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qt ice girls edition

CBJ @ BOS, 7:15
COL @ SJS, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

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First for teds

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i eat ass

This, but tummies.

>Islanders still on the map

soon

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Who /derby/ here

Here who you got

heck off

The manlet spic

gonne consume some legal DUDE, have a few beers and enjoy the burritos i made while bombston gets memed on by teds, how about you lads

May the 4th be with you

Turkey burgers, star wars marathon, Kentucky derby and Ted's tying up the series

>Turkey burger
With onions sauce I'm sure

do you pronounce it darby?

No I'm not limey scum

series is tied casual hill billy

is this the future of the NHL?

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Please hockey gods, make Pierre McGuire disappear from this gay earth. Praise Ted.

Oh shit you're right. Even spicier it should be then.

ottawa 67s vs guelph was awesome who saw that game

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Feelio when you want the huskies to win again just so dobson can get back to back memorial cup championships

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penalty kill is the future

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n-n-nuh-uh...

Islanders territory is now rightfully canes clay

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Waiting for the Syfy channel to release a Sharkalanche movie

>Everblades already on to the conference finals
holy fucking based

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2-point scoring line is

>Start time 7:15 PM ET
what did they mean by this?

Horse

>yfw the Canes, Checkers, and Everblades BTFO the entire hockey world

big if true

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

>rooting for regional rivals
ishiggy

BRUINS!

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It's purely based on driving distance from county seat to stadium

Sharks

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>fucking 5 hour broadcast where all they do is talk and show the betting odds
>they still have to push hockey back 15 minutes
t-thanks

>fucking 5 hour broadcast
HOW
FUCKING HOW
IT'S A 2-MINUTE RACE

Why do you fuck faggots keep allowing randy to make threads

idk, it started around noon MST and is only wrapping up now. the big race was ~20 minutes ago.

fuck boomers

HPK are now your 19' Liiga Champions.

Business idea: rename HPK to HBK

based

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P-B-J!
P-B-J!
P-B-J!

Gay and bankrupt

why hasnt the fucking game started yet

>they’re actually going to review a fucking horse race

Fuck video replay

Kentucky derby bullshit still going

GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>horses
>no hockey
REEEEEE

how many punches do you think it would take chara to knock a horse out cold

>winner got disqualified

Imagine if they did that with the finals on a GWG where the coach challenged offside, won it, their team won it in OT and won the series. That’s bullshit

He’d get knocked out first

Three at most.

where is the fucking game? FUCK

Who would win: a horse-sized Chara or a Chara-sized horse?

Now you know how all us golden knights fans feel.

Maximum security is going to become glue

the 1999 sabres want to know your location

>us

Except you blew a 3-1 series lead and a 3-0 lead because your players nigged out. I hold no sympy for vegass

imagine still being salty that you lost after being up 3-1

I dislike boomer pony racing.

Horse sized Chara ez

Man what a fucking waste of time that race is

still seething eh

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This isnt apehoop get this negro out of here

Fuck, I never thought of it that way...

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START THE DAMN GAME BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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For fucks sake you guys STILL won't shut the fuck up.

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Fuck horses in general.

NEED A GAMETHREAD!

What did he mean by this?

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Is an horse an athlete?

Robert memes are a forgotten relic

BOS CBJ GAME THREAD

>broadcast delayed by horses
why are burgers so casual

more like kenducky turkey amirite

idk why dont we ask your mom

>crippled hockey
>literally keep them in cages

have sex

They are spammed in every got thread

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

hello i am here for hockey

/cric/ is two doors down

>moving back puck drop because they can’t put the game on a different channel
REEEEEEEEEEEE

"no"

based bobbyposter

based nostalgicposter

cringe seetheposter

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you sure about that?

>1.79 for gas
;-;

send the horses to the glue factory already wtf

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WHY IS THE WESTERN CONFERENCE GAMES PLAYED SO FUCKING LATE ALL THE TIME??????????

>booing a horse

FUCK
HORSES

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7pm isnt late

They're in the west

who deflated those horses

>what are timezones?

dislike horses myself.

based

Go Wild Cards

>

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not him but
>what are weekends

>what are Finns

Thank Ya so much, la, I appreciate it

>/hoc/ is /home/

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Kind-hearted and magical.

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they cute

Agreed my friend.

retard

The game thread is full of tripfags
I can’t be exposed to so much gayness

ah what happened?

this because no one outside of the liberal hell hole that is new england has any tolerance for bahhhhston spoahhts and their mouth breathing fans

next year's the year

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>Boston thread
Of course it's full of faggots, what did you expect?

I can’t stand it what happened to the jackets band wagoners?

>

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I'd be shitposting, but I'm at work

FUCKING refpuck

Why can't hockey be as action packed and fast paced as football?

Which childhood trauma causes someone to be a tripfag on an anonymous image board?

>handegg game
>player moves 5 feet
>play stops for 20 minutes

seeing kariya get killed

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BLOOD FOR THE FILTER GOD

Delete this post.

Good morning son

I went through some rough shit growing up, and I have never used or even considered using a tripcode.

Why does that look like peewee hockey

image is stretched out so the players look like midgets

make me fag

>Carolina has 2 sweeps in a row
I am excited

BASED and jedipilled

Everyone that makes round 3 has 2 sweeps in a row ya queer

ha ha same
>youtube.com/watch?v=FTSoI1IZRL4

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what's grapes saying

No one knows anymore.

>(You)

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Had the navy on
Made fun of Carolina for being Reddit
Complimented a bunch of players who's names he's forgotten.

doubled down on canes fans being shit

>let’s make ai without bias
Lol

The first time Don went off about the Storm Surge, it sounded like he was just trying to be provocative.
This time, he just sounds like he's going senile.

>checks in 4
>marlels in 5
>wolfies in 7
>gulls in 7

>don't have much money
>didn't go to the Checkers game tonight
>turns out I'm missing a great game
>I'm not supporting >my team
I feel bad.

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have sex

Islanders territory was never Islanders territory to begin with

Never skip a playoff hockey game

Why do they have biased announcers on nbc?

how is Doc biased?

Michigan-dwelling Wongs fan rooting for Bloos

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Because they're all stupid old boomers who can't adapt and just mindlessly run with whatever team they remember as having been good twenty or thirty years ago.

Occasionally, they'll do their best impression of someone adapting, like how serial killers try to do an impression of normal people so that they don't get found out, and you'll get shit like pic related.

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Because he just is.

Good advice

No :)

great comeback

Thank you. Thought hard and long about my response.

tbf Doc is way better as far as being neutral goes than everyone else that they have

Imagine giving any trip fag other than bracket a (you)

based and he'soneofthegoodonespilled

>Because they're all stupid old boomers who can't adapt and just mindlessly run with whatever team they remember as having been good twenty or thirty years ago.
And they get all defensive of those teams, and see any team that isn't them as some pretender or fraud, which gradually morphs into bias.

Oh (you) guys

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You ight

92525459
Fuck this nigga

he's better than pierre mansplainer

92525459
is a dumb bitch

This thread is going so slowly that I could post about >my team to my heart's content and you'd all have to just be thankful that I'm bumping it.

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He’s a massive faggot shut the fuck up

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/hoc/ needs to seriously get its collective shit together, we can bump this thread at the same time as gamethreads, come on

Let's start posting music recommendations again.

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I'd rather see more canes tiddies gifs

Can I save this thread?

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Those only get posted when >we score, user.

Time by Electric Light Orchestra

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will i ever get my foreskin back

RIP

should i ask that chinese qt out?

I'm can usually read a woman pretty well, but this one has me baffled.
>Should I make a move?

Who /house/ here?
youtu.be/pZbZZW7Gdoo

>chinese
>qt

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youtube.com/watch?v=dAHOLlLBoUA

should i head to the bar again, i'm still hungover from last night

>do po pushups before asking out the girl
Strong duck is BASED AF

will I score with the milf at work?

youtu.be/twYNehfMF0E
youtu.be/pkXQgO-4ToY
youtu.be/fqgEOMPmO2A
youtu.be/tgFDutGxm-0
youtu.be/BAyADMSppaw
youtu.be/AZeGmKK8ZW0

Some of the things I like to listen to

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should I just give up?

FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK RRRREEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFD

finally done helping my friend move just in time to see columbus score
fookin based

haha fuck

Fucking Christ

you don’t have to put a name on your posts, we know it’s you

Should I start playing League?

I hate when players break their gear. Have some respect you fuck

t. lowtest

bing bing

Please come back
Please win game 6 and 7

meme game

are the teds going to lose this series?

t. manchild

Eh I just want to clarify it’s me.

DZINGEEEERRRR

>no matter who wins the bad guy wins
not a good feel

will the teds lose this series?

hope he paid for pizza and beers

IT
WAS
TWO
TO ZERO

SCAARRRR AND THE GAME IS TIED

answer the fucking question: are the teds going to lose this series?

>RUINS

>IT WAS 3-1

STOP MAKING ME ASK YOU OVER AND OVER YOU FUCKING MEME DUCK
WILL THE TEDS LOSE THIS SERIES?

respect for who? a piece of wood? woods not alive bro

fucking nbc

respect for the game

HOWLING at this turn of events

the game isn't alive either

Will the Ted's score the next goal?

you can’t prove that

for me, it's J Dilla
youtube.com/watch?v=DhCmyUUD1c4

Strong duck says maybe but satan says yes

well fuck

Respect for your equipment. I bet you're one of those fags that threw his controller when the game was too hard

What a fucking goal. Jesus christ noodle.

Strong duck confirmed more powerful than satan

does she wanna date?

>user gets charged for rape

thank you duck

we went on one date but i can't tell if she wants to keep going.

shit game

will we be spared from ted's wrath?

just got home from the dispo. right on time
go avs

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CLINCHING IN COLUMBUS
GG JACKOFFS

seriously tho that was a fucking wild 3rd period

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Why is Milbury always negative?

Not even slightly worried lol

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lmaoing @ ted rn

Any good marchand memes?

>le Boston isn’t going to blow game 6 like always

Old man Chara needs to retire

>teds

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>respect for a piece of wood
if it were a one-of-a-kind hand-carved masterpiece, sure. if it's mass-produced and you have the money to buy another, no big deal

now, it is a failure of self-control, but that's different.

Shit that was actually a good game, even if the bad guys won

i like chad marchand
i am not a leafs or habs fan
is this allowed?

>piece of wood
lad, the hasn't been a wooden stick in the nhl for 10-15 years

Prepare for the DENVER BVLL

>went to do something before the OT
>come back and game is over

good ending to the third period
Game Overall was lackluster, 2/5 at best

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>/goodguys/ on the ropes

Yes.

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>colcumblast blow foreskins

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...

I'm looking for a city where hockey is the most popular sport.

must bing game

pay denbts

vancouver canada

las vegas

I know it's hard to believe, but places like toronto and montreal actually count as cities

Why is he so BASED?

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>Grecian hasn't been to /hoc/ in ages

he must be so lonely and cold
>and hungry

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ping pong

he could eat pasta off of his stick

Arguably Tampa, I see way more bolts logos, stickers and flags here than I see for either the Bucs or the Rays.

what the fffffffffffffffffffffffffuck is milbury still doing alive.

Name a more pathetic and embarrassing team than the Teds

Suck my turd cutter teds

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he was he just the other day

your team

will her and I end up together?

lgbtning

Will I die a virgin?

Edmonton
Calgary, except they love handegg too
and Winner Pig
>or, move to Yellow Fork, idk
WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU????

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should I ask the qt at the gas station out?

car parts

Laffs

Fuck, re-roll

Did someone feed him and clean his pen??

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yah I did, I’m a very compassionate person
like jesus

Bless You, user

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Then look no further than the sunbelt

Will Connor McJesus ever hoist a cup?

you a howler the yeti man or a bernie the st. Bernard man?

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yes
for the vegas knights

>PAC12 hockey

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>big lereddit
Faggot.

the name of Bernie reminds me of that socialist and a Yeti is more unique that just a dog, but Bernie's design has more soul

ya mad bruh?

For me, it's the no teds.

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The Sh/a/rks are winning it all lads

another shit game

Threadly reminder that sharks fans are not welcome on 4channel

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I kinda was hopping one of them would flash, was disappointed when it didn't happen

The Bruins are such a fluke team.

It's also fucking absurd how Chara can get away with murder on the ice and refs will refuse to call a penalty.

INTENT TO BLOW
INTENT TO BLOW
INTENT TO BLOW

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t. Seething laffs fan

How is it, that the most balanced and "talented" team left in the East is the "fluke" one?????
They were the 2nd best team in the league behind tampa, record-wise?????

Aren't the teds the flukey ones??? Or the Canes???

cry more

>Laffs

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No, just an objective hockey fan pointing out facts.

t. Tedqueer

pathetic

REFS WHY ARENT YOU HELPING US???

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>facts.

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>the team that swept the best-regular-season-ever Bolts in the first round is less of a fluke than the Bruins

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Oilers are quietly putting together a dynasty. McDavid and Final Soultion Man have plenty of time still and they are collecting a solid group of young prospects. Just look at how well their young prospects are doing in the AHL and CHL playoffs. Pulju will break out this next seaso with his bionic hip replacement and they will be unstoppable.

Canes/stars Stanley cup. Based or soy__boy fest?

Why aren’t you boycotting the NHL in solidarity with our sisters?

calumbus red shorts

>hell no
Based
Strong duck has told everyone who is asking a girl out for the first time to do pushups

based

winning 4 games in a row against a team that many claimed was the best team in history is about the furthest from a fluke you can get

For those about to be swept

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based post

because we're not faggot cucknadians

tampery flaming bolts

>he thinks it takes a fluke to demolish and sweep the best-regular-season-team-ever

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>many claimed
how stupid do they feel LOL

freo dockers

I've never experienced my team suffering a second-round elimination before. What is it like, /hoc/?

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This. Personally, I shan't be watching another NHL game until a women hickey player is paid the same as men.

Imagine being a SEETHING leaf

>1993

I predicted the tampa bay choke
ask me anything

again
>7th-seed SWEEPS the (on paper) mother of all 1st-seeds
>in the first round
it's effectively the >18-1 of hockey. how on earth is that not a fluke?

raleigh is a hokky city yet?

will >shorks shork?

>1 game in which anything can happen vs. 4 games in a row
i don't know user i'm absolutely baffled wondering why these would be different

Flukes don't happen 4 games in a row - and decisively.

18-1 was just 1 game. Multiple irregular, lucky things happened for the Giants.

the whole point of a 7 game series is to eliminate the 1 game "fluke" win

"Remember when we swept the worst best NHL team in the history of the league?"

- The Ohio Teds

COPE

people who bang on the glass are low iq

>ken Holland might be the oilers next GM

The actual fuck they could do something good?

t. easily startled onions

imagine not pressing your bare bum against the glass

people who turn around to wave at the broadcast camera during live play are high iq

Is couture legitimately retarded?

the "water" will get to him within a few months

I always just imagined those seats were reserved for the special people.

avs are spending too much time in their own zone

Bet youre the type of guy that goes to a game and doesnt say a word the entire night

A

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>onions
what does this mean anyway?

>lets hire another old fuck who is coasting on past success with a different franchise
No. The Oilers should find their own identity and stop going after the used goods of other teams.

people who talk about iq as an objective measurement of intelligence are low iq

hokkei arenas need huge standing room sections again

Why is that fuckwit Tortorella dressing 7 defenceman, one of which has never played an nhl game?

REFS

N

It's the filter for onions ya dumb basedboy.

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go back

This leaf is really fucking assblasted over the bruins winning.

-ot an argument, fag

What's the most beautiful sound in the world /hoc/?

hes a frikkin genius idiot, shut up

The third death knell of a New Brunswick black bear after you’ve shot him clean through the shoulder.
Loudest fucking thing youll hear in your life and then the entire forest just falls silent right thereafter, as if every fucking living thing in the area new exactly what that sound meant.

Absolute wonders.

When you flip a perfect pancake onto a plate.

man san jose sucks

skate on ice

youtube.com/watch?v=id4jIvONVWc

The way my kitty meows

hockey on the radio

the sound of me banging your girlfriend

Bruins goal celebration

youtube.com/watch?v=h-M-ML05k8I
kino

That'd be Raleigh.

>classic torts seething during the press q&a
honestly expect him to stroke out on camera one day

Someone you love saying "I love you" to you.

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I love you canesfren

how is that possible? lets bring equality into this, by doing so you remove which one is male or female, coincidentally the womans sport gets watched 90% less than the mans sport, hence they get paid less, it wouldn't be equal for them to get paid the same as a man when noone cares about watching them play sports

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BING BING WAHOO

i love you user

Thanks, bud.
Sure hope there isn't a "psyche!" coming now.

>Charlotte takes all of the other major sports (FB,BB,SAWKAH, etc.)
>Raleigh gets Hockey, but is also the only NC team with a major national championship
seems rather fair TBQH

BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Not worried
Columbus is wining game 6 and 7

You don’t have to attach doubt and skepticism to every post you make you know?

t. shannon

He's great. Demands honest reporting, simple as that. The press shouldn't ask questions with buzz headlines in mind and should actually ask meaningful questions about the game.

how do i gain confidence?

bags of sand

Correct

be yourself

the sound the browser makes when you get a (you)

Based

ha ha, yeah...

Not sure if you are kidding but they don't want NHL money, just marketing stuff. 90% of the people shitting on this idea don't know that fact. The NWHL has lost pretty much every single star they have left to this boycott and every high level collegiate prospect has said fuck off to the NWHL as well.

this

>shouldn't ask questions with buzz headlines in mind
they're just trying to get a quote they can use. even "obvious" things like "it sucks to lose" need support, because reporters aren't supposed to pretend to be mind-readers. just answer the question and move on.

a few of the questions are dumb, but mostly torts is just making everyone's lives harder

drinking a yoohoo lads

implying making reporters lives harder isn't a good thing

you need to go back

for me, it's olaf kolzig

Im have mashed potators and watermelon for din din

>I hate reporters, torts grumbled as he climbed into the bentley he bought with money from a team and league that depends on publicity

based retard

fuck off, reporters add jackshit other than gaining ad revenue for their publication. they have no bearing on whether or not people watch

big fan of hockey, bobes, girls' butts and
vagina simple as

then why does the league mandate players and coaches have media availability?

What's the most beautiful smell in the world /hoc/?

Fresh Pasta

to keep the journalism industry alive?

are the bruins going to win the superbowl? Who is considered the best team right now?

>What's the most beautiful smell in the world /hoc/?
The smell of a girl's hair as she's sleeping in your bed next to you.

onions af

REFS
HELP

How did the Islanders get swept
Straight up embarrassing

found the queer

Fuck niggers

not sure why they'd care about an industry they're not part of. unless somehow press coverage affected their revenue

yeah he's right here

If this boycott is supposed to last until they can find a viable economic model, then it's going to last forever. Women's sports are a meme at best. I get why they're doing it, but at the same time, I don't think they'll make any progress.

>liking girls is gay
You might be genuinely retarded.

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>liking someone who likes men
top gay

>girl(male)
Nice try gay boy.

Truly this image has evolved over the course of this season.

Don't rope me into your weird fetishes.

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>rope me
dude this is 4channel pleas stay family friendly

>Don't rope me into you...
Why would I do that gay boy?

You guys do realize that the Teds are going to sweep the Bruins in 7 right?

>West
close competitive series'
>East
blowouts galore

???

The teams in the west are shitty stinky poo that can barely wrestle each other in the mud for 2nd place, while the chads in the East know when it's not their night against a tougher, more skilled East chad opponent, but also know it'll all payoff in the end when they get to the cup and steamroll a 4-0 sweep.

teds more like deds

Just give Boston the Prince of Wales trophy or whatever the fuck it's called right now. Don't even bother have the ECF

eastern conference is a meme

if by "Teds" you mean Bruins and by "Bruins" you mean "Teds", then no, you're still wrong because the Bruins are clinching in Columbus on Monday night

>getting blown the fuck out
>chad

metro is winning the cup again

not if the teds lose

did I fucking stutter?

the phrase "blown the fuck out" has been watered down on 4spee so much that it's lost all of its meaning
>lose tight, well-played game
>BTFO
>lose in a lopsided game
>BTFO
>choke like Bolts or Vegass
>BTFO
>lose average-tier game
>BTFO
any time anyone loses they get "blown the fuck out". come up with some new shit already

yes you did kendall

I used to think it meant bent the fuck over

Torts, generally speaking, represents chaos.

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Drinking rum for the first time in about 3 years lads

which? how's it taste?

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Kraken, was on sale. It tastes like a Caribbean steel drum beat and molasses

for me it’s bottom shelf vodka
the one in the plastic bottle

Nice, had a glass of Plantation Pinapple last night. I hope you enjoy yourself :)

I’m cutting it with an ice cube and a splash of Pepsi

based

4channel is filled with npc's whose only goal is to get (You)'s. They specialize in short 1 line posts that inspire responses.

Awesome, whatever drink you prefer is the right drink

I don't think you have too much to worry about, Rum isn't that strong to begin with.

I’d like to add I’m listening to beach boys whilst sipping rum

>they’re talking about “it” again in the game thread

Kraken is a higher octane 94 proof it’s pretty stiff

Spiced to give you hair on your gf's balls. It gets the job done.

Nice. Sharing a bottle of white wine with my mom as we watch the game.

lucky

Tell mum I said hi pls

patrician. Pet Sounds? Smile? Endless Summer? Or something else?

Pet Sounds in headphones and the hackey game on tv

AND THATS THE BLOODY THING ABOUT PUNCHING YOUR PLAYERS

ayyy bby

nice contrast.

Palo Santo

MY BOI DONSKOI

Based fellow patrician

goon thornton

Makar is feeling the HERTL

Is there a SINGLE team in the west that isn’t gay or a meme?

Red Wings

Blackhawks

Horrible game, when will hockey be great again?

Top b8 8/8

unfortunately not at least until october

teams that suck aren't automatically memes, gaylord

You seem upset

coyotes

Black cocks are so meme they got bullied off /hoc/ and the wings aren’t in the west anymore

so basically if mackinnon has an offnight the avs are absolute shit

bruins desu

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there are basically two players that matter on the avs: mackinnon and grubauer

>one line team does bad when said line can't do anything
Really gets my almonds going

what has 100 legs and 10 teeth?

Hmm

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Sharkies desu

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wow

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ur mom

Shorks win! Time to celebrate!
youtube.com/watch?v=b9yoaqAVH8M

Mmmm Shork Cuties.

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Grubauer is so amazing god damn

the boston cheer squad

>Grubes now has 2 Stars from this series in games he lost
Lol

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next thread better be high effort. im talking scores, news, brackets, the works.

I AM A SHARKS FAN BUT I ALSO HATE FAGS QUEERS TRANNIES AND JEWS WUT DO???

I don’t make threads

...

news:
>this team won
>this team lost
>this player did good
>this coach was angry

early shant

>early
shant

>>this coach was angry
this really only ever applies to 1 guy