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COL @ SJS, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
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First for teds
i eat ass
This, but tummies.
>Islanders still on the map
soon
Who /derby/ here
Here who you got
heck off
The manlet spic
gonne consume some legal DUDE, have a few beers and enjoy the burritos i made while bombston gets memed on by teds, how about you lads
May the 4th be with you
Turkey burgers, star wars marathon, Kentucky derby and Ted's tying up the series
>Turkey burger
With onions sauce I'm sure
do you pronounce it darby?
No I'm not limey scum
series is tied casual hill billy
is this the future of the NHL?
Please hockey gods, make Pierre McGuire disappear from this gay earth. Praise Ted.
Oh shit you're right. Even spicier it should be then.
ottawa 67s vs guelph was awesome who saw that game
Feelio when you want the huskies to win again just so dobson can get back to back memorial cup championships
penalty kill is the future
n-n-nuh-uh...
Islanders territory is now rightfully canes clay
Waiting for the Syfy channel to release a Sharkalanche movie
>Everblades already on to the conference finals
holy fucking based
2-point scoring line is
>Start time 7:15 PM ET
what did they mean by this?
Horse
>yfw the Canes, Checkers, and Everblades BTFO the entire hockey world
big if true
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
>rooting for regional rivals
ishiggy
BRUINS!
It's purely based on driving distance from county seat to stadium
Sharks
>fucking 5 hour broadcast where all they do is talk and show the betting odds
>they still have to push hockey back 15 minutes
t-thanks
>fucking 5 hour broadcast
HOW
FUCKING HOW
IT'S A 2-MINUTE RACE
Why do you fuck faggots keep allowing randy to make threads
idk, it started around noon MST and is only wrapping up now. the big race was ~20 minutes ago.
fuck boomers
HPK are now your 19' Liiga Champions.
Business idea: rename HPK to HBK
based
P-B-J!
P-B-J!
P-B-J!
Gay and bankrupt
why hasnt the fucking game started yet
>they’re actually going to review a fucking horse race
Fuck video replay
Kentucky derby bullshit still going
GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>horses
>no hockey
REEEEEE
how many punches do you think it would take chara to knock a horse out cold
>winner got disqualified
Imagine if they did that with the finals on a GWG where the coach challenged offside, won it, their team won it in OT and won the series. That’s bullshit
He’d get knocked out first
Three at most.
where is the fucking game? FUCK
Who would win: a horse-sized Chara or a Chara-sized horse?
Now you know how all us golden knights fans feel.
Maximum security is going to become glue
the 1999 sabres want to know your location
>us
Except you blew a 3-1 series lead and a 3-0 lead because your players nigged out. I hold no sympy for vegass
imagine still being salty that you lost after being up 3-1
I dislike boomer pony racing.
Horse sized Chara ez
Man what a fucking waste of time that race is
still seething eh
This isnt apehoop get this negro out of here
Fuck, I never thought of it that way...
START THE DAMN GAME BEFORE I PISS MESELF
For fucks sake you guys STILL won't shut the fuck up.
Fuck horses in general.
NEED A GAMETHREAD!
What did he mean by this?
Is an horse an athlete?
Robert memes are a forgotten relic
BOS CBJ GAME THREAD
>broadcast delayed by horses
why are burgers so casual
more like kenducky turkey amirite
idk why dont we ask your mom
>crippled hockey
>literally keep them in cages
have sex
They are spammed in every got thread
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
hello i am here for hockey
/cric/ is two doors down
>moving back puck drop because they can’t put the game on a different channel
REEEEEEEEEEEE
"no"
based bobbyposter
based nostalgicposter
cringe seetheposter
you sure about that?
>1.79 for gas
;-;
send the horses to the glue factory already wtf
WHY IS THE WESTERN CONFERENCE GAMES PLAYED SO FUCKING LATE ALL THE TIME??????????
>booing a horse
FUCK
HORSES
7pm isnt late
They're in the west
who deflated those horses
>what are timezones?
dislike horses myself.
based
Go Wild Cards
>
not him but
>what are weekends
>what are Finns
Thank Ya so much, la, I appreciate it
>/hoc/ is /home/
Kind-hearted and magical.
they cute
Agreed my friend.
retard
The game thread is full of tripfags
I can’t be exposed to so much gayness
ah what happened?
this because no one outside of the liberal hell hole that is new england has any tolerance for bahhhhston spoahhts and their mouth breathing fans
next year's the year
>Boston thread
Of course it's full of faggots, what did you expect?
I can’t stand it what happened to the jackets band wagoners?
>
I'd be shitposting, but I'm at work
FUCKING refpuck
Why can't hockey be as action packed and fast paced as football?
Which childhood trauma causes someone to be a tripfag on an anonymous image board?
>handegg game
>player moves 5 feet
>play stops for 20 minutes
seeing kariya get killed
BLOOD FOR THE FILTER GOD
Delete this post.
Good morning son
I went through some rough shit growing up, and I have never used or even considered using a tripcode.
Why does that look like peewee hockey
image is stretched out so the players look like midgets
make me fag
>Carolina has 2 sweeps in a row
I am excited
BASED and jedipilled
Everyone that makes round 3 has 2 sweeps in a row ya queer
ha ha same
>youtube.com
what's grapes saying
No one knows anymore.
>(You)
Had the navy on
Made fun of Carolina for being Reddit
Complimented a bunch of players who's names he's forgotten.
doubled down on canes fans being shit
>let’s make ai without bias
Lol
The first time Don went off about the Storm Surge, it sounded like he was just trying to be provocative.
This time, he just sounds like he's going senile.
>checks in 4
>marlels in 5
>wolfies in 7
>gulls in 7
>don't have much money
>didn't go to the Checkers game tonight
>turns out I'm missing a great game
>I'm not supporting >my team
I feel bad.
have sex
Islanders territory was never Islanders territory to begin with
Never skip a playoff hockey game
Why do they have biased announcers on nbc?
how is Doc biased?
Michigan-dwelling Wongs fan rooting for Bloos
Because they're all stupid old boomers who can't adapt and just mindlessly run with whatever team they remember as having been good twenty or thirty years ago.
Occasionally, they'll do their best impression of someone adapting, like how serial killers try to do an impression of normal people so that they don't get found out, and you'll get shit like pic related.
Because he just is.
Good advice
No :)
great comeback
Thank you. Thought hard and long about my response.
tbf Doc is way better as far as being neutral goes than everyone else that they have
Imagine giving any trip fag other than bracket a (you)
based and he'soneofthegoodonespilled
>Because they're all stupid old boomers who can't adapt and just mindlessly run with whatever team they remember as having been good twenty or thirty years ago.
And they get all defensive of those teams, and see any team that isn't them as some pretender or fraud, which gradually morphs into bias.
Oh (you) guys
You ight
92525459
Fuck this nigga
he's better than pierre mansplainer
92525459
is a dumb bitch
This thread is going so slowly that I could post about >my team to my heart's content and you'd all have to just be thankful that I'm bumping it.
He’s a massive faggot shut the fuck up
/hoc/ needs to seriously get its collective shit together, we can bump this thread at the same time as gamethreads, come on
Let's start posting music recommendations again.
I'd rather see more canes tiddies gifs
Can I save this thread?
Those only get posted when >we score, user.
Time by Electric Light Orchestra
will i ever get my foreskin back
RIP
should i ask that chinese qt out?
I'm can usually read a woman pretty well, but this one has me baffled.
>Should I make a move?
Who /house/ here?
youtu.be
>chinese
>qt
should i head to the bar again, i'm still hungover from last night
>do po pushups before asking out the girl
Strong duck is BASED AF
will I score with the milf at work?
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Some of the things I like to listen to
should I just give up?
FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK RRRREEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFD
finally done helping my friend move just in time to see columbus score
fookin based
haha fuck
Fucking Christ
you don’t have to put a name on your posts, we know it’s you
Should I start playing League?
I hate when players break their gear. Have some respect you fuck
t. lowtest
bing bing
Please come back
Please win game 6 and 7
meme game
are the teds going to lose this series?
t. manchild
Eh I just want to clarify it’s me.
DZINGEEEERRRR
>no matter who wins the bad guy wins
not a good feel
will the teds lose this series?
hope he paid for pizza and beers
IT
WAS
TWO
TO ZERO
SCAARRRR AND THE GAME IS TIED
answer the fucking question: are the teds going to lose this series?
>RUINS
>IT WAS 3-1
STOP MAKING ME ASK YOU OVER AND OVER YOU FUCKING MEME DUCK
WILL THE TEDS LOSE THIS SERIES?
respect for who? a piece of wood? woods not alive bro
fucking nbc
respect for the game
HOWLING at this turn of events
the game isn't alive either
Will the Ted's score the next goal?
you can’t prove that
for me, it's J Dilla
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Strong duck says maybe but satan says yes
well fuck
Respect for your equipment. I bet you're one of those fags that threw his controller when the game was too hard
What a fucking goal. Jesus christ noodle.
Strong duck confirmed more powerful than satan
does she wanna date?
>user gets charged for rape
thank you duck
we went on one date but i can't tell if she wants to keep going.
shit game
will we be spared from ted's wrath?
just got home from the dispo. right on time
go avs
CLINCHING IN COLUMBUS
GG JACKOFFS
seriously tho that was a fucking wild 3rd period
Why is Milbury always negative?
Not even slightly worried lol
lmaoing @ ted rn
Any good marchand memes?
>le Boston isn’t going to blow game 6 like always
Old man Chara needs to retire
>teds
>respect for a piece of wood
if it were a one-of-a-kind hand-carved masterpiece, sure. if it's mass-produced and you have the money to buy another, no big deal
now, it is a failure of self-control, but that's different.
Shit that was actually a good game, even if the bad guys won
i like chad marchand
i am not a leafs or habs fan
is this allowed?
>piece of wood
lad, the hasn't been a wooden stick in the nhl for 10-15 years
Prepare for the DENVER BVLL
>went to do something before the OT
>come back and game is over
good ending to the third period
Game Overall was lackluster, 2/5 at best
>/goodguys/ on the ropes
Yes.
>colcumblast blow foreskins
...
I'm looking for a city where hockey is the most popular sport.
must bing game
pay denbts
vancouver canada
las vegas
I know it's hard to believe, but places like toronto and montreal actually count as cities
Why is he so BASED?
>Grecian hasn't been to /hoc/ in ages
he must be so lonely and cold
>and hungry
ping pong
he could eat pasta off of his stick
Arguably Tampa, I see way more bolts logos, stickers and flags here than I see for either the Bucs or the Rays.
what the fffffffffffffffffffffffffuck is milbury still doing alive.
Name a more pathetic and embarrassing team than the Teds
Suck my turd cutter teds
he was he just the other day
your team
will her and I end up together?
lgbtning
Will I die a virgin?
Edmonton
Calgary, except they love handegg too
and Winner Pig
>or, move to Yellow Fork, idk
WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU????
should I ask the qt at the gas station out?
car parts
Laffs
Fuck, re-roll
Did someone feed him and clean his pen??
yah I did, I’m a very compassionate person
like jesus
Bless You, user
Then look no further than the sunbelt
Will Connor McJesus ever hoist a cup?
you a howler the yeti man or a bernie the st. Bernard man?
yes
for the vegas knights
>PAC12 hockey
>big lereddit
Faggot.
the name of Bernie reminds me of that socialist and a Yeti is more unique that just a dog, but Bernie's design has more soul
ya mad bruh?
For me, it's the no teds.
The Sh/a/rks are winning it all lads
another shit game
Threadly reminder that sharks fans are not welcome on 4channel
I kinda was hopping one of them would flash, was disappointed when it didn't happen
The Bruins are such a fluke team.
It's also fucking absurd how Chara can get away with murder on the ice and refs will refuse to call a penalty.
INTENT TO BLOW
INTENT TO BLOW
INTENT TO BLOW
t. Seething laffs fan
How is it, that the most balanced and "talented" team left in the East is the "fluke" one?????
They were the 2nd best team in the league behind tampa, record-wise?????
Aren't the teds the flukey ones??? Or the Canes???
cry more
>Laffs
No, just an objective hockey fan pointing out facts.
t. Tedqueer
pathetic
REFS WHY ARENT YOU HELPING US???
>facts.
>the team that swept the best-regular-season-ever Bolts in the first round is less of a fluke than the Bruins
Oilers are quietly putting together a dynasty. McDavid and Final Soultion Man have plenty of time still and they are collecting a solid group of young prospects. Just look at how well their young prospects are doing in the AHL and CHL playoffs. Pulju will break out this next seaso with his bionic hip replacement and they will be unstoppable.
Canes/stars Stanley cup. Based or soy__boy fest?
Why aren’t you boycotting the NHL in solidarity with our sisters?
calumbus red shorts
>hell no
Based
Strong duck has told everyone who is asking a girl out for the first time to do pushups
based
winning 4 games in a row against a team that many claimed was the best team in history is about the furthest from a fluke you can get
For those about to be swept
based post
because we're not faggot cucknadians
tampery flaming bolts
>he thinks it takes a fluke to demolish and sweep the best-regular-season-team-ever
>many claimed
how stupid do they feel LOL
freo dockers
I've never experienced my team suffering a second-round elimination before. What is it like, /hoc/?
This. Personally, I shan't be watching another NHL game until a women hickey player is paid the same as men.
Imagine being a SEETHING leaf
>1993
I predicted the tampa bay choke
ask me anything
again
>7th-seed SWEEPS the (on paper) mother of all 1st-seeds
>in the first round
it's effectively the >18-1 of hockey. how on earth is that not a fluke?
raleigh is a hokky city yet?
will >shorks shork?
>1 game in which anything can happen vs. 4 games in a row
i don't know user i'm absolutely baffled wondering why these would be different
Flukes don't happen 4 games in a row - and decisively.
18-1 was just 1 game. Multiple irregular, lucky things happened for the Giants.
the whole point of a 7 game series is to eliminate the 1 game "fluke" win
"Remember when we swept the worst best NHL team in the history of the league?"
- The Ohio Teds
COPE
people who bang on the glass are low iq
>ken Holland might be the oilers next GM
The actual fuck they could do something good?
t. easily startled onions
imagine not pressing your bare bum against the glass
people who turn around to wave at the broadcast camera during live play are high iq
Is couture legitimately retarded?
the "water" will get to him within a few months
I always just imagined those seats were reserved for the special people.
avs are spending too much time in their own zone
Bet youre the type of guy that goes to a game and doesnt say a word the entire night
A
>onions
what does this mean anyway?
>lets hire another old fuck who is coasting on past success with a different franchise
No. The Oilers should find their own identity and stop going after the used goods of other teams.
people who talk about iq as an objective measurement of intelligence are low iq
hokkei arenas need huge standing room sections again
Why is that fuckwit Tortorella dressing 7 defenceman, one of which has never played an nhl game?
REFS
N
It's the filter for onions ya dumb basedboy.
go back
This leaf is really fucking assblasted over the bruins winning.
-ot an argument, fag
What's the most beautiful sound in the world /hoc/?
hes a frikkin genius idiot, shut up
The third death knell of a New Brunswick black bear after you’ve shot him clean through the shoulder.
Loudest fucking thing youll hear in your life and then the entire forest just falls silent right thereafter, as if every fucking living thing in the area new exactly what that sound meant.
Absolute wonders.
When you flip a perfect pancake onto a plate.
man san jose sucks
skate on ice
The way my kitty meows
hockey on the radio
the sound of me banging your girlfriend
Bruins goal celebration
That'd be Raleigh.
>classic torts seething during the press q&a
honestly expect him to stroke out on camera one day
Someone you love saying "I love you" to you.
I love you canesfren
how is that possible? lets bring equality into this, by doing so you remove which one is male or female, coincidentally the womans sport gets watched 90% less than the mans sport, hence they get paid less, it wouldn't be equal for them to get paid the same as a man when noone cares about watching them play sports
BING BING WAHOO
i love you user
Thanks, bud.
Sure hope there isn't a "psyche!" coming now.
>Charlotte takes all of the other major sports (FB,BB,SAWKAH, etc.)
>Raleigh gets Hockey, but is also the only NC team with a major national championship
seems rather fair TBQH
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Not worried
Columbus is wining game 6 and 7
You don’t have to attach doubt and skepticism to every post you make you know?
t. shannon
He's great. Demands honest reporting, simple as that. The press shouldn't ask questions with buzz headlines in mind and should actually ask meaningful questions about the game.
how do i gain confidence?
bags of sand
Correct
be yourself
the sound the browser makes when you get a (you)
Based
ha ha, yeah...
Not sure if you are kidding but they don't want NHL money, just marketing stuff. 90% of the people shitting on this idea don't know that fact. The NWHL has lost pretty much every single star they have left to this boycott and every high level collegiate prospect has said fuck off to the NWHL as well.
this
>shouldn't ask questions with buzz headlines in mind
they're just trying to get a quote they can use. even "obvious" things like "it sucks to lose" need support, because reporters aren't supposed to pretend to be mind-readers. just answer the question and move on.
a few of the questions are dumb, but mostly torts is just making everyone's lives harder
drinking a yoohoo lads
implying making reporters lives harder isn't a good thing
you need to go back
for me, it's olaf kolzig
Im have mashed potators and watermelon for din din
>I hate reporters, torts grumbled as he climbed into the bentley he bought with money from a team and league that depends on publicity
based retard
fuck off, reporters add jackshit other than gaining ad revenue for their publication. they have no bearing on whether or not people watch
big fan of hockey, bobes, girls' butts and
vagina simple as
then why does the league mandate players and coaches have media availability?
What's the most beautiful smell in the world /hoc/?
Fresh Pasta
to keep the journalism industry alive?
are the bruins going to win the superbowl? Who is considered the best team right now?
>What's the most beautiful smell in the world /hoc/?
The smell of a girl's hair as she's sleeping in your bed next to you.
onions af
REFS
HELP
How did the Islanders get swept
Straight up embarrassing
found the queer
Fuck niggers
not sure why they'd care about an industry they're not part of. unless somehow press coverage affected their revenue
yeah he's right here
If this boycott is supposed to last until they can find a viable economic model, then it's going to last forever. Women's sports are a meme at best. I get why they're doing it, but at the same time, I don't think they'll make any progress.
>liking girls is gay
You might be genuinely retarded.
>liking someone who likes men
top gay
>girl(male)
Nice try gay boy.
Truly this image has evolved over the course of this season.
Don't rope me into your weird fetishes.
>rope me
dude this is 4channel pleas stay family friendly
>Don't rope me into you...
Why would I do that gay boy?
You guys do realize that the Teds are going to sweep the Bruins in 7 right?
>West
close competitive series'
>East
blowouts galore
???
The teams in the west are shitty stinky poo that can barely wrestle each other in the mud for 2nd place, while the chads in the East know when it's not their night against a tougher, more skilled East chad opponent, but also know it'll all payoff in the end when they get to the cup and steamroll a 4-0 sweep.
teds more like deds
Just give Boston the Prince of Wales trophy or whatever the fuck it's called right now. Don't even bother have the ECF
eastern conference is a meme
if by "Teds" you mean Bruins and by "Bruins" you mean "Teds", then no, you're still wrong because the Bruins are clinching in Columbus on Monday night
>getting blown the fuck out
>chad
metro is winning the cup again
not if the teds lose
did I fucking stutter?
the phrase "blown the fuck out" has been watered down on 4spee so much that it's lost all of its meaning
>lose tight, well-played game
>BTFO
>lose in a lopsided game
>BTFO
>choke like Bolts or Vegass
>BTFO
>lose average-tier game
>BTFO
any time anyone loses they get "blown the fuck out". come up with some new shit already
yes you did kendall
I used to think it meant bent the fuck over
Torts, generally speaking, represents chaos.
Drinking rum for the first time in about 3 years lads
which? how's it taste?
Kraken, was on sale. It tastes like a Caribbean steel drum beat and molasses
for me it’s bottom shelf vodka
the one in the plastic bottle
Nice, had a glass of Plantation Pinapple last night. I hope you enjoy yourself :)
I’m cutting it with an ice cube and a splash of Pepsi
based
4channel is filled with npc's whose only goal is to get (You)'s. They specialize in short 1 line posts that inspire responses.
Awesome, whatever drink you prefer is the right drink
I don't think you have too much to worry about, Rum isn't that strong to begin with.
I’d like to add I’m listening to beach boys whilst sipping rum
>they’re talking about “it” again in the game thread
Kraken is a higher octane 94 proof it’s pretty stiff
Spiced to give you hair on your gf's balls. It gets the job done.
Nice. Sharing a bottle of white wine with my mom as we watch the game.
lucky
Tell mum I said hi pls
patrician. Pet Sounds? Smile? Endless Summer? Or something else?
Pet Sounds in headphones and the hackey game on tv
AND THATS THE BLOODY THING ABOUT PUNCHING YOUR PLAYERS
ayyy bby
nice contrast.
Palo Santo
MY BOI DONSKOI
Based fellow patrician
goon thornton
Makar is feeling the HERTL
Is there a SINGLE team in the west that isn’t gay or a meme?
Red Wings
Blackhawks
Horrible game, when will hockey be great again?
Top b8 8/8
unfortunately not at least until october
teams that suck aren't automatically memes, gaylord
You seem upset
coyotes
Black cocks are so meme they got bullied off /hoc/ and the wings aren’t in the west anymore
so basically if mackinnon has an offnight the avs are absolute shit
bruins desu
there are basically two players that matter on the avs: mackinnon and grubauer
>one line team does bad when said line can't do anything
Really gets my almonds going
what has 100 legs and 10 teeth?
Hmm
Sharkies desu
wow
ur mom
Shorks win! Time to celebrate!
youtube.com
Mmmm Shork Cuties.
Grubauer is so amazing god damn
the boston cheer squad
>Grubes now has 2 Stars from this series in games he lost
Lol
next thread better be high effort. im talking scores, news, brackets, the works.
I AM A SHARKS FAN BUT I ALSO HATE FAGS QUEERS TRANNIES AND JEWS WUT DO???
I don’t make threads
...
news:
>this team won
>this team lost
>this player did good
>this coach was angry
early shant
>early
shant
>>this coach was angry
this really only ever applies to 1 guy