/NRL/ SUPER SUNDAY

watching the netball

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*sniffs Vonnie's farts*

>let Shaun Johnson go
>blood two rookie halves who both do well
>sign a shit manlet halfback 8 rounds in who lost his place to a 18 year old rookie
whats their endgame?

>Vonnie

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winning a premiership mate. haven't you seen the pledge?

>Blocker

mute

>win this game
stay in finals contention
>lose this game
stay in spoon contention

youtube.com/watch?v=Fzx8tOiwk88

GOATcastle

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>he doesnt rate based piss
NSW recall when?

While Blocker is retarded, he is high energy retarded and therefore better than charisma chasms like Corey Parker or Bedsy.

Poor form to say no to a redskin

I've got the same physique as Brenton

True. He's goofy in a charming, lovable way. Bit like Freddy for Channel 9

Its like you want fucked teeth

only happens if you fall asleep with one in

Blocker alluding to the too much pig and beer rule. He's not retarded or boring, he's been around a long time and he knows things about footy

Just witnessed an Anti-SKD moment lads

why would you go to the footy with your missus and sit there with your headphones on

>palagi missus
>gold Nixon watch
>iPhone
>scored his first try
Living the islander dream lads

>another dumb coconut giving away a penalty
Growing tired of this meme lads

based refs keeping them in it with bail out penalties

Me with the telephoto lens.

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is there ANYWHERE i can stream the knights / warriors game?

here's a stream lad
*takes out dick and pisses on you*

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she's already dead retard

>Hosted at best gore

yeah nah

boonga has been low key shit, second year syndrome

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Dont need a second Brisbane peem

Keep the 6th Sydney team, move Perth to Provan and get rid of 2nd NZ

Get rid of all nz peems

>division 1 (22rds H&A)
Top 12 NRL teams
>division 2 (22rds H&A)
bottom 4 NRL teams
Perth
Central Qld
Brisbane Bombers
Ipswich
Redcliffe
Central Coast Bears
Wellington Orcas
PNG
>division 3
QCup and NSW Cup, winners play-off to gain promotion

Wooden spoon == relegation

more like hymenal cunt

This is more sensible. Create a division 2 and put all the expansion clubs in there. Then just have promotion and relegation from there.

It's over, it's too deep into pig and beer time

This is fucking brutal. Why would someone do this to Darius?

youtu.be/oYiu-RvKfKk

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>broncos get relegated to division 2
>crowds drop by average of 10k per round
>tv ratings fall sharply
yeah that will play well

cringe and blue pilled

Did I mention we're scrapping the salary cap entirely.

that's full fucking rated

Really wish I could kill all pigeons lads

>Lives Long

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>b-b-but what about muh broncucks
the TV ratings and crowds would be made up by a second division that people will have a reason to care about and all the dead rubber games at the end of the season that now become important and it gives people a reason to go support bottom eight teams.

Big crowd at WankFest. Parra will rip them apart

Rabs: white people arr rook same

fucking coconuts

yep, looks like i shall be charging into the top 8

oh fuck he blind

>you now remember Nae Nae McDonalds

Shaun Lane is pretty sexy no homo

For me it's James Graham, no homo

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>taking a shit

based tantrum thrower

based refs ruining this semen slurping sport

ben hunt, always knew he got safe hands

based

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wtf lads
why are there so many people in this stadium

coconut finally using his head

The old short pass to the head.

>pooses

DRAGODS

Unironically love those kind of tries ladies

>dabs on your new stadium

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Those tries just before halftime are real killers

Here comes the refball

Reminder that weebs are statistically more likely to be Parramatta fans

No shit mate, of course asians are more likely to be weebs

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Those guys are obviously plastics, not supporting the local club in whatever the metro cup is called this year. Terry Lamb played here.

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Is it true that "anti" smoking advertising like nicorette actually supports and encourages smoking

As a smoker, I want one now that you mention it

Ads always do little to motivate people to move outside their boundaries. Someone already smoking will likely see an anti smoking ad and think about smoking, someone already quitting will see it and reinforce their decision to quit. Few will see it and be inspired to change.

Not sure I want my daughters watching this sport where men thrust their crotches at the screen. Think I shall be writing a letter to Mr Greenberg, ladies.

based greenberg

When do the origin peem pists get released?

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get absolutely shit on dufty

>that jump
lmao

should've played the whole round at this stadium instead of shitty pissbane

>opponent needs gutho to score 70 more
fug

Duff Man

coconuts shouldn't be allowed to play they are too brutish for our based white boys

based refs ignoring the forward pass

typical dirty nigger

I have every single one of you

have us what mate top kek

>I have every single one of you

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based phoneposter

>taking the shit
Dragons win incoming

Just switched on the game. Somebody show this stadium to /afl/

coconuts should be sent off for leading with their brainless heads

>that backflip
absolute madman

based refball

>miss catch
>just stand there watching what happens after

just following the post try celebrations narrative

inb4 fergo gets warned for post try celebrations or some other dumb greenberg shit

Some gayfsmell fan beat up a downy?

It's not refball when a retard can't play the ball correctly lmao

Remember when a bunch of nrl players were paid to do fortnite shit as advertisement after tries

*does goanna*

>1st offside from kickoff call all season
>1st incorrect play the ball all season
>Ferguson cleary hits the ball into Pereira's hand
got to keep these Poora fans turning up I guess

stay salty lad

>it's a hunt's brain doesn't work in the last crucial moments of a game episode

how is that played at?

Shan't be worried as I brush with colgate

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>getting penalised for actually being offside
>getting penalised for actually not playing the ball correctly
>imagining that it's even possible in reality to knock-on when your hand is infront of the ball
>being thrashed by parra after leading by 14
>being a st george supporter

Must be a repeat

how was that not a loose carry?

bin that coconut

>huge win at new stadium
>lose easy matchup to disperse suspicion
>another refball performance at new stadium
Wow lads I can't wait to go to Bankwest! I shall be buying lots and lots of beer and food too!

>he loopholed cook instead of captaining sivo

End of year ladder:

1. Roosters
2. Rabbitohs
3. Parramatta
4. Melbourne
5. Raiders
6. Cronulla
7. Dragons
8. Broncos

Grand Final: Souths v Roosters
Premiers: Roosters

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>it's a salty dragqueen complains about refball after his team collapses horribly episode
based

>8. Broncos

broncos going to make the 8 for that sweet tv ratings only to get knocked out week one

Actual ladder here:
1 Easts
2 Souths
3 Melbourne
4 Parramatta
5 Manly
6 Canberra
7 St George
8 Cronulla

>he doesn’t know about refball

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>bunker interjected after the game was over anyway to incorrectly sin bin a player
Hoooooooly shit. How embarrassing.

Shitly won’t make the 8. They’ve only played easy teams so far and will get exposed when they play against other top 8 teams

based me winning in 3/3 leagues again lads

>inb4 niteshite

>/afl/CHADS bullying the FUCK out of /nrl/ets

>those quads
that hurts tbqh

They drew against Souths at brookvale. Haven't checked the draw but they could beat anyone at brookvale this year it seems

>tv off after another round of footy
>lying on couch in total darkness
well.. see you next weekend my only friends

>drew

>implying you aren't going to be shitposting here in soccer threads all week like you always do

Cam Smith making excuses for not being good enough for Cronulla ambush. Storm lose 2 games and Bellamy loses his shit

Who are the good guy and bad guy peems this year?

i recommend passing the time by jerking off to anime pornography and JAV

drawed?

It was 13-12 dumb potato nigger

A botched final play sparked an argument among Melbourne Storm players that began with superstars Cameron Munster and Cameron Smith, Sharks captain Paul Gallen says.
Cronulla beat Melbourne 20-18 on Friday night, in a match that left Storm coach Craig Bellamy threatening to drop players.
Frustrations boiled over, according to Gallen, when Melbourne blew their last chance to force a victory, with a communication breakdown between Munster and Smith.

Another good game ruined by refball

It was golden point

“The last play of the game, I was concerned. There was a penalty given away; I don’t know why we gave a penalty away 20 metres out from our tryline, but we did," Gallen said on the Sunday Footy Show.
"They came down and tapped the ball, passed the ball to Munster and I was in front of Munster; not one-on-one, but I was like, ‘What’s he gonna do here?’ And he almost just took a hit-up.
"I just grabbed him and held on to the ball and I heard … Munster started arguing. Munster went straight back at Cam Smith, they all started arguing amongst each other.
"They obviously never got their call right, which you don’t see from the Melbourne Storm. They are the best in the competition from set starts. Thankfully they ruined that one, anyway!”

still counts as a win

good guy GOATcastle

good guys: melbourne

bad guys: everyone else

>GOATcastle could be back in the 8 as early as next week
ABSOLUTELY BASED

poorce and poonga will be injured soon enough

What do you if a job applying for asks for a reference from your current manager but your current manager is a cunt?

stop being poor

Good guys
>Souths
>Newcastle
>Parramatta
>Canterbury
>North Qld
>Canberra
>Cronulla

Bad guys
>Melbourne
>Easts
>St George
>Manly
>Broncos

Irrelevant
>Penrith
>Gold Coast
>Balmain & Wests
>Auckland

just get your mate to pretend to be your manager

Carmen' s cereal lads

where in the world is carmen sandiago lads

>Balmain & Wests
cringe

for me its the irish proxy

I am such a fat pathetic piece of shit

Not even that mad lads. No JDB, basically no Frizell, lost Norman for a half.

based ivan

.

Gutho signed for 3 years at Parra

>LE BASED CONTRACT EXTENSION MAN XD XD

Just did a massive poo

post it

always do the opposite of what a trippy tells you

on that note, I hereby retire nightshift!!jdy0Pzj+Quc. Thank you.

freshie

>inb4 dayshift

danny dayshift

POOR LITTLE GONG KEKS

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>the absolute state of queensland teams

See you in tomorrows thread nightshite

now retire your dozen other personas Ivan

last for DCElite

Last for Based Elite Me

Decided to play video games instead of watching those games today ladies did I miss anything?

i run this place and i call the shots around here

nobody but me gets the last post

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*converts your try for the last post*

based drug addict

I made a cool $30 from backing newwy and parra so that's cool

based gambling addict

Lets get this thread to 200

shall be spending it on more gambling

allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your wise decision to gamble and actively participate in the idiot tax that helps to stimulate our economy

it's dannyshift now

no, i already named you danny dayshift. what i say goes and if you dont play by my rules, you will be out of this poomunity faster than you can shit your pants after a night of your mothers cooking.

hmm...nah. I wrote family guy /nrl/ fanfiction.

from this point on you are muted from posting here

don't talk back to me

nobody else can see your posts

loved that family guy fanfic. haha

I can't see any new posts

well lads we made it to 200. a lot of a one said this wouldn't happen but here we are. absolutely based and thriving community. also filter all tripfags

All I see is Josh Reynolds talking to himself.

How do I prove I'm not in NZ nor using a proxy and some butthurt mod has stuck me with a NZ flag?

>been gambling on the same $100 sportsbet deposit for 6 years

bookies hate me lads

based. got any advice?

>continuously betting
>never cashing out your winnings
yeah I'm sure bookies despise you, brainlet

I've been banned from 5 online bookies

>Muh one deposit bookies hate me baka

fuck off

how do you get banned

Winning too much and spamming promos

You think they don't ban people who win too much?

kek

KEK

sure mate. sue them if it's true

Good luck with that, it's totally legal dipshit

abc.net.au/news/2019-01-20/gambling-how-bookmakers-stop-winning-betters/10708394
fuck me you're right

also I really don't appreciate being called dipshit. if you would apologise

I apologise for being curt with you mate but I thought it was common knowledge

Just look at this bet I made months ago, 'partially accepted' means they can reject it if Denver win and I can't do anything

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I'm waiting

yeah had no idea, I only opened an account last week for some cheeky afl multis, otherwise don't care for betting

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how in tf is this legal btw