BOS VS CBJ GAME 5 GAME THREAD

>boomerbet caused this

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>no cannons
Kinda gay desu

*delays your game*

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why dont we get big booty images like the red sox threads

Yeah, I'm thinking they're back

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>paralympics
>crippled Canadians can’t even beat crippled Americans
POTTERY

Because fuck that

They're losing to the Whalers in the ECF.

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This work?

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We get big booby images in the canes thread. Sounds like your missing out

bigger

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>7:00 PM start
>then 7:15 PM start
>then 7:30 PM start
I'LL HAVE THAT HORSE'S HEAD ON A SPIKE

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TAKE IT OUT ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>a fucking dink
GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM

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>tripnigger in the thread

DROPPED

why dont they ever bring back the fist pumping boomer?

>bumping a hockey game for horse racing

bjs

Better?

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Not as good as Leo welsh

based

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2nd round playoff game delayed by recapping a horse race? Ded sport confirmed

absolute UNIT

I can't help but think of the time Canada burned down Washington DC, including the White House and Capital building, in 1814 when I hear the American anthem.

can an horses be a athletes?

look at this fat wop

Who would win, a bear or a civil war artillery regiment?

i only post big titty asians
lets go bruins

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burgers confirmed as pathetic casuals

They're usually either /fit/ or tall and slender, though. Not so much tittymonsters.

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This singer looks like he's about to eat pastrnak

And what did you do with that?

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all bears posters shall hang

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Blue jackets

Anyone got that qt signing the anthem?

fuckin pancakes

god I wish the canadian anthem was this based

it's not delayed they just changed the channel it's on

Not the ones I'm talking about m8. Every time the canes scored there was a poster posting girls busting out of their tops.

based bartender Todd belting out that anthem

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If we need to bigger, I may need to call in Pierce.

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i want the fist pumping meme singer back

I can't help but think about the time USA eliminated every Canadian team from the playoffs every fucking year

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its time

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Would

Imagine liking bears
Fucking fags

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if the teds lose i'll post my cock

Ahhhh, right. Because of that meme-tier goal song.

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God I hate Boston

if the teds win i'll also post my cock

Dubs confirm

No no no in the stands just now lol

sad cunt

Mom's making turkey burgers if you guys wanna come over

You've never had a meal at Straga before hitting up a show at the Orpheum.

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Go bruins

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same. i will root for whoever beat them
go theodores.

Fantastic.

Cellulite, flab, plastic, retarded proportions.
Hockey is supposed to be a white man's sport.

Disgusting, but can we play N64 afterwards?

You up in Walpole?

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F U C K THE B R O O N S

fuck bombston

i'm making actual beef burgers if you guys wanna come over.

>tripfag
>doesn’t even like hockey
>hasn’t even followed his own cities team
FUCK OFF

Where the fuck is ted? I hope this tripfag dies ffs

>yes, i am cheering for the teds this series. how did you know?

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>refs even ruin horse racing now

fuck lads... What sport does bogandoff NOT own?

He clearly activated the anti-magnetic goalpost technology against the Islanders and got then swept.

Yanet is amazing.

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me likey

How long til refpuck?

You’re naked

I'm at work, if anyone wants to come over

I’ll bring a 24 of beer

>Yanet is amazing.
>posts someone who isn't her and isn't amazing
How do we get you out of here.

>thinking a Boston fan doesn't like hockey
You crazy.

i hate culture. we have nascar and rolling coal. much better than your orpheum shit. whatever the fuck that is.

i know you’re not a hockey fan
You even say you aren’t when you post on /nfl/

>broadcast started 5 min late

LETS GIT IT Bs

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You don't like Winnifer? Isn't this a sports board?

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What will Marchand do tonight that should be suspendable?

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>17000
>not selling out a playoff game
OH NONO
It’s so quiet in there lol nice fans

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING THAT PICTURE ALL OF A SUDDEN????

How could that ever come up in an NFL thread? I bet you like mayo on your Lobster Rolls.

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>Tuuka can’t catch
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FINNS

Isles got outplayed by carolina in every game but game 1.im not gonna whine refpuck when the hurricanes deserved every win, but also played like they wanted it.

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you going to be seething when he gives somebody another little lovetap, faggot?

Tripfags did nothing wrong!

Because OldGay is a faggot.

not gonna lie the Orpheum is a run-down hellhole. still got tickets for Steely Dan in October tho

You guys ever notice how Columbus fans don’t have any trip fags? Mean while the gayest teams in the league have multiple

being manlet and get suspended for that

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The charm is there, better than sitting outside at Fenway. Sports Stadiums are terrible for non-Sports events.

>Columbus fans
>fans
the word you're looking for is "memers"

*GLASS SHATTERS*

What team does BradysKnee want?

Based, fuck Old Gay

When will they learn?

>Bash the fash

are you even from fucking new england? mayo is necessary for a roll you dickhead lefty faggot

>not filtering every single tripfag
are you guys stupid or something?

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I hope you niggers support CBJ

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is an qt an athlete?

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That is a fucking lie. A true lobster roll has no mayo, only a ramekin of drawn butter. Only lowclass faggots make lobster salad.

What hockey team should i follow where hockey is the most popular sport in the city

i LOVE brad marchand

REEEEF PUCKK

I do

toronto

She's a coach as she makes my fuckin' heart race!

that's great
>merchant

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Was that wes?

montréal

Jesus Christ these refs are fucked

based

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Yes, I am a fan of the Boston Bruins

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based

canadia

If he scores a goal tonight, Bruins win the series.

any canadian team obviously
they don't follow any other sports

she's mommy tier easily

Based!

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I mean specifically a city where hockey is the most important and other sports are irrelevant

Teds are playing like shit

Just don't be late for the underage pozz session again

okay bud, come up to cape ann and order a lobster roll, see what's on it

I miss /spa/, bros.

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God I want to FUCK ellen

gun with one bullet. in a room with philly and boston.

montreal
toronto is a basketball city

Boston
Philly will never do shit

MONTRÉAL

>chode island

Your boyfriend's cum?

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That’s bullshit and you know it.

Flyers are gonna win the cup next year

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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>wanting to fuck a 2d teenager

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Holy fuck tuuka got dumb luck on that shot
He wasn’t even watching the puck

wait until philly chimps out and kills boston then kill philly in self dense

go away fake sean

need krejci on that first pp imo

Marchand is LITERALLY /ourguy/

Every Bostonian is awaiting him rolling a warm Tuuka down his leg.

>Teenager
Ellen is my fucking english teacher, you newfag.

Are we on the dark web right now bros?

Who else /comfy/

Got some hot pizza, good beer, and the wife just texted me she'll be out late tutoring a college kid for his finals.
Home all to myself so i got the sound BLASTING

Hell yea

obviously she's terrible at her job

not really, toronto has nba, mlb and nhl, hockey is not the only going concern there
meanwhile in montreal the only other game in town is cfl and the allouettes are literally a joke
montreal is a city dedicated to the habs

no, this is autismo web

Um... user...

wow how homophobic and intolerant. surely someone as tolerant and accepting as you wouldn't have an issue with same sex relationships. clearly your superior regional education should have served you better than making such a snide and hurtful comment. think about what you have done.

>17000
>not selling out a playoff game
>during the playoffs
>in fucking Boston
That can't be possible.

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Do you see any darks around here?

>wife just texted me she'll be out late tutoring a college kid for his finals
you're having a black kid in 9 months user

>be out late tutoring a college kid
hmmm

Why not Ottawa calgary Edmonton or Winnipeg then

you have to go back

I know a queer when I see one. Go get fucking married.

My Social Security # is 867-5309

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I'm looking specifically for a city where hockey is the most popular sport. Not any other loser pathetic sports.

For all 18 people?

dubs and dubois will give marchand a career ending concussion via legal hard open-ice hit

>Ohioans can't count

Does trips mean it'll be life ending?

TOO MUCH MALES

TABARNAC T'ES BEN ATTARDÉ:
MONTRÉAL

that fat cow behind torts

>too many men
teds are SHOOK

snes aren't actually in ottawa, and due to the state of the team the 67s are more relevant anyway
both edmonton and winnipeg have a rich, strong bum fighting culture that gives hockey a run for its money

>columbus
>2manymen

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lazy fucks
it is not a beer league
they gonna call that

Only a fucking leaf would fail with trips.

Quebec City

HOLY BASED

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Looking forward to it, la
>make somebodies head bleed, fuckers

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>2019
>gay marriage is an insult
don't you live in gayville? maybe let a gay guy teach you how to dress and be respectable

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>trips
Looks like Marchand is giving Dubois the career ending concussion.

>all of a sudden
lurk moar

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san jose unironincally

Oh, it could be...

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you can't call people fags and also be a sanctimonious lefty cunt, i swear to god you're actually some epic new york false flag

Td garden is 19500

It's not an insult, I completely support you getting married to your boyfriend and having rough, gay sex.

oh no no no no no

>2019

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>Boston cares about hockey
>don’t care enough to fill the arena during a playoff game

He;s right, You know
>Anaheim second

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>bay area
nope san jose also loves the warriors and the giants

t. califag

holy kek

>slowly stroke me

What did Billy Squire mean by this?

BASED

anaheim has baseball and loves basketball

just found out my dog died lads

rip

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?

>I'm looking specifically for a city
do the warriors play in san jose, retard?

F

The few times I went there, I realized Anaheim is Florida without the beach.

Boston win too much, You'll see the garden packed in a game 7, or a conference final.

STROKE

i hope you give it a christian burial

TEDS
ASSEMBLE

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Rip dog friend

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F

commentator said "17000" fans instead of 17565 and the tedditor is running with it. its Saturday night in Boston, it's capacity

Are there any official attendance numbers, not something coming from Boston's PR department?
Because right now the NHL's official event summary says that the attendance is 98 (NINETY-EIGHT) people.
>nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20182019/ES030215.HTM

>still has the vacuum box

It's a Saturday Night and it's warm out - plus everyone's pissed from Mint Juleps and Margaritas.

i don't think you're the real ted

Score some fucking goals holy shit

F

F

reminder that devo is the only worthwhile thing ever produced by ohio

F

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Jack would never get that wrong

F

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throw away the damn box

F

good god, teds are a pathetic people

you're forgetting skyline chili m8

wooF.

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I'm searching specifically for a city where hockey is the most popular sport.

At this point, Ohio is nothing but Opioids.

Is that a bong or an ornate crack pipe? Either way clean that thing, you gross fuck

Garden sounds like a fucking library

They dont but the whole bay area including san jose loves those teams you fucking dick sucking faggot

Raleigh.

Do you hate "Play that funky music"?

Can't it be both, with some meth added in for flavor?

Better than Detroit

I bet you think you’re so funny, heroin addict bostonite

yes

I actually just closed on a few properties in Detroit.

Winnipeg, used to be Toronto too but now cricket is number 1

welp, that's one in the books, lads. meh game so far desu

you're gonna be a fan of a leaf team then my man :/

wow, this is fucking nothing

F

Every game in this series has been meh at best

>teasing that they're going to talk about the KENTUCKY FUCKING DERBY during the intermission break for an NHL PLAYOFF GAME
Think I might run to the store for the next 18 minutes, lads.

Are you stupid
This has probably been one of the best series in the past 10 years
Only slightly getting beaten out by >rags Kong’s in 2014

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If you're hittin the packy, get me a sixer of sam - nothing queer.

F

yes, that's a terrible song

i had to solve 10 captchas to post this

so? the warriors are not more than the sharks in sj. there are three professional sports teams in san jose and the sharks are by far the most popular. the warriors are more popular in the cities and towns around sj.
t. lives here.

>i cant wait until this senile old boomer finally croaks

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My family hasn't been in Boston since the late 1700s.
I think that our languages have diverged since then.

thinking about Budweiser Copper Lagers, lads

This user make a very salient point
>Award 1 point
enjoy your 1 point, Nonny

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Its paki as in Pakistani retard

>chewie tobacca
based

may the 4th be with you too donny

BASED GRAPES

i-is Pepsi okay?

...

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>chewie tabacca
lel

disgusting

sorry to hear that man

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Don Cherry is a national treasure

based HMCS bootyblasting towelheads with missles and wicked wristers

bar user here, should i go to the bar for 4th night in a row, i wish stong duck could answer

>Ron tries to calm him down
>I DON'T EMBRACE NOTHING, THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF JERKS
BASED DON

based pajeets

Meanwhile I have to watch million dollar mile with Tim Tebow during intermission

Yes.

based don doubling down

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>Don supporting embellishing calls and using your stick instead of your body
Never thought I'd see the day.

ZOOMERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY BASED GRAPES

Why isn't Don Cherry the Prime Minister?

At the teds watch party ama

Would it really matter?

if he ran this year he'd absolutely win

BIG BLACK JERSEYS

Why are they talking about horses in the intermission? What happened?

he'll die before the election

Truly the worst timeline.

based don trying to keep it PG with that calvert highlight of him taking a shot to the face

I guess some shit happened at the horse races but they didn't even clarify what actually happened

The winning horse was popped for roids

something happened at the derby. security was elevated to the maximum level from what i understand. possibly terrorism

the disqualified horse's name is maximum security

MaxSec dabbed on the race, and the blowout boomers raged and pulled a veto on it.

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the horse that crossed the finish line first was disqualified for getting in the way of another horse and blocking his lane, the horse that was far on the outside that crossed the line in 2nd was awarded the win after a lengthy post-race review

i live there too faggot and you are fucking wrong. everyone i know is a warriors fan and a 49ers fan, no one gives a fuck about the sharks even if they won a stanley cup, same shit with LA. no one gives a fuck about the kings around that area

might or might not have busted a nut to this webm before

lmao holy shit, that is a retarded name in this day and age.

I won't judge you.

>everyone knows that black is visually slimming
>Don thinks that the black jerseys make them look bigger
Can we just admit already that he's going senile?

seething cuckhoop brainlet

weird..
my grandpa is about to die but my mom decided to take her and my sister to go visit him in his last few days alive and leave me here to take care of the family pets, even though I was way closer to him than my sister ever was.
Oh well, at least I know i'll see him again in the afterlife.

keep coping retard

Hopefully he asks where you are and makes your sister feel bad.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

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TEDS BTFO

ah i see. so do they actually blame horses? or the jockeys? because if i was the rider i'd say fuck if i know why it did that, not my fault.

KRETCHY

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Elite playmaker David Backes

bob is shit tonight. teds are done

>ted jackets

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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Playoff Bob is back on the menu!

Bob is back to choking. Too bad.

at least one David that's wearing black and gold is doing his job I guess

>columBUST gk keeping

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These dubs say FUCK HONGCOUVER

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Cool

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P! - B! - J!
P! - B! - J!
P! - B! - J!
P! - B! - J!
P! - B! - J!

>LIFTS HIS PAD AS THE PUCK WAS SLIPPING THROUGH

Has the teds meme magic finally run out?

F F F F F
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>thread is dead

Joe Hansen fucking sucks

>PA bumping Tom Petty
good memories man. saw him at the Garden on his last tour... he played two more shows after that before he OD'd. his speaking voice sounded like Dale from King of the Hill's. great show tho

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>92524468
Go fuck yourself you stupid faggot why are you like-fishing on /hoc/ you stupid dumb bitch

I visited Cutivate out in Leicester this afternoon, I am going to have a great fucking sleep.

Sorry, this isn't some meme western conference game that nobody cares about. We're actually watching

>They still run the Matthews & Marner iPhone commercial

Orr tribute.
Noice

he was Lucky on King of the Hill

Let's go bruins

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everyone has to die eventually, and celebs and musicians pass away all the time, but man when he died it was one of few legit times i was sad

Both he and Luann died due to ODing. Pottery.
That said, Tom's channel is the only good thing on XM.

Ah, sorry my bad! That explains why there were no Isles fans in the threads lately. They were watching!

>worst characters are dead
holy shit if they brought koth back now it'd be better than ever

Lucky was the best friend someone could have.

fuck you and fuck your dog faggot attention whore

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well at least perhaps he sang more or less in tune? unlike ozzy.

Luann died from pneumonia

did a dog rape you as a kid or something

>a leaf with a shit opinion
Typical

So did Freddy Mercury, your point?

shit finish

firefox is fixed lads

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that's not overdosing

>YWN never see her naked in her red carpet premiere in a nightie before the drugs

I totally forgot about that. probably where I made the connection

also refpuck

>That explains why there were no Isles fans in the threads lately. They were watching!
No, they were there in those threads, and they were actually a respectable opponent.

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What was wrong with it

how do you not score twice in a row 100% chance

>neckbeard trying to start shit
the fuck outta here, Cleetus Anderson

>PP
(very soft)

can you use ad block plus again?

they hired people who can't code

ublock isn't tho, neither are duckduckgo or httpserrywhere

don't know if i should bother with the late game, or play some vidya

>not using ublock

finnish goaltending>russian goaltending

What did they mean by this

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i was thinking vidya but this game is so low energy it's making me tired

Only a matter of time until Finnish goaltending costs the Bruins the game

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i think it's who they want to be on the Olympic team in 2022

go play fortnite then you casual zoomer fuck
also
>SNL ad
>adam sandler guest star
is it possible to double-reverse-anti-watch a TV show?

works for me

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nice diversity on the blueline

this thread is so slow i can count characters in every post in real time
12403 characters itt

want to play Mordhau but their servers have been under siege since the weekends now here. Prob end up watching >shorks anyway

ahem, please do not impersonate me leaf bro

>TABARNAK
LOL Dubois

the relevant game isnt on for a couple hours

based autistic poster

>2019
>announcing their roster 3 years ahead of time
wtf. that is three long years what if half of them are dead by then??

nigga what

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i am afraid the next relevant game will be no sooner than next spring

weird, in the timeline im from Beijing had their olympics in 2008

How did the poo jackets even make the playoffs?

>Bo Hovart

they had more points than the teams behind them

big if true

How did both division leaders lose to wild cards?

Why does this bruins goalie look so weird?

they had less wins over 7 games

F O R T Y
O
R
T
Y

M I N U T E S
I
N
U
T
E
S

the other team scored more goals than they did in 4 of the games

milbury is right, clenched assholes abound

finnish

ads on the boards:

new amsterdam vodka
navy federal credit union
dunkin
海军联邦
gatorade
geico
great clips
discover
coors light
bridgestone
honda
enterprise
massMutual

did i miss anything?

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Have you heard of the High Elves?

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he looks like a lesbian

dont forget about this neanderthal

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man Free Solo was cuhuhuhraaaayzee ahhha

carey price is still the best goaltender they can find?

are you the same user as ?

two face

>less
FEWER

I’m not 100% sure but Finns are hybrid chinks with mongol dna mixed with Scandinavian

yes. why

i could care fewer

He's got one more year, then hopefully he returns to the circus

is he the Mike Glennon of the NHL?

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PIZZA 73

what happened to gerbil

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F

*couldn't

i could care, couldn't

F

what do they do with all that room?

reminds of this pic from /fa/ meet-up
>5th from left

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more like Pete DeBoner lmao

>5'11 vs 6'0

>they would all look like trannies now
Gotta admit, they were ahead of their time

hacky sack

damn Tukka is taller than Chara

is your ss# on the dark web?

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kek

>mfw i'm having a canada dry lemonade ginger ale

it's pretty good, ewe guise

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youtube.com/watch?v=OjiS20NqNqs

not all nhl locker rooms are so huge

i kind of miss the retardation of Toronto fans these threads aren't the same

incoming >Finnish goaltending

Same

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>000-00-0009
Fuck

activities

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I'm thinking the Bruins might want to extend their lead.

yes but it is so deep down there, nobody cares

Thinking jackets score 2 in the 3rd then an empty netter

2008 boston meet-up was best meet-up
>youtube.com/watch?v=_IqDF7YSCDE

>jakcets in charge of passing

this
>I wanted to post this, but didn't have the right image file

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>if bob didn't confuse the up and down buttons on his mental remote, it would have been 0-0

>/hoc/ should have a meet up
/hoc/ should have a meet up, no fooling

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we would try to play a hockey game, but would probably end up with a bunch of degenerates having a buttfucking and fisting orgy in the showers

we should play shinny some place convenient for everyone

YOU
are not invited to the party

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nobody here actually knows how to play hockey so it would just be people icing the puck and getting in fights

>jackies in charge of turnovers

TEDS DED

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

that's fine as long as it is after the game. i never shower anyway.

>icing the puck
no, nothing that complicated, we will play pond hockey, no rules

OR.. or, hear me out
someone could finally teach me to ice skate, and that could be entertaining
>for people who love disaster films

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SCAAAAARRRRR
BASED FUCKING RAT
THAT FIRST SAVE THOUGH

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

THE RAT STRIKES

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fuck you seriously. where did you come from
go away

>jackoffs

How long were the CBJ defencemen going to watch?

HAIL QUAD SATAN
FUCK BAPHOMET
HAIL MY QUADS BITCHES

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>marSHAN'T catch the puck

Holy shit how did he even get the first save

Bobrovsky is going to be amazing when he's not on a shit team next year

marCHAD

Low energy performance by the Teds

What kind of god would allow this shit to happen?

Chad brad

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i'm autistic and have no balance i can't skate either

This

/hoc/ meet up when
>/where/

This game has been boring desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

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Bobrovsky can't fucking save everything and the rest of the team has been fucking trash tonight.
what a waste

>blow faggots

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when people don't play sports they just chase the ball at a 5th grade level and have 10 players all in the same corner

Marshmont looks so young and Bergeron looks the same

it's been the only subpar one this series desu. goalies have been great though

We can hold hands

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>let him shoot twice point blank

The Fours

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>cumcumbust

The team is playing horribly. It's embarrassing. The Bruins should be up by like 5 if it weren't for Bobrovsky.

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWJOBS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOWJOBS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blwojobs are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the blowjobs might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWJOBS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>the absolute state of ted

oh nonononononononononono pffffffft please i can't bre-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF OHIO

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT COLUMBUS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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One bust of a game in this fire sale of a post season

>meh

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I prefer this version

youtube.com/watch?v=wwpwXzlLK1g

i could teach you fags how to skate in a /hoc/ meet-up, it's what i do for a living

holy fucking wow

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WOOOOAAAHHH
LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Im not giving up just yet, lads. All we need to do is believe and give the teds our energy
\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/\o/ \o/

JUST

out of tune singing

Will they be /rings/ at the meet up?

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500

Looks like a goal to me

That might be in

this game is so boring
i fell asleep and started snoring
and i bet you did too,
i just woke up and it is 0-2.

for those trips, of course

no way you can call that a goal

@finland
ty for rask, everyone here has hated him but i've always had his back
t. Danvers

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A GOAL

that went in

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Fuck that's a goal

i think it is but i don't think they can overturn it based on any of the angles they've showed so far

Bracing for refpuck

its in

>Dumb commentators trying to use logic

That's in

you can see it in the net

these zebras can't keep getting away with it

Definitely in the net...unbiased Caniac here.

Should be a SSCCCAAAAARRRR

>dumb idiot retards screeching bon jovi
>teds score
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CITY'S OBSESSION WITH THAT TERRIBLE MUSIC REEEE

We got fucking bogged

Remember to trips your watress

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Fuck the Columbus Blowjobs

UH OH
>IT WAS 2-0

why dont they just roll out a red carpet and bring in a lie detector to test the goalie?

>ohhhh we're halfway there

TEDS ACTIVATE

>finnish goaltending

>Rask trying his best to pretend it's out
Eat shit

FUCCCCCCCCCC

>Finnish goaltending

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>teds score on an own-goal deflection
THIS DUMB MEME TEAM

The puck clearly bounced off his pad which was waaay over the line
OVER THE LINE
refpuck

LMFAOOOOOOO

SNIPED
TEDS BTFO

SUCK IT REFS

BTFO

i thought i was watching ice hockey and not columbo

SCARRRRRRRRRR
TY BASED PASTA

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

PASTA SNIPE

HOLY FUCK TEDS WHAT IS YOU DOING

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BASED

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WELL DONE BLUE JACKETS WELL DONE..... HOWEVER!!

>acting like hockey players live by an honor system

LOL DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY 2 GOAL LEAD AGAIN FUCK OFF

PASTA

SCARRRRRRRRRR

>TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS >TEDS

PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

the first replay from the main camera angle clear shows the puck in the net

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

LOOKS LIKE PASTAS ON THE MENU BOYS

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SUCK MY DICK OHIO

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I think you mean
>Russian goaltending

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next

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lol

HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK

>TEDS

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THERE'S STILL A CHANCE

And it's gone, fuck off

MEME FLOODGATES.

Now choke on a dick, I bet you love watching divegrass

>RUINS

Choke in progress.
Give 3+ goals in the 3rd?
Lata Hosen

WHAT A SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR