CBJ @ Broons Game Thread

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I wanna meet (You)

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can someone explain why we call the blue jackets teds?

Hahahahahahahaha
The fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What the fuck

Get fucked BJs

DUBS CONFIRM TRIPLE OT

>the absolute state of filino

M E M E G A M E
E
M
E
G
A
M
E

>that cheeky "Ain't It Fun" over the PA
devilish

UH OH
>IT WAS 3-1

This NHL third goal report has been presented by Discover Card, official credit card of the NHL. It's cash back match peopleeeeeee.

no, fuck off

HOL UP, BOSTNIGGERS

TEDS ARE BACK

Get sucked ruins.

MEMEAGE

the memes

holy shitfuck what is going on here???

>it was 0-0

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

meme game

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD STRIKE AGAIN

BAZINGLE

ted turner owns them

SCARRRRR

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

meme game

Dzingel did something

ALL TEDS, REPORT IN!

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montreal ted reporting in

Boise Ted, standing by

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OT confirmed

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>pernarin

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT

HOLY FUCK
RUINS BTFO

Cute.

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>finnish goaltedning

IT WAS 3-1 OH NO NO NO

FUCK

FINNISH

FUCKING

GOALTENDING

Jesus Christ

HOLY FUCK OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH BOMBSTTON BTFOOOOOO

OH NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

LOL

RUH ROH BOYS SCAAARRRRRRRR

T E D S
E
D
S

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BARDOWNSKI

IT

WAS

3

TO

1

holy PENG

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BROONS CHOKING OH NO NO NO

>most dangerous lead

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I fucking hate that I support this team

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Get tucked bombs ton

HOLY FUCKING KEK
IT WAS 3-1

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF BOSTON'S HOCKEY TEAM

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>struggling against the teds
>the series will probably go to game 7
the absolute state of the ruins

This game is a giant meme

what part of ohio are you from? jefferson township here

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NONONONO

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TED TAKEOVER

TEDS ASSEMBLE

OH
MY
GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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OH NO NO NO NO

CHARA GOT FUCKING SHREKT

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0

>getting styled on by kukan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BOSTON
FUCKING SHOOK

FUCK BOMBSTON
USA USA USA

Nice fake eyebrows you flat bitch

\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>CONCEDING TO THE TEDS 3 TIMES

Cinci

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Hopefully they just fucking kill each other.

Most Dangerous Ted
Ted OT Incoming
PROPHECY FULFILLED, WILD CARD STAN LEE

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>score is 3:1
>go take a shit
>come back
>it's 3:3
what the fuck happened

Everyone remembers the last time the jackets were down 3-1

:)

anyone have teds v canes in their playoff bracket?

t. Mr. Tsarnaev

What is a Ted?

CMON BRUINS WHAT THE FUCK

dayton checking in

they have the easiest path to the finals in NHL history and they're going to blow it to a meme team

Columbus, Indiana

why does your autism compel you to always post like this?

A miserable pile of secrets

Columbus and Boston are the two best eastern conference teams and Columbus has had the 3rd most wins in the past 4 years Carolina hasn’t made the playoffs in say 10years

the only fren (You)'ll ever need
>indeed

I'm not even scared, Bruins will score again before the end and win this game and then go on to win game 6

>He doesn't know

O H

I actually had Canes / Bruins, on the original one and then again in the Second Chance Bracket thing.

Gambled on a fart and nearly boston'd my pants, lads

Need a pic of that clear plastic with a “u mad?” Caption

columbus scored twice

>ynr ohio exists

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IO

That's how rad kids on this forum call blue jackets team

I O!

when ted wins, we all win

I have no idea. a bunch of fags rooting for columubs call themselves Teds.

Reminder: Bombston's downfall began when the crowd started singing Livin' on a Prayer

holy seethe

reddit meme

If trips, teds win via Marchand own goal with 30 seconds to go

I'm not hiring therapists, currently
>go sell your junk science elsewhere, newbie

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why dont they anchor down the goalie nets????

>dat doc laugh

ruins struggling

>Boston is not in the United States of America
>Ted education

>Last minute faceoff
>dropkick murphys starts playing
Mark my words

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Carolina has made it to the conference finals in their past 4 playoff appearances

>not passing to Panarin

HAND PASS

females sexy pajamas

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why does mike milbury
Pierre McGuire
And ray ferraro
All sound like they have a big cock in their mouth

finnish goaltending happened

please noT OT I HVAVE work at 7AM tomorrow :(

the most dangerous saucer

>working on a Sunday

Heathen

>working on the sabbath

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I got up for 5 minutes what the hell happened?

If the teds win this I'm buying a bobrovsky jersey

>TELL US WHERE YOU'RE FROM
>WHAT YOU WANT TO BECOME

TEDS BTFO

WHAT THE FUCK TEDS

BASED
A
S
E
D

torts let the players use his cocaine statch

so they don't get fucked up when the crash into them

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
HOLY FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

are you kidding me

FUCK

>TESD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

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welp at least you won't be reprimanded by mr. shekelberg for being late

>no OT
Not based

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

LMAO COLUMBUS BLOWJOBS

SUCK SOME MORE

Pasta masta at it again bois

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GET
FUCKED
TEDS

SCARRRR

PASTA
>TEDS

not good defending by blue jackets, shame

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's over, Teds. See you next season.

>teds

HOLY FUCK
TEDDIT BTFO

B R O O N S

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Fuck it, I don't give a shit who wins the Canes will demolish these slopfest fucks.

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THAT GALACTIC LEVEL BTFOING.

>with a “u mad?” Caption
here's a slightly-less-ancient meme

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panerin's fault
>feet not moving, keeps dangling

>teds

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anime isn't on your side teddies

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Lets go bruins let's go

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THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>the absolute state of ted

oh nonononononononononono pffffffft please i can't bre-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

We have a goddamn AHLer on our second pairing, he's been atrocious. We had to pull a dude out of Russia just to field a team. Put a bullet in this team, send them to a glue factory

wow fuck

LET'S GO TEDS TAKE THESE DUBS TO HELP

Hnnnngggg

yeah, i'm thinking he's back

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Let's review it again. Maybe it will count?

...

HOLY SHIT
THAT FUCKING SAVE BY RASK

M E M E S
E
M
E
S

>empty net

I swear to fucking god

Game looks a little fast for Chara sometimes

>quick, doctor the tape

MY HEART

APOLOGIZE TO FINNISH GOALTENDING

enjoying your american vacation Sean? not sure you'll find your dad down here

this shit is cray

I'LL HEEM ANYONE FROM BOSTON I'LL MEET AT THE BAR

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

what a shame

this is not good for my health

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the most dangerous 14.6 seconds incoming

>Faggot fans celebrating another close game

It's time for Chara to hang up the skates.

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>the absolute state of ted

oh nonononononononononono please i can't bre-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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HAND IN HIS BUTT

Chara... Please dude

inb4 jackets goal

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T E D S
E
D
S

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He is touching something
But I am not sure it is the puck

LITERALLY DIVEGRASS

that puck might have been in, it was under his LEFT leg

Did someone just hack slash mcavoy there?

TEDS ON THE ROPES

SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON OH WAY OH

Is he alright????

w o w
o
w

hope mcavoy is ok

Br/u/ins desu

figures bombston needs cheating to prevent another choke

ANOTHER DIFFICULT LAST SECOND WIN IN THE MOST DANGEROUS SERIES AGAINST WHO? AGAINST THE TEDS

not memey enough for my tastes desu

FUCKING KICK SAVE BY CHADCAVOY
BROONS WIN BABY

>hit him in the dick

top kek

No, he blocked a shot with the heel of his skate and it ricocheted straight up into his balls.

Ohio isn’t that bad

lol seething ted faggot GET FUCKED

i hate boston, tbqh lads.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQ49w1nfIQ

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WATER STATUS: DIRTY
WATER STATUS: DIRTY
WATER STATUS: DIRTY
WATER STATUS: DIRTY
WATER STATUS: DIRTY

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Oof

pft you barely even won

>fans doing what fans do
Stop the presses.

Hey Bob...

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I hope not

Do they give away sticks to someone in particular? It appears he knew who he was going to give it to.

you know, other teams don't have their 3 stats televised

guess we know who Gary wants to win

dude just skate better lmao

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CHECK YOUR WOICEMAIL

Bombstonia has literally never won a playoff series in any sport without cheating

based bruins overcome refpuck again

t. casual retard who apparently hasnt been watching this series or any other

CLIMBING UP THE TOP SAIL

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hitting the goalposts hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=yoR7kuSMcBQ

>seething so much that you have to rationalize bostons success as "cheating"
kek

watching se7en instead of this shit game lads. better use of time

3 out of 4 ain't bad

>those fucking derp faces

you are so mad

lmao imagine if the pooins didn't have that 7 foot fossil who can't skate in their top pairing. it might've stayed 3-1

>stars win
>canes win
>broons win

Now the shorks just need to win and I'll be 100% satisfied.

Nigga Coping lol

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hopefully we can win this cup so he can retire. appreciate what he's done but he's just not effective in the nuhl, and turning the puck over way too much. too hesitant to just chip it out for whatever reason

He just signed an extension. Not going anywhere.

>222
>2+2+2= 6

baste

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he wasn't even on the ice when the teds tied the game. 2nd goal, yeah, he got beat easily

How does he do its lads?