians so hard

id verbally humiliated brendan schaub then induce his son into a seejur

Just sign up for the free trial on a dummy email if you can't afford the $5

Anyone. Because I'm American and have a gun. God made man. Samuel Colt made man equal.

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Another Moldovan, they really are making a splash in the heavier weight divisions in the ufc. The Ion guy lost to Glover Tiexera, and now this Moldovian will lose to *our guy* Black Man

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picks are safu

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la a ti pokaja ciganin mrasen

Me

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The guy in the cap isn't going to survive Elias' fight, it'll put him into a coma.

>tfw gf is mowing the lawn coz i won't do it while the fights are on

lmao

tim kennedy has a gun too and is #hardtokill

dumb looking nog lol

CM Punk. I'd piece him up with crisp punches instantly.

its the latest bum farm

Blackbeast by cardio

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I get my concealed carry certificate tomorrow.

Feels good to be free.

Spivak looks like he just came from the crowd of a basebore game. Harris looks like a roided god. Harris wins this easily.

Based

Reminder Harris got btfo by Krylov, a real lightheavy

Is there a golden goof position where every single one of your picks lose?

May as well go for that.

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you sound like a little bitch

>tfw voted for sergey because i thought he was a ruskie

on a sunday?

fuck both of these fat cunts

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me in the back

>rooting for the nigger
yikes

Khabib by throwing a knee when he goes for the takedown

Name ONE black fighter with a good walkout song

spoiler alert there isn’t one

Here we go

Dude just stood there and got bombed on, HW is such shit.

what a shitter

UFC recruits Eastern Europeans from places like the WWFC.

Overeem

ONCE AGAIN MY PICK IS DUST

wtf

HEEEEEEEM STOPPPY

lol did they just pick this moldovan bum off the street

WHAT A BUM

btfo

Did the Moldovan throw a single strike? Walt with the flawless I guess

HEEM SLEEPY

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walt harris and khalil rountree with these resurgent careers is great to see

Lmao who brought that literal 24 year old scrub up to the big leagues?

lmao stupid cracker

BLACKED
dot com

Whiteys BTFO

Lmao

I feel bad for moldovia

Walt must have been reading posts in this thread before the fight

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Giving me a (You) here. Told you. Spivak looked like he just came from a Magic: The Gathering convention. How the fuck did that loser win 9 fights?

I think after witnessing this fight that I'm going to begin fighting. Apparently anybody can do it

awkward hi5 webm?

Curtis blades

whelp

Why are they signing all these eastern euro cans lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Yeap. That's the power of a moldovan fighter with a ukranian flag

wtf turtled up n cucked

HAHA POOR LITTLE WH*TE BOY

BLACKSLPOSION HEEMY

Why is dana feeding Russian cans to giga niggers

BLACKED
OUT

elite physique

The absolute STATE of white "men".

finna be on JRE

What an absolute joke.

absolutely fucking pathetic, that had to be a fix, none of those shots landed

absolute fucking beatdown

Another pathetic """undefeated""" slavshit can flushed.

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I possibly should've actually looked at the fighters before picking.

literally just gave up

My picks! Fucking hohol!
Forever goof.

This, tell me someone has a webm on that

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what was spivacs plan? he gets punched once and balls up, letting himself get pummelled uncontested before the fight gets stopped

oh shit. /ourboy/ Katona is fighting?

Someone post a .webm of the crowd after the knockout. That guy clearly said "THAT WASNT EVEN A FIGHT"

It's pretty clear by now that these Eastern Euro regional circuits are absolute trash.

>absolutely fucking pathetic
He has a Russian name, so it was expected by anyone who actually watches MMA.

Anyone else notice a pattern? Every eastern euro can just lays down on the ground cuddled up in the first minute of round 1 and loses

Bet lots of money on the other guy
dive
make lots of money, more than the fight win purse

did the white guy even land a strike?

so much canada, and asia, all at once

How big is Walts cock?

not surprising at all.

everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face
oh sure dude. let me knee you in the face two times even behind your arms.

TO BE HONEST... I seriously feel like white fighters i genuinely scared to fight niggers. EVERY single white fighter crumbles or gets nervous when fighting a coon, it literally takes another black fighter to beat another black fighter... Example: Usman vs Tyrone Coonley

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haha holy shit

get paid and make sure you don't get hurt. smart fighting.

lol nope
Le mortal kombat meme

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Walt will be on JRE tomorrow

I know he said Poutine but it totally sounded like Pussy lol

don't like niggers but he seems like a good lad

BATTLE OF THE BIG NIGS!!!!! Harris vs. Willis would be awesome.

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Rory.jpg

He didn't even throw one.

LET'S GET SOME POUTINE BABY!

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fuck cerrone is a huge asshole

I think the UFC is farming some eastern european shitter leagues for some nice record padding.

kek this lmao

why do niggers always do this cringe shoutout shit

LMAO ULTIMATE WARRIOR GUY

Why he sweating so much after 50 seconds of work?

>Example: Usman vs Tyrone Coonley

Usman is a way, way bigger coon than Woodley.

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

I refreshed the stream and it was over

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100% fixed fight

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the only people immune to this are mixed raced Americans and new-world anglos (Whittaker)

Based stiopic finna tap again

Enough to satisfy your gf

you can see his pants turning yellow

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Okay you got me on that one B

>get heemed
>do nothing
>get title shot

Joke of a sport.

Fucking amazing

DC MIOCIC 2 CONFIRMED

LOL

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don't redpill the marks ITT

>why did he cover up and roll over

All the fights are rigged. The fighters get paid under the table to win/lose because otherwise they wouldn't get paid at all. It's like WWE over there.

CORM TO THE CORE VS. STIPE CONFIRMED!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!! THANK YOU BASED BROCK AND DANA FOR BEING JEWS AND NOT AGREEING ON A DEAL!!!!!

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Yoooo Brock confirmed out?
I thought they were just baiting with the Stipe/DC 2 talk to get Brock to sign.

Can't believe they actually made it

Unless you count leg kicks. Counted one.

Please tell me this is real

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>mcnuggets heems brimage in your path

The new trend is to take the most polarizing person of color that won at the previous event and bring him on the show for exposure.

I like it though. It exposed us to Khalil the person and that guy is cool and interesting.

can we please put pol back on its containment board

>all those bums who picked the bum sergey
self included.

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Who's his manager? If it's another Ali's protege, than it's 100% fix.

Me on the right

GOAT Daniel "The Honourable White Man" Cormier defends his belt Aug 17!

I think you'd be surprised

Mickey Gall. I would knock him out with a left hook.

I picked spivak because I thought he was a kickboxer XD.

Sneaky Joe Duffy?

>56% face

FUCKING YES
STIPE AND CORMIER
THE MMA GODS HAVE SPOKEN, IT COULD NOT BE DENIED

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>tfw I picked randomly and am now 2-0

just how based I am?

>snownigger
>white

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outside mir kneebaring brock all his fights sucked dick

Any of them. I will be the greatest by 2021.

>>
They got that ESPN money
they don't care anymore

They are planning an IPO on the company and want to rig the books as much as possible. Paying for Lesnar doesn't make sense. They are trying to milk the fighters as much as possible, pay as little as possible, and use the eSPN guarantee money to sell the stocks at the IPO

Literally UFC doesn't matter to them anymore. It's all about having the best numbers to sell it off.

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is she single?

MAKE A NEW THREAD

tfw didnt see that it wwas buff nig vs beergut slav

pretty based. Information is useless in the chaotic world of MMA.

DC is the all time goat, this is indisputable fact

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>other people's opinions hurt my delicate feelings
>REEEEEEEEEEE SAFE SPACE

go back to reddlt fag

all people need to know

UFC and parent company are planning to go public, IPO, aka sell all their shares

That means juicing the numbers as much possible in the short term. Fighters are fucked. They don't care about UFC 2 years from now, they are doing everything to cash in and try and sell it

They already lost billions on the original purchase price. They won't pay shit to lesnar.

...

did DC invent the dab defense?

no, somebody else will do it

The Mir rematch was better, Brock memed on Murr's bjj and just fed him lunchboxes right in front of Murr's dad.

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she's 31 bro

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>mexican
>stayed in his own country
Pretty based

The Frost Giants are a hardy race of beasts.

Should be a instant 2 month ban from /heem/
No Moldovan has ever done anything of note

lads when will we get to see that faggot khabib get taken down a few pegs

Sergey Spivak. I'd knee him gently in his forearms until he goes down.

>come to ufc event with shirts unbuttoned with your not gay friends
>don't talk to the three girls behind you

wtf meeeeeen your beatifulllllll

Brad Katona is on the same stack Dillashaq was on. He can decision anyone in the division.

Dvalishvili is shit. He only got the callup because he got a lucky 5 second heem by spinning shit against a really good journeyman.

He retires 32 and 0. Tony, Conor and GSP are his last wins.

once a suicide bomber takes him out

If you banned everyone who couldn't pick a fight for shit, heem would cease to exist.

He's from Dagestan, so God did it for us.

GSP is just a better Khabib and Tony is a stylistic nightmare for him.

jones by dodging and getting inside his range

Not everyone, just those who pick Moldovans

Mobile link needed. Help a fag out

reddit mmastreamz

Hope Merab can get the win desu lads, had him winning his last 2. Katona and his alternative personality deserve a good heeming

Merab’s a fucking snooze fest.